News: nothing is happening
bongo make over challengehair stylingmake upbraclothesno meme shit actually knock it out of the park like its for some red carpet shit
>only fish with a tts filter to save his feelings>only fish with a ban on cutting his hair, even though it isn't a muslim thing and it's just willie nelson cosplay>jet's said he wanted bash to win the immunity. The challenge was all filled with bash-friendly questions.>he got brought back INSTANTLY after being eliminated, a first. >He didn't get dq'd any of the time he done real dq'able things. >He keeps getting his clothes back and cleaned even though he threw them away/lost them fairly multiple times. >3 days of daycare because they can't/won't discipline him.This is a fix
They should have just kept landon drunk and focused on vimp. Easy content to the final
post clip of binx moaning pls
hi
>>219658103Posting it doesn't make it true
do you think Bongo would be weirded out by the idea of being titfucked?i wonder if she is familiar with it to begin with
>>219658103Cope
>>219658108landon should rape her right now
>>219658125hi
I got diamonds on my bank accountThey know where I come fromWhen I walk in they think Bashir is a problemDrop it on the low, make that thing go backEverything is slow, where I sleep I got a stack
does anyone else hate it when your asleep but you know you're still asleep and keep waking up like every other minute but you can't get up
>>219658103dont forget the blatant on camera rigging for the 2nd elimination he lost.they shit on every other character arc to coddle a trustfund kid.
>actually nothing good happened during the day all season>bams visits were all wet farts>constant handicams ruin immersion for everyone and the fish>constant meta talk thanks to bashir.>constant shit testing and production chimp outs. >rigged bullshit oopsies woopsie takesy backsey fake eliminations.>landon is a fuckin faggot drunk simping lolcow now>alex b came back strung out and having a psychosis that was really unbearable>a revolving door of freeloaders who aren't allowed to do anything like throw water i dunno kinda a shit season.
come on guys lets do the neptroon dance!
My brain doesn't even register Burt as being black anymore but something more like an extraterrestrial being
>>219658136she's probably done it 50 times
>>219658133it being true makes it true
TOTALBINGOMAKE OVER
>>219658136Probably. She doesn't like porn and even said it would take her 5 years to give a blow job to her future bf.
>>219658133>>219658140go to sleep jet
>tonight is a vibe repair>deal with it
>>219658108this actually. i hate him so much he might as well keep digging it deeper.
>>219658150Don’t reply to yourself
>>219658126why arent we getting new ones of theseits so goodtec9 in the mouth
>>219658136She likes the idea of sex but doesn’t actually like sex itself (this extends to titfucking)
Like I'm into Jet
>>219658167good woman
>>219658103The truth.Fuck Bashjeet and all his jeetling simps.
>>219658136>literally months ago I ranted to friends about women like this back in the day like the foam adventure girls who had huge tits underneath these kinda clothes and how I didnt do shit about it>manifest the exact thing I was talking about onto fishtankyea theres a word for this level of schizo
>>219658147yeah or when you have a dream where you're trying to go to sleep. it's like I'm literally sleeping right now why am I still tired and trying to go to bed in my fucking dream? it's a tiredness that sleep can't fix.
What happens to Jet if he gets fired. How does he spend his days
>>219658123
>>219658190what do you think her rancid morning breath smells like
>Watching this season
>>219658179bash lost the live popular vote when you ESL faggots were still asleep, the actual audience that matter can see the rigging clear as day
>>219658160it bummed me out how much he wants to kill underage girls
>>219658152>>constant handicams ruin immersion for everyone and the fishIt ruins the entire concept of the show with Ben, Jet and the whores running upstairs constantly too. Just feels like a streamer house
>>219658103holy tsar bomba trvth nvke
>>219658207I don’t care stop replying to yourself
>>219658207Everypoll I've seen has bash ahead of the twins and jamesdrake
reminder that no one watches this slop except a bunch of discord troons
>>219658217scared to tag both posts so you'd get proven wrong, rope
>>219658203god i dont know, but i need to smell it asap
>>219658103>production kicks freeloaders because they bother him too much
Watching Vimp pray to mohammedanism was really disturbing
>>219658190nigga i am going to fucking cry
>>219658231Nigger you would have to tag the post are you retarded
>>219658245I thought it was a cute moment
europeans so desperate to take control in a single area of their lives wake up to spam ftl to talk about muslim cole when the season is so dogshit absolutely nobody cares about anythingbruh
>>219658214bad combination with superfans. people act like even bigger faggots when the cams come out, and you got male tayleighs like bashir just constantly glued to them and even being buddy with the camera crewholy fuck what a nightmare of a season.
Why is this season still on? Was it not only 30 days?
Jetty boy cannot manage 10 people and he thinks he can do 50 lmao.
>>219658245It was just another pickme moment, don't look too deep into it
>>219658103 Bashir and the wiggers fixing it more him ruined this season even more
The twins are gross. Especially bongo. If you find them attractive you’re probably looksmatching in which case whew time to end it.
The show should’ve remained catered to us I think
>>219658235wrong smell picture
>pickmeWhat even is thatFucking zoomer faggots go back to your own site
>jet is so retarded he thought this meant for the viewers not the fish
>>219658268it’s josie all over again
>>219658269shadowfax
>>219658228Places like .rip and non paid audience like bashir MUCH more. I think this is because people that don't pay are more likely to be ""virtuous"" or align closer to bashir's ideals and behaviors throughout the season. Whereas paying people are less likely to align with bashir, and are more likely to align with the twins who at least try to be content(at least bongo most of the time) and also really need it. Which the site polls show.
Imagine fishtank city when everything just shuts off when people on kick are being mean to jet
>>219658274The term has been used since S2, newfaggot
>>219658268never get attached to the female fish or anyone in this show. its only a matter of time before they reveal they would fuck a black guy, or simp for fat streamers.then you got "good women" like vimp who turn out to stray no farther than the flock of swamp hag party gooners who have one night stands and lead on autistic dudes like landoneven considering someone like bongo as obtainable and approachable, think again. lmao its a grim world
>>219658280Josie was like three times as functional, these are quite literal retards
people need to let go of bashir coming back after being eliminated. have you never watched a reality show before?
>>219658276Wow, no words
>>219658269what do we even want anymore?
>>219658276
>>219658294fishtank was created because all those reality shows were gay and fake. it was the mission statement
>this night
>>219658276>haha you think we just watch you guys all day?>im busy playin marathon dude
So 2023?
>>219658290I only have Trish pics and I knew she got gangbanged like day 5
>>219658294this entire bit is just an excuse for them to talk about muslims, who are currently invaders in their countries
>>219658289Telling you motherfuckers it's S3 and above fags trying to tear down the past to make themselves feel better
>>219658287>yelling at 100 people in a warehouse>GET THE FUCK OUT FAGGOTS
You don't know what it's like to love someone for more than their body.
>>219658282So people that give the wiggers money dont like BashirThose that dont, do
>>219658299Autistic big brother with hell house characteristics. And a theme and decent challenges. It’s pretty simple
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xAs8ZvQObfQ
>>219658328just think of that prison experiment in s3 and how badly it would fuck up in a larger scale
>>219658321Burt fans ruined the show
>>219658287jet shuts off water to the schizo apartment bloc to spite micah for shit testing
>>219658316lel
>>219658274It's what bitter ugly women call women they are jealous of because they get male attention
>>219658299S2 but not bad and maybe a little less heavy
>>219658330many such cases
>>219658299we want a bunch of landons and ethots with minimal production presence and actual thought out challenges
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxiGI9TG2FUSomething to watch while they sleep
>>219658150Jimmycord post
>>219658338Burt is goated. s3 was probably the peak.
>>219658310fishtank is basically big brother when it was live 24/7, but with nigger tts and humiliation challenges
>>219658359na
>>219658290any chick that goes on a show like this is automatically trash (though Bongo does seem genuine and nice, Bingo can go fuck herself).
>>219658299I want mentally ill people locked in a house while Sam and the others are messing with them
>>219658365What's wrong with bingo?
>>219658354why did sam dm angie and compliment her erect nipples?
>>219658103>All the samefag repliesJimmycord isn't sending their best...
>>219658330She has the mind of a child.
>>219658338Facts Jimmyfags turned into Burt fans now they run the show they need to be beaten to death with bricks
>>219658365bashfag detectedbingo's the cool one, bongo's been abusing her since they were kids. bashfags just hate bingo because she doesn't like bash whereas bongo does
BINX MOANING IN THE FUCKING FOYERTHE SLUTS FUCKING LETTY LIKE SHE FUCKED LILY
>>219658362 Imagine how bad the last couple of days would have been if they didn’t invite Burt and didn’t keep Landon as a freeloader
>>219658365Why do you like bingo more? Because she likes gross neckbeardy types?
>>219658371AIDS, warts, dying, low energy, low attitude
Have you found this place yet lead?
>>219658299Uhh Big Mac and 20 piece chicken nuggets
Do I? im a nonsmoker but james drake is convincing me to
>>219658338Season 3 ruined the show
>>219658375everyone who hates bash is jimmycord, you faggots have been saying it ever since laura, who bash still complains about
>>219658365at first glance, beth is probably one of the better lookin chicks they got on randomly. but it was only like a matter of fuckin minutes before nudes come out and that she ate shitthen the womp womps come and its over.
>Landon selfinsertersLol
Explain to me right now why the wiggers don’t use the 8 months of downtime to plan daily challengesThis year our only two major challenges were: ‘collect some leaf’ and ‘giant keyboard’ >>219658371Neet chud w/ crush on SoundCloud rapper, smokes weed all day Her sister works 2 jobs, making $8/h, to support her neet sister and insane mom despite eviction notices arriving (bongo’s money is going towards bingo’s weed)
Beth's face on vimps body
>>219658362Burt is interesting except his shtick gets old, his new fans who got into fishtank because of him suck ass
>>219658103So do something about it pussy (you won't)
bliccy feet
>>219658371She's a lazy anti-social retard with a shitty attitude.
They should unironically make Tayleigh production
>>219658396i hate bashqueer and jimmynow what?i don't care about any of them nor who winshow could u care about these dogshit people?
>>219658414Agreed
>>219658394That gum only exists because people are trying to escape an expensive & harmful addiction - just chew regular gum
get fucked we hate you too
>>219658394That’s so expensive
>>219658395I dont understand how it's a controversial take that S3 till S5 is not fishtank
>>219658396Go back if you can't handle getting BTFO jimmycord
>>219658376Not really, she just isn't a no-nonsense shell of a human which most people consider to be an "adult" because that's how many adults are.
>>219658426>how could u care about these dogshit people?he says while calling everyone jimmycord
>>219658435I wouldn’t say this to somebody I’m about to ask to borrow money from
>>219658410planning is super gay dude we're supposed to be able to just do whatever and get free money and onlyfans puss
It's weird that the paypigs are the most supportive and forgiving towards Jet&co. Personally I would be pissed if I actually paid hundreds of dollars to watch this.
>>219658410Because they’re wiggers anon. Imagine they tried to launch this show without Sam. It would’ve failed 7 days in
>>219658431>>219658438what about pouches
>nepo baby given a golden goose and still fails
>>219658455Sunk cost fallacy
>>219658440nigga what S2 was a disaster the doom posting was crazy when the xbox came out, also Sam looking grim. They shit canned the only interesting premise they had cause sams gay christ larp.How in the fuck can anyone call this hell house mustard on your scalp is not a hellhouse retards
Black Nword munkay Coom. Big blax be like boom boom. Gyatt me meetin my doomlookin at dis pile o coomBtw anyone got those klaus bikini pics? We can't be sure he did it unless we see for ourselves. Innocent until proven guilty and what not ya know.
Octavius can go POOP himself
I started watching during season 3 and found myself more attracted to the premise of the earlier seasons. Now that season 4 and 5 have been absolute slop, I’ve become addicted to doomposting and wish I could’ve done so when it used to be cool!
Spread the word, Leadeater is a man.
>>219658466If S2 came out next season people would say it’s a masterpiece. We just had high expectations after a good S1 finale and strong start. Also the season got much better when Brian left
Don't cast fansPlan days ahead of timeDon't get pissy when the audience is madDirector came ONLY through kick, no handheld cam at all
>>219658455The people that would want the show to succeed the most are those that "invest" in it the most.
>>219658466You dont belong here.S2 was kino
>>219658446not me
>>219658394I’ve seen about 5 posts like this so far this season. What the fuck is wrong with you anons that a random guy on (formerly) poophouse show makes you want to begin an addiction?
>>219658478Nufag
>dumbgay having gay dreams about frank hassle waking him up to eat pancakes with burt
>>219658455Paying for this garbage in the first place is already a marker of stupidity, being so forgiving is just more evidence on top of that.
>>219658410if they just make a patreon when they get out I bet they'd get enough simps to retire
wait, so what the fuck was the point of interviewing the fish again with burt?
>>219658476I think you are right
>>219658123I wish binx would send me asmr moaning vids. (Binx’s biggest simp)
pleasestopsayingbad thingsabout my future WIFE
>>219658466you only watched the episodes I can tell
>>219658486Why do you simp for a man?
Very few of them are actually sleepingRough night
>>219658494It was extremely disjointed, like all seasons, but got especially bad towards the end.
ive seen enoughs2 > s3 > s1 > s4 > s5
>>219658515“content”
BINX FEET ASMRLEADEATER IS A TRANNY
>>219658515They were probably expecting him yo ask more gay stuff and not take it so seriously
>>219658492>Don't cast fansthisso fuckin sick of it
>>219658494gemmer
>>219658521That's a good woman right there
>>219658440>muh famous house >muh fishtank reveal I’m seriously getting tired of these coddletank faggots
>>219658521>>219658517You two should kill yourselves
>>219658478its never been cool to doom
I told yall s4 was better than s5 but you didn’t listen
>>219658103>They hated him for he spoke the truth.
>>219658103Main character.
worst thing about this season was them overusing the shit out of cameramen.everyone acts completely different when they're around.
>>219658523the gator squats was on a weekday morning and a scripted cringe shit of brian chimping out that he works at a restaurant and cole had no friends lol bro the season sucked move on.
>>219658535forgot pic o algo thou
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5-S2p8v_8s
>>219658108No, it's gay forced cringe shit pushed by Bianca that isn't funny or entertaining.
>>219658363wildly wrong lmaoeven when it was raunchier big brother never had tts, and production are rightly invisible
OK PRODUCTIONIF YOU ARE READING I HAVE THE ULTIMATE FINALE CHALLENGEThee Skibidi Brainrot Brawndo Challenge:1. Get contestants to come up with new brainrot words and slang terms.2. Audience votes3.???4. profit5. Bashir beheads the infidels>>219658538Same, if I have to hear"Back in MY seasonnnnn" one more timeI would turn the stream off. But I can't because I already haven't been watching anymore.
>>219658563Richie is a main character you don't get it
>>219658554you are still wrong and stupid
>>219657966bongo is objectively more attractive than josie lmao
This season has had its moments for sure but god damn has it suffered from mismanagement. You have a house full of genuine retards, you just can't trust them to self motivate and "create content" for you with no outside influence forcing them to act. They need CONSTANT reminding/whipping/rewards/threats/etc. like animals or they just lay around all day doing nothing. Day after day of no challenges, no interesting tasks or jobs, and constant flip-flopping from production on rules and what is or isn't allowed has done nothing but bewilder and demotivate the already extremely stupid and lazy fish.
>>219658299Weird people in a house. Challenges. Paypigs spamming TTS (no SFX) and the audience doing fishtoys shit with good options (no ''turn up AC'' so the house cools down by 1 degree in 5 hours)I want the show to have solid rules that may change day to day. If you are told you can't leave a room you can't leave the room, period. If there is a shop you need to buy food from, you can't steal from it at all.I want zero bits where production comes out to start telling jokes or goofing around.I want the show to prioritize kicking boring people who don't generate anything of value over people who are interesting. Should probably not do any elimination challenges as long as anyone in the house is boring. Should wait for all the duds to leave, kick whoever is boring and then do proper eliminations.I want a constant rotation of freeloaders whose entire job is to compete in challenges and take away prize money from the rest of them. A better freeloader who is causing shit should stay longer but not for the entire show and a bad freeloader should be kicked soon. They should be given 2 days as a trial period. After 2 days you decide if they should stay or get kicked. If they stay you evaluate their next 2 days, if they were adding to the show then give them two more days, if they ran out of steam and these 2 days were not good you kick them.I want them to get rid of the idea that the show is hellhouse and they need to fuck with them. There is no point in having the cast be enemies of the production. If the production fucks with them it's in subtle ways and because the opportunity presented itself. Putting Landon on a date with Vimp is good because it adds to the organic events that happened. If Jet just walked out of the basement and dumped trash on Drake because it's the peepee poopoo show, that's bad.The lack of being able to fuck with them should be taken into consideration for who goes home, if they just sleep and win challenges it's boring
>>219658548But bro Burt got gaslighted dont you realise he overreacted to my tts that means he knew it was a thing thus meaning it was real to me.
>>219658554 I agreed with you
The problem was JamesDrakeHe's too much of a grounding figure in the house
>>219658595The cast isn't all that great. Bingo has been gone for a week, James Drake is a one trick pony, Bashir is too much of a fan
>>219658554I agree. this is the first time I’ve wanted the show to end earlier, even the rv streams had a little bit of novelty.
The fish will be enjoying a pizza and a movie tonight
>>219658563This. It works for bloodgames because they’re acting but it kills natural content
Burt is the greatest thing to ever happen to Fishtank and this is coming from someone who these hes fucking VILE (irrelevant)unless youre binx its so easy to get him invovled in any bit
>>219658583stop posting pictures of tayleigh
>>219658310It's been rigged since S1
Haleigh's constant hateful thoughts literally manifested on her face as wrinkles and warts like a curse of a witch
>>219658591its not even close. Bongo has a cute face, and is stacked as fuck. also white
>>219658563Idk about worst thing but yeah for sure
>>219658595It's crazy because something like giving them a putter and ball could generate passive content
>>219658235>smells like fried chicken and purple drank
This is probably the most unlikable cast in my eyes personally. I can't think of any fish from this season who I would be happy to see win.
>>219658595It's such a shame because they had a cast this good. 8 months of planning for maybe 5 challenges in the entire show, and most of those were repeats of shit we saw in earlier seasons.The inability of Ben and Jet to even apply basic punishments to people for infractions is absurd. There are multiple times where fish and freeloaders should have been hit with a 20 minute timeout with no talking allowed in the closet. You don't have to kick people off for every offense, but they do need something to be scared of, even if that thing is just boredom. If they keep it up then come up and dump shit on them.
>>219658631He’s a natural entertainer. Knows when to take a backseat, knows what the audience wants, it’s pretty fun to watch.
>>219658554i said this since week 2
The best part of s5 was the icky pukers/ gauntlet
>>219658643few realize this but many are beginning to take notice
since we are all giving our meta takes, i think "longhouse" becoming the new buzzword this season is due to production removing the beef bell and fishbucks/money challenges.nobody has any aggression outlet and there is no reason to be competitive other than to survive elimination.fishbucks existing as an item that can be stolen drove like 90% of the conflict in s4
mints is intersex
>called a «season pass»>doesn’t even last for a season
>>219658595the show doesnt work without sam and ben and jet know it but are trying to save face. sams whole vision for the show is trying to get the best out of the contestants and really push them. not with half assed challenges but with fully thought out bits that have follow through and weight to them. its just a full season of jets half baked ideas like the prison in season 3
I have a few friends I think would be content generators on fishtank
>>219658521>has to look up the number 6>skips 12>when she gets to 17 she yells out "17" like it's a meme of her friend being in a school shooting where 17 of her classmates died>does 22 twice>it takes her 5 hours to draw the numbers 1-22>then they didn't even do her retarded idea
>>219658538Do you think Sam would like me?
>>219658673Yeah no money challenges + the bullet elimination idea resulted in friendtank
Would you rather fuck Mints with a pussy or bliccy with a dick
>>219658276>>219658295>>219658309>>219658314>>219658341arguably even worse than letty and binx on production, paypigs fucking stupid enough to give them $100 a month are running the show
>>219658538Fans are fine l, just cast good. And maybe do a bit of advertising on craigslist
>>219658686bashir = friendtank. he's the one constantly trying to enforce civility rules and 'nobody fuck with my stuff' in disguise
>>219658692I'd rather not
>>219658692Bliccy with a dick no contest.
can someone post link to watch S3 episodes for free? I wanna remember the good times...
The Vimp in everyone's head does not look like the real Vimp.
>>219658684>>then they didn't even do her retarded ideahonestly based
>>219658595I think the cast is punching above their weight. Turning shitty challenges into content some of the time. Production is just trash. The goo room is retarded, the fish at least made part of it interesting
i can't wait until we find out that the beef bell not being in this season was another one of bashir's conditions for joining
>>219658671There's a reason she draws all that evil stuff too
>>219658685s-sure, lil buddy>>219658697no...it's run it's course... it's fuckin revolting
>>219658673but how do you settle these conflicts when introducing guys like James Drake, hes op. any more Drakes and you just get jersey shore with fist fights. the boys downstairs cant break that up or even get there in time godforbid it gets serious.I'm honestly getting kinda tired of the autistic man awkward around women stereotype, I dont need 5+ girls with septum piercings try to make a guy uncomfortable. In the case of brining a guy like Frank to hassle a Drake, Drakes are just gonna throw punches, not fun for anyone (except us)
>>219658713Yeah she's grey now
>>219658692Gimme that bussy Bliccy
>>219658701I don’t care about Bashir but he was one of the only ones causing conflict early on during the plant challenge, the only other was drunk vicky. It definitely is not his doing
>>219658726thats why they need someone like sam
>>219658726>jersey shore with fist fightssounds fuckin awesome desu
>>219658701>bashir = friendtank.It's Bashir and Drake, dude. Drake was much more of a friendtank fan, at first because it kept the target off his back, and he's also a fan of fair competition. Landon was stupid enough to trick into trying to break down friendtank, the twins are never going to do anything to anyone so they're friendtank by default because nobody will mess with them, it's like kicking a kitten.
>>219658713Trvke
>>219658720they said no beef bell before they even watched his audition retard
>>219658692I would fuck Bliccy with a dick. I wouldn't just fuck Bliccy with a dick, I would worship Bliccy with a dick and use my mouth on it and frot with her and make her cum multiple times every day. I'd fuck her until her cute cock came all over her belly and tits and I'd lick it off of her and snowball with her and tell her I love her.
>>219658725Normies suck too. S3 had 3 decent fish
>>219658664>Knows when to take a backseat, knows what the audience wants, it’s pretty fun to watch.Honest to god impressed with this, like the bit with Landon and Vimp kissing he knew it was Landons moment and he was just making little comments.Maybe he does know a thing or two. Interesting guy
Can someone make a list of all of Landons retarded choices that backfired?
>>219658701bashir was literally at the center of every conflict in the house since the beginning of the season
>>219658595It's insane thinking like this>they need instructions because they are autisticEveryone in their position is like this. Someone with autism like Landon sits around all day, someone who is normal like Drake sits around all day. The common theme is that they have nothing to do and they don't know what they should be doing. No one knows what they should be doing.Drake figured the production must want him to steal the goo so he steals some, but with no feedback from production it's clear this is not what you are supposed to do.What would any of you do in their situation? Act like Laura and become an attention whore and just start throwing shit or lay on the floor or hold up a spork?It's always on the production to make them do stuff. Production can just go to wallmart and buy random shit.They can go buy 100 watermelons, and make them bring all of them upstairs into the jungle room only using their legs. Fuck you, here is your content. Do something, anything. Buy some wood, make them build tables. Buy random shit and put them in boxes, make them pick a random box and whatever is in the box they need to use to create muh content. Just do anything. If it's stupid and fails as a bit just go to Walmart and get something else.
it doesn't help that they cast>Charity>Emma>Anissa>Bezo4 complete duds, Vicky was a half dudthen got Emma, a nontent machine, to eliminate Bashirdon't get me wrong Bashir is kinda boring, but he is the only one who stirred conflict with James Drake
here's an idea for a challenge. among us irl
>>219658737drake has cucked zero content, complained about nothing, kicked down most of the doors in the house. drake is the anti-friendtank
>>219658268I like the twins and I am ugly, with zero self esteem, i have destroyed any friendship i have ever had. i feel like there is a canyon between me and other people and i can't connect with anyone on a deeper level. There is a kind of naive innocence that they convey that i am fond of
the show is at its best when its not about conflict. season 2 was full of conflict because the cast sucked and werent interesting as people so it just became people punching eachother.season 3 was the peak of fishtank because it didnt need any gimmicks, the fish themselves were interesting and it was funny because they often didnt know they were being made fun of or what was happening.
Watching the early S2 episodes just to feel something
>>219658754Coming back to be janitorTrying to "mog" burtBelieving anything jet or Ben have told him while he's drinkingFalling in love with binxBelieving anything binx said regarding house dynamicsNot asking james for a handful of candy for being his golemFalling in love with vimp
>>219658754>betraying Bashir>doing such a piss poor job of it that he lost anyway because he spent the whole time moping in his room about how Bashir was manipulating him>>219658770Drake does nothing so he can't cuck any content. By his own admission, every door he has kicked down is because TTS told him to, he is a golem who only does what TTS or production wants as long as he doesn't think it's too mean.
>>219658276lmao he hates the audience
>>219658742
>>219658762Anissa was interesting of the people you posted from the little I watched. Didn't she destroy the quran?
>>219658659I've only been checking into the threads occasionally instead of watching religiously like every previous season, excluding the first few days or so, because of this cast. I barely even care for likeability, any freaks before them at least had something that made me want to watch through production doing their best to kill the show
>>219658762Bezo was there this season?
>>219658794>betraying Bashirfaaaaaaaaaaggot
>>219658786i actually have the most nostalgia for s2 even though i actively hated watching most of it and overall enjoyed s1 more
>>219658777James Drake and Bashir conflict has been good, you just need a good production staff to set things up (which Fishtank doesn't have) and a good cast (which this season also didn't really have). Bottom line is that the wiggers are the problem and need to be burned alive in their sprinter van.
I haven't nolifed this season, why are anons so cold on Landon, saying he deserves it and stuff?
>>219658682S4>Negative G pushover>Craptastic no stakes forced scenes that were unpaidSam didn't always push them and prevent half assed stuff.
has anyone made the montage of all bashir's cheapshots and eyepokes yet? there was a new one yesterday with him attacking bingo for the swatter
Is there any site that's archiving this season or does no one give a shit anymore?
>>219658762all of these were cast when s5 was supposed be moving in a direction away from poop house with ‘no returning faces’. jet has no conviction and should have just gotten replacements for charity and bezo
>no one posted the clip of Binx moaning crange
>>219658786feel acknowledged.
dont niggas know what fucking plausible deniability is? it really is the fucking secret to having fun on this shit. you'll be loved for it
>>219658815He's like a far worse TJ; a retarded TJ. He's like a slightly more competent Dan.
>>219658762Bashir went from boring to pretty good. Cant think of any early season moments from him & now hes at the center of anything going on.
>>219658805He betrayed him because fucking Binx got in his head, man. If he was doing it just to be a bad guy because it was funny I wouldn't have an issue with it, it's the crying about how Bashir hit him first when that never happened that makes it a mistake.
>>219658799she didn't really have a presence and quit on her own, she only half committed to flooding the basement wiggers as well
Jet has to know that when some Kick faggot actually hires writers and staff to make their own Fishtank knockoff it'll blow him out right?That's why hes trying to absorb that audience, however, catering to that audience will kill the original charm of the show.Fishtank will either end up as soulless kickslop or it will get destroyed by the kickslop knockoff
>>219658815He's literally too stupid and arrogant at the same time
>>219658815He's quiet as a mouse during the day and then becomes as annoying as Laura when drunk but still not taking any action
>>219658830Nobody cares about this dried up hag
>>219658410How does some autist with no social circle who watches cartoons all day like a child even get into weed?
>>219658835Landon is more entertaining than TJ, which isn't a high bar in the first place
>>219658815Tried too hard begging for pussy
>>219658814we didn't make enough fun out of jd's gay ass wardrobe with nothing but getty images auto logo tees
>>219658833is this in reference to a specific thing that happened?
>>219658847TJ does (he's getting cucked rn lawl)
>>219658830I wish I was the one making her moan
>>219658849TJ has charisma and aura. It's why TJ got his girl his season.
>>219658835>He's like a slightly more competent DanHe is literally more cucked than Daniel. He is LITERALLY more pathetic than Daniel. Daniel turned on Angie, practically raped her, physically restrained her and tried to steal her candy and got her eliminated. Landon begged for a kiss for 4 hours and did the floor-scoot like a dog rubbing its ass to hold her hand. And slept at the foot of her bed like a pet.
>>219658762Bezo would have been good if he stayed since he was willing to be an annoying faggot. The wiggers need to realise that if people quit in the first 2 weeks (and they always do) they need to have people lined up to replace them. It would be better to start with 15 people and rapidly eliminate.
>>219658831jimmy's hugging fetish
>>219658829>jet has no conviction and should have just gotten replacements for charity and bezo5 seasons in and we still don't have a nearby airbnb of at least 3 replacements waiting for a week
>>219658799>>219658762didnt Anissa get pissed off production kept telling her she couldnt do x along with her not succumbing to extremities cause husband/kid
>>219658858she would never tj is too cute and funny
>>219658840he didn't betray him, he was competing against him in a challenge and bash was trying to manipulate him to fight another battle for him, you third world bashfag
>>219658863>/bant/ cultist babble
>>219658815He's deeply retarded. The drunk POS challenge was funny, but then he adopted that as his personality because he had Drake as backup so he felt confident, the rest of the time he was moping around, and then when the chicks started gassing him up he totally bought it and became a massive simp, culminating in him begging a girl for a kiss to prove he wasn't gay.
>>219658863He got with Taylor because she was production's hoe and they told her to lol
vicky was the glue that held this season together
>>219658864Landon definitely has more emotional IQ than Daniel did, but iirc Daniel was just as useless if not moreso in motor function.I don't see Daniel even holding a job as a janitor
>>219658874she got a TTS from her husband/boyfriend telling her it was rigged bs and to flood the basement
https://vocaroo.com/1n6iWZf4lsSTi stopped watching after this this is my canon ending
>>219658864Agreed that Landon is more pathetic than Daniel. But that doesn't make what I said untrue. He's very similar to Daniel, just slightly more competent. That's not saying Landon is competent or a chad or anything. Landon can be convinced to make content every now and then. Daniel wouldn't do shit for the most part, or would do the smallest shit only when prodded for a long ass time.
>>219658863Well TJ was a normie compared to Landon
>>219658863>your production designated cumbunny sir
>>219658786thank you steinful, my good friend
>>219658883
>>219658878>Bashir wants him and Landon to attack Drake together so that Drake goes home instead of one of them>this is somehow manipulationDo you not understand the concept of mutual benefit?
>>219658815almost an entire season of getting hyped up by production and actually being fucking funny in the acting filler day only to completely shit his pants when it came time to apply it to a woman
>>219658794haha faggot
>>219658891This was the greatest night. Starting right after the drake/burt date
>>219658890Pretty based. Especially since they weren’t doing any money challenges at that point
>>219658848it's not like when I was a teen where you needed to be social and know people to get weed. Any adult anywhere can buy that shit legally or if it's not legal buy a THCA or delta8 or whatever shit vape in a dispensary or even a fucking gas station.
>>219658762I think you need a couple of boring people that don't walk tho. Having a couple nontent fish in a cast of 10 is good. Problem is when half the cast is a combination of nontent and people that will walk early. I think an ideal cast would look something like this (talking about the archetypes)>1 Emma/Payton boring normie girl that won't do much but will stick through it>1 Cole/Bashir non-retarded autistic guy that's 50% unlikable 50% magnetic>1 Alex B/Burt/Joncontent machine that works when you pair them with other fish and also if you just lock them in a room to milk tts>1 Freddyalcoholic normie failure that rolls with the punches and doesn't care about anything other than himself and having enough alcohol>1 James Drake/Luke/BrianChad archetype for the lusty homosexuals that want a big bro. To be fair to these three, they never said no to any challenge and were never afraid of looking like fools>1 Vicky/Summer/Laurabpd girl that burns bright and fast, key for early show content>1 Josie/Boingoquirk chungus ugly-mid female to farm simpbux>1 Letty/DirencGirl that doesn't mind getting dirty but also knows to lay low>1 Daniel/TJ/LandonSperg for the self inserters, this is hard to cast because you don't want this guy to be super retarded, just retarded enough for the fans of the "character arc" shit
Landon is a retarded incel child who's being coerced into having his first experiences all on camera. It's pretty funny, but the only people who actually hate landon for any of this are the bashir fanatic freaks who moan about Landon 'betraying' people in an every-man-for-themselves contest
>>219658815dunno he might be the funniest fish of all time to me
>>219658881>not knowing /bant/ controls the actionIf you compare Landon and TJ, TJ is intelligent and naturally decent looking. TJ did a ASoIaF stream today and for three hours autistically commented on like 100+ characters, recalling precise details about what random Frey characters had done, etc. It was actually impressive.
>>219658891top 3 moment
>>219658742This guy gets it
>>219658123there wasn't any
>>219658911What's incredible to me is that after Landon got completely mindraped by dumbgay, he went to sleep and forgot all about it and went back to being mindraped by Binx and Vimp. I guess he just preferred the delusion.
Jet is okay with the cast and his underlings sleeping with his girls as long as he gets a taste first He was like here you go TJ I'm done with her now oh you like Binx now let me borrow her for a bit heh :)
>>219658922He's the perfect fish
>>219658919Please don't equate pay pay to emma again pay pay is gorgeous
>>219658844The worst part about all of this is that there is no one on kick who is better at this shit. The bar is so low on kick that the worst season of fishtank is better than anything Ice Poseidon has produced.People have no idea how bad kick content is.The only people who could produce a better show are on twitch and they are all too brand friendly. Some fag like Jerma could make his fishtank rip-off and it would production wise blow fishtank out of the water, but the content would be all trans friendly SFW coddling and goofing around. Someone like Ludwig could do it but it would be trying too hard to be MrBeast shit.The entire media landscape is just grim. You will never find anyone who has the resources to run an edgy nigger TTS show and not be a complete degenerate wigger.The only one who can do a better fishtank is Sam Hyde.
>>219658830bro that doesnt exist, dont be like that nigga who believed bingo flashed her tits and spent five threads begging for the clip
>>219658935only the bitchtank fangirls like him actuallya failed groomer
>>219658926TJfags really are the Jehovah Witnesses of /ftl/. They go post to post preaching their cult and keep trying until they find somebody stupid enough to swallow their bullshit. Stop trying to sell me your religion.
>>219658316can't believe people simp for that nasty ratchet ho
>>219658919pretty good list but Emma still suckedPayton at least had the looks and she didn't know what show she signed onto
they're lurking...
we were robbed.
>>219658890>she got a TTS from her husband/boyfriend telling her it was rigged bs and to flood the basementhe was rightgood move to not waste anymore of your timeand that's the main reason why i'd never consider auditioning for such a shit show
>>219658946ice has a code of silence around him that you can't even stream around him if you have uncensored tts, incase anything comes through making fun of him for his nontent gf's multiple labiaplasties and nosejobskick is so much worse than you think
>>219658888checked and you're completely right
>>219658956Bro really said TJ is intelligent
>>219658957>nasty ratchet hoLove those
>>219658956You’re a Bashir fan
>>219658956>not an argumentI accept your concession.
>>219658946The problem is that the last 20 years of mainstream media has been a total hellscape and fucking world peace was the only thing that was vaguely edgy. All streamers rely on the TOS of their platforms, and all of those platforms are moderated by trannies. You would not be able to get a project like this off the ground.
>>219658964of many things
Did they really extend the season to the exact day that most peoples season passes would auto renew?
>>219658919daniel and landon are literally both unironically too retardedlandon is definitely mentally disabled and daniel is too, it's exploitative at that pointI'll still watch and don't care a ton but there's no denying it's basically abusing the legitimately mentally disabledThe "tards" shouldn't be more retarded than Jimmy as a metricTJ is just a soulless, empty golem it's something different from being like... forrest gump/simple jack tier retardedpeople like daniel and landon are the "little brother"/"baby cousin" that girls think of when they tell you not to use the r-slur cause they have a retard relativedaniel's drawing he made in one challenge was "tadpole people" which is indicative of mental development of like a 4 year old
>>219658844>>219658946What Jet REALLY needs is a quality control guy who shuts down shitty bits or tells them how to make it work
>>219658919vicky is bpd ?
>>219658964bashir complained to production to get rid of her all day, then they eventually kicked her for the worst excuse ever seen on fishtank - throwing water around a bathroomthis is when friendtank started, and it's all bashir and jet's fault
>>219658962??
>>219658964She did it to herself by being immediately antagonistic and not in a smart way
PUT BINX ON THE FUCKING PA BEN AND JET I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS SHIT
that vimp dance in the closet, jeez
>>219658989big time
>>219658972He is intelligent. He makes retarded facial expressions, but you can't have autistic knowledge of a subject without having a semblance of intelligence. He also won S2. I'm not saying he's got a high IQ, but he's not literally retarded like Landon.
>>219658989yeah she crashed out of the house exactly like my ex
>>219658891jej this would have been so good for a landon edit when he got eliminated but then he came back and got cucked
>>219658953... and Ellie a literal 9.7 out of 10, 18 year old girl, who dropped out of highschool for him
>>219658989spiritually at the very least
>>219658878bashfags live in an alternate reality where somehow landon and bashir could take drake's candy at the moment where drake was top stox and the paypig's favorite. I think landon was fucked no matter what, only realistic choice was to steal the twins' candy because they constantly left it unattended but he didn't have the balls.
>>219658999>>219659001>>219659004hm. didnt seem like that to me when i watched
>>219658984What else do do they need 3 more days for? I like how everyone inbthe house refused to make goo yesterday tho. Like a silent fuck you
>>219659003She’s post wall keep up
>>219658919they need to try to get a more diverse cast, this cast is too many passive autists and normies. its not easy to find a burt or an alex b but they need people who are more high energy.
Why didn't they just listen?
>>219658946>The only one who can do a better fishtank is Sam Hyde.and he sucks assface itthe landscape is grim cos the culture is grim and iq and T levels have all declinedeveryone is just trying to grift for money
>>219658998What? Post it
>>219659005blane legit scared him off with that spaz out behind the door, underrated moment
>>219658993>binxcels come in here saying they heard their girl moaning and asking for a clip>10 mins later ben moans loudly in to the mic
>>219659014she's post-jet
>>219658984Worse they extended it to 1 day after
>>219658919Probably the best post I've seen on /ftl/ the understands what makes the best viewing for Fishtank and why people like it. I really mean that as well, good post.
TJ is a pretentious pseud also wtf was that stream a game of thrones tier list bro what year is it
>>219659011rewatch when she's backed up to the kitchen door getting hounded by all the men in the house and she starts fake sobbing for a few minutes until she realized it wasn't working and she dropped that face like a mask opened the door and walked out.
>>219659011Whatever, diagnoses are made up. Shes drug addled & will crash out on a whim. that describes many disorders.
>>219658919ehh Luke was never really set up to look like an ass to be really fair. if he didnt do that thing to symbal I wonder if he wouldnt have won many hearts
But why did Jet and Ben try to rape Charity?
>>219659019It's the Jet and Ben show featuring special guest stars Letty, Binx, and Kimmee. Get with the times
>>219658964>hey guys if you throw water or any liquids again, you’re getting kickedno? more bashir coddling perhaps? ok
>>219659019Whats this from? is this sams notes?
>>219659037couldn't you just blame the alcohol though? she seemed totally normal when sober
>>219658919people don't understand the crazies only really start to produce content when you bounce them off some normies
Kratom(vicky) ruined this season unironically. The wiggers have been on that shit and mixing it with booze and cokr
S2, as bad as it could be, was the purest form of fishtank. What those fish went through was fucking insane, and in the long run, was probably not worth it for any of them.
We've been through hell on high water
>>219659055she made a point of drinking little and just carrying a bottle around for show the whole challengeI am a noticer of these things
>>219659022just rewind three hours ago or so on kick
>>219659052Notes for S3 found in the bathroom of the bitchtank afterparty
how did summer instantly clock Jet as a rapist? how did she know??
>>219659057you need normies because they help ground the show and create contrast. too many weirdos makes the show goranian. the show is at its best when its neptunian.
>>219659076
>>219659066>The real kratom mog was on productionNeptunian
>>219659068it was a ride
Is Jet raping Binx too now? >>219659076
>>219659066Funny bit
>>219659076Because she was literally raped and then Sam paid off the hospital (where his dad is a manager) to cover it up?
>>219658808I was obsessed with hate watching it, and I miss it to this day
>>219659076Vance also knew
>>219659066I unironically hate vicky with my whole heart, she seems so fake and fucked up. What a vile disgusting human being.
>>219659068that goes to the viewers too
>>219659055>couldn't you just blame the alcohol thoughfor sometimes erratic, sometimes calculated psychotic behavior? not really. the only time she was "normal" was for the few hours after first entering the tank, high on kratom. By nightfall she was freaking out about the nicotine/kratom withdrawal.
>>219659011I just thought she was cuteI can save her
>>219659101She could have had an arc had she stayed
>>219659076I gotta be honest. Seeing Jet and Ben for who they really are I wouldn't be surprised if they actually did rape her.
they shouldnt have kicked mr naked off, the wiggers are retarded
>>219659076as a san diegan with a diet of big titted mexican girls it blows my mind niggas desire bitches built like this.midwest must be BARREN
>>219659102It was part of the hellish experience
>>219659066>wiggers on their Kratom influenced content arcliterally just stealing more Ice Poseidon expanded universe bits (this one's from like 2023/24)and nowhere as kino, as usualSuspendas actually killed a dude by getting him addicted to his kratom/lean cocktails
certified baby psychic hereget ready for the new cucumberfeet drop
>>219659107wonder how many simps will show up to her streams
>>219659101what fish do you like? probably someone gay and retarded.
>>219659057You need crazies but you need more down to earth and normal types to be horrified and react to to the crazies. How James Drake for example was reacting to Alex B was really funny, he was so fucking shocked. Even Bam couldn't stand Alex B.
But what if Beth's head was on vimps body?
>>219659123OK cool
The “we hate the audience” joke just isn’t funny when you’re still doing it during season 5.
>>219659121>midwest must be BARRENyeah theyre all fat af. especially the alt ones. kms.
>>219659126nigga every fish on this show is either gay or retarded.
>>219659125hopefully tons I just want her to be happy ;_;
>>219659141it's not a joke
>>219659124is this the one where he drops all pretense and just offers to suck bashirs dick
She broke the tank. For good.
>>219659139Hands too hands too
>>219659126Jimmy
>euro hours
>>219658964I thought she was annoying and then they introduced laura who is probably 10x more annoying and unlikeable
Bloodgames changed everything.
>>219659141Yeah it’s really immature and passive aggressive. Idk what makes that retard think he’ll pull off irl streaming
>>219659146Why do you want her to be happy? She will happily chew you out, take you for everything you have and then ghost you.
>>219659135kinda funny how these 2 met and it feels like it never happened. I feel like S3 Alex woulda malded with rage if he got pushed like that but in this season it felt like he just got pissed off on to the next thing fast.tf happened
>>219659135it's why drake's the rightful winner, he's bounced off the greatest hits of fishtank lolcows with no knowledge of them at all, and just rolled with all of them. whereas bash and bongo, diehard fishtank fans, have complained and cried every day
>>219659126Didn't landon kiss Burt or was that just a meme?
>>219659157Sir it's India hours right now
>>219658964Of what exactly
>>219659170difference?
>>219659141I should stop watching this shit, it's been a net negative on my life since Season 5 has beganThis show is evil
>>219658808>>219659102>the viewing experience for the first real "fan cast" season was like being in the tank itself, a torturous exercise that will stick with us for the rest of our liveswoah......
>>219659159laura saved this season and one day you'll all realise it
>>219659151dunno i'll let you know when you can watch it to find out
>>219659157you are the vocal minority
>>219658964Cvm Bvnny
>>219659169Burt kissed Landon on the cheek 1minute before ur pic
>>219659168Drake sucks and his child isn't his
the show is genuinely just over, they have letty and binx writing the final challenge. all sense of seperation between the fish and the wiggers is gone.
>>219659169its kinda sweet he kissed hershe didnt seem to be enjoying that very much thowonder why
>>219659188Not in /ftl/, the vote was like 70 to 10 with people wanting Bashir to winThe paypigs and redditors like drake
>Calls out gorans sex with the fish bullshit. >beats up jet>carries the Xbox room>kills the jacuzzi room on the way out with a plumbing prank anyone with a room temp iq could fix
>>219659196Vimp was raped17 btw
>>219658061this is what winning looks like, maxed out performance
>>219659197bashfags, please learn that your third world votes mean way, way less than 3/5ths
>>219659191Drake is alright. He's just not terminally online.
>>219659141Jet has genuine resentment towards the audience and the fish. He said as much when he was speaking candidly with Bashir after his fight with Drake.
>>219659204261 people left their monitors on before going to bed
100% less Jet on camera.
>>219659197/ftl/ is full of NEET virgins who self insert, the sample size here is heavily skewed
>>219659198JD was a good fish
Bashir is interesting because they all think he is a master manipulator but he is just autistic who will recite an entire wikipedia page for no fucking reason.
For me, the legacy of S5 will be that every time I think that was the worst day in Fishtank history they find a way to surpass it.
>>219659212I get Sam hating us, but why would this retard. It’s his fault he sucks
>>219659186Don't get me wrong, she was effective at causing conflicts in the long run, but that doesn't change the fact that 90% of the time she was just being an annoying pickme trying to attention whore for the camera
>>219659071>>219659055>>219659037>>219659011She is extremely fake I witnessed it myself, I will be dropping the vicky files soonish
>>219659197the live vote on the main site had bashir a distant 3rd place. he's only got oilers and rapists
I really hate when midwit faggots use these threads to endlessly argue over Drake and Bashir
>>219659206Islam is the fourth world, not third, not second, not first. It is its own world, with millions of people, almost a quarter of the world's population. And growing.
>>219659193yeah it's time to wrap it up and go back to bant I think
>>219659217
>>219659230freeloader? annoying? on purpose? NO WAY
>>219659196>it's sweet he kissed herhe was dared as a part of spin the bottle. This is 1 minute after being kissed by burt. nothing sweet about this at all
>>219659220He's straining.
>>219659238>like a morning thing to get the day going
>>219659241>Making the show bad is LE GOOD!
>>219659235that's all good and whatever, but they don't know or understand western content values and should be mocked and disregarded
>>219659206>>219659235Bashir is a religious minority. Both the main sects of islam hate his tiny sect, because they do shit like idolatry and mysticism.
>>219659227Jet is fuming.
>>219659241Are they supposed to be annoying to the audience? I would argue she was far more annoying to the audience than the fish (aside from bashir)
>>219659238Best we can do is crashouts at 3 am while drinking kratom mixed with alcohol
>>219659232Wdym you witnessed it yourself? You mean while watching fishtank? Because anyone who was watching during her days there noticed it as well
>>219659230You have no idea wtf you're talking about. Your reasoning doesn't match your conclusion at all.
i was pretty invested in bashir and drake fighting but theres no fucking tension theres nothing how do they fuck it up so hard
>>219659005Bashir had the least candy, it was just rigged by production because they could keep him as a lolcow anyway
>>219659256jd terror segment was worth it, man. she knows
>>219659165because I like her from what I've seen and I doubt she would even do that
Is Jet even aware this season is a failure?
>>219659269You're going to have to trust me on this one brother.
>>219659265They ruined the organic rivalry between the two by refocusing their hatred toward production during the night of the superbed. Now they're bros again.
>>219659005>somehow landon and bashir could take drake's candypeople forget but Bashir was about to steal Drake's candy when they were doing the midget holding challengeBUT LANDON LIKE A GOOD LITTLE DOG STOPPED HIM
>>219659278yes it’s nothing like he wanted it to be. but as long as it’s making money
>>219659229I empathize with him a bit because he gets shit on constantly to an extreme degree, but at the same time he just makes it worse by constantly crashing out and shitting on the audience. It's like a mutually abusive cycle where we're constantly getting revenge on each other.
>>219659139with Landons brain for max sex
Binx showed jet all her simps seething in the /bant/ thread so expect to see her on camera more since jet loves making 4chan faggots angry. She will also join him on the streamer bus. It will be funny if he goes to Miami and tries to stream snipe clavicular
Last night was embarrassing.People complained because the day was low effort, so they just ended the day instead of doing something.Fuck the wiggers. I can't wait for people to ruin the roadshow.
>>219659300Landon is scared of sex though
>>219659278he is but he doesnt care, so long as he can keep inviting girls over he doesnt give a fuck if the show is good or not.
>>219659290Laura stopped him. Landon stood off to the side and failed miserably to do anything.
Which female fish had the best feet and hands?
>>219659311He's painful to watch.
>>219659278Yeah he 100% feels it, that’s why he crashed out and did the whole 3 hour timer bit
I had a dream where I met Bingo at a house that had the same layout as my grandma's house and went into bed with her (non sexual and with clothes on) and her face had a lot of these white/blonde hairs all over it that was only visible up close
>>219659324Bongo
>>219659281a lot of women are like that anyway that's why you have to have money and not be a pushover. on top of having a personality they like and look good. and other shit. life's hard player. I think we would get along but I don't want to live in nebraska so I'm not even going to try to do anything besides watch some of her streams while working. but trust me I've been with women like what you're talking about so if she is like that then it's nothing new to me.
>>219659168What are you talking about? You didn't see Drake ACTUALLY crying because of Alex B? Like red eye'd tears falling crying? He both complained and cried and almost walked which is what percipitated them finally kicking Alex B for good despite them making money hand over fist on TTS.
>>219659303Binx fucking sucks
the cameraman pov ruined the mystique.the basement cam ruined the mystique.
People keep saying the twins should be in BG2 but yesterdays sword fight showed that they’re literally incapable of doing anything physical. They would have to be NPCs that never participate in fights.
>>219658926it was awesome, it's a shame he did have deep autistic conversations with the s5 cast
>>219659355What's the point in lying like this? Funny posting? They kicked Alex because he kept threatening to kill people.
It's a bad cast.
I just hope Richie has a wonderful day. Hey Richie! Tehehe! Richie Richie Richie RITCHIE!!!!
>>219659375and a worse production team
>>219659306hope that rv blows up
>>219659375I actually agree but that's not why this season failed
>>219659375It’s a 7/10 cast with a 1/10 production.
>>219659347I'm just looking out for my /ftl/ niggas. If you've been with women like her and you still wish her to be happy then that's something I wouldn't be able to do.
lol
>>219659278Fuck you I’m enjoying my Kratom faggot
season 5 did have a theme. it was chatGPT
>>219659213I remember s1 would have 6-7k people watching them sleep, grim
>>219659375They still could have worked with it. S2 is the only season where the cast was truly unsalvagable.
100% less jet on earth
>>219659403Josie radio. We had some sick fucks
>>219659198JD will live in Jet's mind forever
>>219659375>>219659386A competent production should be able to make a good season without having a great cast. If you want to make a show for multiple seasons there has to be some consistent method of making content that doesn't rely on RNG finding an Alex B type content machine.
>>219659399They've been doing the ai shit since s3 Ben needs new matirial
>>219659399kek
The show is more interesting when there is actually a theme going on. Famous House was the peak of the show because they were pretending to be a real show that has a structure and keeping up this constant improv comedy act. If they dont do that everything relies on the cast which usually just means nontent or goranian outcome.
>>219659373bashfags = mossad, they just lie
>>219659434all people on mars say this once a day
>>219659418Howard Stern proved you could make boring people funny, but that's way above the talents of the wiggers
>>219659434They were expecting the jobs + market thing to carry the season. James Drake threw it into the garbage when he had his Tai moment
wiggers could send out a survey between seasons, ask for everyones ideas & adapt the best ones, but instead opts to accept a timer audience troll idea from basement chat. they obviously do take advice but go about it in the most retarded way possible, sam would tweet frequently asking for ideas when desperate too.
>>219659434They will never top Season 3 and the reveal they were all on a gay male dating show. HA HAAA HA!
>>219659198>simply disconnected the chain from the flapper in the tankroom temperature in celsius no lessanyone with a functional brain should feel there's no resistance on the handle and check inside
>>219659438>Bashir out of nowhereYou're obsessed lmao
>>219659434Requires thinking / work bruh. I thought earlier they should have planned some big twist around the 30 day mark to extend the show. Funny they ended up extending it but its just to make goo and beg for more money
>>219659456it wasn't even a timer audience troll it was a fish timer troll but jet can't read
Who from this season are going to become Sardine Tin tier orbiters? My guesses areLandonBlaneBeth LauraBongo Vicky
>>219659399>Goo Shot Challenge>Two naked guys kneel facing each other, hands cuffed behind backs.>Each has 8 tiny goo-filled shot containers taped tightly over their cocks and balls.>They must suck every container clean off the other guy's dick using only mouth and tongue—no hands, no teeth.>Thick white goo that stretches in long, nasty strings. First to empty all 8 wins. Loser eliminated, face and chest dripping.>Pure cock-to-mouth desperation. Short, filthy, and brutally entertaining.idk grok seems to be on to something here
>>219659434This is why S2 and S3 were the best. The theme (be it the 70s initiative group cult shit or Famous House) is the most important thing. S1, S4 and S5 were bland because they were completely random with no structure.
litetally nothing has happened in the last 48 hours.
>GUYS IF YOU BUY SEASON FOR ONLY 10 DOLLARS, YOU GET IT FOR 30 DAYS WHICH IS THE DURATION OF THE ENTIRE SEASON!>so uhhh anyway we extended the show by 3 days, you are not cancelling your subscription right?
>>219659198i will forever like him because he beat jet and made him bleed like a faggot
>>219659521you probably havent given jet any money though. He needs support to run the show dont complain if you dont fund it
I asked ChatGPT to write the final challenge between twins and Bashir. “The Goo Gauntlet: Fill, Solve, Escape”Setup:1000 tubs of goo are spread across a large arena.Each tub contains either:A puzzle pieceA key fragmentA decoy itemAt the far end is a locked “final station” (could be a chest, door, or puzzle board).How it works:Collection PhaseContestants must search through the goo to find items.Limit how many tubs they can carry or open at once (e.g., 2 at a time) to reduce strength advantage.Puzzle PhaseThe real goal is assembling:A visual puzzle, code, or mapOr combining key fragments correctlyMake it mentally challenging so efficiency beats brute force.Movement TwistThe goo field is slippery, forcing careful movement rather than speed.Add balance elements (planks, stepping zones) to reward coordination over power.Final UnlockFirst to correctly solve and unlock the final mechanism wins.Why it’s fair:Strength is minimized: Carry limits and slippery terrain prevent brute-force dominance.Mental skills matter: Pattern recognition, memory, and strategy become key.Pacing wins: Careful searching beats rushing.Chaos factor: The goo makes everyone equally uncomfortable and messy Optional twists to fine-tune balance:Require exact counts (e.g., only 12 correct pieces out of 1000 matter).Add penalties for wrong items to discourage random brute searching.Include team sabotage moments (like temporary blocking zones) if your show allows interaction.
biggest showdown in fishtank history on the horizon and jet's that terrible at his job he's made himself the center of attention
>>219659538Sorry anon but that’s too many words
>>219659476I can imagine keeping up the act for season 3 was absolutely exhausting on them and theres a reason they arent attempting it again. But the principles are the same, like the show needs bits that last more than 30 minutes and have build up, climaxes and resolutions. Season 3 had a ton of that>Fishtank reveal>Wild Randy>Alexs wife>Burt talking to the computer and leaving the tank.This season has no impact because nothing happened, theres no story or arc for anyone.
>ITS MY FUCKING SHOW>WE NEED VIBE REPAIRS>BRING ME MORE EGIRLS
>>219659540This seasons finale should have been James Drake Vs Bashir but somehow Ben and Jet have fucked it up so much that making the twins immune and pissing off the audience, along with the people still in the house turned it all into a Fish vs Production finale. James Drake still won even if he loses.
>>219659540I fell asleep at like 4pm and woke up at 10pm in a panic expecting to see that Bash or Drake were eliminated and I missed it, only to be super confused scrambling to understand what the fuck was going on with Burt and them in the arena having torn up the floor with TTS blasting nonsense only to learn nothing happened all day long.
>>219659562If you ever thought the twins wouldnt win then youre clinically mentally disabled
>>219659561>sam we need 3 extra vibe repair days for you to come in on the securitron and tts farm in confessional
So absolutely nothing happened all night correct?
>>219659562>rigged jeopardy>make the final decisive question one that anyone could answer
>>219659589Bongo was Markyposting after a Marky TTS went through
Season 4 was closer to fishtank than season 5 and 3 was
>>219659540me me me meeeee meeeits just a shitty greedy and smug production hiding under the pretense of bits gaslighting and le epic trollingwhich they suck at tooKWAB
>>219659591Quiz was rigged because the twins were both allowed to compete, not having to nominate a single one so they could answer together while Bashir and Drake had to compete alone.
>James: do you actually really sincerely...>Burt: oh no...>James: ...have feelings for Vimp?>Landon: yes.>Burt: oh my gosh.
>>219659589yep, not an exaggeration.
>>219659540they are incapable of doing anything right jet took big brother but made it for internet retards and though he would be "advancing culture" and now he's throwing tantrums 30 days in
>>219659606More on this it makes complete sense to have them both compete in physical challenges but in mental challenges they should have to nominate one twin to take the challenge.
Fuck gameshowtank. Fuck "challenges". We lost drunk Bingbong to this stupid gameshow shit nobody cares about.
>>219659607>Burt: My doctor has diagnosed me with an iron deficiency, a vitamin d deficiency, and a potassium deficiency.>Bliccy: Ohh. You need a banana on a Carnival Cruise.
>>219659604season 4 was absolute trash front to back, season 5 hasn't been the best but at least it's had its fair share of stronger days
>>219659616advancing culture = appeasing the muslim at every fuckin turn
>>219659561EAR
bit ideas:>saddest sob story challenge; make others cry to win>best rizz challenge; bring in male and female professional dating coaches>dress to impress; bring in a haul of thrifted shit>golden balls / split or steal>rugpull your own stox the most to win>family feud game show>lie detector; no hiding results; most honest wins>fill a box with bugs or spiders or snakes and time who lasts the longest>who can eat the most bugs>eat ghost peppers and judge who handles it the best like no drinking or puking>fill a room with angry wasps and see who last the longest in the room>stand up comedy sets>bring a ping pong table>pop the balloon dating with craiglist strangers>don't say the same thing challenge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD1Nx0cIAeo>guess what's in the box by feeling it challenge>try not to laugh at TTS challenge with mouth full of water
>>219659607it was over for landon the second that peasant wrapped her leg around him
>>219659616what's funny is his tantrums are straight face attempts but theyre beyond obvious
>>219659616He's doing the Season 1 house bedroom 2 pose.
>>219659637i don't even care to argue anymore i just want it to end
we all need to serve a little more cunthttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/C-scCfEQwxE
>>219659636Literally nothing has happened the entirety of season 5
>>219659639>dating craiglist strangerskek, first one to get a tinder date to enter the tank as a freeloader wins
>>219659388I appreciate that but it sounds like you failed with her or something and you're bitter about it. I dunno how else to explain it but I'm not gay so if a girl is cute and likes the same shit I do and she's my type then I want to take care of them and see them happy. so I don't care if they act selfish or whatever you're saying she might be like. if they aren't like that (as in they're nice, actually appreciative, not selfish, etc) then it's better obviously but maybe she was just like that with you for some reason. I mean how are you going to say she'll take everything? like how? you run out of money then you just don't have any more money and can't make more? then blame her or what? that means it was never going to work anyway because the relationship needs to be sustainable. I'm just saying all this shit is pretty typical for a woman so I'm not really sure what you're trying to warn about or what happened with you. It doesn't even matter because I'm not even realistically trying to date her and would consider it really lucky if we even became friends online.
>>219659639Good ideas, so let's not use them
>>219658150You can literally just count along with Ben and see that Landon had fewer candies.
Drunk Landon crashing out over vimp forced me to go to work sleep deprived and was super funny . Nothing happening on my day off makes me sad. I don't even have a kick account to make SpongeBob emoji into. Fuck you jet.
I don't even want them to improve for season 6, I just want Jet, Ben, Mints and Letty to fuck off 2 back to back seasons of dogshit that was entirely productions fault
>>219659591>question about a cartoon>the contestants that have cartoons as their entire personality got it That question seemed rigged for the twins, despite the entire rest of the questions seemingly being rigged for Bashir, because he seems to be the only one with more wordly knowledge
>It's predatory lowkey
>usually takes me 3-4 hours to catch up on the ftl threads from the day before>takes me 1 hours this time because nothing fucking happened
>>219659657the season as a whole is a failure, but it's had some marvelous moments.
>>219659663i tried so hardand got so far
I miss the earlier seasons where you could watch production scrambling around trying to make the show good.Ben and Jet don't do that anymore.
>>219659642How is a retard not supposed to fall in love with a girl who rubs her tits, tummy, and pussy on him for hours?
>>219659701Idk I stopped watching when Alex B came on
>>219659639How about ring around the Rosie and hopscotch teehee
Day 28 | Fishtank Live Season 5 Recaphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFfaO4twnB4
does anyone have a link to the 4 hour humilation session with Landon and Vimp?
jet neptune dies tonight
>>219659662Craigslist idate is funnier and scary
You know what? I quit. I'm not watching this shit anymore. You win Jet. I'll fuck off and do other things with my time. Goodbye /ftl/ I will no longer let this show live rent free in my mindTime to go do something with my life
Burt, Black, Urban, Raw, Top.
>>219659712fuck off bashfag, recappers with biases is the gayest fuckin idea ever and i hope your numbers crater
>>219659707should have grabbed her thigh
>>219659725>Bashir out of nowhereSeek mental help
>>219659716Later, bro
Alexis and Mizzy are arguing again
I fucked Binx
>>219659722Why is Burt gay?
>>219659750Who hasnt
>>219659000he's literally retarded like Landon
>>219659738just pointing out that cucumberfeet donated to save bash many times and has been editing his recaps to favor him, even making things up in the process. look how many excuses he makes for him with the door
>>219659691>>219659591My thought was basically right. They tried to soft rig it for Bashir but are literal retards who wanted to do an epic Family Guy callback while likely literally forgetting the twins' entire personality is cartoons.
if only
>>219658103it wouldnt be as bad if Bashir was constantly playing victim
>>219659757Her simps lol
>>219659704kek
>>219659770meant for>>219659714
>>219659186>meow meow meow uhhhh nigga deadass nigga meow nigga deadass nigga uhh nigga deadass meow meow deadass nigga nigga nigga
>>219659750enjoy the aids
>>219659752HE'S NOT GAY HE'S BISEXUAL!
i've been watching the vimp closet dance over and over for the last hour. all of these moments will be lost, like tears in the rains.
>>219659750I fucked Joopy
>>219659795time to die
>>219659347I have more money than anyone I know, I look great, I have a pretty great personality. But he's right, THAT type of woman (bpd) there is no fixing. Even the therapists give up on them. They have quite a high suicide rate too.
>>219658376Smarter than James
>>219659554They just need a theme
>>219659776how does highschool girls tongue on you asshole feel?
The most epic high school romance of all tome
In the past I've always given the wiggers the benefit of the doubt. Season 1 was the first. Season 2 had extreme lows but its clear they put a lot of effort into it and it also had extreme high's. Season 3 collapsed at the end but it was honestly impressive how they pulled of the fake reality show bit. That stretch of time from the true reveal of what the show was, the cell and Alex's wife coming on is probably the peak of the show. But season 4 and 5? Man. You telling me this is the result of 8 MONTHS of prep time? I understand that picking a place, travelling there, setting all the tech up, decorating the house etc takes time and effort, but you telling me you don't have 1 or 2 guys whose full time job is to assemble a comprehensive document with challenges, their rules, bits, gimmicks and back up plans if things go off the rails?You telling me it took until Bashir getting eliminated to realize that bullet style eliminations punish aggressive playstyles and bold moves, which is what the audience likes, and rewards passive play which the audience finds boring?I was looking forward to friday and saturday because I get the weekends off from work, so, especially as a EU fag, I can stay up way late and watch it live. I was looking forward to Bashir vs James. And what do I get? A fuck you. A big middle finger is what I get. The only entertaining part coming not from production, but from the fish FUCKING with production. Wrap this season up so I can move on and avoid getting another "fell for it again" award. thank you for reading my blog post
>>219659817the best outcome for this season is james and bashir quitting and starting to beat on jet and ben
>>219659801I guarantee if you had like 1-2 million dollars while still making money, bought her a house, had kids, and bought everything she wanted then she would be fine. yes that's a lot but it's not impossible. in that situation she would be perfectly fine. so just git gud.
>>219658394>james drake is convincing medo it you big homo
>>219659830NTA but you don't seem like you know what you're talking about anon. Sorry
>>219659811Even better than Binx's
>>219658190>I'd like to suck you off, Bingo.
Reminder that Bongo has hemorrhoids
>>219659639half of these would be hated if jet brought them up
>morale right nowhttps://voca.ro/1kaa7qZ5bJvllets see if anyone recognizes this
>>219658394Nicotine is for literal retards.
>>219659852you could heal her by licking
I hops dumngay just keeps thinking frank hassle posting until bongo walks out the door with the 50k check
>>219659855I swear I have heard this before but I can't put my finger on it.
Upsetting lack of twin feet this season
Black people don't play bout they frank hassle
>>219659817>but you telling me you don't have 1 or 2 guys whose full time job is to assemble a comprehensive document with challenges, their rules, bits, gimmicks and back up plans if things go off the rails?this is essentially the entire problem with the show and why it will never be as successful as it potentially could be. With Jet running the show, it's like when you get a school assignment with weeks to complete it, but you leave it until the last night before it's due to start it. Stuff like doing an economy (not a bad idea) but literally putting zero thought into any of the implications to the point where it gets exploited mere hours into the show and no contingency was planned
>>219659834I definitely think I have more experience with it than you. ok so money isn't going to fix everything if they're fucked in the head from something in their past or something like that. but you have to be understanding and extremely patient with them. give them space when they need it and affection when they want it. like show you care and don't blame them. if they lash out on you don't take it personally because it's definitely going to happen. I seriously have had success with women exactly like this and dated them for years. yes it takes a lot and it's hard but it's possible to man up if you really care.
>>219659830You fundamentally misunderstand women and you will make a great mistake one day
>>219659852And we like that
>>219659891Anon, you can't fix BPD. That's the point. Interacting with these types of women may get you killed or broke.
>>219659894I'm not saying you can just buy women, they need to like you too. it's a combination of tons of things and doing a lot right.
i didn't watch s2 live... at what point did it devolve into hellhouse pooptank? what event triggered it?
>>219659891>>219659830This has to be bait. Go ahead bro try to fix BPD
>>219659872It's the low morale sound from Heroes of Might and Magic 3
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this nigga sucks so much
>>219659901you're acting like she's some completely unhinged mental patient that's going to randomly stab you or something over nothing which isn't at all what she seemed like to me. yes if she's a fucking nutcase then ok but I don't think she is.
>>219658814
>>219659929where does this freak get all his money?
>>219659932>which isn't at all what she seemed like to meExactly, and I'm giving you the best inside scoop I can right now. Take it or leave it.
>>219658814>>219659934show died when vicky and jd left
>>219659951unironically, it died when laura left
>>219659946did she try to stab you or something? just say what happened. trust me I think I've dealt with women that acted by far way more fucked up and I'm not hurt about it or scared.
>>219659971is this joshua moon?
nepo lolcow2nd place in 2025 kiwifarms lolcow poll
>>219659951They were such perfect lolcows. But production is lazy and just let TTS rip them to pieces.
>>219659830bpd bitches will cheat on you despite all that just cause they want to you retard
release the jimmyfiles
>>219659915Definitely when Frank arrived. Before him it wasn't not very messy, not a lot of shit being thrown. Then Frank arrives and starts dumping milk on everyone. Tayleigh then started throwing shit and piss. Whole house got shit up, trash everywhere, all the walls destroyed.Before Frank the most damage was Cole kicking a hole in the wall thinking there are clues in it. When Frank arrived he threw all the wooden boards into the wall in the living room.Sam destroyed shit since day 1. Just some doors and drawers.
>>219659964:(
>>219659977KEK
>>219659978how come there are no youtubers grifting on him, like turkey tom or anyone else?
>>219659942on fishtank observer he shows up in the staff/fish section but I have no idea who he is
>>219659989any woman could do that plus you're acting like she 100% has severe bpd when she seemed relatively normal for the circumstances: on fishtank which is stressful, drug withdrawal, getting drunk. you're the ones being retarded saying she's 100% crazy.
>>219659994Yeah there's vods of the first 10 days up. It was all pretty tame for the first half. People forget how slow moving these beloved seasons were.
>>219659994thanks
>>219659964laura is the worst person that's ever been featured on the show0 redeeming qualities
bros i found bashirs youtube channelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs7BVmfBjwE
>>219660009They think he’s still connected to Sam.
>>219660012he's the fat retard who appearad between bloodgames and bitchtanktayleigh threatened to shoot him with a toy gun and he started hyperventilating or some shit
>>219660040>0 redeeming qualitiesgives a good lapdance
>>219660060loud and wrong. that's cryokeen.
>>219660061and beautiful voice when singing
I want to bed early qrd on how the timer stuff ended?
>>219660034yes the point is while any woman could do that bpd hos will there are no ifs so you are literally a fried brain desperate retard if you know they're bpd and try. I'm not diagnosing her over the internet but there's the concept called red flags, you don't need to diagnose someone to know why to avoid them just pay a little attention.
>>219660091
>>219660087my bad
what happened to kody?
>>219660122he saw the shit falling downhill and saved his life by leaving
>>219660122Killed Emma and got fired
>>219660091narrative poll to extend season by 3 days, then trolling about inviting frank
>>219659964Laura was like prozac to major depression. It's a good mask but not a cure.Vicky was evergreen. Just her appearance, the shit she said and the vices were all together the perfect package.
I've been gooning exclusively to hyper cock futa sfm as of late
>>219660009Jet did a survival vidya stream with turkey tom before fishtank I'm guessing about it idr. I watched it on a whim, knew jet from the idubbbz doc and saw him as an endearing sperg, I was naive
>>219660100yes obviously an insane bpd bitch is unfixable but we're talking about vicky and there's no actual proof that she's like that. IF I was actually trying to date her, which I'm not, you have to take the chance if you're interested in her and cut your losses if it turns out she's completely fucked in the head since you don't even know for sure.
Everybody always blames Jet but nobody ever blames the true villain here, Bill Ottman.
bongo rocksbingo sucks
why do anti bashir buddies dont post the image where he choked james drake
>>219660156damn, the frank orbiters really made him think he's that important lol
TJseethers are going insane this thread.
>>219660156Considering Frank and Xavier work together. I'm wondering if that's why we haven't heard much from him either this season. I think he just gave Landon a rose.
>>219660178Bingo sucksBongo blows
>>219660194Xavier sent a couple TTS as well early in the season.
>>219660178Many will say this
>>219659663>It doesn't even matter because I'm not even realistically trying to date her and would consider it really lucky if we even became friends online.
new >>219659922>>219659922>>219659922
>page 10
Frank Hassle vs Friendtankhow long will he last?
>>219658282>the twins try to be contentNo they don't. They self-isolate and sleep all day.
>>219660226dead show
>>219660091>benleaks mom makes him go to bed early when she's home from work on the weekends
>>219660122kody was ghosted for making a joke about jet being high on galaxy gas
