Read a book instead edition>FTL NEWS:-- Production nontent trolling continues and a poll was asked if the show should be reduced back to 30 days; restarted the 3 hour nontent timer-- Audience very angry, retaliated by spamming cloner nation and jetneptune.com for hours.-- Audience trolled into waiting for a big reveal for 3 hours (12am-3am sunday) but it was still literally nothing-- The fish were told to sleep and do nothing all of prime time saturday night-- James vs. Bashir today? who knows!-- Winner moves on to face Bingo+Bongo in the finals-- Jet makes it seem that bongo is responsible for extending the season to 33 days... Ben invited the twins to stay in the house after the season... (these are tricks to make people renew their subscription)>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fishtank_(web_series)https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious >>219662137
Vimpshir
Groggy nagging vimp voice is a cute
>teehee i want to wear your clothes because mine are too sluttyisnt it haram for bashir to let her wear his clothes or wear own clothes after woman was wearing them? i bet such thing would be written by sandniggers as rule to follow
THE KEKED
bashir is way out of vimps league
I'm cooling down on Vimp.
>>219664719He is actually
>>219664719Objectively yes but female SMV is way inflated nowadays.
the key to enjoying fishtank is realizing that:1. Fishtank is what (YOU) make it.2. The wiggers hate (YOU).3. (YOU) shouldn't feel bad for watching because it's funny
vimp is just creditcard baiting
Vicky...
This type of flirting is just annoying. Especially since bashir almost certainly doesn't realize it's flirting and also doesn't care
>>219664710Bash is eternally indebted to vimp if this cures his muzzie fag OCD
the key to enjoying ftl is realizing that:1. ftl is what (YOU) make it.2. The namefags hate (YOU).3. (YOU) shouldn't feel bad for posting because it's funny
>>219664744trvke
>>219664710no, you own all clothes women wear, she shouldn't own anything
i know hes autistic, but surely landon can read this situation right?
>>219664737>especially since bashir doesn't give a fuckBashir is loving this wtf are you talking about. He had a huge grin on his face the whole time
>Landon just wants to be closer to Vimp but Vimp wants to be closer to Bash and Bashir wants to be closer to God.
>>219664719He literally is. He doesn't even give a shit. He just wants to win. She's flirting shamelessly.
>>219664778Lmaoooo
>>219664762yeah like I know she's just flirting but she's doing it in that really annoying way that's pissing me off. especially since bashir doesn't give a fuck
I can't believe they actually spent their final Saturday of the season as a trollish vibe repair day
>Uhhhh can you let me use all your clothes including your socks? >No? Are you gay? Why do you hate me?
>>219664778If this is real it explains why they're avoiding the goo room with director
>>219664783no
>>219664786kek
>>219664774so the paypig suggested this as a troll for the fish but retarded bosnian interpreted it as a troll for the audience
schooltank would be kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxDbeBgeZ74
>>219664748>2. The wiggers hate (YOU).
>>219664778Holy fuck, the could be kicking Burt out for this shit
How come do Christians get hate on this website but somehow we can't insult Bashir for being a mudslime? Are millennials that cucked?
>>219664802she's trying to flirt with him rn lol
>landon doesn't realize the tts's using his lines are making fun of him
>>219664778KEK
Landon just go home bro
>>219664813which website
>>219664786you spelled Goo wrong
>>219664813You are hallucinating
This Vimp love triangle would've been so much better if Landon was still a contestant. Should've kicked the twins. Fucking paypigs.
>>219664778based burt
>>219664778Damn, it’s not real. He’s just rehashing the bit where he thinks the others are targeting him. The original board was just all the fishes names.
>>219664830yeah it's rough
>>219664778by far the funniest detail in this situation is how oblivious burt must be to what he's doing. fucking amazing, good job team. keks were had
wiggers please do the same show, but with landon
>>219664778
>>219664778wait what? this guy had sex with ellie from s4? how? she is just a kid wtf man
why dont james drake and bashir poop on each other to gain a psychological edge before the elimination challenge? maybe also some pee or some cum?
post vimp feet
uh oh
>>2196648314chan>>219664835All you say is Christ Is King and an army of Mudslimes and libcucks scream at me.
Why do you think they just don't do anything, even suggestions from TTS. Regardless of how menial the task is, just do something. Is it because they get to comfortable in the house, or is it because they gain an ego and think they can just do fuck all?
Landon has disappointed me more than anyone else on this show ever has. Bashir I hated but I have come around on him. If he falls to red binx I will hate him again though.
vimpsy wimpsy... youre awesome sauce...
Landon is consistently giving a masterclass in how NOT to act around a girl you like per se
uhhhhh vimp what
I am so tired of people coming after me online, I haven't posted on this board in years and actually did good things for myself and others, I have a decent presence online and I always try to give my 100% to my followers but they just keep nagging me about stuff that I have absolutely no control of, so now I'm back here venting on /r9k/ at 5 in the morning and smoking weed, I have a can of galaxy gas that I swore to never touch again but I am feeling so depressed that I might actually use it.
I don’t like the twins anymore after seeing them become friends with Vimp.
Bongo molested tts got through
>vimp has naked guppy pics of herselfKlaus is going to bust
>I got raped with a camera
>>219664847No way bro its not real! how the fuck did you figure that out?
im ready for the bongo total makeover bit btw
bongo getting more shower TTS
>"AIIIIIEEEEEE BASHIR I NEED TO DRESS MODESTLY!!!">also vimp:
I need a government assigned Bongo gf
>vimp: Typical man teeheeLandon truly the most cucked contestant in Fishtank history
Was Bingo and Bongo actually molested by their dad or is this just speculation? I know their father is a sex offender or something
>you're very balkan
airhead woman
>>219664774dude
vimp is a cunt, per se
>>219664780i believe because it sounds like islam thingbut still, wearing clothes that woman was wearing doesnt sound like something right in islamalso they are not married so him wearing clothes after unmarried woman (to him) was wearing doesnt sound "clean and spiritual"
vimp needs to get fucked
Fuck is vimps accent extra retarded today or what? It's really starting to annoy me
>>219664906they were filmed in the shower by a hidden camera by their dad when they were 9
>>219664901theres millions of bongos anon
>>219664897inshallah habibi may allah (god bless him) give bashir the power to avoid this code switching thot
>Landon third wheelinglittle buddy.....
>>219664897Imagine thinking she won’t revert back to that the second she gets out
Landon laughing along with people using his phrases as if they aren't making fun of him
>>219664778Reminder Burt streamed about thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RNvrdhaj0U
>day of Bashir's hardest challenge>can you wake up and get my stuff for me? Also I don't actually need it because I'm going to sit here yapping for 20 minutes first>wow why are you mad at meVimp is retarded, man.
>>219664886pretty funny desu
>>219664944gangstalking arc LETS GOOOOO
This is so rough
>Bashir and Vimp are playfully negging themselves while Landon watches and gigglesTigerbros...
>>219664932and I have 0
>mfw vimp takes bashir into the bathroom to give him a encouragment blowjob per se
>so many nufags don’t know wes What’s the point anymore. My secret fishtank club is over
>>219664926mmm yes. What would you do with her?? ;) Be descriptive
I was watching the season 5 auditions stream, and I couldn’t help but notice the blatant transphobia from one of the auditioners. They stopped a transgirls video 3 seconds in after speaking, and Ben started screaming nooooooooooooooo. Jet then said, “we can’t keep doing this, do you guys realize this show has to change. We have to stop this.”I was taken aback. I don’t really understand what the problem was. What are they trying to change about fishtank? Are trannies not autists?
>>219664936>laughing alonglittle buddy...
>>219664808more like the paypiggies having contempt for the non-paying audience and thinking they're part of production
the dorm situation is crazy
GOOMAKES ME HAPPYWHEN I MAKE IT IN THE FACTORYI NEED MORE GOOSO AS TO MAKEEVERYBODY HAPPY
less "bingo and bongo were stripped of their innocence by the people they trusted the most and have had their lives ruined and exposed since"-type stuff
>>219664861Because *performative* Christianity is cringe and there's more to Bashir than Islam. Leaning into the muslim bashing feels disingenuous and it's a cheap shot. During week 1 or 2 it was funny, but by now it's played out. People aren't "James Snake" posting anymore, either.
landon is so cucked right now but he doesn't even realize it
LANDON BRO EVACUATE STOP BEING CUUUUCKED PER SE
>>219664979MY NAME IS BURTAND I LIKE TO MAKE GOO
>>219664961Bashir (3 days ago) told landon that he wasnt going to play into the love triangle so landon thinks he still has a shot
>>219664969They all fuck trannies on the down low u know...
>>219664979>SO AS TO MAKE
Vimp flirting with Bashir in front of the retarded janny is one of the best bit of the season. Jet and Letty could never.
>>219664969Jet wants to promote disenfranchised / socially ostracized people at the end of the day. You know, advancing culture but actually.
wtf this nigga doing
>>219664984Christ is King, ahmed
I'm disliking Vimp, per se
>like by Sam Well all hope is lost
Landon just leave the room this is horrible
lol, Bashit is so pathetic rn, Landon's mogging him, making fun of him alongside Vimp. It's over for Bashbros, the ultimate cucking is here!
Does jet like this kind of stuff because it reminds him of ciara and johnny?
>>219665013E) Benleaks
landon laughing every time somebody makes fun of him is crazy
ACK
I thank God every day that he didn't bestow upon me whatever the fuck kind of autism Landon has
>>219664813>on this websiteOn this fucked up world of brainwashed foids and soibois. One of the funniest memes is saying you're not a real Christian unless you read the Bible when 40% of Muslims can't read at all but they're still all real Muslims.
>>219664882>>2196648922 days left btw. You don't hate Jet enough.
chevapi reference droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52YOsjGINSc
>>219664984Bashir is the embodiment of performative
Landon TTS mogging rn.
>>219665027Sam probably assumed they actually had something planned like everyone else did
>>219664973oh lawd tell em
It hurts to watch Landon right now
>>219664985landon when gets out of the tank and realizes he's just a sub 90 iq janitor with no prospects and no bitches
>>219664984most obvious muslim award
Landon is too autistic to even realize they're flirting and he's cucked
>>219665036Bongo lies a lot. She’s lying about this and she lied about her Frank DM.
>>219665020Take this boring shit to /pol/ you spiritual kike.
i just realized bingo is still sleeping in the corner of dorm. she sleeps 20 hours a day wtf is this
Less romance/love triangletank-type stuff
them openly flirting with landon there is messed up
Landon's long lanky arms are very bizarre lookinghe's like some kind of monkey hybrid
>>219664928i dont know, she seems more energetic and speaking in a less calculated manner, less slow and less retarded
any chance they can bring landon some alcohol right now 12pm style
Maybe she’s trying to stir the pot
I was too tired to wait what was the count down for last night
>>219665049this lol
>>219665020Yes, he is. But repeating it ad nauseum makes it feel like you're actually mocking Christ and making a meme out of Christianity. I want to see creative trolling and memeing.
I sure do feel like paying $35 to tell Burt "A" right now.
>>219665075Still lost to bliccy somehow despite having effectively double the reach
>>219665027that's legitimately embarrassing on production's fault that they hyped something up and didn't even let sam know that it was a fakeout. they made their boss make an ass of himself
>>219665043There's 4 days left including today.
>>219665066It's painful to watch
It's not just a crush anymore she's fucking obsessed with him
>>219665086see>>219664774
>>219665086For Jet to come on and say the most absolutely retarded bullshit I've ever heard in my life about how the day was secretly vibe repair.
>>219665069That’s the secret to winning $50k. The Maruo strat but being a girl.
o man this is brutal
>>219665088>meme out of Christianityanon I hate to break it to you..
How do any of you still give a fuck about this show
>>219665036
Kill me
Extremely balkan
Wow, Landon handled that rejection pretty well. Good of him to respect Vimp's boundaries.
>>219664859
shes playfully tossing things at bashir while landon watches and laughs. this hurts to watch
>>219664969They are trying to make fishtank more normie friendly. Wired article/kick streamers. Trannies have been taken an L lately, and are not the type people that need to be on camera.
>>219664774>tayleigh was right
>Vimp threw a plushie at BashirVimp is a bad woman.
https://x.com/basedbjork/status/2043346597849751992?s=46kek
>>219665075landon is the one who should leave
>>219665070more
>>219665091he'll literally never live this one down
>>219665036Hol up, they shower together?
>>219665069Please understand Bongo stole her nutrients in the womb so her entire existence is being a leech as revenge
>>219664813>How come do Christians get hate on this websiteAs a Catholic I notice a very thin skin on a lot of hyper online Christians who are into the edgy side of things constantly flinging vitriol at any other group and then when a little bit comes back they cry frantically. I mean your post is literally a perfect encapsulation of this calling people mudslimes.
>>219665093the 3 days extension is a bit literally nobody outside Bongo want this shit to keep going.
>>21966506290 is being generous
>>219665125damn JD, didn't know you had it like that
>>219665121kek
If Vimp got up and started tickling or pulling Bashir out of bed right before Landon I would kneel.
>>21966506290 is still average and capable of functioning
>>219665148They did a narrative poll and the 3 day extension won. The paypigs want the extra 3 days.
>Nobody making the show gives a fuck>Nobody on the show gives a fuck>/ftl/ is still deeply invested
Crazy how there hasnt been an actual finale since season 2
>>219665145when they were kids yeah. not abnormal for siblings, especially twins
>>219665131
>>219664802Bros being bros
this nigga is SO bad at flirting holy fuck
Landon is like a fucking dog sitting there while his owners flirt in the kitchen and he is just waiting for some scrap to scarf down
>>219665148Jet wasn't sure whether they should go through with it so he did a narrative poll and it was 70% in favor. It's actually happening.
What if Sam Hyde came into the dorm right now shaved Bashir's head while stuffing bacon down his throat boxed and knocked Landon out unconscious and called Vimp a stupid hoe lol
bash being autistic is why i watch fishtank!!!!
>>219665157Landon would just start helping her he’s a total retard
>>219664774Never been more happy that someone was stupid enough to pay the $100
>>219664802Is Vimp a man or a woman?
>>219665157he probably still wouldn't realize she's flirting
>>219665185He just wants to sleep. Or he's negging her hard and it's totally working.
>cevapiis bashir making fun of her hands? because i see it
>>219665173They're doing the prey animal freeze up where they don't do the show again and have no ideas.
>>219665147>as a Catholicyeah right buddy
>>219665185Bashir is an autist and isn't interested
>>219665172...i am a founding investor so..
HEY LITTLE BUDDY HOW'S IT GOING TODAY
>>219665195Season 5 would skyrocket to the best season ever
>>219665195Season would be unironically saved
>>219665195Geeeg
These people "flirt" like they're in middle school still.
>>219665091>voicemail>Yo Sam *HUFF* uh so the countdown thing we're doing right now *sniff* I don't know if you're watching right now but uhh.. Yeaahhh, we're trolling the fans, they've been kind of pissing us off tonight. We're not actually doing anything on fishtank tonight. *COUGH* Soooo yep, that's the dealio! HHAHA, alright man, we're making a lot of money this season, you'll be happy.
>>219665049He's genuine and he's demonstrated this throughout the season. I don't even like islam, but I respect his steadfastness. Even if he's a muslim, he's a good role model in certain ways. Even if you hate him because he's a muslim and see him as an enemy or whatever, you can still respect him as a person. His integrity crosses the barrier between religions and it's compelling, as fucking reddit as it sounds.
what if sam came and peepoopee and poopeepoo and fuck and suck and peepoo
>>219665195I would kneel and consider S5 the greatest season ever
>>219665228how do you do it smart guy?
I hate both Landon and Bashir for agreeing to play Vimp's games. I'm rooting for Drake now. This is part of the reason why Jon was such a good/entertaining contestant... he mogged Nina whenever she tried to play mindgames (Letty tried to get Jon to fall in love with so she could make a fool out of him later on).
>>219665100Its only because he's closer to Russian culture she was raised in.
>>219665215
I want to fuck Letty so bad bros, do you think she has any STI's though?
>you almost threw up after your date>vimp to landon: is that true?she's so stupid she thought they were talking about landon puking
did that TTS make landon realize they're flirting lol
>>219665235I would soijak out
>>219665195what if frank came in and body slammed vimp from behind then grabbed landon's head and broke his neck then grabbed bashir by the legs and ripped his body apart in half down the middle
Burt is schizo yapping at the camera and making ZERO GOO.
>>219665228Their lives peaked in middle school and they're still there mentally.
>>219665241Jen was Simmons only
>i paid her in kebabwhat does he mean by that?
>>219665261Holy fuck that would be epic
>>219665250only one way to find out brother
>>219665241The real show is laughing at the people watching it
Imagine being attracted to Letty!
>>219665257i think deep down he knows already, hes just coping. him fucking over bashir to get vimp alone could be a kino story arc
adding ".....per se" to the end of the TTS is kinda funny
>>219665261GEEEG
>>219665261Not if symbol was there. It wouldn't go down like that.
>>219665202yes
Why do people become such fucking pussies after they get sober? Prime Bam would've done this to Bashir
>>219665195This but with Blane
>>219665240Be more aggressive, less child-like. Less throwing cotton, less nagging.
>>219665261this but the twins
>>219665264Based Burt not giving any shit about unibrows money making scheme
>>219665275I'd love to hate-fuck Letty
>>219665195You say this ironically but it would be better than anything that's happened in 2 weeks
Are my twin mommy daughter wives sleeping?
Burt figured it all out. Jet, just use his ideas instead of whatever you were gonna do.
The coachella streams from last night are still up if youd rather watch that than this nontent right now
>>219665195
>>219665294>You say this ironically
>>219665228It's all downhill from there. Flrirting in your late twenties early thirties is just>hey>hey. want to have sex?>no>ok>.....fine, but don't cum in meTIME rips JOY from LIFEdon't let this happen to you
Kek
>day 29>Bashir still has long hair
>>219665298I think Bingo is sleeping and Bongo is showering
suicide per se hehehe suicide per se hehehehe
>landon flew too close to the sun and now he's a lolcow
the kick player is a goy humiliation ritual >have to click it to get the controls>hover over the volume icon and it expands into a bar
>>219665233>he's a good role model>hypocrite>crybaby>superiority complex>constantly yapping about himselfYou're right, those are core muslim traits, with their muh honor bullshit
>>219665309fag
>>219665302What's he yapping about now
>>219665195based poop rape pee
bingo is beautiful
>>219665317Bongo naked right now
barefoot bongo sighted
>>219665170>>219665188We don't hate paypigs enough.
>>219665233>good role modeli hope you're like 18-20 lmao
>>219665275I don't have to imagine>>219665280it's a good bit, per se
>>219665309Shut up. I am advancing the culture.
>>219665319>now
>>219665298Bongo is up, already making executive goo decisions and sending faxes to corporate HQ.
>>219665064Current christianity is weak. Learn from your enemy. Bashir's attitude is what you need, not ironic christ is king memery. Christianity itself can't do shit anyway. The "nazis" had the right idea.
Landon third wheeling is painful
>>219665250there are pictures of her with cold sores, chicken andy is like a walking petri dish. that nigga went down on homeless hookers
>>219665228They're young, they're barely out of school.
Landon failing another shit test
Bongo showered today and that’s sad
btw, I was in the last thread and I was mogging all of youjust fyithought you should know
>>219665334she is probably the most genuine person that they've had as a contestant.
>>219665344How do I apply to Bongo's Goo Corp?
>>219665344mattel fischer-price just dropped a new CEOits bongo
>>219665322>have to click it to get the controlsYou just have to hover over it with the mouse
>vimp doesn't even deny wanting to take bash into the bathroom to suck his dickand there it is
These threads are working so hard to try and make people talking seem entertaining
Vimp came onto the show to farm her own audience and paypigs separate from Binxy Winxy and all she's done is turn people off and make herself look retarded. Very Beth coded
Landonbros we need more time
>>219665216 TERRAINPULL UPTERRAINPULL UP
>>219665362Frame mogging you right now by extending the post window frame all the way to the right side of the screen per se per se per se per se per se per se per se per se per se per se
landon mogging bashir now. gonna get some vimp pussy later
>>219665362why did u do that
>vimp help bashir make some goo in the bathroom >how if he won't get upTAKE THIS DEMON AWAY NOW
What did Mints mean by this?
>>219665329The goo are colored, balls are colored, therefore the final challenge is the cell and viewers can buy goo to throw at the fish.
>>219665374we're just posting what's happening
why is vimp so horny
>>219665389Mints is epic
>>219665362Mog? Male Only Groping?
>>219665387Will no one rid me of this turbulent e-whore?
>>219665387She is retarded and didnt get the joke
>>219665397a whole week without sex, could you imagine?
i'm keeping frame by just making my own posts and not replying to anyone
>>219665365The dynamic of someone who watches the show bringing someone on who doesn't is interesting not sure if they would be able to do that more as a normal thing? Like contestants come on as pairs it has to be you + another person
FRANK IS ON THE WAY THIS IS NOT A DRILLhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776010364352298.mp4
>>219665397ovulating
Vimp literally mocking bashir about being a 30yo virgin and bashjeets are takin it seriously btw
>>219665403was sam mean to him or something
>>219665397Fresh off a period, keen to fuck.
>This friendtank content is more entertaining than the suspense of last couple daysBash was right again...
>>219665389Mints is more based than i thought desu
>>219665266being gay is less cringe than lusting after some whore who is only giving you attention so she can have power over you and mind break you the next day
Nahimjustkidding, per se.
>>219665389>mints is the only wigger that cares about putting on a good showit sucks that he is so inept and gay
>>219665435What suspense
>>219665389>Even Mints is mad at JetFishtank: End Times
what is happening
>"Please let me go.">"I can't.">"Please let me go.">"I can't."
>you see her streams?>you're the smartest person in the room>what the hell?jealous vimp
>smartest person in the roomwe margin call now
>>219665403>everything you experiencedlike what
>>219665421Finally our queen Bongo will get her pussy split. I am so happy for her.
>>219665334Business idea: Bingo but her hair is tied up in a ponytail instead of down in her face the whole time, we are one (1) bobbin away from this reality
>>219665389>jet's strongest and fattest soldier turning on himoh no no no no
>>219665455gorandammerung
FYI I'm eating stir fried turkey hearts right now while watching bliccy being cute in the dorm
>>219665435He broke the fishtank and put it back together
>>219665435this isn't friendtank this is lovetriangle cringekino tank
>>219665389she is such naive retard they should find a way to milk her thing
>there's no more love trianglethis bitch is jealous
>>219665389Mints has always been based. He is just committed to the bit like Andy Kaufman. The rest of the wiggers could learn a thing or two
>>219665334
>who are you talking to?He should just keep complimenting Bliccy at this point to make Vimp insane.
>Blicky you're clearly playing your dumb girl qualities up for comedic effectNO FUCKING SHIT BASHIRWHY ARE YOU BLOWING UP HER BIT
>>219665466That TTS was sent to James Drake and Bongo there was that time they put them in dragon wings and that other time they uhhhh….
I like Bashir
>>219665483And that's based
>>219665389>>219665403Wtf
>>219665461i love the way they loved
>>219665273I tune in for an hour every day for the first three days so I can get to know the fish then stop watching after that and exclusively have fun laughing at jet and ben in the threads
>You can leave me alone, now there's no love triangle>Who are you talking toBrvtal
>>219665461Vance looking like Satanyahu
Bingo is Amelie Poulain if Amelie Poulain was an ugly brown retarded raped freak with warts on her face
>>219665486so tea?
ali and bashir are a matchlandon and vimp are a perfect match
hristos voskres
Since when Bashir had an ass like that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBohYFzmiBQdo this wiggers
>>219665389diamond continues to be contentapologize
>>219665489she thought the love triangle meant bashir was in bed
>up down spin a round make a tub of goo
>>219665498autism
vimp crazy jealous
>>219665522Jesus, muslim boys are like that?!That's da real bomb
And right back to Landon because Bashir talked to another girl. Middle school shit.
i was going to say bongo is more of a match to landon but I think hes even too retarded for her
>>219665492not the hero we wanted, but the hero we deserve or whateveri never understood that quote, it seems like random bullshit
>>219665505yes. but its absolutely not what bashir has in mind for friendtank
Bashir would be able to make a better Fishtank than Jet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w18iKXP-ESwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3zcsVDqofobashir's got great taste in music
i never like the part of the season where production gets mad at the fish and blames them for nontent, whether i like the fish or not. sam did it too. you have to give them something to do. it's like having sub-IQ actors then no script, no play, no lines, no goal...
>>219665513no ethots
bliccy is better as a blond because it takes some of the focus away from all her ugly physical features
>The twist was Bashir was in love with Bliccy all alongwtf
>>219665375Shes realizing she doesn't want to be groomed by binx anymore
>>219665545it's kinda dumb
>>219665498Bashir is the vibe nuke people pretended JD was, btw
>>219665548bashir is unironically jet's strongest warrior
>>219664719this, vimp would have no problem attracting a high value male - bashir is an incel pretending to be a volcel as cope
>>219665486No, she was genuinely too grating and awful for her to be enjoyable even as an abused lolcow.
>>219665483And that's a good thing
>>219665539Landon's got the double punch of being retarded and being a deeply uninteresting person
What did Bashir do to make Vimp jealous of Bliccy
>>219665553yeah its unfair af habibi
>>219665560many people are
>>219665560Who isn't in love with Bliccy?
Why does this nigger Bashir want to sleep so fucking much get the fuck up you retard
>>219665576call her smart
Good ending
>>219665560who isn't?
>>219665548nah but Drake could. Probably the greatest fish of all time
>>219665571He's a fun person after 5 drinks but before 10 drinks
landon needs a methhead tweaker gf that controls his life
>>219665560she is objectively the best girl in the tank and its not even close
what if the reason jet is PMSing so hard is he is having kratom withdrawalvicky having the last laugh getting the wiggers addicted to kratom
>>219665576He said Bliccy was the smartest person in the room.>>219665582He has an elimination challenge today so he wants to be well rested for it.
>>219665588alright you got a chuckle out of me
>>219665545The people wanted a peaceful guy. Batman was, from a gotham citizen point of view, a thug fighting other thugsgotham deserved a guy who would beat the shit out of thugs and be ruthless
>>219665576said she was the smartest person in the room. vimp was like "what the hell? love triangle is over"
>>219665583vimp seemed immediately injured by that remark.
>>219665583Lmao what a fucking retard
>>219665595So is everyone
>>219665557don't say shit like that
lol the twitter newfags
>>219665619bruh
>vimp:i put all the men in line>landon: y-you c-can't put me in lineLandon....
guy who simps for a 30 year old autistic virgin muslim
vimp is usually never this flirty
>>219665471You're a faggot if you see that, and all you can think about is another man's penis. I suggest you do some research into modern homosexuality conversion camps: due to a series of loopholes, many of them remain legal in first world countries!
>>219665498his fav fish were all vibe nukes who never did any bits
>>219665560
>>219665629Did he really say this
>>219665619kek
>>219665313it's like riding a bicycle, once you've figured it out, it becomes kind of trivial
>>219665631zesty punjabiwe cant blame him, it is a good pick
>Bongo and Vimp now complaining that the guy they told to get up has taken the shower from themThese are not good women.
>>219665619dude
>>219665619advantageous
>>219665629Jesus, man
>>219665640yes, even stuttering like i typed.
FUCK the kitchen
>>219665634She is around Bliccy right now, so she is trying to be funnyBy her own words, she is a social chameleon who adapts to people who are around herShe is the actual golem people pretend the fishes to be
Reminder that it's ILLEGAL to sell untested children's toys that could be swallowed by a child! Selling anything with borax is also highly regulated in the EU! Saying it's for 18+ is not a workaround either bill!
>>219665634she realizes show ends soon so she needs to speed up the process before he's gone forever
>>219665619Poisoning the well
>>219665557yeah
If the wiggers had balls they'd get Monkey_Spit on and have her make out with Landon in front of chimp
im scared of sex havers
>>219665666but bliccy was asleep until just now
its the best last 4 and 3. i don't want any of them to lose i want them all to leave with money.
>Day 29
>>219665639eeerrmmI love Bliccy, best freeloader
vimp ass looking good in those pants
>>219665680and I raped you just nowso what?youve been raped by me just now
>>219665678I don't think either of their boyfriends would allow that
ngl if i ever saw jet irl i'd knock him out
>Landon, we see ourselves in youWoah woah, who is we
guy who sends tts admitting he sees himself in landon
I like when Bongo wears her red dress. It’s very pretty.
>>219665666She's the exact inverse of Bashir who is so powerfully autistic that everyone around him can dogpile on him and tell him he's in the wrong and he will just tell them that they're all wrong.
>>219665685shes our wife
>>219665695Yeahh you wouldn't do shit bitch
if vimp doesnt literally right now strip down naked and let the homie landon explore her entire body (sexually) then she needs to go
>landon won't drink because vimp is telling him not to drink anymorethe raped faggot cucking our cringekino because he is cucked
>gachatroon thinks he can beat jet in a fight>doesn't realize he'll eat 9mm
guy who wants everyone in the house to be rapedim guy
>>219665713>landon won't drink because vimp is telling him not to drink anymoreOkay the wiggers should kick her today and send Binx home with her
>>219665695He would just tell you that he wanted to get beat up and act like you're a faggot for hitting him and falling for his troll then you'd feel real stupid!!
he can't fucking say it
>>219665389wtf is this diamond bit where she has extensive conversations with all of production
>never have I everimmediate stunlock
>>219665707
Landon still can't say "never have I ever"LMAOOOOO
>>219665678please understand, the wiggers are overworked
I really don’t understand Vimps strategy. She’s a vapid club kid who went on the same show her grandma went on and got an audience from, makes sense so far. But on the show all she does is flirt with guys and stick to whoever is most popular. Does she think that’s going to get her simps like Binx got?
Remember when Jet and Mints did that IRL stream walking down a street and they got called faggots by some guy
Landon said never have I ever lil buddy is growing
You can't troll the audience when you are dumber than the audience
this is the longest Landon has ever gone in his life without eating cheese friesthink about that
>>219665730>>219665728>>219665726HE DID IT
>>219665741Binx got some real landwhaling paypigs because of fishtankShe doesn't have or need a big audienceShe needs one landwhale, just one
Enter
https://youtu.be/kqw7BxTWJ6Ythis is my gf btw
>vimp telling bashir to become more like james draketypical russian wife type shit
Alright Vimp bullying and cucking these retards is alright
>>219665756wonder what his mom is likewonder if he could have been more normal with a better family, or if he was always destined to be an insufferable faggot with the mind of an 8 year old
bashir not being a pussy challenge
>>219665767burt x nick
Sam has done literally NO work on this seasonAnd he's made MOST of the profits from itLOL at Jet Cucktune
>>219665695If I ever saw Jet Neptune in public I don't know if I'd be able to restrain myself. I'd probably start seeing red and knock his fucking teeth out.
>>219665767Imagine still being in your groyper phase as 40
>>219665713I while back I told all you niggers that it's a shit test and you give women like Vimp the ick if you listen to what they say.Vimp told Bashir what his flaws are and he listened and tried to change his behavior. That is what lead to Vimp betraying him.I said Vimp was going to tell Landon to stop drinking and the correct answer is to say no, I will keep drinking. Landon failed the shittest. Now Vimp is completely cold and doesn't flirt with him.If Landon kept drinking she would keep negging him, she would cuddle with him, she would follow him around and make sure he doesn't hurt himself while drunk.
>>219665767landon mogging nick would be kino
Qrd why the final week has been so raped?
>>219665767Enter
I’m kinda over Bingo. Solo Bongo is kino, Bingo is just a buzzkill that brings her down.
>>219665766Vimp doesn't want that lifestyle binx is trying to groom her into
>>219665786Bongo’s retarded ass would stay in this house and make goo forever
>>219665553Sam at least offered money for them to do stuff. He also reminded them being liked by the other fish didn't help you. Jet is retarded and doesn't understand human motivation. People don't do shit just because you told them.
>>219665571He also seems to have a surprisingly big ego whenever he gets drunk
>>219665793vibe repair
>>219665783to be fair he is still recording pause snack continue against his will. chris launch has his nudes
>>219665767two gay ethnics is enough actually
>>219665793
>>219665796Nigga, she literally said she wants to stream her musicShe is a miami dj party ho who met binx in a fucking rave
>>219665793They have no ideas, no plans
Reminder that twins have immunity for the next elimination but James and Bashir could still get them to walk. Twins deserve the 50k solely because their opposition isn't willing to do anything.
vimp is not worth savingbongo is
>>219665767Was Sam actually going to get him on S4?
>>219665748the problem is that production has been exposed as incompetent and just fucking around and making everything up as they go. as that point "trolling" is clearly just random bullshit, which they even admit to.sam was right, they need mystique.sam was fishtank.
>Like yeah I've been raped>...no one has been raped this season
>>219665800Honestly a better show than whatever RVslop they have planned
>>219665795Would be a good move to have Bongo champion for the twins on the final days
>>219665796what are you talking about? vimp already has a dude who buys her mics and synthesizer shit.
>>219665794His off rip song about murdering girls under 18 was kino
>>219665788Ben needs to come up and tell Landon that vimp actually wants him to drink
>>219665817i'm sure nick would have gone if sam asked him to.
>>219665793Because production is on the same shit that made Ye retarded
>>219665817yes but he was stuck in destiny and had to go to the hospital
>>219665788You're reading too much in to it. She doesn't want his pathetic ass to beg for a kiss again.She has never stopped being in to Bashir. Landon has always been a ploy to get something out of Bashir.
Bliccy is wife material
>>219665807who? sam the assistant? It's Chris Lynchs show.
>>219665813Why would anyone watch her for her music? Unless she's wearing revealing outfits
>>219665808Right, as if the tank needed more browns and more religion.
so how is we filling about the wiggers?do we forgive them for wasting our entire night, cucking us of content, refusing to learn any lesson and not eating our buttholes through our jorts?
>>219665767so glad S4 ended before they could bring this cocksucking loser on
She’s a good woman and she’s a pretty woman.
>>219665795yin and yang. bingo's angst is balanced with bongo's happiness.
>>219665822>guy who’s favorite movie character is an oompa loompa
>>219665741she's just a retard anon
Wasn't there some leaked texts where some guy refused to pay burt because he didn't even get a good score on the test kek
What university is Burt saying? I want to shit-check him
Bingo simps have been radio silent
>>219665796guy who met vimp a week ago
>>219665813Goth clubs arent raves. They're autistic vampire cosplay meetups
>>219665840baddie wingman material
>>219665864Everyone but me iit was born after 2000
>>219665864I'm not watching currently but Burt went to Rutgers and NJIT
>>219665842She doeshttps://www.twitch.tv/v_imp/clip/PluckyUninterestedPhoneTinyFace-YmS2CM3St43qrDKy
jesus vimp
This will be Bashir's biggest test to datewill his islamic autism hold?
>>219665795solo bingo is kino too when she's not exhausted and bored. aka drunk
>Bingo can keep dreaming about black men
>>219665821These two are a perfect freeloader pair. One is an entertaining addition to the invironment and sort of an entity by herself.The other can stir shit up and go hard, but also stay impartial and hang, unlike Laura.
>>219665867BBCgate killed them for good. They were dying off after she slept for 24 days but that was the final straw.
>>219665821why is she built like a tranny
alright doomers, you win
Landon is too stupid to lean into the "per se" thing and is taking it so seriously just making himself look worse. god damn this dude is an L magnet
What have I missed why is Bashir running dread game on Vimp
>>219665846>do we forgive them for wasting our entire nightI went to bed the moment the timer started.
vimps behavior right now makes me want to clock her in the face with a glass bottle
>>219665768that voice just killed my goon
>>219665741Strategy for what? She’s just hanging out
>Bingo can dream about black menwhat the FUCK did Vimp mean by this?
>>219665846Just here to see the project to completion. They've kept it going this long on their own without kneeling and calling Sam.
>>219665899wtf is dread game?
>>219665852she is>>219665888yeah
make the call..
>>219665872this lol it's funny how many people think of them like raves
Vimp just called Bingo blacked
>>219665820They're incompetent while thinking they are genius. Horrible combination.
>>219665788so landon should>drink and crashoutand she should console him? i understand your point, and some women are like this, but they are just cum bucked for a few months harsh to judge vimp like this, but type of women you described will achieve nothing more
Jet should just keep leaving it up to Bongo whether to extend the show until everyone just leaves
>>219665902yeah but aren't you upset that they at least tried to fuck over your night? if i try to spit in your face and miss, are you still gonna suck my penis?
i just scrolled through 48 hours of threads and i dont feel like i missed a thing. why do you retards get all hyped up when nothing has happened
Mizzy’s music is unironically better than Vimp’s and Mizzy’s song was Friday tier.
The twins are gonna win :/
>>219665898why isn't jet dumping him? it is impossible for him to stoop any lower
>>219665910>>219665891Bingo's crush is a black rapper
>>219665846The war rages even harder now, I'm going full skull hyde
Vimp's voice isn't as annoying as Binx but I still can't listen to her talk. Fucking nontent bitch is so boring.
>>219665867they were always on the wrong side of history and shittalking Bongofuck em
>>219665838I am correct, you are wrong. She loves male attention, which is why she has been negging the males on the show.Landon drinking and making an ass out of himself is a desirable trait. It's conflict and creates excitement for Vimp. Him begging for a kiss makes her feel special and puts attention on her as everyone in the room is looking at her and thinking about her.By listening to such a woman who is thinking ''I can fix him'' and fixing the problem, you are removing the only reason why she was attracted to you in the first place. Women who date wife beaters and drug addicts don't want the man to get better. If you get clean the woman will abandon you.That's the accurate read on this type of woman.
>>219665899He isn't romantically interested in her. It's really that simple.
>>219665922>>219665910content queen vimp
Bingo needs correction
>>219665741I imagine she saw what the show did for Binx (~30 viewers and dwindling, even more now with her simps pissed off for ghosting them and becoming a wigger cum bunny) and wanted to give it a try. It's possible Binx encouraged her because anyone who knew who she was before S5 was someone that watched Binx, and this was her attempt to get her own viewers and paypigs.This never works though, especially if you're not one of the fish. Like do you know any freeloaders that have an actual streaming audience or paypigs? Beth has already been forgotten.Binx was right when she called Vimp actually retarded.
Why does Bashir rock back and forth when he’s reading the quran?
earoutcels have been fully justified today
Hating furries is so 2016let it go uncs, no one cares about furries anymore
>>219665872Goth clubs don't exist
>>219665926they didn't miss, it was obviously a joke and you are retarded
>>219665929We expected things to happen, but then Jet turned yesterday into pointless "vibe repair" because he's scared of losing Bashir and the season dying.
Bingo needs to woman up already. She's 26.
>>219665788lol vimp isn't attracted to landon at all, there is no shit test she is just being nice so he doesn't kill himself
>>219665925I've been watching since day 1 buddy I have zero expectations for the wiggers. Not watching season 6 btw.
>>219665942Bongo is the real contestant, anyway. Bingo is literally just a retarded thorn in her side (who Bongo loves very much because she is a pure hearted angel)
guy who believes vimp likes and will be friends with a 23 year autistic janitor and a 30 year old virgin muslim weeaboo
>>219665951he is autistic how long until you notice
I miss Vicky
>>219665931Mizzy doesn't write her own music. Just some of the lyrics
>binx is downstairs still calling you retarded
>>219665767this nigga can't stand his own fans TTSing him, he steps foot in the tank he's not lasting 10 minutes
>>219665951hes trying to be josie. he thinks rocking like a retard is interesting
>Vimp is in the house getting shit on constantly while Binx gets filled up in the basementBased friend
imagine Bingo fucking a nigger, like actually picture it in your mind's eye
>>219665960Bongo stole her nutrients in the womb though how is she supposed to do anything???
>>219665958>haha i just wasted your entire night as a joke LOLyou are a waste of a human being, and i sincerely hope you give the wiggers every dime of your money.
>>219665973remember how she would walk around the house with all her shit like a hobo?
>>219665846Why do you goyim keep watching. Do something else on a Saturday night.
Are you jealous of Burt? Are you threatened by Burt? Are you lowkey turned on by Burt but don't fully realize it or won't admit it to yourself?
Burt will do anything but make goo
>>219665872they're not exactly raves but the scenes are adjacent to each other. rave djs play at goth parties sometimes.
>>219665619>Your dad is an r9k namefagOof, no wonder jet turned out like this
vimp can never be like claireclaire mogs
>>219665888Vimps shit in my ass.Vimp licking my jorts.
After listening to Vimp make idle chat this morning I have decided that I dislike her
>>219665982*cums*
>>219665949Bingo needs a feeder bf
>>219665951
>>219665982
my sister stole all my nutrients in the womb so now I have to neet and sleep for 20 hours and draw
>>219665959except you guys are literally doing it right now with whatever you think vimp and bashir are allegedly doing. there have been 40 post since my last one. this sucks
>>219665788The only reason that she used Landon is she wasn't attracted to him and thought he was non-threatening. She couldn't use Drake because he has a gf, and she couldn't use Bashir because he didn't want her ass anymore.
>>2196659822-way bestiality
>>219664922Bro muslims will smoke drink and eat like pigs after sunset during their don't smoke drink or eat month they don't give a fuck about purity or whatever
>>219665973Did she have any fun on the show?
>bashir starts swaying outta nowhere>starts reading the quranHoly fuck, is Bashir actually autistic but his fixation is islam???? are you for fucking real?
vimp don't say that
>>219665936eerrmm______________I love Sarah <3_______________
>what was I doing in your dream?>talkingsounds about right, this bitch won't shut up this morning
Landon's situation reminds me of the novel "Extension du domaine de la lutte" by french autor Michael Houllebecp
>>219665973Bezo fucked her up. Those two thought they were in week 3 on day 2. Unsavable.
Fred Hyde
>>219664964The gay nigger already did that, thoughever
doomerchads stay winning
>>219666021He's been doing that and muttering in arabic all show
>>219666021no fucking shit he's been doing that since the first day
how do i get a bongo gf
>>219666021its day 29
>>219665985do you think she genuinely uses this as an excuse for shit throughout her life?
>>219665723No wonder he likes Bashir so much, he would do the exact same thing.
brat summerserving cunt
>get told to go to bed at midnight>they still stay in bed until 12:30 PMNobody should win this season.
>>219666021It took you 30 days to figure this out? Yes, if his dad didn't push this shit on his son who is essentially 25% Syrian he would be obsessed with trains instead.
>>219666034how would Fred Hyde run fishtank
>>219666021he's not autistic, not even high functioning, but he is a sperg, that much as been obvious since early in the season
>watch to see the twins draw>we watch to see Josie stim>we watch to see burt make gooYou reap what you sow bashirfags
>>219666019she was in pure ecstasy after kratom mogging bashir
>>219665964She isn't attracted to Landon in particular, like she doesn't find him to be this hot hunk with a beautiful face. She is attracted to attention and men who need to be fixed. She likes the flaws. She likes how clingy he is and how he gets drunk and starts shit.To her you are an interesting experiment.
>>219666024bingo sick of vimp
>bongo will never grape mewhy go on? sincere question
>>219666058Why should they wake up early? Nothing happens until 9pm
Vimp seems to be taking issue with the fact that binx calls her a retard to her face and behind her back, calls her a bad freeloader etc.
>>219666050be in a homestuck fandom in 2012
>>219666050she's one of a kind
‘The Jewish struggle against Arabs is nothing new for us, except that as time passed, the location of the battlefield changed. Jews hate Muhammad and Islam, and they hate any man who wishes to advance the prosperity of his people and to fight against Jewish lust for possessions and Jewish corruption.Amin al-Husseini
>>219666034>I see half-assed and quit another project, Samuel
>>219665147You aren't a Catholic. You are one of Satan's infiltrators trying to demonize and cuck Christianity. Get behind me, Satan. I reject thee and the evil you push.
im shocked vimp got up and left the room without bashir.i was fully expecting her to wait for him then leave landon laying there
>>219665955t. furfaggot
>>219666021>bashir is doing what he's been doing on a daily basis for the last monthyou retadred niggers need to stfu already. we get it, you have bashir derangement syndrome, move on.
>>219666053Yes she is autistic she definitely became fixated on that as a kid and has let it define her
Can't you see that doom lies in wait on our path, ready to consume all hope
>>219666066i prefer all those things to pooptank, yes. doesnt mean it should be the entire show and that isnt what he was saying either.
Would you eat this for breakfast?
>>219666021He said he believes allah told him to go on fishtank and be a performative muzzie
>burt shitting on the wiggers' inability to come up with bitsBased
>>219666025obligatoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zYL-XylC74
bongo looks like an ashley, but bingo does not look like a haley/hale
>>219666080Binx is right. There’s a reason she made it to top 2 in her season and Vimp has the lowest stox of any freeloader this season.
>>219666100of course
>season 1, bloodgames, the cell/bitchtank, season 3, famous stars season 4, magic stars, and season 5 are lost media season 2 chads stay winning
>>219666094>incoherent brown mumblingwhy even bother posting
When you were partying, I studied the quran. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the prayers. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.
>>219666094>>219666060>>219666051I just never paid attention to him unless he was a part of a conflict, sorry.
>>219666050Troon out and kiss a mirror
>>219666100Yes, they are delicious. No, I'm not gay.
>>219666067Now Jet is kratom mogging us
https://saif.systems/SAIF%20Magazine.pdf Pages 34 and 73.holy pedo worshipper
>>219666080binx can be kind of masculine in the sense that she's willing to bust balls with people, and I don't think girls really fuck with that shit. But her saying she is doing freeloading wrong is a bit embarrassing I think.
>>219666100i'd eat pigs in a blanket at any time of the day or night.
>>219666122obsessed
>>219666080binx was laughing at 17 when she was painting numbers in arenaevil woman
>>219666113Better or worse?
>>219666080yeah that's why she went against her when binx was still a freeloader. we already went through that arc
>>219666114nobody cares about bitchtank and cuckstars sorry shit
>>219666094Christ is King, Mohamad. Muslims will join their false prophet in Hell>>219666122The Muslims and communists that ruined 4chan here will seethe and send death threats to you.
>>219666114what do you think the phrase "lost media" means
>>219666094This meme hasn't caught on and it's very obvious that you're trying to force it.
>>219666100I used to
Remember when Binx said Vimp was a retard?You all called her a bad friend.But she was being real.
>>219665944She's not attracted to landon dude
>>219666122>pedo worshipersyou are watching a sam hyde show
>>219666136way better i bet that is nuts
>>219666079They could go and make content. Go sit in a chair in spin, pray, talk about Spongebob, or crochet. Shit that makes you think about god and art.
>>219666071Nah they're buddies
>DONT KILL YOURSELF>(because life insurance doesn't pay)How is Burt real.
>>219666132bashir obsessed with cp
>>219666021How are you just finding this out?
I don’t know if you guys realize this but bingo and bongo are actually really ugly.
>>219666032Bezo didn't do anything. She was already crashing out on day 1 from weed withdrawal, and then she got shitfaced and high on kratom at the same time, and was about to quit just after Midnight on the first night. Bezo only succeeded in somehow having a more humiliating, pathetic exit than the druggie slop mess.
>>219666100>>219666136Looks like my penis during summer
>>219666066i long for the goo factory
>>219666168They are typical Viet women
>>219666112>Binx is right. There’s a reason she made it to top 2 in her seasonReason being?
>>219666163
>>219666103kek what did he say?
>>219666155But it's okay since Sam is LARPing as a Christcuck.
>>219666112Blue vimp lost her season to a schizophrenic chronic masturbator and when she joined Landon she instantly got him eliminated. Maybe one of the worst fish of all time
>>219666080Intelligence for Vimp seems to be a soft spot for sure.
Landon is a literal golem he does absolutely nothing on his own what thoughts are possibly even going through his head right now
I'm starting to think they should just do 2 weeks instead of a month. maybe cut the prize money in half or something. especially if Jet and Ben are this fucking retarded. also Sam is a fucking faggot for focusing on his (failing) youtube channels and not the best thing he's ever created.We had a few good moments this season but... Doomers won. I concede.
need to banter with bliccy so bad, not many girls can banter like her
>>219666168Bongo has a really pretty face. I like her double chin and her hair is really beautiful.
I love Burt but it's insanely pathetic that Jet had to break the emergency glass to have him bail his shitty season out because he literally can't come up with any ideas
>>219666136
>dumbgay trying to explain the terrible unfunny running bit of lil cringeok
>>219665951It induces absorption in the text
>>219666163He'd be such a good host to fishtank, dude.Estanque was pure content, too bad it doesnt have the budget or popularity as fishtank.
>>219666117the chud marches on
>>219666188and she is useless in every challenge ever
>>219665729when she was cringing that's the most attractive i've seen her
>>219666191I don't think he has thoughts
>>219666174Prepare for the Sword of Truth, Mudslime. DEUS VULT
>>219666179She knew about fishtank before the other famous house contestants.
>>219666158They are like sex when they are a little undercooked by the Chinese lady
Why does Duanyay have fake tits
>>219665741YesThat has been her plan from the start dude
just upgrade to the 6 month XL pass to show my support
>>219666196>Bongo has a really pretty faceI disagree
>>219666112>reason she made it to top 2 in her seasonyeah, simp bucks and simps in production
The way Landon speaks reminds me of this,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsIHUC3Vkr8
>>219666180who's this jew
>>219666087Yeah listening to the church's authority that is grounded by apostolic succession and tradition is satanic and your retarded version of Christianity that is just mans perversion of scripture is correct maybe you'll get a new cool denomination in 30 years to follow when some guy in Ohio has a cool idea about the bible again.
binx is a chronic liar btw
>>219666230>sees woman not caked in makeup>thinks she's uglyi bet you jack it to troons
Burt has done more in 5 days than James Drake and twins have done all season
>>219666180hate his fucking face.
It sucks because I think this one has the best cast but it's just fucking boring because of the wiggers.Rewatching season 2 is insane, production used to put effort in. And that had a way worse cast.
>>219666243The pope and prots sucks LGBT cock. Orthodoxy won. May God forgive you. But I will never forgive you.
>>219666202omg lauren <3
>>219666200this and alex b. the problem is that alex b and burt mog 80% of this season
>>219666247She’s also a total retard all of these motherfuckers are retarded
Vimp seeing the tweet of Binx shouting "17" lol
>>219666179because she was a cash cow for production. all the simps buying her toys and tts. she didnt have to do anything except look the way she does. if emma didnt say she had a bf and had blue hair and didnt have a pizza face she would literally still be there running this tank
sara mi amor
>>219666185Basically telling them making goo all day isn't content and they need better ideas
In order to protect their privacy, Burt just listed off every orbiter he has had gay sex with.
>binx calls vimp retarded>she can't even count to 12
I'm so sick of people arguing over which desert tribe was right
>>219666217dude
>>219666252drakeseethers be like "i simply ADORE this faggot nigger retard"
>>219666260Oh it's one of those le based orthodox guys who got converted on twitter because of epic larp posts LMAO
>>219666292she didnt know how to write a 6she might be dumber than landon
Vimp finally seeing that people call binx "blue vimp"
>>219666263she loved those pigs in a blanket
Day 29 of 30>b-b-but the narrative pollDay 29 of 30
>>219666243>Mary-worshiping idolaters talking about perversion of scripturefucking lol
>>219666189It is for both of them. Binx only sperged out because Vimp said she was being retarded.
Drake seethers are sodomites, mudslimes and troons. They look at Drake and cry that someone can be normal, adjusted, and nice to women. The sodomites, mudslime, and troons all hate women. Be a woman respecting Chad. Being an Incel is brown.
>>219666179Everyone else interesting walked out the door and they tried to carry her to the end but she couldn't be interesting to save her life
Fundamentally if you believe in the words of God as conducted to you by a man you are believing in the man and not God.
>>219666302this is what virgins think laura looks like
does a single person in the house know bingobongo's real names?
>>219666219nah she didn't have actual prior knowledge. it doesn't make sense. Why would she blatantly be talking on camera saying "fishtank" (as shown in the recent S3 episodes) and being so obvious about blowing the bit. She was very competitive, so I seriously don't understand why someone would instantly blow it and risk getting eliminated.
hes a real one
So confirmed Fishtanks #1 helper is Sam.
there were some moments last week where momentum seemed to be building, natural tension was in the house, james vs bashir setting up for kino. The season sucked, but could have finished fairly strong. All that is squandered, total wigger death.
>>219666300I converted because Josh converted to Orthodoxy and talked about it on MATI. The catholic church encourages homosexuality and pedophilia, but the Orthodox Church forbids it. Desire isn't allowed either. You burn in Hell the second you became a faggot unless you
>>219666250She’s objectively ugly. Sorry if that hurts your feelings because she your quirk chungus waifu
This season is a disaster lmao
honestly shocked that Landon is still laying in bed and didn't follow vimp out to the dining room
>>219666321>mudslime nigga, take a day off
>>219666334>Why would a woman act retarded
>>219666330they have mention them but nothing was hammered home so they probably forgot. james and bashir probably remember
Vimp and Bashir would make such a cute couple tbhitler
guy who took binx's bit seriously
>>219666352every bashtard post is incoherent and worthless
>>219666346nigga actually typed this out and hit post
>>219666352good soldiers don't take a day off mr boss neger wouldn't like it
>>219666344I would really prefer if you'd killed yourself
*Unless you repent and renoucne your faggotry. But it's better if God throws you in Hell.>>219666352Muhammad is in Hell, burning and screaming. You will join him.
>>219666279What did she say?
>>219666346>I converted because Josh convertedlol
>>219666370S1 was soulful because we had organic memes like that and bubble ben
>>219666323>by a manthis is true and this is why all propositional/text based religions are false if you depend on interpretation of a text you are only ever able to worship the idol of your own creation, catholicism is the only one that avoids this by being specific trans-cultural and sacrament based rather than propositional
el estanque 2 is the last white hope
let it die don't make a new one
>>219666351Waiting for TTS to snitch something before he leaves
>>219666334James sort of confirmed it last night that the first round people were aware because they were asking him how long he could stay in character (pretend it isn't live) before s3
>it's another weekend with no planned content
>>219666377I agree that he is, I don't like islam. I like Bashir though he's a cool guy.
>>219666318Binx also called her retarded on many other occasions when she was calm
>>219666377None of it is real buddy
>there are protcucks and popenigers itt fightinggo to your gay sunday services niggas
>>219666330They’ve said it a few times but nobody really thinks of them as humans so I doubt they paid enough attention to hear it or remember.
>>219666374>>219666352saifcord isn't sending their best
This season is a disaster
>>219666374So it's wrong to be a Christian? Is it wrong for me to follow the true church? Is it wrong for me to listen to His calling? Zoomers are converting en masse to Christianity because we are sick of LGBT. We are sick of being told that we are evil for being white and straight. You will not see forgiveness from us. >>219666383The atheist seethes as he is possessed by Satan, watching as someone leaves the evil world to join God's eternal grace.>>219666398>I like that pedophile because he's a good guy.>I like that terrorist even when he kills children and wants to murder Americans>>219666404Father forgive him.
Sam should fly to atlanta for a surprise appearance, but just go right down into the basement and beat jet and ben to death then leave.
>first gingerFUCK YOU BASHIR SCOTT IS FROM SEASON 1
>>219666389I wanna doom some more
how is it on autopilot, do the wiggers sleep 13 hours?
>>219666346Dude that's based. Based as fuck. We don't fuck with redemption in the redpilled church. No fag shit allowed, think about suckin a cock boom ur dead straight into fire faggot nigga. Did you see those cool robes the monks wear? Holy aesthetic!
>>219666410saifcord manipulated bashir into manipulating me to shill for islam on /ftl/, they promised me 72 virgins
4chan is my boyfriend - bliccy
>>219666421thatd be friggin poggers
>>219666406Why do that when I can just pretend online
Bashtards will memoryhole the time last night when vimp said she only did the muzzyprayer for content
>>219666382>oh my gooood>haha, "blue vimp"something like that
have bingobongo said the nigger word yet?
>turn off stream furious last night after nontent bullshit>check in now and its just burt making more gooEnough of this.
>>219666419>>I like that pedophile because he's a good guy.>>I like that terrorist even when he kills children and wants to murder Americansits called forgiveness, we love everyone
>>219666346>I converted because of the fat man from green redditGRIM.
brb converting to islam just to piss off bashseethers lol
Landon has now followed vimp to the dining room
whoever bakes is a gaytard
>>219666442Yes
>>219666434That's me! I'm 4chan!
I thought Vance was a ginger
>>219666445Blasphemy is unforgivable. I want you to go outside and tell people it's okay to kill children and to like pedophiles. Go ahead. You will be beaten up and your face smashed against the pavement.
>>219666437>OH NO, SHE ISN'T GOING TO MARRY BASHIR AND HAVE KIDS WITH HIMnigga it's a reality show livestream, none of us believe it
>>219666179he is retarded>burt made them the most money>binx made them 2nd/3rd maybe alex tts were worth more most money>other people just left earlier and werent such pickme tryhardsshe got 2nd place not because she was great, but because cast was like thiss5 raped her in 2 days, no tts money, no roses, no candies
>>219666421i would mark out ngl
>>219666444Are you guys not hyping up the goo anymore? A couple days ago anons were acting like it was the best thing ever.
>>219666453False converts are beheaded
juliana is my gf
it’s over
>is that norway flagnoway anon is now canon
>>219666466Insane that people don't realize this. People go along with the bit because it's a goddamn show
>>219666463Its okay if they repent, He says so, everyone can be saved, remember?
>>219666449Which onionfarms banned faggot are you? Let me guess you were a pedophile some lgbt troon or some faggot from the TES general that seethes about Christians all the time
>>219666442Only on accident a couple times when reading names
>even the good production has stopped it's never been so over
today for content they are going to set up a tv and have the fish watch episodes of "Pause, Snack, Continue"
>>219666471It was always shit dude
yfw when sam shows up and ellie posts
>>219666346>>219666419this is who is spamming this thread seething about bashir btw
>>219666492ohh no nO FCUKING NONONONONO ITS MEIWAKU FROM THE FISHTANK THREAD AHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHALETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>219666463Yeah but you likened thinking Bashir is cool to liking pedohpiles and child murderers you fucking retard It's not Muslims, it's just brown people
>yfw sam shows up and punches bashir into a coma for being a muslim pedo apologist, gives jet and ben a big high five and takes everyone else out for ice cream
>>219666506I hate lesbians nice try.
>>219666495Lol they have no materials. They only had enough material for 500 goos
Fishtank went out with a whimper.
>>219666517Okay Mints
two kiwitroons arguing in MY /tv/ thread? wtf
remember when shadi said the sexpest culture was 10x worse behind scenes and we dont know the half of it?really makes sense now... they are literally just having a drug fueled sex party downstairs for days and jet only comes up when he is completely boofed up
>>219666498True
the finale challenge is just going to be who made more goo btw
>>219666528RVtank will save the postseason
>>219664971Hmm next season I'll pay for basement access
>>219666517This is the most middle school coded post I've ever read
>>219666541They're not even doing that
>>219666517what flavor of ice cream?
>>219666539the final challenge will be a 100% rigged hand wave when they're bored of the showit'll be twins FYI
Even if you like the twins, Bashir or James, they're stuck in the worst season where Sam left and Jet just gave up.
>>219666531Why do you hate the anti-pedophile website?
>vimp still thinks she is Suze in the memescreen edit"why am i brown?"
>>219666539That would require someone in the basement to be keeping track
>>219666551BIG PURPLE flavor
>>219666539No way they have kept track of that, and its pretty even between bashir and bongo
I'm going to be real with you all, it kind of hurts to see fishtank in this state. Could not fucking imagine the vibes in the basement. Realistically they don't give a fuck but still..
>>219666532giving joopussy to a 17yo music friend (sully) was a very cool move from jetother things may be actually disgusting
Looking at the meme screen you can see how Jet fucked the season. There are so many ways they could have made a memorable cool season. The midget hooker giving Landon a lapdance was one of the top moments of the season. They could have just had more fun freeloaders to create more iconic moments, but instead you had Laura and Binx.
Is this the quickest vibes have so universally soured?
why does landon even exist anymore haha what is his purpose
>>219666572>imagine the vibes in the basementhey are just doing drugs and having sex
>>219666577whos the jewish girl?
The funniest part to me is that the paypigs think they are in on it with the production but don't realize they are paying for no content basically this is the same as buying a hooker and then having a random dude fuck her infront of you and also giving that random dude money, its like being a megacuck
@counterstrike1911the cringe challenge directors cam and the bashir drake internet lore confessionalpretty please?
There is no way they can just extend the show, surely they signed contracts or something
>>219666330Ashley is Bongo. Haley is Bingo
>>219666485say more
>>219666558Moon is a pedo himself mind you
>>219666504>>219666504>>219666504
its very clear now that the finale of every season was Sam's doing. the cell + wonka s1, swamp olympics and even the RV thing was Sam's attempt to save the end of s3 even if it failed.Jet just does not give a shit about ending on a high note; which would make the season retroactively be seen as better
>>219666572>it kind of hurts to see fishtank in this stateIt's just a shitty internet show
bongo has some good legs on her
>>219666572You fucking faggots deserve this, you are easily the worst fan base ever.
Goo is the new ball. This is not a good thing.
I had to pay the IRS 42k this year. fuck
>>219666613Basically everything creative in every season was sam's doing
>>219666590Contract says they can extend the show. Has since the start
>>219666613once jet makes enough money to buy drugs for the rest of the year he gives up
>>219666504>>219666504>>219666504MIGRATE
>>219666346Second Funniest /ftl/ post of all time award, second only to poopsink.
Blessed are the goomakers
>>219666608Faggot nigger
>>219666591I know. I'm talking about the people in the house
>>219666553This, they're going to delay the elimination until Day 33 and just do a half-assed rigged ending and give them the money
>>219666780I would prefer this
>>219666346omg he's serious lmao