As of right now, I'm reopening a Sopranos thread.
>your friend from /pol/, he's in a beef with the Janny
Vito's IG is wonderfulhttps://www.instagram.com/josephr.gannascoli/
>you look like a poorta rican hue-ore, makes me sick>*licks lips*unironically what did phil mean by this
What are some quotes that live rent free in your head?>HALF A FUCKIN TRAY IN THERE
>>219605256>what, no fuckin ziti?
>>219605256
>"Fuck that 'honor and loyalty' shit">yfw
>Hey Janny, how's the boy?
>>219604169SPEAK
Watching this show for the first time right now. What's with the recent revival on /tv/?
>>219605892recent? I can remember almost daily sopranos threads for a decade now
>>219605892Nothing recent about sopranopostingYou probably didn't notice it before you started watching
>>219605256>Kid was always a dumb fuck though, wasn't he? Didn't he almost drown in three inches of water?
Bobbychads, get in here.
>>219605256>This is what we pay $200 for?
>Post.
>>219605256>Social club? HE'S GOTTA GO!
>>219604169>No more 'janny paycheck' remarks, Tony. They're hurtful, and they're destructive
Salude, Borko.
>>219606572>When someone asks where OP's mom is.
Commandatori
>>219605256>You oughta know sweetie
SHE WANTSNEW SHOULDERS TO CRY ONNEW BACKSEATS TO LIE ON
>>219605256>The turd doesn’t fall far from the faggot’s ass
>>219605256>He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. He was an interior decorator.>His apartment looked like shit…
>>219605256>I’m not a cat. I don’t shit in a box.
But this show is dogshit
>>219607494Bait used to be believable
>>219607121based
>>219605256>SHE WAS A FUCKING HOARSE
>heheheh
>>219607598 Listen to him, he knows everything. Guy watches six seasons and suddenly he’s Dr. Melfi breaking down the psychology of bait posts. Maybe you should go wait in the car, huh? The adults are shitposting.
>>219604169>s oypranosDon't you need to be gay somewhere else?
>>219606572can't believe he said this without getting cancelled
>>219610550>Suddenly he’s Dr. MelfiDon’t call me a dago
Sopranos is the best show about POC every created
>>219605256FIBRE OPTIC CABLE
Wow, anon, you ________
>>219604169For me it's AJ's E46 M3
aj's face when janice mentions bobby jr wetting the bed again
>>219612193BMW's are for people too poor to buy a Mercedes
NOBODY'S GOT AIDS!
>>219612494which mercedes in the show do you like anon?
>>219605256I always enjoy those but it never occurs to me to order one
>>219611951lotta money in that shit
as the talmud says...
>>219612848I dont give a shit what he says
>>219605256Fucking albacore around my neck
Satanic black magic. Sick shit.
FUCKIN' QUEERS
>>219605256I'll build a ramp up to your ass... drive a Lionel up in there
you miserable mothafucka i'm the kid's sponsor!
>>219604762
"his turf""his appraiser"
>>219612665I love Merc station wagons... Unfortunately my bitch-on-wheelsnwife hatches them though...
>>219616812>Hatches >Hates Goddamn gook phone
let me tell ya a couple of three quotesforget how long it took you to make the guy cum during your first blowjobforget how much more betrayal i can takeforget some people are so far behind in a race they start to believe they are leading
>>219605256>make sure you form a seal when you shut that freezer door
>She's a Goomah Tone>SHE'S A FOCKEN WAIFU
>We're from Alcoholics Anonymous, we're looking for your son>What are your names?>Well normally we're anonymous but since you're not in the program my name's Phil nice to meet you
>>219604169Again with the Sopranos thread?!
>Tony sits down, visibly annoyed. Melfi as usual is calm and collectedTell me about your friends Anthony>TonyWhat's to say? They're a fucking pain in the ass most of the time but I've got to work with them>MelfiAre they your friends or your workmates?>TonyBoth>MelfiDo you have friends that aren't also workmates?>TonyI do. Truth to God they can be as bad or worse>MelfiA lot of people find it difficult to socialise while maintaining work boundaries, that might be what you're experiencing>TonyLook...it's just the way things are. I've got to look out for me and my family. Can't be seen talking about work with people that aren't aware of what it is I do. I need that overlap. Sometimes those fucks can be frustrating. Talking about meme culture while trying to talk business. It's fucken messy!>MelfiTell me about this meme culture>Tony sinks back in chairYou know what a fucking Pepe is?>MelfiI'm tangibly aware of Pepe>TonySo I go in to our social club and my nephew is showing a picture of a smug looking frog giggling like a fucken school girl>MelfiDoes that make you angry?>TonyIt's a place of business!>MelfiBut you just said it's also where you socialise Anthony, it's normal for these things to overlap>Tony, annoyed, leans forwardLook I fucken get it. The guys need to blow off steam. But can't it be a little more high brow than fucking frogs?>MelfiIs this about the Pepe or is Pepe a representation of your mother?>Tony stands upFor fuck sake you people and your fucking mind games everything's about my fucken mother isn't it can't I just be frustrated about how these fucks are talking about smug looking frogs when they should be out there making us fucking money>MelfiPlease sit down Anthony>TonyFuck this, I'll see you next week*Exits the room*
Tony>Okay...relax. Tell me what fucking happenedPaulie>He tried to kill Chrissy with a piece a dinner plate TChris>Yeah T on my motha he had a fucken piece of plateTony>How'd he get the fucken plateChris>*Scratches neck* Look T...Tony>Don't make me ask again you little fuckChris>...I...look, I might have made him a sandwich, and when I went to give it to him I slipped and...Tony>You slipped? Chrissy show me your fucken arms if I find track marks I'll fucken beat you where you standPaulie>Aiiieee relax T the kid was clean, I can vouch for himChris>Tone...6 months sober, my blood sugar gets a little low...Paulie>It's true T I had to help him upstairs to get a sodaChris>Anyways when we pick up the plate there's a fucken piece missingTony>There's a piece missing?Paulie>Yeah Skip looked through the trash, big piece a plate missin'Tony>Jesus fucking Christ I told you guys to fucken end the cocksucker and your feeding him sandwiches and nearly getting yourselves killed over this shit? Do you have any idea what kind of shit I'd get from New York if they found out 2 of my made guys got sticked by a fucken dinner plate?Chris>I know T it was a lapse of judgementTony>A lapse of fucking judgment? It was a 5 minute fucken job and there were 2 of you! I fucking hope Phil doesn't hear about thisPaulie>Only people that know are the 3 in this roomTony>Well let's fucken keep it that way, fucken embarassment
>>219618540Have a breadstickYou know a sopranos thread makes you emotional
>I LOVE PEPPER ANN
>>219618971>>219618941always with the fuckin' scenarios
So Tony died because the FBI tipped off Phil's crew, yeah? They were playing both sides.>We're really gonna win this thing!
Does anyone have that copypasta about Tony and others discovering hentai?
>>219606130The penguin exhibit...
>>219606572Was he wrong? I mean, who else? Who else?!
this sounded like a commercial
>>219620989It's right here >>219620577.
>>219605256>SHE WAS ABUSIVE TO THE STAFF!
>>219604169Johnny Sack was a piece of shit, I don't know why people like him.Wanted to off his boss then cried like a little bitch when everybody wouldn't go along with it
>>219605021>it's realholy shit
>>219621085Oh shit I'm a ctrl+fing cretin, thanks.
>>219607121Kino episode.I think of it as a transition between comfy 90s setting and the muted bleak tone of later seasons
>mfw the ancient Egyptians postulate seven souls
>>219605256>We're from alcoholics anonymous>Whats your name?>Well, we are anonymousBravo, Phil
>>219605256>NICOTINE'S AN ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCE
>>219612494My X7 mogs your old man Mercedes
>>219605256>WE LEAD THE WORLD IN COMPUTERIZED DATA COLLECTION
>>219605021Don't have an account, post some highlights.
>>219605256*Fart loudly*>Madonne, che puzza!
>>219605256>Let me tell you a couple of three things>There's no scrap in my scrapbook
>>219604169Squeak
>>219605256Tony's heavy breathing in the later seasons
>>219604169I went to watch the Talking Sopranos podcast live with Chrissy and Bobby's actors.Was quite good, you can tell Chrissy is a real New York theatre/actor guy though
>>219605256>YOU THOUGHT JOHNNY HAD AN EGO BEFORE? FORGET IT NOW!
>>219605256>whatever happened there
>>219605797Shame they killed him so early, the Mickey and Tony bantz were kino
>>219621159WHAT'S THIS, THE FUCKING U.N. NOW
>>219605256>THEY DIDN'T HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME!
>>219605256>Tomorrow I can be on time, but you will be stupid forever
I am phisically and mentally turning into Paulie.
>>219605256I loved him like a brother-in-law
>Chrissy: /lgbt/. That's our hell. It's a fag board where it's Harvey Milk Day every day forever.>Chrissy: Moot and Hiro were there too: they were friends.>Paulie: Those two guys hated each other>Tony: Christopher, you gotta relax, ok? You just need some rest>Chrissy: Their friends now, they were shitposting with two incels and a bunch of the trannies>Paulie: It doesn't make sense>Chrissy: and the trannies, they were getting dubs with every post and then Moot gave me a message for both of you>Tony: a message?>Chrissy: yeah, he said tell Tony and Paulie Dubs
>Phil: Listen to me. They mod anybody and everybody over there. And the way that they do it, it's all fucked up. Guys don't get their bussy pricked. There's no hot pockets and mountain dew on the table...>Al: Phil...>Phil: No, Al, either it has meaning or no meaning. And the Moot thing, the man harbors a faggot.>Al: It's true.>Phil: Five fuckin' boards and we got this other pygmy thing over on /bant/... There's no scraps in my scrapbook... Make it happen.
mmmboy are you fat!
>>219622975I love how brutally Tony gets him with the staple gun, and just when you think he’s done, he gives him a brutal punch to the face
