They don’t make sense as a couple
It does in the book
they do. women always have to settle for low value men
>>219587146Ron is out of her league, thoughnestly.
>>219586995I can't believe you guy's actually watched this crap
if HP was realistic a brat like Hermione would have been dating one of the boys in the year or two above and would have friendzoned Ron immediately after like 5 minutes.
She was obviously fucking the chads of the school until she decided to settle for him for stability.
>>219587048fpbpOf course it makes no sense that anyone would want movie Ron, he's a whiny useless little faggot. But Book Ron is far more intelligent and capable and the Ron/Hermoine banter is intense. There was definite chemistry between them in the books. It's only moviefags that think it should have been Harry and Hermoine
The rich and famous literal savior of wizardkind not drowning in pussy doesn't make sense either. He should have been potion raped every night.
>>219587353>Muh movie RonPeople who say this only remember the third movie. He was mostly fine in all the others, but Cuaron decided to butcher his character beyond recognition, and now it's all anyone associates with the movies.
>>219586995This meme lives rent free in my head
>>219587287I was 6
>>219586995it completely took me off guard in the books toowhen i read the 4th book as a kid, i was like "huh ron likes hermione, why hadnt this been established in anywhere in the 3 previous books"at least ginny was set up in the 2nd book to have an interest in harryi dont think jk rowling understands how to write male to female courtship which makes sense because women generally dont
>>219587398Nah, while he was at his worst in that film, the other movies still cut out 99.9% of his good lines and funny moments from the books, some of which were given to Hermoine instead, most were just deleted, which makes him seem like a worthless hanger on to Harry and Hermione.
>>219586995No not at all. Jo Rowling is a man hating asexual cunt so she can’t into romance. This is unironically her husband. Bitch has been dry as the Sahara desert her whole life and thinks nothing of it
>>219587439Well they hit puberty. Little Ron started to think with his dick.
>>219587353Book Ron is just as bad Show us these amazing book Ron moments
The mental image I had of "Book Hermione" was basically Gretchen with unkempt messy hair. "Movie Hermione" is a 10/10 who, at the same time, is ignored by all the guys.
>>219587146/thread
>>219587509No he wasn't, and I'm not going to spend the next half hour digging up Ron quotes and scenes just to prove you wrong. I've read the books over 10 times, including just recently, and I just watched all the movies, and there's a massive difference between the two.
>>219587528>is ignored by all the guysdidn't she date the balkan jock that literally every girl in the school was lusting after in the goblet of fire movie?
>>219587566Then you should be able to come up with examples but you can’t Ron and Hermione are fundamentally incompatible. He’s into slavery, for example
>>219587353>It's only moviefags that think it should have been Harry and Hermoinerowling herself said harry and hermione made more sense, she'd just committed to her and ron from the start and never considered anything else while she was writing them.
>>219587048>>219587353It makes even less sense in the book
>>219587300she is exactly the type that you would have found out later was fucking a teacher since she was 15
>>219586995You're right Ron definitely should've been the one smashing Ginny.
>>219587566You're right, he's an even bigger cunt than in the movies.
>>219587597Rowling has said a lot of dumb shit
>>219587632>one girl in a household with 6 older brothersthere's no way at least one wasn't using her for a cumsock
>>219587667Gay Dumbledore and black Hermione are biggest examples. She can write but outside of that she is dumb as brick
>>219587619I wonder which teacher, Lockhart maybe?
>>219587528Those nerdy teachers' pets are just annoying and kill any boner you could have if you have to tolerate them every day in class. Haven't you had those in your own school?
>>219587804flitwick
>>219587048It was a lazy copout so that Rowling could easily end the series. Who the fuck marries someone they've known since they were 10. Ron shoulda married one of the old money Slytherin girls, Hermonie should have dated a guy she met at Wizard Oxbridge before marrying a guy she met at Wizard Chess Night in her early-30s and Harry should have become a Wizard West End Celebrity Actor and had a kid with a girl he met in his 20s. It's weird to marry your childhood friends. Like there are a few girls I've known since grade school who are stacked, but I just can't see them in that way, even if I had a crush on them when I was 11. It's like, to me she's still the girl I went to school with.
>>219587048FPBP Its Harry and Ginny that really rustles my jimmies
>>219587944>Who the fuck marries someone they've known since they were 10.>this is deeply disturbing to the Western mind
>>219587944Faggot
>>219587974Harry always wanted to fuck a girl version of Ron
>>219587944>It's like, to me she's still the girl I went to school with.That's what they find appealing >>219587974
>>219587353You write like a fag
>>219586995>Teachers pet smart girl whos self conscious about her looks and "mudblood" lineage mary's dumb as shit pure blood dude bro who routinely makes fun of her and even makes her cryYeah dude, totally unrealistic relationship, totally not any married couples out there like that rn..
imagine being the Harry or Ron actor in real life, just waiting years until you can finally find the courage to shoot your shot with Emma only for Robert Pattinson to come along where he basically realigned her ovaries overnight.
>>219587287I watched the first one when I was 12. Then I found LOTR.
>>219588015I just prefer the girls I've known since they had their asses and tits as opposed to the girls I remember just having long hair and different peeing methods.
>>219586995>>219587048Even Rowling admited Ron was a mistake
>Even Rowling admited Ron was a mistakeonly because Ron grew up to look like some typical malformed ginger in the movies.
What did it taste like
>>219587587Yeah to everyone's shock in the books
>>219587566Why would you read Harry Potter ten times?
>>219588094Knowing Emma will never feel that again is kinda sad.
>>219587808I fucked one and she was a thirsty little slut so I can't relate to your faggotry desu. Nerdy girls are fucking freaks, imagine years of built up sexual desire and you tap that once and it all explodes out of her. She used to suck my cock under the blanket while me and the boys played Halo.
>>219589986More like Gaylo
>>219589986did she suck them off too?
>>219587287I watched the DH pt.1 movie to see how much of a slopfest it would be. Still have yet to see pt.2, and have no desire to.
>>219588094Tom felton opened her chamber of secrets, if you know what I mean
>>219587146I'd still be with my ex if that were the case. Now she's married to a guy nine years younger than me and I've had to move in with my parents and I've had to wear a fucking adult diaper for two years because of a botched surgery that fucked me up. Lost everything. Why didn't she pick me if they settle for low value men?
>>219586995It's funny to remember that Hermione stops seeing her parents and starts spending her summers with Ron.
>>219588094Does Robert have a peeing problem like Liam Neeson?
>>219587944This has to be the gayest fucking post I've ever read. ACK yourself.
>>219586995bitches are crazy
>>219587566I wont give exact quotes either because that would take googling but there are numerous examples all throughout the books of Hermione losing her head while both Harry and Ron are the collected and quick-witted ones, or where Ron simply knows a lot of stuff because he is from that world.Obviously Hermione is more mature/smarter and obviously the sulking Ron does in GoF for example is still pretty bad, but its impossible to take anyone seriously who cant tell the differenceHence, the chemistry between the two is a lot more mutual. Ginny however was a misfire, Lunas weirdness was way better for Harry but its impossible to look at just one thing that should have changed for Harry Potter to be better. A rewrite that includes EVERY fix would barely be the same franchise sans the names and settings
>>219587944you seem like a very superficial person
>>219587944>guys i'm SO not a pedophile i'd never fuck anyone that was EVER a child
>>219587469oof... she is definitely a cheater
>>219586995Canonically Harry piped in the forest of dean
>>219588740Awful. Nothing like a real frog.
>>219587944>Who the fuck marries someone they've known since they were 10Eleven. It's kind of sweet, it's a children's book series and they go through so much together that I thought it worked. >>219587974Ginny grows up to be a hot athlete tomboy who loves quidditch almost as much as Harry does. Ron is sort of trying to clumsily set them up because he wants Harry to be his brother and doesn't think anyone else is good enough for Ginny. And it gives Harry the family he always wanted to be a part of. >>219588007She's not really at all like Ron in the books. >>219590715Canonically he didn't you mean.
>>219590672Don't bother anon, there's no winning fighting with anons like that. Damned if you do, damned if you don't with these types, so just ignore shit like that
>>219590537Stop posting this, no one cares.
the entirety of human history was marrying someone you knew from childhood because people mostly used to live in small towns and villages, but nah bruv go and meet a random and total stranger in some club or bar because that is so much better and more moral somehow and less icky.
>>219590537Because you touch yourself at night
>>219586995Book Ron is not a balding twat and book Hermione is not Emma Watson tier. Also book Ginny is the unholly cross of peak Rose Leslie, peak Lindsay Lohan and peak Karen Gillian, plus she is almost as good a student as Hermione and almost as powerful as the most powerful wizards. Harry essentially hit the jackpot among jackpots in the books.
>>219590748Anyways, my hot HP take is that the biggest single thing that would have fixed a lot of Harry Potter would have been to make the Avada Kedavra a MAD spell. As in mutually assured destruction.Guaranteed killing curse, but a hit also takes your soul along with your victim. A hail mary for when you REALLY want someone dead, even if that takes you down with them.This change would have made Voldemorts Horcrux obsession much more logical since he could 100% circumvent that by not having his soul reside in his body, thus ignoring that limitation. So by being willing to completely maim his own soul like that, unheard of to other saner wizards, to kill indiscriminately, he would have been much scarier as a result since he alone could really spam it.Pretty much everything in the story would stay the same, except that the question why people even bother with weaker spells wouldnt be such a big issue and Voldemort would be way more convincing and why few wizards could rival him. Dumbledore blocking the curse with objects was the best part of that book because we finally saw wizards using magic rationally.And the final duel between Harry and Voldemort would have been just that, Voldemort consuming his own soul because he refused to believe his protections were gone. Anticlimactic but also more fitting since his own hubris and pride defeated him rather than Harry hitting a bullseye and weird wand lawyer clauses
>>219590672Ginny made perfect sense for Book Harry because he was the exact kind of bland asshole who would pick the generic Stacy over the much more interesting girls. Why are YA protagonists always so awful? Can kids really not self insert as somebody with an ounce of charisma?
Women like men they can manipulate
>>219590918I think she's most like rose Leslie. I'd give peak Karen Gillian to Lily.
>>219586995This series really could have benefitted from a Stephen King touch if you catch my drift
>>219591259Accio Hermione's panties!
>>219587804Dumbledore or McGonnagal, as she's a filthy whore.
>>219588740milky pennies
>>219591208I think the book makes a point of Ginny and Lily being quite similar. Maybe Harry just has mommy issues? He could be far worse considering all he´s been through...
>>219590672If Rowling wanted to pair Harry and Ginny she should have began building that relationship much earlier, that's the problem. With Ron and Hermoine you see them banter and argue like an old married couple from Book 1, so it's a logical step to make then a couple. But Harry almost completely ignored Ginny's existence until Book 5, and even in Book 5 there isn't even a hint of chemistry. If we had seen Ginny become more prominent of a character beginning in say Book 3 or 4, and had more scenes with Harry, and Rowling actually fleshed out her character, it would be fine.It's also irritating that Half-Blood Prince is the ONLY book where she's a main character, with Harry breaking up with her at the beginning of Book 7. At the very least she should have come along and helped find the Hallows in the final book.
>>219591334You misread, they both just have red hair. Lily is more like Hermione if anything.
>>219591072Book Ginny was more "described" as being a stacy than actually being one, thats my main issue with her. Movie ginny doesnt even exist.But lets think about it. She sucked a lot of ravenclaw cocks, knew how to cast a few spells well, and was described as good looking, but you dont know if I just described Cho Chang or someone else in the DA. Most of the kids were good at spells, most of the girls except bulldogs like Pansy or Millicent were described as good looking, what Ginny had going for her was dating a lot more. So Harry ended up with the town bike. Which is perhaps more fitting since he ended up working as a wizard traffic cop after all.Luna on the other hand, you could just tell she was completely hairless below the eyebrows and that every hole she had gripped like a blood pressure tester.As for Harry, was he THAT bland? Except having autistic meltdowns anytime someone mentioned that maybe we should stop playing quidditch when theres a war brewing, he seemed pretty normal to me. Was there anything you felt was lacking in his character? He had drive, he had some ability.
>>219591347Half-blood Prince was a bad book and a bad movie.
>>219591384>wizard traffic cooAurors aren't beat cops, other members of the Magical Law Enforcement dept take care of that. Aurors are like the FBI, far more prestigous and requires much better grades and ability
>>219591347I will paraphrase here but Ginny crushed on him early, got over it sort of and once she started acting more natural around him he did notice her pretty quickly. They say as much in the sixth(?) book.And personally I think that the abruptness of their relationship works better because of the fact that he has to abandon her so quickly again when chasing horcruxes.The whole theme of the seventh book is that harry has been bred and groomed to be a disposable pig for slaughter, so it only seems that much more cruel to give him just a taste of romantic love and happiness before tearing that away too. Just like the subtext of what Dumbledore did when placing him with the dursleys. If he was "settled" and happy for real, his role in the story as a pawn willing to die would have felt a bit weird and a bit callous on his part.
>>219591448Yes but think about it, what would the MI5 do when there basically is world peace and the worst criminals you get are guys like Mundungus Fletcher.Harry would knock on doors asking if people had a loicense for their floo powder
>>219591619Surely there are other dark wizards who are up to shady shit, they just aren't as powerful or as organized as Wizard Hitler.
>>219591334>>219591366Hopefully, they include a scene where Harry is fucked at both ends by Lily and Ginny. I mean, their fucking names sound the same, which is clearly intentional. I mean, what were the other students called? Moshe Jewberg, Seamus Carbomb and Ping Pong Ching-Chong?
>>219588740Book:>“What are these?” Harry asked Ron, holding up a pack of Chocolate Frogs. “They’re not really frogs, are they?” He was starting to feel that nothing would surprise him.>“No,” said Ron. “But see what the card is. I’m missing Agrippa.”Movie:>Chocolate frog jumps out of windowYou just reminded me how much I fucking hate the movies.
>>219592043Don't worry, anon. I'm sure the HBO series will be much better!
>>219587566>I've read the books over 10 timesholy shit
>>219590984i dont think its a hot take. in the movies they shoot those death curse out of their wands like theyre guns, its fucking dumb. having magic actually cost something from you is the entire point of magic in the first place. and obviously, to cast magic that kills, it should cost lives.
>>219590672>>219591072kek who the fuck reads this garbage? its all women right?
>>219592588>Anyone fancy a cheeky wank?She had a separate menu for the older boys
>he gaped me
>>219587439I disagree- Ron realising that Hermione too is a girl and can accompany him to the Ball is peak teenage stupidity.
>>219592503>le kek, le guffaw, imagine knowing anything about and discussing the biggest bookseries of the last centuryokay buddy. anyways as I was saying, the HP series offers a lot more than meets the eye if you are willing and able to ignore how dumb and illogical it all is
>>219592862that doesnt happen. boys never forget girls are girls. the only reason shes allowed to hang around is she a girl
>>219587146what the fuck are you talking about? The total opposite of that is the truth, women always want men that are out of their league. All women want the 9 and 10, most men settle for 3’s. Just go out and look how fucking low the bar is for women, trust me, you’ll need an excavator, and a man with hundreds of hours on it, to know how to truly dig deep enough to find it.
>>219592503Faggots like the mod that trooned out in his mid 20s. He's lurking right now too
>>219590594most men who don't exercise their groin specifically usually end up with peeing problems.that shit becomes a nightmare tightly dense web of muscles, tendons, fibers all of them surrounding your prostate and bladder.i did a groin rehabilitation program a few years ago and afterwords everything relaxed so much I had difficulty peeing and if i cut off stream it would be like a dam.it takes a few months to fix and when you meet in the middle somewhere you're basically set for life.
>>219590740It bothers me cause shes literally the first girl thats into him
>>219593172I have a leaky dick and always get pee stains on my underwear after I put my pants back on no matter how much I shake. Maybe I need this
>>219587300Doesn't Ron actually get cucked by that russian guy when the other schools join them?
>>219586995Ron in the book is not a retard, he's a competent, shrewd wizard and the only one of the three from a normal ass wizarding family who actually knows shit about that world and aren't essentially foreigners like Harry and Hermione. Also, Hermione is meant to be dorky looking and annoyingly bookish, not the prettiest girl in school as she is in the movies.
Why didn't the death eater spam avada kedavra? Did it have a cool down?
>>219587353Also physicallyIn books Ron is a tall chad with an average face and Hermione isn't so good lookingNot like in movies where Hermione is hot and Ron an ugly manlet
You CANNOT tell me that not one teacher at Hogwarts has used polyjuice potion to become one of the male students and fuck a girl. You also CANNOT tell me that not one male student has used polyjuice potion to become one of the girls and be the dorm cumdump for the night.
>>219586995They make sense as a couple that breaks up after a year. They don't make sense as a couple that lives happily ever after.
>>219592043>>219592077>>219592503Perhaps the frog jumped out in an attempt to escape the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.>a-at least the books were good though"No!"The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>219593485You have to genuinely hate your target and want them dead, there were sadists like Bellatrix who fit that, but most people just followed Voldemort out of fear.
>>219592995this is exactly why you're a low value man
>>219593485Needs a powerful wizard to cast. Also you are basically using your soul as a knife to cut off the soul of another person. And as we have seen in the story that can go horribly wrong. You can fuck up your soul just by casting it.You need to be pretty deranged to use it. Not to mention it takes a long time to cast. Alternatively you can just bombarda a fucker and not deal with any of that shit.
>>219593538Yeah a few of the slytherines cornered Longbottom in the Prefects bathroom and force fed him Fleur poly juice potion. They took turns with him and afterwards Neville never was able to achieve climax as a male again.
>>219586995Yeah, it makes way more sense to combine them into a single character (hot, smart, poor ginger girl), leaving that third spot open for Luna or Malfoy (also a girl).
>>219587944The homosexual action committee thanks you for your service and has deposited 5 cents into your account. Keep up the good work.
>>219593538That's why they only teach the potion in the last two years
>>219587146women always have the most delusional opinions of their own value
>>219587944holy bugman
>>219593842These coomers...
>>219587146>women always have to settle for low value menSounds like you are overvaluing women, if they all have settle for "low value" men. If this is extrapolated to all of humanity then the women are getting EXACTLY what they are worth.
what was the point of this semon demon
>>219590537Youre a NO value man, thats different.
>>219594344To show that Harry was better than all those men who got yellow fever, he evolved and married a proper english rose instead
>>219587287I watched them twice in two months and im reading the books and im probably a better man than you will ever be. seethe bitch boi
>>219588740You could literally buy chocolate frogs in most candy shops. Tasted likely overly sugared 25% choccobars
>>219594496>im probably a man[X] Doubt
Why didn't they just use the time turners to go back and stop Voldemort?
>>219587425How? Both the books and the movie's dialogue are beyond a 6-year-old's vocabulary. They also have mature themes like racism.
>>219593533not quite a chad, more of a brad
>>219594672We were more evolved then
Why isn't the world just full of ghosts everywhere?
>>219587944>Who the fuck marries someone they've known since they were 10.The vast majority of humans that married over the last 8000 years, since the creation of marriage. If you could monogamous pair bonding as marriage, then 200000 years.
>>219594666Why didn't they just shoot voldemort with a muggle weapon
>>219593661Thank you for your service
How come they never ackwnoledged that Dumbledore was head of the entire Wizard United Nations? Certainly that supersedes Minister of Magic.
>>219587944>SHE WAS A CHILD AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU YOU SICK FUCKyou are mentally ill
Would Ron be as memorable if he was more like his book self?
>>219587804Wouldn't be Lockhart, he's too chad. You'd get some peevish predditor type teacher that is very left wing (this actually happened in my school and he got sent to prison even though she was 16).
>>219594778You'd have to do it before he created the horcruxes, so you'd still have to go back in time. Otherwise he would just go back to spirit mode and then return in 10 years
>>219594829Why did Dumbledore hire Lockhart? He certainly would have instantly known he was a fraud, just like Trelawney
>>219586995They make perfect sense. She's a bossy know-it-all and he's a kindhearted doofus. Plently of couples like that IRL
>>219594864Because no one wants the job except Snape. It's a cursed position where no one lasts more than a year and bad things tend to happen to anyone who takes it
Why didn't they just use Obliviate on all the imprisoned death eaters? Hell, use obliviate on anyone sent to azkaban. That seems much more humane than etenral suffering and loss of soul
>>219594864bro was scrambling for literally anyone to fill the position, he just lucked out on good candidates for year 3 and 4, all other years were shit tier basement fodder teachers that could barely swishe and flicke a wand
Why didn't dumbledore find the chamber of secrets? Was it REALLY that well hidden?
>>219595002He probably knew where it was, but only a true slytherin can open it. Harry carried voldemorts seed in his boypussy, as thats why he could open it.
How come Harry Potter wasn't expelled for attempted murder of Malfoy?
>>219594991Why not fill the position himself, he's 1v1 both Grindelwald and Voldemort, no better candidate
>>219593661I haven't seen this pasta in a while.
>>219595051because malfoy fucking deserved it for being a disgusting slytherin sissy
>>219595082malfoy did nothing wrong
Why did Tonks, Lupin have to die again?
Too much garbage and drivebyposting ITTmakes sense why /lit/ has this IP ban on sight
>>219595002One theory that I think makes sense, is that Dumbledore purposely stays on the sidelines and hides in his office to force Harry to face these things, because he needs to be toughened up to eventually kill Voldemort.
>>219594925Their justice system is based on retribution and deterrence, instead of protection (of the populace) and reform. This used to be common in medieval times. Thieves rarely got caught, but when they were, they got their hands cut off. The focus of the sentencing was more on deterring others from committing the crime than stamping out thievery.
>>219595113Rowling literally just rolled dice like she was playing DnD for the final battle deaths (all offscreen). Anyone who rolled a 4 got got.
>>219587587In the books, Krum is a weirdo as well. He’s described as a moody-looking skinny guy with a huge head. He’s the team’s seeker. The only person who was excited to see him was was Ron
>>219595121They have Harry Potter ban on sight? Maybe /lit/ is healing.
>>219588094He’s prettier than Emma midson
>why didn't x do y blalablblalbalbla??? teeheewhy did your mom not immediately toss you out of a fucking window when she first laid her eyes upen you, you fucking freak?
>>219595040>>219595152Why didn't he just fucking ask moaning mytle how did she die?
>>219595208>The only person who was excited to see him was was RonNot true, when the Durmstrang students show up there are multiple Hogwarts girls fawning over him because he's a celebrity. Hermoine comments on this calling them shallow
>>219586995>>219587146in the book ron was a tall chad with huge hands
It’s funny because the new series seems to have reversed thingsRon and Ginny are cute and Harry and Hermione are ugly
>>219595283It's how marketing threads go
>>219595426bro ron looks like a fucking freak in the new series, what the fuck are you smoking? they all look uncanny valley
I read the books as a kid, and even then i found all the romance parts of the book cringe. The parts about harry out of nowhere falling in love with ginny, who at that point was not the cute little sister with a crush on harry, but the school bike, who most likely had the quad price of hogwarts where she sucked dick of a dude of every house, was such a reach out of nowhere. In fact the best girl for harry would have been Femdraco.
>>219593703And this is why you are still an incel.
>>219595599It's because JK Rowling's an autist with no sense of romance. Her first marriage ended with her husband dude hitting her and holding her manuscript hostage. If you actually pay attention to how she sees romance working it's all jealousy and possession based to a weird extent. We're supposed to think it's romantic when Ron throws a bitchfit about Hermione having a date to the ball? Or how Harry not only just notices Ginny after seeing him make out with a dude in front of him, but goes 0-100 instantly. She even doubled down in that terrible play nobody liked. She has Hermione NOT go to the ball with Viktor thus making Ron never jealous over her so Ron never "falls in love" with her and she ends up Snape 2.0 femcel edition, a teacher at Hogwarts bullying children. It's quite sad she thinks that's how actual love works, it was fucked up to read as a kid and fucked up as an adult.
>>219595948Thank god i never read that last book.
>>219595948True, i never liked the romance parts at all, but you put it into perspective better of why
My wife makes me rewatch all 8 Harry Potter movies every year.
If the finnish cunt is here, you're in the final few hours until the clock hits midnight That apology letter to this board better be ready or you'll never get to watch the show or post about le heckin ghosts on /x/ again.
>>219596157Does she at least dress up as hermoine in her school outfit and suck your dick when she forces you to watch them?
>>219596341She cosdress as Dumbledore and pegs me while we watch Fantastic Beast after the HP marathon.
>>219596632What movie version of dumbledore? The soft early one or the one who screams at harry?
>>219588094>that pee spot on his pantslol
>>219590672Ginny makes sense for Harry because she is basically just his mom, and Harry is extremely stuck up on the past. He wants to be his dad, essentially.
>>219597308I dont remember reading about harry's mom fucking half the school in the books like ginny did.
>>219597400What do you think why they called it the "marauder's" map? In any case, I was talking about Ginny's personality as a feisty tomboy.
>>219597400>he didn't read the appendicesGo figure.
>>219597308His mom was a fucking nerd, what are you on about? The only thing in common with Ginny and Lilly is they're ginger. Hermione is far more like Lily in personality.
>>219597494what fanfic are you talking about?
>>219591660They're literally just normal British names. Lily and petunia are both named for flowers. Ginny is short for Ginevra.
>>219598033I thought the parents just really liked gin (like me).
>>219592917I have literally been Ron. Didn't think of girls as girls until 12 or 13.
>>219587566>I've read the books over 10 timesBy the time you hit 13, you are supposed to move onto your Kafkas and Bukowskis. After that, your Joyces and your Dostoevskys, etc.
>>219587944Skill issue, had mu childhood crush not become s crazed feminist I'd have fucked her brains out and eaten her pussy like there was no tomorrow
>>219598227Sorry but aside from fantasy I only read history and biography. Classic literature doesn't interest me.
>>219587287I've never seen a Harry Potter movie or read any of the books. I've absorbed way too much about it just existing the last 30 years. I've very much against Snape being a colored man in the new HBO show, for example.
>>219598744So you're a pleb
>>219598744This, I outright refused to read fiction. The Hobbit and HP were the first and quite nearly the only fiction I've ever read.
>>219599295When it comes to fiction? Yes I'm a pleb and proud. Non-fiction however is inherently superior and far more interesting and erudite so I don't really care. Fictionfags who act highfalutin are pathetic. No one cares about the fake stories you read about shit that never happened.
>>219599664>>219599751I'll never understand this. Do you only watch documentaries?
>>219587944What you are noting is a psychological block that develops from being around others at a young (pre 10) age. This is believed to be an inbuilt defense against interbreeding, but has been noted as not being universal https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect
>>219599968No I watch regular movies, what I don't do is act superior and clown on people online because the silly entertainment I like is more "prestigous" than the silly entertainment they like. Nothing I hate more than faggots who are pretentious when it comes to made up stories
>>219600327kekInstantly outed himself as one of these tasteless potter adult redditors that actually never moved beyond that sort of trashMovies? 100% capeshit and capeshit adjacent slop
>>219600494>MUH REDDIT>MUH CAPESHITYeah you sound like a real intellectual powerhouse
>>219600585Don't be upset that you told on yourself. Control your emotions and you won't have this problem kek
>>219600673>projecting this hard
>>219600814>y-you're projecting>>what I don't do is act superior and clown on people online because the silly entertainment I like is more "prestigous" than the silly entertainment they like. Nothing I hate more than faggots who are pretentious when it comes to made up storieslel
>>219600033The Westermarck effect is pseudoscience bullshit.They came up with the desired conclusion first and then guided the study to reach it, which is shit tier epistemology.There is no "built in" defense against inbreeding, inbreeding happens all the time in nature, even with intelligent mammals such as us.The only "defense" is the purely cultural taboo of incest.
>>219600976Yes I called you out for being a faggot and you got mad. It happens
>>219600494If you hate movies then why are you here?
>>219599968I would wager MOST books are works of non fiction
>>219601102Me? You're talking to someone else and it's hilarious to me that you were rightfully called out as a pleb before and then tried to play it off to only confirm it a post later
>>219601311>KEK>LEL>THIS IS HILARIOUS>SEE I'M TOTALLY NOT MAD I'M LAUGHING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>219601149To discuss video games
>>219601421>oh shit i got curbstomped to hell and back and then other people lurking realized i was a plebeian tooUh oh someones getting emotional again
Books>All named characters were described>Leads you to mentally picture Hogwarts as being full of white English people since all of the characters were described as such... Movies come along>The named characters were faithfully cast based on how they were described in the books (white), however...>So many of the non-named background characters at Hogwarts were brown and black, which inadvertently paints the picture that Harry and his friends, and even his enemies, don't associate with non-whites AT ALL!"Racist Harry Potter" existed back then, too!
>>219601768Cho Chang, Patils, Shacklebolt,
>>219587287Me neither. I had the impression I was actually missing out on a cool series, based off the way people behaved towards this series I honestly pictures something really fucking different, like; kid goes from the subburbs to like an 1800's inpired fantasy world and some people are training to be wizards like wizards is a cool job to have and "muggle" were the regular non super powered citizens of the fantasy kingdom that sometimes blamed the wizards on their problems, and that their economy and fantasy species and such had like, actual lore; like if you threw a Jedi Academy or Xavier's School into a Narnia style fantasy world. Then I actually saw the movie and realized this shit was meant for much younger kids than I imagined, with probably the worst world building and most recycled cliche characters I've seen from a major media franchise.>>219588191Exactly.>>219587425Understandable, I guess that's their actual target demographic.>>219594496Reading books for grade schoolers isn't something to brag about anon.>>219598960The troon stuff is because JK hates men so much she isn't willing to "side" with the non-straights unlike the rest of the Hollywood and Media types. Outside of that she's the same pro abortion pro open borders libtard.
As characters it wasn't developed so wellIt's mostly for the plotNow they're all unironically family. Now hermione is a sister-in-law ron is a brother-in-law because harry married ginny. Which ties them all neatly together
>>219602022Rowling described the outliers like Cho Chang when they were presented. I don't remember those other two at all, so I can't comment on them, but Harry's friend group, as well as Draco's friend group, and all of the professors were all white and they were faithfully cast as such. He didn't have any black professors and didn't associate with black people at all.
>>219591072Ginny is a non-character but Harry had to marry her to become a Weasley, basically. They're his surrogate family for the whole series, he marries her to be part of a big family and never feel like an orphan again.
How is Ron a Gryffindor?He turns his back on his friends a few times
>>219604348He's a nepobaby.
>>219586995
>>219604668why do they all smile in the same exact way? Upper teeth only
>>219605088Anon... I...
>>219587146That means they're low value women themselves
>>219604348the hat asks for your opinion, Neville is a huge bitch and Peter Pettigrew was even worse
>>219604348Hot takeNeville, the weasley twins and HermioneWould have made a better friend gang for Harry
>>219604348disgusting necroing, massive samefag
>>219604348Which is why he wasn't placed in Hufflepuff, y'know, the house known for loyalty
>>219593661I thought you died
>>219604668I think harry and hermione look fine, it's just rons character that looks funny. red hair and brown eyes is just too uncanny for me.
>>219595948>romanceShe writes nigh-pubescent and pubescent boys as not even noticing girls and barely talking about them. Granted, putting the accurate conversations down would have the usual retards screeching, but she doesn't even put sanitized versions in. Both Harry and Ron would have immediately asked Hermione to go to the ball with them, as fast as they found out. And that would have lead to an entirely different conflict, but shes right fucking there.
>>219604668>>219606019Potato!
>>219587808i was a nerdy teachers pet and still got a gf back then, you only need one girl to like you it doesn't really matter what the rest of the class thinks. I figure the odds are even better for girl nerds.>>219589986I'd say this sounds fake but my hs gf jerked me off under a blanket in the backseat while her parents were driving us to school so anything is possible
>>219587944is there even a wizard college? They never bring it up at all in the books, as far as I know they finish Hogwarts and immediately look for a job
>>219593172yeah but not this young
>>219606019>red hair and brown eyes is just too uncanny for me.Gingers are always uncanny looking potato faced husks.
I never got the Horcrux thing, iirc you need to kill someone to make one as the act of killing splits your soul. Where did the soul fragments of every other wizard that commits a murder go? Is it just that they didn't have the technical knowledge to make use of the fragments?
>>219591347>At the very least she should have come along and helped find the Hallows in the final book.yeah this never made sense, even sending the kids back to hogwarts at all seemed retarded
>>219592588he meant one of each, like getting The Works on a pretzel
Ron should’ve married Ginny like a true pureblood
>>219602214>The troon stuff is because JK hates men so much she isn't willing to "side" with the non-straights unlike the rest of the Hollywood and Media types. Outside of that she's the same pro abortion pro open borders libtard.What are you talking about? She thinks of Dumbledore as gay, and she regularly donates to the LGB Alliance.
>>219608057true and they should be put into camps made to work
>>219594555really? Where I lived I remember only finding them at the movie theatre, I thought they were promotional items that were only sold when the movies were airing, same for those disgusting jelly beans
>>219608089the act of killing just wounds your soul. You have to use an actual spell to split it and make a horcrux. Voldemort only accidentally made one with Harry because he’d made 6 already and his soul was incredibly unstable.
>>219594801The wizengamot was more like the supreme court or something and the wizarding UN was probably a toothless diplomatic body like irl, he never had any wizard soldiers to send anywhere
>>219586995You don't understand women. They will always choose the man that surrounds them with loving family. She spent a ton of time with them. A man's friends and family often matter more than he does. TL;DR: Ron didn't win her over, his family did.
>>219608636This. It's exactly why being edgy and abandoning your family is a terrible idea. You'll end up an incel.
>>219608330>LGB Alliance.Right Wing group led mostly by Straight people.>Gandalf the gayShe said he loved someone then became Asexual later in life... only to years later shit on Asexuals on twitter.
>>219598615>doubt
>>219595169you need to stamp out corruption or people will keep stealing though, many SEA countries have extreme measures taken on crime but only a few like Singapore actually manage to have a low crime rate
>>219595599>school bikedidn't she only have two bfs before Harry? That's like one per year
>>219598227meh, I had to read some of those for high school and college on top of my dad forcefeeding me Zola and Balzac as a kid, when I read for pleasure I want shit that isn't annoying to read (although I do enjoy Joyce). Just read what you enjoy, literally no one cares outside of freshman lit students
just remembered ginny got blacked before she settled with harry lol
>>219587944What a weird fucking post.
>>219597231He's leaking precum you retard, his cock can feel Emma's lust and is ALERTING him as all good cocks do.
>>219586995Rowling did all the cliches. She couldn't resist dumb comic relief dudebro - miss smartypants snobish girl anymore than she could naming the only asian character Cho Chang or making the only Irish guy have an issue with recurring explosions
>>219593407Yup. Even the jeetesses that Ron and Harry attend the party with ditch them for some Slavic chads.
>>219586995He used some PUA shit and kept negging her. IIRC in the book he tells her that her blow jobs would be bad because her buck teeth would scrape against his cock, but he'd still let her practice on him.
>>219586995Of course they do. Harry picked Ron's younger sister, so hermoine had to settle for the only other male character she knew.
>>219615303>the only other male character she knew
>>219615588Nigga, most of those characters weren't even alive at the end of the series she was in.The only options there are nevvile (already with the crazy bitch), and Ron.
>>219590984I like your idea much more than the canon, thanks for sharing it.
It should be hermione and malfoy and malfoy shouldve been the third leg of the golden trio they needed a little bir of grey
>>219587944>Who the fuck marries someone they've known since they were 10Yeah, imagine wanting to marry someone you know well and who knows you, with whom you have a significant shared history that binds you. Crazy. And people wonder why divorce rates are so high. I want off this plane of existence.
>>219615588is that Paul Atreides in my harry potter sloppa? How does Hermione know him?
>>219616844I kind of agree. Would have been better if Malfoy was redeemed in book 6 and he was coming along for the horcrux hunt in book 7
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>>219587422Kino.
>>219615303Not true, she could have gone for Neville, or Carbomb McAlcohol, or that black guy, or... the size of Hogwarts is another of those things that really should have been fixed.So what, theres like 10 people in Harrys Gryffindor class. Multiplied by 4 and then 7 to include every house and year. Thats less than 300 students in an entire castle. The wizard population of britain should have been like a tiny town at most. Diagon Alley could have held all of them. Making wizards into this major hidden population to shove in the ministry makes no sense as well. These are the real plot holes that should be addressed, not just silly stuff like how the triwizard challenges had audiences with nothing to watch
>>219587597I actually do think she might have wanted him with Hermione at some point because at the end of book 4 she kisses him on the cheek and at 5 they have random touchy feely moments like yanking eachother out of harms way and such etc>>219587974Harry/Ginny sucks, but one thing interesting to think about is how Harry's entire life people tell him "you look e-actly like your father" and then harry goes and marries a woman who looks and acts like his mother... he's like trying to role-play as his own parents, also the thing about him naming his oldest son and youngest daughter his parents names, is weird as hell>>219590672Movie Harry might be good for Luna but book Harry hated her
>>219597504Both Lily and Ginny are stubborn, headstrong, and stand up for what's right
>>219594760anon got utterly btfo by history
>>219587048No they don't. And i read all the books. Their romance arc is mostly in the background and haphazardly stitched to the main story. The few moments where they interact intimately feel incredibly forced and goofy, especially considering how much ron despised hermione in the first years and how little they interacted with each other over the course of 6 put of 7 books. The only possible clue of ron being attracted to her before that was his jealously towards viktor krum in the goblet of fire, although that can be easily explained by the fact that he was now a rival of hogwarts and dated a person he's the complete opposite of, ruining his admiration towards him. By the way, in the entire book he was drooling over fleur delacour, that hardly looks like a crush on hermione.
Am i the only one who hates harry? He's so fucking bland and hollow and devoid of a proper personality, he's little more than viewpoint for the reader. Other than that, he often acts like a clueless retard and never grows up or improves as both a wizard and a person.
>>219587146Define low value. If a man is good, nice, loves his woman, is loyal and kind to her, is he still low value?
>>219621013Yes, you have to act like a dick to make women love you. That's what andrew tate's 5000$ online course on dating says. I mean, the fact that he pimps romanian prostitutes is clearly the trademark of a real man.
>>219595113Rowling had promised that the series would get dark and serious and le thriller like. She had to kill some people so people wouldn't accuse her of making childerens' books
>>219593966kek
>>219621071By the time lupin died i seriously doubt she wrote anything anymore. She was already richer than mohamed al fayed and owned a castle at that point, i'm sure she had an army of ghost writers making the book for her.
>>219593256>pee stains on my underwear after I put my pants back on no matter how much I shake.Everyone suffers from this, it's normal. Wiping your dick after you piss affords damage control to an extent
Harry and Luna would be good Hermione and Draco could have worked
>>219622350>Hermione and Draco could have worked>cute nerdy girl falling for the asshole bullyVery underrated, in my opinion.
>>219622387Redeemed bullyIt’s funny how nobody in HP gets a redemption arc
>>219586995Potions class does not start for another hour Potter and where is your robe?
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>>219602301>He didn't have any black professors and didn't associate with black people at allWhen I was reading the books I always pictured some of the kids were probably black and stuff, just because that's what my world looked like, like how does some white kid have a name like Lavender Brown, that's a pretty black name. So unless the character was drawn and stuff, I didn't really in my mind, picture them as all white unless they had an explicitly foreign name
>>219594864He did know he was a fraud, he asked him to take the job because he wanted to prove he was actually just a conman.What's that you ask? Why would a self-respecting school headmaster purposefully employ a dangerous fraudster, knowing he was incapable of actually teaching the children under his care, simply to destroy his reputation? Uuuuuhhhh, look! Here's a new character, Felicity Pinknickers, she's Dumbledore's great-great-great grandmother who bred a new colour of leech, be sure to read up about her on Pottermore!
>>219591072>>219590740>>219590918>Red hair>Loved by all the boys>GiftedGinny is JK Rowling's own self insert Mary Sue that she was using for vicarious wish fulfilment.Before you ask the girl in my pic is Luca Hollestelle
>>219620654
>>219624477>Ginny is JK Rowling's own self insert Mary Sue that she was using for vicarious wish fulfilment.I thought Hermione was Rowling's self-insert?
>>219624532all gingers were self inserts
>>219624477Now that's a serious case of spattergroit.
>>219587048Yeah I never read the books until I saw the 5th movie and was surprised that Ron was actually supposed to be a witty 6'3 gigachad and that the movies instead made him some whiny incel dork and gave his best lines to Hermoine.Funny thing is going by the casting the tv show is going to do the same thing.
>>219624623I'd spatter her groit if you know what I mean
>>219624777>Ron was actually supposed to be a witty 6'3 gigachadChecked, but Rowling never fucking describes what any of her characters look like beyond general characteristics.
>>219624532It depends on the detractor.
>>219624490If any of the new main girl students develops a big chest, we'll be in trouble...
>>219624996They'll pull a Modern Family and heavily encourage her to get a surgical reduction.
>>219621013Kek, that's the bottom-of-the-barrel men. Woman like homeless guys that will slice their throat for crack and vomit in their mouth while they ravage their cunt with a cock that is as thick as a can and as long as a vinegar bottle. They also find insanely hot being cheated on by pirates.
>>219624996Rowling would never allow that
>>219626184>>219625059
>>219587944Trolling is an art.
>>219600033Shalom!
>>219624777Hollywood jews have a hateboner for redheaded people, so imagine the insane seethe when not only Ron was a ginger gigachad of blue eyes mogging everyone, but also talked down to Hermaione and fucked her dry. Woman, being Jews true and only god, and Redheads, being jews most hated race, they tried their best back in the day to not sperg out and make the same thing they are doing with the current live action show. Women are our gods goy, they are perfect and we have to be the betterman.
>>219586995She’s a neurotic perfectionist who triggers her “I can fix him” instinct. It makes perfect sense if you’re not a virgin.
>>219612064What should an asian girl be named? Jane Smith?
>>219620621>also the thing about him naming his oldest son and youngest daughter his parents names, is weird as hellTell me you have zero knowledge of history without telling me you have zero knowledge of history.
grow up, yourtrannyhere
>>219595066I got banned for posting it a few years back, there's probably some redditor janny who feels personally offended when someone says that HP is bad.
>>219620621>Movie Harry might be good for Luna but book Harry hated herbook Harry was written in female gaze
Luna should have been introduced to the reader in book 2
>>219593661I've always felt that it was kinda weird that the text of the meme mentions Stephen King but the image has nothing to do with Stephen King.
>>219587566It's a children's book series anon. You're one step up from watching my little pony and barney.Grow up for fuck's sake
>>219627620I know naming your kids after your parents and jr's are a real and normal thing, But I am saying that it is strange only with the prior context of Harry trying to larp as his parents as much as possible
