WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO STEVIE?
>>219592193They didnt fire the fuck out of the hollywood child rape victim snd replace him with another actor like Dewey.
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>>219592193zesty
shit looks gay.
I hate those fucking ear plugs so much jesus christ, DISGUSTING. I see these EVERY DAY now
>>219592193Fuck this i'm not watching this globalist homo interacial pedo shit. Fuck the jews
>Dewey is a chad that fucks a new girl everytime he appearsBased
Holy fuck did not need to see that.
>>219592193
>>219592193>one of the best black characters in tv back then>
>>219592352Yoda if he deflated
>>219592193i would rather study charles dickens than watch this shit
>>219592193This is weird, I wouldn’t call it a reboot or revival more like a special. Hope this is it, there isn’t an interesting dynamic to keep this thing going I fear. Hal as always is carrying this.
>>219592193This shit is real? Kill me. Stevie was very clearly straight in the original series. This is absolute character assassination, the worst thing I've seen about this show so far.
>>219592193lmao shitskins seethingsorry spics but this is what i voted for
>>219592193Stevie turned into Debra Wilson?
>>219592536even give them some mixed race mutt. they always ruin everything
>>219592193I watched Malcolm sparingly on tv and I don't think I ever watched anything from the last season. Maybe not even the second to last one. Can I still watch this?
>>219592536Oh no they tarnished your nig. Time to watch the wire again to get your bbc fix
>>219592603criminal she never showed them tits
>>219592246the actor wears shit like this irl, so it makes sense
>>219592622Sooner or later that will be your fetish
>Hal is the best partJust like the original series.
>>219592653Are you retarded she showed them constantly there's a bunch of videos of her flashing nips
I take it the actor himself is gay?
>>219592536>waah theres only straight or gayhe could easily be bi or even pan. dont be a moron
>>219592661>Sooner or later
>>219592738Okay reddit
>>219592193Thanks, I was looking for a reason not to watch this
>>219592718there are literally none from when she was young
They buck broke the damn boy
>>219592738Or even pedophile, like all faggots
>>219592193I thought that was the Linkin Park guy from the thumbnail
>>219592734He dresses like that normally and makes jewellery for a living, but it's ooga booga african tribal jewellery so it's anyone's guess.
>>219592193yo what the fuck
>>219592847no shot he's a pedophile, Stevie isn't white
>>219592193Was Malcom always a whiney bitch?
>the only returning character to be turned into a faggot is the black kidKEK
>>219593133Bro rewatch a single minute of the original show
>>219592536It has been quite a while since I watched MitM, but yeah I could've sworn there was an entire episode plot where Malcolm and Stevie pretended that Stevie was terminally ill in order to get girls.
>>219592606Those two were extremely horrific and unwatchable already. This is somehow worse
He was lusting after white pussy in the original show, now hes gay with a kid. Gays also shouldn't be allowed to adopt kids.
>>219593446Gays adopting kids of their own gender immediately makes me sus. Like if me and a buddy as two straight heterosexual men decided to adopt a little girl and share custody… it would be odd to say the least
>>219592193lmao this cant be realholy shit
Lois and Hals daughter is a they/them
>>219593503I just feel if two gay men decide to live that lifestyle then they should'nt have access to het norms like child rearing. If they really want kids then do it the old fashioned way.
>>219592193They turned my nigga Stevie gay
Malcolm's daughter is a cunt and her mother is a druggy who ran away.
>>219592193Mmmm
The thing is in the original series, Stevie is 100% clearly straight and wants to bang chicks, so the whole gay shit is bizarre. Is the actor gay?
>malcolm hiding the existence of his daughter from both his parents while raising herI know this is plausible with the weird american way of life but this behavior is highly taboo in all of latin america and probably other asian countries. it just sounds too dumb and heartless any son/daughter/mother/father figure would be heartbroken or highly dramatic about it. I dont believe the episodes are gonna be well received in mexico and brazil but I could be wrong.
>>219592268Where do you live, 2010? Most retards got them sewn up
>>219593692>Is the actor gay?Looks like it
This shit was so narratively unsatisfying.
>>219593692>he looks like the op pic since like 10 years agoI bet he demanded that change.
Its interesting to directly compare the demographics, social trends and overton window shift from the original to this.The non binary kid, steve being a homo thats captured a child, the sickly ozempic faces, the family home being ikea brutalist slop, the shift toward gynocentrism and normalising whorishness, injection of technology that kills socialising, souless empty attempts to recapture humour ends up being a facsimile done poorly, everything looking like shitty low quality plastic, natural light is raped by digital cameras that look like iphone, general filming quality and composition done by some indian aka non existent.It’s like a microcosm of the degeneration of a society. You can see the soft yellow tones and genuine joy of the original held up beside the fluorescent mental illness brutalist modern incantation and actually begin to feel violent and sick. Same as scrubs.It’s unironically over.
>>219592193If I had a nickel for every reboot or sequel that made the black best friend gay...I'd have a lot of nickels.
Makes sense he ended up like that with a mother like that
I enjoyed the side story of how their son caught monkeypox, somehow.
>>219593694His family sucks. Why would he want them around?
>>219593694It's not uncommon to go No Contact. I.E. ghost your birth family the moment you're financially stable. Therapists encourage it with young women all tht time.>My mom is so controlling!>Sounds like toxic manipulation to me. You'd better cut your losses rather than compound the trauma. I'm upping your Zoloft and Klonipan as well.
>>219592603turned? "he" always was Debra
>>219592193Thanks for posting this. Now I know I am not gonna watch it.
>>219592193Why are black "men" like this?
>>219594105There's been a recent push to only have actors play their own sexuality. Most black actors are gay since the zesty ones are putting themselves through acting school. Therefore we're getting much fewer straight black characters in media.
>>219592193They already had the two "obvious" gay Krelboynes to go this route, Stevie never showed any signs of zest
>>219592193Revenge because the poor kid (now adult) rejected 7 millions because he obviously doesn't want to be around his trauma
>>219593503Meanwhile lesbians adopt white boys but they do so to torture him as a revenge because that poor kid represents the chads that rejected them or their father that abused themAlso, ALL kids gays adopt are ALWAYS white
>>219592352Is his dad in? Is Hal still hanging out with a black group
>>219592193This is fucking crazy. I feel like im damaging my brain by looking at this. Same way I felt when I first saw a chainsaw beheading video as a child. Its just so disturbing. Stevie was a such a funny, memorable character of my childhood. What the fuck
they are back at making absolute dimes queer to make me feel bad for queer people
>>219595065Pretty much every single character that ever appeared on the show is in, for whatever reason.
>>219593687kinda hot though
>>219593709https://youtu.be/fgT9zGkiLig
>>219595978she just needs a good dicking
>>219592193He was always zesty and gay. So it fits.
>>219596031>born 201X
>>219596484I was talking about the mom wise guy
>>219596337Many such cases
>>219596520>tfw some sperg raped me while I was drunk at a party and now I'm stuck with him for lifeNo wonder she dipped after 3 days
>>219593162Malcolm's childhood friends are in some threesome
>"yeah guys it's just 4 episodes no biggie">actually clearly just testing the waters for full seasonIm not excited to spend time with these characters, dont want to sound like a /v/irgin but I got a little sick of "we gotta be better men" in this revival
>>219597001I liked all the new cast. Jaimie somehow less screentime than Nu-wey
Realistically would anyone actually want to be with Stevie, man or woman? A stuttering retard in a wheelchair sounds like a nightmare as a partner
>>219593346There's also the episode where he goes with Reese to an island full of lonely girls who take their tops off. Several times.
>>219597001Yeah, somehow I didn't see that before but after watching the first episode it hit me, especially focusing a single second to Malcolm's stupid daughter who can also break the fourth wallNow I understand why real Dewey didn't want to return, he knew that their real plan is to make a new reboot show
>>219597914Stevie probably makes billions, considering he's extremely smart. And maybe his comics collection is worth something now.
>>219592193>younger sister is "they/them">Malcolm's daughter>Malcolm's girlfriend >Stevie is disabled and gay and has a sonThis ain't gonna play well with the latinx audience, that's for sure
>>219592738>or even panExactly. There’s dozens of made up sexual orientations that are copies of each other, minus the actual label, so people can feel like special snowflakes. He could be any of them.
>>219592193I knew they would do something like this. The stupid non-binary shit just wasn't going to be enough. Thank you for posting at least, now I have a solid reason to never watch this shit.
>>219592193>earplugs in 2026damn these producers are always 15 years behind
>>219593867Name 10 examples
>>219592193Now he checks 3 diversity tokens by himself
>>219592193LMAO
>>219598543>now I have a solid reason to never watch this shit.how was the original announcement not enough? jesus
I think the original show and the reboot embody millennials perfectly, the original was this chaotic break all the rules show just like millennials were growing up and the reboot turned into a therapyspeak lgbtqia+ hugbox that barely shows what it once was. Kelly was a megaqt tho.
>>219593709idk who this >>219596271 FAGGOT is but I live in Maryland
Buck status?
>>219592738Slight correction, there’s straight and various mental illnesses
>>219592604>even give them some mixed race muttWHICH DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE CONSIDERING THEY'RE FUCKING GAY LMAO
>>219593503>These findings suggest that the proportion of homosexual perpetrators in a systematic tally of newspaper stories is similar to the proportion of homosexual perpetrators in datasets from large entities and put in question the current policy of utilizing homosexuals as foster and adoptive parents.https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/14723445/
>>219593937Monkeypox was kind of weird huh?>middle of covid all the MSM start hyping Monkeypox as the next thing everybody needs to be protected from>quiets down a lot once it's revealed it's only promiscuous homosecual men contracting it>media goes completely dead silent on it once multiple reports of kids getting it appear
>>219592193The actor is mostly playing himself in this scene. So brave and empowering.
>>219600979Idk what’s weird. You kind of summed it up. They thought we’d get all hyped for it and click their articles but nobody gave a shit because it was fag stuff
>>219592603She fucked herself up so bad.
>>219600979Kids and dogs. Don't ask questions about this you antisemite. Also assume you are at risk even though it's 99% gay men and 1% closeted gays and their wives getting this.
>>219593694lol whatMexico is just mini USA at this point, you imported half your pop psych shit to us in the last decadeNow going "no contact, family was an asshole to me when growing up" is increasingly common. In fact like half of the mexican people I saw having opinions about the revival said "yeah you know what, I totally get Malcolm".
>>219598229og series was already woke as shit, and millennials in Mexico don't care about that. They also like that the daughter is cut-throat as fuck and didn't take Reese's shit.
>>219602224>og series was already woke as shitfor the time which is not the same as today. movies and TV made fun of fags all the time instead of this dumb activist shit you're seeing
based dewey not getting involved with the kikery
>>219602586no, you just didn't have an issue with it growing up because you weren't a joyless grifter trying to look at anything "woke" in media before deciding if you were able to enjoy it.
>>219602773>joyless grifterlmao send me whatever check im supposed to be getting for stating my opinion. also i missed the part where stevie was gay in the original run, so send me the episode and the timestamp too
>>219602909the series calls out the church, cops, authorities and every fucking adult as corrupt, lying POS throughout its run. If you convinced yourself it was a rightoid or political-less series then you are either fucking retarded or just watched it through tiktok.
>>219602773>you weren't a joylessYou're seething because people on the internet are mocking nostalgia bait cash in slop.
>>219602972ok but when was stevie gay in the original run?
>>219602773banning people from the internet for mere opinions is way more joyless and thats all woke wants to dothats why people are here instead of the other websites
Did they bring back Tania? She was hot as fuck in Goliath. Please tell me they brought her back.
>>219593694Malcom's parents sabotaged him in a way that justified outright homicide. It out of the league of most people who do this.
>>219603499He could’ve tried harder to get that job. But he showed he wasn’t mature enough to outright disobey
>>219602621Fucking off to study some weird bullshit, turning down the money, and simply not getting involved in all this gay nonsense is unironically peak Dewey B plot IRL
At least she doesn't have one of those gay side haircuts, but almost looks like that negro wicked witch of the west
>>219603482No. Couldn't afford her for a cameo
>>219602972It was pretty apolitical. Directionbrained morons
>>219592193What's this trend of appropriating isolated tribes with earlobe elongating jewelry? Obnoxious
>two gay guys adopt another boy
>>219603754I'm a 33 year old boomer and gauges have been popular since I was in middle school. Probably longer
>>219602773Stop shoving your illogical faggy shit in everything you lefty scum
>>219602972They made fun of racebaiting liberal ideology, political correctness, women, the mentally handicapped — as well.
>>219598229we're raging faggots now thanks to your evil american influence, so we'll love it
hey gork, make malcolm's daughter and nonbinary aunt kiss
>>219602773>grifterGrifter doesn't mean "person I disagree with"
>>219603954>dob 201XYOU CANT DO THAT GORK NO WAIT STOP
That scene where his parents are fighting and making him "interpret" between them was the only time I laughed watching this.
>>219596996It's more implied that their genetic "research" for the military included creating a clone with all three of their DNA, and they never at any point establish they are in any sort of romantic relationship with each other
>>219604094Stevie falling over in the wheel chair to distract from Malcolm's very inappropriate marriage proposal was funny
it was based that reese burned the fuck out of the sister and also didn't give a shit about malcolm's secret daughter
>>219604199Only Hal and Lois cared. Nobody else gave Malcolm any shit for it
The family had like 6 kids and just one grandchild?
>>2196042782, but that's pretty accurate
>>219592274>literally can't keep track of which woman it is this weekBASED
>>219604278If it goes on to be a full revival series I'm sure one of Reese's unknown children will show up
>>219595978I have a hard time buying into Lois going along with the bullshit imaginary sexual orientation
>>219604451Lois has never been shown as homophobic or transphobic.
>>219604451>You're a what?>Non-binary>OH PLEASE that doesn't make any sense. If you'd said you were a boy, I'd at least humor you, at least boys are actually a thing! NOW CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM MISSIE!
>>219604488Well she’s a human, in the 00s, tis more likely than not
>>219593503gay adoption is one of those wonderful collisions between what gays are like in media (wholesome monogamous couples) and what irl gayness is (an orgiastic pagan death cult). retarded women social workers think they're giving a kid to tv gays but what's waiting on the other side are actual gays. of course they're going to rape it. it's like throwing a child into a bear cage because you saw winnie the pooh.
>>219604507>NOW CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM MISSIE!The house is actually clean and orderly with just her (and most likely Reese, as he's a bum) living there
>>219595001I remember news reports of packs of white lesbians that adopted black kids and exploited them for social media clout while starving them.
>>219596011Does Egg make an appearance?
>>219596011none of the recurring malcolm girlfriends show up, even though the bitch from lost and hayden panetierre aren't exactly busy these days
>>219596011Only the cheap ones that are still acting.Neither Cynthia or Jessica make an appearance, and they had roles and plotlines across multiple episodes
>>219604845They still cost money, unlike most of the others who have done nothing since the original.
>>219605061Francis' military friends and the Krelboyns who vanished after s4 were honestly kinda cringe. Like go get a real job already
>>219605136it seems like they might've become actual military
Has Stevies mom always had big fat tits?
>>219605349Yes. She just kept them hidden in the original run and is clearly wearing a push-up in the reunion
>>219603604Im talking about the credit sabotage.
>>219605560nta but Malcolm could've easily refuted that. He was also under 18 when they gave him a credit card, so that's on them
>>219593863It's funny how just 20 years ago when the original show was airing nonbinary wasn't even a thing and now we're supposed to act like it's is normal and not pants on head retarded.
>>219593863:(
>>219593937>it's realdevils in human shells
>>219606113Hot foids get a retard pass
humiliation ritual
>>219602621Original showrunner was Jewish but this one isn’t
>>219608453Ok, (laura) boomer
>No CynthiaGenerational fumble by Malcolm
>>219608518linwood
>>219592622>out of nowhereJeet.
>>219606210I want to go home.
One detail i liked was that his daughter was the only other character that talks to the camera as well due to her being his daughter and being almost exactly like him but as a girl.
>>219592536They really should've just made the Krelboynes actually gay instead of their weird virgin polycule or whatever the fuck it was, and give Stevie a girl that's pretty much exactly like his mother or just some girl who is with him for money and he doesn't give a shit. Speaking of which I wish they brought Herkabe back in some form, obviously he wouldn't be invited to that anniversary but they could've fit him somewhere since they did it for literally everyone else. I guess if they get another season they could make him Leah's teacher and he gets into more beef with Malcolm over shit from 20 years ago.
>>219592193There's no way he can suck a dick if he constantly has to stop for breaths.
>>219592193NOOOOOOOOOOOOOPLSSSSS GOD NONOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUCCCK WHY???? WHY GOOOOOOD FUCK!!!!
Does our girl come back?
>>219592193>white husband>adopted a boyMany such cases
Who is supposed to be the target audience for this?
At least the scrubs reboot is good
>>219600979
>>219592193just saw it and you know what? it was goodnot great, not perfect, just good, i wish based Dewey had done moreand Reese wasnt such a loserbut malcolms daughter wasnt annoying, neither was his mulatto gfit had some good moments and it was nice to see the old crew still there kicking itthe hal drug trip kinda dragged but in the end it was alright
>>219613605>and Reese wasnt such a loserhe isn'the's making more than a living wage if he has a successful youtube series with each video getting multiple millionsthat's the whole point of kelly's revenge in calling the IRShe's making money and not spending a dime, not even paying taxes
>>219610674that's 100% their plan, I imagine Malcolm will move closer to Lois/Hal and get in shenanigans with the family again, they can possily cut down Tristan as she's pretty superflous, and Malcolm, Leah, Reese, Kelly and Lois/Hal are more than enough of a cast with good dynamics to maintain two seasons. >Malcolm has to deal with 30 years of neighborhood resentment and Herkabe trying to make life hell for his daughter, alongside the druggie mom coming back and his auto-sabotaging tendencies coming back>Reese vs Kelly rivalry writes itself, just make them two dumb zillennials trying to outdo each other in everything>Leah has to deal with Herkabe making her miserable, get to know the family she never knew she had until less than a year ago, and navigate life as a contrarian teenager in 2020s, which means she has to be a neurotic mess weaponizing victim mentality, feminism and whatever else to get what she wants, Malcolm behaving in a way completely different to his parents yet turning out to have the same kind of person as a daughter is prime comedy fuel >Hal/Lois are even more unhinged as 70-year olds, that writes itself too
The copy I watched online cut to black as soon as Hal got crushed. I was in shock for a good while until I saw they just cut off the aftercredits to it. Got me good.
>>219613605>in the end it was alrightIt ended on a pretty gross boomer>I love my wife unconditionally>you boys get what you get and I'm a saint for even putting up with you
>>219592193bro that's so sad what the fuck I did not need to see that
>>219613752Sounds good, I'm all for the revival slop.
Is there some government mandate that every new show has to have an assortment of fags in it? WTF is going on?
>>219592193Oh shit, when I saw this I thought it was the middle kid with some muttoid "wife" and kid.I had literally zero idea that it was supposed to be the crippled black retard kid.
Stevie was gay but his husband made fun of him for being in a wheelchair AND for the way he talks multiple times so I was okay with it. When Lois sped up Stevie's speech in the video and they cut to him offended but his husband is laughing at him was one of my favorite jokes.
>>21959410580% of black people are homosexuals
>>219615794for me it was francis just also randomly falling onto the confetti bagthe actual confetti storm when on for too long but francis dropping down came just long enough after the bag fell on Hal that it almost doesn't make sense and became even funnier
I'MGOINGTOSUCKADICKMALCCOM
>>219613752If Francis wasn't about to have a kid him visiting Europe to hang with Dewie and have European cutaway adventures would have been great.
>>219606210>>219609443holy shit boyo thats your culture? fast food and vapid consumerism? lmao no wonder yid calls your kind 'golems'
>>219616096>consumes nothing but American media
>>219604199Francis seemed to completely understand why Malcom did it
>>219604278Francis might have had some slow swimmer since he mention him and Piama had been having sex near constantly for 15 yearsReese had a few fails marriages but I wouldn't blame a gal for not wanting to breed with himMalcolm got his from a drunken one night stand. His GF should have been Cynthia imoDewey probably wraps his rascal twice to tease supermodelsJaime is like 18-19 and is in the coast guard. Give it time and he'll hook up with a stripperKelly might still be in high school or Jr high not really sure.
>>219616509Kelly would've been born in 2007 or 2008, whenever the show canonically ended. Lois is pregnant in the series finale, so 9ish months after that.
>>219616509>His GF should have been Cynthia imoI don't think that would have made sense. Malcolm wants to separate himself from his old life so dating Cynthia, who is well aware of his bullshit, wouldn't make sense. Though Cynthia being the mother of his child would have worked out okay I guess.
>>219616679>Though Cynthia being the mother of his child would have worked out okay I guess.A post from one of the other threads was floating the idea that the mother of the Krelboyne's son could be Cynthia.Since she did take a metaphorical bullet for Malcom, I could see her agreeing to be a surrogate for their test tube abomination. It would be a way to bring her back in an organic way if the series does continue given she's such a fan favorite.
>dewie is in europe>lois gives 0 fucks about him comming to the party>went crazy after knowing malcolm wasnt going towhats her problem?
Its fucnny how Louis and hal life went better after everyone left the house>house looks way better>0 money problems>enough money to toss a party that big
>"lol we were never serious about the president thing, sorry"good or bad writing?
>>219593937these stories write themselves.
>>219617133It was the best way to address the topic that has plagued the fandom since the original season finale.Most parents have high expectations for their kids and try to push them towards those expectations like becoming a doctor or a lawyer. Even if they don't meet those expectations it's rare they'd love them any else. Lois was trying to give Malcom a goal to shoot for and it seemed to be working given how successful he was as an adult.
>>219592193got ten minutes in, cant do it, worst thing i've ever seen
>>219617133he still tried to get into politics before going for the ONG so at some point he tried to please his mother
>>219617133I feel like she was serious back then, but it wasn't a priority anymore after the kids left the house and their lives got better>>219617100
>>219617296Malcolm hasn't gone into politics yet, but he's talking about moving into it soon with Leah so it's something he does actually want to do
>>219592193Why is their kid multiracial? It's not like one of them got pregnant and had him.
>>219592193I knew the producers raped Dewey, looks like now they've raped the rest of the cast.
>>219592193Watched the first three episodes, so the entire season is everyone close to Malcolm gaslighting him over ditching his family
>>219618185I really don't think you can comment on it until you watch the fourth episode. It's what everything else led up to (and Malcolm does succeed in looking like a total ass to everybody at the end)
>>219600979>reports of kids getting itand dogs*
>>219618180>I knewIt wasn't real
>>219604278Accurate to the modern world, no one is having kids
>>219602972>calls out the churchWhen? There's an episode where they join and leave at the end because they realise they were making trouble for them.
>>219592193Kill everyone involved in writing this dog shit. Jesus fucking Christ man
>>219602972The original series showed the cops completely neutrally, if anything the cops were overly kind to the family the only exception to this is the episode where Hal is being framed for embezzlement, but that's more that the company framed Hal, not the policeThere's also the episode where a girl brings a gun to the house and Malcolm finds it, then he tries to hide it and eventually tries to destroy it by sawing it in half, and the cop rightfully points out how fucking retarded that was and asking what Malcolm said his IQ was
Lois and Hal barged in while Malcolm's girlfriend and Daughter are just meeting each other for the first time but the next episode acts as if they are really close to each other, it's weird
>>219618960Yes, they spent the time that malcolm was missing (i.e. overnight) talking to each otherAlso it's shown that Malcolm had told them both so much about each other that they practically knew everything about each other already
>>219616971Hey, anon, could you pass me the metaphorical (You)?
>>219596484it's 2026, 16 is the legal age in the majority of first world, so if she was born in the first half of 2010... the math checks out.
>>219596484>born January 2010problem nigga?
>>219619759it's the legal age in the majority of the USA too
>muh legal ageKys retarded pedos. That age is for romeo and juliet laws.
>>219619853No it's not. e.g. in New York it's completely legal for a 17 year old and a 71 year old to have sex
>>219593133Yes
It's over
>>219610674>Speaking of which I wish they brought Herkabe back in some formI'd kill Herkabe and have him return as an android who got his brain transplanted but since we live in AI future then I'd change it to "he uploaded his brain online and became some AI". If the series returns for more seasons, make it so Malcolm has strange problems here and there all seasom but he can't pinpoit why, then it is revealed Herkabe had a freak accident resultin in brain death but had his brain uploaded online per his last will and then assimilated himself into a super AI written by himself that has been bothering Malcolm all along from the shadows
>>219592193So you're saying the real stevie got molested so they turned show stevie into a faggot? Interesting.
>>219592268it look like a funyon
Let me guess. Just like Boy Meets World, they turned the remake into a Girls Meet World type of sequel where suddenly it's all about the women.
Kelly is Hot
>>219618185I thought Leah and Tristan were gonna see how fucked up Malcolm's family is and realize they shouldn't have thrown him in the car.
>>219592738one drop (of cum) rule
>>219596011Dewey's autistic friends are not in
>>219610157I liked that she's extremelly good at detecting social cues but extremelly bad at knowing how to deal with them.
>>219613507Where the fuck is this from
>>219602773normie liberal sentiment was not the same as todays propagandic fucking struggle sessions you bad faith gaslighting asshole.
>>219599623>the dream of the nineties is alive in maryland
>>219620754Prerty much. It's shamelessly woke. Pronoun bullshit literally in the first seconds of the reboot. Malcolm's daughter is just an excuse to try to do a girl version of a boy thing. The actress is literally just doing a Frankie Muniz impression the whole time. None of the characters even feel like the same people from the original.It's the most insulting reboot they've ever made. I'm convinced the only reason they picked it was because it was a show about brotherhood, so they needed to destroy that.
How's Craig doing?
Ugh I thought this was gonna be 4 episodes every week until its like 20 episodes. I kinda killed my like for it now that I know its only gonna be 4.
>>219592193As long as he's happy
>>219592193This is 100% a psy-op and a reason why they voted fucking Trump. Nobody actually liked him, but it was either him or this.
>>219594274And that's a good thing. All fucking bucks must fucking break
>>219617047Dewey was actually busy doing something important. Malcolm was just being a dick
>>219617133Good. Lois was right. Without a positive goal, Malcolm would have drank and partied and dropped out when he got bored. I didn't see the president thing as anything more than an appeal to Malcolm's ego
>>219592603I dont know what her problem is but she's a great voice actor.
who was the german farmer's wife that supposedly died and they showed his picture in a locket? anyone got a clip from the original show to refresh my memory?
>>219624542Gretchen. Otto's irl actor died between seasons in the original run, so they scrapped the Ranch setting
>>219592193Is he a fag irl or did they made the character that way? I bet on some strangle humiliation thing>your character is some kind of weird troon faggot>you either accept for the paycheck or the character is cut out from the show
>>219624785Actor is gay
>>219624785>blackrock decrees it so we must shoehorn all this gay shit into a tv show that was once based on the life of its creator Linwood BOOMER
>>219592653Fake tits aren't interesting
Does he still talk like a retard
Am I the only one who thought that Reese's actor was gay? I remember reading it somewhere (probably here) and just went along with it for several years until a short from one of the promotional interviews appeared on my feed where he talks about watching the show with his wife/kids.
>>219625974All actors are fags
>>219617100It's amazing how a family suddenly has more money when four children aren't actively drawing on the financesAlso Hals Hero Dose would have melted his consciousness
>>219625974I think he kinda is, watch any recent interview of him and he's very effeminate. Didn't he have nudes that leaked a long time ago? Also there were rumors of him being gay by tabloids which is pretty awful considering he never became a big name like Frankie Muniz, so to me it feels like tabloids writing about the private life of some guy
Writing's extremely dated, same with the non binary garbage and gay marriage faggot stevie (who is canonically straight).Hal and Lois' youngest kid should also have been a boy to keep up with the brotherly theme of the show.I bet brian cranston had free reign>Yes brian whatever you say I loved breaking bad, say the line!!!
>>219594274Fun thing is that in the acting community, usually the dudes that act like lisping queermo faglords prancing all over the place are usually straight and quite often rakes with a high body count. Whereas the guys that are like normal straight dudes or are just really quiet and mind their own business are sucking miles and miles of cock six inches at a time. The trannies are easy to spot because while every single actor is neurotic to some degree, they're the ones whose neuroticism regularly makes them break down into histrionics.
>>219623509farted and sharted for 5 minutes
>>219618913the first major appearance of a cop was him getting Lois a ticket for the perceived slight of not giving him a free tea and magazine at Lucky Aide's, and then she has a major breakdown in the process of admitting the cop was correct about it (he wasn't, but everyone only knows until later).
>>219627052She literally says "Yaaas" makes her sound 7 right afterwards you fucking retard
>>219618749>parents have five kids>they got one grandkid out of it that they barely saw since she was on the other side of the country>mom won't put the baby stuff away because she still thinks there's a chance for meNext time don't raise an autismo
>>219592268One of my sister's ex boyfriends was covered in tattoos and had these monstrosities, this was almost thirty years ago so it was not at all common, guy was the lead singer in a hardcore -iirc?- band not a wfh redditard computer geek...This one time we were at the beach and he comes walk towards us with this panicked look on his face and blurts out something like 'I lost one of my plugs' or something...When he turned around and there was this disgusting drooping rotten calamari dangling where his earlobe should be I almost fucking puked my guts out...Really, really nice guy though.
>>219603784Funny how they always do. Nothing horrific going on there, I'm sure.
>>219600979Not just kids but boys. There was a graph that showed more boys under 9 had it than girls and women off all ages combined.
>>219592193What the fuck did Stevie's actor do to himself?
>>219627658Him and the hasidic homeboy should meet
>>219592738>biin other words a faggot>panin other words a faggot
>boy main character is now girl main character (with the boy as his father)>woman singing the theme now instead of a manwow so original, first revival ever that did this
>>219592268reminder this shit how demons work to hurt humanity. look at it without the inserts. It looks like a rotting wound. This is how the devil wants young healthy people to look. Scarred, disfigured and happy about it.
>>219592193he's auditioning for adult oliver in the live action invincible adaptation
>>219613507turns out it is real and the producers are pedophiles for letting a 17 year old lie down in a bed with a dressed celebrity women
>>219630931Nobody cares if it's a boy
>>219592193BAN ALL JEWS FROM MEDIA. BAN ALL JEWS FROM POLITICS. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. It should be illegal for Jewish people to be in media because this is what they fucking do.
>>219593863Our country is being raped to death
>>219593863Even the promo tells you everything you need to know."My life is fantastic, all I have to do is stay completely away from my family" because fuck your ancestors fuck your culture fuck your race just mix up and troon out seriously Jews are so unimaginably evil
>>219623229I mean Dewey wasn’t there ether just a laptop of him.
>>219627658hes trying to break out of being known as the black cripple from malcolm
>>219633062And now he's known as the gay black cripple from malcolm. That's like the holy grail for the DMV HR department
>>219592347I miss laineyball
>>219621199The two of them are already kind of out there already. Leah has similar traits to Malcolm (replace the ego with social anxiety), and Tristan seems like a relatively boring normal character at least until the Titty Titty Bang Bang backstory, so she might have some Piama energy to her. I think they're characters who would welcome being involved in Malcolm's family. I'm still not really sold on Tristan as an addition though, and I don't feel Malcolm's comparison of his love for her to Hal and Lois is earned. Hal and Lois are incomplete without one another, they're so madly in love and secure in their relationship, it's a deep love and understanding. Malcolm and Tristan feel too disconnected still, though Malcolm spilling his spaghetti and going all in for a girl isn't a first for him.
>>219592193If the series gets a reboot or remake do you think the bowling alley girl will come back?
>>219592193Gace mix.
>>219592193humiliation ritual
>>219592193I *inhale* am *inhale* not *inhale* a *inhale* faggot *inhale* NIGGER!
>>219592193dat nigga got sugar in da tank
>>219633863>if goyslop gets a goysloppificationwhy the fuck do you care you oinking piggy
>>219632857It is goyslop, but Malcolm is meant to be wrong, presented as being wrong and recants this idea in the show itself.
>>219592268haha this is how i feel about tattoos
>>219632857It's pretty in character for Malcolm though.
Did Hal and Lois become middle class? A fully renovated house and renting out an entire fancy venue for an anniversary and even spending $1500 just to upgrade a sound system
>>219634565With Malcolm and Dewey away, and Reese probably contributing occasionally they'd have a lot more money, though Lois can be pretty bad with money sometimes. Like the doll house.
>>219633624I think the same of Tristan, she's basically the same as every other girl Malcolm has been head over heels into, swearing that he loves them and that they have a deep connection. It goes all back to fucking Sada when he was 13, and to that old hippie lady he lost his virginity to in Burning Man.
>>219632857Oh fuck offThe Wilkersons are legitimately an awful family to be part of. We accept it because it's a comedy, but are we gonna forget Ida and Victor being the devil incarnate, Hal's entire family treating Lois like shit, Hal and Lois themselves financially abusing Malcolm multiple times (with the $10,000 check and his credit card) and Victor not even being Lois' real father? What fucking legacy would a family like this give you in real life? That you should be proud of your white trash lineage and stay tied to them instead of building a better family by yourself?!
>>219632857How the fuck do you manage to watch any TV at all if the concept of a conflict within a family unit makes you start foaming at the mouth about jews?
>>219592237I
>>219592193It sucked donkey dick but Hal knocked it out of the fucking park.
>>219592193So this means its canon that Stevie sucks on white penis?
>>219617133Shoot for the Moon, and if you don't make it you'll land among the stars.
>>219635278I don't watch any TV>>219635154i dont know what the fuck youre talking about because i have not watched this reboot.>using white trash unironically you are brown or jewish
>>219627052Kelly being non-binary is the joke tho. They can't stop having boys, and when finally, on their SIXTH attempt, they do get a girl, she's like "nope, not a girl, also I'm gonna act just like my brothers".
>>219596484She was the best part of the show
>>219617133She said it herself, it was just a plan. Plans change.
>>219635634Agreed, she played her part perfectly and really recreated the feeling of the old show. Hal and her are the only watchable parts of the dreck.
>>219632857Leave your family and move far away, unironically.
>>219592193So like how do they have sex then? Stevie is clearly the bottom but can he feel anything there? He's also an invalid so his husband just flops him over and that's that? Why is their kid exactly mixed like they actually had him together. Did they specifically choose a kid to match that? If, so why? To enforce some pretense that the kid is biologically theirs?
>>219617133It was a retcon to appease the fanbase who have rightfully been pointing out how deranged Lois was in that scene since the show finishedBut it had to be addressed somewhere and writing it out entirely is really the only way forward
>>219634565Everyone except Reese and maybe Kelly because she's still a teenager seemed to make it in some way and up their social class. Hal can afford to drop money for all the renovations he and Reese do, and he and several other characters do worry about the amount of money he and Lois are putting into things like that and the party. Francis writes Lois a $1000 check and she immediately blows it on $1500 speakers for the party.>>219635448Have you even watched Malcolm in the Middle? The family was on the edge of poverty and constantly got into trouble with the law because the boys are chaos incarnate. Their house was a pigsty and their lawn looked awful and all their neighbors and peers hated them. Some of it was unjustified, a lot of it was though.The fact that you take offense to the term "white trash" simply because it implied there are whites that aren't perfect is brainrot of the highest kind. Cletus the Incestuous and his meth lab aren't Nordic gods that should be the ruling class because they are "genetically superior and pure". You're just as pathetic as WE WUZ KANGZ AND SHIEET
>>219635390Shut up, faggot
throatfucking
>>219635448The fuck are you chiming in for then, you monumental cretin?
>>219635448>you are brown or jewishYes, Im American, so what?
>He>Is>A>Great>ManKek'd
>>219635591>That's the jokeI'm well aware. It's just not worth butchering characters for the sake of an unfunny joke >>219604451 >>219604507
