10%? Blimey! That’s quite a lot, isn’t it?
>>219609433Has David Mitchell been knighted yet? He bloody well should be
why do they have mustard behind the counter in the UK
>>219609543So they don't steal it
>>219609433>appears on last one laughing>laughs multiple times acting out his skits>never gets carded for it>wins
>>219609472Why? For writing a mediocre sketch comedy show? For starring in one actually memorable show that he wrote almost nothing of? For being a panelist on UK panel shows?They give away knighthoods for fucking anything apparently.
>>219609606Sir Elton John, Lord of Gay
>>219609865Elton wrote "Candle in the Wind" or whatever it was called, idk if he had his knighthood prior to that but that song alone would've earned him a spot on the year's honors list.Mitchell has uhhhh....that show he pretended to be Shakespeare in and the actress who played Theon's sister in Game of Thrones is in and she teaches him as Shakespeare why all his old plays are offensive.
>>219609543based
>>219609543it's the non-continental way, isn't it?
>>219609543it's too spicy to just be out in the open with other products
>>219609606yeah cause knighthoods have such a high bar
>>219610143That song was just his old hit Goodbye Norma Jeane with new lyrics.
>>219609543it's on a shelf next to the tiny counter
>>219609865As much as I like David Mitchell's stuff, he's not internationally renowned like Elton John. David Mitchell isn't THAT famous outside UK. Sure, the casual internet poster might know about some of the memes his works have spawned like 'are we the baddies', but at the end of day, it's not like his works have a particularly large footprint.
>>219613724what the fuck does that have to do with anything? do you think only global superstars are getting knighted? try looking at the lists
>>219609433I think I shall buy two of these, to quench my thirst on this perishingly hot day.
>>219613693clearly behind the register table next to cigarettes
>>219613959you're drunk
>>219609543cause it's a corner shop stocked by just some guy, not the walmart corporation
>>219609543This man indulges in sticky poo sex
Life is hard and I teetotal. I don’t know how y’all can fit alcohol into your lives. I have to play my life perfectly as-is and even then it’s very close.
>>219609433Alcoholics are the worst
>>219613724>internationally renowned celebrity, Sir Jimmy Saville
>>219609433To be fair, imagine it's saturday afternoon. You pick up few ice cold tall cans, a pack of cigs, and some snacks like pepperoni sticks. Then you find just the right park bench that no one ever goes to and you're in for a mother jumping kino afternoon. By the time you're done it's a little past 6 and it's time to pick up a bottle of the hard stuff and head home for comfy evening of watching kinos and blacking out. What more could one want for?
>>219616817If you drink booze while not inside of a bar or while being on property that you own, you get thrown in jail.Drinking in a public place is a felony.
on the slate?
>>219615958it's not a real store
>>219616975Well yeah it doesn't work outside of a 1st world country
>>219616237kek
