Kodos the Executioner editionPrevious >>219596128
star trek sex with shran
>>219629642I just finished watching The Apple>Aliens live immortally in paradise with a "God" providing for them>they don't need to work or do anything except feed their god>Kirk comes and blows up their god>"you'll learn to work for yourselves"I thought Gene wanted a (communist) paradise. Now those aliens have to get jobs and pay taxes.
>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.Jesus wept
star trek docking with the shran
The first 6 'sodes of DS9 S6 are so kino; there are so many Dukat, Damar, Weyoun, and Female Changeling scenes, it's like the villains took over the show just as they did the station.
>>219630523Is this a Cardassian ship
>>219630446They should’ve executed Jake
>>219630446Fuck Marry Kill
So based
>>219631532Goddamit Uhura, get with the program, or they will discover us!
I started watching Picard because I hate myself I guess.
>>219629948This is unironically how zoomers view anyone older than 25. The spike in suicides when they turn 30 and aren’t millionaire influencers is going to be an epidemic.
>>219629642>I was a soldier in a cause. There were things to be done, terrible things.
>>219629948This is how I feel at 33
Is he right?
>>219632734No. Boomers love and defend this slop. Just check the bbs. I guess liking it makes them feel young and "with it"
It suddenly occurred to me only just now to look up whether there was a USS Voyager in the US Navy...What a magnificent ship!
>>219632734>>219632814
>>219632815We could just forget that and pretend Voyager was named after the British (later, Australian) one
>>219632734That certainly was an attempt at cope.
>>219632734Are we obliged to like something because it's new?
>>219633206We're meant to have religious brand loyalty regardless of the quality of that brand's current products. Since we don't, we are heretics.
>>219630155They had to free their ship.
>>219633379For some reason attitudes have changed considerably in the last 20-25 years.Back then, it was normal to shit on Voyager or Enterprise, in fact it was encouraged.But now it's considered "nazi incel behavior" to not just automatically love everything that comes out. "It's your moral obligation to support it!" and so on.
>>219632814Frakes and Spiner are always dropping zoomer slang despite qualifying for Medicare. It makes me fell less bad for using brainrot words even though I was born in the 1990s.
>>219632734The nature of the props used hold little significance to the overall work if the stories are good.
>>219633499>But now it's considered "nazi incel behavior" to not just automatically love everything that comes out.It's because the people who care the most and are the loudest about nuslop are actual Nazis shitting their pants because there's black people or ugly people in Star Trek and making 2 videos a day about a show they don't even watch for the grift. The people who aren't watching it or just think the show is bad but aren't /pol/brained retards aren't saying anything.
^stale b8
>>219633387Even before that, Bones acting all righteous about imposing his way of life onto them feels wrong.
>>219633690It's not bait it's the story of this entire fucking board.
Then fuck off
>>219633598Nigger nigger nigger.
>>219632734No. It's canon/source autists and woketards. They had their young and normie audience with the JJ Trek movies. Then both of those ratfuck groups began to tear it apart: "It's sexist and too male", "The ship is too big. It's a fucking brewery". Along came Kurtzman to fully side with the woketards and all of it was just squandered away.Honestly I hope they completely reinvent Star Trek and take inspiration from the western elements of Sheridan's 1883 but applied to space. No more Kirk. No more memberberries and cameos. No more Enterprise. And like Sheridan you stay the course and ignore the haters.
>>219633598Someone in the aftermath of WWII once said something like "In the future, those who call themselves anti-fascist will be the real fascists".This quote was attributed to Winston Churchill for some time, but regardless of who really said it, the fact remains that time has inevitably proven it to be true.
>>219633824I've heard that song. It's hilarious.
Seriously you guys have mental illness exactly the same as ponyfags. Video games and anime aren't as entry level normie accessible so those boards don't suffer from it AS much but "/pol/faggotry outside of /pol/" should have been made a bannable offense ages ago.
>>219633949>The ship is too big. It's a fucking breweryThose are not illegitimate complaints
Have you even BEEN on /pol/ lately? It's all /leftypol/ bait threads.
>>219633949>"It's sexist and too male"I tried to find some Trek videos on youtube and got two woketards (male) saying "SNW is conservative propaganda" or some shit.Can only hope that studios learn that you can never cave to woketards.
>>219634171400 people are supposed to live on it for 5 years. it would be fucking huge
>>219634098That's pretty much a totally fascist idea there, Sonny.
>>219634345The Enterprise-D has over 1000 people on it for 7 years and there's more than enough space for everyone.
>>219634171I once took a tour of the Enterprise at Busch Gardens Williamsburg.Do they still hand out free beer like they used to?
The Wounded is such a kino episode. Colm Meaney can act
>>219635161Did Youtube recommend you clips from that episode today, too?
>>219635161He's in the top 5 among Trek actors all time I think, main cast members anyway.Patrick StewartShatnerNimoyKelley Meaney
>>219632734It's funny, the way this is worded is somewhat admitting that the sets of past entries feel more real than newer ones, despite them being higher budgets. I suppose it's the utilitarian simplicity of a space submarine or similar, versus the neon nightclub rave atrocities that are the more recent bridge layouts. Old trek looked comfy as a kid, and even moreso as an adult, new trek looks like I'd get a splitting headache after half an hour, while wondering where the bodypainted chick with the bag of MDMA pills is.
>>219635668I swear it's literally just be because the old sets had at least SOME matte surfaces. The new sets look like they'd be confusing to walk around in like a hall of mirrors would be.
>>219635161It’s the best kind of sucker punch watching him turn in a banger performance after being the ship’s doorman for three years.
>>219634098Antisemitism should be a bannable offense (actually I’m coming off a 2 day for making a joke about Israel rn)
>>219636269racism outside of /b/ is already bannable
My friend told me there is lot more shit-trek than goodtrek therefore star trek is shit and i couldn't say anything and lost the argument. Maybe he is right.
>I have good people willing to do their bestthe writing for this episode is so great
>>219634218Karmic justice.
>Commander, I've made a career out of knowing when to leave, and this Bajoran provisional government is far too provisional for my taste. And when governments fall, people like me are lined up and shot.
>>219636269Why is it always the leftist faggitty fascists that want to ban free speech?Yeah... Let's just ban all political speech in Star Trek... Even though Star Trek itself is, and always has been, literally saturated with politics.You people are total idiots.
>Why is it always the leftist faggitty fascists that want to ban free speech?>Yeah... Let's just ban all political speech in Star Trek... Even though Star Trek itself is, and always has been, literally saturated with politics.>You people are total idiots.
You have to admit, if you take out the fatties and negresses, nuTrek has some cute actresses.
>>219637162>625 episodes from TOS to ENT>10 feature film movies before JJvs>~250 episodes of nutrek across all series>3 feature films (JJtrek) and a direct to streaming movie (Section 31)
>>219638004Redditors and brown people hate freedom.
>Redditors and brown people hate freedom.
219638197That's a man.
Kek nutrek tranny is mad
>>219638224I respect jj trek more than any star trek program of the 2020's except Prodigy.
219638197That's a woman.
>Kek nutrek tranny is mad
Star Trek?
>>219639123Yes.
>>219638224And not a single person can name one character or idea introduced by NuTrek. I don’t know what’s worse, NuTrek having zero cultural impact. Or a whole generation thinking Star Trek was always about 21st century identity politics.
>>219639326>And not a single person can name one character or idea introduced by NuTrekAdmiral Sheer Fucking Hubris broke through to the mainstream, at least
>>219638875>current year guy>berniehow fucking old is that meme? Did your mom make it?
Scott Bakula's New Star Trek: UNITED Show Confirmedhttps://youtu.be/HRJllmbN6c8
>>219640522Could this be the 2nd Valid Nu-Trek?With the 1st valid Nu-Trek being Lower Decks.
lower faggots is for trannies and retards
Rewatching Skin of Evil now. Kirk would have talked Armos into killing himself. Sisko would have done something even more wrathful. Picard was too soft.
>>219640522100% chance it's just going to be more slop
>>219639123Star Track
>>219640522They dont make actors like Scott anymore, they ran out of the wood.
>>219641285heh
>>219640522horsehit youtube clickfarming. hate you faggots
Thinking about killing all the Bajorans again. I’m addicted to it
>Worf didn't destroy the Enterprise>he lost it while cloakedoh
fucking gay never post that shit again you queer
>>219641009And if it were TAS the situation would've resolved itself by the Skin of Evil realizing he is being maybe a little too harsh. Then he lifts the crew back home.
>>219642168in TAS they marooned an evil space ghost thing on an empty planet
there is no way anyone is gonna make a tv show starring Bakula again kek
>>219642374he actually is a pretty good tv actor. i could see him being a judge or a chief of police or a head doctor or something. maybe not the lead but definitely an important role
>where are the tomatos you son of a bitch!?
>>219642583Eddington did nothing wrong
>>219642652that goes without saying around here
>>219642433I liked him in CSI
I've been thinking for a while now that a drone show for Star Trek would be cool as hell. Imagine being able to see a 1:1 Enterprise-D sitting in the sky with your bare eyes and finally being able to understand the mammoth scale of it. Look at this shit:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1ho1-JBBmw
>>219642946I really want to see a drone show where the drones fire machines guns
I didn't realize that the Man from Earth was in Star Trek Voyager, neat.
>>219642946 (me)ew, I watched that video muted, wouldn't have thought Guinness would be using AI narration
>>219635568Replace Patrick Stewart with Patrick Stewart (pre-movies).Movie Picard and PIC Picard are utter garbage compared to TV Picard.
Why did Cardassia return the orbs anyways.
>>219641851dukat pls
>>219644321Billions would’ve not died in the war if they had just built him that statue.
>>219644397What war?
>>219644579Dominion.They only ever got a foothold by allying with Cardassia
Skibidi Trek
Did Dax fuck this guy or just want to fuck him right before her wedding? I forget which it was.
Dax is acting like a Risian slut
>>219639326The Burn and The Red Angel, but only because they're competing for dumbest scifi concept ever created.
>>219645664What kind of person do you have to be for the Risians to call you a slut?
>>219635568IMO it's1. Stewart2. Spiner3. Shimerman4. Picardo5. Auberjonois6. Nimoy7. Meaney8. Shatner9. Kelley10. Phillips
>>219646896That's a pretty good list
>For the next ten years, the Empire was ruled by a Council elected by the people. Modern-day Klingon historians refer to this as The Dark Timekek, never caught this before.
>>219645301Just watched this 'sode. He and Morn wake up from behind the couch right after Dax does. I feel like it's implied they had a three-way.Also why would Worf invite Bashir to his bachelor party but not Odo? Worf and Bashir barely talk and Odo seems like his closest friend since Riker. Also a missed opportunity to have some TNG cameos but I get that IRL budget + scheduling and in-universe wartime + short notice justifies their absence, but still.
>>219647847>Actually Sirella, your great great great great great grandmother was a whore who slept in the stables
>>219642374It's time for his comebakula!
>>219632734Boomers probably don't even know about the existence NuTrek, but it's not on television. Boomers aren't doing streaming services.
Fuck shifters
>>219632906It's Gens X and Y who hate NuTrek, because we actually have to deal with diversity bullshit firsthand, Boomer experience with diversity is mediated entirely through television. This is why why, on the whole, Xers and Millennials are far more racist, homophobic and antisemitic than Boomers.
>>219633598Those content creators to whomst you're referring are not National Socialists or Third Positionists, they're in fact basic botch cuckservatives, I can assure you they love niggers and faggots and jews just as much as you do and when they say "Democrats and liberals are the real racist Nazis", their equally midwife brains genuinely believe it.I'm a Nazi, I just have my own headcanon and ignore pretty much anything past Voyager. I've even considered walking back First Contact, now I'm no longer sure if that was a good turn for the series, definitely excoriate the other TNG movies. If I want a new Star Trek to consume, I just make it myself with help of Claude the AI.
>>219641009Picard was basically Captain European Union.
>>219641009What would Janeway do?
>>219650309I feel bad for them. Banished from 109 planetary systems? Solids can be so cruel sometimes.
What the fuck was the First Federation?
>>219635161>Colm Meaney can actHere's a dirty little secret: writers write for actors who can act.For all the cast members out there who bemoaned their lack of episodes, it's because you're fucking dead wood and having teeth pulled is a better experience for the audience.
>>219652110Sector 001 was promised to them 3000 years ago you must understand, the current inhabitants must be removed to make way.
It all makes sense
>>219629642>VILLAINS WHO DID NOTHING WRONG
>>219638244no, lots of white people hate (((you))) too
Jesus "Course Oblivion" is a depressing Voyager episode, what the fuck
I wish they made a series all about the doctor...and another one about the ferengi (´•ω•‵)
>>219653078Not true. He was found out, and eventually paid the ultimate price for what he did, thanks to the patient, unbiased investigation, and due diligence of Captain Kirk.
>>219653784I believe you're thinking of "Mortal Coil"
>>219654176That one too but at least Nelix got to live
>>219641911That's so Worf!
>>219642652>>219642699He was a loser who just wanted to aura farm, and when he realized his starfleet career goes nowhere (because he's a loser), he switched to terrorism, just to be seen.
>>219656675>made Sisko so anally annihilated he perpetrated an act of quasi-genocide on helpless civilianskinda based
>>219659272Those were terrorists violating the treaty between the Federation and the Cardassian Union.
>>219659555they werent violating the treaty. they werent bound by it. the federation abandoned them and then turned against them. sisko is actually unredemable.
>>219659818He's talking about relationship with his sister, right?
>>219659860No, this is when he saw ST ACK was cancelled.
>As far as they're concerned, we'll always be niggers.
>you know i cant stay>tell the frieght Im sorry
>>219646896List needs Alaimo and Coombs tied for 4th
>>219660412theyre much better actors than any of the leads.
Will you buy IDW's 60th anniversary special comic?
>>219660627>doesn't even include the only real gay character in trek for shame
Did the Klingon Empire have subjugated species? Slaves? What happened when the Klingons turned into cucks after that moon went boom?
>>219660684Garak is definitely bi, not gay.
>>219660627>you're on an away mission with the only gay Vulcan on the ship>he's about to experience pon-farr
>>219661287>Ferasan attache from the Klingon Empire smells a Caitian crewmember going into heat>both have to be restricted to quarters>both end up breaking containment and by luck of plot comedy end up in your quarters on your weekend off>???>report to station several days later hobbling, covered in scars, with the biggest shiteating grin on your face possible
>>219660822>subjugated speciesNo, they have alliances with major players like the Gorn.>slaves?Only penal ones, I think, and that might be restricted solely to Klingons. It's more they've lost their honor and so are considered below personhood, than standard slavery for the sake of it.>what happened after the moon boomMajor concessions both to the Federation to become allied as well as local powers such as Orion for trade goods. Within the military and political structures not much changed. If you're willing to accept books and STO lore, species like Ferasans and Gorn have risen quite far in their ranks, to equivalent of captains and admirals.
>>219660822they did but it was more about conquering than controlling. they also had a lot of colonies. praxis exploding didnt slow them down much because they made peace with the federation. klingons didnt need help. they just needed to end the cold war so they could reallocate resources to domestic issues. the threat of klingon refugees shitting up the galaxy was imagined. same as the klingons imagined the federation was a military threat.
>>219661976They planned on subjugating the Organians and from what we see in that episode its standard procedure for the Empire
>>219662103i wonder if that junior organian got fired for fucking up and making first contact thousands of years too early
>>219662103I was assuming we were talking movie era, some of the TOS lore got changed and shuffled around to make them less... blatantly evil. Even then, and it's been a good decade and a half since I last watched it, but from what I recall their intent was solely to have military occupation for strategic placement against thr Federation, not to uplift the people of the planet into the Klingon Empire.
>>219660627I'll read the T'Lir/Lily story, maybe the K-Sulu and Seven ones. No idea who any of the others are.
I also wish we got to see more of Qo'noS and civilian Klingons. Klingon houses get talked about all the time, but we never see their butlers, maids, and other servants really
>>219662692I always thought it would be species from worlds conquered within their Empire. Weird, how that is never addressed (same with Romulans).
>>219662186I always liked this interesting twist on a standard "godlike aliens judge humans"/"noncorporeal beings possess the crew" plot
>>219662692Is Qo’noS abbreviated as QoS?
>>219660684Male homosexuality doesn’t exist in the future because the neurological conditioning that leads to it easily prevented.
>>219648985Worf dislikes Odo though
>>219662692we see a fair bit of that in DS9, like grilka's retainer and martok's assistant.
>>219663021only thing worf was right about
>>219650393Is this why boomers called younger folks "TNGeezers" for refusing to be as "open minded" as they are?
