>ZorroIsn't he just Mexican Batman?
>>219627267actually he's the Mexican Scarlet Pimpernel, Batman is the American Zorro
When I was a kid my favorite heroes were Zorro and Batman.
>>219627297thisbtw I really love the 1982 Scarlet Pimpernel movie
>>219627267Zorro is socialist Batman
>>219627297this
>>219627267Wait till you find out who inspired Batman
>>219627901The Shadow?
>Catherine Zeta-Jones was born in Swansea, Wales WTF. I thought she was one of those upper caste latinas. I've been lied to.
>>219628061Salma Hayek is half-German half-Lebanese
>>219627267Does batman have a sword or a hat? Baka ass nigga
Zeta
>>219628061>Zeta-Jones
>>219628061Celts have always been a little dark. That or they are milk pale there’s very few in between.
>>219628105ok what does that have to do with anything?
>>219628031Nope. Sherlock Holmes.
>>219627267zorro is much more impressive than batman
>>219627901of course i know him.
>>219628031The weed of crime bears bitter fruit. Crime does NOT pay! The Shadow knows...mwahahahahha
>>219628821why are mexicans allowed to post? Zorro is spanish nobility. He fights for mexicants so one day they can becomes mexicans, stupid fucking beaners never acknowledging what spain and portugal is, what they did for you. Stupid ugrateful beaners
>>219629826Zorro is from Alta California
>>219629826>immediately spic out for no reasonwhat the fuck? all i said was that zorro was more impressible than rich ass privileged bougie batman and you start airing out all your spic dirty laundry. what gives?
>>219627267yeah basically. one of the flicks even has bruce's parents get shot while leaving a theatre thats playing "zorro the gay blade"
