What’s the last movie that made you cry like a little bitch?
>>219595013Ragebait thread, do not engage
everything on advice subreddits is fake karma farming for shill botnets
Okay but what movie was it.
>>219595013Dumbo.
I do get watery eyes at times
>>219595105Lol, no, redditors are actually this pathetic.
>>219595128Downfall
>>219595013lmao based woman. If you’re a guy and you cry over a movie, you’re unironically a little sissy bitch.
end of Paths of Glory
>>219595013>>219595187you really think somebody would create a sockpuppet account on the internet to ragefarm with creative writing? haha how unrealistic>inb4 NOOO THOSE ARE REAL OPINIONS BY REAL WOMENS!!!you already got online brainrot
>>219595013So what they're saying is if I want to test the shallowness of a woman before the relationship gets serious that I should turn on the waterworks at an appropriate time and see how they react to it?
>>219595206I hate nothing more than weepy eyed nerds sobbing over pop scifi in an attempt to legitimise it as anything other than made-for-children slop. See also: Simon Pegg.
>>219595349You should also pretend to be in debt. If she sticks by you, she's a keeper. If she offers you her own money, you've found a wife.
>>219595401if a woman played these kind of mind games, you would call her a lying whore
>>219595401>pretend to be in debtLol
>>219595450if you dont think 99% of women do you are delusional, lmao
>>219595013boku no pico
>>219595450They’re still all whores even if they don’t.
>>219595128Boats.
>>219595469Been give that advice a couple of times by wealthy men on how to weed out the freeloaders
>>219595013Beating a woman fixes this. I cried in front of my girlfriend that’s now my wife when my dog died and she went from being a freak in the sheets to lying there like a cadaver. I asked her what changed and she wouldn’t tell me and she turned it into an argument and she threw a glass at me and I slapped her so hard it knocked her down and gave her a bloody nose and a black eye and we fucked like animals that night.
>>219595013I don't cry.Crying is for girlsI just get quiet and look forward stoically
>>219595664you're still a bitch for crying
>>219595844Men get a pass when their heckin flufferino dies
>>219595401I just say "Hi i'm on welfare!" and they try to sleep with me. But then again I am 6'1.
I think I have low test because I lightly cry at lots of media.
I may have choked up a bit while watching Inside Out and The Fabelmans
>>219595967if only there existed medicine for people with low t
>>219595128Revenge of the Sith
>>219595664>I cried like a bitch at a movie then later had an emotional outburst Kek what a femoid, what happened to the strong silent type?
I've never full-on cried at a movie but I get misty every once in a while. Most recent one I can think of, that scene in Rental Family where the old dude with dementia digs up his time capsule. I remember getting teary-eyed at 8 years old during the Spongebob movie when they almost die and I felt like such a faggot.
>>219595450the vast majority of women run all kinds of tests all the time. sometimes they dont even do it consciously. that is how you really get to know the other person without having to get seriously burnt in the process
>>219595013Yes, i was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.
can't watch toy story 2 with the hoes or else they'll see me cry at the "when she loved me" scene
>>219595664I would have dumped her so hard for any number of girls expressing sympathy for my loss unless she was leagues hotter than any girl I had ever pulled
>>219595013Call me gay but the ending on Jurassic World gets me. Actives my inner 10 year old playing with toys. Makes me cry when the t rex shows up and then Blue come back
from some time now I've been getting to /tv/ always half expecting a F thread..
>>219595013I cried watching Return to Silent Hill because it felt like that south park episode where they raped indiana jones
>>219595128It's A Fine Day Out There So Let's Fly to Saturn
>>219595813This. Crying is usually for little babies not for men watching slop.
>>219595128Project Hail Mary
>>219595282Those are real opinions by real women tho.
>>219598083Both accounts have been suspended so odds are they're not real opinions by real women
>>219598400They were suspended for the shame. Women think like this all the time. Back in the day people just took it in, but due to recent social development, it's a more sensible manner now.
>>219598400plebbit mods ban people the moment they make a protected group look bad, whether it's intentional or not
>>219598400It’s a throwaway account.
>>219595128
>>219595128Shoah
>>219595013Men in Black 3Recently, I teared up when Homelander killed A-Train because his arc was so good
>>219597950Mid bitch humble bragging to other loser bitches online for clout. Made up story about guy to justify her decision to fuck her hair up.When really it was her even less attractive friends and ugly snakes in media telling her that chopping her hair was empowering.
Interstellar. Absolute Dadcore.
>my 23F boyfriend 25m criedNobody gonna address how absurd this improper sentence is
>>219595128The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
>>219595013Is "the ick" another malignant ebonic invention that somehow jumped the gap to the general population? Regardless, I can say with certainty that besides a love of reality tv, which is a massive red flag, and the best, most effective first question screener I've found to date, about the only other thing I imagine would give me the ick, would be a woman who uses the term, "the ick."
You can avoid this if you just date trans women. They will love you unconditionally and will be happy if you show an emotional side.
>>219598872Heroic selfless sacrifice is the only thing a man should cry over when watching.
>>219600080
Anything involving moms, especially a mom loving her son because mine died a long time ago.
>>219599959ick has always existed. It's when a women instantly loses attraction due to some behavior on the man.
>>219600852>"I do love you David. I have always loved you.">That was the everlasting moment he had been waiting for. And the moment had passed, for Monica was sound asleep. More than merely asleep. >Should he shake her she would never rouse. So David went to sleep too. >And for the first time in his life, he went to that place... where dreams are born.
>>219600577I cried when the tachikomas sacrificed themself in ghost in the shell stand alone complex. Something about a machine developing self consciousness then sacrificing itself for a greater good touched something in me
>>219595013this was written by a male for engagement farming and attempting to contribute to a narrative invented by crackheads. user was banned for glowing hard as fuck.
>>219595128Click
You guys remember feelings, right?
>>219595013JoJo rabbit. I caught me because I saw a similar event with a kid and his mom from a distance irl during the fall of yugoslavia. They nailed it.only good movie made in the last decadehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4JUl_c0M3U
>>219599347Holy kek
>>219601223Yes.I keep them locked away and only show pre built simulacrum of reactions to things.
>>219595450They do play them though. Constantly. Why shouldn't men use their own tactics against them? The lie is revealed, men are waking up to the reality that "abolishing patriarchy" hasn't actually changed shit - "romance" is something you do to *attract* a partner, not the basis of a stable long-term relationship, and anyone demanding constant romance in the long term is simply a whore looking for a simp to exploit. Long-term relationships are built on shared values, shared goals, shared resources, and a recognition that people who cannot master themselves sufficiently to overcome momentary whims like "the ick" are mental children incapable of genuine love which is not the brief flash of neurochemical hypnotism evolution dumped on us to make us have babies, but choosing to be with another person over and over and over again because you're mature enough to understand the benefits of a long-term realtionship outweigh the momentary thrill of a courtship or a quick fuck with a stranger.That 99% of media is dedicated to convincing women that's all bullshit and they should just be hedonists until they're on the verge of going barren at which time they should find a simp to raise her spawn is a problem that can be overcome with the proper methods. Until that job is done however, men should *absolutely* be shit-tested women to make sure they aren't vapid whores.
>>219601238samefagthe poem that is quoted at the end of jojo rabbit is right too.Let Go the Limits of Your LongingWritten by Rainer Maria RilkeTranslated by Joanna MacyGod speaks to each of us as he makes us,then walks with us silently out of the night.These are the words we dimly hear:You, sent out beyond your recall,go to the limits of your longing.Embody me.Flare up like a flameand make big shadows I can move in.Let everything happen to you: beauty and terror.Just keep going. No feeling is final.Don’t let yourself lose me.Nearby is the country they call life.You will know it by its seriousness.Give me your hand.Not a great film below but this scene is ok and the best insight I can give you all via kino but it's a but like memphis bell all these things happened just not on the one street at the same timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR5RLdjAlNg but I'll never forget the stuff I saw and it took some effort to even make these posts in a place like this. So gouge away.
>>219595187Based as fuck.
>>219600934I understand the concept, it's the term I was pondering. For some reason, neologisms that regularly gain the attention of broader pop culture, almost always seem to (or claim to) originate from the depraved bowels of either black or gay social media. I had assumed this term was no different.
>>219600852Same.The Flash (2023) sucks, but Barry saying goodbye to his mom at the end fucked me up.
>>219600577Eh, I also sometimes tear up a little when people come together to fight or forcefully advocate for an abstract good. "Only value self-sacarifice" is a psyop designed to prep young men to be happy to die for Israel.
Lord of the Rings, several parts.
>>219601996Are you incapable of going 30 seconds without thinking about Israel? I want them nuked out of existence as much as the next person but you are deranged.
>>219595013Farewell, my Lovely
>>219595013Of all things La Bamba.I lost my brother about 6 years ago and the scene where he runs to his mom as soon as he hears the news brought back the memories.
>>219595013never let your guard down around women.do it once and you'll regret it the rest of your life. Better for him to learn early on the hard way than to never learn.
>>219595097It feels like the world is full of rage bait nowadays. It's not even bait where somebody tries to make you mad because they think it's funny, people are just angry at everything and want everybody else to be angry too. Maybe I'm just old.
>>219595282>>219598400holy foid cope
>>219595187>search up account>find out it’s a mtf troon who got caught grooming a highschooler
>>219595128Homeward bound
>>219600080I'm too handsome and work too hard at my job to get what, a not woman? Fuck that.
>>219595282The stories are fake but then all the comments are from real people who echo the same opinions in the story.
>>219602023I get chills, but don't cry. One of the only things that reliably makes all my hair stand up
>>219602059>>219601996go be angry browns at Israel humilitating civilisational failure dictatorships run by retards in a desert bandit suicide cult on ./pol/ where you can be comfy in a sea of seething brownness and kremlin spam directed at you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm7dIAq7QwM
>>219595187Any woman who unironically uses the word 'chad' is either a troon and/or severely mentally ill.
>>219595128Ernest Scared Stoopid
i cried during a movie once and my ex tried to say "oh well it's just the music, and the movie was beautiful" etc. she tried to give me excuses and i was just like no that was just sad and i cried. it wasn't movie magic it was a sad thought behind the scene and it made me cry. she thought i was retarded it gave her "the ick" for sure. i hope she died
>>219596476Wow you really are a faggot.
>>219598872So what are ya, from Mercury or somethin'?"
>>219602514They are mostly bots, shills, "actors", and brainwashed tards echoing what they think they should say based on yhe strictly controlled echochambers ideals.
>>219595128Milo and Otis
>>219600080>You can avoid all the women drama, by dating menKill yourself, faggot
>>219603144Yes, kind of like the BBC posters on /pol/. It's not organic at all, they are just farming attention.
>>219603276>on /pol/They're literally on every board
>>219595013The ending of A Better Tomorrow. Peak mandrama
>>219595013A.I. back then in 2002
>>219601959And that episode of Futurama when Fry goes into his mom's dream and realizes she did miss him.That one is worse than the dog episode to me.
>>219595349Put under 6ft in your date apps profiles even if you're a giant, that'd filter out the trash
>>219595349This >>219603556 and use pictures of yourself that aren't the best. Not cartoonishly ugly pictures, but ones where maybe the lightening isn't the most flattering.You won't get a lot of matches, but it will filter out shallow cunts.
>>219595013Passion of the Christ.
>>219602530>Israel is not brownSettle down, Chaim
>>219600782>IRL there was actually another brother that died in some ridiculous tragic manner but they had to cut it because no one would believe itI can't lie I burst into laughter at that
Big Fish
>>219595013New Wave Hookers 3. Crystal Wilder was a brief gf and it made me sad she was a whore in it.
>>219595450sheeeit bitches always be playin
>>219595206I cry my eyes out with a lot of movies, fight me
>>219602276it's not just you or your age. FAFO is rampant for a reason.
>>219600080Most trans women clearly want to date other women (trans or cis) and will often use a man to gender-conform better and to tick off a box on their list of 'necessary female social experiences'.
The Wrestler or Dallas Buyer's Club.
>>219595013My bf cries during films but I pretend not to notice since he gets super embarrassed about it.
>>219604574Tits or GTFO
>>219600080yikes
>>219606043Tits?
>>219595105I absolutely could see this being a true story and I absolutely believe women are like this, but I also absolutely believe that the majority of throwaway reddit account stories are ragebait, belief affirmations, or sexual fetish roleplays.
>>219595013Never tell the whole truth to women and never show weakness to them.They may think they want it but they really don’t.
>>219607255Just don't talk to women period.
>>219607255This
>>219600852Then don't watch Mommy (2014).
>>219595128Watch it be something like Stand By Me where it's completely valid for the manliest man to shed a tear.
>>219595187Women are retarded and don't know what's good for them. Case in point: All those moronic "feminists" who convert to Islam simply to choke on Ackmed's glorious ten inch brown cock. Was it worth it? Is the abuse worth it?
>>219600939i saw this as a kid and that ending still stuck with me.
>>219595128Schindler's List, when they hang the Nazi Amon at the end
>>219596196>rental familyjust read the plot summary, sounds amazing. thanks for the recc, anon.
>>219595128i searched it up and they dont say. nobody even asked either.
>>219595013schindlers listespecially when the good guys lost at the end
>>219595206my wifes brown thumbprint shaped butthole skin ring pOwns me
>>219604229recs? I enjoy a good krey no homo.
>>219599304I think this is just how they talk over there
Kid Rock - Bawitdaba
>>219595013Serious answer to that post:>put on bimbo makeup, pigtails, short skirt, fishnets, whatever.>sit down next to him in bed>tell him youre breaking up with him because he cried during a movie>if he rapes you keep him>if he doesnt you leaveIf only women were capable of logic.
>>219596004They won't give it to me. But If I wanted estrogen they'd prescribe it for me no problem. Funny how that works.
>>219613473diedieeeeeee
>>219602530Okay Shlomo. Tick tock, hope you're all saving those shekels for when you get cut off from the free weapons teat in a couple of years.
I teared up multiple times during Seven Samurai. I think I yearn for the non-sexual companionship, compassion and camaraderie of fellow men.
>>219595013>My 23F boyfriend 25Mit sounds so retarded, why do they write like this?Anyway the last movie that made me cry was The Fall
>>219595013>just stretching my legs I cri every time
>>219602023Sam should have knocked Frodos ass out after he tried to steal the boat and leave him with the orcs they thought were chasing them
>>219595013The eighth mountains. I was completely alone at the kinoplex. Magical experience
>>219607937kek
>>219595128https://www.imdb.com/es/title/tt0499453/
>>219595128wall-e
>>219595187>I'd rather a ChadThat's a transsexual
>>219607937
>>219595013Gran Torino is my go to when I need to have a crying jag for some reason but can't get it going any other way.
>>219600577I shed a couple manly tears at the end of TTGL, do I get to keep my man card?
>>219595128Not a movie but after getting to that part i legitimately cried a bitIt came out of nowhere and felt so anticlimactic which makes it even worse No build up no climatic finale just a slow painful death all alone
>>219604359coming from someone who has dated multiple trans women before, this is spot on for most of them. there is a sizeable minority of fetishist gay dudes that go trans and they don't want women.
>>219623581You dated a man, faggot.
>>219623581>coming from someone who has dated multiple men beforeShut up faggot.
>>219595013my sister mocked me when I got teary eyed at my mother's cancer diagnosiswomen are just evil like that
>>219595105Even if the post were fake, the spirit of it is correct. Women will say they want a man to be in touch with his emotions, but if you actually open up and show emotional vulnerability, they will think less of you.
>>219595128thelma and louise
>>219623499I felt the same on this. Man I did get a bit depressed for about a day or two when this ended.
crying in front of your girl is no joke. i did it once and got away with it but only because it happened when my dog died and she understood because she is also a dog lover (she's white btw) 10 years later she still brings it up as the only time she ever saw me cry and i am 100% certain that the only reason she let it slip was because i quietly had a few tears running down my face but was still composed. if i had broke down and done ugly crying it probably would have been over. don't risk it bros, never cry
>>219595128Cars 2
>>219595097First post best post
>>219595187>Woman opinions Who let these talking holes have a platform
>>219595128500 days of summer
>>219601223I have feelings every single day of my life. Are you saying you don't have feelings?!
>>219595128Hachi
>>219602532>severely mentally illSo all women?
>>219597950lost
>>219595187I'm not a Chad but my ex admitted she made me angry on purpose so I'd hit her and yell at her. I dumped her and now have 3 anime sex dolls.>>219624176Western men did
>>219595206>>219595357Depends on the type of moment.If you are happy crying over Star Wars slop, that is cringe af.However, if it is a genuinely moving moment, especially a human or masculine moment, that is fine.
>>219595128Beerfest
>>219595013i dont care, i start weeping like a bitch even only when i hear the music
>>219595128Max Keeble's Big Move
My high school gf made me watch this anime called Anohana about a group of friends who saw one of their friends die when they were kids and their friend group fell apart but she comes back years later as a ghost and they wind up coming back together to get over their trauma and in one of the last episodes I started bawling uncontrollably because when I was a kid out playing with my friends a car ran over one of them in front of us and killed him so I was reminded of all of that and my gf didn't console me or anything and I don't remember exactly when after that but within a couple of weeks she broke up with me and once when we were having a drunken argument during a party she tried to bring up me crying about the show as a point of shame but my friend defended me and one of my bros shamelessly having my back made me cry again. We're still friends to this day. I think only men are capable of having souls.
>RIDE NOW>RIDE NOW>RIDE>RIDE FOR RUIN AND THE WORLDS ENDINGGets me choked up every time bros.
>>219595128Interstellar
>>219595128if she is Jewish like i believe than it was the passion of the christ.
>>219595128Definitely NOT the Pianist. It's the best covert comedy I've ever seen.
>>219624658Most women are just unabashed whores and should be seen as such.
Anybody else laugh at this scene?Sort of the opposite of what OP's asking but idc, cry ab it.
>>219595097>180 replies lateryou tried anon
>>219600080>you can avoid women problems if you just date mennooo really?
>>219595013Umberto D.
>>219624759The pianist had several of these.-The guy in the wheelchair tossed from the balcony >>219624748-That kid beaten to death and pianist just walks away sobbing-When the pianist doesn't have anything to eat and makes a stupid face.-When he is looking at a way to open the can of peaches.-when a couple jews test coins by how they sound on a table-The last supper when they share a candy between the 5 family members, a candy sold by a jew kid for an exhorbitant price-When the nazis bad guys lift a bed and there are several jews hiding there and the nazis maschinenpistole'd them
>>219595013I cried during the "it's not your fault" scene in Good Will Hunting.
>>219595967it's an autism thing not a test thing
>>219595813this is what severely autistic, aspergers laden, sheltered retards do
>>219599959you talk like a socially isolated involuntary virgin
>>219595013>>219603788 got it, Big Fish's ending always gets me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtkvKz1Fg0Y
Women are demons
>>219595128all dogs go to heaven
