just watched all three indiana jones films for the first time in ages. i'd say 3 > 1 > 2. is this correct?
>>219662758Yes. Last Crusade is a perfect action movie. Raiders is iconic and Temple Of Doom is decent but lacking.
>>219662854The woman really drags down Temple of Doom. Should have just been Indy and Short Round.
>>219662854>>219662758Being a high IQ adult is realizing Temple is the best because Spielberg used the other two movies as just an excuse to espouse anti German propaganda.40 years of Spielberg movies and you have to use a fine toothed comb to find the ones that don't involve the Holocaust
>>219662758I like Raiders the least. Yeah, it's the cornerstone fro. Which the other two build, but it's just not as entertaining. It's still very good.
>>219662951Hot take: the Nazis were bad, actually
>>219662854>Last Crusade is a perfect action movieThey ran out of money at the very end and jewberg literally didn't give a fuck about how the movie ended. That's why it just abruptly ends so piss poorly.They just leave the cup, all the soliders magically just vanish, indies dad just doesn't care about the cup anymore even though he's been obsessed over it his entire life, the earthquake inside the building just mysteriously stops outside with no damage to the building, no one goes back in after the quake to check on the knight.They just didn't give a fuck about ending it well because the money ran out
>>219663106They really weren't, especially if you take into account that the holocaust probably didn't happen at all.And if you're really educated, you'd know France set up WW2 to be inevitable out of spite and greed
>>219663185This, plus they just let the chick die in the end with the explanation "She Nazi Tho". It just seemed like a shit take. >>2196627582 > 1 >>> 3
>>219663342>2 > 1 >>> 3Is the correct answer.
>>219662937The woman in ToD is less annoying than all the silly slapstick shit in Last Crusade.
>>219663185>>219663342The point of the ending is Henry Jones Snr calling his son Indiana and by doing so recognising him as his own man. I'm sorry if that was too subtle for you.
>>219662951>40 years of Spielberg movies and you have to use a fine toothed comb to find the ones that don't involve the Holocausttrue, it's hard to think of one
>>219663209Yeah, the moon landing didn't happen either and the Earth isn't even round or orbits the sun anyway.
>>219663342>>2196635233 was aboslutely childish.2 had a Scrappy Doo child and a clumsy girl archetypePutting either in the vicinity of 1 is just pure lack of intelligence.
>>219664379>Scrappy Doo childHis name was Flim-Flam! Only real 80s kids will know this!
>>219662758Last Crusade is easily the weakest of the trilogy. It's just a lazy remake of Raiders
Alison Doody. Kek
>>219662758it's 1 > 3 > 23 has that stupid flashback opening sequence and WAY too much goofy slapstick (the plane flying into the tunnel is the worst part) whereas 1 is basically a perfect movie
>>219664396As bad as Rudy from the Cosby Show.
Hot garbage.
>>219662758What about 4 and 5?4 was better than 2I haven't seen 5.
The correct opinion is Raiders >>>> intergalactic leap >>>> everything else.
>>219662758>3 >1 >2You've got that right. You must be a kino connoisseur.
Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine > Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom > Indiana Jones and the Great Circle = Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade > Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark > Indiana Jones and the Emperor's Tomb = Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull > Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny>>219662951Indiana Jones is 80% Lucas 20% Spielberg
>>219667109oops i forgot>Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis = Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
>>219662758>i'd say 3 > 1 > 2. is this correct?Correct! Last Crusade is debatably better than Raiders but personally I prefer it for the themes and for Indy's growth as a character. The music is 11/10, it surpasses even Raiders in that regard and I don't think that's a controversial thing to say. 2 is definitely the black sheep of the trilogy. You have TWO comic relief sidekicks to Indy, which sucks, and one of them is completely useless and frankly somewhat annoying. And then the whole setting of the film is disgusting brown people doing disgusting brown people things, as opposed to being background elements that beautiful white people interact with in pursuit of a goal. I know that sounds racist but it's true. The stakes are also not directly connected to Indy at all: he could just walk away from all this and nothing would change. They try to say some crap about world domination but nobody knows wtf these brown people magic stones are and the children slaves don't even have names or speaking lines. Compare that to Raiders and Crusade where there is clear and constant stakes at hand AND Indy is personally involved and at-risk with them. Not a bad movie by any means, but noticably weaker than the other 2 overall. It does have many iconic moments though.That being said despite Temple being the weakest entry it's still 8/10, and there's never been a moment in my life where I've turned down watching it if the opportunity arose.
>>219664404I simply can't agree with you. Every individual second of Sean Connery interacting with Harrison Ford is pure absolute cinema.
>>219664367Well, the heckin evil German goblinos had 4 years to scorch earth all of western Europe, but for some reason they didn't. Really boggles the noggin
>>219662758Yes, it's the little babies opinion
Last Crusade has a handful of great sequences but is the lamest overall. Went from "that one time when..." no-rules pulp adventure to good-guy all-American fun for the whole family.
>>219663864Dodgson was a nazi
>>219667109>Indiana Jones is 80% Lucas 20% Spielberglucas is not a good directorhe's only the idea guyindiana jones is what it is because of spielberg like it or not
>>219662758It's quite simple...1>2>3>4>5
>>219671314See, nobody cares..
>>219662758Correct order2, 3, Young Indiana Jone TV series, 1, 4, 5
>>219662758Raiders > Crusade > Skull > Temple
People who pretend Temple of Doom was good is the DEFINITION of 4ch contrarianism. It's clearly the worst of the original trilogy, with the dumbest characters, worst setting, and the worst relic.
Temple of Doom was one I watched countless times growing up. I couldn't get into Raiders as much
>>2196665224 is disappointing. 5 will give you AIDS.
>>219675131Indians and their savage ways literally took over the entire world. Meanwhile germans simply tried to stop bolshevism from over taking Europe and failed.Temple of Doom came true It's real
>>219662758>is this correctYes if you reverse it
I will forever seethe tgat they made this a game and not the fourth installment of the saga.
If you liked the movies, play the recent game. It's fucking great and captures the spirit of the OG trilogy better than the last two films.
>>219667109>Indiana Jones is 80% Lucas 20% SpielbergOf all the things this board shits out on a daily basis, this is the one that seems like the craziest one I've read in forever
>>219679312Play the Great Circle
>>219679462it's true, Spielberg himself admits that Lucas did all the heavy lifting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkkoe6Fwn4o
>>219679312Chris Columbus' Monkey King script is generally pretty weak (Indy has like 4 fucking sidekicks) but it had an opening section set in a haunted mansion full of tricks and traps which would have been absolutely amazing and the fact that we'll never have it is adequate grounds for seethe imo
>>219662758Yeah, two is the worst between the three of them because of the woman, she doesn't even show her boobs, you know? The director was fucking her so he put her in the movie. Lame. She is so annoying.
>>219662758Yes, that is correct
>>219662758In retrospect Temple feels like what the indy movie series should've been... a masculine adventurer exploring the truly unknown. Raiders/Crusade is bogged down with the military/spy stuff. Crusade is way to slap stick for my taste.
>>219664367Found the jew
you guys aren't ready to hear this truth bomb:>Sean Connery is the male Kate Capshaw
>>219662854>temple of Doom>decentBro the entire thing is a ripoff of James Bond in OctoPussy
>>219682383This poster eats monkey brains.
>>219686315it's Gunga Din retard
>>219662758No, it's release order.
>>219663209Who gives a shit about the holocaust, they left Europe in ruins
>>2196627581>3>2
>>219687894Germany didn't bomb a single European country
>>219687939https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_bombing_of_Rotterdam
>>219688005Anyone willing to bomb the Dutch is a friend in my book
2 is my favoritethe best adventure movies are the ones that unabashedly treat foreign cultures as something exotic and frightening for white hero men to exploit
>>219663209>they really weren't if you just pretend things didn't happen>also I'm going to grossly oversimplify a previous conflict to ironically paint one nation as the boogeymanthis bait has potential just keep working on it, not subtle enough yet though
>>219684529Every sidekick in Last Crusade is Kate CapshawEven the ones who return from Raiders
>>219662951anti-nazi propaganda aside the third film paints Christian narratives in a positive light
>>219662758You nailed it bro. 4 is better than 2 as well but 2 is still bretty gud
I will never understand why there are quite a few posters here who hate Spielberg. The most iconic director of Hollywood, no question about it.
>>219688120
3 > 1 is such a fucking basic pleb take it's embarrassing.
>>219663523Hats off to you kind sir. >>219663705I realize that much, but using the girl and her death as a proxy because you're mad at the nazis. Dude remember you have an audience. Redemption ark her or get lost. Spielberg is making a masterpiece, he shouldn't have added his own angst in it at the end of all places. >>219664379Thank you, but in the case of part 2. That was no ordinary Scrappy Doo kid, it was the genius from the Goonies. It wasn't like the annoying asshole pricks from Jurassic World, but rather Kwan was very likable. Would have probably worked with Feldman too.
>>219662758only raiders is worth watching
>>219662758Raiders is the only good Indy movie and the only one with any edge to it. All the others feel like Disney theme park rides
>>219695385just pol vermin
