>SOBRIETY IS AWESOME>YEAH BUDDY
Whoa he never told me he got sober. what the heck
>dude did you know im sober? YEAH DUDE!
>>219609715Honestly glad to see him being happy and healthy
>>219609715Didn't he go full chud recently?
>DUDE STUFFING CARROTS UP YOUR ASS IS TOTALLY GNARLY BRO
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>>219609863No fucking shot he’s either of those 2 things
>>219609715Why is he always selling shit now?
>>219609715If he had a yellow post-it note with the word "TEETH" stuck to his chin, it would be more convincing than the veneers he currently has.
>>219609715This guy is the proof of how resilient the human body is
>>219609830they didn't tell you?
>>219609715Steve-O convinced me that sobriety isn't for everyone
>>219613841He had to quit. It was either that or death.
Why does it make lowlives seethe so much because someone managed to beat their addiction?
>>219609897Are you drunk? I’ve read your post three times and have no idea what you’re trying to say. Are you saying he’s one or the other? Neither?
>>219615671because hes one of those faggots who makes "being so sober bro" his whole personality but always is talking about how cool it used to be. but he's totally content with being sober now, because he said it
>>219615671he didn't beat his addiction. people who are always going on about their sobriety are either still using or will crack in a matter of time. the constant talk about it shows it'd always on your mind. he needs to make sobriety his personality to stay loyal to some concept but one misstep and it's back to using.if you truly beat your addiction you'd simply not give a fuck about drugs anymore.
>>219615671People don't like him because he's an annoying faggot who just sells stuff, smiles like a weird grandpa with dementia constantly, and thinks the word "butthole" is hilarious.
people who make their entire personalities about how they don't drink or do drugs are without exception insufferable assholes
>>219615742ESL moment.
>>219615899>>219615807>>219615850>>219615877Yeah unlike before when his entire personality was just being a drunk retard. So much better!
>>219615948he only sobered up cuz he wanted that pepsi money
>>219609715>"I love saying whatever gets me attention and money now that I'm too old and busted to be a retard on TV for attention and money!!"
>>219609715>KALE IS HARD CORE BRO
>>219609938if you're going to make them that fake looking you should at least make them look cool, like have them be transparent with fish swimming around inside or something
>>219609715>YEAH BUDDY>THAT'S HIS OWN HAIR
>>219615671Crab bucket mentality
>>219615934Yes, your post absolutely was.
>>219615671True, I saw him in 'Dancing With The Stars' and I thought :" Wow, this is shit, i hope he dies and everyone who knows him."
>>219615544No, it was either that or his dad was going to write him out of his will. That’s the real reason he sobered up.
>>219615850There are people who make sobriety a part of their personality it won’t ever use again. Depending on your age you may never have experienced a reformed smoker. Some people treat addiction like a religion and once you find god you have to evangelize to everyone around you.
>>219609715He looks like fake Inspector Gadget
>>219609871>panelist on kill tony>pretty funny black metalhead contestant comes on>baby steve-o need attention, tries to make him talk about jackass>zoomer black guy has no idea what jackass is, thinks hes getting roasted>btfo him without even noticing>steve-o visibly seethes for the rest of the interviewhttps://youtu.be/H_q0BZSkaoY?t=7000
what a fucking freak. cant stand him. Bam forever!
>>219615850>Steve-O, the Jackass star, has been very candid about his severe addiction to nitrous oxide (commonly referred to as "whippets" or "nangs") prior to his sobriety in 2008. He frequently described it as his drug of choice, often using massive quantities in conjunction with other substances like cocaine and ketamine.
>>219609715"HI, THIS IS STEVO, AND THIS IS, TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT SOBRIETY IS!"
>>219616315ESL moment.
Sobriety sucks ass and everyone knows it
>>219617180Life sucks. But reality, day to day, hurts less than liver failure, usually.
everybody knows drugs turn you gay
>>219609715I'm sober* as hell bro*lexapro, vyvanse, prozac, zoloft, wellbutrin
>>219616078He pretty much openly admits this. He also said that he takes negative comments super personally. At least he's not Bam.
4 days sober and I'm jonesing for a beer (or 4) real bad.How about making society tolerable, huh?
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>>219609938I think his teeth were literally rotting and it was either veneers or dentures.
>>219616315Did you seriously not understand it?
This guy has the personality of a woman
>>219617846Openly admitting you suck cock doesn't change anything: you still suck cock.
>>219615877>and thinks the word "butthole" is hilarious."butthole" is hilarious
>>219615671Literally nobody is seething at le sobriety you gigantic faggot. SteveO is annoying and a tryhard, what don't you get about that?https://youtu.be/3AUTJoCGCVo?t=35This is what SteveO is really shouting at people, nobody is buying it. >doth protest too much type dealsReaction formation is what jew doctors call it.
>satanic tattoos and a tattoo of him fucking a babyso wholesome chungus
>>219617976Holy shit, you just nailed it.
>>219617889get thee to the druk thread
>>219616143right just screams "i don't need it i don't need it i don't need it"
>>219615671He's a rich kid that only sobered up because he has money waiting for him. If he was born poor but the same kind of personality he would 100% be dead right now. He has contributed nothing but thinks he has had a big career.I also don't believe he is sober. I think he is "california sober". I think he is on SSRIs, and a combo of downers or uppers. Because I don't believe for one second people that shill sobriety like a lifestyle, they are ALWAYS compensating.He's a genuine faggot.
>>219609938why do rotten teeth havers seethe so much about veneers?
>>219617976>constant, overwhelming need for attention>low intelligence>born into comfort>acts "wild" as a career choice>makes money off his body>relies on his wealthy father>constantly embarrasses wealthy father>holier than thou>fake sober>no kidsu right.
>>219616143>KALEanon, that's broccoli
>>219620463thishes absolutely on pharmaceuticals that are legally prescribed to him, but he doesn't actually need YEAH DUDE!
>>219615742Are you obtuse? He said “no chance” to “either” option, which also means “neither”
>>219620464projecting
>>219609871>carrotsmogged
>>219609715Sobriety is pretty gay except when you swing from extremes, Steve-O is just a retard who could never regulate himself. He just had to be fucked up on the liquor and opiates and whatever dust he found on the gas station bathroom sink's rim he impulsively snorted to see if it could get him off, all the time every time because he was a fucking idiot, and it ruined his life and made him into a walking joke forever. There's nothing wrong with getting fucked up in your free time as long as you know when to stop which he did not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rafFvbCf4Y>I'm joined today by the great author Malcolm McClure
>>219615742brother, that post is plain english
>>219615877His hot sauce for your butthole (LMFAO WTF HAHA YEAH DUDE) is just some generic habanero sauce made in Mexico and you can pay them to slap your label on the batch.
>>219620463You're right on the money. These types are so fucking predictable.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwQn9k10ahY
It’s hilarious how much seethe a man doing well for himself can generate among those who are no longer his equals.
>>219609715I like alcohol and stick to alcohol whether occasionally excessive or notnot my fault this moron decided to go full GG Allin mode ingesting every fucking random thing he could making a spectacle of himself everywhere he went until he used whatever money he'd accrued to pay off his dealers
OP is Bam Margera.
>>219624605He was literally born into vast wealth. He was never among his peers. He slummed it just to be famous
>>219609715His crash out over his shitty merch not selling is so funny. He's obsessed with merch.
>>219624605>make a career out of putting carrots in your ass and other gay shit>find the Church of Sobriety and become an obnoxious faggot>"wow what an obnoxious faggot">"heh...steve-o still making em seethe"I guess so
i'm drinking a henry weston cider right now lads
guys like this either die young or survive and become the biggest faggots in the worldsteveo should have died after jackass 2
>>219625067>everyone disgusted by amy schumer's joke 15 years ago>now everyone wishes it was trueShe knew bros, it wasnt even a joke.
I literally scour youtube for videos about sobriety to see if they make a good case. none have yet
>>219625173Well not dealing with hangovers/withdrawals is nice. But yeah sobriety is mostly suffering
>>219625159Genuinely think dumb would have laughed at that. The pearl clutching from the guys who made careers out of being edgelords was sad
>>219625173the retarded likely-AI thumbnails are typically what put me off
>>219625226it's just fucking boring dude. I don't care if I get high or drunk once a month, or every day, I just need to know it's going to happen at some point. If I walked around knowing I'd never drink, smoke weed, take pills etc again I'd just end it. I've literally had periods where I was virtually sober for 2-3 years in my early 20s just by happenstance and nothing about my life or worldview improved in the slightest. Maybe for some people their addictions are genuinely preventing them from living life to the fullest. With me there was just nothing on the other end
>>219615671Scumbags love company. It's not enough they be ruining their life. They need other people headed to hell with them. If someone is doing good they resent them. I've seen it so many times in life.
>>219625290I mean if you're self medicating for mental disorders like anxiety sobriety really is hell but yeah you're mostly right
>>219609715>Throw Bam under the bus and steal his idea.>Suck dick in Hollywood.>Get too fucked up on drugs.>Do the gay sobriety song and dance.Didn't this nigger also audition for SNL? He is an ABSOLUTE subhuman, and people should hold him down and shit into his open mouth.Isn't he also trying to go trans with hormone treatments now? Just shoot him.Shoot him on sight.I don't think I could stand Tranny Human Wreck Steve-O, selling me mandatory child transitioning surgery, without suicide bombing into the biggest concentration of Yidds, wherever. Probably at a Coinstar.Mandatory Muslim immigrant camps in all of Long Island. Every single house must have 10 jihadi families, NOW.
>>219625290its mostly not 'boredom' boredom is a vague term. many people enjoy boredom in factits silence-induced bad thoughts most alcos/addicts are trying to escape
>>219625345>Isn't he also trying to go trans with hormone treatments now?iirc he had an idea for le epic prank in his sobriety haze to get fake tits installed but troons had a melt down and everyone else called him fucking retarded so I think he backed down. That was a few years ago and probably would have killed himself at this point if he went through with it
>>219625384It is more than boredom. I have a fundamental unease with the state of existence itself. I've never seen any "sober" material on this beyond Buddhist stuff. I've even gone deep into meditation. At one point seriously considering becoming a monk and was meditating like 4-6 hours a day. Something about life just cuts at me, that doesn't seem to cut at other people. It's like other people live their entire life where I can only get after 3 or 4 beers
>>219624605He’s a nepobabby
>>219625428Me too brother. Me too
>>219617889Get on naltrexone
>>219625456I took it via injections for a year and it didnt stop cravings or make drinking any more unpleasant than usual
32 and don't see myself making 40. or whenever my Mum dies I will lose all will to keep myself together
>>219625428if '3-4 beers' satisfies you then then you don't have much to be worried about addiction-wiseif the rest is true then just basically 'get over yourself'
>>219609715Reminder that this faggots dad is literally the ceo of pepsi, leaving him free to be a complete fucking loser all his life with zero consequence before becoming sober and holier than thouBased Bam is the true working class mans hero
>>219625631no-one cares about or wants 'organic' public figures anymore they just get sucked into the same degenerate vacuum eitherway
>>219609715You can thank maximizing PepsiCo shareholder value for this retard.
>>219625583You say that but before you know it you'll be 35 and still miserably carrying on. I always told myself I would end it at 27. I'm 32 now. I put the gun in my mouth and couldn't pull the trigger. You'll see. Its extremely difficult to beat the primal directive to survive
>>219625631Bam was based for a second but he's on fucking fishtank now thats some really scummy shit
>>219626611shit, i was gonna kill myself at age 25. i'm gonna be 35 this month. life is still gay, you just get better at coping i suppose.
>>219626654The older I get the worse my disorders have become actually. But my drug and alcohol use has still remained high. My brain is probably swiss cheese
>>219617889Lol why are you trying to make society tolerable? It won't happen. Is this really what people with substance addiction think? You have to let go of that and just think how you can make yourself better
>>219625631>working class manDUDE GET IN THE LAMBO, WE'RE GUNNA DRIVE THROUGH MY MOM'S 30 ACRE BACK YARD INTO THEIR POND
>>219609715He looks sort of like that yugioh meme which is kind of based desu
>>219624605>get a tattoo done of a man raping a baby and proud of ithe should be attacked physically he's such a fucking faggot.
>>219627115At least bam is self made in a sense. yeah his parents were upper middle class but he could've done steveo shit and just been a junkie loser. his skateboarding skills elevated him and made him who he is (or was). apparently he never even drank alcohol until he was 22 or 23 years old
steve o seems so invested in this "nice guy steve o sober personality" that it makes him insufferable.Strikes me as a massive covert narcissist who is primarily concerned about his image. and previously it was being the "craziest guy ever" that he got high on until it hit the skids
>>219627719>covertbruh
isn't his story a typical mormon-esque 'you've nowhere else to turn to' tactic retarded murican megachurch cult shit
>>219626633Why is he doing it? Is he that hard up for money? Is he trying to get back into showbiz?
>>219609715Its an interesting situation. The entire system is supporting him despite being largely rejected by the audience. Its like he made a deal to sell his soul and the devil is trying his best to keep his side of the bargain but can only do so much because nobody likes him.
>>219627990Steve O came to my small city in Australia to play some local town hall. On the way to work next morning I saw him and his crew leaving a budget motel at 7 in the morning. why are they doing this shit?
>>219625307in what way do you think selling your soul after a lifetime of drug use "doing good".I swear addicts are the dumbest people on earth, the way you lionize your own faggoty struggles.
>>219628154his deal involves not being dead, not being liked. He sold his soul so he could continue receiving attention until he's dead. Like Feldman. He just wants an audience he can sell products to.
>>219629760I'm not saying you're wrong, on the contrary actually. But why does he get so upset that people hate on him? Is going on Joe Rogan and whining about negative feedback part of the act?
>>219615671I don't know, anon. it seems most unhappy people only feel a semblance of happiness if they're able to spread and propagate their own misery. It's easier to do that than to fix the very real problems in their own lives. I could be totally wrong. I'm happy I am sober now. 2 years at the end of this week. Alcoholism is really tough
>>219616143But that's broccoli thoughever?
>>219617889It gets easier anon. The boredom, however, doesnt go away. Gotta find hobbies to distract you when not working/sleeping. For me its books and video games. >t. 15 months no booze (i was a alchie faggot)
>>219617889Over time you'll start to realize that you can still do the same shit without booze. Sobriety kinda sucks at first, life feels fucking boring. But as time goes on, it gets better. Just gotta be patient. I got 466 days today. You got this shit man.
>>2196178892+ years off the heroine etc, 3 weeks off the booze, wgmi bros
>>219631192Are you me? The fuck?
>>219620583>>219631124what are you, fucking rabbits? it's all green shit
>>219617889Life isn't going to be fantastic all the time, try to notice small positive things in your day.Even if it's just the weather or a decent meal, it helped me be overall content with my life.Never went to some self-help group stuff but the AA thought of "staying sober just for today" helps for the really shitty days.t. sober for over 9 years now
>>219609715>I SHOULD DESTROY MYSELF TO PLEASE THE WRONGDOERSAtheists can't reason.
>>219609715Not a true earthrocker.
>>219609715Nobody can convince me him and Jay Mewes aren't secretly the same person
>>219626697yea lol my shit's all fucked up. i think i'm borderline schizophrenic now. not even in a meme sense
>>219609715I need to get sober but I keep plunging further into hopelessness.
>>219625290Yeah, I spent maybe 10 years being a responsible, hard working etc. Decent job, lived in a really nice area with a high quality of life, had a little upper mid class very pretty gf, cool friends, etc., and got wasted/high maybe 5-10 times a year. I'd much rather just have the decent or high paying job and be able to get fucked up regularly rather than doing the sober/healthy life mature lifestyle. But it's too bad for your health of course. Woe is me.
grok what's that tattoo that steve o gotgrok who's steve o's fathergrok what's that picture with steve o and baphomet
Yeah it's pretty great compared to being an addict
>>219616605 you lied anon, jackass wasnt mention at all, the stand up cuya just didnt play along with his enema bit.
>>219625428>It's like other people live their entire life where I can only get after 3 or 4 beersMost people definitely DON'T feel that excited or relaxed about life, but I understand what you mean, how it seems like that from the outside. I've talked to a few very functional "normies" who admitted they definitely don't feel great much of the time.
>>219620464t. Has big retarded Mask teeth
>>219609715I'll always remember him and Pontius appearing on WWE high as fuck and getting the shit beaten out of them by Umaga
>>219609715>satanist can't handle his liquourhuh
I'm a month off of amphetamines and doing cold plunges for dopamine but I can't seem to beat the ADHD procrastination despite my sobriety.
god i miss drinking and drugs every single daywhat a life
>>219617662everyone is on meds retard
>>219615948He's the kind of man that would watch you chug an entire bottle of wine once and try to force you into an intervention.
>>219625290spoken like a true addict
>>219609715How did Steve O become a worse person after getting sober?
>>219640840Eh he's right man sobriety isn't some magical "You're a good person now" badge. It's one less liability in a world of them, but that's basically the extent of the benefits. Fuck in my life the traumatic shit happened while sober.
>>219625307>>219630742Steve-O is an insufferable faggot that's addicted to sobriety.
What makes people seethe so much about him not being a junkie anymore?
>>219615671I really don't think people care about his addictions. I think they are just tired of nepo babies getting a free ride.
>>219623048ryan "well" dunn
>>219618108that clip honestly seems like it's seething about le sobriety
>>219609715Somehow he became even more obnoxious sober
Same fucking threads every fucking day, god fucking damnit.
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