The Unknown tells a story of a man who spends the night with a woman only to wake up in her body. Generic comedy setup? Except it's premiering at Cannes Film Festival and was rumoured to have perplexed the festival programmers!Will it be AGP coom kino, or will it flop? Only time will tell!
>>219608700>Will it be AGP coom kinoIf it's not deliberately disingenuous it should be, why would a normal guy waking up as Lea Seydoux not react that way?
>>219608700Id be upset my dick is gone
I would instantly go and fuck myself.
>>219608700i'd just masturbate and fuck all day
>LEA FUCKIN SEYDOUX DID THIS??
>>219608700Léa Seydoux the character?like Being John Malkovich?
>>219608700Neon picked this up for the US release which is usually a good sign. They hit more often than not
>>219608700i'd spend the whole time masturbating in the mirror and wishing the female orgasm wasn't a myth
>>219608700just like my genderbender animes! >AGP coom kinooh nooo it's tttt leaking again
>>219608700And he STILL cries? Body swap is old hat
>>219611295her body is just built for permanent teary eyes
>Lucas conceptualized the graphic novel as a departure from the conventional crude humor or cheap eroticism of the body swap genre. Lucas wanted to instead craft a dark and realistic story by focusing on the utter disarry of the victims of body swapping, inspired by Franz Kafka's The Metamorphosis and Jiro Taniguchi manga A Distant Neighborhood.Sounds lame
she's probably the only actress that i feel like i'd be genuinely shook if i saw her in person
HOLY SHIT IT'S FRAGILE
>>219608700I’m not trans but I’d love to wake up as Lea Seydoux
>>219614293i think anyone would. she's a millionaire and hot as fuck
>>219608700I shall be watching!
>>219614293>>219616886cute eggs~always starts with the "but.." game...
>>219608700AGP KINO
>>219610009>>219611295>>219614293Never rep
>>219608700didnt that already happen
>>219618001honestly probably why she took the role. also it was written specifically for her so maybe the writer posts here
>>219618001Honestly those are the best women.
it will be body horror
>>219618001i made this pic and got banned so many times for posting it kek
>>219619165thank you for reinforcing my choice to be a fag
>>219619426>prefers to stick his dick in shit instead
>>219613266idk sounds original to me, not bad
i'm not gay but if I woke up as a hot chick? yeah I'd go get fucked hard to see what it was like
>>219608700I would spend the rest of my life playing with her tits.
>>219619165>I don’t wanna know how the hotdog is made
>>219608700Scooby-Doo did it first
>>219619208why?
was The Beast any good?
>>219619785off topic
>>219619616Sounds like that bodyswap miniseries that had Martin Freeman in it to me.
>>219610038
>>219608700why is she crying again?
>>219608700>tfw you will never be a girl and get to do girly thingsWas I born just to suffer?
>>219619208>>219619903thank you for your service, king
>>219619165>women are producing cottage cheese and foamy green liquid but constantly complain about smegmawhere's the equality...
>>219619903well it probably was, here it isn't
>>219608700I will cum volumes
Seems like the kind of story where the twist is there was no actual body swap the woman just had a schizo breakdown and thinks she used to be a man
>>219616958some anon was at this premiere and i've been fucking jealous since hearing it. he said she seemed really shy
>>219608700>wake up in body of Lea Seydoux>masturbate for a week straightThis is the only real outcome.
>>219620812i find men gross but i'd have to get railed at least once
>>219621012glad you can find some way to express your repressed fag nature, keeping it bottled up can't be good for you
>>219621022not repressed. i just feel like if i was put in the strange scenario i'd have to know what it felt like.
>Directed by Arthur HarariI didn't even need to read the synopsis
>>219608700That's literally pic related
>>219608700>has sex with a schoolgirl
>>219619165WHy is this made with AI genning?
>>219614230But not that fragile
>>219619165Whoa, blue board! You can't show this stuff here!
>>219608700Sounds like troonybait
>>219619165>Pussy error-codes
>>219621768thank you kojima sensei
>>219621507So.. bad?
>>219621986It's good
>>219621916>flip the clit>hear 3 short beeps>open service manual
>>219619878yes
>>219619426At least you know its a choice
>>219621012That's honestly zestier than just being gay
>>219619165h-hot..?
>>219608700Léa Seydoux on nudity in film: “When I shot the film [The Unknown], I had just given birth, I had gained a lot of weight, had cellulite and I absolutely wanted to appear exactly as I was on screen. I wanted to make that strong statement, an actress’s body is a political tool.”
>>219624863>“When I shot the film [The Unknown], I had just given birth, I had gained a lot of weight, had cellulite and I absolutely wanted to appear exactly as I was on screen. I wanted to make that strong statement, an actress’s body is a political tool.”I'm so sick of these wackadoo weirdos.
>>219608700>WAKE UP IN THE BODY OF LEA SEYDOUXI would really like to watch this, thanks anonalso 10m budget and they'll get that back instantly because she's amazing. it's all seydouxkinomaxxing
>>219617983??? What did anon mean by this?
>>219608700>The writer's barely-disguised fetish.
>>219610158with what? you'd be dickless
>>219608700If I woke up as Lea Seydoux I still won't have sex
>>219619165wtf was god thinking when he created that thing?
>>219619165looks satanic
>>219626168It was punishment for bitches eating the forbidden fruit and tempting Men into breaking God's rules
>>219608700If I woke up as a woman I would masturbate all day. Crazy how women don't do that despite having no refractory period
>wake up as a girl>already walled
>>219608700>Unknown tells a story of a man who spends the night with a woman only to wake up in her bodycharacter arc is he's going to realize how toxic and evil he was the night before for objectifying her
>>219626591not a coincidence, this was based on the female reproductive system
>>219626877Women don't actually enjoy sex. They think they do but they don't. FtM trannies who take testosterone actually develop a sex drive for the first time in their life and they're the gooners any guy would be in a woman's body.
>>219613266On this topic you can read "inside Mary". Most realistic gender bending I read. There's a first person pov period sequence.
>>219627253... goats?
>>219627328Dumb schizo
>>219608700Fuck Lea Seydoux
am i the only non-tranny on this fucking site or what?
>>219608700Let me guess, the whole plot is going to be "MEN DON'T KNOW HOW BAD WOMEN HAVE IT!" Since women think men have it easy.
>>219619165It baffles me how women are the most aesthetically pleasing of the two sexes, but their genitals are utterly revolting. I'll never get how dicks get used as an example of gross organs in shows and movies but pussies get a free pass when they're fucking petri dishes of bacteria and other gross shit.
>>219632763anon this video is ai slop made by an incel. it's like a dick shooting smeg lasers
>>219633131Fucking gigacope, it's still true even if the amount is exaggerated
>>219633196>it's still true even if the amount is exaggeratedyes and it was stupidly so
>>219633131>>219633345Exaggerated or not, it's still fucking disgusting anon.
>>219608700This shit should only be found in the dark corners of the internet as a fetish. Besides, it's probably gonna be some bullshit about toxic masculinity or how much better women are.
>>219633609It's weird and frustrating how women get the vast, overwhelming majority of sympathy and yet they demand even more, while scoffing at any male problems.I'm always reminded of that smug feminist who disguised herself as a man to "prove" men have it easy, only to realize it's a lot worse as a guy, have no woman believe her and then eventually killed herself. It sums up everything.
