Have you ever gone to the kinoplex alone?
no, i'm not an incel
Yes, im an alcoholic
I retired early and I wont sit around all day and wait for other people to have time. So yes, I often do things I enjoy by myself
my power went out once so I bought a ticket to something and then decided to walk into a kevin hart comedy instead. it was a mistake.
>>219621858I haven't gone with someone to a movie theater in a decade. Only alone
>>219621858Yes. I don't understand why this is the strange behavior and not the default. Do you need your friend to cheer loudly next to you or something during the climax?
>>219621858taking the picture is one thing, accidentally leaving the flash on is another.But why upload it to reddit?What could he have gained by doing that?
>>219621858No
>>219622197Karma, dood.
Past like 25 years old, only the most bitch-made "men" are scared to do things alone. Imagine being a grown ass man and needing your hand held 24/7 to go and do things you want to do, lmao
>>219622197i assume the person thought it was funny and wanted to get updoots and awards. or the whole story is fake and that is OP's friend
>>219622197whats wrong with that?
I go alone all the time dressed as han solo with a crudely green-painted sweeping brush lightsaber loudly misquoting star wars tourettes-style at any movie regardless of the genre at least I did until they finally got sick of my shit and barred me for life
>>219621858yes and then I remembered that I hate going to the movies
>>219622270Just go to another one there's amc's like every 5 miles
>>219621858I've always wondered what movie was about to play with that pic.>>219622203dude looks rural russian
>>219622221Kek you're that sad man sitting alone
>>219621858I have been to a cinema maybe twice in my life. Nobody to go with and I feel better watching movies at home.
I would go alone but am afraid of this picture. One of you fuckers would do this to me.
Yeah, but I haven't seen a movie in the theater since last summer.
>>219622203You can tell this deformed retarded looking goblin is just terrible to even be near because he insists on checking his TikTok and recording a video during a movie. I would beat him to death with that Luigi action figure
>>219622333It's only funny because he's noticably uncomfortable. If he had his legs up, a big bucket of chicken and smiled for the camera, it would be kino
>>219622333I totally would
>>219622305triedthey're all working in conjunction and aware of my degeneracy
>>219622411Fucking kikes
>>219621858I go (alone) to the late morning/early noon showings during the week. It's quiet and cheap.What would you rather have: an empty complex with zero disturbances, or a busy screening full of loud niggers and teen girls using their phones?
>>219621858When I went to see Alien vs Predator at the theater, I remember stepping on a guy's foot that I had to get past. Looked just like him. He wasn't moving an inch to allow me past. He went "OWW OWWW!!" Stupid retard. I hate that man-child to this day.
>>219625160You owe him an apology
>>219621858I saw Scream 7 alone. The movie wasn’t good. I ran out of the theater when it ended.
I watched the 2nd Avengers movie alone at a theatre because it was inbetween my two shifts (one was set up the other was packdown) and I didn't want to go home and then come back and only get like 40 minutes of rest so I just walked across the road Bought a bunch of takeaway beforehand and just took my boots off and put my feet up and pigged out The theatre janny tried to get my attention from the side to tell me to put my feet down or to stop eating but I just ignored him and he fucked off guess he was too much of a pussy to tell me to stopI'm not a dick btw I get it but I literally the only dude in a giant ass theatre who cares if my fucking shoes are off and I'm eating garbage?
>>219622197a lot of people see 0 issue with uploading people online without their consent with the express reason of humiliating themi find it very odd
>>219621858yes, Avatar 3 in imax was the latest
I fucking hate getting a prime seat and some fucking faggot normie buys a seat next to me. Or God forbid its a fucking couple. I pull my vape out and blow it in their faces. I did that for all of Dune I was high as a kite and the cuck didn't say a word with his wife right next to him
>>219621858I go alone about half the time at least. My schedule is more flexible because I’m wealthy and sometimes it’s just nice to disappear for 90 minutes+. Sometimes I just prefer to get up and go and I have people squawking in my ear way too damn much so it’s nice to just be alone somewhere other than my house. It’s better than going to a bar alone.
>>219621858I've gone to the cinema alone a lot my whole life depending on the movie and whatnot. But now I haven't been with another person in six years and it's become rather depressing.
>>219621858I once got a sloppy blowjob from my then gf in an empty theatre
>>219622362You wouldnt do shit bitch ass nigga
>>219626787then they stood up and instead of walking out like the defeated faggot normies they were, they started clapping. also i’m trans if it matters.
>>219621858I went to see Avatar 3 alone in iMax 70mm at a 10:30pm showing (so it really started at 11pm after all the ads) most of the people in the theatre were single attendees so I didn’t feel weird. But that’s the only time I went.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to get someone to go with a 30 year old single male to a movie theater in 2026?
>>219621858You better hope I don't.
>>219621858I almost always go alone
No, I don’t really want to do anything outside alone. And people have this idea that the reason I don’t want to do is because people will be staring at me, so they tell me “anon just do it no one is paying attention to you they aren’t going to laugh at you”. It’s not about people seeing me alone. It’s about being fully cognizant how I’m one of the few people in some environment alone while everyone else is with their friends, family, kids, spouse, etc. while I’m the pathetic loser creep who has to be out there alone because I have no one in my life. It just reminds me of how much of a socially isolated rejected pathetic loser I am.
>>219621858If it's a movie im excited for ill go alone. Otherwise ill see a horror movie with my friends and his gf because they a horror whores and see literally every single horror movie that comes out despite them almost all being shit.
>>219626936You think I'm joking but I really do not give a fuck when it comes to getting the max pleasure for my money. And normies are not part of the pleasure equation.
>>219627023fr unless you have a significant other ain’t nobody going to the theatres with you to see anything that isn’t some cultural tentpole movie
>>219621858I was just there a couple days ago, they were showing Airplane.
>>219621962>ay dis yte boy all by himself
>>219628022Do blacks even fuck with Kevin Hart? I've only ever seen them call each other by his name as an insult for being short
>>219622170It seems normal now because human social norms got completely nuked and restructured in the last 15 years or so (and continues to be). It's a completely different world now to when the stereotype was in effect. Movies used to be something to do with friends or your girl on the weekend because people wanted social activities. Only friendless nerds used to be into movies enough to actually see one by themselves outside of a social context, hence the old stereotype about going to the movies alone. If you didn't have a friend to go with you, you'd just do something else that involved other people. Because people didn't have 24/7 "social" interaction in their pockets. People needed to see and talk to each other, and if they couldn't, they'd be talk on the phone for hours.
>>219621858I do this all the time and no one cares, there are always other people watching by themselves. It's comfy. I'm not in Burgerland though.
You're locked up in a dark, loud hall where you're not allowed to talk and are expected to look away from the other people, what good are friends there?
>>219628283>I'm not in Burgerland though.This is the key. There's something seriously wrong with materialist americans where they have to film and humillate people nonstop so everyone can get updoots, tiktok hits and facebook likes that amounts to nothing.
>>219628362It would be just one part of a night out. After the movie you'd go out and talk about the film and feel the vibes. Even if it was a shit movie you'd bond over making fun of it. Of course you can just do that online now so this behavior is obsolete. Posting online is much easier and cheaper than going out with friends so way fewer young people do that now.
I hate the modern world so muchThis guy should have been a warrior or farmer or something with a big family pretty much anytime before the past 100 years but in the modern world, where this guy probably did everything “right” and obeyed mommy’s every command he’s turned into a soft man child unable to grow up not enjoy childish pursuits anymore
>>219628482Ate you in the right thread?
I had an AMC Stubs account for awhile and went every Friday night right after I got out of work at 11:30PM. Many nights I would have the entire theater to myself. It is inside of a mall, but they had the rest of the place gated off. It made me feel like I was back in the 80's even though most of the movies I saw were complete shit.
>>219628452Right. When I'd go see movies with my friends back forever ago, we'd all just fuck off when it was over. Nobody usually had anything to say beyond "wow that was shit"
>>219621858I watched Inland Empire alone on a beautiful summer day. I was the only person.
>>219621858Haven't gone to a movie in a while, but I only go alone unless I'm taking little kids to see some kid slop.
>he still goes to the movies instead of owning his own kinoplex at home.
>>219628841You call that a mancave? THIS is a mancave
>>219628841cries in tiny apartment :(
>>219628875just buy a bigger one? lmao
I'm thinking of seeing Project Hail Mary tonight. Alone.
>>219628938Just torrent it
>>219628841>>219628861These are just built for social media attention and not actually used for their implied purpose when cameras aren't rolling, right?
>>219629280Probably gets used but the novelty wears off after the 3rd viewing
nah last time I went to the kinoplex was 2009. 2009 also happens to be the last year I had any kind of contact with school friends, I've been riding solo since then.
>>219629255Isn't it worth seeing Goose on the big screen?
>>219629312I know at least 5 guys who have turned their basements into variations of this >>219628841You really think it's that rare? Lots of men with big houses, expendable income and who want their own little space to get away from their wife from time to time
>>219629396I don't think its rare I just bet the novelty wears off fast. No home theater matches the feeling of going to a kinoplex
What's even the point of going to the movies with someone
>>219629360If you really want to I guess. He's just bogged now and has been taking shitty roles imo, so I don't have much faith in the hype for it
>>219628875what's stopping you from cramming your tiny apartment with tacky LED lit crap, anon? it's never been easier to have the same interior design taste as a literal preteen.
>>219629485Simply not being alone and having someone to chat with. If thats not a necessity to you thats perfectly fine
>>219629506You can deck out an apartment but the cops will still get called every time you make noise
>>219629541That sounds really dumb
>>219621858yeah don’t really understand why it’s so bad. the people who usually make fun of people like in your photo are usually brain-rotted closeted people and fat bitches with awful tattoos. if a crowd of people or the cashier is giving you shit, be annoying and pay with one of the hundred dollar bills in your wallet and watch their cockiness dissipate
>>219629630It certainly can be when the kino is actually engaging and you want to fully immerse
>>219629541Why would you pick a spot where you're expected to be quiet as to not annoy and inconvience everybody around you, to chat with your friend?
>>219630017Because the majority of humans are overwhelmingly social creatures who literally cannot help but spout every thought that occurs in their brain
>>219621858Yeah it's a 15 minute bus ride so I can get ripped before I go.
i go to the theater alone every month. watching movies is my hobby
>>219627242Very impressive. Super cool.
>>219630253You can have my autograph for $50
>>219628237>Movies used to be something to do with friends or your girl on the weekendThat was something that started to happening in the late 70's when cinema theatres started to change their models to compete with the TV. Before the TV room became the cornerstone of people's live, movies was a solo activity that you could do in your time if you wanted some form of entertainment.
>>219628237>If you didn't have a friend to go with you, you'd just do something else that involved other peopleIf you're a teenager and need your hand held all the time and all your friends have the exact same loose schedule as you, sure. But most grown men don't sit around all day and wait for their friends busy shedules to open up before they go out and do things they enjoy. Imagine sitting on the beach and watching some dude in a kayak out there. If "omg, he must be so lonely" even crosses your mind when you see that, you are just projecting your extreme insecurities onto him and you need to grow the fuck up.
>>219621858Maybe once? But I can't think of why I would have gone alone.
>>219621858Yeah, once. I saw The Dark Knight Rises.I was in my military uniform as I was traveling between bases and had some time to catch a movie before my bus. So obviously no one cared.
>>219621858Yes the last time I went to a movie I was able to select my seats. I picked a seat in back on the left, the last seat against the wall. I was the only one in the theater and just as the lights fade a couple comes in and sits right next to me. Fucking normies
>>219622203Dysgenic as fuck
>>219633016the kinoplex wagie who selected their seats for them was definitely trolling you
>>219628841>>219628861>Here's that safe space for alpha males inside a woman's house I was telling you about
>>219621858>accidentally drop wallet near the entrance>movie is about to begin, dead silence>guy who found my wallet yells my full name for the entire room>t-thanks
>>219634831did you have to do the incel walk down there to pick it up?
>>219622203>skittles in the popcorn
>>219634902No, I just raised my had and he Chad walked towards me with my wallet.
>>219622203His chewing is disgusting looking.
>>219622203Yeah, I'm on the side of Iran after watching this
>>219621858nah i think its fine to do so but imagining myself doing it is weird. unless its a movie im super hyped about i wouldnt do it. just wait to pirate it and watch at home. i think i'd feel lonely if i went by myself
>>219626890Agreed.
>>219635537Iran doesn't even hate American citizens. They only hate our zionist occupied government. The ayatollah has explicitly said this publicly.
>>219626865You know the theater has cameras, right?
>>219628841This guy's a retard. Three of the five recliners don't face the TV.
>>219628875Make more money and save for a house.
>>219636130Not in the viewing auditoriums
>>219622203He looks like Tsimfuckis keeek does he have some form of progeria
>>219621858i used to go with friends as a teen and 20-something but the older i got the less friends i had as i got more anti-social and liked preferred being alone more, but i also kinda stopped going to movies after around 2018 because nothing that comes out is worth seeing in the theaters anymore
