why didnt he enjoy the sex longer before he decided to shoot rope? surely maggies ass was worth a longer go than that
He was on ten years nofap. it was divine intervention he didnt cum from a woman being in his vicinity let alone getting a handful of ass
because he needed to clean the shitdick asap, rajesh.
>>219680025how does it feels bros?
>>219682840Ive never fucked a milf before, so im assuming like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
Friendly reminder it was anal that's why he busted so quickly
He had to get it on
>>219683022anal sucks actually, feels tight around the hole but then a feelingless void after
>>219682840greatest feeling in the world. you have to realize: pussy is a drug. it's why it drives people to kill just like actual drugs
>>219683702this but many drugs feel better, also LSD sex is insanely good somehow
>>219680025Das a nice bum
>>219683960>LSD sex is insanely goodenjoy your soul tie to demonic entities lmao faggot
>>219683960sex on hard drugs is playing with fire. you run the risk of permanently ruining sex for yourself. hear it happen to those that fuck on ecstasy
he stuck it directly up her arsehole
>>219684704>time is a flat circle, marty>so is your wifes butthole>carcosa made me do it
>just mowing the lawn marty
>>219684180c'mon bro not all women are demons
>>219684180>DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS SLOPYou schizos are fucking everywhere, I swear.
>>219684356This I wish I had never started using meth and fucking or looking at porn on it. It ruined my life.
>>219682840Good sex is among the best, most transcendent feelings a human can ever have.Most sex is not like that and it can be boring and lame.
>>219682840Like the inside of your own mouth wrapped tightly around your cock. If you can't score pussy, you could learn to suck your own dick.But it does matter if the woman is hot and if she's good in bed. I've been lucky enough to pound about eighty (80) different slits and only three (3) of them were worth writing home about.
>>219685300no, but they're the perfect vessels
sex is very stressful and the sooner it is over, the better
>>219683022>virgins think sex from behind is anal.lol
>>219683583You've only been with blown out chicks then.
>>219680025What is this from?
>>219685668I heard sucking your own dick feels like sucking a dick then getting real head.
>>219685936accurate analyst
>>219685936True Anus Annihilators
>>219682840EhBlowjob and handjob feels way better than full on sexTaking a weed gummy and jerking off a couple times transcended all of it
>>219682840>how does it feels bros?How does what feel?
>>219685386You’re possessed. We’re living in the end times. Demons have taken over a ton of people.
>>219682840It's great but you'll end up having shit all over your dick if you go for anal without her prepping like Rust did
>>219681891Was he a 4channer?
>>219685936GTA San Andreas
>>219688171You're a retard and you believe in a trickster deity.
>>219680025>30 seconds in and outBRAVO PIZZA LATTE BRA FUCKING VA
>>219688216>you'll end up having shit all over your dickDepends. I've done anal with no prep numerous times with my wife. Only got shitdick like, once. Then again, she eats relatively healthy.
>>219682840Imagine shitting but the shit keeps going back up your asshole. That's basically it
>>219682840it feels like an end to compromise.
>>219682968I have fucked old bitches, young bitches, skinny bitches, fat bitches.Let me tell you, pussy tightness is genetics. Tightest pussy I ever fucked was a 28 year old bimbo escort. Loosest I ever fucked was a 20 year old with one previous partner.
>>219685654This. What sucks is sometimes the transcendent sex and boring sex happens with the same person, less than a day apart.
>>219685936Anal Sluts 9: This Time It's Anal
>>219688171well what are they waiting for? Hurry the fuck up
>>219680025>30seconds in and outYou are vulnerable to attacks while having sex. Being premature is tactical advantace.
>>219684356>LSD>ecstasy>hard drugslmao
>>219682968literally falsethere's so much about the vagina you don't understandthey don't get "worn out" or wider with sex or age.
>>219688256yes, he logposted on /b/
>>219680025when you're a couple you can just have sex again and again if you like>>219682840the most potent feeling of sex isn't the physical sensation of vagina, it's the whole-body infusion of power and strength and testosterone and confidence in yourself that you've seduced a woman and transformed her from a thing that isn't having sex to something that wants you to penetrate her. it's beyond thrilling
>>219690355No anon.Thats true. You've been lied to your entire life by people who hate you.
>>219690515anon.. i'm fucking married you absolute retardmy wife has given birth to my childrenthe vagina dilates to insane, nauseating degrees on childbirth, you'd throw up if you saw itand it still shrinks back to the point where it's hard to get inside her until she's good and wetabsolute dumb fucking virgin incel retardation on 4chan, what causes this? it was supposed to be a fucking meme not a lifestyle
>>219690605Yes. Thats natural child birth she experiences once for years. Women who get into larger and stretching themselves do in fact end up with larger cunts. Women in foid coomer dragon dildo, feminist and lesbisn circles make it a point of pride to talk about how huge their pussy is. Are you saying its not true. Im on the larger side myself and im not a total whore but Ive been around and pussy not only comes 8n different sizes, but changes based on experience and use. It's not a static magic box that remains unchanged by anything. Thats absolute lunacy.
>>219690605To be fair, sometimes childbirth can tear the vagina.
>>219690983You're a retard who has no idea what he's talking about.>lesbian circlesLesbians are notorious for preferring smaller sized strapons/dildos, because they primarily revolve around eating pussy and fingering.
>>219690983you're literally an insane goomer piece of trash who's never touched a woman in his lifeeverything you say is madman incel rambling, jesus christ what have you DONE with your life? fucking hell just go out and chase girls. actually don't because you're so warped now there's no way society would benefit from having you out of your self-imposed cell
>>219691066According too...you. Who needs thid to be true to win an internet argument.>>219691141You have a huge cunt. My condolences.
>>219688977it happens. especially in the heat of the moment
>>219689815yeah all genetics. all have been tight minus one. the prettiest one. and she was like 19 or some shit. i was in bed and she just slid it in as were were laying sideways. I didnt even know it was in. sadly enough it was right when i woke up and i basically coomed instantly
>>219680025I was told that was a stunt ass and not her real ass
>>219680025More like how did he manage to get it up when he was drunk out of his ass.
>>219691991where do they find all these hot stunt asses and why are they not the stars
Doesn't feel anywhere near as good as pussy and it's right besides it so there's no justification for ever doing it other than a feeling of domination.
>>219689815That's objectively not true, women experience a loss of elasticity and moisture in their vagina when they get older, it's due to a loss of collagen and elastic fibres in the skin tissueStop talking about subject matters you're wholly ignorant about
>>219691944Im moderately well hung abd most have had various degrees of tightness. A hyper sexed up 38 year old woman was comfortable dripping wet boiling hot a felt every centimeter of her and could fuck her with abandon snd even ho deep into her.I didn't have to spend a lot of time on foreplay like smaller women or give up or force her to take it like ive done with other women. Or had to use certain positions for larger women to make it more intense. It comes down to being in the bright heads pace, understand the body of the other and making adjustments to maje the sex better. Genitals come in different sizes for both sexes and health and use plays a part in how the genitals react grow tighten etc. We aren't machines. Also...circumcision+death grip, hormonal birth control, and heavy sextoy(vibrator) use as well as excess porn/erotica consumption ruins your natural sexuality.
>>219693441yeah. everything plays a role. mostly genetics and body style and these days whatever the fuck they take etc. most pussy has always felt mostly the same to me except the one girl. or maybe just not something I put much thought into. we're all different.
>>219688216He 100% did not put it up her ass you retards.
>>219693176All of the anal talk along eith constant tranny posting are homos attempting to poison the well and jews who can only feel anypleasure from anal sex. Yeah its okay to do anal. But my dick is huge and its not as fun or empowering as destroying some pussy.
>>219693760I tried a couple times with two girlfriends. just didnt work. wouldnt fit and I am not doing some long ass prep for it when the better hole is right there
>>219690443>the most potent feeling of sex isn't the physical sensation of vagina, it's the whole-body infusion of power and strength and testosterone and confidenceBasically this. The best sex feels like you're in a trance, the world fading away as your conscious experience diffuses into a blend of sensation with the person you're fucking becoming almost an extension of your own will.I should text my ex-girlfriend...
>>219682840like a bag of sand
>>219682840Gushy
>>219680025i want to have sex
>>219684023for you
>>219682840It's very tight and kind of dry without lube but if you really push through you can have a good time. The smell of shit is not good thobeit that's why I don't have anal like they did
>Lily tells Marty she wants him to fuck her in the ass>Rust ends up fucking Maggy in the asspoetry
>incels actually think he was fucking her in the ass
>>219685386babylon devil
>>219684356you cant fuck on ecstacy
>>219682840I didn't have sex raw until my early 30s and only then I realized I've been doing it all wrong. Condoms are an abomination.
HE PUT IT IN HER STRATA CHOCOLATA
>>219689820It's hormonal. Out of one's control.
>>219685936true lawn-mowers season 1 episode....uh shit I forgot
>>219683960>LSD sex is insanely good somehowEh. It's good, but staying focused is hard, and I felt limper than when I was sober.It's great for preliminaries, tho.
>directed by Woody Harrelson
>>219682840i dont know and i likely never will
>>219700780It was though. Rust only fucks flat circles.
>>219685936Time Is a Fat Ass: Season 1
>>219690605>lying on 4chan Ur not married you’re a projecting incel. Unlovable fucking chud you are.
>>219692079Dunno.
>>219709516>Tie around the assDamn that's hot. I didn't know that chick had an ass like that too.
>>219709604>I didn't know that chick had an ass like that too.She doesn't. I made that WEBM because it's the most obvious usage of a body double I've ever seen.
>>219682968The resident virgin has posted. Everyone be nice to the little retard.
>>219709622Is that confirmed? What's the movie name I can try and research.
>>219709677Up In The Air. I doubt you'll find anything.
>>219709693Lmao just Google up in the air body double and there are multiple stories. Apparently Vera had just given birth and wasn't comfortable.
>>219709727
anal sex is disgusting and created by them
>>219710593it was created to make you gay
>>219706575>braaaaaaaap
>>219683583But thats exactly how pussy feels like
absolutely no one posting on /tv/ has ever been with a woman before, me included
>>219690983Ive been with a lesbian girl that claimed she was fucked with dildos and she had the tightest most pleasurable virginity pussy I've ever felt
>>219711491I was! Once… she was a stupid but very pretty girl when I was in high school. She worshipped me and I hated her because she wanted to be with me all the time to where it was annoying and cringe. I’m sorry bro’s. Don’t make my mistake! If you ever find a girl that lingers in any situation take your shot!
>>219711730>If you ever find a girl that lingershow do i do this
>>219711806Dunno, but if you ever talk to a girl and you feel like the conversation is over and want to leave and she keeps it going, you ask that girl out!I will haunt you until you do after I die of alcoholism if you don’t!
>>219682840Overrated. It is a need so when you have plenty it is comparable to food sometimes you have something amazing though. Sometimes masturbating on drugs is better if we are just talking pleasure maxing multiple partners can be a pain in the ass cause the bitches get caddy it's hard to run a manson thing. Basically it aight
>>219706575the man is a legend
>>219685386just cause you don't believe in demons, doesn't mean they don't believe in you
>>219686023>>219685668I managed to contort myself as a teenager so that I could suck the head of my own dick and yes, it felt like sucking dick. It did not feel like getting my dick sucked.
>>219685386>2026>not knowing niggas on the ethereal and astral planes use drugs, sex and other stuff to weasel into the material plane and use you as a proxyShiggydiggy, my obsidian, tourmaline and lapis lazuli makes you niggas think twice.Smell this frankincense bitch.
Best part of /tv/ is virgins coping by posting "shitdick" at anal chads
>>219689903which begs the questin, what was it the previous 8 times? (anal in the pussy)
>>219711967how do i get into situations where i’m talking to them
>>219683583Only correct answer, pussy is 1000x better and if you can find a woman who can suck good enough to make you cum and swallow, that’s 10000x better.
>>219690605You ever put your whole hand inside?
>>219683583Plus it's gay and probably messy. Imagine getting poop compacted into you dickhole and pissing out a noodle of shit later.
>>219710816>>219716095>fuck a girl>think of mensilence, ye closet queens.
