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Just watched the documentary. Did they leave something out? Am I missing something? I refuse to believe he was that retarded
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>>219625170
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>>219625170
they left out the daily nugget assaults Chris had to endure
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>>219625170
The prospect of some sweet younger ass will make a man act in the most heinous of ways. If Chris were born 2000 years ago he would have been a Roman general or some shit like that.
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>>219625216
Like what? She nagged him? Like literally every other wife on the planet?
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>>219625278
that as well as literal domestic abuse by his daughters
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>>219625170
The man married a botox'd demon. What did you think was going to happen?
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chris was a fatty who got fit and fell for the first woman who showed interest in him
he soon realised he could do better and began to resent the life he had
most men in his situation either put up with it in a loveless marriage for their children's' sake or get a divorce
chris for his own reasons chose the rare and based family annihilation option
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>>219625433
It wasn't domestic abuse, and he could always just leave.
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>>219625497
why he had to do the kids? Fucking evil.
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When he first got to prison he said "I'm not locked in here with you, you're all locked in here with me" and now they call him the Anal King and he's got primae noctis rights on all the newcomers
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>>219625505
ok victim blamer
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>>219625531
self defense
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The more you learn about the world the more you realize that there’s many people out there and some of them just do things. Doesn’t make them psychopaths or anything. They just do things. Like murder. That’s just one thing out of many things you can do. That’s why nothing about true crime is very interesting. Dahmer wasn’t thinking hmmm I’m gonna end the lives of 17 people, he kinda just went with the flow and did that.
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Anal sex can't be that good... right?
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>>219625659
Idk if you are underage and trying to be edgy or cynical but it literally does make them phychos and mean something is deeply wrong with their sense of morality. If you don’t value human life then the only logical conclusion is to not value your own which 99% of these murderers don’t do. Watts wanted to continue living with that slut. Ted Bundy was panicking before his execution. The only outlier I could think of right now is John Gacy who basically said fuck you or something in the execution room. That’s like a whole other level of unhinged evil.
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>>219625889
I think he said kiss my ass which is kind of based ngl
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>>219625889
You can’t call me underage when you’re the naive one. My main point is these people aren’t interesting.
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>>219625933
What is interesting to you then? Or does this “shit just happens” mindset apply to everything? Cause if that’s the case you are probably the uninteresting one…
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>>219625505
>just crawl out of the house after you get beaten half to death by ballistic nuggies bro
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>>219625505
>hit by flaming hot nuggets from 2 different angles
>somehow not domestic abuse
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>>219625987
These people are inevitable in a society like any other kind of person: good, bad, or ugly. So yeah shit really does just happen.
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>>219625170
It's crazy how everyone talks about the surface level shit that was sold to everyone and not the elite level shit that was taking place behind closed curtains...nobody even mentions the phone call of his assdruk GF that was laughing and egging him on about everything that transpired
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>>219625170
He always looked like adult sized bagel boss to me
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>>219626111
There’s no way she wasn’t in on it or at least didn’t know to some extent. I don’t understand how everyone just dismissed her as completely clueless. I think new evidence is coming out that will have her indicted.
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>>219625933
>ermm akshully killing people isnt interesting
trying to hard
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>>219625170
>I refuse to believe he was that retarded
Why do you think criminals keep getting caught?
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>>219625170
>calls kids school to tell them the kids won’t be attending anymore
>kills kids
It’s actually fucking incredible how stupid this man was
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hey google, what's the nearest volcano?
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>>219625170
The U.S. is filled with people like this and they are in fact almost retarded. They’re pig folk. A very specific type of white mutt that has lot every drop of culture associated with their whiteness. They usually have a few family members that work at Walmart, they’re involved in weird sects of Christianity, etc. They all the wear the same clothes, same sun glasses, worship the police, and so on. I they’re all over the U.S. in mostly more conservative areas. Liberal areas have their own issues.
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>>219625170
Why do the kids so look demonic in every photograph
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>>219625465
>takes family photo right in front of boundry sign
This whole family were braindead NPCs and her cringe facebook vids prove it. Honestly I would be homicidal spending 2 days in this type of family particularly with that woman. Throw some girls tight throbbing pussy in the mix, just out of reach. No wonder he snapped.
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>>219626298
That was a smart move, get them off your trail
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>>219625170
If Benny Hill made a Kiyoshi Kurosawa thriller.
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Why were they reported missing after only 12 hours of the friend last seeing the wife? Don't you need to wait 24-48 hrs to file a missing persons report?
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Some anon said it best a couple of weeks ago.

Chris floated into a life he didn't want. One day he woke up with a wife he didn't love and children he didn't want. Then a younger, more sexually adventurous woman entered his life and he wanted out, and he wanted out today. So you have someone who wants out today and a has a combination of narcissism and psychopathic traits and it more or less fits together. The psychopathy explains the cold blooded nature of the crimes and the narcissism explains the careless way he did it. He thought he could simply talk his way out of it, he didn't feel anything, so he must have not done anything wrong.
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>>219625170
>googles "distance from the Earth to the Moon"
What was the plan there?
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>>219625170
>I refuse to believe he was that retarded
You didn't watch the real footage of him being retarded? Yes he was that retarded
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>>219625170
Nicole's cellphone was pinged near Watts' house on the night of the murder. This was covered up to protect Anadarko Petroleum's reputation and because her father is a literal fed that had her involvement swept under the rug.
Chris repeatedly tells his mom that he'll take "the truth" of what happened that night to his grave.
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>>219626947
Chris is legitimately low iq dumb, and he was pushed towards this path by the jezebel mistress. She was not the innocent little girl totally unaware he was married. No, she pushed him to go through with it. The police pinned it all on Chris and were convinced to not look any further into her role by her father.
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>>219625170
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>>219627083
>he was pushed towards this path by the jezebel mistress.
What evidence supports this? She knew he was married, but what else?
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>>219626298
it's called good financial sense
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Are you people saying he annihilated his family 'cause his preschool-aged daughters threw chicken nuggets at him?
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>>219627235
>Are you people saying he annihilated his family 'cause his preschool-aged daughters threw chicken nuggets at him?
She violated the NAP.
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>>219627235
Those things fucking hurt. You see how many spikes are on there? Little ninja stars poking out parent's eyes and giving them brain damage
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>>219627235
It's not fucking funny, bro. look at all those sharp corners
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>>219627235
Inexcusable display of blatant disrespect. Which one of us wouldn’t have done the same?
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>>219625170
this man needed a volcano in his life
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>>219627235
yes and they deserved it
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>>219625465
>scar on neck
Did someone try to cut her throat prior to the annihilation?
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>>219625584
His strategy was to squeeze out every last drop of violence out of his prison mates, together with their semen.
His prison has not had an accident or a fight since he's entered it.
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>>219627235
it was inhumane and cruel behavior.
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>>219627235
genuine reasons his life was intolerable:

his wife despised his family and wanted him to cut them off
his wife was totally brainwashed by an MLM scheme and spent every waking hour shilling energy patches and chemical shakes
they were in massive debt and would have declared bankruptcy or lost everything soon
his wife didn't work, and still sent the kids to a private school they simply could not afford
his wife was borderline asexual. for example she was disgusted by semen
his wife had munchhausen's by proxy and several fake personal illnesses like lupus, fibromyalgia, celiac, endometriosis, sjogrens
she genuinely ridiculed him publicly on social media like filming him washing the dishes (his chore, full time job btw) and calling him the dishwasher

he went from fat to pretty fit and suddenly he was living like a human and not a doormat. then he snapped
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She was a black magick witch.
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>>219625170
even in that pic his eyes look sad
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>>219625170
why cant we hear his side of the story
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>>219627609
In all seriousness what he did was severely fucked up and wrong. He could have divorced her. Ran away with the slut. Live happily ever after.
The problem is that Chris’ entire life, literally every day of his life, he was afraid of what others would think. In his interrogation he literally has to call his daddy in for approval at every sentence he says. For the reasons you stated, any many more, his life was a living hell that many men can relate to. Are we going to pretend that 100% of married couples NEVER thought of choking the life out of their spouse and kids? Chris actually did it. He did it for many reasons. He shouldn’t have done it. But he did.

The problem is that if you go to the comments of any youtube video on the subject, and even watch the trial itself. The public perception is that he was just an asshole who did it for no reason. For fun almost. This fuels the gender war that men are monsters who murder their wife for the chicken being too cold.
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>>219627861
another victim blamer…honestly sickening
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>>219627861
>Live happily ever after.
Can't do that. Most of his income would be taken with child support and the rest is tied up in loans on the house and lifestyle which she'd get to keep. Now he has to spend big, sell shit to move himself out into some dinky one bed apartment and Nicole probably would lose interest now that he's mostly broke. And the wife would forever put them on blast to everyone on social media and the community spreading their drama far and wide.
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>>219627956
True but beats rotting in prison forever. He could have at least maybe fucked Nicole one more time. Fuck some hooker after a couple months. The irony is that Chris never got the change to start his new life for 1 single day and will be subjected to fuck guys from now on
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>>219628171
Well, he thought he would totally get away with it, of course. But how quickly it unraveled is also connected to his unhappiness. His wife was so perpetually in contact with everyone at all times that they panicked when she disappeared for just a few hours. And his neighbor is so nosy that he's recording Chris' 24/7 and immediately knows when the guy is acting shadey. I'd go nuts too if I could never have any privacy or get away from other people
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He honestly didn't do anything wrong. We are cucked as a society that a man can't do a hard reset on his life. Those things were his property, and slaughtering them all in the name of the Lord and starting new is an ancient tradition. A cucked women-ran society and faggots are the only people who believe Chris did any actual wrongdoing, but I understand you all want to be women or have low T, so I can't blame you for trying to/unavoidably thinking like a retarded woman.
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>>219625216
it was clearly a self defense type of situation
you try keeping your cool while being permanently peppered by poultry projectiles
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>>219625170
He was a mediocre man who settled for a mediocre woman young in life and never got a chance to explore a sex life with other women. Then in mid life he lost weight, started working out and discovered looksmaxxing and suddenly his options open up and he pulled in a cute 7/10 anal queen who made him realize there’s so much more to life than what he settled for. The bizarre and tragic turn is why he felt the need to erase his children and old life instead of filing for divorce and starting a new life with his anal mistress.
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>>219627861
>The problem is that Chris’ entire life, literally every day of his life, he was afraid of what others would think.
This is why solipsism is the only way to go. I have never seen a good choice made ever done in human story that was made for approval of any other person that's not yourself, for any other reason that is not your own satisfaction. He could have called it quits and just dissapear and be happy, but man, he had to prove himself to others, he had to show off, fucking retard, such many cases.
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>>219628458
fr it wouldve just been 1-2 years of nasty court stuff that would’ve traumatized the kids and then it would be over and he’d be sticking his dick in her dirty pooper right now blowing baby batter inside. He’s gotta be legitimately the dumbest man in the last 10 years
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>wife was such a social media addict that her “friends” noticed something was wrong after she didn’t post anything after only several hours
Holy fucking nightmare.
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>>219628458
>Then in mid life he lost weight, started working out and discovered looksmaxxing
Is this some sort of fan-fiction
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They left out the part where the police were searching the home and one of the body cams pics up the little girls ghosts talking and it freaks the cops out.
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>>219626635
I don't think pussy was involved
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>>219625719
Yeah I mean poop comes from there. Pretty gross.
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>>219628693
No. He lost a ton of weight. He was a big fatso and didn't look like the Op photo until closer to the incident. His wife was constantly seething about it too and posting snarky comments on social media bullying him that he was working out instead of giving her attention
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>>219628693
whys don't you know this
why are you even here
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>>219625170
>I refuse to believe he was that retarded
IKR did you see that bitch's shoe closet?
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>>219625190
Did he make this typo while sexting his mistress or something?
>>219625216
I mean a black woman sued mcdonalds after she burned her special ed child with a nugget she definitely didn't heat up herself
>>219625465
When I saw her awful walk in shoe closet painted neon pink full of the shittiest tacky ugly bitch shoes and it was the size of a fucking bedroom I understood why he did it.
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>>219625465
Not to speak ill of the dead but perhaps she should have shot some of the botox into her fuckin turtle lips and got boltons
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>>219625584
I hear they mostly just beat the every loving shit out of you or stab you and rape is less common. If you touch the telephone without paying someone apparently that will get you stabbed to death.
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How many the pitt thread you niggers going to make?
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>>219625170
Explain the family annihilation thing from an evolutionary perspective. Is it the male lion kills previous offspring when entering new pride- reset button thing but hijacked by humans' insane ability to overthink yourself through mental pressure placed on yourself or something?
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Reminder that this whole case was a CIA/glowie psyop to demoralize men, they even reveal that to everyone with the tv ad basically giving away what Chris allegedly did
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>>219625170
A lot of criminals are that retarded, that's why they commit crimes that destroy their lives. Poor impulse control.
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>>219628625
>several hours
that neighbor had 911 on speed dial and after 30 seconds of her not answering the door/phone she called
Chris only had the illusion of getting away with it for like 6 hours before a cop called him "So.. ur wife is missing"
Baffling
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>>219625190
fpbp
opened the thread to make this exact post
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>>219625933

lmao u re such a fucking retard, let me guess, nobody loves u, right?
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>>219629162
Men back then didn’t spend all their free time with a woman and kids. There would be dozens of people to make decisions with even if only one was the one you had kids with
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>>219626834
no, that is TV bullshit. the first 48 hours are the most crucial
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>>219629162
I have no idea.
>>219629170
How am I supposed to be demoralized?
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>>219625170
Damn his daughter was ugly as fuck.
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>>219629162
Probably a repressed alpha male thing going on. Chris lived a life ideal for a pudgy man who loves kids, chores, Disney world and gets off to feet. When he met Nicole he realized he hates his kids his bitch wife and wants to fuck her in the ass and then ride a motorcycle or something. His alpha mind told leave whole family asap but his lifelong status as beta male told him make it look inflicted on you rather than by you and get away with it so people still think you’re a great guy.
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>>219629464
Fetal alcohol syndrome
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>>219629324
True enough I suppose. I've been thinking a lot lately about how in a hunter-gatherer nomadic lifestyle, if you're a sperg or are on the spectrum in any way, just being able to at any time you get annoyed with people you're wandering with to just sperg out if the pressure is too much and just run away for 30 minutes and then cool off under a tree and then slowly return to the group. In addition just the reduced levels of rage and stress just naturally from being semi-tired from walking. Just imagine for a second how many mental pathologies a dude can have and still function within the group with that type of life. No wonder all of those crazy people genes are still with us, they were probably mostly fine and non disruptive for the type of life you were living until only 10k years ago
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>>219627609
But he killed his two daughters dude. People that defend this guy are sick in the head. You can divorce your wife and take the kids. Even if he had killed her specifically I would be more tolerable of his shit.

As it stands he killed two children and you can't walk back from that shit. He should suffer.
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>>219628717
that video is eerie. both cops hear a girl giggle and say "wow what was that?" IIRC they are even in the girls' room at the time
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>>219629090
retard
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>>219629567
They had FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME, retard.

Do you also blame people who abort their down syndrome kids?
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>>219629598
I liked that old woman cop that was investigating that scene.
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>>219628717
imagine hearing that haunting giggle while you're bludgeoned by endless stream of nuggets on a nightly basis
any man would snap
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>>219629481
damn rly? I didn't think that made you look like a man
>>219629600
QRD?
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>>219629603
>he killed two children
>wtf are you some kind of retard, you would too
like I said, you are sick in the head.
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>>219629567
>But he killed his two daughters dude
I mean I get it but they did throw nuggets at him it was grounds for self defense in 18 states
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>>219629567
he's suffering
we're memeing
>>219629654
oh but that watts he's a gentleman and a scholar eh?
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>>219629619
The black female cop? She was the best part.

I like when she said "Hhnn hnnn! Dat cracka done shoot dem gurls!! I do be feelin it!! Axe him were dem boodies at!!"
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>>219625719
it is when it's tight
noting more disappointing than a loose butthole
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>>219628458
The joys of anal as an excuse for committing homicides is not just for downlow men
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>>219629671
people look at it from the wrong perspective
Chris Watts saved two future men from the suffering his whore daughters would've put them through, and on this board, he is a hero.
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>>219625659
I think I kind of get what you're getting at but in a different way. It always strikes me when watching the interrogations when these psychos are just the most pathetic individuals and acting like manchildren without remorse. Not in an ice cold mastermind L like my animes type way, but just the most boring way, like you're watching someone from special ed who's in detention or something. It's partly what makes it so hard to learn about htese things, that they do these horrible crimes but you can't even comfort yourself by knowing a loved one got got by a psycho who owns it, nope it's some total retard who just gets caught right away and just feels sorry for himself and doesn't even revel in what they've done or anything.. It's like the fact that they're just these retards makes the world feel just that much more pointless and depressing.
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>>219629744
*at least two
maybe more, imagine
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>>219627058
>Nicole's cellphone was pinged near Watts' house on the night of the murder.
Didn't she drop Shannan off?
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>>219629744
He freed that house of that shoe closet. As a carpenter I feel relief.
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>>219625584
Prison is probably a nice rest compared to life with a toxic narc cunt.
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These and the SSTAAYYVUN threads are why I keep coming back to /tv/
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I can't find anything that states their kids had FAS... you wouldn't be memeing me would u forchen?
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>>219629930
Fetal Assdruk Syndorme
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>>219625216
Begun, the nugget wars have.
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>>219629954
*Fatal
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>>219629930
look at their fucking faces, they are literal textbook FAS
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>>219625170
Entire family was straight up retarded. Shanann and her MLM live laugh love bullshit. Chris’ father telling Chris Shanann killed the kids and Chris rolling with that story right away. For fuck sake listen to Shanann’s father give his statement I get he’s emotional but not only can the man barely read it’s written like it was by a middle schooler
https://youtu.be/COHty3iEFqM?si=odN1tB0IgSDi0-KI
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>>219630310
based Sweeney
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>>219625170
They insulted him a little.
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>>219625889
"Kiss my ass," but I think it's been called into doubt if he really ever said that.
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>>219625505
>CeCe posting from beyond the grave
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>>219627235
Admittedly, most of them look harmless, but the pterodactyl and stegosaurus look pretty lethal.
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There's a subreddit making up excuses for Chris 24/7, it's some wild shit. And not ironically like here.
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>>219626947
How do dudes like this just stumble into relationships with no effort on their part and the realization only hits them later
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>>219627235
It's possible he had CTE from repeated nugget attacks and his actions were a result of brain damage ala Krispen Wa. I hope we get to see brain scan results from his autopsy after he dies, I bet it looks like swiss cheese.
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>>219630606
Need a laugh today. What is it called?
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>>219625497
That was more of a sidestep than doing better, really.
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>>219630366
How tedious and banal. Are they all on Valium or something? As asteroid could hit and I doubt they’d notice.
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>>219627235
They were still hot, please understand.
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>>219630606
Well tell us
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>>219629162
Ted Bundy is more interesting than this fool from an evolutionary perspective
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>>219630618
I think it's the reality for most men who get married, but most of them don't end up murdering their wives, they just live with the pain and accept that their lives will be mediocre for the rest of their waking life. I've met a lot of dudes that I can tell regret getting married + having kids but it's never socially acceptable to outright admit so they will drop hints or be subtle about their disappointment.
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>>219630606
>ironically
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>>219630721
wattsfree4all
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>>219625933
The people themselves arent interesting, its true, but the draw of these stories is mostly catharsis, its not about them, its about us.
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>>219630618
Some NPCs really do go down the checklist of life thoughtlessly: get a married, have a family, get a house. No consideration for the particulars of it all, unless you land a real radioactive one like this guy, and then you’re shaken from your stupor.
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>>219625531

Probably projected the hatred he had for Shanaan onto the kids
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>>219625719
You're putting your penis in a waste pipe.
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>>219625278
>he doesn’t know
It was self defense
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>>219629162
Nothing "evolutionary" about it, his brain was unironically fucked up. Under no circumstance does a normally-functioning man's brain have him murder his own children. Shit, you could just run away, which is scummy, but at least then your kids won't be dead and you won't be spending life in prison. He was a mentally ill narcissistic retard NPC.
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>>219626111
I assume cause no one has heard about that or similar "elite" level shit. Care to expand?
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>>219625170
>I can't believe this guy who married this absolutely retarded hag is also a retard
He's some oil and gas retard. He's probably autistic. Just leave shitty marriages people. Don't murder your nuggy throwing children.
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>>219630811
>thousands of people exposing and speculating on every intimate and private detail about a family’s life including young children
>nobody cares and it’s completely legal cause the entire family is either dead on in jail forever
This is kind of wild when you think about it
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>>219631069
those weren't children, they were demonic nugget entities
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>>219625719
It's great but you have to be completely repressed to kill over it.
>Muh waste pipe
>Muh poop
You use your penis which is also a waste pipe to fuck.
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>>219626127
Ha I see it.
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>>219627058
>cellphone was pinged
Not really. Nichol's phone pinged a tower that served the same town of Frederick, but could have been up to around 20 miles away from the Watts home and closer to her own place. She didn't live that far away.
It's less incriminating when you place it in the timeline of that morning- it pinged about an hour after Chris loaded the truck, as seen on the neighbor's camera, and around the time he would have been at the oil site, far to the East and way outside of that network cell. Whatever Nichol was doing then, she wasn't with him.
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>>219628554
Chris is already traumatized from the nugget wars.
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Have you guys seen the recent prison photos? He got the boot, ball, bell and bone nugget shapes tattoo'd on his knuckles. They also shared a picture of Chris's "nightmare board". It is mostly metallica lyrics but in the center he and his butt princess stand on the lip of a volcano on the moon wearing nothing but assless chaps and space helmets.
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>>219625465
> getting botox but not bothering to fix those ugly fucking thin lips
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>>219631242
God these whores are wild.
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>>219625719
Gays love it and they're people smart enough to realize women are shit from day one
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>>219631251
You need to post or link these.
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I get it was a complex case but I honestly think the widespread defence of Chris is way too far. I can see killing Shannan being justified but how on earth do you support killing the kids?
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>>219626947
the crazy thing is that Chris didn’t just play both angles
he could have had a loving wife (we know this because Nicole was actively complaining that Chris wasn’t having sex with her) and raised two beautiful children while still sneaking around and butt-fucking his anal mistress on the dl for the adventure and adrenaline rush
now he had nothing, fucking dumbass
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>>219631366
by their necks. By only supporting them by their necks Chris acted in self defense.
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>>219631366
>the widespread defence of Chris
it's literally 8 people samefagging on 4chan for the last few years. Start a conversation IRL with literally anybody you have ever known, met, heard of, or even once seen and they will all confirm that a guy who murders his family isn't a good guy.
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>>219631366
Bro none of it is justified. If you defend or think he wasn't an absolute insane person you're retarded. I get divorce sucks and would have fucked him over but he could have just kept cheating and maybe just distance himself from his wife and maybe try to keep it out of court. He's a selfish coward who deserves to rot.
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>>219631366
>ermm akshully nugget assault is le good
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>>219631398
Was she complaining about that? I thought she was dried out.
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Source on:
>It's the same thing that happend to cece going to happen to me?

Was that a recording or his testimony?
That was some heavy shit
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>>219631487
Chris said he missed the kids throwing nuggets at him. He wasn't complaining about it or criticizing them, and it's possible that in that moment he was feeling some genuine regret and sadness over how he wasn't going to see them again
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>>219625531
Two words: Chicken Nuggets
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>>219631366
I hate to say it but you asked. The kids are ugly. They are. They’re just ugly ass kids. Some have speculated that Shanann was drinking in pregnancy. It makes no difference. These children’s live were fucked from the start. Their mother is an insane person buying an expensive house, a closet full of designer shoes, expensive trips, all while mindlessly shilling snake oil to any other retard willing to buy. Chris was clearly insane as well. Need I even say why? Shanann and Chris were objectively broke (beyond broke, in tremendous debt), dumb, and both cared too much about the opinions of others. The children were walking accessories to them. Shanann posted them on facebook every. Fucking. Day. Just look at this picture. What the fuck are the chances both children need to be in the hospital at the same time, numerous times? With the martyr grin… My point is, if the kids had better parents, or at least were cute, I don’t think they would be made fun of as much, much less “justified” in their deaths.
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At least we all agree that Chris is completely innocent. That evil b*tch (sorry for cursing) Sh'ana-an was the one who killed the girls in a rage when she found out Chris had made a new female friend. Then when Chris got home she locked herself in their bedroom and strangled herself to death. After this, Chris was emotionally distraught and admittedly made some bad choices. He loved his family and always wanted to be with them. He also loved his job and spent a lot of time there. To him, in his endless grief, the only way he could have both was to bury his family at his jobsite. Then everyday he could be together with them.
He also couldn't go to the police and shame Sh'shananan's family and expose her to the media like that. So he fled under the dark of the night to give his family the best burial he could in the situation. Can you really convict a man for simply loving his family too much?
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>>219631448
what if shannanan and the girls were destined to form some sort of voltron hitler and Chris had knowledge of the future? Ever think of that?
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>>219631366
The kids drew first blood. Not Chris.
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>>219631594
I made a similar comment in another thread saying the kids just aren't sympathetic looking. The other anons response was predictably to scream PEDO at me but you absolutely don't have to be a pedo to think a kid is ugly. Some kids are just fucking ugly.
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>>219625719
It's fairly easy to train girls to like butt stuff, and after carefully introducing it it's a bonus so far as her pleasure which in turn means she's more willing and eager for you.

Just convince her to let you do one finger, make her cum a few times with the vagoo or clit while it's in. Next time use something long, thin, and vibrating, and hit her a-spot from the rear and she'll be addicted to having you play with her ass.
Hard part is literally just getting the first finger in there. You can't force it or it hurts. Lots of lube, start with up and down come hither motions, then switch to quick, firm little circles because it's easier to slip in that way. If it's too much painful pressure for her she's just not aroused/too freaked out, knead her whole ass+ crack like dough, massaging will arouse her whole pelvic area.
Once it's in, more circles to get it used to being pried open and touched. Bam, you have an anal slut in the making.
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>>219631566
Watts went into detail about the night in an interview in prison in 2019. Said he still hears that in his dreams.
https://youtu.be/mOngrb2tkTs?si=en9r6-eAjymnj8iF
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>>219631512
can’t make a compilation rn but basically Shannan
1. was distraught over Chris losing interest in her
2. wanted to have more sex with Chris
3. wanted to try couples therapy instead of immediately agreeing to a mutual break up which it seems like Chris wanted
4. had no plans to leave Chris
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>>219631594
>>219631699
It's the poverty haircuts, they're girls ffs take them to a barber Shannannaannannn you stupid bitch.
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>>219631566
That was in the interview with detectives, in prison, a few months after he was convicted.

https://youtu.be/NB8nVk-5eh8?si=i6QL4AC8HnooyZ-K

Note that at this point, he hadn't yet told anyone the part about how he tried to smother the girls in their beds at home before he killed Shanann. So it's hard to know how honest he's being, or what details he might be making up
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>>219631572
>what is stockholm syndrome
educate yourself
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>>219631699
You ever see a child with a massive head? Like insanely huge. Every Christmas some family member has these twin boys I think are like 12 now. Watermelon sized heads.
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>>219625216
Cece shot first
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>>219625497
don't forget that his wife thought he sucks and that she should deserve chad
too bad she had some kind of sickness so chris beta orbiting around her was as good as it would get for her so she settled for him
the mistress wasn't even into chris but just likes to homewreck
so stupid loser chris who didn't had any experience with women probably thought that
she was super into him when she just was using him to satisfy her weird and evil fetish
wouldn't surprise me if she told him in one way or another tho get rid of the family

all in all everybody involved was disgusting
apart from the kids ofc
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>>219631702
You completly miss the point of fucking women in the ass. They are not supposed to like it at all but do it for you anyway. You write like a faggot also. Stop doing it where I have to see it.
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>>219631752
Really? Any links or anything? I feel like I remember this. Who did she talk to about this with or post about it?
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>>219631837
Sounds like someone's upset.
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>>219629762
He's a sociopath, impulsive not calculating. He had no strong attachment to the 3 females other than resentment. Oh this 3 things are weighing me down just as I'm feeling lighter and chasing that occasional high? Unload them.
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>>219631867
It is from Chris's book "Sometimes Tenders are not so Tender".
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>>219631867
In the netflix doc they show she texted her friend (I don’t know which one this bitch texted people 24/7) that she desperately wanted chris to fuck her and she came in the bedroom with lingere and chris didn’t give a fuck so she cried in the bathroom suspecting he was getting laid elsewhere
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>>219631867
it’s a text with her friend
the specific one I’m thinking of is
>Chris won’t touch me anymore, I took a shower before bed and he knows that means I want sex
but I can’t find it rn
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>>219631897
and with your sex tips you sound like one of those asshole dating experts with the carpeted tophats you fucking clown.
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>>219631867
he knew shower night was fuck your bitch of a wife night
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>>219631956
Years ago used panties used to fetch top dollar if the orig owner was sexy.
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reminder that Chris had both
>a needy clingy wife who was down to choke on his cock and gargle his balls if it made him happy
>an adventurous anal-hungry mistress who enjoyed the thrill of clandestine (and probably public) sex
and he threw it all away
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>>219632051
How many did you buy
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>>219631952
Ohhh I remember that. Like honey I've already had my fill of butt today, what can your loose pussy offer? This bitch looks like she don't suck dick or it's toothy.
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>>219631992
That wasn't even me who posted that. You just sound butthurt.
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>>219632073
Not as many as the king
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>>219632112
I am also not the guy you are talking about. Go fuck yourself with a belt sander.
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>>219631974
>>219632011
Women really are fucking retarded. "He knows" bitch he doesn't but you know what would make him know? Fucking rip his pants off and start sucking! These Disney moms really want everything to be some magical moment, like bitch I worked a 9-5 and went to the gym after, can we just smash and go to bed holding each other?
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>>219631752
Classic woman, seethe that your partner doesn't find you hot anymore and do absolutely fuck all about it.
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>>219632070
She apparently didn't like cum. I bet she didn't suck or it was toothy.
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>>219631992
Nta but 555-cmon now you're the child having a conniption fit over some stranger not seeing butt fucking as PURE DOMINATION. You're weird. Now give my you cause you owe me it.
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>>219632070
I doubt Shanann was any good at sex idk the source but someone said she thought semen was gross. And in general she looks like she gives the worst head. Like the kind of girl that has to stop sucking after 10 seconds and moves her whole body up and down instead of just her head. Fucking terrible. And its canon she made sex an ordeal like others just said she always had to shower before. And probably after.
Nicole probably opened a whole new world for chris and it was quite literally to kill for
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>>219627235

These are really good with barbeque sauce btw
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>>219632173
Damn you are mad as hell
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>>219632225
My girlfriend is one of the "must shower after" girls. Like bitch can we go to bed I don't want to get woken up by hot water.
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>>219632221
You should bite off your fingers. It would make you seem smart.
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>>219632229
Sweet baby rays?
>>219632298
Buddy is pissed
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>>219632298
Good now give me another little bitch. You like this don't you?
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>>219632362
your empty head is my piss target. Cope.
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>>219631009
Your penis is also a waste pipe, you retarded fat fuck. Especially yours.
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>>219632394
You're a good boy aren't you. Another. Now.
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>>219632070
>alrernate reality chris made shannan a cuckqueen
>pounded nicole’s butt and turned her into a quivering mess while shannan watched
this was the real ending and we live in the nighmare alternate reality where everything is bad
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>>219625889

Not all human life has equal value. Mine has much more value to me than others. Also fat peoples lives have less value to me than non fats, etc.
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>>219632225
Nicole is literally a succubus, she's to blame for all of this.
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>>219630310
yeah I just couldnt find any record of it in my 5 second google search
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>>219632225
>>219632225
I know what you’re saying. In college I dated this girl who was nice enough but she did the whole body thing when giving head, half ass sex, decent handjobs, no tongue kissing. That’s about it. But I was a virgin so I thought it was the most amazing thing ever. When we broke up started dating this crazy girl who would suck it like a goddamn vaccum cleaner. Shoving her tongue down my throat. Riding it with ease. Spitting on it and stroking it perfectly while sucking the balls. Holy shit I felt like I was on super heroin. Like I would think of her crazy ass all day and would have done anything to keep her doing that. Probably how chris felt. Long story short she cheated on me and got me sent to jail. Probably also like chris who knows.
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>>219632538
That cuckqueen idea is so fucking hot. Imagine your home on like a Friday and your wife walks in with a coworker, friend, sister or cousin and tells you to fuck her while she watches. I'd kill my wife and 2 kids for that.
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>>219632630
How did you go to jail and for how long?
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>>219629603
There's no evidence of the girls having fetal alcohol syndrome.
There's also no evidence of their mom Munchausen-ing them and making them trans.

The autopsies didn't show anything abnormal about them.
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>>219632655
>I'd kill my wife and 2 kids for that.
then you have learned NOTHING from chris’s mistakes
you can have it all, but not if you do what chris did
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>>219625170
Did they talk about the nugget wars? It left him with PTSD.
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All of the most retarded dudes I know are obsessed with anal. Dumb ass boomers who never had to think a day in their lives and can't even operate their own televisions lust over the poo hole endlessly.
Criminals are also usually retarded. Those with criminal tendencies and any amount of brains usually go for white collar crime because at least then the risk:reward ratio is better.
Chris was a double retard. If his daughters ever grew up they'd definitely go no contact as adults since that's the trend with women now.
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>>219631837
>nooo! She's not supposed to like it you're supposed to use up all her good-intentions so she grows resentment towards you instead and eventually closes you off and denies you any sex at all!
Kek I'd wish you luck in life champ but clearly you don't need it, go get em tiger
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>>219632751
I don't think it was a trans thing but she definitely didn't have any kind of control over them if Chris had these nugget wars every day. Munchausen isn't just trans it's being "sick" all the time. This women didn't work for that reason probably.
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>>219627751
Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants.
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>>219632877
I do just fine, and you act like I am looking for anchors. I'm not
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>>219630618

You usually know going in but 2 thinga keep you

>the hope that things will get better somehow
>sunk cost fallacy
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>>219632935
if we had common sense anal laws this never would have happened
how many more lives need to be lost before action is taken?
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>>219632711
I was a straight edge guy til I met her she got me into drinking partying and drugs too. She instigated a bar fight calling me a pussy and chicken for not doing anything about some guy hitting on her (again, anything to keep that girl) so I fought the guy and leaving the place got arrested for assault, driving intoxicated, and the coke in my pocket. Spent 3 months in county jail before the lawyer straightened things out. The girl was fucking some other guy days after. Acted like I didn’t exist when I was out. Some women are legit succubus demons.
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>>219627235
Don't judge him until you walk a mile in his shoes.
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>>219633137
I mean, seems like you had some issues too lol. Hopefully you learned from this.
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>>219632163

Hes not dead hes just corpsemaxxed to appeal to the necrophilic foid gaze
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>>219631956
Who would buy those awful shoes
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>>219631956
ok sounds like they deserved it
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>>219632163
>>219633191
QRD on this fella?
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>>219625465
Come on. She was pretty attractive. She just had a bad dress sense. She could easily have been a 9 if she'd stayed in better shape, wore nicer clothes, and wasn't a crazy Facebook lady. Imagine how fine she'd be if she were alive in the 1940s.
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>>219632935
When you put it that way it makes sense.
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>>219633309
The king of looksmaxxing, sniffing used panties and Roman trivia.
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>>219633359
>A 9
>That face
>Those lips
Post another 9 or your 10 for me man wtf are you on about.
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>>219633359
>>219633502
This is me again. If she were alive in the 40s she a wineo pill mom who probably gets fingered by her Dr.
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>>219632407
So? I'm not putting it in myself.
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The thing that really gets me is throwing the kids in an oil tank to drown one by one. The first one saw what happened and she let him do it to her.

Couldn't have gassed them in the car or something, if he really had to kill them.
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>>219627751
I'm beginning to think he was focused on the anus to avoid looking at the hairline. She's got that Robocop wearing a wig thing going on.
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>>219633969
Did he drown them in the oil tank or the bathroom at him? Also he's a full grown adult and the children are what like 3 and 5? What exactly was she gonna do? They seemed stupid too.
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>>219633969
He strangled them before throwing them into the oil tanker.
Chris even mentions having to crush their skulls to get them to fit into the tanker.
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>>219634112
Jesus this guy truly is a retarded monster
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>>219633969
>>219634044
There was no oil all 3 were dead in the house before the ride to the tanks. The whole thing about the kids riding with their dead mother and drowning in oil was to further sensationalize the story.
https://youtu.be/TASfDYVfyZ8?si=zMPQC41ExAm_1aJW
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>>219634139
The "You're next" quote is real right?
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>>219634137
All the funny ass details about this case do really distract from the fact that Chris is demonically evil.
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>>219634227
splatter techs proved the whole crime was premeditated. Those little bitches used dipping sauces BEFORE throwing the nuggets.
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>>219634287
They kinda highlight it in my eyes. This dude really killed 3 people. 2 of which are his blood. Because a woman let him fuck her ass. There's more to it of course but it hinges on him meeting this woman and her being a total freak. This probably isn't the first time this has happened in the world.
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>>219634137
He googled nearest volcano to throw them into lmao
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>>219634387
not true... chris googled volcanos and craters on the moon because he was a huge fan of puckered orafices.
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>>219634387
No, serious explanation, he searched for specific volcanoes in Mexico because they would have been hiking locations. He was planning a trip there with the mistress, which he robbed himself of via the murders.

Thinking of driving all the way down to Southern Mexico where the volcanoes are, with the bodies in his vehicle, would be too retarded even for Chris
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>>219634287
>start fucking around with some glowie spook daughter
>previous comments on various social websites by neighbours mentioning how she would fly off the handle, attack people with a knife, break into their houses etc
>Her father is associate with company doing safety inspection that's also working with the company that Chris is working for
>Nichol googled and looked up Chris entire family 9 months before laying the bait and meeting him
>Ends up honey dicking him into some epic masonic le troll
>Calls him through out the night of the tragic events that transpired
>leaves voicemails as alibi all giggly and barely containing her excitement sprouting random shit to call her back and stuff
>she is literally pinged in the area
>Chris is accused of murdering his entire family for no reason other than for the lulz
>meanwhile what likely happened is that he found them dead and took an L to save his own life by taking the blame, or the elites offered him a proposition to which he refused and they ended up dead as a result, which Chris being the fall guy.
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>>219631242
Richard Ramirez had goth girl groupies that came to his court trials and he ended up marrying one of them. She divorced him later when it came out that he had also killed a child.
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>>219634673
RR was a tryhard faggot. Just look at all his interviews, lol, like the kid in high school who thinks he's edgy.
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engaging in coprophagic sodomy the same demon which all raped antinatalists have then gained access and control
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>>219625170
There's a point of horniness where you can barely even function let alone think things through
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>>219625719
It's not. Everyone I knew was hyping it up like it was this amazing experience you had to try. We finally tried it and it just wasn't great plus my ass hurt for a week.
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>>219636141
kek
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>>219626111
John David Norman was like the Epstein of the 70s and 80s and he wasn't even rich as far as anyone can tell. It's not the elites only who do these things.
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>>219625170
at least the perp of the Idahoepocalypse of '22 had no verifiable connection to the victims.
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>>219634636
200 years ago, she would've been tried as a witch and sentenced to death alongside Chris and it would have been closer to justice than what was determined in a modern courtroom.
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>>219629170
That was God trolling everyone in that room with omnipotence
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>>219629603
If we were allowed to off retards who were already born you wouldn't be around to post in this thread
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>>219627012
he probably discovered space is fake and gay
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>>219629170
Like you need any further demoralizing, tubby.
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>Shanaan, look what I ordered today.
>Chris, no way.
>Ok.
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>>219625719
Why don’t you try it
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>>219638334
>he's believes it was the patsy and not the tranny roommate who killed them all
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>>219626361
Dullards exist across class and race. Walmart is just a corporation that gives you a solid paycheck every week. For 150 million americans that is they have going for them. Bootlickers are dreadfully distinct because they choose to worship and obey tyrants that will do the same for them.
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>>219626834
They had made plans to go in the morning to a doctor's check up and it all unraveled. It is true they won't take it as seriously if you aren gone at least 48 hours but special circumstances like suspicious disappearance are obviously going to get immediate attention.
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>>219629170
Based schizo noticed. Check out the army psyops recruitment to see their full effect.
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why was she like this?



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