Anyone else getting priced out of the kinoplex?
maybe dont see it in imax or with $9 pepsi
>he can't fit cans of soda up his ass
>>219671508Anyone who buys popcorn or drinks at a cinema is legitimately retarded.
>>2196716482kg of salted popcorn and a gallon of pepsi is part of the experience.
>>219671648Yes im going to smuggle a fresh bag of popcorn in and a iced cold fountain drink.
>>219671706>smuggleAre they frisking you? Are you that scared of doing what 99% of people routinely do?
>>219671508I haven’t been to a movie theater in 6 years.
>>219671508>not having Unlimited>not having Snack SaverI go all day watch 4-5 movies and popcorn and drink is like $11. Also frequently I can get free couple hot dogs or a pretzel(though actually I bought a pretzel yesterday because there was $1 off promo but it wasn't put in right so I only got the normal Unlimited discount and he didn't put it in the oven right because it still frozen on the middle, idiot)
They can’t die out fast enough
>>219671791Last time I saw a movie in the theater was house of 1k corpses
>>219671706I smuggle in costco hotdogs and bottled coke
i'll buy a large drink and fill it 3/4ths of the way and pour my liquor in when I get seatedfuck buying snacks though
>>219671508A mug moment is not worth 10 dollars
>nacho combolmao>>219671805imagine paying a subscription to get your popcorn cheaper
>>219671508You should have taught your girlfriend how to sneak things in.
>>219671562fpbp
>>219671706You can smuggle in a bag of popcorn and cans of soda that costs a fraction of the theater's concession. Boomers and kids check tickets, and they won't say shit if you bring a bag.
>>219672433Why wouldn’t you want the best movie experience?
>>219672483>and they won't say shitEspecially if you eyeball them and look like you're about to go into knife-stance.
>>219672520As goycattle you may not realize this, but paying $9 for a pepsi will not enhance its flavor
>>219671947>paying a subscription to get your popcorn cheaperKind of but its year long. Its $40 for half off popcorn and drink the rest of the year and it includes the first popcorn and drink. Essentially it is double price for your first popcorn and drink to have half off for the rest of the yearI did prefer the refillable but I think people didn't wash them so they discontinued them. Well, and also they couldn't raise the price for refillables
Can you animals really not sit in a theater for a couple of hours without eating? When I was a child and a teenager I'd want snacks, but as an adult I just want to focus on the film.
>>219672721I like a ice cold drink and a snack with my movies
I dont go anymore because people light up their phones. The cost is nothing to me.
>>219671508Last time I was in the cinema was Chainsaw Man movie, and I brought in a bottle of vodka in my jacket breast pocketTry doing that instead of overpriced popcorn you fat fuck
>>219672878So buy an ice cold drink at a shop beside the cinema before you go in? You think it instantly goes lukewarm in 5 minutes?
>>219672721Even if OP abstained from stuffing his face, he'd still be paying nearly $50 for just him and his child-bride to see a kino. That's asinine no matter which way you slice it.
>>219672989Not ice cold no, and then I would have to stuff it in my pockets and it would look weird
>>219673028>he'd still be paying nearly $50Where the fuck does he live that he pays that much? I can go see a movie just on my own for like $10
>>219671508I have millions of dollars I just don't like modern cinema. I only download old stuff for free!
>>219671508>twenty two dollars for a childHwot? Prices of food distracted me for a while before my brain caught up.
>>219671826For me it was Wolf of Wall Street and I was so stoned I couldn't pronounce the title
>>219671508I haven't been to a kinoplex in 15 years.Not because I can't afford it but because the movies have been shit that long.
>>219673131Those are definitely west coast prices, specifically Califagnia
>>219671648This didn't use to be a problem. Between this December and previous one, price of popcorn and cola increased by 100%.
>>219671508For me it's having to use an ipad. If I can't just tell the employee what I want I am not spending money. I am not touching a disgusting screen. I am not entering an email and phone number. I am going to start vandalizing touch screens once I respawn as a teenage chicano.
>>219671508>buy ticket for less than 3 bucks>buy food in the market before getting into the cinema>spend less than 10 dollars to watch kinoAlso who the fuck gets beer to watch a movie
>>219671562I'd pay $5 max for any movie out. Maybe more for an old one I liked. Theaters deserve to fucking die.
>>219673239You couldn’t find one good movie in 15 years?
>>219673245>turdies think LA is the only expensive place in the worldIt's an imax broke ass brown boi
>>219673252Personally I want to respawn as a Japanese loli.
>>219672520imagine thinking a $9 pepsi is okay
>>219673253I guess you haven't heard of 'root beer' in Kuwait.
>>219673245>specifically CalifagniaOh, well then he's not actually a human being and I care not for his plight.
>>219672566you don't have to; they won't say or do shit.
>>219673287You don't pay $10 for a soda anywhere else in the world you genuinely retarded, sheltered, utterly clueless niggerfaggot
>>219673342oh ok
>>219673283There haven't been any in that long.Go ahead. Try and name a good movie from the last 15 years.You can't do it can you?
>>219671508pics of child plz
>>219673283Name one
>>219671508last time I went they tried to charge me ten bucks for a fucking hot dog>>219671562>paying over $20 for a cinema is reasonableI hope that boot tastes nice at least
>>219673464>>219673383>Try and name a good movie from the last 15 years.One Battle After Another>inb4 chud screeching
>>219671508The redditor that posted this is blatantly grooming a kid that isnt his buying that.
>>219671508>americas discounts ADD money onto an order
>>219671508>pepsi that's how you know you went to a shit theater
Pretty easy to sneak in a can or 20oz bottle of soda with a hoodie or cargo pants. The theaters not going to pat you down.
>>219673583This. Pepsi is poor peoples Coke
>>219673515Never heard of it.>2025 American action-comedy-thriller filmSounds like trash. I'm assuming its trash. Its 2025 movie after all.
>>219671508>being stupid enough to pay those pricesNope.
>>219673653Ignorance isn't a badge of honour, dumbass
>>219673579
>>219673701Never seen anyone on /tv/ talk about it either.
>>219673583
>>219671508>Anyone else getting priced out of the kinoplex?No I'm not an uneducated minimum wage earner which seemingly 99% of anons are ITT.
>>219672585>>21967331389 IQ mouthbreathers that can't understand he meant the imax part>inb4
>>219671562imax is the only thing worth paying for at theaters unless you have a quality vr headset that supports spatial audio.
>>219673515You had to put a disclaimer about people pointing out that movie is garbage. Which shows you know its garbage.
>>219673383>Try and name a good movie from the last 15 yearsGodzilla minus one.Top Gun: Maverick.Both were pretty good.
>>219671678why do you yankees salt your popcorn?
>>219673978>Godzilla minus oneNot an American movie. Not Hollywood. Doesn't count.>Top Gun: MaverickTrash. Tom Cruise doesn't make good movies.
>>219673383Minecraft kino
>>219674073Zoomer spotted.
>>219674115im an unc but zoomer at heart
>>219674257What the fuck is an unc?
>>219674023salt belongs on all foods
>>219674257zoomers are uncs
I go on a discount day and tickets are like $5.99-$6.49 or something.
last time i went to the slop den tickets were 5 bucks and crab legs were free
>>219674317not on popcorn, here in europe we only have sweet popcorn
>>219671508Go back to plebbit, fag
I saw it at 1:30pm and tickets were only 9 bucks
>>219674307uncle
>>219674394salt belongs on sweet popcorn and on all sweet foods in fact
>>219674436Just say boomer like a normal human.
Fun Fact: In America, what is marketed as popcorn, is in fact a kernel of corn with a strong hull containing the seed's hard, starchy shell endosperm.
>>219674471no thank you
why even go to a theater? >overpriced>takes extra time>20 min of fucking ads >bunch of teens/kids in the audience disrupting the experience
>>219674493in my heart i am a zoomer fr and its okay for me to still go out with 18 year olds no cap
>>219674661If you look at any recipe for sweet popcorn I guarantee you it contains salt.
>>219674023Why the fuck would you not
>>219674706That's radical, dude.
>>219674741the tiniest pinch not a salty taste
>>219674394Sweet popcorn is shit
>>219674791my girlfriend is 19 (barely) and thats okay
>>219674809I never said that all foods should taste like salt; I said that it belongs on all foods, also your retarded.
>>219674827pretty sure its popcorn and not "shit"maybe you just got it from a bad place
>>219674889Popcorn should not be sweet
>>219673884>chud screeching
>>219674850youre the retard here for not understanding natural language by your autist definition everything already contains trace salt, a side effect from existing
>>219674936popcorn should NOT be salty
>>219674936Or taste like minimum wage spit, and yet...
>>219675003I clearly mean added salt
>>219671508It's not the price, it's the audiencehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Prkm7XdDYtc
>>219675070yes, added salt for salty taste
I haven't had to smuggle anything into the theatre since I was in college. You don't even have to smuggle alcohol in anymore - sipping on a nice icy margarita and crunching on some tacitos is the best while your wife massages your penis through your pants.
>>219671508>not going to chad drive ins for cheap and bringing your own food baka
How fat are you people that can't go to a 2hr movie without eating?
>>219675177No. Salt is fundamentally a flavor enhancer, similar to acids. Salts belong in sweet foods because it helps you to taste the sweetness and whatever other flavors are in them. This is why salt goes in any sweet cake and why you can add salt to sweet fruit to enhance its flavor without it tasting salty.
People who eat in cinemas should be beaten
>>219671508It makes no sense that the movie would cost more to see once than it will cost to eventually own it.
>>219673579That's the discount fee, goy
>>219673191>DUDE WEED LMAO
>>219671508Those are clearly NYC/LA ticket prices so they dont apply to anyone living anywhere else, but on top of thatWhy are you going to a kids movie in the most expensive format available?Why are you not sneaking in sodas and snacks?
i have an actual job so this is nothing.
>>219671508>The Super Mario Galaxy Movie 2026 1080p Multi Webrip HEVC x265-RMTeam
>>219671648Popcorn didn't use to be that bad. Soda wasn't even that bad since their large was massive enough to last 2 people through a movie so you and a date could share. Now concession stand candy or whatever else they offer now like nachos, you're genuinely a chump if you buy that. Every woman owns an oversized purse they only use for movies anyway so you can bring a lot of that stuff in yourself. Like my ex and I once brought in an entire bag of taco bell to see infinity war
>>219675719>taking the date to see bing bing wahoo
>>219672621Yeah people may razz ya for it but if you're genuinely going to that many movies it's worth it. So like if you show up at opening, buy tickets for like 5 movies in a row, you genuinely get free refills all day for that one buy at the start? I'm surprised they don't terms and conditions you like, free refills only apply to one show or something.
>>219671508>50 bucks with snacks to spend an hour or two with loud niggerslol at burgers who don't have oled tv's in their living rooms. You can't even cuddle with your qt asian gf in there.
>>219672721>as a mature man, i make sure to get no enjoyment ouf of anything>that's what maturity is all about>btw, the only really permissable pasttimes for grown men like me are sportsball, socializing and drinking>i do absolutely nothing that my fat wife doesn't approve of
>>219673283name one good movie from the last 15 years.
>>219676101There's so much projection in this post, I feel like I just stepped into the kinoplex!
>>219671508"Did you just order an $8.99 small Pepsi?"
>>219673515lackluster bait. here's your (you).
>>219673701Not knowing anything about what hollywood's been up too lately is definitely admirable.
>>219674065>Trash. Tom Cruise doesn't make good movies.cringe. Some of his MI movies have been kino.
I'd honestly much rather stay home and rewatch a poirot episode on my 75" oled tv than go the kinoplex.
>>219676291I watched the first MI, hated it and watched none of the others.
>>219671562Theater near me is from the 90s and doesn't even have Imax , at best they have RealD 3d.
>>219673313It’s not
>>219675914Well, you get one refill for a large popcorn/drink and so I'll eat the popcorn first few movies get the refill then eat a little toward the end and take the rest home and same with the soda except usually I'll finish the soda. And I'll get an ICEE and refill with soda
>>219671508you could have had sex with your kid instead and have fun for a couple hours for free
>>219677044>you could have had sex with your kid
>>219672721>Can you animals really not sit in a theater for a couple of hours without eating?No.
>>219677044Drop dead
>>219676449yeah, what's the point of still going to theaters when giant high definition TVs have become so inexpensive?>content is either free or cheap (and usually better than the films currently in cinemas)>can eat and drink whatever you want for just a few bucks>can pause anytime you want>no unruly assholes that can ruin your viewing experience
