>Hi, its me Cameron Diaz. Men used to jerk off to me, like a lot, you know.Whats the equivalent for men? The dick not working anymore?
>>219704899"I'm Marlon Brando. I used to be the biggest sex symbol in Hollywood. Now, when I fly, I have to book three seats next to each other."
>>219704899>Whats the equivalent for men?Being an obese, unfuckable loser like (You) without having age as an excuse.
She used to be such a seemen deamon
>>219704899It’s been 32 years since her peak in The Mask.
>>219704978>Hi, I'm Marlon Brando, you guys got any cheese around here?
>>219704899If you intended this as an example of the horrors of the wall, it's a really poor example. She looks fine.Might be slightly interesting to make an official /tv/ WALL TOP 100 chart (dunno if /tv/ even does charts though). Some of the famous examples are unfair (shopped, etc) I think. But even without those there are lots of grim ones.
>>219704899What do you mean used to? I love jerking off to old hags
>>219705158I also love jerking off old fags
yeah ya like to see homos naked, that's kewl man
>>219705158feeeeet
>>219704899she looks cool, aged well, didn't answer the call
>>219705020she could rival jennifer connelly at her peak unfortunately her peak lasted less than a fart in the wind
>>219705158love Goop, simple as
>>219704899still would
HI, I'M TROY MCCLURE
>>219705020unbeatable. hottest woman on earth that day
>>219708183She 100% answered the call, but only had a short conversation before hanging up.
>>219708210Yeah funny how some women's careers are basically:<obscurity / immaturity> — FIVE YEARS<hottest creature on the face of the planet> — SIX SECONDS<walled horror and yearning for the glory that was> — THE REST OF THEIR LIVESDenise Richards is one example but I'm sure there are better ones.
>>219704899She's still smoking hot in that pic. Only issue is her terrible hair.
>>219704899>Gimme dat "Sting if he never became a rockstar" look
abuela genes came out
>>219708949and then I started hearing "if I ever lose my faith in you"..
>>219704899People get old, news at 11.At least she didn't bog herself
>>219704899she looks like a postlady
>>219708882you don't know what that term means.
>>219705158Same. I would still bang the shit out of 50-something bogged Kate Beckinsale. She’s taken pics since the infamous bikini pics where she looked like the Bride of the Crypt Keeper, and she looked way better.
>>219704983Ms Diaz, you get a little cranky when you forget to take your stool softeners
>>219704899I’ve got a feeling that she still cleans up well. That’s just an unflattering moment when she was just out shopping or something. Bridget Fonda I feel bad for, the paparazzi need to leave her alone.
>>219705020>seemen deamon
Was being a black baby factory for Jamie Foxx her greatest role? Netflix literally got her to unretire for this with a truck load of money, not sure why it was so important to them.
