>we have quicksilver at home
That was atrocious
>>219623097Any webm requests?
>>219623097They must have thought they will pull a kino shot but probably gave up after realizing it will eat into lot of the the budget
>>219625443bump
>>219625443>>219625863maybe one showing how bogged Starlight looks?
i saw it came up on my plex. how bad is the new season?
>>219623097Speedsters are so coolToo bad they're too OP so they're rarely written well
>>219625443post A-Train death
It's so obvious Ashley can't read minds. Her actual power must be something grotesque and/or embarrasing.
>>219623097>does all that>suddenly becomes conveniently slow once its time for Homelander to remove his plot armor
>>219625927The file I have is making the webm stutter a lot on my potato, so this is the best I could do
>>219625976Imo its better than last season so far
>>219626009>they're rarely written wellThey're an inherently retarded concept >What about all the friction and all the other problems with a guy going this fast?>... Speed force, it just does everything Wow, so well written
>>219626099
>>219623097LMAO. This is on of the most well funded production studios by the way
>>219628157>>219627981why is it so stretched?
The cat chick was hot. Glad she didn't die.
>>219628271Unironically wish she had
>>219623097I can appreciate them giving him a theoretically kino moment, even if it didn't look great, but suddenly he moves faster than light? He never moved that fast.
>>2196259762/10
>>219628995Especially retarded that he wastes time to stop and look at butcher and then gets hit by the laser beams because of it
>>219628263I messed up in the configurations
And then homelander keeps pace with him. Yet when he lasers butcher, in clear sight. somehow butcher vanishes and homelander doesnt notice. Can see through walls to find molotovs. cant see people.. Why not use superspeed to instakill everything rather than losing focus and going on some bullshit sidequest. OH yeah, remember when he saved butched from granade? Now he gets surprised by flashbang, cant close his eyes, and it takes him two business days to recover.. Its a total fucking mess and im only one episode in.
>>219626009>>219628064Jokes on you. I've written a speedster that doesn't need stupid plots or reasons why he can't just solve the problem immediately . Yes, i've never seen it used in comics. Yes, he can still go relativistic speeds. Yes, I am not sharing it
>>219623097So what are the rules of magic super speed? He moves the cops fist into his face, except the fist stops completely when he lets go, so why did it move again in real time? He also pushed two cops' arms so that they point their guns in different directions, but somehow that didn't cause them to whip their arms back? If him moving the fist with his finger generated enough force to make the cop punch himself out, why didn't he break his finger in the first place? Does super speed also make you completely impervious to any forces? And how come moving the bullets sideways didn't actually alter their trajectory? They just went forward all the same, just from a different starting point, instead of going in the direction he pushed them towards.
>>219628995'Omelanda could move faster than explosions since season 1, the laser eyes aren't necessarily lightspeed
>>219630019the rules are>Fuck you, it's fun
kek
>>219623097I think Kripke said Amazon doesn't give them enough budget to make big CGI stuff, which is kinda weird since it's like their biggest show. The rock dude was cool tho
>>219630386if they're actually lasers, they're lightspeed. plus explosions and light aren't even remotely comparable.
>>219631584>Amazon doesn't give them enough budget to make big CGI stuff, which is kinda weird since it's like their biggest showI think Amazon Studious unironically spent the entire fucking studio budget for the next 5 years on OH LAWD DEM RANGS. The gamble didn't pay off, so now they are forced to produce the rest of the contractually obligated slop for peanuts
>>219626009Yeah, like if he's so fast and perceives time so slowly that everyone else is basically standing still to him, and even Homelander's laser beams are moving super slowly, than how does he have trouble outrunning Homelander in the first place, much less have trouble avoiding some bitch that just walked out in the middle of the road?
>>219630019You could say this about any superpower, how do you avoid breaking the ground when you use super strength to lift something really heavy? How do you avoid the object breaking under it's own weight?
>>219626009DC basically nailed it by just hand waving all that bullshit away, and just saying "it's Speedforce, bro. Simple as"
evil cannot create
>>219631873>>219630386>>219628995it's "heat vision"
>>219623097This shit is so gay and the "people" who watch it are goycattle.
The made noir black so he could curbstop the evil white hometrumper
>>219623097I haven't seen much past S2: has he ever been like this before or did they just pull it out of their ass for this episode? My understanding was he could just run really fast, not that the world moved slow around him. Comics A-Train never did anything like this.
>>219635681It only appears that way to him and only him.
>>219635681When moving really fast, everything else that's slower looks slow motion. When going 160 mph, even cars going 100mph look like their driving in a 15 mph limit neighborhood.
>>219635681Technically every superspeed guy would have to be able to perceive the world in slow motion to function, otherwise they would constantly trip or run into walls.
>>219635681oh I just remembered the thing he did with popclaw in S1, nevermind
>>219635898the show implies his reaction speed is heightened and can outrun homelander's lasers, but in the chase afterwards he's barely dodging them and couldn't see the woman until the last moment. it's inconsistent.
>>219629629Kino
>>219636447Writer would probably say he was scared and it clouded his perception or some bs. But it's really just dumb
>>219629629let me guess: he need to take an explosive diarrhea shit every time he has a problem to solve
>>219628064How do characters fly?I've never seen it explained
>>219623097I was fully expecting there to be a Justice League Superman catching Flash off guard when he can see him through his super speed moment with Homelander.
>>219633816>wrinkles nose>rawrlook mom I'm acting!
>>219637055she got that :3 in her
>>219636911Their muscles create an electro magnetic aura or bubble invisible to the naked eye that tells gravity to fuck off
Kimiko's cute ass
>>219625443Kimiko's ass
So is soldierboy a zombie now?
I’m glad they gave A Train a redemption arc, sure he murdered his girlfriend and laughed about killing hughies girlfriend, and tried to kill hughies dad and him. But he’s black, it isn’t his faultThe deep though? He heckin coerced a blowjob from starlight, that’s irredeemable
>>219637222rape is worse than murder
>>219623097I haven´t watched this in a while but i do wonder why is *not* captain falcon saving the sperg? I thought they were already even for the girlfriend thing. Are supes defying Homelander or something now?
>>219623097people still watch this slop?
>>219633816>>219637055>Christopher, my son. If they ever were to adapt my beloved Silmarillion, see to it that they capture the radiance and beauty of Galadriel. Make sure to portray her radiant gold-silver locks, and her tall amazonian features. A true elven beauty!
>>219623097Wasnt this shit a le deconstruction of capeshit?
>>219636911Through application of the Faustian spirit to defy kikestein's theory of gravity
>>219637331In order to deconstruct you must first know the parts that make up the whole. If I took a hammer to the Mona Lisa I haven't deconstructed it.
>>219637331That was only the first season. Then the exec got triggered by a Twitter post and it became "le destruction of the rightwing chudsters"
>>219623097Fast Blackman RIP
>>219626441Retard. The Goys is a shit show now but A-Train's nerf was narratively consistent. His heart was giving out since season 3, then when he saves Hughie he catches a laser across the shoulder. His goggles help him to sprint unimpeded, he loses them when he dodges the girl in the road and comes full circle with his arc. He only trips from his injury + no goggles after the fact.
>>219631584Why did she just stand in the middle of the room?
>>219638038>Why did she just stand in the middle of the room?It's what women do when they see someone tugging it. Just look at the Louis C.K situation; they all either stayed in the room or stayed on the phone while he was jerking.
>>219631584>Fat guy does nothing but sit and jerk off all day until he literally can't move and lives surrounded by piles of his own semenThis is the most lefty show that has ever existed
>>219631524So the virus probably isn't enough to kill Homelander then.Which means they'll have to send someone in to take him out while he is weak from the virus's effects.I'm guessing Kimiko will have to go in and sacrifice herself, with her healing factor fighting the effects long enough to deliver the killing blow.
>>219628271>Make the 3 men die a brutal gory death>Rock guy literally did nothing wrong>Dont kill the cat girl even though she also tried to killed them>Actually go out of the way to save the poojeeta because ???Why is this show so misandrist?
If he was this fucking fast how were any of the boys alive past season 1 since homelander is faster?
>>219638914Actress said so herself she wants to be one to kill him. But it would need to be Butcher as always. Then its' basically Butcher Vs the rest of the boys. Hughie will kill him and Butcher will come back to his senses.
>>219637222She sucked all their dicks in the comics but in the show the black guy said no. kek
>>219632566if hes so fast, why'd he just let himself be cornered and grabbed
>>219640698He swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a woman in the middle of the street (like he did in the first episode) which caused him to trip and fall.
>>219640845A human on the road is tiny when theres so much space around them. At his speed she would just be a static pole in the middle of the road which he would easily avoid.
>>219640941The scene sets it up that he was nervously looking over his shoulder to look for Homelander, and only just noticed her at the last moment.
>>219628064>>219626009
>>219634912>>219634129
they did love sausage dirty. in the comics he's a bro
>>219623097How the fuck is A-Train doing that when passing within inches of a woman in the first episode turned her into a meat milkshake? He wasn't even going as fast as he is in this clip.
>>219641591Meanwhile
>>219641695Been out of the loop for a while. How did Catwoman get superpowers?
>>219637328well... it's ON amazon... so it's not like they completely ignored his wishes
>>219627981>>219628157Now try with the right aspect ratio.
>>219641694He ran through her in the first episode, I guessing that in the logic of the show as long as he doesn't impact aggressively people won't die. The grenade pulling doesn't make sense though he should have just punched his fist through his ribcage or something.
Where's Queen Maeve?
>>219642146Alive, powerless, actress left the show because the actor is just Homelander IRL lol.
>>219641748She didn't, that's the joke
>>219641748she has a vagina. That's it. She's biologically female, therefore she has to always be the fastest, strongest, smartest character on the page, at all times.
>>219641748No superpowers, and its from about 10 years ago. IIRC Poison Ivy was mind controlling a bunch of the superheroes. But her mind control fucked with their powers so they were kind of gimped. Basically she sees them coming and hits them as they each come at the two of them. Also the previous page is even more hilarious. Mind controlled Superman is listening so intently to Batman and Catwoman whispering to each other that Batman whistles really loudly and the pain is so great it knocks him out
>>219642192>the actor is just Homelander IRLQRD?
>>219637179that was a body double
>>219640195because it's Amazon wokeslop. Also only two men died actually
>>219642192>actor is just Homelander IRLBased
>>219642428Are you the autist that keeps on saying this? Why the fuck would they film her taking a bra off and be half nude and then switch in a body double for her ass?
>>219642375Its bullshit. There were rumors that she was feuding with the actor who plays Homelander. It was just reddit fags trying to start shit. The writers basically just gave her a happy ending because they didn't want lesbians mad about killing the character off
new memes dropping
>>219642428prove it
>>219623097in both of these clips, how come sometimes they're zooming around and sometimes they're kinda moving in slomo? i thought the whole point of the "everything is frozen" effect was that they were already moving so much faster than everything else, that the world feels frozen by comparison. having them also zoom around in this state sometimes doesn't make any sense
>>219638125What about fat masturbators is left wing
>>219642428Literal whores who crave attention and post nude pics for free on social media would never be paid to be nude
>>219628064A speedster that almost dies from chafing would be terrible
>>219645055They're just moving faster than the camera. Not that complicated unless your a midwit
>>219645472fukuhara posts nude pics for free online? wtf link them
>>219643767>teh inter webliterally one of us.
>>219627981What was the point of making their relationship so shitty and strained? They barely like each other and Hughie is a spineless cuck. Makes an innocent statement, bitchlight gets mad, Hugh apologises when she's the one being unreasonable. And this has been their entire relationship the past two seasons. What's the fucking point???
>>219640471In the comics it was Homelander, Noir and A-Train. Deep was nowhere to be found. But they raceswapped A-Train so they couldnt have him be "that" evil.
i had a good laugh when i saw the pod cast with black noir
>>219636911Just depends on the super desu. You know Thanagarians fly mechanically (obviously). Wonder Woman is magic (she can glide on wind like whichever other god). Superman releases bio-electric radiation that allows him to defy gravity. Lanterns - propulsive energy output. Martians shift their mass through air. Magneto manipulates the earth's electro-magneric waves, etc. Just depends on what their powers are.
>>219623097That's funny.>>219637331I think it's a parody.
>>219642291Is WW saying Harley can somehow break Batman's neck faster than Superman can get over there and do something about it? I hope not cause that's so retarded.
>>219623097
>>219623097AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>219646309That's exactly what she's saying. Harley basically takes out the entire trinity, 1vs3, and then escapes. It's from Heroes in Crisis which was a big DC event that revolved around the idea that sometimes super heroes need therapy too. It's absolutely the most retarded thing I've ever read, and I dropped it after the first few issues because its just that fucking retarded. Never touched a DC book since then
>>219625443No. You don’t need to subject yourself to this shit anymore brother
>>219625976>i saw it came up on my plex. how bad is the new season?It’s ok. The show has lost steam with each season, so now it’s running on fumes. It seems like everyone from the actors to the writers are phoning it in.
>rock guy did nothing wrongThey literally murdered a disabled guy, how low can starlighters go?
>>219647476I hope starblight gets the coof and becomes a zombie. Would be a visual improvement since at least it would make sense
It's like in the last season of Peacemaker where they made this fantastic other dimension where everything is paradise then said it was "evil"
A-Train had maybe the lamest death in the whole show. Zzzzzzzzzz
>>219648209I really liked some moments of Peacemaker season 2, but overall, it was far less than the sum of its parts. A real crock of shit that seemed to punish you for enjoying - not even liking, enjoying - the first season. Superman Legaysee was pisspiddle. Guardians 3 was entertaining, but since then, all utter shit. Great job, Gunn you fucking hack.
>>219623097what the fuck
>>219633816Where did that budget go exactly? Because I watched the first two episodes and it was the cheapest looking show I'd ever seen in my entire fucking life. 2005 tier CGI and horribly cheap looking costumes.
>>219641591damn that last paragraph does mean anything like at all
>>219623097Isn't this show satirical? Why are they just copying something without commenting on it?
What are our thoughts on Frenchie fellas?>has to spend s4 having gay sex>but gets to fuck kimikoworth it?>>219625443how about one of solider boy casually jogging after butcher (also jogging)
>>219652059
>>219652759
>Hughie: OK go ahead, kill me>Homelander: haha not yet!How many seasons does he need to kill some regular humans?
>>219646159>You know Thanagarians fly mechanically (obviously).WHA??the Hawk people have fake robotic bird wings? u r a crazy person
>>219648268100%Did the writers like him so much that they couldn't give him a gruesome/cool death? He should have died killing the dude during the Porngasm episode.
Embarrassing show for normie goycattle
>>219633816>>219637055
>>219637179Got any timestamp? Couldn't find a any scene that shows her ass well
>>219642021
>>219652782What are you using to make webms?
>>219654693HandBrakehttps://handbrake.fr/downloads.php
>>219623097They arent even trying at this point
>>219623097Why is Homelander so slow in this scene but can almost keep up with him later on?
did Days of Future Past ruin an entire generation of speedster scenes in films?
Why did they bother giving kimiko voice if they need to dub it. Could have just let her be mute
>>219656759Can you start running at 30 miles per hour when that is your top speed
I realized they were larping about being a 'satire' on american politics when they didn't mention israel once, kek fake demons
>>219632566Homelander can lift a plane, why did he struggle so much to break his neck. Imagine doing that face when trying to snap a toothpick
>>219623097This is South Park-tier, but way less funny. Why did they turn up the obnoxiousness even more?
>>219623097How come he can do this and then he's only as fast as Homelander only a minute later?
>>219641591The Flash must be the most inconsistent power level comic book character in existence.
probably the best thing i have to say about the episodes so far is that i wasn't that bored. but there's something hollow about the show, maybe because it feels like a season beyond its shelf life or maybe it's how progressively weirder starlight's face looksit feels thematically like another rehash of a previous season but with some depressing sense that the actors all look old and the writers are phoning it in because there isn't any meaningful characterisation or time for anything to breath. one my pet peeves is time skips and the start of this season is very egregious. it literally just starts 1 year in the future and the show is trying to go as fast as possible to undo the season 4 ending so they can get all the characters in the right place immediately to drag the show forwards towards the end>so what happened to kimiko?>well she's in the philippines now>should we explain why>nah she's just there now>ok how do we get her out of there>well butcher just shows up and then they leave and they are with starlight now>oh>so how do kimiko and butcher and starlight talk about the plan if frenchie isn't there>well kimiko talks now>oh how>well she just does>oh okit's all terribly jarring and i don't like iti'm not really sure what character arcs are left in the show to resolve. we are on course for most of the characters to just die because there's nothing else set up for them. so whatever i guess. at least each episode is crammed full of "hilarious" """parody""". i can't wait for another deep scene, take that manosphere podcast bro chuds
>>219623097> beam of light coming out of his eyes is moving slowly> but the diffuse light is travelling at normal light speed and the same wavelength
>>219642375Handsome white man who is not a simple, women are trained to hate theseJust like how every roastie hated Henry Cavill during the witcher showAlso probably didn't want to have sex with her
>>219643767How come this guy didn't want to play re5 Wesker? He LOOKS and ACTS like him
>>219631584I didn't watch Gen V, is that guy always like that? That's such a shit power>power shows itself>it makes you unable to move or even talkThat's just being a glorified paralyzed patient. What a grim existence.
>>219658851Even the normiefags in twitter noticed (((them)))
>>219659747he said he's too old for that role>>219659766no he only showed up in this episode but they showed a picture of him in his prime and he looked like a bodybuilder in that
>>219641690theres no way this dude would fit inside a russian tank
>>219642507>he doesn't know
>watching gay heeb quipshit on purposewhat compels you fags to do this?
>one scene he's faster than light and homelanded doesn't even notice his presence >next scene homelander has no problem keeping up with himThis show is trash
>>219660360yeah.most tankers are like 160cm. in western tanks you can fit decently up to like 190.
Sweet baby Jesus that was fucking atrocious>we need to do X because Y and let me explain my motivation in detail>oh you're trying to pick up the cues based on my acting? here's my entire thought process right now in case you missed something>here's a piece of clumsy political satire but let us repeat the same punchline a bazillion times just to make sure that it doesn't fly over your headI know it was bad in the past and truth be told it was never that kind of show, but this season is absolutely appalling so far. They must think their viewers are retarded. On second thought, maybe they're not wrong.
>>219660856right, so you'll stop watching it then?
>>219660893
>>219637415What was/were the post/s, if you're being serious?
>>219660893I'll still keep watching that garbage. Sunk cost and all.
>>219623097this season really isnt very good but im gonna keep watching since soldier boy is pretty funny.
>>219660938>>219660995
>>219653196I know the wings are Nth metal but I thought they worked mechanically. I just looked it up and saw that I'm wrong. My bad.
>>219660856Every show and movie is being written for people keeping the TV on as background noise. That’s why characters explain the plot and their motivations constantly. The writers don’t expect you to be paying attention.
>>219660917Just a bunch of people liking Homelander for being a fairly intelligent and ruthless bad guy in the first season.>"No! You're not supposed to like the guy I wrote to pretend he was Trump with superpowers! He is evil!"Dude, Homelander was pretty fucking clever in S1. Unstable, but clever. Kripke lost his shit, and doubled down on the Trump comparisons in S2, and even genderswapped a nazi character that appeared in two of the comics just so his Trump stand in could fall for her and fuck her. Instead, people liked Stormfront and were geeked up to see what sort of fuckshit the two would get into.Wrote in Soldier Boy for season 3, made him an amoral toxic masculinity character, and everyone loved him, while writing Homelander as a whiny bitch.People liked SB so much, that Kripke raged, took him completely out of S4, wrote Homelander as being incapable of anything without strong black yas kween, tripled down on his hatred for anything right wing, and wrote an ass eating simp as a typical example of right wingers.I think Kripke got spanked somewhere in S4 and told to tone that shit down if he wanted a S5. Maybe. We still have half a dozen episodes to go. He could still fuck it up.
>>219661100>people liked Stormfrontlol? that doesn't right.
>>219646599L O L. Ive seen other pages from Heroes in Crisis and it is indeed garbage writing. What a shitshow. Harley couldnt solo Batman much less the Trinity.
>>219661100>People liked SB so much, that Kripke raged, took him completely out of S4,Eh... you had me up until then.Kripke is giving Soldier Boy and Stormfront their own series. I doubt he hates those characters.
>>219623097Speedsterfags hate scenes like this because it’s chronokinesis, not super speed.They’re both mogged by Roger anyway.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku3oay6kfQ0
>>219661191NTA but you're missing the point. They're making a show off of these two because it'll make money, but it won't be "their" show, it'll be centered around a white SJW girl that talks like she time traveled from 2016 to whatever era SB is from and a token black dude that's also gayThat said I do wish I'm proven wrong
>>219661258The Boys would do this scene but completely played straight. And Kripke would think it’s amazing writing.
Man I hated how they killed Soldier Boy in episode 5, with him being torn into pieces while trying to kill Mr. Marathon's boyfriend because the virus does affect supes with V1 albeit very slowly
>>219661191That's what I said. The fan backlash at being denied more sweet sweet Jensen Ackles being a dick and fucking shit up, coupled with Kripke's unhinged blatant hatred of anything right wing had to have lead to a few meetings behind closed doors with Kripke and the money people that we, the general public, are not privy to.>Bring him back, knock that shit off, and we MAY give you a spin off series with SB and Liberty, so you can keep making money.Although, you can still see Kripke pulling his bullshit like with that Charlie Kirk looking guy. I didn't even like Charlie Kirk. But, he is a clear example of how the left thinks."I don't like what you say, so I'm going to kill you to make my gay furry boyfriend happy and then go brag on discord about it."
>>219661485you keep saying he was told to "knock that shit off" but from what I can tell, the show is still jewish garbage so I have no idea what you're talking about.
Is Soldier Boy still cool and does Starlight get naked?
>>219634231Superman's Super Strength includes a form of telekenisis that applies his strength throughout whatever he's holding in order to allow it to retain its structural integrity - it's why he can pick up falling planes/cars/trains/etc without them falling apartThe Speedforce is also what prevents speedsters (including Superman) from destroying everything whenever they move at super speeds, but what makes The Flash different is that he can actually consciously tap into it whereas Superman and others just get the passive "the universe won't explode because of your speedy shenanigans" subpower
>>219661485>>219661191It still boggles my mind as to how they've handled Soldier Boy
the boys is such a disgusting cringe show. the violence is just trashy. last night i tried to watch it again because it's being shilled on prime and i couldn't even make it past the recap
>>219641561>>219641591Those feats ain't shit
>>219623097Why was A-train so fast here, but Homelander was still in slowmo? Because they have superspeed-related powers, shouldn't both of them perceive time at the same rate? Can A-Train alter his perception of time and pause Homelander or does he always experience time in slow motion?Why, just why does every speedster power boil down to momentarily pausing time? Just make a character that pauses time then. It is so uncreative, confusing and overpowered.
>>219661923I'm happy enough to go with a "they have to turn their super speed on" approach otherwise Homelander especially would have gone absolutely batshit and tried to kill himself by flying into the sun or somethingIt still doesn't fix the problems such as>the show starts out with A-train killing Hughie's girlfriend by accident because he doesn't have enough time to react this one can be hand-waved by saying A-train was high on V at the timehowever there's still>all the times Homelander could have wiped out everyone by turning on Super-speed-mode, as we can see he's just as fast as A-Train>in this very episode, A-train somehow doesn't see the girl in the middle of the street until he's 2 feet away from her>how the fuck did Maeve or Soldier Boy land a hit on Homelander when he could have toggled on his speedmode and just pasted themThese writers are fucking awful, seriously
>>219654382Can they replace the buccal fat with fillers or something? Mind you, it’d probably end up looking even worse. She’s stuck with that weird angular head now, forever.
>>219661785>that picIn addition, in the scene where he just got unfrozen and was walking around in modern day streets, he saw a gay couple, was puzzled and then just move on. He wasn't even disgusted or angry, just mildly surprised and then stopped giving a shit. The way they handle soldier boy is schizo as fuck. They got freaking Jensen Ackles to play him, they know damn well people are going to like the character because of the actor. Then in the final act they suddenly decide to have the Boys turn on him just because he got pissed off by Butcher's wife's son interfering. It's like the show's staff are in conflict with each other.
The real question is will Frenchie have something to do besides feeling guilty for past mistakes 3 seasons in a row?
>>219662026A top notch plastic surgeon could probably salvage that face
>>219662169i know what you mean
>>219662058>in the scene where he just got unfrozen and was walking around in modern day streets, he saw a gay couple, was puzzled and then just move on. He wasn't even disgusted or angry, just mildly surprised and then stopped giving a shit.Yep. Don't forget he supposedly founded Herogasm. He also points out Bill Cosby as the ideal American dad yet is also somehow supposed to be racist - when MM calls him racist he looks legitimately confused
>>219662058>It's like the show's staff are in conflict with each other.that's what modern writing is. multiple people arguing over each other, a bunch of conflicting political stances and worldviews competing for control of the soapbox.if your writing keeps getting overshadowed just #MeToo the writer that's kicking your ass and take the show for your own
>>219661923same reason why homelander has insane super-hearing but couldn't hear hughie crawling and panting and moaning in the air ducts. he only has superpowers when it's convenient for the plot.
>>219661100Lol oh yeah, I was present for all of that. You saying "tweets" instead of "audience reactions" threw me off a bit, if that makes sense. Yeah, I even remember this time he was somewhere, cant remember if it was posting online or on some live feed, reacting in real time to people's comments. "Erm actually, Hughie was being a toxic male for wanting to protect Starlight and that's why he deserves being shitted on the rest of the season" "Ahh no, Soldier Boy is a stand in for bad dads and the patriarchy and anybody who likes him is a bad person" blah blah. Yeah, he's pretty retarded and sensitive and cares more about a message than creating a good show.>>219661149Lol people did like Stormfront. Doesnt matter what they do, a villain who is ruthless, cunning and poses an actual threat will be enjoyed by audiences. Makes it a real treat when they're defeated. I remember being on Reddit seeing even those retards gush over her and wish she wasnt "a literal nazi boo-hoo"
everybody in the show looks really old now
>The Boys Cast Say Goodbye to the Show>'The Boys' Cast Debates "Never Meet Your Heroes>The Boys Cast Break Down The Biggest Moments From Season 4> "The Boys" Cast Wars | Who Knows the Most About Each Other?>"That was the worst acting!" The Boys cast on their final season, bloopers and saying goodbye>The Boys Cast Reveal Uncomfortable Truths in the Hot Seat | Vanity Fair>The Boys Cast Reveals Who They’d Trust in Real Life | Jessie T. Usher, Karen Fukuhara, Valorie CurryAll released in the last one week. Jeez they're really milking this huh
>>219661785i remember he made one vaguely racist comment, like when mothers milk confronted him and said he killed his family, and he said >"which one?" which i guess was alluding to black dudes being deadbeatsbut i mean that's like Dr House levels of racism, basically smack talk with racist characteristics. if the writers stepped outside their fortified LA bunkers, they would find out that casual racism is pretty normal and is making a comeback if anythingi think a lot of the boys' writing (and much of modern LA writing in general) has this issue where they think villainy must be shown as a collection of imperfections, while the heroes are simply without fault. you end up with people liking soldier boy and even homelander more so than the heroes. the villains are more akin to a common person with conflicting desires, insecurities, flaws and so on. meanwhile starlight has basically no real flaws, she makes no mistakes and if she does then they don't matter. it's basically the narcissist's prayer fantasy embodied into a character. every stupid ass thing homelander did in the show comes back to haunt him. meanwhile starlight straight up killed some innocent dude like 3 seasons ago and no one gives a fuck.
>>219663303this is just how press tours are now. every outlet has to have some kind of gimmick/game/whatever for actors to play. its retarded
>>219663303I watched all of them like the good goyim I am. I just really like Karl or Chace in these
Frenchie needs to die this season.
>>219663303>>219663345Reminder that most shows these days release the first episode of their show's podcast alongside, or even before, the first episode of the season.
>>219661191the writing of her character is so fucking weird its like a different person (thanks to her visual appearence too)but its like she just started even acting wise her real life personality which is now a bogged whore one. I get starlight has been through some things i guess.. But now just this random vape shit like "HAHA JUS LIKE REAL LIFE GIRLS WOOO" is so fucking embarrasing.
The way they write Homelander and his look now is pathetic. And not in a "HAHA THATS COZ ITS WRITTEN AGAINST U" way because im a britbong and dont give a fuck about any political shit. In real life Anthony actually looks like he did in Season 1 but the way they age him up and his stupid hair this season is ridiculous. His acting also cant save the gay scenes.
killed him off in first episode, pure racism.
>>219623097So all of a sudden he can do that but somehow he ran through Hughie's girlfriend because he was going too fast.Also, if hitting people at high speed explodes them like once again, Hughie's girlfriend, then why is Hughie fine getting slammed into the ground at a million miles per second. Gay marxist bullshit.
>>219661785>>219663319also this is basically my own conjecture but i think we can't buy jensen ackles as a villain because he just doesn't seem like that kind of person in real life. i think humans are attentive and clever enough socially that we can pick out truly bad people just from their vibe, so you need a specific kind of actor to play a specific kind of villain. they could have tried to make soldier boy flawed in other ways, but we can't really buy him as a hateful guy because the real life actor just doesn't give off that vibe. even when he makes a racist comment, it seems more like it's a dean winchester type making an off-color joke than an old dude being hateful. i don't think they can ever truly make him seem villainous, no matter how evil they make him act in the show. he probably got the job as a nepotism thing and it shows.with homelander, his actor IS able to channel some part of himself, to convey a vibe of narcissism and seething insecurity. his actor kinda acts like homelander even in interviews.
>>219645136>What about fat masturbators is left wingIt's an epic clapback to the internet trolls who've been review-bombing the series.
>>219648209>It's like in the last season of Peacemaker where they made this fantastic other dimension where everything is paradise then said it was "evil"The evil nazi universe chuds still capitalize black too.
>>219663493he was oding on hyper tempv when he ran into the bitch in ep1
Poor guy's stuck at home alone all day long.
>>219641748Tom King's shitty writing
>>219646599>this is the writer James Gunn decided to base his DC films on
>>219661811Why is Flash talking to receivers? Does he think the boombox can broadcast radio waves?
>>219648209Wasn't the whole gimmick that it was practically the same as the prime dimension to the point Chris didn't even notice that there were no blacks aroundThere's even a line from Vigilante where he says "everything they have is at the expense of outsiders forced to toil away for their lives" which seemed to be referring both to Nazi camps and Chinese sweatshops at the same time
>>219659730So your polar opposite, basically.
>>219663797I think his skull shape is a more pressing matter, so to speak.
Is it me or is the satire not biting as hard this season? Like watching a real cabinet meeting feels more like satire than the show itself now
>>219664248there's no commentary to it. it's just a mirror image of stuff happening so are we meant to be thinking holy this is so absu- oh wait it's real life or are we meant to be damn the world is fucked up just epic well done kripke. i don't really understand the point of shoehorning it in if there's no in universe reaction
>>219646574How could Hughie survive that? Is a supe now?
>>219661652>Is Soldier Boy still coolAlways is
>>219623097Why didn't Huey explode like his girlfriend
>>219664248>this seasonbrother where have you been the past half a decade
>lefties found out frenchie actor was in the IDF bragging about capturing muslim chicks
>a train's super speed is now shown as him moving at normal speed, while everyone else has slowed downSo how did he manage to run right through hughie's girlfriend in the first episode thenFrom his perspective he's only running at a normal speed, how could he possibly not see or avoid her
>>219665490The same way he missed the woman in the road at first, he was distracted.
>>219665490>>219665578In the case of Hughie's girlfriend, A-Train was out of his mind on super drugs for that one.
>>219665490drugs innit dont worry about it. arent you impressed by the temu quicksilver scene? DONT THINK ABOUT IT
Rip? Was hoping he would live
>>219663319This. They wanted to make their stand-ins perfect to the point of not giving them any flaws and handwaving away those that pop up. Hence, the only actual characters left for the audience to connect with were the intended villains.
>>219628064>time relativity >something like the flash circling the planet would feel like months to him
Homelander has committed unfathomable amounts of suffering to a like a couple thousand, and systematic suffering to millions of innocent people. But his death and defeat is just gonna lead to just a couple seconds of suffering, isn't it?Probably bleeding out somehow.
>>219667277So lame. Especially when they get prequel shows. I dont give a fuck about a prequel show if the present day character is just shittily killed off like this
>>219667277whats this from
>>219667277That's an actual glove though, look at the finger length, not fingerless floves
Ok just how anti-DRUMPF is season 4?
>>219669835Are you watching this show for the political commentary or to see some fellas kill supes?
no homo but how is jensen ackles so damn handsome
>>219669835assuming you mean season 5 the first episode is about them breaking out of Trumplander's patriotic Auschwitz camp
>>219668310He’s going to be raped to death like Joker. There will even be a POV shot of the cock penetrating his asshole.
>>219634129well, homelander is capable of similar speeds to the super-jogger, but he can't think at the speeds the super-jogger can, and he's stronger, its a similar situation with the flash and superman.Also homelander can kill him while he's sleeping, or his family, he can hear him from miles away etc, super-jogger is as terrified of him as everyone else. Its a shame how badly they squandered the show, kike Rogen is such a hack.
>>219662191we need a spiritual sequel/remake soo badly to this.
I thought there were three episodes out and was drinking for three episodes now I'm drunk and sad
>>219672143That’s another gaping plot hole. Homelander had no reason not to kill The Boys back in season one. It’s not like an anime rivalry where Homelander sees Butcher as a worthy challenge to push himself. Likewise The Boys have no komprimat on Homelander. The airplane crash he was responsible for was instantly handwaved away as AI.
>>219672254i got so drunk mid first episode that when i opened the second episode i thought it was still the first episodei love drinking so much bros
They've handled Soldier Boy so retardedly that I'd rather they just killed him off back in the day for good.Can only imagine some of the bizarre things they will do with him.
>>219626158You've already seen her power.
>>219672281Homelander has, amongst other things, an obvious case of extreme boredom, literally nothing makes him afraid, except his loss of prestige and popularity. He has the same issue that Saitama has, he wants some rivals, something to push against that wont immediately explode, die or burst into tears.He said it as much, not to mention, Butchers wife was demanding that he cannot kill Butcher. Again, real shame how badly they dropped the ball with this show, it deserved better post S1.
>>219668380Exaclty, soldier boy dies my interest is gone
>>219661785
Any credible leaks?
Frankly Kripke and Rogen should’ve recast a Starlight actress when she bogged herself.
>>219642507They unironically hate and want to demoralize ass-men
>hire bug woman to look at the camera wide eyed >for no reason, make her talk in the final season >she can't act, she sounds retarded, and talks like a retarded zoomerAt least they're self aware, with her saying "your voice makes me want to kms"But still, what a disaster
>>219623097I only now realized the 2nd episode title was:>"Teenage Kix"Why the fuck? Teenage Kix is the Teen Titans of the universe.It's notable because in the comic, it's the first team Butcher fucks with. And Hughie actually ends killing one of them and stealing his pet.
>>219623097It's funny that it took them two years to make this, and Erick Kripe publicly complained that he was disappointed in the budget he was given.I don't know what to make it. This is one of the bigger shows on Amazon, so why wouldn't Amazon give them a bigger budget?Then again, Rings of Powers had a ridiculous budget, and they still managed to make it look cheap. You'd think that with all that time, Erick Kirpe would be able to make something he is happy with. But it could also be that he is incompetent and manages to squander the budget.
>>219663797It's funny they decided to keep him out of the show for 98% of it because of budgeting.Budget really is so tight that they can't have a dog.
>>219661785I think the writers didn't have it in them to make Jensen unlikable so they just made the character bad in lore.
>>219650749A lot of it was just the licensing fees they paid to the Tolkien estate. What remained was the estimated budget for five seasons altogether, not just the first season by itself. It's still an expensive show and the finished product doesn't justify it at all, but it's not as high as the media reports made it out to be.
>>219681030Because Teenage Kix shows up in the episode
>>219662026She got chubby since they filmed this and her face has filled out more.
>>219681534they would name the entire episode according to them?
>>219681827The entire fucking episode is about breaking into their compound, you moron.inb4 it's a suburban house it's not a compound i'm going to change the topic lalalala can't hear you
So what are the leaks? The gang turn on butcher? And soldier boy and homelander die?
>>219682075episode should have been called Rock Hard.
I stopped watching this trash until season 3 but also have been seeing/reading a lot of spoilers on this board about the s4/s5so I'm just going to ask:what would be this Show without orange man in office right know? is the entire writting of the goys season 4/5 about Drumpff and notzees and sheit? what would happen if Kamala were the President now? this zogged show isn't about capeshit but politics
>>219664122>Wasn't the whole gimmick that it was practically the same as the prime dimension to the point Chris didn't even notice that there were no blacks aroundYes. It's mainly a paradise to Chris because his brother is still alive, his dad doesn't shit on him and they live in a nice house because the family is successful in that dimension.
>>219682799Homelander actually does die/ loses his power because the Boys successfully team up with Soldier Boy to beat him. Stan Edgar as the final villain. Victoria Neuman is not an antagonist and genuinely on The Boys' side. Cue some sloppy attempt at criticizing corporate cultures and political lobbies.
>>219627981>the doppelganger copies her>look unbogged because she copies the actual personHow embarrassing
>>219631584[this fucking shit annoys me so much]Fuck deaf people.
>>219623097haven’t watched this shit show since the season with the secret nazi lady superhero. how shit has it been since that?
>>219682820>Flagg is a doofus.>Harcourt is madly in love with Chris but is wary of him because her Chris was even more of a self centered asshole than our Chris.>Auggie genuinely loves both of his sons despite their failings.>Bitchin ass PeaceCycle.>The public loves Chris and his family of superheroes.Peacemaker isn't the brightest guy, but seeing how he was treated on our Earth, it's easy to see how he had blinders on.Even on Earth X, I'm pretty sure at least one of the cops was hispanic.So minorities exist, there are just way less of them.It's entirely possible that blacks were correctly identified as being a threat to peace and stuffed away or deported, and that immigration was tightly controlled.I also didn't see any kippahs.I did see a lot of happy people until there was a threat to their happiness.
>>219643767his groan at her failing hearth was hilarious. He does the role perfectly
>>219636911they eat alot of taco bell and their farts send the airborne
Homelander could've save the plane, the landing gear would hold the plane.
>>219623097I just ffwed through it. Really lost what made it good in the early seasons
>>219660893beat you to it, haven’t seen a lick of this show past season 2
>>219660893you say that like homelanda isnt entertaining enough to carry the entire show
>>219628064>whining about physics, science, reality over fucking superheroeschill with the autism bro its exhausting to take seriously
i cant wait for the next episode im so fucking excited i wanna see antony starr eat so much shit at the finale
>>219681534I wanna fuck all of them.Especially the man.
>>219630019> Does super speed also make you completely impervious to any forcesgenerally speaking, yes. Every normal speedster creates a field around their body that allows some level of resistance to kinetic forces, like air resistance and friction. The only exception are parody/shock value characters who's powers backfire instantly>And how come moving the bullets sideways didn't actually alter their trajectory?It did. It's only there for a couple frames, but you can clearly see the contrails from the bullets are not straight lines. him nudging them slightly does impart force. onto stuff at normal speed. And that's the answer to all of your other questions. He is using his speed powers to impart force. He can consciously effect how much force by either touching things carefully, or just chucking stuff around. (He probably also absolutely shredded the ligaments on those guards he reposed). The Quicksilver scene in this movie is entirely logically consistent, which is why it works.
>>219634129homelander is as weak or strong as Vought writing needs him to be obviously
>>219672143>but he can't think at the speeds the super-jogger canhow do you grab a man and a baby and outrun an explosion without thinking
this show was already doomed from season 1 since they made stillwell a girlboss single mom executive who's afraid of homelander, instead of a creepy nameless soulless drone who terrifies all the supes
Disgusting jewish propaganda show
>"i-it's jewish propaganda!"Ok
It's too blunt to be jewish propaganda, this is third ordger agitprop, where the people who made it ate propaganda from people who ate propaganda from people who actually made jewish propaganda
>>219632566As someone who saw up to the end of season 3, am i supposed to care this piece of shit dies?
>>219692586You're supposed to be annoyed it took 5 fucking seasons. You're also supposed to laugh that him trying to dodge that woman is what killed him even though he was magically running around dodging everything no problem every other scene. He just really has a problem not running into women.
>>219623097>>219628157>>219632566Of fucking course the black guy gets the redemption arc while the white guy, Deep, keeps getting humiliated and being the punching bag over and over.
>>219632566Who the fuck is A-Train to talk?
>>219692906It is funny because deep is a dumb joke uppity nigger character in the comics.
>>219692906No one cares about the Deep.
>>219635518>This shit is so gay and the "people" who watch it are goycattle.How would you like it of 90% of what the media and Hollywood pushed aligned with or confirmed your particular political beliefs? They're the resistance, chud. Oh, wait...
>>219693751>90%Please point out where the remaining 10% is located so I can watch that, thanks.
>>219692906It's called decentering whiteness, chud. Don't expect Bipoc bodies to educate yo ass. This one's free. Now sit and listen in discomfort.
>>219693892kwab I know you're baiting but it is actually hilarious since they had to turn the nigger character into a cracker and the cracker into a nigger character so they could make sure to have a "hero's journey" for the right race.
>>219623097I liked the premise of the first season, which suggested that if superheroes existed, their powers would have to adhere to real-life physics, making them absolutely dangerous for anyone they tried to help. When A-Train runs, he accidentally hits that girl and completely shreds her to pieces. This implies that he has no real control over his abilities, and everyone is in danger whenever he starts running through crowded areas. Superheroes were depicted as nothing more than marketing tools and, by nature, were absolutely dangerous to anyone around them. Remember when Homelander said he couldn’t lift the plane and instead would just fly straight through it? Wasn’t it also implied that they should fight wars, where they would probably fit best?I think that Quicksilver scene ruined another aspect I liked about what The Boys originally tried to convey when depicting superheroes.
>>219694234Yeah season 1 had some good concepts, hell there was a decent one hidden in the last season of gen v as well.>"nazi" jew scientist who figured out how to make the supe juice in the first place realized supes can "level up" their powers through usage, stress, emotion, and so on>so if you say, throw fireballs as your power, you might be able to also leave fire trails, or completely catch on fire when you couldn't before.
>the "nazi" scientist godolkin
>>219694571This dude actually had a fucking interesting arc and then they kill him in one episodeThese writers all fucking suck
>>219694700I was really interested in PARTS of what was going on and it was such a waste. There was really potential. >lets all climb into this dude's black hole of an anus and go fight the final boss!...yay
>>219623097He could have just done the most pressing thing first and avoided dying
>>219654214The sex scene between her and Frenchie where she shows her bare ass
>>219692906>gets the redemption arcHardly, he was still on the fence in season 4 and he only really broke off from 7/ Vought because the latino guy fucked up his bro, so he went and fucked up that latino guy in revenge. Which meant he had no choice but to take his bro and ran off. It's less redemption and more self preservation, plus the Deep finding him so A-Train knew he can't really run away forever.
Does the average the boys watcher know what "chud" and "simp" mean?
>>219640195can no longer show any flavour of jeet in a bad way, they're all 'misunderstood' now +nice tits
>>219694700what's his name?
>>219696427anon its on the fucking image and in the posts about said image jeebus crimas kek
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>>219698937bugs truly are pathetic imitations of humans kekless abhorrent than browns and blacks but just... yeesh.
Fab Five Freddy told me everybody’s fly Dj spinnin’ I said, “My My” Flash is fast, Flash is cool François c’est pas, Flash ain’t no dude And you don’t stop, sure shot Go out to the parking lot
