Was it Kino?
>>219693733The book was very badly written so I stopped reading itMaybe the show is OK
Cant believe we unlocked a new Chudjak this year
>Open the fucking door................................................................................................................................................. nowwww
>>219695598The first two books actually are badly written but get better.The 4th Summer Knight is a great start and after that it gets crazier and crazier.Basically adult Harry Potter, the TV show was OK but ended too quick.
>>219695598I never read them because detective and fantasy stuff doesn't sound like a good combo, you can just use magic to bypass all the rules and come up with bullshit
>>219695699>>219695868What is this, I have not been in the loop I guess
>>219696133a schizo did a home invasion and survived because it was in commiefornia and the homeowner wasn't allowed to shoot himwent viral on social retard mediahe introduced himself as>I'M HARRY DRESDEN motherfuka
OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT
>>219696133A chuddie was larping as a book character with a trench coat and proceeded to screech like a bansheehttps://youtu.be/9u_LiD1fGDQ
>>219696418Why do 4chanoids rush to ridicule him for saying that there is a girl being raped inside that house, especially in light of the recent trump-epstein developments the burden of proof is reversed the home owner had to prove there wasn't a girl being raped in his house
>>219696968>Why do 4chanoids rush to ridicule himbecause he is clearly jewish and unwell
>>219696968Retarded bait post
>>219697122Why didn't she save me?
The Germans may want a word with you.
>>219693733He went viral recently
>>219696236>>219696418Holy fucking autism (him, not you guys). Thanks anons
>>219693733no its stupid, good casting though>>219695598the first 3 books aren't great it gets going with the 4th and never stops, the author freely admits it and says he'd like to rework the first ones at some point if he ever gets the time
>>219695868Prepping for showdown with Victor
>>219696061the entire premise is there are a ton of rules, enforced by all manner of things both magical and mundane Dresden carries a 32. around for instance because if you get shot in the face you got shot the fucking face no matter if you are a wizard or a gangbanger
>>219700174>a 32. aroundlol
>>219700221>32.wizards fuck up any complicated tech/machinery, so the simpler the better, for instance he can't have a fridge, he uses a 1900s style ice box. However thats why humans are still a threat. Recently in the series someone killed a fire giant Jotan huge enormously powerful etc etc, by shooting it in the face with a bazooka, its immune to fire sure but thats just a bonus effect of what an anti-tank rocket does, the concussive damage is whats important.
>>219700221he also gets a classic double barrelled sawn-off shotgun about 1/2 way through the series, he really likes that thing simple machinery is better for wizards, for instance a russian paladin loves using an ak-47, something complicated like an m4 or a steyr would fuck up pretty quick around magic users.
>>219700427>>219700624The decimal goes before the number when talking about caliber. For example>I wouldn't ever buy a .32, it's a pussy round
>>219695868is this the new sneedposting?
>>219696418I applaud him for kicking the door in sandals, that must've hurt like hell.
>>219695868how many clones of this guy do you think you could fight at once and win?how many do you think you could take if the scenario was you were trapped coliseum with no exits and every 2 minutes a single clone of this guy would enter the arena until you collapsed from either exhaustion or getting killed?
>>219701021I don't care I'm not a /k/fag you knew exactly what I was talking about so did everyone else, however the author is a /k/fag so if you ever read the novels you will get all the exact model caliber type of damage etc etc to your hearts content. For me I read .32 I know what he is talking about.
>>219696236You can shoot intruders in California after they cross the threshold of your house but I don't think the homeowner had a gun, he hit the schizo with a shovel instead.
>>219696968>literally anything happens>the epstein nothingburger!
>>219701285what weapons are available?
>>219701446if you can't handle one of these dorks with your bare fists, fully bloodlusted or otherwise, you aren't a man
>>219696968Because schitzo jews belong in a summer camp.
>>219701518you didn't say one you dipshit, you said he keeps coming back over and over so I repeat what do I have to work with?
>>219701559the original question already provided all the information you needed. not my fault you're too brown to understand the question. maybe stick to marvel threads.
>>219701660>coliseum I will assume you meant colosseum, not some strange 3rd world rectal infection, in which case I am sure weapons are provided, in which case about 30 or so, probably more as the stupid bitch wouldn't know what to do even if I did take a nap or w/e
>>219695598I hate the character of Harry Dresden. In the first couple books he's just a magical Philip Marlowe, but then in Book 3, Butcher begins using him as a mouthpiece for his sociopolitical beliefs. Harry turns into a whiny, yelling left-wing moralizer who is patronizing and obnoxious.
>>219693733It's legit better than the books, wish it hadn't been canceled
>>219705091Why does this keep happening
>>219705091...what? Seriously, what beliefs are you talking about?
>>219705091thats not true but ok, harry is an asshole thats why the character endures, he's just a jerk who will do anything to save innocents its pretty basic stuff.
>>219705109its utter trash compared to the books, Bob was ok but still not the horndog he's suppose to be
>>219705677There's this Wizard Council that is socially conservative and Harry is always arguing with them over social issues, he literally interrupts them when they try to speak, shouts then down, scoffs at them, and is always extremely condescending to them, and anytime someone says something he doesn't agree with he turns into a raging lunatic. I don't recall his exact beliefs other than he's just your typical foaming at the mouth progressive.
Dresden Files are legitimately terrible books, it makes sense that a chud would style himself after the main character.
>>219705735I always felt Dresden was reddit incarnate from the very first book, but I stopped the series half way through book 2 like a decade ago and haven't touched it since, so I really don't know. I just remember finding the character insufferable, and the two books to be very poorly written.
>>219705735are you retarded? the White Council has proven over and over again that Harry is a dipshit, have you actually read the books or are you just quoting wiki? All the heavy hitters on the council have proven to be incredibly powerful and knowledgeable and Harry is being a rebellious teenager.>>219705747you've never read them
>>219705735>I don't recall his exact beliefs other than he's just your typical foaming at the mouth progressiveI'm beginning to suspect you haven't actually read any of the books.
>>219705811>I stopped reading 1/2 way through book 2>the series is on the 18th novel and it was just a side quest novel between battlegrounds and mirror mirror. Your opinion means nothing you retard
>>219705879I've read the first nine books, sorry I'm not some living encyclopedia when it comes to every book series I've read. You're clearly just a fanboy mad that someone is criticizing your shitty books
>>219705997>I'm not some living encyclopediano you are just retarded, nta btw.
>>219705888My opinion is entirely relevant because I was responding to the posts claiming that Dresden became an insufferable sjw on book 3, and I felt that he was already that way in the first two books. Your lack of reading comprehension and the inability to discern what I was saying really highlights how fucking retarded the average Dresden Files enjoyer is. "Errrm actually your opinion means nothing theres 18 books ermmmm" shut the fuuuck up you fucking faggot lmao.
>>219706044cry more bitch
>>219705997so you didn't even get 1/2 way through? fucking idiot, the shit Harry tries to pull at the White Council results in, well some bad shit
>>219693733Is he a midget?
>>219706059fucking idiot, as I explained you are dealing with an angry overgrown teenager in the first few books, once the war against the red court starts this changes, not to even mention Changes.
>>219705997I think it says more about your own political views that you recall him wanting a conservative body to take more proactive measures as some kind of leftist assault on political conservatism. Literally all he wants is for them to stop playing defensively and living with their heads in the sand.
>>219706076Harry is 6'10
>>219706072>no you need to read ALL 17 BOOKS before passing judgementlol, no, I have better things to read
>>219706059>characters change and grow and sometimes become worse? holy shit this is not what I signed up forno really shut the fuck up you moron
>>219695598fpbp. i gave the first book a shot about 15 years ago. it seemed like the most reddit book imaginable.
>>219706122ok cool you do that, maybe don't try and discuss a series that you've only read 2 books of, you fucking idiot, what are these novels you are going to read? Just curious, are you actually going to read anything?
>>219706110I'm not saying I disagree with all of Harry's takes on the white council and other issues, it's how he went about expressing those takes that I found insufferable. He's preachy as fuck
>>219706142>it seemed like the most reddit book imaginable.in what way? have you ever read a book?
>>219706160and it comes back to bite him in the ass, because he's a stupid child at that point in the story.
>>219693733It's comfy 00's urban setting magic kino which I'll happily watch all day. The women should be a lot hotter though. As for the books, they're trash popcorn fiction which don't always make a lot of sense but the latest one is the best as he finally killed off le stronge womene midget that could fight actual superpoweredbmonsters because muh joint locks bullshit. And the main character sometimes goes five minutes without a star wars reference.
This thread doesn't need to get as explosive as it is now
>>219706238acktually the most recent one is Harry consolidating his power. Dominating the White Court Queen to the point he basically can order Lara around like a puppet. Also he's got Gargoyles, the first Valkyrie, and he made Old Mother Winter back the fuck off. Oh and Drakul might destroy him any minute so their is that.
>>219693733>Was it Kino?No. It was a gem.
>>219706065there is literally a living encyclopedia in the story she gets her shit kicked in by a Titan
>>219699550thanks for clarifying
>>219706111Then whoever made the poster is a retard.
>>219696369YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
>>219693733No
>>219696369Kek
>>219706394Yeah. That's the one I meant. He'd killed off Murphy Sue in the previous book & I was really glad she didn't come back. I think in tone it's the best one he's done. He just needs to kill off Harry's brother so we can be rid of Harry sounding like he's gay for Thomas all the time.
>>219695699>>219695868he's lucky he was in commiefornia because he got in the guy's house, so if he lived in a place where people actually own guns that's a pretty clear cut self defense shooting as long as he doesn't surrender or you don't shoot him in the back or something weird deranged lunatic in your house demanding your daughter is pretty clear cut
>>219696133some schizoid wearing flipflops, a demon slayer shirt and a trench coat decided he was the main character from the Dresden files and tried to intimidate some guy and broke into the guy's house because he decided the guy was raping his own daughter
>>219696236>>219699550>and the homeowner wasn't allowed to shoot himthe homeowner 100% could have shot him, even in commiefornia. he just probably didn't own a gun because gun ownership rates in blue states, especially in cities is really low >>219701342you can't like shoot them in the back, but yeah the bar for being allowed to shoot someone who broke into your house is pretty low in basically every state, even the ones without the my castle doctrine, which I think california has, because you don't have a duty to retreat in your own home in any state and as far as I know every state has recognized the right to preemptively arm yourself in your own home because heller said they have to
>>219706890Was he?
>>219696369>>219706721>>219706684>thirdie time>thirdie seethe posts
>>219700174>a .32that's a women's gun
>>219693733Why is he doing the gay Dreamworks smirk?
>>219696369>OPEN THE STRAIT!!!!!!!!!>OPEN THE STRAIT OR AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION WILL DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
>>219700624>for instance a russian paladin loves using an ak-47, something complicated like an m4 or a steyr would fuck up pretty quick around magic users.an M4 isn't really any more complicated or weird than an AK. the weirdest part about it would be machining the parts and the fact it has an o-ring, but the whole thing is just an internal piston pseduo direct impingement. >gas travels from the barrel to an internal piston in the bcg made by the bolt and bcg which forces the bcg to move back which cams the bolt unlocking the action. the rest of the moving parts are just springs
>>219705735He literally says they have a point when he sees them decapitate a warlock. He doesn’t like that they have to do it, and he doesn’t like many of them personally because they fucked with him for so long, but he’s well aware the institution is necessary.
>>219695699>>219695868>>219706447this is literally AIslop
>>219706890Schizoid is not the same thing as schizophrenia, you moron. Learn words before speaking.
>>219705091>>219705431there has got to be something in the water or in these writers' groups or something. One of the mass effect writers who wrote Tali, Mordin and Jack (and Kasumi, so there were signs) fucking trooned the fuck out and is some psychotic communist tranny now and was a head writer for the new dragon age game and wrote the troon character.Like Tali, Mordin and Jack were all written super well, I guess tali could have been slightly more grey with the fact she 100% stole the normandy designs at some point before ME3 which never gets addressed or brought up, but all 3 are still stand out characters and then he goes and becomes a retard who can't write
>>219707357Butcher is probably the worst example to point to for this phenomena though.He kept his head down during the worst of the mind virus days, and when he came back practically nothing changed. Given how many fantasy writers bend over backwards to apologise for former offences and then overcompensate with current year additions, not changing is a pretty big indicator he’s not infected.Calling disney star wars worse than the holiday special in particular is more ballsy than most boot lickers are willing to go.
>>219707282cry about it, mentally ill troon
>>219707511kek, that reminds me of Chris Claremont who 100% wrote all the female characters as bisexual/lesbians and used storm a lot because he had a fetish for lesbians and black women and he now claims that he did it for gay representation and not because he was jerking off to it. he does other weird shit too, like the Wolverine/Jean Grey shit is like 99.9% retroactive because he was seething about them bringing Jean back to life. if you read the original run between giant sized and when jean dies there's like one remotely romantic scene where Jean is just being nice to him so he buys her flowers thinking she likes him and then throws them out when he goes to visit her in the hospital because Cyclops is already there and he realizes it won't work (which they're flowers and she was in the hospital, he still could have given them to her) and then he gives up on trying to date her and immediately after this he's hitting on Storm or a japanese girl because he's a total weeb who knows nip because claremont is a weeb. then in the 80s they brought jean back to life against his wishes and when they reprinted all of the classic stories from giantsized until whatever issue he inserted new scenes implying there was an actual wolverine jean grey romance like lucas adding scenes to star wars
>>219705091yeah, i never read the dresden files but once tried to listen to the audiobook on youtube. i just wanted some urban fantasy but jesus christ i couldn't deal with the fedora tipping protagonist. the chud ringing the doorbell is almost less cringe than the real deal.
>>219693733>the Epstein Files
dresden files fucking suck and "shoot gun at mythological creature to solve problem" is gay as fuck
>>219707093Where is the o ring? The gas rings are metal and technically c shaped.
>>219707093>>219708432Not to sound combative, I'm just wondering if I forgot about something.
>>219708432>>219708452there are 1 or 2 o rings in the bolt under the extractor next to the extractor spring
>>219706447Does anyone have the COAL ALERT one, with him screaming? Can't find it
>>219700221> Americans are so dumb, they think they can survive a .32 to the face because it's not a Desert Eagle.Literal 10 IQ dumbfucks.
>>219709340read the fucking quote
>>219707203no it isn't retard
>>219696236>>219706928The homeowner wasn't home at the time. He was talking to the guy through the Ring phone app.
>>219709340Americans are the smartest race on Earth, thirdie. It's why we went to the moon and you thirdies are too gay and retarded to put a man in space. hell you thirdies are so gay and retarded and buck broken you are forced to speak our language on our websites, thirdie
>>219707042this kek
>>219709546he literally fought the sperg with a shovel
>>219710230...after arriving home, you idiot
>>219710931why would he go into the house then, you gay retard?
>>219710209English is... English, not American you gyrating dumbfuck. You are little more than a failing former colony and thus ironically one of those thirdies. Right down to being predominantly brown.
>>219707203Ring cameras all have that "not quite real life" look about them to be fair and AI Ring videos are an easy task for AI to generate, so the lines are easily blurred in this particular case.I choose to believe because it's just so fucking funny (it's a little too perfect, with the Chudjak face, the flip-flops, anime shirt and duster combo however)
>>219711380to get him out of the house
>>219711380>wouldDID, anon. this isn't some hypothetical scenario.
>>219706764ture, but seeing as the next one is mirror mirror, their will be an alt murphy of course, maybe he'll kill her, fingers crossed
>>219707983you have no idea what you are talking about do you? did you just want to be included?
>>219711380Because the homeowner's wife was home alone at the time and she had locked herself in a room when the guy had managed to finally break in.
>>219712190Kek. The more dead Murphys the better. If he's doing some kind of evil/alternate universe it might be pretty interesting.
>>219712633he's been promising mirror mirror for about a decade now, it was suppose to be this one but he said every time he started it he realized he had to deal with the fallout from the titan battle first so 12 months is the bridge book so the next one can be mental without having to deal too much with emotional ptsd crap
>>219707357it is as always the desire to get laid. all art is compromised in the hunt for pussy.
>>219706646the show was retarded, but having saidf that their is a running joke where the cover art always has dresden wearing a stetson hat, and in the books he never wears a hat of any kind because thats just gay
>>219706874He's lucky the brown guy that beat him over the head with a shovel didn't succumb to his aztec genes and rip his heart out.
>>219707093>gas travels from the barrel to an internal piston in the bcg made by the bolt and bcg which forces the bcg to move back which cams the bolt unlocking the action.this is a character that uses a wood fire stove because a gas lit one is too complicated
>>219712723I actually like the angry/depressed version of Dresden more than the stupid marvel quip/star wars reference happy Dresden.
>>219713842you can only have that every now and then its like when dresden went ape shit and annihilated the red court, or in battlegrounds when he starts gathering an army of monsters or is hunting the retard cop. Butcher is smart to keep those times to a minimum Harry in cold dark killer mode is like a cheat card you can't over use it, less is more.
>>219713945True enough. Good point.
>mfw he said "I'm Harry Dresden".I thought this shit was a skit at that point. That's like saying I'm Dumbledore but somehow even more nerdy.
>>219718903its not a good show, its an awful show
>>219711412bongistan is the definition if a third world country. it's why you lost your entire empire, are too retarded to go to space and lost a war to fucking egypt, thirdie>>219711832call the cops and have them do it. you can't shoot him in self defense if you were a retard and went back into the house>>219711905that's retarded
>>219713574his aztec genes and surrender?>>219713611an AK literally works the same way gas pushes back on a piston that cams the bolt to unlock the rifle. both of them have the same unlocking mechanism and were designed within a decade of each other
>>219713611>>219720642its magic, it doesnt have to make common sense.
>>219720642>>219720708look I'll make this as simple as possible, which is the entire point reallyold and simple tech = will work longer around magicnewer and more complex = will break down stop working fasterthats it thats the rule, old simple reliable = longevitynew complex = breaks down fasterIts that simple, a phone desn't last 30s around dresden, the stronger the magic the less reliable the tech is. The aforementioned Paladin can use an AK because Paladins use divine magic and don't actually cast spells etc, so a simple reliable old rifle works well, an M4 Carbine would work even better, but he's russian so its an AK. Dresden uses a .32 and a sawn off double barrel from the 1910s because older = it will work instead of jam up or back fire. Thems the rules in this universe I didn't write it I'm just passing on the information.
>>219720642and if dresden used an AK for more then 5 minutes it would fuck up too, thats why he uses a .32 from the 1920s. The Paladin who uses the AK isn't going to kill all "modern" tech around him but since he deals with magic beings all the time its still the same basic principal, older is better, there is an assassin who favors colt 1911s for instance not because he'll fuck them up but being near magic any low level wizard could just by being near by
>>219721295>m4I meant the M14
>>219721295its clearly not "simple" tech because new tech which is equally simple does not work as well. iirc they blame it on a tunguska coverup or something to date it.
Am I the only one that thinks the name Semi-Auto Magic sound way cooler than Dresden Files?
>Flipflops and a long ass coatwhat the fuck
>>219721662no its newer is bad older is good, simple is good complex is bad, for instance in ye old times milk going bad was the work of magic, then steam engines use to blow up near them it progresses with the times, sooner or later plastic will start to melt or become weak around magic thats how the universe works, magic is the anathema to technological progress, at this point in the story computers cpus etc fry instantly even near a low level magic user not even a real wizard. Smart phones blow up if they are in the same room. in 50 years it will be different, wizards might be able to use 1970s dial phones or even first gen mobile phones.
>>219721737does he seriously wear flipflops in the show? wtf? early days in the books he wears combat boots because they can absorb or conduct electricity well.
>>219721295>>219721500>and a sawn off double barrel from the 1910sthere are pump actions that came out before 1910. the first year of production for the auto5 was 1902
>>219721662no dresdens grandad did tunguska, the Blackstaff was pissed off, he does something similar after the whole kill the entire red court thing, pulling meteors or satellites out of the sky is his calling card
>>219721633the first production AR-15s and M14s were both built in the same year, 1959. Which is the same year the AKM entered production and like 99% of the time when someone is talking about an AK47 they are talking about an AKM
>>219722199sounds more complex then 2 shells in 2 barrels though doesn't it? simpler + better, also walking around town with sawn-off vs a pump action hidden in your trench coat just seems a bit smarter, ina similar way a thompson is old enough but far more complex then a simple ikd fashioned shot gun, remember its 2 rules old AND simple.
>>219722471ok cool, and?
>>219695598I stopped when the "uh, she's right behind you" happened in book one.
>>219722507>sounds more complex then 2 shells in 2 barrels though doesn't it?double barrels are really expensive to make compared to pump action rifles because a lot of double barrel designs involve a lot of man hours and hand fitting stuff and you have to regulate the barrels so they hit at the same point. pump guns were designed for mass production. the mossberg 500 is a pump gun and it's simpler than most double barrels
>>219722586you've never read a book in your life any book, ever, did you just want to join the conversation?
>>219722573so they are equally as old
>>219722652yes dreden spends a lot of time making money to pay of expensive things, like a gold a silver summoning circle for instance, wizard stuff is expensive, but he alos spends money on good quality guns, but they have to be old and in good nick. For instance the Baron of Chicago, who starts off as a simple mob boss and ends up as a powerful member of the Council he sources and buys Blackbeards flintlocks, not replicas the actual guns then he pays dwarves to fix them, and when he goes into battle he's got a brace of really really old flintlocks that can do damage to demi gods. Old = ReliableplusOld/Famous = Serious buffs damage reliable goodAgain I didn't make the rules of this universe I just know what they are.
>>219722713yea so as I said an m14 would be just as good if not better then an ar-15 or ak-47, however as the character I am talking about is russian he uses an ak because he thinks its cool. There is another character who doesn't care about what might be cool and he uses what ever will do the job.
>>219721295Jim Butcher didn't really think though the idea that magic stops tech working and has no explanation for how Harry somehow manages to watch every pop culture nerd movie and series enough times to memorize every possible quote or reference. He'll also forget it when Harry needs to use phones etc
>>219722713>an M14 would work even betterI agreed with you, huh?
>>219723144yes he did, he goes to drive in movies and did his whole life, and Bob his skull familiar can act as a projection screen to play movies. You might think about actually reading what you are trying to argue about before doing it.
>>219723144try actually reading the books, yes this is all explained also why harry is stuck 5 years behind everyone else in pop cultural references.
>>219723299I'd forgotten about what Bob can do. But drive in movies died decades before anything he constantly quotes. It's a glaring inconsistency.
>>219723408no they didn't I went to a drive in 2 years a go, and harry use to go hen he was a kid even when he was with the evil wizard demourn guy, he and the girl would sneak out and go to drive ins, also rememver its the stronger you are the more tech fucks up, for instance the dead speak guy, whos incredibly weak with normal magic can use landline phones just fine, and fae have no problem using modern tech at all faeries use phones all the time, its wizards and sorcerers and the stronger they get the more they fuck up tech.
>>219723001what the fuck kind of ESL are you?and again there are pump guns that are just as old as that double gun. any double gun is either more complex to make than a pump gun or it's a piece of shit>>219723121the first production AKM, AR-15 and M14 were all made in the same year. the M14 isn't older than the AR-15 or AKM. The AR-10 was in the same army trial the M14 was in
>>219723121>>219723206there's no way an M14 is better than an AR-15. I've never seen someone use an M1A for an entire high power match and not jam
>>219723613buddy your /k/ autism not withstanding, I appreciate you /k/fags I really do but try and understand the setting which I have explained to you over and over now. NO need to start calling me esl you faggot. So think about the problem and you tell be simpler the mechanism the older the weapon the better it will work for a wizard. Now what is your suggestion? forget about the rifles thats a Paladin, a holy knight not a wizard.Simple and powerful also concealable = good. So whats your suggestion? what should Dresden be packing when he's just going about his day?
>>219723660ok cool the russian Knight of the Cross would agree with you, apparently the author does to.
>>219723613this pump action is more complex a mechanism then a breach loaded double barrel shot gun correct or no?
>>219723844>in good nickyou are clearly ESL, likely some type of indian because that's not an english phrase, retardo>what should he havea Remington model 8, homosabi>>219723995no, ESL. go look up the prices of a double barrel vs the price of a pump. double barrels are all way more expensive. even shitty turkish double barrels are more expensive than turkish pumps
>>219701342California is actually pretty good on self defense cases.
>>219724881>Remington model 8thats a fucking rifle so lets have our hero walking around town with a rifle slung over his shoulder? great idea you idiot,in good nick means in good repair you useless dipshit are you by any chance a mexican?
>>219724881>pricethats not for complexity reasons it's for having two barrels reasons, plus the sport shooter types skew the average up ten times more than a shitty pump gun.
>>219724881>look up the pricesI wasn't asking about the prices you stupid kike I was talking about the complexity of the weapon you fucking idiot, your reading comprehension isn't up to scratch eh? maybe leave discussions about book to people who can read from now on.
Is this show worth watching for the meme or is it actually good?
>>219695598I like listening to these on audiobook when I have a long roadtrip. You don't have to think too hard and it's ok if your mind drifts off for a little bit
>>219724881>look at the price!!!fucking hell you can't actually comprehend we are talking about a fictional character in a fictional universe with very specific rules, its not about the price its about what will work in the conditions specified, are you sure you aren't retarded?
>>219725099it is okay, like a standard episodic fantasy detective show. not really a book adaptation at all.
>>219725099no its shit, the books are good though, from 4 onwards anyway
>>219724881"in good nick isn't an english phrase"you can stop pretending to be white any time you'd like, holy shit.
>>219724881>that's not an english phrase
>>219696369HOLY KEK
>>219724881>that's not an english phraseway to out yourself you fucking esl retard, where are you from? some 3rd world shithole I assume
>OPEN THE DOOR YOU LITTLE DWARVEN FUCKS
>>219699550Oh wow, I'm autistic just for explaining the situation when it's exactly what you asked me to do? Real classy anon.
>>219724997>>219725347>>219725413>in good nickis not an American phrase. it's indian like>nonceor >colouryou are clearly an indian or some other form of ESL based on the way you use indian slangno one in America says>in good nick
>>219711380shut the fuck up idiot
>>219693733Yeah, it wasn't bad but it just didn't click - one season and done. I'm guessing it was going for a "adult life outside of hogwarts" thing and couldn't pull it off.
>>219725608you are one weird little retard, 'in good nick' means its in good condition its what white people say in english speaking countries, I guess you wouldn't know about that zoomie. Lmao you absolute retard.
>>219725099the contemporaries are probably awful shit like forever knight. that new amsterdam was really good but idk if it even got a full season.
>>219724997you know a sawn off shotgun is a federal felony and walking around with a rifle is totally legal in like 95% of the country, thirdie?>>219724999>>219725086>>219725209holy shit. you are a fucking no gunz retard. probably from a third world country like india where they don't have gunseven shitty turkish side by sides are more expensive than pumps because they are way more complex to make. regulating 2 barrels so they hit in the same spot is complex and hard to do and making sure the fucking breach face mates up and doesn't fall of it's face is expensive and complex to do. even the hunting guns are more expensive. a pump action shotgun is not a complex mechanism, that's why they are so cheap, ESL thirdie no gunz retard
>>219725767making straight lines straight is the opposite of mechanical complexity anon
>>219724881Everyone in this post and the replies are third world brown people except me.fucking cringe lmao
>>219725767>you know a sawn off shotgun is a federal felonyyes thats in the series as well, thats why he only takes it with him when he stops giving a fuck, look bud you clearly want to have some weird /k/ debate and wandered into the wrong thread, Dresden has a million+ in diamonds he stole from Hades vault, money isn't the problem, you are trying to argue about something completely unrelated to what everyone else is, its time to move on mate.
>>219725543thirdie post>>219725562I've never heard anyone say>in good nickgoogle says it's indian slang commonly said by jeets, like putting the letter U in the word color >>219725701I accept your concession, retardo>>219725740It's not an American phrase, ergo it isn't a phrase used by white people in white countries. it's an indian phrase used by ESL third world indians like >colourESL thirdie retard>>219725839no, that's not the issue retard. making the barrels point to the same point means they have to converge and the force of firing the shell will knock a double barrel off it's face over time if you don't built it right. it's why turkish shotguns fucking die at low round counts, no gunz
>>219726028you can stop embarrassing yourself anytime you'd like, you just need to close the tab and move on
>>219726028you dont build it more complex-ly you just build it dumber with more metal and use straight lines instead of crooked lines.
>>219725880I'm white and American, thirdoid, cry about it, faggot>>219725936>mate>more esl third world indian slanggood morning, saar! a remington model 8 would be legal and makes more sense and is better>>219726081you can stop using ESL indian slang any time, thirdie>>219726096no, that's not how double barrels work. they have to be hand fitted and shit. they are more complex than pump actions. that's why they cost so much more, retardo
>>219726096you are trying to have a civil discussion with triggered retarded child, its best to just stop.
>>219726208please come back in a few hours and review your idiotic posts and then try and do better ok kid?
>>219726208>hand fittedthats even less complexity and double dumber you triple retard>>219726218thats this entire thread tho
'in good nick' is colonial slang. non-American. used in India, yes, but also somewhere far worse and sinister. Australia.
>>219726285>entire threadnot really its that kiddo having a melt down without understanding what he's even trying to argue about. He's one of those kids who just discovered guns exist and just has to tell everyone.
>>219726289lets ask google>When British people say 'it's in good nick', we mean 'it's in good condition', especially if it's something that's very old but still looks new.lmao the idiot just got btfo by google AI
>>219726218samefag>>219726284you are just mad you got called out for being an ESL thirdie>>219726432I own gunz samefaggot retard thirdie>>219726285that's literally more complexity. having to hand fit shit is more complex
>>219726289australia is one of the sections of india like gondrtat or pakistan>>219726524british means indian. british is an ESL third world indian nation. also>AIgood morning, saar!
>>219726527oh you are just desperate for attention eh? got it but I'm not the one to give it to (you) but heres a (you) just for (you)
>>219696418Unironically this is exactly how I picture Harry Dresden fans of the last half of the series.very sad, many such cases.
>>219726598have you forgotten to take your meds today? maybe check with your carers
>>219726524I have literally lived in Las Vegas, California for my entire life I am an American as it gets, in good nick is not something we say here bastard benchod
>>219726524>colonial usagecolony of which English-speaking empire?>btfo by AIgood morning saar
>>219711450Its not ai, but it is a skit
>>219726728no-one cares what you std ridden native indian alcoholic wop faggots say or do not say, meds little buddy, take them now
>>219726817go chug some more moonshine you 1/2 indian wop, hows that great white buffalo doing you faggot?
...what fuck is going on itt
>>219693733https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkoi6iu_ZVk
>>219693733Oh, this isn't about the city of Dresden?
>>219726828How much did the cops get to play along?https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/world/who-is-jason-nichols-man-claiming-to-be-harry-dresden-arrested-in-fairfield-after-disturbing-ring-camera-video-emerges/ar-AA20FVkt
>>219726941some wop kid took too much peyote and is having a meltdown, its kinda funny tbqh
>>219726941A Aussie that doesn't know the difference between New Delhi and Wounded Knee is losing his marbles. That's an American expression that means 'crazy'.
>>219727054lmao you really are some reservation indian kid high on white man fire water and peyote aren't you? thats adorable
>>219726667keep crying, thirdie>>219726727carers is also ESL indian thirdie slang and not english, ESL >>219726868>>219726940NTA, but cry about it you thirdie esl seethoid. you live in an indian nation. Americans don't say >in good nickand we are the only EFLs
>>219726941a jeet is mad it got called out for being ESL and using the jeet phrase "in good nick"
>>219727136lmao see>>219727105its honestly hilarious keep tripping Cums in the Rain or w/e your name is
some of my best memories involve injuns peyote and firewater
>>219727176I'm not an injun but you are sure some type of angry ESL thirdie. which nation just went to the moon? It sure wasn't your indian nation
this thread is not in good nick
>>219726941I have no idea but its glorious
>>219727272ok Cums from Ass, sure you aren't, please remember fire water is not for injuns
FINALLY, a Dresden thre-Oh
>>219727400Speaks to the Wind would be very disappointed
>>219727385saar, all Americans are the indians saar!
>>219727534do not insult the great buffalo! you have been warned Cums out the Ass, white man firewater is not for you
>>219726028>thirdie postI'm American you retard
>>219727647https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6CZvIeUJOU
>>219727647no you aren't homo>>219727616saar, I will call him a gay indian, saar! denounce open air defecation
>>219727647that anon has lost all reason (its firewater you see) don't try and engage on a reasonable level
>>219727919>no you aren't homoNot everyone around here is brainwashed into the Trump Cult, you know
I've never been called a Mediterranean, a Hindu, and a First Nation all in the same breath before. What an imagination you must possess.
>>219727919
>>2197279632/3rds of white men under 40 voted for the president. What is it like being a no gunz thirdie faggot tranny?>>219727927>>219727973saar all Americans are the indians saar!
>>219693733somehow this thread is even more retarded than that Harry Dresden schizo
>>219728474>2/3rds of white men under 40not a lot of guys desu
>>219729948are you saying you aren't a white man under 40?
>>219706990>quoting the president's own words is offensive
>>219732515all of the seethe about the president comes from third world toilet cleaner countries
>>219693733I've only read his Codex Alera. That should get an adaption instead. Not a show though. It would make a great video game.
I heard Dresden was a leftist cuckold in the books. Is he more easygoing in this?
this discussion was derailed on purpose
>>219740336did you think this thread was anything other than an excuse to post the doorbell guy?
>>219727007they got to skip their lodge dues for the year
>>219696369fuckin kek my sides
>>219711450i mean the realest it is is actor doing a psyop routine but maybe it's an ai stress test. could be a combination of both with the ai rendering done off a real actor. they're super focused on the visuals during these sorts of things but the voice acting generally gives it away
>>219693733It was annoying the actress for Murphy looked liked how Susan is described in the books and the actress for Susan looked more like how Murphy is described in the books. Paul blackthorn was a pretty good Harry though
Chudbros...Seems he was also charged for annoying a kid a few days prior to this incident.
>>219701021we'll see how much of a pussy round it is when one hits you in the face lol
>>219706174>in what way? have you ever read a book?people new to 4chan use the word 'reddit' like kids int he 90's used the word 'gay'.
>>219740985thirdie post>>219741339why the fuck are >annoying and>molestingthe same law?
>>219740327>a leftist cuckoldthe book series started way before all that marxist bullshit, he wipes out vampires like they deservedoes get cucked though and it really sucks, as it should, becoming a based lesson on women
>>219707203Life is very often stranger than AI slop
Did Milhouse finally, actually become a meme?
>>219741991Pretty silly. I doubt he molested the kid, it was probably him pulling similar "hello my fair young maiden, I shall rescue you from this vile child predator" shit to his home invasion. Seems like a guy who consumed too much TCAPP and similar catfishing shows and now fancies himself a savior of abused children in a world where literally every child is the victim of a pedo.
