>FTL NEWS:-- James vs. Bashir today-- Winner moves on to face Bingo+Bongo in the finals-- Season ends Monday, Van arc starts immediately after-- James is saying "I love cunny" and "fuck ZOG"-- Jet openly admitted he's been rigging this season for Bashir, which was already obvious-- Bashjeets are STILL playing the victim because their skin is too brown-- CONFIRMED: Ninaseethers are reddit fedora faggots https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1sib20w/letty_being_production_was_an_awful_decision/-- Bingo isn't going to "reject" me. When I'm not watching the show, and I'm going about my daily routine, then I'm busy ruminating about how I'm going to make this work, and how I can make this play out in a way that ends with marriage. This shit is on my mind non-stop. I've spent a lot of time and energy into putting together a wide array of "plans" for meeting up with Bingo, and while some of these avenues might be the social equivalent of wiring myself to a car battery with jumper cables, I'll do it if that's what it takes to be with her. I don't care how much it hurts me, I don't care how drained I am at the end of each day, and I certainly won't care how much money is going into her pcoket. I just care about making her happy, and Bingo would never leave someone who's life desire is to treat her with love and kindness. Keep seething.>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fishtank_(web_series)https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>219629497
SEND HIM IN
trixie mogs
>page 2interesting
the beautiful Vimp is still sleeping
Jet from Addams Family. Remember him?
I LOVE YUFFIE I LOVE A WONDERFUL MOTHERS HOMEMADE CHILI I LOVE MY MOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
YALL NEED TO STOP SIMPINGSTOP SELF INSERTINGAND FREELOADERMAX IN THIS BITCHPERIOD
You know I've seen a lot of what the world can doAnd it's breakin' my heart in twoBecause I never wanna see you sad, SamDon't be a bad guuuyBut if you wanna leave, take good careHope you make a lot of nice friends out thereBut just remember there's a lot of bad and bewareBeware
>>219630985>James Drakes please doode I can't breaf
>>219631021>I LOVE CUNNY! ROCK AND ROLLLL!>You don't have to be a pedophile to be a cunnyrocker. James Drake is a cunnyrocker.
>>219631042anyone remember the season 1 poster who had the video of the girl in a similar mask cutting that guy's dick? only real ftl posters remember
Imagine Sam in Cunnytank
Can’t stop thinking about Bongo. My stomach is in knots as we get closer and closer to the end. I’m worried she won’t like me, I know she’s going to have tons of guys in her DMs.
>her entire value is based around which male she is attracted toVimp does not pass the bechdel test
>>219631042she was a predictive pattern
>>219631063we only use "the beautiful" for one person around here, buddy
>>219631047another succesful astroturf by bashircord
>>219631100
family guy
>burt getting an autograph from bam for tedaww that’s nice
>>219631086OOh BABY BABY
>>219631082>Dumbgay>Suzie>Burt>Bliccy>Alex BI’ve enjoyed these freeloaders more than any of the actual fish this season.
>>219631047Bashseethers never recovered from this
>>219631030what happened to organic thread sovl why does nobody make stuff like this anymore
>Buy a house for 50k
Bongo sitting and bouncing awkwardly on my cock while Bingo grunts annoyed that it's taking too long
>>219631100Do you look like case oh / frank hassle?Are you ready to support her, her mother and sister?
>>219631133Don’t reply to my genuine love and feelings with AI slop.
>bongo thinks she can buy a house with 50k (39k)
>>219631157burt's a good man
>>219631133imagining her with this body with some stretch marks is making me hard
The days of watching bingo bongo wandering around the house carefree bumping into each other are already over forever. I feel sad
>>219631100>Can’t stop thinking about Bongo. My stomach is in knots as we get closer and closer to the end. I’m worried she won’t like me, I know she’s going to have tons of guys in her DMs.>t.
>>219631173it's real footage my guy
>>219631157does bam really think its the 20th?
>>219631178>claaaariiiice
>>219631147the 20 people poll from 4chan.org?
where the fuck is bingo
Oh, Sammy, Sammy, it's a wild worldIt's hard to get by just upon a smileOh, Sammy, Sammy, it's a wild worldI'll always remember you like a kike, man
>finale written by nina, binx and kimmee
>>219631155FHA loan downpayment can be less than 10k for a shitty little house
>>219631177In some of the 'flyover' States she absolutely can. Even if it's towards the deposit she can.
>>219631166>Do you look like case oh / frank hassle?I’m not as fat as them but I’m not skinny. >Are you ready to support her, her mother and sister?I’ll support her and her sister as they work on their art. I already have to take care of my own sick mom so I wouldn’t be able to take care of their mom too. The smoke from her cigarettes would be bad for my mom.
>>219631200he's well-seasoned time traveler
>>219631100Are you 20 min away?
>>219631177she hasnt watched scuffed realtor
>>219631184Ugly letty mogs this new one
>>219631189god damn laura and blaine are shorter than i thought
what is tj doing
>>219631097
>>219631245winning
>>219631188It's closer to reality than you think
>>219631241Laura is already a goblina
>>219631157good friend burt
Bam got the pass
>LAURA WANT CAKE>LAURA WANT MORE CHILLI
>>219631239Nina has always been beautiful... <3 <3 <3
i dont watch anymore. i saw some clip of the twins getting eliminated a few days ago, but now they're still there and in the final two? what?
>>219631245Trusting his gut
BAM JUST GOT A LIFETIME N-WORD PASS!!!
>>219631155dreamworld
Any pics or webms from last night sleepover?
>>219631097Real snuff or was it that hotel segment from /V/H/S/?
>auto sageWE MIGHT HIT 800 BEFORE THE SHOW ENDS IF THIS CONTINUES!
>>219631271theyre freeloaders
>Blaine and Alex B where in the house at the same time
I want James to win to own parasitic production and the shitty retarded megafans, I want to see him with the money and lifting up a laughing and proud Carolina and giving her a big sweet kiss and her saying “you did it babe!” while Jet, Ben and Letty seethe and hit galaxy gas in the background
>>219631271So is Bashir, this isn't really a gameshow
>>219631177she's talking about using it to put a down payment on a househer and Bingo already talked extensively about this
>>219631230REINDEER DO THE STANKY LEG
>>219631245trusting his gut
... I want that pic
>>219631294Head and Laura were in the house at the same time
>>219631285I just watched Binx fail to count past 12 and forget how numbers are supposed to look like
Bongo is walking around with the plushie because she has a baby fever/mommy instinct, that means she needs to be bred (by me)
>>219631304does she have the credit to get that approved? if she doesn't have the income coming in they won't sell her the house
not sure how i feel about the finale being Bingo vs Bongo
>>219631226Sorry to hear about your mom, anon. Sometimes forming parasocial relationships isn't healthy. Hope you find your special someone.
>>219631294>blane and JD were in the house at the same time
>>219631307is this TJ?
cumming into Bingo's elf ears
Burt is honestly one of the funniest humans I've ever seen. Crying laughing, I need to see that photo on Bam's instagram
>>219631290why are the thread autosaged?something in the op maybe? zog?
>>219631188she may slightly chubbier than the AI picture, but its definitely not far off from the truth. she's stacked
The best to ever do it
>>219631326No way she does, she already mentioned being in debt so they could make rent on their current apartment.
>bam doesn't even know there is an elimination today>>219631320no fucking way they were. i refuse to believe that
>>219631325Are you at tall fat guy with a shitty beard?
>>219631320why are you lying. Caroline and Laura were in the house together
i hate when niggas use the word "production" to refer to the wiggers
>>219631208In a coma hopefully, little mudshark bitch
>>219631248grim, i never actually watched the video LOL but i saw the first few seconds and remember anons freaking out about it
>Vicky+Head father daughter botched storyline
James will join Jet and Ben as their bouncer and it will be his downfall. He will start fucking all the orbiter Fishtank girls, leave Caroline and give it to his violent nature.
>>219631357Charity and Vimp were in the house at the same time
>>219631333it would be stupid and pointless and have zero tension. so they might do it
Where did they get some food from? Were Drake and Bashir smart enough to hide it?
>>219631349JD was better than Laura
>Bongo the only one to clock in today at the goo factory
@jet @ben @mints @billottman give them more borax bongo wants to GOOOOOOOOOO
>>219631349
>>219631338>when the cock isn't white
>>219631345I wouldn't do anything like that but they are cute
>>219631349I feel so vindicated repping JD on day 1.
>two fishtank tattoosgrim
>g-string?
>>219631378Watching the wiggers fail to wrestle Alex B was embarrassing Vance was supposed to be their muscle but he couldn’t even heem skinnyfat Bashir
Bongo is such a good girl. i love her so much
>>219631378Carolina said shes mad at him because of Letty situation (not sure what happened)
>>219631397need a bliccy and burt comedy duo show
hey wise guy where's the ice cream in this joint
>>219631386>nigger lips
>>219631380kek
jd was awesome, but i think the vicky love is history revisionism, remember on day one how many times she said she should've put a pouch in before getting in the house
Now that this season is almost done I can rank accurately:Season 3>Bloodgames>5>1>2>Bitchtank>4Place 2 above 1 if the high points matter and not the low points, or place 2 under Bitchtank if 2’s low points outweigh its high points, and 1 above 5 if novelty matters that much.
>>219631338Thanks friend, I know it’s not healthy but I can’t help the feelings I have for Bongo. She’s basically everything I’ve always been attracted to, from her looks to her personality.
>>219631418They'll both be regulars on Jet and bens irl streams
>>219631397tank saved
>>219631392looks like an amputee in the thumbnail
>Bam had to make out with his bandmate for 40 nights in a row because he was afraid to offend fags by saying fagdamn bro
>>219631436>how many times she said she should've put a pouch in before getting in the houseshe was SOOO annoying which looking back is very funny
bongo's hair is cute like that
Trvke
Vicky could carryJD could carry (better Bashir)Landon could carry (denied sleep)Blaine could carry (denied sleep)even Duanye could carry (denied sleep)Wiggers gave us Burt tho
>>219631345THIS
Jet is the luckiest retard alive
>burt asking bam to his face if he's into dudes.
>>219631349Perfect casting. They wanted a vibe nuke and it was exactly what they got.
the dream team
>>219631458Thankfully her hair is short enough that she can put it in a ponytail and it couldn’t be used to grab when trying to rape her. According to her that is.
>>219631451WHo mogged whom here?
>>219631397there's the lad
So how is Jet gonna address the fact they every season the fish have consistently fucked with production more and more?
S3 > S4 > S2 > S5 > S1S3 was peak but botched ending, still peakS4 was good because they were real rough-housers even if it was cut shortS2 was coherent even if I didn't care about who wonS5 is coddled nontent borderline contentS1 is coddled nontent
Why are all ftl girls into niggers? Every season, I can't fucking understand it
>>219631464boy needs to chill
>>219631478goran's head looking extra square here
>>219630888
>>219631447Well I'm not going to watch that.
>>219631470>do you have a fuckable white ass?kek
I actually really enjoyed season 5
>>219631498grim..
Bongo fucking loves slime
>>219631498Cringe as fuck lmao
>>219631468seriously
what time will the challenge be? i want to go fuck my asian masseuse before it starts
>>219631436don't take any posts about people who aren't even in the season anymore seriously its just a distraction type of shitposting
WHY THE FUCK ARE LETTY AND BINX PRODUCTIONWHYWHYWHY
i want however loses tonight to know that i love this last 3 best ever hands down and I LOVE MY MOMMY
>>219631493every single fishgirl a latinoshark expet Letty
>>219631498worst tweet in the history of twitter
>>219631466Nobody is saying this.
>>219631498Don't say that shi
Bongo is making some very lewd sounds in the goo room
>>219631470Burt will just shoot his shot and try to fuck anybody. It's kind of admirable. Very bold.
>>219631486the whole situation was funny i like how jet latches onto him like a monkey
>>219631478this could have been jon, cole, summer, jimmy, shinji, alex b, freddy but they’re all fags
>>219631518Probably 10pm bro idk
I'm sorry Bam, the audience want to know.
>>219631447What are the chances they get stream snipped and fucked with by frank and disgruntled fans of the show?
>>219631531
>>219631464you can just post here Blane, don't have to screencap your own tweets and then post them
>>219631498Bashir pogged to this
Is it still possible to save them from the mentally ill psychos of this community?
>>219631498so friggin based
getting the asmr feeling watching Bongo make goo. its relaxing
>>219631294>>219631320>>219631341>vimp was during 3 elvis/greaser day
>>219630488>>219630488Ellie’s body is actually nuts wtf!That waist and those tits and that pretty face!Jet W
Bashir the type of nigga who would spam chat with MINTS W KINOOOO when mints switches cameras playing music
>>219631498ruined my mood just now. had a big smile on my face before
So Bongo said she’s currently in debt, right now she has a $6k payout from triathlon and the TTS compliment challenge. Assuming she wins that’ll be $56k and after taxes that’ll be about $43k. Will that be enough to buy a car, get a down payment on a house, pay off her debts, buy streaming laptops for herself and her sister, and quit her jobs?
>>219631559they'll be fine
>>219631498I just died of cringe
>>219631045>want some steak? course you do
did they ever do the shit shoe?
This sentimental ellieucker just costed us money
>>219631587It's like we're there with them.
>sabotages the season so that she can remain the most tormented fish of all timewe'll never get a good season again will we bros
>>219631577no
>>219631559They just need to protect each other. Bingo will help keep the creeps away from Bongo and Bongo will keep the blacks away from Bingo.
>>219631577>streaming laptopsgrim
real niggas watching bongo make goo right now
>>219631486jet mogged landonjet mogged himself
>>219631464THATS HOW YOU MAKE MOMMY PROUD BRO GREAT JOB!!!
head is coming back
That's good goo.
>>219631559Nope
>>219631609The season was already fucked well before she showed up.
>>219631559no, Bingo will kill herself and Bongo will give in to inflation freaks
>>219630985Sam would hate him simply because he's a pussy who won't fight because his daddy said no
This the calm before the storm? This is the most nontent day in weeks so far
>>219630985Did you really add my post to the OP, and shoehorn it into the news section? KWAB. You people are so pathetic, that it's become comical. I'm in your head constantly, and I don't even have to pay rent!
>>219631574Yeah she’s probably the hottest fish ever she’s fucking gorgeous
"MUDDACUNTS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in FISHTANK before. There could be MUDDACUNTS anywhere."
>>219631559they can't even be saved from themselves
I didn't know Bam had beef with Knoxville.
>>219631574why didn’t she look like that on the show
Sam is arriving today (it's just a freeloader with the name sam)
>>219631498Happy two year anniversary to this tweet!
>>219631577>$43k>a carYes. Even better if it's a used Toyota Corolla>a down payment on a houseDepends on the house. $20k is a good down payment on most first homes.>pay off her debtsDepends on how much her debts are.>buy streaming laptopsYes.>quit her jobsNo.
>>219631498>you now remember the TaytriotskekI wonder what happened to them
>>219631636he fought vance and did well
it's not rage you faggot, it's that it is quite obviously a performative act done for ego.
>>219631574>smellie astroturfing outside of bantGet a job sir
>>219631498This is now a Tayleigh/Taytriot cringe thread
Why did they only have 3 PPE suits? What exactly was the plan for the goo room?
>>219631559No, both of their fates are sealed
>>219631650>I may be short but I ten foot talllllll reverberated from inside the car
>>219631559if they go on fishtank they are the mentally ill psychos
>>219631464saw on the tv somebody made a poster like that
>>219631677plan?
Bashircels are Taytriots coded when you stop to think about it
>>219631657>Sam
>>219631559They've been fine for 26 years. They got each other.
>>219631658I didn't even realize lol
>>219631637Bashir is a freeloader, and James Drake is the only other one aware of this fact - the only reason Drake stayed is because Bashir whispered this fact into his ear. They both know that Bashir Is going to lose this "elimination" and stay on as a freeloader.
>>219631559They’re absolutely fucked if they don’t have strong boundaries. Everyone is going to crawl out to “protect them form weirdos” like Jimmy and pull them into strangeness.
are we buying Bliccy a present for when she gets out of the tank? What should we get her?
>>219631650I liked Suzie. She was loud when she needed to be but she was also a good cleaner and was a good ally to James Drake.
>>219631666>I don't know why I'm in tears over Tayleighgrim
>>219631676is sarge posting back on the menu?
>>219631676this post is 100% true though
>>219631709new uggs
We’ve really gone far in society where the successor to MTV transgressive comedy shows featuring gay niggers is implicitly pro-religion and even the irreligious degenerates find it to be respectable lol
>>219631658it feels like 5 years ago
>>219631669Bingo needs to get revenge and consume Bongo
>>219631574No wonder Jet is mad and bored with fishtank now that he has Ellie. He probably just wants to be with her
if you post under me you're gay
>>219631709new druggs
>>219631666The few that survived this got cockbuddy'd
>>219631709Im putting a baby in her womb and she'll be an awesome single mom
Do you think Sam would like me? I bought an identical Josie Queso plushie because I watched fishtank and I love Japan
>>219631677The “plan” was to show off how heckin powerful they are by getting their contestants to make goo for them like slaves and then sell it to retarded fans
>Drake still upset about the cunny thingI really do hope Bashir knew what it was and was just fucking with him, lmao.
>>219631695He can't travel to the United States for undisclosed legal reasons
>>219631724It feels like Bingo really holds those nutrients over Bongo. I’m not sure if she’s even consciously doing it at this point.
>>219631694https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774934407684764.mp4
S2 started in December 2023
Bliccy is always fun but Burt being a good freeloader is a surprise.
PTZ is cam is fine again, I knew the flash wouldn't destroy the sensor
>>219631734I do this and I say this
>>219631637the tiger needs to wake up and get his liquor in
>that's what good pussy sounds like *slaps goo*bongo a freak
>>219631734Bashir may be a good contestant but he is an embarrassing person
>>219631666It’s still so funny how she still had fans and that the post S2 /bant/ threads were dedicated to her after this and her licking Frank’s show. She probably had the biggest downfall of any Fish.
He never had a zagnut
>>219631751>bash is consistently a fan of the worst fish
im responsible for 75% of all vimp posts in these generals, why doesn't she get more attention, she's the hottest woman to ever be on fishtank
>That's what good pussy sounds like
Bongo says her pussy sounds like the goo
>>219631653She literally did
>>219631577It’ll be enough money to get repossessed by the bank
Post your best screenshots from fort Drake saga, it was actually kino...
>>219631767People who only watch director cam are sheep
>>219631751>josiecel>taytriot>thought aryeh was entertaining when talking about cartoonsHe gotta be ragebaiting
>>219631777She looks like a man
>>219631747these are childish grudges you hold over your siblings until one of you diesprobably doesn't help they're both autistic and must've shared this fun little fact with everyone they met as kidsthey did say they were bullied as kids
>>219631751>Batshitfags tried to spin this as him simply being polite>Fast forward to him sucking off Josie, Tayleigh, and Aryeh like a complete lunatic
>>219631777she's kinda retarded and boring on her own
>Bongo talking about someone calling her "big knockers" after TTS said she's got GYATTJust one titfuck, please...
>I had a partner back at home that called me "Big Knockers"your virgin, simps
>>219631732she got both of her wombs removed, youre being a bad boyfriend and not listening to her
>>219631788
Holy shit, thats the first time I've seen Burt have some restraint answering a TTS.TTS just asked him to tell Bam what he would do if there were no laws, and he said "I would get back at the people who did me wrong without consequences" and then stalled hoping for another TTS. In any other scenario he would have talked about assualting women
>>219631666>666Bashir was in there no doubt defending her
>>219631777nontent, boring, very stupid, wishy-washy. but yeah she's pretty hot
>>219631797She's a good woman
Diane Simmons is dead btw.
>>219631714Take me back
>>219631798>"People" ITT unironically watching for TwinsAnon...
>>219631826i miss diamond
>>219631797perfection. could only be better, if that ass was on my face
>>219631820yeah not one girl is a virgin in fishtank history
>>219631819>>219631820She said coworker.
>I got really into hexcodes
>>219631815women are supposed to be retarded and boring imo
>>219631720thats a good idea, we can also bedazzle them and she'll appreciate our creativity and effort
>>219631709see>>219631732
>>219631797good woman type shit
>>219631785No she did not. Her face on camera was much crustier and you could see her poorly glued on eyelashes
>>219631819Please, anon. I really can't force your hand, but it hurts me when you post these kinds of things here, and I'm sure that the twins would be hurt if they too saw these posts. You don't need to sexualize Bongo on an image board: you can take action when the show ends, and be with her instead.
>>219631840I was wondering if it was a trick question because of that
>>219631857not on fishtank, though
>>219631853any girl over the age of 18 is not a virgin (unless she's giga retarded, like drooling fucking downy and even then)
>>219631872filters
>burt talking about losing jobs due to how fucked up the fanbase is in front of James
>>219631230Was Reindeer’s identity ever uncovered? Jet was very excited
>>219631820chicks make comments about other chick's tits all the time. and Bongo can barely hide her's because they're so bigalso she did not say partner
>>219631844I watch whoever is producing Goo
>>219631777she looks like the rev
Drake already looks like production in that tank top.
>>219631677The plan was to keep the suits and rotate them. They wanted it as income source for the fish but they fucked the economy and didn't open it until the last week. After it's abject failure they decided to try and make Burt make goo just for a laugh, and when that failed too, they thought it would be funny to make someone get locked in there as a "reward" with the goal of making them crash out. The problem with this plan is that Bashir won the challenge.
>>219631777im too old to simp anymore
>>219631847On close camera she looks like an ageing Babushka type water hag.
>>219631777dude payton was on the show relax
>>219631811Bashir is a superfan that really thought he could bring an expensive cringe wardrobe and it wouldn't get fucked with. Performative faggot.
>>219631716>t. Jimmycord
What are they setting up in the arena?
>>219631870>WHY ISN'T THIS LIKE THE WIRE, JET?>I'M INTRESTING>JOSIE IS INTRESTING>"ERRM, WHAT THE SPRUCE?" REMEMBER THAT, JET??>THAT'S WHY PEOPLE WATCH FISHTANK>LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO
>majority of fishtank audience made less than 12000 dollars last year>spend 30 dollars to say "jd gay" to binx
bros any VR driving game better than GT7? i'm too lazy of dusting off my ps5 and psvr2 and hooking everything up. my q3 is ready to go though.
Challenge idea: Bongo has to wear a pushup bra and tight fitting tops for the rest of the show.
>>219631891Burt didn't have a job, he had a scam business to cheat on college tests. Honestly, I don't know how he never faced legal consequences from that.
>>219631842S2-3 offseason will always be my favorite era.who is this guy btw?
>>219631916Rape Escape 2
TTS convincing bongo to show off her big knockers to prove it
>>219631916James Drake loves boardgames.
>>219631916A flash memory game, stolen from the Mexican knockoff Binx participates in which stole the idea from Mr Beast
>>219631916a "binx" challenge
>>219631559No. I'm going to make them mine no matter what it takes.
>>219631928It was his vollunteer firefighter because people would call in fake emergencies
>need... BBC ...
>>219631918How he still has fans after that just shows that bashirfags are either muslims or josiecels
>>219631478the goats of irl streaming
Bongo is so much better without her sister following around, she becomes a real person.
>>219631925This guy is on to something
>>219631925stupid they didnt slut up the twins
>>219631932>tfw checking out some massive mommy milkers
Any good screencaps or clips of the sleepover vibe repair last night? I just skimmed through it. It looked alright, but mostly just friendtank slopI'm sure bashir had a good time
bam this normies don't know who those people are.
>>219631918He was right about all of it.
Tayleigh is a good woman and I would date her.
>>219631777>why doesn't she get more attentionShe had simps from helping Bashir during the candy challenge but then she quickly revealed she's really retarded, easily impressionable, and disloyal, so she lost them all. Viewers don't like how quickly she turned on Bashir based on nothing but the social dynamics of the house and how she refuses to tell Landon she's not interested and keeps leading him on. It's also not good when you can't handle TTS and start lashing out and insulting the people who send them. I'm not entirely convinced she even knew what the show was before wanting to be on it>she's the hottest woman to ever be on fishtankNot even the hottest woman in the house right now (that's my love Bliccy)
>>219631907how old? im 26 and i was driving last night and was depressed thinking about how im still simping and doing nothing, i usually don't simp but fishtank is satanic and takes over my mind
/fmk/tank
>>219631925visionary
>marry jasoni mean... me too. dude is a piece of ass. and I'm not even gay.
>>219631975does he know
>>219631609Anything to blame poor nina
>>219631395Second greatest moment of the seasonFirst is gifrel
Three bisexuals at a dining table
>>219631975
>>219631961I mean fish will go through their ups and downsBash had always been extremely cringe and gay when he opens his mouth, so it was not surprising to see this happen. But he is still entertaining overall when he does stuff
Why is Carolina malding on Twitter? Drake told Letty to go away.
We're on the Final 3 days and it's now 3pm and everyone is just eating and having funs2 > s1 > s3 > s5 > s4 And I probably would have put s4 above s5 if it actually completed
It’s 3PM and Bingo is still sleeping
>>219632000shut up mints
>>219631960BBC? did I miss something last night kek
why the fuck is bam watching twilight
>>219631777beth is hotter than vimpyou're gay and just using vimp as a beard
>>219631916A Binx challenge, aka a challenge she stole from El Estanque
>>219631960>don’t touch my scalp you’re white!!!
>>219632018yeah she'll wake up around 4
>>219632016the twins were the last to leave the tank - this is when they actually won
>>219631844They're too self-conscious to think watch emiru, and think it's different if the girl they watch has less viewers and sieg heils.
>>219631777
>>219631878>I was wondering if it was a trick question because of thatThe question was literally "Who IS the female news anchor for quahog"It was Diane Simmons for a long time, but she was killed and replaced.So technically Jet worded the question wrong.
I genuinely miss JD vibe nuking
>BONGO PAIZURI CHALLENGEDon't worry guys, I'll handle this one
>>219632013I've read that same tweet 3 times over the last week, are we sure that's actually her?
>>219632024He just thinks vampires are neat
>>219631842BG-S3 offseason was a legendary run.
>>219631975It was a nightmare, production were retarded and didn't figure out that friendtank will barricade them out, and then when this happened they got really upset that their pranks were being stopped and that the fish were doing funny shit like taking Richie hostage.
>>219631961>Letty: Bashir, we need your help. We need you to give us ideas for how to make this challenge more like The Wire...>Bashir: I haven't seen it.>Letty: Ugghh WHAT THE HELL Bashir?!
board game elimination?
bongo is probably overall the most likeable fish ever
>>219631922Nah, it’s unmatched.
>>219631936>>219631939>>219631951>>219631953>>219632030 So who are they rigging it for?
>>2196319753
I will be genuinely upset if Twins win, another Josie in the making. Zero hurdles aside that one day where TTS was mad at Bongo for abusing Bingo.
>>219631842Take me back man
>>219632023When asked what their celebrity crushes were, Bongo said Caseoh, and Bingo said some black soundcloud rapper who she hasn't even seen the face of
>>219632017s2 an s3 second halfs are unwatchable dogshit this is at least still interesting by the bashir drake rivalry, tiger cuck and gay niggas
>Letty & Binx get to design elimination challengesSummer is the most vindicated person ever
>>21963198934 and I haven't simped over an internet thot since covid when I got in shape and got my first gf
Rape Escape 2 elimination challenge between James and Bashir. They each go one by one and the girls just run around and the objective is to rape the longest
Bam should be a freeloader instead of the host
>>219631960Bongo stole Bingo’s BBC in the womb
>>219632017You know /ftl/ is full of oldfags because we’re one of the few fishtank communities that generally thinks season 2 sucked because we were there to remember it when it was airing
>HE'S NEVER HAD DEAD REINDEER DICK
>>219632067I couldn't tell you, but they're definitely rigging it against my favorite.
>>219632017>s2 > s1 > s3 > s5 > s4>And I probably would have put s4 above s5 if it actually completedGood taste anon. This is my order too, except I’d add in Bloodgames before or after S2.
she is a shadow producer producing from the shadows
>>219632071People who say this shit act like Drake had any hurdles. I'm hoping for the Drake/twin final so I can skip it entirely.
The finale needs poop or I'm doing a chargeback.
>>219631997>played truth or dare>landon raped vimp>slut one and slut two constantly tried to break in a steal stuff giggling like highschool girls at summer camp begging for correction>jet raped landon>isis video with a captured ritchie>gay nigger malded about somethingAnything I missed across my skimming of the vod?
>>219632052letty got mogged that time
>>219631842the beautiful ck
>>219631777Flip floppy personality and making the retard thinks he has a chance has soured me on her but she's still hot. Too bad we were cucked out of her showing her legs/ass anymore because of a TTS message
>>219632071Judging from Jet's reaction after the Jeopardy challenge, he seemed genuinely upset about it too
Bam james and burt are decent together
>>219632089bash wins cause he isn't afriad of manhandling women.
It was pretty funny when duanyay was acting like he's better than burt cause he gets booked in low budget shorts nobody sees and 30 episodes of Alex steins failed canceled show, burt responded that he chills with filthy matan and carti it literally stun locked duanyay for a minute. Send tts to duanyay burt is better cause hes more famous and he has his own apartment. Duanyay sleeps on fan couches. Make duanyay crash out on burt again.
>>219632071There are more important things in life to be genuinely upset over than the peepeepoopoo internet show
>>219632067>So who are they rigging it for?It depends, Jet is mad at the audience so it might be rigged for Drake as it would be the most entertaining audience crash out wise
Vimp needs my BWC deep inside of her
>>219632096you weren't satisfied with melted zagnut spread on heads ass?
are they less retarded than their audition now? they can speak in complete sentences most of the time now.
Listening to Bam talk gives me brain damage.
smile /ftl/!
>>219632043He never said or did a single funny or interesting thing. I miss him dearly.
what is bam talking about
bam
Anyone noticed that Fishtank didn't do any special challenges were Bingo&Bongo get to use their 2 person advantage to show how special they are? They no special than a freeloader at this point.
objective rankingS3>S1>S2>S5>S4
>>219632015Bliccy
>BLOWJOB
>>219631777Only people who care about Vimp are Bashitters whenever she interacts with himI'd say something about Landcels but they got nuked
>>219632119Jet likes Bashir now, and he also thinks that Bashir is the least popular of the 3. But still, it's a fucking Binx challenge, man.
>>219632067Bashir is already a freeloader, and Drake is only still here because he knows this, so Bashir is going to lose. Everyone - besides the retarded twins - knows this, and it's why they're all checked out.
>>219632124It has to be real poop.
>>219632094>hello
>>219632126they bring each other downsocialising does wonders
Hahaha Bam and Burt is kino. Bam is actually making Burt crack up
>>219632126Exposure therapy
>>219632126They were nervous for that.
The Burt and Bam show. Insane dynamics
>>219632131
is bam autistic
Why does the meme screen suck so much this season? It's just screencaps of twitter posts
>>219632126You'll always sound retarded when put on the spot. They prob didn't think through what they'd say.
why is jet obsessed with raping landon?
Drake vs Twins finaleWho does more push ups lol.That's it.
>>219631777Her betrayal to Bash was bad. If Bash survives today there is a chance for her to have redemption on the finale I think
>>219632071these threads are becoming about as bad as post vance s1 was
>>219632078grim lmao I'm guessing people attracted to bingo had a melty last night
is Bam retarded?
>>219631478BASEMENT LEAK CONFIRMS THAT BAM WILL BE "BRINGING THE MISCHIEF" IN SEASON 5
>>219632171Jet was so hot during bitchtank
>>219632171bitchtank was kino
>>219632137They did one yesterday with the katamari bug pickup challenge (they still lost)They did 1 with the flag battle one (they still lost)They did 1 with the hide and seek challenge
>>219632050I did see the part where on the intercom ben had to tell them, through tears, mind you, that they had to let the cameraman go or else they would not survive the heckin finaleVery pathetic display. If sharks were still around, they would have gotten brutally raped
bingo bongo winning immunity really killed the end of this season huh
>>219632178They should do this, and then DQ Drake after because he only does half pushups. But the twins would probably do an even shittier job.
>>219632175because chan culture is dead and its been replaced by room temp iq twitter reply guys
>>219632190>>219632190>>219632190>>219632190>>219632190
>>219631961Because even though he complains, he still ends up doing stuff unlike the others.
Talking to Bam would be like talking to Alex B
>>219632182awful times. I remember just arguing every thread
>>219632201bingo and bongo surviving after jet said they are eliminated killed the season
>>219632171How do you do this without getting an insane boner
Isn't it odd how Direnc is a completely crazy stripper ho who did meth but a good woman somehow?I dont know how she does that, but maybe its by being authentic.
>>219632201yep
season 1 was pure nontent and tamed
I like Bliccy because they're going for the early-2000s whore vibe, and it's nostalgic. And bliccy said their pronouns are they/them, so you're all being bigoted to our neutral-gendered ruler. Bliccy's also Jewish, so it's not just "them" it's "(((them)))".She woke up earlier, cracked open a can of Miller Light, and fired up a Newport, in between those MCrumps Piggy Sloplips, them mommy flakka induced hysterectomies making her soggy with blood. Bliccy is my kind of girl :laughing_wiseau:
there's some homoerotic tension with Bam and Burt
>>219632201yeah
>>219632078He's so fucking ugly, and yet she's consistently said Drake is the most attractive in the house and is obviously attracted to him, make it make sense!
wtf happened to kody?
>>219631900Holy shit that's it!Thank you for pointing it out, i knew she reminded me so much of someone and i could never pinpoint it.
what shoes is bongo wearing, they are cute
Why arent there any TTS telling Burt that Bam has feelings for him?
>>219631777the absolute state of vimp simps, you must be down awful. looks like she works at jiffy lube and can't complete sentences
>>219632245kody was raped
>>219632189PIC JUST LEAKED
>>219632226strippers can be good girls. i had a roommate that was a stripper and she was a great person.
>>219632239Bongo is attracted to fat dudes with clout, which is why she wanted to fuck Frank to get on the show.
>>219632245
>>219632175 It's all bashtard posts too
>>219632245He was in the way of Nina's kicktank and had to go
>>219632201
>>219632245letty ate him to show dominance
bongo slime asmr
>>219632254vance wept
Bongo’s job pays her $8/hour and works her 6 days a week.
>>219632201what the fuck were they thinking
>>219632018>>219632034Wiggers wake up at 4pm, why should Bingo wake up before the producers of the show bother to?Meanwhile, much like in their normal lives, Bongo is working alone in the factory
Why is Bam such a scandanavian head
>>219631960The wiggers better let all the coal burning ttses thru when she's up
>>219632231Now that you mention, yeah, it's early 2000s home vibesNostalgic
>>219632222Quads of truth.
>>219632126Because theyve been around "normal" humans for a month they've had to adapt to their language. As soon as it's over and they return to their retard cave theyre going to start speaking in their incomprehensible twin language again, like they were on the first week in. It was actually a really subtle but funny thing to watch them slowly become more articulate and get better at pronunciation over the season
Bam is pretty much a visitor and Jet the host
>>219632275and she works 2 of those
>>219632201the entire fear of beating bashir and james drake is gone also bashir and james drake are men who knows who they have to face
>>219632226it helps that she didn't attempt to capitalize on the audience at all
>>219632245kody has a dark side behind that plastic smile
>>219632290True.
>>219632201i'm trans btw, forgot to mention
>Jet still seething 10 hours later
>>219632245Family emergency apparently.
I see they are still upset
jet walks like he shit in his pants
>>219632201i said they should have been freeloaders for some time now, they are not interesting besides le quirky retard bitches. landon being a fish would have been way better but what do you expect from these fried wiggers? somehow bashir v drake isn't the final fight
>meal for the day is a single protein bar
>show extended
bongo making goo. save yourself from the boomer slop downstairs
>We're gonna need to extend the showhehe suicide
>>219632293Trvke. So are we willing to give Jet and Ben credit for hosting this season on their own?
reminder vance almost broke his foot and letty cried when she was mind raped by airsoftfatty's massage to be in the final 2
jet you fucking retard how are you going to extend the show with 2 contestants
>extending the show for the fucking goo bit
>>219632275it's so fucking depressing man. i genuinely feel for her and not in a simp way. i'd be tard raging too if i had to go back to that
>>219632283he's a fan of Finnish metal (I know they're not Scandinavian)
jet everybody wants this fucking shit to end already
>>219632185There’s one Bingo simp who is spamming about it to try to scare all of his other simp competition off
>>219632293Define "Host"Because all I've seen Jet do this season is pic related
Insider hereKody left because he was against grooming the twins post season
>>219632327she's looking kinda cute today
>show extendedNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If Jet asking Bongo to be his wife?
hey jet if you dont want josie retards to winmaybe dont bring them on the showmaybe press themmaybe do something if your heckin wacky freeloaders wont target themreap what you sow big boy
everything jet neptune says on fishtank is true
What time will the elimination challenge be? Also whoever loses they should freeload until the end. It's only 3 days I don't want us to lose anyone.
michael mentioned
Jet locking down the twins for his harem
>>219632327
Oh Jet is MAD again.
>>219632336honestly it was a net good. I believe the thought of a woman crying over touching your body, even in that context, and all the crashouts of s1, made him change for the best.
>>219632293Bam just shows up to wake these retards up I wish we could see him talking to them in the basement I bet he has called some of their bits retarded to their faces and destroyed their egos
>>219632354He's there every day. In fact the final redpill is realizing this show was always Jet as the host
>i need you to swallow the goo
>3 more days of nontentfuck my life
jet's plan to groom the twins has begun
God damn it Bongo
Dude, just end the garbage already
>day 33Masonic
>>219632342I can't feel sympathy for anyone like Bongo.
They want 1000 goo, sell it for 50, 50k that covers the grandprize. Everything from TTS + Season pass etc is gravy
>>219632366just elimination chocolate them
>>219632275YEAH! BINGOBONGOBINGOBONGO! Hey Twins! DANHAUSEN here. Very evil, very nice. You two are doing a spectacular job, keep being weird for me! Bongo! I think you still have a chance of taking Frank Hassle's daddy chubber against that sizeable posterior of yours, yes it's bigger than your sister's! Bingo, if you're lucky maybe you'll get a front row seat to watch them wrestle! Very evil, very nice. Do you girls have DADDY ISSUES? Me, DANHAUSEN, and Frank Hassle, can fill that Caseoh and BBC shaped daddy-hole in your molested little hearts! Yesh, very evil, very nice. Bingo Bongo Bingo Bongo! Yeah!
>33 daysmasonic satanic wigger shit
except it isnt over
>just tells them it was jet's ideabased
It's an evil show
>33 there's that number again
>>219632399>day 33
Instead of a Show Ending Early bit, we are doing a Show Ending Late bit
>I'll have to watch the finale sober because I dont drink on work daysGrim
>>219632399
>>219632410What if it doesn't sell
I hate Jet
Ben is the hottest fishtank guy
James is pissed 3 extra days hes thinking lmao
>bam reacts to red bam
did the season get extended?man that ai jeopardy really killed this shit.
What is the goo thoughIs it one substance or are there multiple types of gooI barely paid attention to the goo arc as I have been really burnt out on this season by now
Bingo the only one excited about it hahahahahah
JET I WANT JOOPYJOOPY NAKED
this is like the swamp olympics if the house looked the same and there were no olympics and there was no host
big black balls...
>33What a cohencidence
JAMES DRAKE IS GOING TO KILL BONGO
Bongo is the only soul on earth who is glad the show is being extended
>>219632247This nigga dying ruined an entire decade of drumming in metal, especially in terms of production. Suddenly everyone wanted their drum set to sound as thin and dry as his. Superior Drummer didn't help either. The 2010s was an awful decade for heavy music in general.
do you little honkers think this gaslight is for real? or is the gaslight for fake?
>>219631777>hottest woman to ever be on fishtankthis phrase is very overused
>>219631975They held Richie the camera man hostage and forded him to make an ISIS style plea video.
>>219632443its goo
It's obviously a bit they aren't extending the show
Did they seriously extend the show? For how long?
The season will continue until the goo production rate improves
>>219632438vance burries ben
>>219632434Kek
NEW>>219632369>>219632369>>219632369new>>219632369>>219632369>>219632369
>>219632436>>219632434What was bams reaction to this?
>>219632435then they make LESS profit. no loss eaten on labor
>>219632435You underestimate how retarded the paypigs are.
>James Drake turns red>BURT YOU GOTTA MAKE THAT GOOlmfao
danhomo. very faggy, very gay
>literally everyone aside the braindead twins is annoyed the show is extendedLOL
Bam looked really upset and went straight to the basement when Bongo said the show was extended by 3 days
>>219632399based
At least Frank Hassle can show up now
Bashir doesn't deserve the $50k. He doesn't even want to be there.
>>219632474love chris in all these pics
>>219632496bashir whispered to him it was just a joke.
>>219632468Women don't think Vance is attractive.
>>219632491this is why they'll win
>>219632000Anything to victimize your waifu so you can continue to justify why you simp for her.
>>219632517Bashir doesnt know shit
>>219632502kek neither does drake apparently, only the twins
>Bongo’s retarded ass super excited and thinking everyone will be so happy to hear thatWhat a fucking moron, I will say it’s a little sad and shows how fucked their lives are outside the tank though
>>219632502Who would want to be?
so is elimination still tonight then?
>>219632548this is bongos dream and her dream alone
>>219632502at this point nobody does
>>219632261I meant Bingo there, the retarded mudshark
>>219632558A winner.
>>219632542The twins only want to stay because they have no threats in the tank. They will almost certainly be in the van if they get a day rate.
I am starting to think there won't be any actual eliminations. What they will do is make them stay until all the goo containers are full and then pay everyone who is still on the show by the end and sell all the goo to retarded paypigs.Because they let Bashir come back they decided that they won't actually do eliminations. Everyone who is off the show walked off themselves or refused to come back.If Drake was eliminated he would just be asked to come back and hang out in the house just like Landon.
>>219632596reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee twins gtfo do NOT associate with the wiggers
>>219632548bingo hates it and has wanted to go home for weeks
Coddled nontent twins shouldn't even be here still
Wait...you believed Jet? lol
>>219632126The twins came off as legit mentally handicapped in that audition>We ... wood... be... good... uhhh... contestantMy theory is they were extremely high
>>219632491kek
>>219632628bingo was so mad they didn't get eliminated
>>219632447Welp now we have extra time to break the little coal burner, very evil very nice
what time is the elimination challenge?
>>219632446STRIKE THREE
>>219632737Elimination challenge? You mean goo, right?
>>219632226You're a mark, dude. "Good" strippers, let alone prostitutes are the exception, not the rule, and 90% of those who act "good" are damaged beyond repair. There was this German female gangster rapper prostitute, who did an interview at a festival, in which she appeared to be really down to earth and sympathetic. The female interviewer felt really bad for her and they got along really well. Later on that female rapper got arrested by German SWAT and convicted on charges of human trafficking, physical and mental abuse, extortion, organized crime etc., with 3 or 4 young women testifying against her. Ofncourse that's an extreme example, but generally sex work attracts female sociopaths and encourages sociopathic behavior. It deadens womens' personalities. Makes them coarse and jaded inside. Female "sex workers"/ red light adjacent women, are the best and most ruthless female manipulators, with the worst relationship to men and worst view of men (obviously). The trope of the "good whore" is a trope for a reason and doesn't reflect reality.
>>219632491Why wouldn’t they? Their Fishtank experience is hanging around drawing, dressing up in costumes and eating free food.
>everyone canceling season pass>extend show extra 3 days to make them double dip
Bongo being eliminated would probably be the biggest crash out in history of Fishtank. I need to see that.Tell Drake that his Bitcoin can steal immunity from Twins.
>>219632452She works 50 hours a week for $8/h and lives in a shitholeHere, she hangs out with her friends in a nice house and people bring her pizzas (HELL HOUSE)
>>219632201>bingo bongo really killed this season huhfixed it for you
>>219632797>falling for the bit
>>219632465to day 33
>>219632737Huh?
