*Ring ring*>Hey Sam, it's Bruce *wheeze* I heard you're working on a new film *gasps for air*>Yeah it's about two people that get stranded on an island after a plane crash. We're starting casting next week>Wow that sounds great *reels in pain due to his ass cancer* what's my role in it?>Uhhh... Yeah you see, there's really only two major roles in it and they're quite physically demandi->Oh physical roles? That's exactly what I'm known for! Remember the hand amputation scene? I bet I'd be great as the young leading male>Uhh, I'll see what we can do>O-or maybe just a cameo as the pilot *gasps for air as his ass cancer flares up*. Maybe when the plane takes off I could say "groovy", remember groovy? The kids will love it>Sure, yeah, maybe that could work. Ah shoot, I just remembered we already cast the pilot>But I thought you said casting starts next we->*Beeeeeeeep*>Hey Sam, Bruce again. I think we got cut off, and now I can only get through to your answering machine. J-just call me back when you work out what my role will be. Hail to the ki-*COUGH COUGH*. Hail to the ki-*wheeze*. Hail to the king, ba-*BLURRRGGHH GLUG GLUG GLUG*
Realistically what are his odds of making it another five years?
>>219701778He's fucked
>>219701778He didn't say where the cancer is but said it's treatable but not curable which unfortunately sounds like cope.
>>219701985Frfr?
>>219701338You're an asshole, OP.
>>219702068https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/actor-bruce-campbell-says-was-diagnosed-treatable-not-curable-cancer-rcna261491
>>219701338What's your problem with Bruce anon? I can't recall him saying anything about cum guzzling hiv infested dickless trannies that might have upset you.
>>219702287How do the trannies produce cum to guzzle if they're dickless?
>>219702068No cap
>>219701338
>>219702517Kys
>>219701338No way Sam would do this to his boy
>>219701778Good
>>219701985it means its prostate cancer. Catch it early enough and you can actually live with it or have the prostate removed which doesnt really cure it so much as rip it out but then you need like daily injections for stuff like testosterone or you go full john waters.
>>219706938What does going full John Waters mean?
>>219701778if he wanted to live longer he shouldnt had been smoking all those cigarettes then he gets his comeuppance now
Hey OP
