>i want... i just want to be treated like a human. i want reception to say hello when i walk through the door. I want end of week drinks with my co workers. i want performance reviews that aren't just outright criticism. is that so much to fucking ask??!?
>>219702121>Sorry but people don't treat balding manlets well. Deal with it and get back to work you stupid runt.
>>219702121Best I can do is your own cubicle after working 4 years in an ethnically diverse open plan office space
>I want.... I just want her back. Tell her it'll be different this time. I will be the man she first fell in love with. The one she said had treated her better than all her exes. I'm better now. Tell her I've stopped drinking and stopped being so angry at small things that don't really matter. Tell her she's what matters. Can you do that for me?
>I want… to have a huge cock
>>219702121>I want to break free>I want to break free>I want to break free from your lies>You're so self-satisfied>I don't need you
>>219702121>I want a pizza party on Fridays. Two pizzas at minimum. And I want to choose the toppings and soda. And this part is non negotiable: I want the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to play on the CRT while we eat our pizza and drink our soda. Ball’s in your court, Mr. Fox.
>>219702720What toppings and soda you going for?
>>219702691I WANT TO RIDE MY BY SEA KULI WANT TO RIDE IT WHERE I LIKE
>>219702121>mr.reese>mysteries >Mr. E's>smart enough to deduce Batman's identityGiven how Nolan chose to do characters like Robin, Zsasz, and Brother Eye is it possible that this was the Riddler?
I WANNA ROCK
>>219704623Yes. Same way one of banes goons is supposed to be deadshot. An incredibly flat and lame way that drains all creativity from the original character!
>I want the boss to learn my name, instead of referring me as "hey, you"
>>219705212What? I never heard that shit.
>I want to be able to re-do the last 25 years of my life while retaining the knowledge I have gained in order to fix my life and save my future.
>>219702121Not with that hairline
>>219702224>Best I can do is your own cubicleI unironically asked for this after working 7 years in an open office hellscape. I was put on a pip as a result.
>>219703973Grape soda in a can or hawaiian punch in a can>>219705309Sure thing..um....big guy
he honestly should have just offered to become an auditor, help them to prevent anyone else from figuring it out
>>219702121So, please, please, please let me, let me, let me let me get what I want this time
>>219702121I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity who uses a machete to cut through red tape. With fingernails that shine like justiceAnd a voice thats dark liie tinted glassShe is fastShe is thoroughShe's sharp as a tackShe's touring the facility and picking up the slackI want a girl with a short skirt and Loooooooooooong long long Jacket
>>219705170I WANNA NEW DRUG
>>219702121>I want to put on a fat suit and southern accent and rape the Joker
>>219705594>big guydead meme
>kill this guy who is about to reveal Batman's identity or I will blow uo a hospitalWhy? What was the point? Did i miss something?
>>219707052Joker didn't want to know who Batman was. It was more fun for him to leave it a mystery.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3NzsISVC50
>>219702121>I want end of week drinks with my co workersOkay. Effective immediately they will be required to drink three beers or drinks of your choice with you. Attendance is mandatory.
>>219705543What kind of work do you do? I might be able to course correct if I’m headed in the same direction.
>>219708672Welcome to Japan
>I want Rajesh in the cubicle across from me to stop looking at pictures of women in their underwear when he's at work
>>219702121>I want to be batman's sidekick. He has to call me "The Boy Wonder".
>I want to work from home. 0.3 -no 0.6% increase in PTO earnings. A $2.30 increase in hourly pay- stop laughing. I want unlimited OT but I no longer want to start at 6am. I'm not joking. I also want to own 700 shares in WYNE on the stock market- Mr Fox this laughter is highly inappropriate given your situation. Make that 750 for that outburst. What else? I want to fire my direct supervisor Brad because he doesn't listen to anything we say in accounting. I'm a bit flexible on that. If you were to make me a supervisor on his level that would be fine. And... this is for Kaitlyn she's been talking a lot to Bradley while we're trying to work. Sure I talk to her sometimes but she and Brad talk too much. If there was a way for her to work directly with me instead of under Bradley go ahead and make that happen.
>>219708637So Harvey wanted to pose as Batman for no reason? And what about the party? The only reason Joker believed Dent was Batman was because Bruce had hidden him away before suiting up. So when he goes "just take off the mask and show everyone your real face" its under the assumption that Harvey=Batman
>>219702121>no work>erry day>for the rest of my lifePls massa
>>219709252Joker changed his mind halfway through. At first he wanted to make Batman reveal himself but then he decided it would ruin the fun.
I want to come in to work on Monday morning to find that the office has burnt down and we can all go home for the foreseeable future.
>>219702121>I want my wages to keep pace with productivity retroactively
>>219709489>Changed his mind half-way throughOh my gosh... nolan you hack
nice blogpost.
