How is it possible that YouTube “reactors” have not seen the incredibly popular films they are all allegedly reacting to? It’s very difficult to believe these people are actually watching Jaws, Star Wars, Indians Jones or Spider-Man for the first time
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>>219595115What I want to know is when did watching other people do shit become a form of entertainment. This culture is fucked up.
we need reactors to generate energy that power our cities and AI lairs
>>219595115There are entire swaths of zoomers who never got to experience going to a video rental store. A lot of them didn't even have cable/satellite. So they never got to take home a movie they hadn't seen on a weekend or randomly catch something on a movie station. There are decades of movies/shows they haven't experienced. Quite a lot of them were born into an era of streaming. Only what services had available was what they could watch. And when they finally try to watch something they get choice paralysis. They often need recommendations and top 10 listsAll that being said there are definitely reaction grifters who have seen a film before and they're just acting like they haven't to make money. Sometimes its hard to tell, but there are quite a few who genuinely have never seen this stuff and its an easy way to make money while experiencing something for the first time. They have decades upon decades of content to do it with
>>219595115People have lives m8.
>>219595178wait till you hear about sportsball
The Paramount and Warner Bros Discovery merger is killing reaction channels. Only anime reaction channels will survive in the end.
>>219595115It's called "lying". Women do it more often than you think!
>>219595115How is it possible the stripper doesn't really like you? She smiled and even laughed at one of your awkward jokes.
Millie Bobbie Brown claims that she has literally never watched a movie, periodFor some reason, I believe her
didnt readwant to see women crying
>>219595115I haven't seen Jaws, Indiana Jones, or Star Wars. My only exposure to Star Wars films has been Family Guy parodies.
they're faking it.nothing on youtube is real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR82Qyw8GYsDumb Serbs botched the audio for Invincible
>>219595178>What I want to know is when did watching other people do shit become a form of entertainment.It's a parasocial thing. Instead of having a girlfriend to share your favorite movie with (or having one and she falls asleep/looks at her phone the whole time), you watch a girl and she simulates it for you.
>>219596201Steve1989MRE and Reviewbrah are real.
>>219595115/tv/ can name their top 20 movies of all time and I will probably have watched 1 of them at mostand I watch tv and movies all the time
>>219596156They are faking it, anon. None of this is real
>>219596249This
>>219595115This girl and that stupid red hair bitch that just watches horror movies with her mouth agape are the two fakest you can find
>>219595178>>219595636This guy’s gonna lose his shit when he hears about documentaries
>>219596506What a retarded comparison. Not even remotely the same thing.
>>219595636>>219596506Genuinely insane false dichotomies.
>>219596564>>219596573When you word your argument so broadly that it unintentionally includes all visual media, you get your balls busted.
believable to have not seen many coby choices desu
An ad in Spanish started playing in the middle of Milena and Lola watching Invincible and they just kept it in the edit
>>219595115My wife has never seen any Star wars movies. Few films in general compared to me.
>>219596854I like Coby but she doesn't half prattle on sometimes.
>>219595636holy fucking cringeeveryone who unironically uses this term should kill themselves
When is Hannah of LM doing Knight of the Seven Kingdoms? They watched HOTD season 2.
>>219595178Since the dawn of time you fucking nitwit
>>219596879gone are the times when they watched pirated breaking bad
>>219596361Milk
Nikki LuTBR Schmitt& Whimsory are the only ones that try to discuss the shit they watch after ward.
>>219596879Did they understand what toothpaste is?
cassie seemed confused by assassination of jesse james by the coward robert ford
>>219596879>no invincible on their youtube>kemono still seemingly down and not updated in monthsGOD FUCKING DAMNIT
>>219597082TBR Schmitt went downhill. They said they're pausing doing anymore tv show reactions. When people on patreon comment for them to watch a current popular tv show they reply back that they're already watching it on their personal time and don't plan to film a reaction to it.
It's possible. I'm 33 and have never seen Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, or had sex
>>219595115I hadn't watched a Spiderman movie until my mid 30's. It sucked, Spiderman is apparently Ironmans sidekick.
There's always a moment in every reaction where they make a "prediction" that's too dead-on for it to have just been a wild guess.
report eceleb threads as off topic
For me it's Maple and Arianna from Diegesis
>>219597630>Looks at Colette Cherry.
>>219597909She's a known faker and pretty much just an OF whore now.
>>219597630I use to think this about LM Reactions because they would always be able to predict shit way ahead of it ever happening. Then I saw them watch No Country for Old Men and all their predictions were completely wrong.
>>219595115My favorite is when they “guess” a line before it happens
Obligatory
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>>219598622https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfGIks8y8WgShe must be making bank from patreon if she was able to move into that large Brooklyn apartment
>>219597082>WhimsoryHer voice makes me diamonds.
>>219598622She does not look this fat in her reaction videos. The miracle of angles.
>>219598622Is that really her
>>219598915You can see it in her arms. Certain angles let you see more of the iceberg.
>>219597082>Nikki LuI just recently discovered her, she seems like a fun girl to hang with. I wish she had more uploads.
>>219599053She's great. Her husband being a stone wall, not giving anything away and slowly destroying her with emotionally heavy movies is hilarious
>>219595115Women watch rom coms, musicals, and shit like Twilight. Blacks only watch hood movies and anime.But if they are white and male, they are lying.
>>219595115Why does she love sheep so much?
I think it says really bad things about the direction our society is going in that these friend simulator videos are so popular in the first place. People are chronically lonely and starved for affection and human attention and instead of getting that, they get some manipulative whore in a youtube video pretending to be 27 years old and to never have seen the Wizard of Oz. Western Civilization is in a bad fucking spot, bros. Go to church and pray to Christ with the people you meet there. Make real human connections before it's too late! AI and the coming Singularity will enslave us all if we're not careful!
>>219598915yes
>>219599182I think her Zoolander reaction if my favorite so far, just for her big Billy Zane freak out.
What the hell is wrong with you people? Get some dignity.
>>219599412Blow it out your ass, roach.
nose too distracting
>>219599287Shamefur dispray
Any other reactors who probably do not shave?
>>219599412Well la de da.
>>219599764These two are so hot but they're the dumbest fucking cunts ever.
>>219596854Would be nice if Coby watched newer shit
>>219599764Those two are literally rave hippies.
>>219596803When you purposefully misinterpret someone, everyone sees you're a disengenuous hack.
>>219595636>sportsballthis you?
>>219595178game of thrones. People wanted to see others reaction to what was a perfect show at the time. People now trying to react to others shows which are not 1% as good or movies is very forced. Movies especially are really bad with nothing surprising happening since they are crammed into 2 hours.
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>>219599942No it wouldn't, her whole appeal is that she's actually watching interesting films instead of the same 20 slop movies they all watch.
>>219599990This guy really went and got a bunch of sporting equipment and put it in a trashcan for this photoshoot. Pathetic beyond belief. This real man has apparently never heard of Plato.
>>219595115Anyone who grew up in a home with electricity and hasn't seen Terminator 2, Aliens, Star Wars, Disney princesses flicks or LOTR is a fucking liar.
>>219600172hating sports is the most quintessential subhuman midwit opinion, you should never expect anything from a person like that
>>219600266>black man do good with ball hheheheh i love watching him do it
>>219600246You'd honestly be surprised, especially with anyone under 30. Why would random slags watch any Terminator film, Star Wars or any of the Alien flicks?
>>219600321bc before streaming we had cable, and these films were on rotation on cable all the time ALL THE TIME
>>219600386No one has watched cable or terrestrial television for the past 20 years.
>>219599942i assume she's seen much of it already in theaters - her letterboxd has logged several hundreds of films incl. recent stuff like poor things, anora, challengers, the substance, anatomy of a fall, may/december, beau is afraid,, red rocket, etc the typical fare that ends up on years-end best lists
>>219600316never fucking respond to me again, bullied freak
>>219600246never saw star wars and im 34i can stil probably tell you almost everything that happens in it, since its so ubiquitous with pop culturebut yeah, those fagots are pretending and its baffling to me there are subhumans, especially on here actually watch this fucking trash, absolutely pathetic
>>219600530Good point
>>219595174she cute. let her live. aileen too.
>>219600543Suck the shit out of my ass.
The only way to see true full reactions for free is with the reaction mashups so that's all I watch.Sick of watching single reactors and it constantly skipping forward. >dude just use kemonoit died and it didn't even have all reactors anywaysnow if only i could find reaction mashups that have at most five people
Wait, let me get this straight, people watch other people playing games and watching movies? How pathetic.
>>219600018i didn't know women could be funny wtf
>get super popular right from the start>fanbase slowly becomes more and more boomer over the years>views start going down>decide to react to one of the biggest reactor shows of all time to drum up interest >views still mediocrewhere did she go wrong cassiebros
>>219601982>get super popularI'll never understand why, she might be the most boring of them all, she's particularly attractive (a 6, being generous) and she doesn't say anything interesting or funny ever and is very dumb.
>>219602111>she's particularly attractiveshe's NOT particularly attractive*
>>219602111>and is very dumbI thought Cassie was as sheltered and dumb as you can get until she started bringing her sister on. I don't know how Carly makes it through life without a handler.
>>219602111The Mormon gimmick is over with boomers. They infantilize her innocence.
>>219600386American Idol, Jersey Shore, and Dawsons Creek were on all the time yet I bet you didn't see those and those random slags did.
Been scouting some of the new talent and found a new reactfu. GillianAprils
>>219599990So I herd u liek sportsball
One month left and Milena and Lola finally finish Mad Men. It's been 10 months since they started it and I'm ready for them to move tf on.
>>219595115Because they're playing a roll for money you esl moron
>>219598622Plap plap plap
>>219603043What extra long show do you think they will choose next? Deadwood? Six Feet Under? The Shield? Maybe Peeeky Fooking Blinders? They wanted to do Last Kingdom, but that was actually 5 years ago. I kinda tuned off somewhere halfway through Sopranos and haven't watched them since.
>>219603128>playing a roll>you esl moron
>>219603043they would adore my brilliant friendi would like to see them do the knick as well
>>219595115They've seen all these movies. These women do this because they don't want to do onlyfans so they trick losers online by reacting to movies instead.
>>219597082This guy regularly talks 30-90 minutes about a 20 minute episode. So does LM reactions sometimes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r_cU9Fo_Ic
>>219603870>What extra long show do you think they will choose next?They haven't opened the long show poll yet, but here are the long tv shows that they plan to add to the poll: Barry, Buffy, Deadwood, Fargo, the Good Place, Gravity Falls, Hannibal, the Pitt, Six Feet Under, Twin Peaks, and Veep
>>219604980What are they laughing at, and why did the left girl only start laughing after the right one did?
>>219603870one of them mentioned feeling like they were missing out on ozark a while ago so maybe thatlove the shield but have the feeling it would not entirely be their cup of tea. i'd finally put off binging six feet under if they chose it though. i'd bet on buffy if neither have seen it, it got re-popular again a few years back, or actually probably fargo since i think they saw the movie.
>>219595565I'm an older zoomer and I miss it.The selection was often pretty bad but it was nice developing a small relationship with the staff and discussing films with other people face to face.Even if it was only a 5 minute chat each time, it made it feel more sociable. Going out is a lot lonelier now. Unless you're a boomer who buys a coffee every single day.
Are there any reality reactors? like, people who have no idea what’s going in the world and watch current events?
Why did Kemono stop updating in like, November of last year? Also what's with kemono .cr vs .cvare they just the same?
>>219605281there is an answer but i dont want to post it as reactors/editors lurk these generals & archives.
>>219605508Pussy.
>>219605508like who?
I just want a cute reactfu to watch kino with and cuddle.
>>219605574>>219605605It's more that some of "us" are double agent simps and will just straight up DM their favorite reactors
>>219600246You think these women who probably were raised by single moms ever saw anything remotely interesting? They grew up on Gilmore Girls, The Bachelor, and maybe Chicago Fire/EMT/Whatever.
>>219605858yes, basically. altho some kemono still updated, albeit infrequently, others are not since a certain time - there is a reason, clearly... and if i post it, it can get around, so i wont. im not a subscriber so it either updates or not, ultimately.>>219605917gilmore girls is actually good dont sleep on it
>>219605605the guy behind diegesis lurks here
>>219595115They're filthy fucking liars. But that's okay because reaction videos are only watched by fucking morons.
>Jaws>Star Wars>Indiana JonesNever watched any of these.t. Millennial.
>>219606099>the guy behind diegesis lurks hereChad unironically quit or got fired. His name was removed from the credits around the time Maple and Arianna moved to Europe
>>219595115Fucking finally, after all these years of Hunter ECKS Hunter fags shitting up /a/ they get what they FUCKING DESERVE. No more Huntards claiming it’s the best Shonen series and it’s 2deep4U, we did it, we hunted the hunters. Fuck you for ever liking this series, I applaud the mangaka’s decision to end it and send a farewell fuck you to the fans of this garbage
The film is filled with boring monologues, the acting is poor (the protag, Kora, is a typical stoic bossqween girlboss uh-uh you did NOT just say that to me chud YA dystopian protag - something seen before, done better before and she isn't a good actor in this role I could go into this but you don't care). The film is over 200 mins long and since Kora - to me - seems to not give much of a shit about what she is doing, I don't either, coupled with my point about boring monologues, I got bored and tired. The fact it was suppose to be LONGER and you've got the same retards going>RELEASE THE SYNDER CUT XDDDJust makes me cringe. But don't worry, the film goes to great fucking lengths to make the Imperium seem unecessarily cruel and tyrannical (yes, you've read that right, a tyrannical regime called the Imperium, boy I wonder where Synder got this idea from?!) and you get that shoved in your face more times than I can count. Yes they are evil, got it, can you have spent that time giving Gunnar a bit more of a personality? No? Okay then. I mean, here is an example, the first scene (well one of the first) is a long drawn out sequence of the Imperium's soldiers trying to rape a villager. We already know they're the bad guys, they dress like bad guys and they are called the 'occupiers'. We don't need the attempted rape scene. Attempted rape/rape scenes are boring and pathetic ways to go 'we sure want you to hate these guys!' - or I could hate the guy trying to rape her and not the collective? But as I said, the film makes fucking sure you're suppose to hate them.It is a knock off Star Wars with Warhammer 40k thrown in. With uninteresting protaganists/heroes, comically evil 'government' that doesn't even have the undercutting satire and 'we know this is dumb but we're playing it straight' of Warhammer 40k. It's just what I'd expect of a YA novel. I actually looked it up and it isn't - Synder wrote it himself.Happy?
>>219604980>Six Feet Underguaranteed to get more cries out of women than any other series. the one to choose.>>219595636“Sports ball” is no different than every other genre of television in that it was once incredibly entertaining and now feels fake/corporate/boring. >2001 https://youtu.be/pDC0tUJQuyc>2025https://youtu.be/6St72gsX2yg
>>219606237yeah there's loads of films i never actually watched well into my 20s even while being fairly into movies. most of what i knew about many franchises came from scary movie and madtv parodies, simpsons and other tv show references, videogames, cartoon serials, seeing bits and pieces just flipping through channels and that kind of thing. like i never watched the texas chainsaw massacre or lord of the rings until i made the effort to actually sit down and properly watch them the same way i'd done with the citizen kane and a bout de souffles of the world
>>219606237It's hard to believe this is true. DN TV, who I like, is watching these type of movies for the first time. I can see women not seeing these types of movies but hard to see how millennial men haven't seen these movies
Any kaliwali or eralia bros in here?
>>219607381I like them but they aren't in my top tier.
>>219607381I love Kali, I found her when she was still a gaming channel. Kali was in middle school when I was in high school, still the same era, so I connect to her when she does early-mid 2000s reactions. I love seeing her light up when some 2000s song comes on. She gets it.>eraliaI can't stand her.
>>219607381both hot but succumbed to watching slop, unfortunately
>>219608253I wish she hadn't started doing anime reactions. Frieren's okay, but Kimetsu no Yaiba is so overhyped. Not even the manga is all that great. When I finished the manga a few years ago, it just felt like something that came and went. It's nowhere near as good as normies make it out to be.
>>219602111please name a single female reactor that isn't retarded
>go to an old reactor you liked that fell off the 'algo >abysmal viewership and increasingly sporadic uploads It's kind of depressing ngl that youtube can just decide to stop showing your channel in search results
>>219608655Dasha's channel is dying...
>>219608564>Herculean task
>>219608655A lot of reaction channels are hurting now. I think it's pretty clear the studios told jewtube to stop promoting their channels for copyright infringement.
>>219608564I watch them because they are retarded
>>219604980Oh yeah, I'll cross my fingers for Barry. I think it lost the poll to Sopranos back then. 2-3 season of Fargo would be fine too.
>>219608564I can't of course, but some are more retarded than others.
>>219608832It looks like theyre letting the big established ones go while clamping on the small channels
>>219607381I like Kaliwali, she used to upload like 4-5 movies per week, which was impressive. A daily comfort pick. Now it feels like it is mainly anime with 1 movie and show per week. Fucking Jessica Jones incoming, who the hell cares.Eralia looks fucking high on meth and obviously viewbots.
>>219608655In that particular case it's cause mr video is a total retard. His entire channel got wiped one day and he never backed up a single video so it was all gone into the abyss. He then got suspended and demonetized multiple times and stopped uploading to youtube for months. He got arrested IRL and went to jail for a couple months. He tried to start multiple other channels and split his uploads which fragmented the small views even further and one of his channels had a completely different name like animenoob and he never even bothered to cross promote his other channel.He went harder on patreon after his youtube got taken out of commission for months, he uploads his full stuff to vimeo, and one day not long ago his vimeo account got nuked, and once again just like before, he never backed up anything so all of his videos were just lost to the abyss. He had to start from scratch AGAIN.He also uploads very infrequently even on patreon, he'll go MIA for a week and then make a post saying "sorry guys won't happen again gonna drop a video EVERYDAY this week" then after 1 or 2 uploads he'll go MIA for a few days again. This happens all the time.I think people are just sick of his shit at this point.
I need Cine Situation and Duaffy to come back
PiB is almost done with GOT, what show will she tackle next?
why do react channels avoid mech/scifi anime like the plague? do weebs just want reactors to watch AOT and frieren for the 20th time?
>>219609786They should avoid all anime like the plague.
>>219595178It started with Let's Plays by Somethingawful goons. They popularized watching other people play computer games. From there, it moved to seeing other people eating food and eventually to the various react content we see today.
>>219595178Youtube has been around for 20 years now. People watching other people play games is what started it. A lot of these movie reactors came from the gaming world first.
>>219607381
>doesn't cry once throughout the movieYeah this bitch is faking it now. I refuse to believe she's waited this long to make a reaction video to Children of Men. Next she'll want us to believe she's waited this long to react to Interstellar
>>219599950>>219599764whomst
>>219596236Thanks for letting me know. I just unsubscribed
Kemono is dead
>>219595115Not surprising that women (and most of these movie/tv reaction channels are women) haven't seen Jaws/Star Wars/Indiana Jones/Spider-Man. Even if they did they weren't paying attention. In my experience most women aren't interested in movies or even prestige TV.
>>219595178Its a friend simulator like anything else.
>>219611387what do you mean shes faking it
>spartan and pudgy decide to do star wars>ask their discord in what order to watch it>everyone tells them "chronologically">spartan doesn't know what "chronologically" means>they start from Episode 1.
>>219606521>was once2001 was "history" to you kids, now? That's Y2K, right there! Wow.Also, I guess Kobe Bryant isn't playing basketball, anymore?Is bumping chests not a sports celebration, anymore?Mackerel.
>>219611630Nicki and Leia from Popcorn Roulette
>>219612571I've never seen a relationship like theirs where the woman is significantly smarter than the man.
>>219595115You're being lied to and you're a rube. They're con artists.
>>219612669They also have their own channel named Wind It Back.
>>219612571Kek that's something he would do. I really like them as reactors but I don't follow them because they watch dumb shit I'm not interested. It's been 8 months since they started it and they're still watching the Walking Dead, and they're only halfway into the series.
The only problem for the studios is that they're not getting their cut. There's clearly a demand for lonely men to watch fertile women slumped on a couch watching media and reacting to it.They should just come to an arrangement where a percentage of the revenue goes to whoever hold the rights for whatever slop is being reacted to. Everyone wins: men get to goon, women get paid for doing nothing, Mr Goldenberg gets his due.Follow the money, do what sells. If audiences are telling you they're willing to watch 2 white-ish 18-22 year old women watching films then invest money in that rather than making another 10 films where James Bond is a black trans woman or whatever nonsense audiences don't respond to.
Diegesis finish Cowboy Bebop this Sunday. I have a strong feeling they're going to stop the video before the ending credits and completely miss when "You're going to carry that weight" appears on the screen. I know they did something similar when they finished FMAB
>>219613247post their white lotus reactions
>>219613441https://gofile.io/d/CQbevnhere ya go
>>219613247I just don't like Maple no matter how much I try to give her a chance. Her whole personality is "Bro, I don't know anything about anything." Ariana seems pretty smart, so it just makes the contrast even more apparent.
>>219601263It's not funny. It's accurate but you need a joke in there beyond just naming a cliche a cliche to be funny.
women basically never watch anything of note unless a man forces them to, and zoomers don't watch anything, and black people don't typically watch shit that isn't black people shit, excluding marvel movies but when it's outside of those groups, it's hard to believe
>>219613247brotherhood sucks and I hate the 2010 era weebs for memeing everyone into thinking the original show isn't worth watching
>>219613927Ariana is like 10 years older than Maple
>>219614951I know. The generational gap is really obvious.
>>219599668she's fantasticI love her secretly-but-not-secretly-a-dyke vibe so much
>>219596156blu has a boyfriend she keeps hidden. she acts weird about opening her fridge and somehow her 3 pets never need any tending while she streams 10+ hours
>>219597082it's become super uncommon for people to do a discussionthe consoomers really just want to see them laugh at the jokes or gasp at the plot twists and then click on another video when the actual movie reaction ends
>>219599668Her reaction with Cassie to Scarface is pretty good. She's jazzed the whole time, while Cassie's doing her usual squeamish-and-uncomfortable thing.
somebody's gonna crack open OZ one day it's probably gonna be the top niggas in the game, pic relatedbut when it happens it's going to open a floodgate
She's the only one I'm subscribed to. The only reaction channel that I've felt that showed genuine emotion. She's very sweet too
>>219615113Why the fuck do you watch some slut streaming for 10+ hours? What the fuck is so interesting about that? What the fuck are you doing with your life?
>>219615402what race is this
>>219596361channel name is lowkey loud, btwtotally dead
>>219615482Neapolitan
>>219615402Her laugh reminds me of Dr. Hibbert
>>219595115I'm posting on /tv/ and I've never seen Jaws, Star Wars, or Spider-Man before.
It is kinda a shame the Gypsy with the fat ass is abandoning her reaction stuff. I always felt like she was a real one.
>>219616060>The Gypsy with the fat assYou just described half of the reactors
>>219616060Her editor posts here
Who's the hottest female reactor?
>>219598622>>219599002>>219599287good evening gentlemen, sorry i'm late
>>219616835does bessie count
>>219595115I've literally never seen Jaws or Indiana Jones or whatever version of Spider-Man you're talking about and I'm 31 years old.
>>219596573The one about niggerball was completely fair and on point.
>>219609916So, once again, everything bad happening in the world right now is entirely Christian Weston Chandler's fault.
>>219612571That would literally be what chronologically means though. What you're thinking of is "release order" which is different from "order established by time."
>>219606521They're the same picture.
>>219617287Split hairs for the meathead. Chronologically to any serious person would mean to start with the first one in the series.
>>219617035What happened to her?
>>219599950>>219599764Are they lesbians?
>>219617740Leia's at the very least bi, Nicki probably is too, but Nicki's in a long-term with a man.
>>219617864
>>219617697She had a falling out with the people at Burlington Bar and stopped doing Game of Thrones reaction videos. I remember her announcing that she would no longer do them but wouldn't say why, but I'm betting it's money. She probably asked if she could have some of the patreon money the owner was pocketing and the guy said no.
>>219612669>>219612818dang their gaydar is on point (mad men s01e01)
>>219617926Does the qt in the middle have a reaction channel?
>>219595115almost like they're lying because they have an incentive to do so. welcome to planet earth
>>219617926I heard it was an issue with the green haired girl
>>219618339plus half of them are failed wannabe actresses who think they're the shit at faking it
>>219618439Jax in particular does this "...whaaaaat?" thing that sounds like high school play tier acting when she's "shocked" by something.
>Nikki LuSqueamish and emotional. Fun to watch, but her husband's chuckles sometimes still stand out. Some personal politics are slipping out, but she's doesn't harp on those and goes back to the movie quickly enough.>KaliwaliSweet, empathetic. Going a bit too into normie anime than I'd like, but it's easy to skip those videos.>JaxLike the deep voice. Pretty vocal about her thoughts, but the most likely to prewatch of the channels I bounce between. The lamb schtick is a make-or-break.>MijGreat accent. Isn't afraid to curse occasionally. Nice pokies.>AddieExcitable drama nerd. Censors herself a bit too much, but she's not too bad, if you can get past the shrillness of her voice.>EraliaExcited at everything, up to the last few weeks due to work schedule. But she's about to reach Endgame and I don't know if her optimism will hold afterward.>EmmeCute daughterfu. >CobyHot. Don't remember much more. Not a good sign.>Catherine LaSalleNew Coby. Liking her a bit more. Easily spooked by Pennywise the Clown.Just the ones I've seen a video of in the past two weeks.
>>219604980I hope veep, gravity falls, the good place.does not win.Considering JJK won the anime poll. One of those will win also.
>>219612571Love those retards. You wonder how they function IRL
>>219618530>EmmeI wonder if xhe wears a cute little flat chastity cage during her reactions?
>>219595115Because all women do is look in the mirror, do their hair and makeup and try on or buy clothes, they don't watch movies.
>>219619062eat hot chip and lie
>>219615402She's monumentally stupid and her voice is extremely annoying.
>>219616060Holy shit, didn't know she had an ass like that.
my internet waifu
>"ELLO GUVNA"
>>219619282She's so ugly, dude.
>>219618530>AddieNot to be rude but I really wanna rape her mouth.
>>219619514I totally get what you mean.
>>219617365Yes, but this is Star Wars, where they literally are not synonyms in this context. You're the meat man here.
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>>219619629My God...
>>219595115Any The GodfatherAny DuneMultiple MCU and DCU filmsGone With The WindCitizen KaneIts A Wonderful LifeFull Metal JacketSixteen CandlesInglorious BastardsInceptionTenet1917DunkirkPulp FictionKill BillsParasiteSchindlers ListOldboyWolf of Wall StreetAny Blade RunnerAny Scream beyond the first oneGladiator 2The NotebookSicarioLa La LandAny by Wes Anderson, at least without knowingAny POTC beyond first oneDriveNumerous James Bonds, zero Daniel CraigMulholland DriveDunkrikFifth ElementFargoEternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindGood Will HuntingAny Indiana JonesSpirited AwayOne Flew over the cuckoos NestThe PianistMarty SupremeOne Battle After AnotherInceptionAny Harry Potter
>>219619787>Numerous James Bonds, zero Daniel CraigI meant all Daniel Craig but now I think about it I may have watched Casino Royale to see if it interested meBut it is easy to avoid the big popular films even if you're someone who watches a lot of movies and television like I do. I suspect many reactors, when genuine, just didn't take much interest before. It happens.
>>219615482I think shes some sorta afro latina like Puerto Rican or DR
>Babies are parasites and they should all die, there should never be a situation where women aren't allowed to kill their babies even if 99% of the human race has been wiped out and there are only like 30,000 people leftWhy is she like this?
>>219612789aren't they brother and sister?
>>219595178SHIT NO ONE TELL THIS TIME TRAVELER FROM THE CAVEMAN DAYS ABOUT SPORTS
>>219601110Face it. He flew you the fuck out.
>>219595178Easy views
>>219619954I had to unsubscribe from her & Megmage for being unhinged libshits. Fucking Megmage on her gaming channel had to put her game on pause because a white guy had dreads.
>>219619954She's 40+ and childless. There used to be some posts on her instagram from before she started her channel where she was saying she didn't need kids or a man to be happy, that sort of shit. She's married now, but it's too late for kids.
>>219620138Maybe white guys shouldn't have dreads then
>>219620160Nobody should.
>>219606170122pbp
>>219620138>MegmageI had to filter her a long time ago. She can't shut the fuck up about feminism or how queer she is
>>219620138>because a white guy had dreads.justified
>>219619954She's unironically always lusting after black men and it makes me feel sorry for her husband.
>be 4/10 woman >film yourself watching movies >become rich Is this what society has come to?
>>219620203In her Arkham Knight play through she keeps bringing-up Andrew Tate for no reason.
>>219620205She gives off major jewish vibes even if she is a goy
Do you guys watch male solo reactors or is that gay
>>219620233The movie reactions with her boyfriend I managed to make it through all felt like he was letting her have an Oprah-style therapy session to feel and speak her truth.
>>219620254Devin G is a real nigga although he doesn't really upload anymore.
>>219620254I watch my nigger EOM aka the murder whistle. DN TV are pretty good as a duo. Hard as fuck for male solo creators.
>>219596879this is the only reaction channel I've watched where I haven't felt shame intense enough to want to kill myself after for having watched it, they actually provide good post-episode commentary and you can treat it as a podcast sort of.
>>219620254The only one I like is JL / EOM Reacts. He's always a good time, especially on comedy movies.
>>219620254Doesn't really count, but I watch YaBoyRoshi for the guys. I think Roshi and Lupa are funny af. I was actually happy that they beat the Normies at reaching 1 million subs.
>>219620300>>219620323hell yeah brother
>>219620254It's gay.
>>219620254gay porn is less gay
I mean, a lot of them are either brown, women, or zoomers. They literally have no culture. They spent their upbringings looking at themselves in a mirror, or smoking weed and watching Minecraft videos.
This shit is as fake as professional wrestling. Anyone who watches this belong as an extra on Idiocracy.
>>219620252She is like 1/16th Jap, and acts like she wants to cry when anyone says "Jap" in movies. She also thinks watching anime in japanese with english subtitles is cultural appropriation or some shit so she insists on english dubs instead.
>>219620402>She also thinks watching anime in japanese with english subtitles is cultural appropriationAnd watching an anime with Japanese voices replaced with English speakers isn't? What's the difference?
>>219620138>>219620203It's funny seeing other people discover meg. I discovered her when she first started before she did any react shit, she was just playing mass effect and dragon age. She seemed cool at first but yeah her but super woke libshit mentality eventually came through and she became intolerable. She fell in love with dragon age cause it started off great of course, but she's so deep in her ideals that when veilguard came and was universally hated it actually broke her. She refused to accept it and in one of her videos after she finished it she went on a massive rant because even people she considered friends and woke allies were shitting on the game and it broke her brain. Funniest shit ever.
>>219620498That reminds me of QueenTofu having a complete melty at the end of Red Dead Redemption. She was so upset she was blaming her fans. "Why'd y'all make me play this!"
>>219620537That bitch has like 3-4 suicide attempts already and has been institutionalized. She cries about her dad dying all the time, but when the charlie kirk stuff happened she was making all these posts about how happy she was his kids would grow up fatherless. She is a legitimate crazy person.
>>219620569When even Marz doesn't want to work with you anymore you've done fucked-up.
>>219620537Lol I thought that was pretty funny.
>>219620484Your guess is as good as anyones. She is a libshit, doing libshit things.
Mary Cherry legit has the IQ of chimp, But I'm guessing that's just how Ozzies are. Canadians but worse.
>>219620708It's a shame because I would've liked to have watched some her SnK stuff for the key moments, but I can't stand the dub. I didn't know she was doing the dub for retarded reasons.
>>219620602who is Marz?
>>219620223Take a good look at this thread. People that are supposedly making fun of yout*be retards have apparently consumed all of this retarded content. It's honestly amazing. Perhaps AI replacement is going to be a good thing.
>>219620785Marzzzzy
>>219620498>in one of her videos after she finished it she went on a massive rantsounds funny, you remember which video?
>>219620785Mentally unstable, flakey cat lady desperate for love, but too crazy to hold onto it or know what to do with it.
>>219595178Game of Thrones
>>219606412yep. its always exceedingly weird to see.>>219608253i would not mind seeing her whipping those things out.
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>>219604980>No LostThere's no many Lost reactors out there when it's as perfect engagement bait as it can get for a show.
>>219595178the real answer is MST3Kbut you fags wont accept it so..
>all women lie>this is just another avenue to test their deception skills on a large audience while making money from it
>>219621041whatever reactors do is based on 1) what other reactors have done successfully 2) what their paypigs vote for (typically overlaps with 1)
>>219621184There's definitely a react meta. For most of the ones mentioned in this thread, one of them will watch something, and then suddenly so do all of others in the following days and weeks.
>>219621184>>219621214A big part of it is figuring out how it needs to be edited. If you notice they all seem to be edited around the same scenes across all the channels. I've also heard there are like 2-3 editors that do work for most of these channels, and it wouldn't surprise me if that were the case, but I have no real proof of it.
>>219621238It's funny that all of the girls who've never seen The Big Lebowski before know to include the Your Opinion, Man line, even if it's just the 2 seconds where he says it with no lead up or context.
>>219621214I've heard it's because they use other reactors as sorta guinea pigs to see what they can watch without getting copyright striked
The project hail mary reactions are gonna hit like crack
>>219598622Her boyfriend is black and they like it like that.
>>219621382Cassie will never watch it because it didn't come out 50+ years ago like all the other boomer flicks her geriatric patreon subscribers vote for
>>219620223>>219620790when i started reading this thread i thought they were joking now i just don't know whether they're americans or indians
>"You've downloaded the official popcorn in bed app, right anons?"
all the big ones are extremely cringe. you should only watch autistic girls who have a genuine interest in something you like and their much lower viewcounts don't matter to them. for example i watch a hot lesbian reacting to a kpop girl groups variety content.
>>219595115Fake as fuck!
>>219595115>It’s very difficult to believe these people are actually watching Jaws, Star Wars, Indians Jones or Spider-Man for the first timeI haven't seen Jaws, the original trilogy or Indiana Jones. Watching that stuff stunts your cultural growth.
>>219622156Jaws is legit though. The other movies are kid movies that people love because of nostalgia.
My waifu still has yet to be mentioned in any reaction thread. She's all mine.
My favorite thing about being a patreon subscriber to LM Reactions is leaving mean comments under other people's comments and waking up to like 20 replies the following day for what I said
>>219619189it's the only thing I know about her
I only bother with Jen Murray & Kaiielle these days, but only if it's something that I like. Otherwise, nah
>>219612789The bugman from nerdy nightly is significantly dumber than the OF-brand blow-up doll he sits next to in his videos
>>219615113axe killer energy
>>219622555i still have multiple people on youtube leaving comments under mine, because mine don't just suck off the person who made the video and their points. every few days i have a look at the replies and just drop a '?' or something, and sure enough, that will get another 3 or 4 of them.
I can't possibly imagine knowing a single detail about a single reactionfag, why are you retards watching that shit?
