Why didn't Voldemort just use his most powerful spell more often?
>make one horcrux >inperio NASA people>send it into space >live forever ezpz
>>219704959Abracadabra!
>>219705136>accio horcrux
>>219705136>something something it needs to be somewhere sentimental
>>219705182>space>not sentimental
If V man hated his muggle name so much, why did he rearrange it for his new name?
>>219704959Was he stupid ???
>>219705136>your final horcrux is in deep space>revive from it>shown to be in a weakened state when initially reviving from a horcrux (see quirrell symbiosis) so can't use magic yet>permanent loop of painful death to no atmosphere and revivingany more bright ideas?
>>219705215>in an alternate universe where Voldermort was a former NASA employee
AVADEH KEDEHVRA
>>219705238How about hiding it in the middle of the Sahara.
>>219705252>not thinking astrology is cool as a wizard>dumbledore got slimed in the astronomy tower
>>219704959he was out of mana
HPU and HPCU have no sense of what their magic system even is. Filled with retcons, inconsistencies, and it's just made up. Like, what are charms? Why can Snape just make a spell? Are spells automatic or do they "cost" your energy/health? Do you have to "mean" all spells like when Harry tried Avada Kevadra and it didn't work? They can literally teleport anywhere, anytime?
ACCIO ALL OF THE BLOOD IN YOUR VEINS
>>219705341The whole teleport/apparate thing was so dumb, especially considering most of the stories before that had them deal with problems getting to places.
>>219705341And how come sometimes they say the spell and other times they don't?
How come nobody invented a fully automatic wand?
>>219705182put it up your butt
>>219704959Why didn't "fictional character" use "fictional spell" more often?Gosh, no idea. Plot armor? Hack writers?
>>219704959Tilda sweeney just became Voldemort in the HBO show. Tom Riddle will soon be Tomboy Riddle, the dark lady is upon us!
>>219705341the "magic system" is the last shit anyone should care about, that's how you get brandon sanderson crap. dunking on it for the teleport/time travel shit though is fair enough, that's the least any form of consistency should serve to guard against
>>219705136The horcrux has to be retrieved so it can be used in the rebirth ritual you moron. Same reason why you wouldn’t use a grain of sand.
>>219705721Tranny Riddle most assfucked riddle ever
>>219705721>Tilda sweeney
>>219705728No bro lol, the horcrux is just to stop him from dying. It's like a checkpoint for his soul. The revival spell or rather the create new body spell was something else entirely.
>>219704959Long ass CD due gay multiplayer balance.
>>219705778The shit at the end of Goblet of Fire, where Peter Pettigrew cut his own hand off, that has to be done with a horcrux in order for it to be used for revival.
>>219705238Voldemorts ego was what made his horcruxes find-able in the first place. He picked well known things that were symbolic of his status of lording over wizard culture.
>>219705829 Horcruxes merely tie one's soul to Earth. When Voldemort attacked the Potters, only his body was destroyed, his soul endured. The resurrection in GoF just gave him another body, encasing the fragment of soul that had been wandering around since his failed attack.So theoretically space could be too much, but as long it is on someplace in the world, it doesn't matter where.
>>219705870Yep, Voldemort made his entire life about how he thought he was so much better than everyone else and beyond simply being a manThe books make sure that when he dies, his body just hits the ground unceremoniously and he becomes a corpse like any otherThe movies fucking ruined it and gave him some super special death where he turns into ash or some shitIt's fucking phenomenal how David Yates is too retarded to understand Harry Potter, it's hardly a complex story
>>219705678Isn't that what the squib wands are for?
>>219705678Why not mount seven wands upon a gauntlet and wield them all simultaneously?
>>219705889If no ritual is required, then why didn’t the horcruxes that Voldemort created automatically re-embody him after his attack on infant Harry Potter bounced back on him instead of dicking around in Albania for 13 years?
>>219706000It did but the Albanian prostitutes delayed him for 13 years. Please understand.
>>219706000The ritual is to give him a body back, the horcruxes are to keep parts of his soul alive forever, so he is spirit is forever around. How is that hard to understand, negro.
Why not name himself Mort Volant
>>219704959Why doesn't the supreme power of any media universe use their ultimate attack all the time?
>>219706000>in Albania for 13 years????also, checked.
