ITT: litmus tests for whether someone actually likes films. This movie is beautiful and people that hate it are braindead causal retards
No this movie is so fucking shit that the director publicly disowned it
>generic sci-fi horror slop>beautifulkekGet real, grow up.
>>219678638He disowned it because it put him through hell, but the final product is great
Resurrection is better.
>>219678495>beautifulThe game has like two good matte painting shots and the rest is fucking hideous. The Alien itself looks like absolute ass and there's so many scenes from its POV that look unbelievably cheap with a horrendous fish eye effect. Resurrection MOGS.
>>219678871Resurrection is one of the worst movies of all time. Kill yourself and take whedon with you
>>219678495Patrician taste. The fact that such a good movie was wrangled out of the shitfight of its making is amazing. I think lots of people were upset it wasn’t a big dumb action film like Aliens, but I appreciated it.
>>219678495It's an ok looking move with questionable effects and story decisions that ruins it's predecessor and disposes of two beloved characters ignominiously off-camera.while offering no compelling replacements
>>219678495Of the first three movies in the series, this one is third best.
>>219678495lol >no exploration at all, just survive in a prison>unlikable garbage forgettable cast >full of prison manc’s >charles dance takes away from ridley’s honor >kill the likable cast off-screen before the film even begins >kill ridley making a logical sequel impossible (setting up the resurrection debacle) >cinematography is way too dark to see anything
>>219679556>Muh retarded marine and kidI bet you love Christmas music
>>219678793No the final product is fucking terrible >Kills off the original cast just in the opening scrolls>Entire movie is shot in one confusing ugly ass place >All the new characters are forgettable/boring as fuck >The xenamorph isn't even upped from the mother queen and is just some retarded small dog that looks like absolute shit in cgi
Best original score of the three
>>219679832Mariah Carey's is my favorite.
>>219679717>>219679918Plebs>”dragon” terrorizing a bunch of reformed criminal religious fanatics>dark, dingy and terrifying >alien more feral and bloodlusting, upping the stakes >MC resigning to fate for the sake of the universe
>>219678495>This movie is beautiful and people that hate it are braindead causal retards>>219678638>this movie is so fucking shit that the director publicly disowned itThe movie is very good on its own on a rewatch but as a sequel with the expectations built up from the previous movie its a huge disappointment.
>>219678495Then colour me a retard, because I hate this film, always will, and nothing you can say will change my mind. And no, I don't care about your pathetic Assembly Cut.>let's take this already boring film and make it a bit longer and more boringWow, what an amazing revision! This changes everything.
>>219678495The assembly cut is perfectly acceptable. Still a pretty large step down from 1 and 2, but it's not bad. The theatrical cut is pretty fucking shit.
>>219679918>>219679717>>219679556>Muh heckin' main character characterino >Not le heckin' newterino>But muh characters>Muh surrogate mommy arcThat's why Alien3 is a litmus test.The franchise needed to avoid a hero or recurring human completely, it did what needed to be done and 99% of all seething is because it had the balls to do it.It's called Alien.Not The Crazy Adventures of the Ripley Family.
>>219681143Based
>>219681143Doesn't matter what the idea was the product still fucking sucked for the reasons listed. Having a good idea executed poorly still results in a shit film you retard
>>219681110>The assembly cut is perfectly acceptable.I knew you would show up. The inevitable Assembly Cut advocate. But no, it does nothing to improve the film. Alien 3 is cinematic proof of the the old adage, "You can't polish a turd."
I absolutely don't hate it.
>>219681143Then it should've gotten rid of Ripley entirely. After the 3rd time, she should've been like "why does this keep happening?"
The newest fancut is fair.The other versions are garbage.
>>219681570I'm hardly an advocate. The assembly cut at least works as a functional and coherent narrative, it's way better than the nonsensical bullshit of the first cut. But it's still not a particularly good movie, especially compared to the first 2 films like I already said. It's just as mediocre and inferior as Resurrection.
>>219681729The legacy cut is what to look for
>>219678495I saw Alien + Alien 3 as a kid.Didn't see Aliens until I was a teenager.I get the disappointment following Aliens, but as a sequel to Alien, it worked fine.
>>219685299It did not. It was retarded, and so are you. The series is only popular because of Aliens. And Aliens had a satisfying ending. Alien 3 had to make up magical bullshit reasons just to exist.
>>219678871>>219679193Both Alien 3 and Resurrection are bad but Resurrection still manages to be dumb fun action horror schlock and entertaining unlike 3 which is just a boring bad movie the worst kind of bad movie.
>>219678495it's kino
>>219678871it's kino
>>219678495>This movie is beautifulWell, I disagree. Especially the cgi has aged poorly. And I am one of the few people that actually enjoys this movie (at least the raw alternative cut, that is somewhat closer to the vision of the director). I can understand all the poeple that dislike (not hate it, it is not that bad) this movie. It is an empty shell, or a crippled torse. I weep, knowing that we will never see the movie that Fincher envisioned.But I still really like it. I like that it's dark. That it had the balls to kill off the other 2 survivors of Aliens right at the beginning and our beloved heroine in the end. It is a gritty successor to part 1 and more horror than part 2. It is at the same time deeple flawed because of the decision of some greedy executives and pencil pushers. And in an ironic way, that's the perfect metaphor for the weyland yutani corporation.resurrection is also my guilty pleasure, just fyi
>>219686858Nah, 2 was more terrifying and horrific than 1 ever was. It was actually scary. 1 was slow and plodding interesting mainly for the unknown and eerie discoveries
>>219687081For me, 2 was more of a sci-fi action that heavily leans into horror. If something is this exciting, it takes away some of the tension that is build in a suspense horror movie.And please don't take this as criticism. Aliens is still the best of all the Alien movies. Just not in the pure horror department.
Glad to see some sensible opposition in the thread. Alien 3 fandom should have been stamped out long ago. They hated us for telling the truth, and they had their way for some years, but I think the tide is finally turning. And it's about fucking time, too.
Goodness gracious, what a tragic backstory! I like him even more now that he has depth, and I can't wait to see how his redemption arc pays off!Oh...ok sure, we could also just kill him. Fuck it, whatever.
>>219678871I'd rather watch paint dry than watch Resurrection again. Just did two days ago to refresh my memory and it was an otherworldly mistake. HORRIBLE MOVIE
>>219678495OP is seething because someone questioned his bad taste. It's our burden as normal people to tolerate his difficulty.
>>219678495In my opinion it's an alright movie but it's a terrible conclusion to the first two Alien movies. I mean what the fuck were they smoking.
>>219687783They also wasted Pete Postlethwaite, who was little more than a background extra. Instead we got lots of scenes with the buffoonish moderator and his 85-IQ janny.
>>219688238It's one of the most monumentally mismanaged franchises of all time. They had a smash hit with Aliens. Everyone wanted more, they were buying the toys, comics, games, vhs tapes, etc. Part 3 should have been easy money. They had an unlimited amount of choices to pick from to continue the series. Time skip just like the second movie did, then pick new characters, new location, exciting continuation of the story with expansion of the lore! Nah, let's just pick something boring and mean spirited like retconning the ending of the previous movie to say they didn't actually make it home safely but instead died on the way back haha. They'll love that one!
>>219679415>>219687420Aliens is still a horror film and it wouldn't even be up for debate if Alien wasn't structured like a slasher and had more than one Xenomorph. It's about as much of a power fantasy as Predator, but people think the Xeno was nerfed compared to Alien which is not true. The Xenomorph has a very hard exoskeleton such that it can survive getting soaked in molten lead but they explicitly state in the movie the marines are using weapons with armor piercing rounds and this is over 150 years into the future (and it still couldn't withstand such a rapid change in temperature anyway). It's still a creature made of flesh and blood at the end of the day, not a metal robot like the Terminator. There's also zero action until an hour in but we do got multiple horror scenes before any action starts where the marines get slaughtered both times they engage directly with the Xenos, and Ripley barely won against the Alien Queen. There's also a graphic chestburster scene and two scary facehugger scenes just like the original. Xenomorphs are a bigger direct threat than zombies who are typically very easy to kill in any universe that isn't Return of the Living Dead but they still pose a threat in greater numbers and especially if they can run. There's no rule that says a horror film has to have only one single villain that takes the entire movie to kill it's just common outside of zombie media.
>>219681143Then kill Ripley. Oh wait, but we can’t because this dogshit movie wouldn’t be able to stand on its own without the goodwill of the previous too. At least don’t be pussies and kill the kid on screen. Couldnt even own the decision and just killed them off with text lol.
>>219686008>>219688438Idk where this “Aliens was the smash hit” comes from. Were you guys even alive when it came out? Alien was explosively popular. Aliens was a great sequel, but it isn’t where the franchise got its foothold.
>>219678495Alien 3 would've been a good movie if was a standalone story and not forcibly tied to the previous twoHaving a bunch of repressed religious lunatics on a prison planet trying to figure out what a xenomorph is a cool conceptIf Hicks and Newt weren't unceremoniously killed off most of the hate for the film would vanish
>>219681143Make a movie without ripley at all
>>219688438>let's just pick something boring and mean spirited like retconning the ending of the previous movie to say they didn't actually make it home safely but instead died on the way back haha. They'll love that one!I did love that, though. It fit the mood of Alien way better than any happy ending.
>>219678871if Alien Resurrection cant take itself seriously why should I?