>Give Truman a well-paid job, but ensure that all his colleagues are as insufferable as possible
tired of this meme format already
>He took a week off work for vacation?>Perfect, have a drunk driver t-bone his car so he can't go on the road trip he planned.
>Yes, now don't give him any real work for the next two weeks, just to make him think he's going to be fired
>>219607113>Fill all the coke bottles in the store with pepsi>Have all the actors pretend it always tasted this way
>>219607475kek
>we need a wife for truman>find someone that's willing to get bred infront of the entire world and shill shitty products>must be willing to have 2.1 babies
>Truman is living in a coworkers car after getting out of two weeks in jail and losing his three kids and wife of 20 years>she took all of Truman's money and his carI dont know how he's getting out of this one but they let him keep his job and Truman can move back into his house next month.
>>219607113>"put ads about impotence on all the magazines, with a phone number to call, and if he calls the number have it be a pizza place called Big Dick's Pizza"
>>219607928>and make her ethnic>numbers say we're really losing the black demographic>they say they don't want to watch some honky get free shit all day>actually, do you think we can make Truman gay?>let's flood his social media feed to see if we can make him gay
>>219607113oh look it's the voice actor from call of duty black ops
>>219607928too bad there's no Black people in The Truman Show
>now introduce a young hot coworker that starts flirting with Truman
>>219608146the bus driver was black, and so were the neighbors. Not that I notice these things.
>>219608366you fucking cuck son of a bitch you
