uhm based?
>>219597403You're a cunt for trying to make me cry
Holy reddit
He was a huge fan of the book
Did you expect him to watch fangslop like Dracula or starslop like Attack of the Clones?
>>219597498Not reddit if its true
>this was my life's work>barely appears other than as a big floating eye
>>219597403>movie so bad it killed him
>>219597403Absolutely based. If I could go out like this. I'll probably go during some heavy machinery accident and my last thought will be 'Hup'.
>>219597598why would he be watching the movie then? was he a masochist?
>>219597869Because the movie is 10/10, unlike RoP mr. Amazon employee.
>>219597403>movie so boring it killed uncbruh
>died from regrethahaha
>I KNOW what a man on his death bed sounds like
>>219597805>>219597869>>219597975>>219598013Brown.
>>219598342i dowish i didn't
>>219597403
>>219597975sheeeesh
>>219597403Big if true
bro literally did the /tv/ basedjak meme
>>219597403He got to this scene and killed himself.
>>219600000checked
At the state he was in at that time, they probably just had discs playing on endless loop while he stared off into space.
>>219597731you only know him from lotr. i know him from slicing necks in ww2.
>>219597830>heavy machinery accidentyour goon cave auto choker setup is not heavy machinery despite your weight fatto.
>>219600000kino scene
>>219600698>my ass is stillin' his nervous systemwhat did he mean by this?
>>219597450He was 93 years old and lived an amazingly blessed life. Get a grip.
>>219597403He said attack of the clones
>>219597403what a perfect way to gowe can only hope we are lucky enough to spent our final day watching kai cenat or asmongold, bros
>>219600000nice quints
>>219598519Unemployed paki diaspora moment
>>219597403Interesting that LotR surpassed Wicker Man as his personal fav movie he starred in. Both are brilliant so I don't blame him.
>dies watching the movies based on his friend's magnum opusThat's a kino way to go.
>>219597869Because he was in it dumbshit.
>>219597403False news. He was actually watching this.
>>219597403Normal or extended editions?I respect the man, but I can't imagine wasting the last 10 hours of your life on the extended editions.
>>219597731you've got it wrong. sauronman was the monster, sauron was the doctor
>>219597403That's so sad. Not in a bittersweet way either. Like pathetic sad.>>219597975They're atrocious movies.
>>219597450Fpbp>>219597403He was too based
Should have been this instead.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wjbixzkcmjA&pp=ygUgbmFtZSB5b3VyIHBvaXNvbiBjaHJpc3RvcGhlciBsZWU%3D
>>219598699I would have asked for a set of prison cell keys, a disguise, and a gun for my last meal
>>219600000The bit where he's blowing away the ghost fingers is worse
>>219597731I'm not a huge LOTR fan but he doesn't.
>>219597450Fucking loser, kill yourself unironically
>>219610788Make me, pussy.
>>219600000Nice quints. How does what your saying fit into the system?
>>219597403I don't get upset when celebrities die. He was based I got to say. Warned me about the occult but I didn't listen now I have to battle demonic spirits everyday. Good for him going out with class.
>>219597805lol
>>219597975underrated
>>219597731Gondor was the eye, Sourman was the head orc who killed Boromir.
>>219597403Considering the amazing life he led, the guy could do whatever the fuck he wants on his last night and fuck anyone who says otherwise.
>>219597403>I used ta be on the telly I di- *beeeeeeep*
I read the Bible
>>219597403RIP Scaramanga
What a narcissistic piece of shit
>>219600794whats the issue
>>219606327kek
>>219597731it's okay anon, I understood your joke being about the tolkien naming convention pasta, it was funny
>>219600000yeah as a book fan he would be pissed off
>>219597403imagine if he tried to watch rangz of powah before dying, wtf is with the nigger elves? what is this shit!
>>219597731>sauronman was actually sauron all alongshit, I did not see that coming
LotR is a brown franchise. The portrayal of the good guys as poor, unambitious people make them inherently brown. White people created civilizations brought enlightenment through the world, they are the antithesis of this depiction. Sauron is white coded but Tolkien was woke enough to portray him as the bad guy. It's a proto-DEI movie. Basically slumdog millionaire made into capeshit.
>>219600073>fall into semi-vegetative state, but still have awareness of surroundings>having no better ideas, your nurses wheel your chair in front of a television and play the jackson trilogy on repeat, because you're the "lord of the rings man">you see it hundreds of times before your brain gives up and your body soon follows
>>219600000the movies really should've added an extra 0 to the end of their kill counts what with how fast they dispatching them and the fact that the battle is at least 6 hours long, 43 kills is a matter of minutes at the rate shown on screen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EagMwbQwheI
>>219622649yeah i tend to agree, however we could say that what we see are highlights and they spent more time being methodical with their approach so they wouldn't die. they are skilled but not invincible.
>>219622649they obviously edited it down to the most active parts, it's called kinomatografie
>>219622722>>219622727This line of reasoning only works if you assume they only spent minutes actually battling in a battle that lasted more than a quarter of a day but the problem is that there was no downtime in that siege for them to fuck off for over 5 hours of rest.
>>219614202soulless hylic
>>219622867well how much real opportunity could they really have to fight against ten thousand when all they have to hold the line with them is old men and boys, presumably the knife ears go out quickly, exactly because they were fighting openly. the whole battle was a slow siege because the point was to hold out until gandalf showed up. but yes i still think 43 is too low, they did that number because gimli suffered from being their comic relief.
>>219597403Last unicorn would have been a better choice
>>219597975based
>>219598519actual brown moment
I did the same thing
>>219597403Star Wars bros... our response?
>>219597403He lead a life most people only read about in fiction.
>>219597403Beautiful
