Food scenes of /tv/ - Television & Film
this is somehow more pretentious than the sushi yelling scene
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>>219604587>It took him ten years to learn how to serve the cream>The cream>THE CREAM
>>219603220JFCFIJGCS
>>219603220The bean scene. You know which.
>>219603220Why does he butter the outside of the sandwich?
>>219604854Calm down Mr. Mauvieux
>>219605397Why would he butter the inside?
>>219603220>butter the bread >proceeds to oil the stove top anyway
>>219603220Why do Americans think cheese is orange?
Jesus Christ Favreau
>>219608126Cheese is all sorts of colors, Raj. Good morning.
What country is eggfort guy in?
>>219608478What type of milk makes cheese orange?
>>219608585Take a wild guess
>>219603220>Butter on the outside of the sandwich instead of the inside
>>219610454yo mr white this is based!
>>219603327It’s a joke. The rest of the movie has similar montages but with very complex, beautiful dishes. He’s just making food for his son here and it’s bad food that this guy here hates. He’s told his son multiple times at this point that he should try real food. You’re supposed to be laughing that he’s putting all this effort into trash compared to what he could make.
>>219611248looks like the virgin who was turning into a wolf in the latter half of jumanji
>>219611591cheesy
>>219610454b-b-based!
>>219611591Man I wonder what it was like back then to be able to drive at night and not be instantly blinded by insanity bright white led headlights
>>219604854i was serving ten loads of cream to your mum last night
>>219608597What type of milk makes it blue or green you fucking retard? Cheese is a mold process. Again, good morning saar
>>219603220>all that cheeseclassic amerimutts
>>219617316naturally, I have prepared for you a sandwich preferred by the more refined european palette
>>219617790delicious.
Jennifer Aniston eating the cheesecake in the hallway is iconic. Definitely in the slideshow.
>>219617790Finally some good fucking food.
>>219617459Just watched it a second time, he adds a pizza box and some random card scraps to it. No wonder the oven seems to be nowhere near hot enough (not that it would cook properly anyway with half a kilo of mayonnaise on it). Good chance it's just ragebait though
>>219604587his chewing sounds made me hungry in this movie
>>219610454I need to get around to watching MitM.
>>219603220>butter>oil>cheese>more butterwtf that's way too greasy, gross I'd unironically rather eat >>219617790
>>219608478>>219608597Cheddar is orange because it's colored (traditionally with a natural spice called annatto), un-spiced cheese can be a lot of different shades of yellow, but it never gets so reddish
>>219603415Fuck you now I will eat a biscuit with a glass of milk.
>no one posted it yetYou fucking heathens!
>>219603220holy grease
>>219603220>watch this expecting foodkino>it's actually about social media>what's more is the food is fucking disgusting, gross thirdie deepfried 2k calorie sandwicheswhat a waste of fucking time
>>219617790Too spicy for my tastes.
>>219619702Annatto is crushed bugs.
>>219605116>The bean scene. You know which.
>>219622181Do Americans really?
>>219603327this is whats wrong with society these days people have lost their passion for even the most basic of things and dont even try anymorePeople these days dont care about anything they have no hobbies no interest they persue nothingThey just rot away all day sedating themself with weed and shit watching tv all day They are soulles automatons who just exist and make self depricant humor about themselfIts the Millenial to cool to care about anything attitude when in actuallity they are just pathetic wiht no hopes or dreams to them and whenever they see someone being into something anything at all like History or cooking or whatever they make fun of them for caring about something and try everything to bring them down on their level Real Crab in a bucket mentality they see someone succeding and their first instinct is to drag them down with them so that they dont look that bad by comparisonIts pathetic and it ruined society
>>219604587this is fine until you learn the germans make icecream that looks like spaghetti and its sorta delicacy, and they even call it something stupid like spaghettiosiamizhowzen
>>219618453I think it more likely that a shitty pizza joint exists in a crummy mall in Brazil
>>219622425There...there he is...the Bean Master
>>219625903its literally called spaghetti ice
>>219625801trvke
>>219619354I recommend the Hulu one that just came out
>>219603220This webm really outs the the thirdies who've never eaten cheese and butter before because they have no idea how to make them lol
>>219622425I'll bet this isn't as satisfying as it looks. Your guts would more than likely riot afterwards. And the shits would probably be raucous and painful.
>>219628632>zoomer eats literal slop and thinks beans and bread, a thing we've been eating for literal hundreds of years, would make his baby tum tum hurt Sorry it isn't sugar and tobacco you fucking faggot.
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>>219628961Wrong anon, I'm the one saying he's pic related.
>>219603220Sloppe de la États-Unis
>>219608504fucking disgusting
>>219605505Giving me these vibes
>>219604587Some anon said he ordered the cream because it's made with pork fat and a Jew wouldn't eat it, but that obviously doesn't happen. I guess /tv/ can be wrong after all...
Anyone got the Taledaga Nights fast food feast?
>>219608504Soggy oil egg sandwich
>>219628840>Boomer still thinks it's 1843Go take your heart medication.
>>219620959God I hate weebs so much
>>219603220Why do Americans treat sandwiches like its gourmet cooking?
>>219622425>>219628632Yeah I'm turning my apartment into a gas chamber after. But god damn if it isn't delicious. I do diced bacon and onions til it looks okay, then I add pinto beans, beef stock, and spices, and cook for 90 minutes. Eat with some rustic bread like in that scene. Mama Mia.
>>219629252>people only ate beans in 1843
>>219627079I feel like I know what the limestone pie would taste like and the texture of it, but what the fuck with the melted silver?
>>219605116
>>219603220What kind of grill thing is this? Is this something I could buy and put on my pleb ceramic top stove?
>>219629792Gordon's literally looks fucking amazing. I love how this website seethes over him and his obvious talent.
>>219629105What an odd thing to say unprompted
>>219630009Perfect sear on the outside while leaving the interior medium rare. Chef's kiss.
>>219629872for me it's the steak tartare episode
Make way for a Michelin starred chef. Take notes heathens and watch a master at work.
~300lb boomerthey told me there'd be like some magic pill in the 90s we were on the cusp of discovering now I have to go on that show with the kebab doctor telling me I'm fat
>>219630904Didn't we just discover it though? GLP-1? Ozempic? Good time anyway for Doctor Now to retire anyway. He's like a million years old.
>>219630904GLPs are literally magic compared to the medications we had 30 years ago.
>>219630904get on ozempic you stupid fat retard. did the fat go to your brain too and make you stupid?
>>219608504england is the foulest place on earth next to indiano wonder all the pakis go there
>>219631150>>219631234>>219631253want a PILLnot a horrid heroin-like injectioncan't they make a pill formor do they still need to keep making needles too?
>>219620959so he gets kicked out of the sushi bar right after this for causing a scene, right? the chef seeing him do this supposedly on his behalf would probably want to fucking stab him, but that would also cause a scene so it would only accelerate his suicide by a week or two
>>219631446jesus christ you are fucking pathetic. just go on eating yourself to death if pricking yourself with a tiny needle once a week is so icky. you has less reason to be fat than almost any of your ancestors and you still cant do it.
>>219631547>you has less reason to be fat than almost any of your ancestors and you still cant do it.that's the most blatantly untrue thing I've ever heard. most of his ancestors weren't living in a time where for profit corporations and governments were shoving a diet of the most calorie dense processed sugars almost literally down their throats 24/7 and charging an extra premium for food that isn't fucking terrible for you while also creating a society where producing your own healthy food is nearly impossible due to the fact that you need to work 40+ hours a week just to buy your processed HFCS and MSG blasted slop.
>>219631630>buy only boiled potatoes>buy only chicken>buy only broccoli>plus ozempic if you are such a fat guy you cant stop yourselfthere. you will fucking lose weight and save money. thank me later.
>>219631630Bro just walk a bit more and drink some water. I once lost 70 pounds in two years and I just ate less food and did steps
>>219631683>>219631725I'm not him and I also lost 80 pounds in a year once just because someone implied I'm some food addict who couldn't (I then got gallstones and had to be hospitalized)That 'you have less reason to be fat than your ancestors' line was just so wrong on every level I couldn't let it slide. It flies in the face of every fact about reality. You think it's a fucking coincidence that obesity levels have skyrocketed the last 100 years?
>>219631630>shoving a diet of the most calorie dense processed sugars almost literally down their throats 24/7you buy the food, you fucking choose to eat it, nobody is forcing you to do anything faggot
>>219629872>>219605116I genuinely know how terrible this feels. I ate 12 raw oysters at a family gathering once (they told me they cleaned them) and i spent the next day constantly shitting and vomiting. I swear i nearly fucking died of food poisoning.
>>219611457Man idk bout you guys but i'd eat it. Too bad it's murder meat.
>>219631830Humans never before had to consciously choose to pay extra and put more effort in to eat healthy rather than eating cheap garbage food that would make them die sooner, nor has the human animal evolved to deal with the dilemma of 'too much freely available purified sugar'
>>219631886How can anyone eat oysters? They have the consistency and texture of snot-coated mozzarella. Disgusting.
>>219631446I heard that you do an injection for the first few months and then take a pill to maintain weight. I wouldn't know though cause I'm not a fatass.
>>219631796Sounds like you have things to work through mate, veggies aren't that expensive. I got a mcdonalds burger the other day and a meal was fucking 20 bucks. A head fresh broccoli is like, 5.
>>219622425Absolute kino >>219628632Apparently the actor fasted for 24+ hours prior to filming this so that his hunger was real and not acting
>>219611350It's unfunny and pretentious.
>>219632493>mcdonalds quarter pounder combo calories: 1100>large head of broccoli calories: 200so you'd have to pay over 25 dollars to get the equivalent sustenance in broccoli, and that's as a raw ingredient from the store that you have to cook yourself. So how exactly is the unhealthy shit not cheaper?
>>219617106hahahahaha
>>219632493>>219632801ps in Canada the only burger meal at mcdonalds that hits 20 bucks is a double quarter pounder with bacon and cheese combo with a supersized poutine that ends up being over 3000 fucking calories
>>219632405They're good when you put butter and cheese on them
>>219618964Not posting the OG Hungarian food porn
>>219632529These fucking eyes, man.
>>219605397>Why does he butter the outside of the sandwich?For the flavor of the butter, and to help with Maillard reaction.>>219607620>proceeds to oil the stove top anywayThe oil has a higher burn point then the milk proteins in the butter, so it helps prevent the butter from burning before the cheese gets melted.>>219619431>too greasyIt obviously isn't, as you can see the bread has a lovely golden brown color, so it will be crisp and not soggy. Meanwhile the cheese is melted perfectly. You just have zero taste. >pic relatedA Croque Monsieur has a similar amount of cheese from France, as do many other sandwiches from around the word.You anons need to step up your food and cooking game.
>>219629105he ordered cream just to fuck with herwhen he first arrives he puts his hand on her wrist to check for a pulse, which skyrockets. He already knows what she is
>>219635125That seems a little greasy, do you need to eat it with a napkin?
>>219603220>butters up >still oils up the pan Why?
>>219608504>Swimming in oil or fatDo White People Really?
>>219635544>you need to eat it with a napkin?Knife and fork comes in handy.>pic relatedCroque Madame. Similar sandwich but with an egg on top. They're really good.
I remember seeing some asian movie, chink i think, that starts with a 10 minutes long scene of a father preparing lunch for his daughters from the scratch, starts with him killing a chicken. Anybody knows what the name was?
>>219635790>Why?Oil increases the burn point of the butter so it doesn't burn before the cheese is fully melted.
>>219635831>>Swimming in oil or fat>Do White People Really?Asians cook their eggs that way to as it imparts a crisp texture that they like.
>>219620959>Tamago, the egg!Did the writer for this really need to specify this? Why doesnt he say any other more harder japanese words?
>>219635864>forgot the picCroque Madame.
>>219621758Nope
>>219622425Why are all of them staring at him so weirdly?
>>219629252No cap fr these uncs need to start hitting vapes and eating anti-depressants for lunch with a side of goyslop like us real fortnite skibidi bluds fr so tuff :rose emoji:
>>219628412>the best part about making cheese and butter... is that third worlders don't know how to
>>219629105>cream is made from lardwhat
>>219631547>you has less reason to be fatSAAAAAAAAR REDEEM THE OZEMPIC
>>219632348Boo hoo nigger, le corporations don't force you to buy candy and chips
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>>219603327It insists upon itself.
>>219635831Shitskins eat dirt lmao
>>219631985Shut up faggot
>>219631630>for profit corporations and governments were shoving a diet of the most calorie dense processed sugars almost literally down their throats 24/7 and charging an extra premium for food that isn't fucking terrible for youHoly copeFresh fruit and veg and protein is not expensive
>>219619431Theres no cheese in a toast sandwich dumbass. Thats why its not called a grilled cheese or whatever the gay english equivalent is. Toasty cheesie weesie id imagine
>>219608504For England James?
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>>219630524>cheese, nice and cold>toast, nice and burnt
>>219632801hmm almost like the entire point of the discussion is to eat less calories so that you can lose weight from your obesity. you are not losing any vital nutrients for survival and health by eating broccoli, chicken and potatoes over a fucking mcdonalds burger. the jews really did a number on you, didn't they?
>>219603334This is genuine ragebait to me. It makes me SEETHE.
>>219635831>what is all asian foodftfy
>>219603220>Butters both sides>Oils the skilletDo Americans really?
>>219640241inefficiency is a point of pride to japanese people for some reason
>>219633158>They're good when you put butter and cheese on themI've never seen them served in a way that makes sense on any menu. They either come plain as they are or with some retarded combo like blue cheese and vinegar.
>>219640220We're specifically talking about the fact that it is CHEAPER to eat calorie dense unhealthy goyslop than real food, and I don't know why I'm getting so much pushback over this basic fact of modern first world reality. I know you all choose to live on bottled water and broccoli and plain cooked beans, nobody's impressed.
>>219640686>it is CHEAPER to eat calorie dense unhealthy goyslopI don't know what you're basing this off of. You can get a bag of rice, a large bag of frozen chicken, and a bag of frozen wook veggies for less than 16 bucks; that's food for a week straight.
>>219632801Please be baitYou could eat a head of broccoli instead of a mcdonalds and itd fill you up, be cheaper and more nutritiousBut you won't.
>>219640686>is CHEAPER to eat calorie dense unhealthy goyslop than real foodIt isn't though
>>219640686what i am telling you is that is specifically is NOT cheaper. as >>219640789 said, you can get that shit AND you can make it taste great. i obviously wont deny that fast food slop tastes great like a big juicy burger or something, but you can definitely make absolutely delicious chicken/rice/veg as long as you also make a decent sauce. there is also this place called the internet where you can easily look up cheap, tasty recipes for dishes like this.
>>219603334Can we crowd fund a blind taste test between a sushi "master" and some random guy that studied for a couple of months? I want to completely destroy the pretentious nip spirit and give Jiro nightmares instead.
>>219604587I would let every jew on earth perish just to have a taste.
>>219603334> hurr durr anon sama, it takes 56 years of hard training to master the ancient technique of making a disgusting eel sandwich, shamefur dispray to the gajin who doesn't know thatSometimes I just think they do this to take the piss on us westerners
>>219603415Damn it looked so good>>219604587Couldn't stand this reddit actor and its dumb face, I'm so glad he's not getting cast everywhere like he used to
>>219641819They're just pretending its harder than it looks so they can raise prices
>>219604587Inglorious Basterds was overrated horse shit. Only ever saw it once.
>>219622650They're german, retard. Do you know how to read?>Pures Leben
>>219610454Pure kino. >>219617790I tried to make one in college following the original recipe, with butter and using a different kind of bread for the filling. It tastes exactly like you imagine it.
Cooking is reddit. Go back
>>219622425Look how dirty and sweaty he looks, how everyone is covered with filth like they actually lived in some bumfuck town in the middle of the desert in the late 19th century. Everyone looks so clean and bright these days on screen, like they just showered.
>>219603334What do you expect from a country that mythologized the method of folding steel, when in practice it was an archaic method to purify low quality dogshit iron ore?
>>219631446 Fatties are so pathetic.
>>219622425Is there any pleasure greater than stuffing your face full of food when you're starving hungry?
>>219641443We buckbroke the French a similar way.
I’ve been shitting all day from last night's stuffed crust from Papa John’s. Never had it with the garlic parmesan sauce before (the one in the clear cup, not the complimentary one), maybe that was the x-factor for my gut. But damn if it wasn’t an improvement over that usual one.
>>219611748>into a wolfYou mean a monkey?
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>>219630009Ah yes, because one thing I love about a grilled cheese sandwich, is biting into a bunch of unmelted hard cheese.
>>219611748Looks more like a fruitcake to me.
>>219642461>unsuccessfully demanded her scorecard backSimilar thing happens on 4chins when a shitposter posts personal information that ends up going south real quick for them.
>>219641443>i want to completely destroy the nip spiritWe already did that 80 years ago.
>>219604587>>219642056literal faggot power fantasy
Artie cooking the rabbit is probably the best food scene in television history
>>219639124Nuh uh uh. I don't buy it. You are the fat nigger saying that you can't help but buy Skittles. If they were only selling to people like me they would be out of business. You might not be saying it like your image, but that is you. You are giving them money not me. Not that i expect a fat nigger consumer to have accountability.
>>219611248This scene always bothered meWho was that food for? Who cooked it and how long has it been sitting there?
>>219642145>tastes exactly like you imagine it.No shit?
BAM
>nothing from HannibalY'all crackas slippin'.
https://www.twitch.tv/pizzaprincessg/clip/PeppyBumblingMonitorSpicyBoy-49nslHqkvQAOA5ve
>>219644202better /ck/ content than at /ck/
>>219632801>So you'd have to pay over 25 dollars to get the equivalent sustenance in broccoli...are....are you doing a bit?
>>219642719You aren't supposed to nuke your cheese in your grilled cheese you fucking lard ass.
i remember some harry potter food looking tasty as fuck
>>219636765just some jew cope, there's no "pig lard" in whipped cream
>>219635907https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eat_Drink_Man_WomanAng Kee kino.
>>219642461The blind taste test really humbles a lot of professionals, huh?
No one ever posts scenes from Babette's Feast or Big Night.
>>219647290Imagine being such a stupid niggerfied dumb-slut that you call having an ordinary grilled cheese "nuking it" and being upset enough to call someone a lard ass over it.Kill yourself if that upsets you, faggot.
>>219647290you are brown
>>219603220>asked for a grilled sandwich>gets oil and butter with a bit of bread
>>219622425AYO THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS
>>219651360>>219651587Kek you are so upset you fat reddit mod
>>219651360>some 300 pound polnigger is THIS upset that his equally fat mommy makes horrendously overcooked goop cheese sandwiches and thinks the rest of the world is equally bad at making baby's first grilled cheese
>>219620959If you weren't meant to add onions sauce to your own taste then why is it on offer?
>>219639870>>219630524Don't forget the kimchi that's on a grilled cheese for some reason
>>219639587>scrambled eggs are 33% butterjesus christ
>>219640441Sucks to be you then anon, eat at a less fancy restaurant
>>219642376they mythologized it specifically because it was so much effort for such a result. It becoming a religious act is pretty much the only way to reasonably justify it instead of making the samurai get over themselves and just accept bow and spear heads instead of a wakizahi as their soul
>>219652716You should see his roadside chilli slop.
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>>219636483Because he's got a bounty on his head and is shoveling down several people's worth of beans
>>219653028>>219653056>adds salt to fritos>dumps hot mince/cheese mixture into a chips bagwhat the actual fuck is wrong with this man
>>219647290no, you're supposed to slowly cook it over low heat so the cheeses inside can actually melt some instead of being a still hard slab
>>219627079Proper dorf cuisine, stone dust in every baked good
>>219653203True Slop
>>219622425i always reply to this, then it makes me crave a can of beans or chili
>>219653172I'm now convinced he's the Donald Trump of chefs. He can't cook to save his life and it's all a grift.
>>219653028>>219653056Fritos pie is an actual thing
>>219643608>its just skittlesevery euro who comes over to the US for even a few months gains dozens of pounds just because of the candy?The food is poison, even if its simple enough to avoid and lose weight regardless its not an unreasonable complaint to say that poison shouldn't be in every other food for sale
>>219653178That's...literally what he does?
>>219653483*He as in Gordon btw
>>219653312You have got to be shitting me? That sounds awful.
>>219655087https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frito_pie
>>219622425Am I the only one that thinks it's weird how much fluid can fit in that little cup?
>>219656385It's a narrow bottleneck.
>>219622425americans - who are somehow disgusted by the idea of eating beans in tomato sauce - will never experience this
>>219603415ITS MOIST ENOUGH ALREADY YOUR RAT FUCK!!
>>219617790top scran yea
>>219622425I just ate but now craving for some beans
>>219653172fritos literally sponsored that segment
>>219653056A Brit making a Texas style Ribeye. I have my doubts about its authenticity.
>>219658404>>219653312This does not change the fact that HE ADDED SALT TO FUCKING FRITOS
>>219658687before we go further, lets just get this out of the way. do you believe him when at the end of that recipe, he tastes it and liked it? or do you think its possible that its performative, and maybe some, maybe just 1 or 2 of the things in it are done as an act?
>>219603220Jesus Christ Favreau, it's just a fucking grilled cheese.
>>219640317same in germany, instant physical delivery with confirmation that it was received.
>>219659551Those burgers looked so fucking good! I've tried to get minced meat close to what they used in the film but haven't been able to get anything remotely close to that. Probably a very high fat content, some gourmet custom ordered butcher shit.
>>219603220Mogged by a $20 appliance.
