This will not stand..you know, this aggression will not stand, man.
I am the walrus
HAND ME THE RINGER, DUDE
Are you employed sir?
>>219608587Employed..?
RIP the rug. Really brought the room together.
>>219608229What's your favorite songs from the soundtrack? Heres mine:https://youtu.be/MRlWbzdmJQA?si=hr7KxtwC4vGT4nSehttps://youtu.be/63Agrr2qC78?si=8rM-ISYiXKSMt1hQ
>>219608872Stand aside faghttps://youtu.be/J7ATTjg7tpE?si=-Fr1iU7PFiqiG2EM
>>219609025Classic tune but not the biggest gem on the soundtrackhttps://youtu.be/-0-7fg8oAO4?si=MqUN4sPfe5WtiZ-e
>>219608872>>219609025>>219609101https://youtu.be/G6oBqDkNz38
>>219608872https://youtu.be/QRMIgT3thFM?si=EZLcmdVcAj9ALlz0
>>219608872la la la la-la la-la la
phone's ringin, dude
What's with all these Lebowski threads all of a sudden?
>>219609911Where can I buy pants like that?
What's your favorite gag?
>>219609976Hailey Young in Throat Gaggers 3. Fantastic gagging.
>>219610086
THE SUPREME COURT HAS ROUNDLY REJECTED PRIOR RESTRAINT
I can get you a toe
>>219609976Love that he pockets this and then the cop finds it.
>>219610766I think the whole premise of Jackie drawing that to pretend like he's doing something important in front of the dude is so retarded that it circles back around to being insanely brilliant and is such a great piece of writing
>>219610711FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE
jackie treehorn treats objects like women, man
why was Dude so hype after seeing the doctor? the doc asks him to pull down his pants and it hard cuts to him jamming to Creedence
>>219608229Is this your post, Larry?
>>219611301cause he was smoking a j
>>219608872Dead Flowers performed by Townes van Zandt.https://youtu.be/8ApA2W8f2vg?list=RD8ApA2W8f2vg
>>219611301he jerked him off
>Maude becoming uncomfortable when the Dude says "Johnson" immediately after failing to make him uncomfortable by saying "vagina">Walter turning out to be mostly right about everything until he thinks the Big Lebowski isn't actually a cripple, and he says "I've never been more sure of anything in my life">"No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be scared of.">Dude saying "He treats objects like women, man" not actually being a mistake because of Jackie Treehorn's diatribe about VR porn being the future>The marmot isn't a marmot>The Pomeranian isn't a Pomeranian >Bunny isn't Bunny, she's Fawn
>>219611301what was the doc checking for? any stds?
>>219613153healthy jizz, no outstanding medical concerns
>>219613153Just seeing what condition his condition was in.
>>219611301>he’s never gotten his cock tunedsee a urologist
>>219613126>Maude becoming uncomfortable when the Dude says "Johnson"Not really
>>219613297She stares him down and goes on a spree of dick names and Dude is unphazed and says >Johnson?And she looks away and says "Alright" and backs off, getting to the actual pointThat's the entire purpose of the exchange and probably the point where she first thinks about banging him, he not passes a test she's probably done on men dozens of times but also responds in a way that unsettles her
This movie is fucking stupid and the Coen Brothers are hacks.
>>219613518
>>219613126Shut the fuck up, Donny.
>>219613566perfect
>>219613458i think she was just moving along
>>219613692the whole thing was her setting the stage to make him feel uncomfortable and none of it works and it backfires on her so much that she ends considering him as possibly worthy breeding stock
>>219613747>She drops a bunch of penis synonyms and we're supposed to panic. Fuckin' amateurs. Breeding stock? I could get you sperm by this afternoon.
>>219609976I fucking love the first scene with Brandt when the Dude keeps touching the shoe on the wall when Brandt tells him over and over not to touch it
>>219614200I like how Brandt seems to genuinely like the Dude throughout the whole movie I also like when the big Lebowski says>With Brandt as my witness, I will tell you this!
>>219614242i don't remember the brandt as my witness line. brandt seemed to just be extremely loyal to Mr. Lebowski and anxious to fix his problems. i don't know if he genuinely liked the dude but just wanted him to wrap it up
>>219609964All of The Dude's clothes were Bridges' own.
I wish I could be like the dude but in reality I'm not that chill and chronic weed use gives me panic attacks
>>219611301I've always wondered that too. It's like it's implied later after he and Maude do it that the doc somehow screened him to make sure he'd be able to help her conceive. It bothers me because what if she's a size queen and wanted to make sure he had a good sized one? That wouldn't prevent him from having good sperm.
>>219617708You need to be drinking too and mostly smoking reggie roaches
>>219611301got his car backhis johnson is in good working ordercreedence tape is in theresmokin a joint
>>219617871If I won the lottery or something I'd live like that. Like hunter s thompson. However I'm a poor 32 year old neet, so that's just going to kill me.
>>219617805i think it makes most sense that she was checking that he was healthy and didn't have any stds so they could raw dog it
The man in the black pajamas, dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary.
>>219617973At least you’re NEETing
>>219618080NEETing would be good if I had my own place. But I rent with my mother. It's tolerable but hardly somewhere I can live it up. Last night I got stoned and it started freaking me out so I just laid in bed for half an hour. God I wish I had my own place but the rental crisis here is so insane. This isn't natural
>Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here
>>219618313i always thought it was weird that Walter was so politically correct at times when he served in 'Nam. not usually the case from personal experience
>What's a pederast Walter?
>>219618395that's part of the humor of his character
>>219618559>Shut the fuck up, Donny.
>>219618622Hmmm… Sure, that and a pair of testicles.
What the fuck was his problem?
A cleft asshole
a perfect movie desu
>>219619608I just realized it's professor Lupin
This was just uncalled for from Walter
>>219620578This is about the Big Lebowski giving Dude a beeper and whether it would disrupt league play. If it was directed at Donny then Walter would just have told him to shut the fuck up.Am I wrong?
>>219620793No, that's Donny not following the conversation and Walter being pissed at Donny for not paying attention.
>>219609976This one. Sometimes I think about it out of blue and start laughing alone.
>>219621559Yeah? Well, that's just like uh, your opinion, man.
>>219613518It's the Rocky Picture Horror Show for a slightly less gay audience.
>>219621559He was bowlin
>>219613518I’m sorry, were you saying something>>219621684same, it’s just so funny. I can’t see a sticky note irl and not think of it and at least smile
>>219611301>>219613153>>219617805>>219618002Maude's concern was with his sperm quality. Probably had it checked for stds or any other issues too.After the doctor examined his johnson, he probably had to give the clinic a sample of his sperm, so he is in post orgasm bliss there. He went there to check on his head concussion (that's what he thought), but then he got to jerk off in some room, was complimented by a doctor on his shlong status and went out to smoke one and listen to creedence on his recovered car. Hype.
