Why aren't film noirs or neo noirs made anymore?
>>219702501not gay as fuck enough
There's no paying audience. Emphasis on paying.
>>219702501The last one was Sin City (2005)To be honest it's slop, all the male protagonists go on about "Dames" as if that was the meaning of lifeFuck that shit man, stay single
>>219702680why not include a femboy fatale?
>>219702764he could get brutally murdered by a gang of muslims in the first scene
>>219702749hardboiled and noir is not slopthose dames broke their hearts
>>219702789where's the film if the detective dies at the start
>>219702749Sin City is kino and sex with women is based
>>219702501detectives/private investigators jobs aren't cool anymore now that everything is digital
>>219702749are zoomers really afraid of getting boners? u (((muslim)))? (((tradcath)))?>>219702815in a dead guys ass?
>>219702843cyberpunk
>>219702764>as soon as I saw that dame come through the door with a wiggle in her pants and socks up to the sky I knew I was in trouble
>>219702843flock ceo is literally window shopping for human trafficking victims at girls gymnastics practices thru his sec cams and u think it's getting boring
they are but just on tv (true detective) since you can't make big budget period pieces anymore for movies
>>219702863>and socks up to the sky
>>219702902tv series suck fucking dick
>>219702815femme fatale isn't the detective
>I was ushered into the old mans study.>First he thanked me for helping him, then declared he didn't need my help, finally he condemned me for not helping. He offered to show me his drapes that he promised were real gold, he seemed almost desperate to assure me of this, while telling me that many people are saying I was the best detective ever and I'd solve his mystery at levels never before seen.>This was going to be a confusing case.
>>219702501Neo noir is still being made but they don’t make much money
>>219703366such as?
>>219702749LA Confidential, 1997That films quality is sort of a curse, its actually the second book in a loose series but you cant make them without and trying to do them for tv just causes studios to want to jump immediately to Confidential
what would you put in a contemporary set noir or a period piece?
>>219702793Women are gay mkay>>219702830Sex with women is good (I am not a virgin) HOWEVER it is not the meaning of life™>>219702848I am a millennial so therefore I have had sex>>219703425I honestly don't remember if I have seen LA confidential or not HOWEVER it's an older movie than Sin City therefore your argument is invalid
>>219702501Spiderman's noir movie with Nick Cage is coming out right? Does capeshit noir count?
>>219702501They are still made, but you call them reddit and refuse to watch them
Kino incoming.
>>219703793>Women are gay mkayAre you Nick Fuentes?>>219703827No.>>219703831Such as?
>>219703350Trump?
>>219703913>Such as?Drive, Blade Runner 2049
>>219703913Women sap and impurify your precious bodily fluids mkay
>>219702501It's a cringe genre and always has been.>protagonist is depressed despite having sex and being smart, handsome and good at his job>dresses like a fucking incel for no reason>the women are obviously evil but the dude doesn't just turn 360 degrees and walk away from them
>>219702501its a shame really, now all we get is some A24 thriller, uncut gems was close to a neo noir and its probably one of the best ones from the last decade
>>219706201youre a corny faggot
>>219706547>uncut gems was close to a neo noirI beg your pardon
>>219703402Pta has made like 3 in the last 10 years
>>219702501neo-noir is still a pretty popular genre.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_neo-noir_films
>>219706201literally me
>>219702501Because the filth and corruption that used to be hidden is now practised in the open. The genre offers nothing anymore.>>219702749I've watched loads of noirs and I'm not sure any of them have protagonists who talk about "dames". Half of them don't even have femme fatales. There was a good thread here a few months ago about this, about how the stereotypical image of the noir genre in people's heads doesn't actually exist in any one film.
>>219702501Just saw Miller's Crossing.Thought it was a pretty good film noir.
>>219706901Very few of these are actually straight neo noir
>>219707090yeah, most of the times it's mixed with other genres like thriller, horror, crime, black comedy, etc. but you can still find a few dozens of more traditional neo-noirs being made in the last 10 years.
>>219706201literally me but without the having sex, being smart and being good at his job parts.
They're still getting made OP is just an idiot.
>>219703841>capeslop but.... LE NOIRFuck off nigga.
