heres a picture of me and chloë when she was young. did you meet any celibrities guys?
Her breath stinks of his cum. She probably regrets it at the moment but this mf gave her the best sex of her life.
I like aggressively manspreading to show dominance
I met reggie bannister at a local mall for some thing a radio station was holding
>>219670282who?
I sold Sean Penn party favors
>>219670515that's me
>>219670579the girl, who is she?
>>219670236me on the left
>>219670592that's me
>>219670236Thanks a lot, this encounter turned her gay.
>>219670236I used to work in a concert venue so Ive met celebs every week
>>219670236damn, you're cute. i like the dress.
the few I talked to didn't appreciate jazz:/
Is that Chloe Moretz? That fridge been on my mind.
>>219670236I thought I recognised Rik Mayall in an airport departure lounge once but I was a little kid and was scared to go up to him to ask him if he was Adrian Edmondson.
>>219670236Sure did.
>>219670236imagine the heat of his sweaty armpit on her shoulder
I met Steve Carell
>>219670631do you do anal?
>>219670236I've had a beer with Joe Pera once, nice guy
>>219671349you're kind of cute
>>219671265She is a certified therapist now.
>>219671349Post tits or gtfo
>>219671349racked up
>>219670236>did you meet any celibrities guys?Tom Clancy once replied to a Usenet post of mine.
>>219670236This is how I imagine Snoodposters
>>219671409Pera drinks?
>>219670236Where's your hat?
Me and Keanu Reeves
>>219670236I met the fat gay one from modern family at a gas station in Kansas. Eric stonestreet I think. He was buying fried chicken gizzards.
>>219670236>heres a picture of me and chloë when she was young
>>219673263The look of disgust on his face is priceless.
>>219671877Daw
>>219673305
>>219670236did she really look that disgusted? is the photo edited?
>>219673379Its real. Are you really suprised celebrities who don't even live in the real world are repulsed by dysgenic creeps? I'm not even a celeb and I would be making that face too
>>219673521>dysgenicThe guy looks fairly normal to me. You seem to be under the impression that the average normie isn't ugly as hell.
>>219671374>replies and whimsy immediately stops once this anon made a light sexual requestKek what a fake ass bitch.
>>219671349I dont know these zoomie actresses but you are dilf
>>219673620Yes, the world is full of dysgenics. The guy is objectively ugly because he's fat and balding and has a dopey face. He could fix his shit with the gym and shaving his head but he probably won't
>>219673804rizz check fail
>>219673804Are you retarded? The only girls who post on 4chan are wannabe ewhores on /t9k/ and that board where you post selfies
>>219673920If this isnt ai thats based as hell of pitt
>>219673920grrm is looking a little grim
>>219671420One worthless career to another. Amazing.
>>219671420Sex therapist?
>>219673920Brad should have pissed himself in solidarity, these fucking Hollywood phonies...
>>219671420shows people the proper way to snort coke
>>219681652Liam Neeson would have, he's a real one
