such a gay webm
fuck you

>>219606564
Imagine a woman putting her arm around you while she sleeps. I would hate that so much.

>>219606981
It's actually a great feeling. The smell of her hair, the softness of her skin, the warmth of her breath. It's heaven.

>>219606564
The Cable Guy

The drama

>>219606564
Cursed thread, step on a nail faggot

>>219606564
After a huge fight where I knew I was going to break up with her, we sat and watched Big Lebowski and Burn After Reading. Broke up with her fine BPD ass the next morning. Love those movies but haven't seen them since

>>219607135
Suicide, immanent, for me

>>219607135
Nah I don’t think I would like that.

>>219606564
the vampire hunter D movies

I hate women

34 never had sex or been on A date or ever had another person in my bed

>>219607135
I wouldn’t be able to sleep if someone were touching me.

>>219606564
The Matrix.

>>219606564
We watched the videos on my vaulty of her older sister fingering herself that she had sent to me. We broke up same night.
No regrets. I love infidelity.

>>219607135
been there and I don't agree with you

>>219612390
maybe don’t date a stinky girl next time

You mean, what was the last movie I watched while my gf was watching her twitter and instagram?

>>219606564
>in kinoplex ?
Crime 101
>with hdmi cord ?
that retarded movie about cleaning lady with big booba.

We watched the Super Mario Galaxy movie together with our mesmerized son sitting in between us, shit was pretty dope and the movie was entertaining. As Tom Segura once said, “the next time you think about pulling, don’t.”.

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My ex made me watch Crazy Rich Asians and K-Pop Demon Hunters with her. I didn't really like either and fell asleep during the former. She dumped me 4 months ago and we only dated 3 months.I miss her a lot. I have a new girlfriend who is hotter but it doesn't help. I was even on the verge of dumping her for most of the relationship until she dumped me and I still miss her. I'm gonna get drunk and text her some bullshit about finding the duplicate pins she gave me from her pin collection and ask her if she ever finished it, see if she even replies. I saw Crime 101 in theaters with my new Asian gf and fucked her tight pussy in my car afterward and then went home and thought about my ex.

>>219607135
>Rolls-over, smacks you with her arm, then steals the blanket. I Love Lucy had it right: separate beds

>>219616412
On the off-chance this is real, you are genuinely retarded but I dont blame you because ive been in your shoes. I idealized my ex and then got back with her. It was awful, all the bad traits that you had forgotten or looked past over time are back in full force plus theres the added bonus of this constant malaise because youre trying to repair smth that broke.

I promise you that if you do get back with your ex, you will regret it and most of all you will feel immense regret for leaving the new asian gf you fucked in your car. She will seem like heaven in comparison.

So delete your ex's info and forget about her. She's probably sucking a dick right now and doesnt care about you

>>219607135
why wouldn't you put your arm around her?

my gf only watched network tv garbage.

>>219607135
fuck you

>>219616532
You've never been in capital-l Love.

I'm not talking a brief fling, a situationship, a friend with benefits.

None of that stuff.

When you are in love with another person you just want them to be near you. You're sharing your life together, after all. Shared plans, shared holidays, shared bank accounts, and yes - a shared bed.

The bed is where all the important stuff happens: sex, intimate talk, reproduction, recovering from sickness. All of that awesomesauce kind of stuff.

So yes, if you are in love you will enjoy having your lover in your bed beside you.

That's pretty much it, my internet friend!

>>219610519
same but I discovered sex dolls and I've owned three about to get a fourth

I think it was a marx brothers film
3 years ago now..

whats it like putting your penis in a vagina?

>>219606564
Never

>>219610519
Same but 32 yo. 2 years ago I did a symbolic giving up by getting a single bed to free up some space.

i never had a girlfriend. i went on a date with a girl and we watched Challengers

>>219606564
Girlfriend? What's that?

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>>219607135
Can confirm. Cuddling in bed feels so good.
Pic rel is me and my girlfriend.

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>low-level latina manager that's 10 years younger than me
>is a stoner, has a disgusting septum ring, and has a tattoo on her shoulder blade
>tries to chat with me sometimes during my breaks
>can't stop fucking thinking about her because of it
I've already given up on sex, love, and affection and my brain despises girls like her but my heart wants her so bad for some reason. Thank you for reading my sleep-deprived blog.

Hail Mary
Oh wait that was all by myself

>>219621412
Go back to r*ddit you flaming fucking faggot

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>>219606564
Blade Runner 2049

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do you pick your girlfriend up from work?

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>>219606564
The Never-Existing Story

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Should I start jelqing, vros?

>>219621412
We believe in love!
We believe in love!
We believe in love!

>>219622640
thats a man.

>>219606564
one of the Twilights i think

I am 37 years old and I have never had a girlfriend, and I never will.

Some Christmas slop movie that I didn't much care for, I suppose.
She broke up with me soon after.

>>219622701
This. I hate myself too much for it to ever happen. I'm not some ugly freak or anything like that, I'm not a chad either but I'm good looking enough for a girlfriend, but mentally it's just never going to happen for me, my brain is fucked.

>>219607135
Fuck you.

>>219622773
Kek loser

>>219622773
You're right, but you can change your brain.

I am 31 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>219606564
Guardians of the Galaxy. I haven't had a g friend in over 12 years. The last one I watched with a girl I was dating was White Christmas like 5 years ago.

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>>219606564
Picrel. It was pretty bad and inferior to the french one on most aspects. I liked the hypersexual artist tho.

Weirdly, I spent the movie thinking Paul Rudd looked a lot like the character played by Ryan Gosling in The big short, but it turned out that Steve Carell was in both movie.

>>219607135
Its good for an hour tops, and the breath is annoying.

there is a girl i am attracted to that ive somehow managed to talk to on the phone a lot and she laughs at dumb shit I say but I fear she just wants to be friends. how do i bring up the fact that im interested in her without making it awkward

>>219616026
>Crime 101
I quite enjoyed it how did you feel about it?
>>219616026
>that retarded movie about cleaning lady with big booba
movie name?

>>219622667
kek

>>219623695
It's really not annoying at all. Seeing your girlfriend's relaxed, sleeping face and feeling the warm air coming from the little space between her full lips and brushing against your face is amazing. It's so great when she moans a little and wiggles a little closer to you while half-asleep before going back to sleep again with her hand on your belly and her leg hooked over and then prodded between your legs. It's so amazing and I am SO freakin glad I have a girlfriend UNLIKE you losers who obviously DO FUCKING NOT

scooby doo & kiss: a rock n roll mystery
we broke up soon after.
good movie.

>>219624390
ok

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>>219624292
Just fucking say it. Grow some balls.

>>219624680
idk man im worried she'll reject me and if she does it will be extremely awkward speaking to her afterwards

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Master and Commander

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>>219606564
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, she thought bowser Jr was cute.

But for me, it's Rosalina.

>>219624292
she likes you retard

>>219624934
>no women allowed bed

>>219607135
Nice larp. If you're using this website you've never felt the warmth of a woman.

>>219624904
You should definitely prioritize being worried about how awkward it might be if she isnt interested over how good her pussy will feel if she is interested. Youre doing the right thing anon. In life, its best to avoid anything that could potentially be uncomfortable. Its how you develop a respectable character

>>219610519
>>219622288

36 khv here bros

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Get up on my level.
I am /tv/. And none may come to the glory of the kingdom but through me.

>>219624904
If you don't say then you will never have her pussy
However if you do, there's a chance you might get her

>>219607135
I think I have bad circulation (my limbs are very prone to falling asleep, sometimes going full jelly mode while I sleep), so I never cuddle my wife while we sleep.

>>219625138
>paying a prostitute to watch movies together
>penis so unfunctional you have to whip out the HDMI cable
Wow, just wow

>>219606564
Hoppers

>>219606564

Dunc2 off piratesbay probably

>>219625138
There is literally nothing wrong with using an hdmi cable to watch movies, but why would you mirror the screen and have it play on both at the same time?

>>219606564
Haven't watched a movie in a bedroom with a gf since 2007. Sugar babies don't count

>>219622255
Like bags of sand

>>219622881
You deserve cancer and a hospice

>>219606709
>>219621025
>>219622814
samefag?

>>219625124
>You should definitely prioritize being worried about how awkward it might be if she isnt interested over how good her pussy will feel if she is interested
NTA but this is unironically me. That entire thing of "regret of not trying hurts more than trying" does not work for me, at least for my 3 decades of life.

In fact I wish regret of inaction would hurt more because then I'd be motivated to stop being a passive timid life observer avoiding anything and everything around me. But clearly regret still doesn't hurt more, so I remain in this limbo state

>>219625138
>white claw anon is back
GIWTWM with picrel

>>219613211
He was just mildly uncomfortable and couldn't sleep since he had a boner the whole time (caused by her stink)

>>219626080
>white claw anon is back
I'm here every day, dude.

>>219607135
>>219624390
>chair clatters

>>219626150
I see, I rarely go /druk/ so I probably don't see you often

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>>219624904
If she says "I just want to be friends" or whatever bs, distance and ignore her. She wants all the benefits of a relationshit without putting out. Men and women cannot be friends unless the man is gay.

>>219607135
Haha yeah, I love it when it becomes unbearably hot, and you've already fugged so its just post nut clarity, sweat and someone rolling around in your bed waking you up every hour or so

>>219620343
Yeah.
Well the Asian gf is an anti-ICE activist and I'm a megachud so it can't last either way.
I'm just enjoying the company and pussy.
But you are right, the best I could maybe get out of my ex would be friends with benefits.
And she probably no longer cares.

>>219625826
Retard?

>>219606564
Fuck off my chair clattered. This webm should be banned on this website, it's very triggering as a 31yo friendless khhv
This whole thread is only for the strongest of wizards.

>>219624292
I read a statistic once that you really only have a specific window of time to do it that starts upon first meeting her else you pretty much lock yourself out of it

>>219625622
for the memes

>>219626280
>I rarely go /druk/
It's pretty much been jannied and a-logged to oblivion. I can't remember the last time it went to bump limit on a Friday or Saturday, let alone a weekday night.

>>219626432
imagine not being a strong enough will to convert her over to chud
if you can't even do that then just go to a Home Depot in the morning and pay one of the illegal day laborers hanging around out front to clock her in the nose and run in a "random" act of violence

>>219626558
This is true. When you are not with them and all of a sudden as a man you get the "I should ask her out/tell her how I feel" that moment has already passed. You are locked in the friendzone.

>>219625138
>Those subtitles
>That interior
Are you Dutch?

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>>219606564
the last movie i watched with a girlfriend was this piece of shit. she recommended it, i knew nothing about it, and about a quarter of the way through i said outloud "if it turns out they're in a computer simulation I'm going to smack you." needless to say i got to smack her on the ass but still. i was pissed.

>>219626737
I don't want to do that because I can't feel love for a nonwhite woman.
I wasn't even in love with my white ex, she was just homely and smol and quirky and she was a friend of a friend of my friends wife (we matched on a dating app but I already knew who she was) so it felt like she belonged to the neighboring tribe and I was meant to be with her.

I got over my 2 year relationship ending faster than my 3 month relationship and now I'm with a girl hotter than either one of them.

>>219627149
Did you cum inside her

>>219622640
Was this during Covid, or does she still wear a mask at work?

we watched basically the whole Step Up franchise besides 1. they were mostly good and i'd never have watched them by myself otherwise.

Anyway bros if you have a chance with a hot bitch plz take it. by the time i realized chicks considered me attractive i was already with my current gf and those other girls were way hotter. i didnt wanna cheat or nothing though but i ignored tons of red flags from my current gf cuz she was my first. needless to say i smack the shit outta her when she acts up now or give an ultimatum. i only stayed with her cuz i took her virginity and shes insecure and obsessed with me but i really could've had better if i wasnt a pussy.

so yeah dont be a wuss bros the regret only grows stronger

>>219606564
Death Becomes Her (yes, it was that long ago) and she was never really a GF anyway.

>>219606564
30 Days of Night. The last time I had a girlfriend was in 2007.

>>219606564
the bride. I hated it but she loved it for some reason

>>219622701
Not with that attitude

if I were to try and get a gf, what would I tell her about my past without scaring her off? Like telling her I'm a virgin in my mid 30s that spent his 20s sitting in front of the computer browsing 4chan

I'm not worthy of a girlfriend, im too much of a piece of shit

The thing that makes this basic question even more depressing is how normal people either take it for granted or even worse act like it’s annoying to deal with. It’s such a normal activity that they do consistently from teenage years that they act like it’s nothing, or then they start complaining
>god she doesn’t stop talking during it
>god she doesn’t follow what’s going on
>god it’s annoying I have to watch some stupid movie she wants when I want to watch this instead
Just completely taking everything for granted

>>219622375
That's a doll..

>>219627974
>I'm a virgin in my mid 30s
>what would I tell her about my past without scaring her off?
you just lie.

>>219627577
in the past yes, but not that weekend

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28 years later and I didn't care for it.
We watched it on our bed with the head lifted.
She asked if I wanted to see the bone sequel and I said no.

>>219628773
I'm not a liar, I can't bring myself to do it

>>219628946
He had one shot
One opportunity
To seize everything he ever wanted
He captured it instead of letting it slip

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余命10年 maybe a week ago.

Not recommended, as it felt like suffering porn for women with nothing too interesting going on or likeable characters. I cried twice, she teared up once and said she thought it was meh.

>>219610519
34 here, this is my first relationship ever and first movie watched together ever.
It's only over once you give up on it.

>>219629194
congrats, how did you manage to finally get into a relationship?

>>219629253
I wasn't looking for one, just started studying every day in a shared environment with other people who were regulars, until one of them got interested in me and initiated interactions.

Then I just beed myself.
If you don't enjoy studying, just try to find something you can do were you are exposed to people. Make friends without expecting anything, with both men and women. Don't even have to socialize outside of these shared space hours, just be acquainted with everyone and good things will come.

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>>219607135

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I'm married with 2 kids

>>219629578
>Make friends without expecting anything, with both men and women. Don't even have to socialize outside of these shared space hours, just be acquainted with everyone and good things will come.
did exactly that my entire life and ended up a kissless virgin, so not so sure. good for you, but I feel like I should do way more than that for anything to happen beyond platonic interactions

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>>219625138
I think it would look much better if you used warm colored lights, had a plant or something in that corner, and used a stand rather than wall mounting

>>219606564
i wonder how many times he got to squeeze her tits while they were filming this

The last movie I watched with a girl was A Clockwork Orange and she left when I tried to cop a feel during the rape scene.

>>219606564
Sleepless in Seattle.

Blades of Glory on the plane

>>219628981
fake it till you make it is a viable strategy
you don't even have to outright lie
just play off your past as mysterious or act like you've been hurt before and don't want to talk about it
basically avoid the subject while putting out airs that there is a good reason why you don't want to talk about it

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My whole life has been a struggle to reconnect...I've finally won that struggle.

Quote aside, I have never felt love for anyone, I have never felt a crush or secual interest in anyone. I have tried but can a blind person see if he imagines it so really hard? Mirror neurons must be heavily understimulated, dead at this point. 25 years old. I don't have strong feelings about anyone or myself. My identity and sense of self are vague and foggy.

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La La Land

>>219629768
it really is just a numbers game when you boil it all down to its essence
the more people you know, the more people you're around, the higher your odds of landing something is
I really grasp this until last year when I started forcing myself to go out to bars and going to clubs and meetups for my hobbies, forcing myself to make froends and actually keep in contact
I'm not calling myself a chad by any sort of stretch, like not even close, but I'm doing alright, much better than I was, which is to say absolutely nothing all the up until the very end of my 20s

Why don't you fags just get an Asian gf?
All you need is to be white, you don't need looks game money or anything.

>>219632728
could be psychological
could be an inherited mental defect
could just be a simple chemical imbalance
random anonymous posters on a khazak mountain yodeling forum aren't going to be able to properly figure that out for you
best go get an appointment with someone who can figure you out
unless you're satisfied with these sociopathic detachments and dissociating from your own being

>>219632965
because I know for a fact it's not that easy
nothing has ever been that easy for me and I have never been awarded anything, certainly not a gf, for simply being who I am

>>219606564
nigga no one has a gf in 2026 america

>>219627974
I get it, anon. I do. Still, I'm a jobless, basement dwelling loser in my late 30s, yet I managed to find a cute gf. The main obstacle was that I didn't want to admit to chicks that I was a jobless basement dwelling loser (not in so many words, obviously) but once I got over that I found that a surprising number of them didn't really give a shit. Furthermore, having a girl who loves me for me is a huge confidence boost, and the lack of loneliness and sexual frustration obviously helps too. I find myself finally able to pour genuine effort into personal projects that might actually get me somewhere in life some day. I know it's brutally fucking difficult, but speaking from experience, it's worth it to try putting yourself out there and not nearly as horrible as you imagine it to be.

>>219606564
It's a lot more comfortable to sleep in a king bed with separate blankets.

>>219628981
you rather remain a mid 30s virgin than simply lie?

>>219606564
don't have a gf miss my ex but what can you do

>>219607135
how many anons have sleep farted or gf's have? that would keep me up at night worrying i was going to rip ass

>>219610519
i paid a stripper twice recently to fuck me and she let me go raw. extremely dumb but feels fucking incredible. i'm hoping i don't knock her up

>>219629700
You did what with two kids!?

>>219634199
They take birth control, anon. You're not the only one they're doing that stuff with.

>>219620343
>So delete your ex's info and forget about her. She's probably sucking a dick right now and doesnt care about you
best advice itt took me a year to do

>>219623452
i liked dinner for schmucks i know it's not a 'good movie' but i dunno there was something sweet about it

Watching movies with your girlfriend is watching 15 minutes of something spread out over 1 hour. What's the point? And for those coveting or seething about the OP webm, most of that is just called overheating/neck pain/paresthesia

>>219634273
figured. was amazed when my std panel from the first time one came back totally clean. have no idea how she does it

watching kino with a gf is annoying because they constantly just want to have sex instead. they're like animals

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>>219628670
So? It still feels amazing sleeping on her boobies.

>>219606564
I don't remeber, that was two years ago, she's gone now

I recently lost my virginity to a much older woman (in her mid forties) and we've kept seeing eachother. She doesn't like movies, I keep begging her to watch stuff with me but she's not interested cause she prefers books that according to her have more complex narratives. The last film we saw was Day of Wrath by Dreyer.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=o1k2-J4XpKg&pp=ygURZGF5IG9mIHdyYXRoIGZpbG3SBwkJ2goBhyohjO8%3D

>>219624390
Amazing bait. It's funny because only other anons who have or had gf would know this is bait

>>219606564
I never had a girlfriend, I'm 42
I'm not even ugly, I just hate people and I enjoy being alone.
When I need sex I fuck hookers.

>>219634199
what was the process and how much?

>>219606564
Blazing Saddles. She'd never seen it before

>>219606564
Sleeping with someone in the same bed isn't as comfy as you might be think, not until you get used to it, and even then, you sleep laying next to each other rather than hugging

Still a kino experience, up there with sex

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>>219606981

>>219638475
OP’s webm is definitely performative as some of those positions are downright ridiculous looking and that bed is way too small. If you have the space, you should absolutely go with a king sized bed.

>>219606564
i did 10 years in the us army and i have never had a gf
i am 34

>>219638657
Kino

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>Think gf is enjoying the movie
>She starts fondling my cock and then sucking my dick
>Stop the movie
>"Noo just let it play"
>Get so fucking bothered I'm not even really into it
Movie was the Witch since she likes horror.

>>219638657
why is there a black man on the left half of this webm?

>>219607135
Fuck you.

>>219638765
>i did 10 years in the us army
Then you of all people should know all women are whores.

>>219628946
Why did he do that

>>219640452
I legitimately had to have a real conversation with an ex gf over this lmao. Sometimes you just genuinely want to share a kino with them rather than using a movie as launchpad for sex.

>>219640738
Crying cause he aint got no white pussy

>>219607135
I'd shit the bed to assert dominance. She'll have to shower for weeks

>>219639691
Literally no woman sleeps with a bra like that on

I just got a king size bed because I need my space to sleep. She gets cuddles before we turn the lights off but then I go sleep on my own.

>>219641425
>ex gf
I take it she really didn't get it.

Project Hail Mary, she said it wasn't comparable to Interstellar though, still, she loved Rocky

>>219641884
Among other reasons lol. Women get pissed off when you explain that you actually do want to watch a movie and not just make out/fuck.