6am Alex schizobabble editionFTL News:-- finale is happening-- Will James Drake continue his lead or will the twins make a comeback-- alex has returned to argue with burt-- Michael-- Cleejlinks:>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fishtank_(web_series)https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wiki>>219703510
not good
Monkey King felted the tiger.
Landon the kwab got beat up by Alex B
Remember the "be as cringe as possible" challenge that Bashir won?I'm thinking he was being truthful there but just kept it to himself outside of this challenge.
This was the best part of the entire night.https://x.com/afrosmell87/status/2043592378385310006
first for betty = best girl
>>219705012Honestly? he won.
>>219705037hxc
>>219705035Ben is so humourless when it isn't a carefully pre-planned bit, lol
Alex doesn't even talk about this retard, why is Frank so obsessed?
some people are so creative
>>219705037>There's a Freddycord
>>219705039She went all in and for that, she has my appreciation.
>>219705055airball skintags
Today is homestuck day so the finale is being rigged for The Twins. Screencap this post.
>>219705033i thought it was who can be the craziest.
>>219705039Where did it all go wrong for her?Why didn't we protect her and her pristine pussy?
>>219705037who is he talking to thoughever?
>>219705035Ben is a hypnotist.
>for the final challenge double points or nothing>who ever hasn't has had sex, wins
>>219705055Idk but he treats both Alex B and Burt like lifelines for clout
>>219705070that would be more fair than most of the challenges the twins have lost.
>Final day is just Burt and Alex talking to TTS to farm last second pay pigs, then 5 minutes of elimination challenge that ends at 4am
>>219705076the wind
all it took was 30 days for this handsome chad to be corrupted into laughing at monkey rape jokes
>>219705093ugly
>>219705087Bingo kissed Landon which is basically sex, so Twins lose.
>>219705035burt saved a lot of that room. him gettin beat up was so good
LIFE IS MIZZY
>>219705087Drake would just rape them before the challenge begins
They will give the twins points for sleeping the hardest despite james drake literally sleeping though Alex b threatening him multiple times
>>219705072My bad I meant to make this post more light hearted
>>219705088Frank was never in the cards this season. It would have ended in a lawsuit.
>>219705037dude
>>219705035His 160iq shines in his fucking speed man, or maybe its his cocktail of meds
>>219705097most random people on the street would laugh at monkey rape jokes i think
>>219705097Monkey rape jokes are funnyCan you blane him?
>>219705094>skip through the vod>it almost always lands on either jet explaining the new challenge or ben rating the challenge instead of the challenge themselves
>>219705094
alex b going full prison mode tonight seething about his hygiene bag
>alex, burt, binx all returned>they wanted simbal to returnwhy come they didnt invite the mizzler?
>>219705133Fuckin drake stole it
they should let Bill ottman make challenges instead of binx or nina
>>219705126Diseases could be here, he thought.
>>219705137Because Mizzy sucks
i will go to bed comfy knowing i'll rest 8-10 hrs and not give a fuck about catching the remaining "finale" dogshit
>>219705071they changed it later to the "be cringe" challenge
>>219705137what role would she play exactly?
>>219705139And he raped it.
>>219705141Bill Ottman should host season 6
>>219705123the challenges are pussy cream this season.
>>219705146poll has her at number 9 best fishgirl
>>219705093wtf that isnt betty, how can i goon to this shit?
Is there a way they can redeem the entire show on the last day
>>219705160Poll is wrong
>Alex b gets one positive tts>gets up and starts walking around againLove this crackhead
>why don't we solve this with a boxing-ACK
>>219705155nigga some of the challenges in season 1 were shit like "pick a number 1-10"
alex has a luke skywalker robot hand
>>219705039whats her xitter?
>>219705137Mizzy lost weight and became uninteresting as a result.
>starts hating Alex because Frank pinged him
You gotta admit he is TTS magnet.
what did Blane’s mom mean by this?
>>219705165we can only redeem our own souls by not caring anymore
is this what happens if you dont have friends? you just talk to a fuckin wall?
They need a fat Chinese guy next season
>>219705179Yes, but that was part of thd nature of the finale
>>219705187he already hated alex because of something to do with his shitty fishtank spinoff
>>219705189why does she own duanyay stox?
>>219705189blanecord took over
>>219705165Taze jet challengeStrip and spit and piss on Nina challengeGive Alex B a knife and have him fight James drake
>Twins and Drake are tied>Jet announces the finał challenge>"FIND THE GOLDEN BITCOIN"Boom.
Oh frank is still up lol
>>219705189Baaed as fuck lmao can you blane her?
>>219705192no they need a cute skinny black girl thoughever there will be no s6
This nigga seething at 6am
Landon is luckyBetter a kiss from either of the twins than one from VimpNo offensse to Vimp tho
is there any pics of blane's mom?
>>219705190I'm watching by engaging with the thread.
Give Drake a challenge that he has to cuddle and kiss Letty. Would be funny.
>>219705137>>219705149mizzy can play different kooky charactersneeded to bring her on to do the SONIC CHILI DOG CHALLENGE where they have to eat as many chili dogs as possible while Mizzy hosts dressed as sonicafter they do they wheel out a TV like movie day in class and a gurney with stirrups and the tv plays a vhs recording of mizzy fucking herself with each hotdog the fish just ate before they ate them and her gorging on cans of chili only to throw them up on the dogs (the chili they just ate)as the fish are recoiling in disgust over eating chili dogs that had been "inside" Sonic (Mizzy), Sonic gets into the gurney setup and begins fucking her own pussy with a reaaaal sloppy chili dog and squirting all over the fish. When the first squirt sprays from her sweet little cunt, the "SONIC LOSES HIS RINGS" sound effect playsthen for every squirt it plays again like hammering the sound effect button like they doLIFE IS MIZZZYYY!
Anyone else still feel a little sick over getting cucked by Landon? Bingo giving up her first kiss to him on the Nazi poop show is just really hard to process.
>>219705217How old is Frank?
BETTYYYYBEEEETTTTYYYYYYYYWHERE ARE THE FUCKING FEET PICS YOU SLUTWE ALL KNOW YOU WANT TO POST THEMYOU KNOW YOU WANT TO POST THEMWHY ARE WE PLAYING THIS GAME OF RETARDED CHICKENPOST THE FUCKING LEWDS AND NEWDS
Frank has become the real life Wild Randy bit.
>>219705217Whats got this fat faggot acting like a woman
>Hey Bashir hey Landon, fight over me HAHA
>>219705107Did Landon and Burt actually box? I don't see it in the updates.
>>219705217WHO IS MANUALLY APPROVING ALL THE DOX TTS? BINX?
>>219705240mid 30s.
>>219705187Aperture looks like a male version of Alex's wife ngl
>>219705230He would decline, like he did with the kissing challenge
>>219705253No lol
Landon is an example of a failed TJ arc. This proves TJ had tenacity.
>>219705249The beautiful Vimp.
>>219705074her pussy wasnt pristineI invite back>fuck marry killBetty, Letty, Binx
>>219705268TJ was barely sentient.
>>219705232Many are saying this
does anyone else get hard from the sexy moan tts voice
>>219705221A kiss from another kissless virgin is the exact teenage milestone he missed out on and he got the next best thing in his 20's. Landon W
>>219705226Vicky out here living her best life
>>219705240like 28
>>219705226oh look high on kratom here too
>>219705268TJ was pacing outside the basement for hours JUST this season. He's literally the same dude and arcs aren't real.
twitter?
>>219705235I know this is ironic but still fuck off
>>219705253No. There was a challenge called "beat up ben" challenge and Burt volunteered to take his place. James Drake beat the shit out of him and it was funny as fuck.
Why are women nontent on this show
>>219705217Why is skin tag vimp so angry
Twins have to rim Jet until he cums and Drake has to fuck Letty until she cums.>challenges written by Jet and Letty
>>219705255yikes!and he posts like THAT?He should grow up.
>>219705248Alex was brought on twice, him not
The vods should not be 48 hours long
>>219705294they are like house plants that produce pheromones for incels like landon to make content
>Ben throws a hissy fit after he and Richie broke up the fight between Alex and Landon>Tells them to knock it off so they can all get some sleep downstairs for tomorrow>Mints comes up to coax him into chilling out too>Binx is awake reposting memes>Camera autopilot was turned off>Messages are being manually approved>Sensitive information and messages that are usually rejected pass throughWhat is going on in wigger HQ? Is Binx operating all of it on her on and not reading the messages she accepts?
>>219705232sadly it's highly illegal
>>219705217https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776075287409800.webmI understood that reference.
>>219705292Drakeseethers will STILL say he has not produced any content
>>219705294Because BORING GIRLS BORING GIRLS BORING GIRLS
>>219705235It was just a short friendly kiss on the lips. A little ice breaker to her first real real kiss
>who the fuck is vimlValex bros.....
>>219705304agreedI'm mid 30s and I posted this >>219705232what he posted is straight up embarrassing, juvenile shit
>>219705294Twins are pure content which is why they’ll win
>>219705268TJ is a shitty boring version of Landon. TJ just had the luxury of having Sam Hyde there wanting to do his gay savior of young men bullshit.
>>219705292Oh shit ok I went back and found it. I hate production but Ben covering his mouth the entire time was very funny. Maybe Ben is ok. Jet and Letty just stone-faced the entire time is pretty psycho.
>>219705321Bliccy's face is, as usual, the best part of any frame it's found in
>>219705344Saving young men is good
Can you even imagine the watermelon challenge with Burt vs Alex B?
this season is actually a good metaphorodd, autistic genuine people are beloved by the majority of society but its the capable normie retards that get shit done and are productive.Humanity is doomed
>>219705330for everyone out there, people dont really grow up. especially in a community like this it would be fuckin weird if you aren't spewing slurs and random weird shit. it means you should be doing something else with your life like probably working a law firm and taking care of your kids or some other shit.
Which season had the best girls?>S1Josie, Letty, Sylvia, Betty, Ella>S2Tayleigh, Trish, Summer, JC, Meg, CK, Nifty, Taylor, Delaney, Abi, Bliccy, Bex>S3Smaack, Alexis, Mizzy, Payton, Binx, the Famous House 2 girls, Nifty (Again)>S4Rachel, Angie, Direnc, Ellie, Letty (Again)>S5Charity, Vicky, Anissa, Emma, Twins, Antara, Beth, Carolina, Laura, Binx, Vimp, Bliccy (Again), Letty (Again), the other ones I missed
Just have Burt fuck the twins.
What's one thing you have done differently in order to save this season from its mediocrity, anon?
>>219705291It’s not ironic
Noticing I have the same sleep schedule as the shopping cart fetcher makes me feel bad
>I'm mogging y-ACK
>>219705254It's not her fault. They didn't give her pointers.
>>219705364Kill yourself seriously
>>219705367Not done the candy recount
>>219705274KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>219705370Oh then improve yourself, seriously
>>219705376frank isn't a bad person.
Frank could wreck any of you faggotsCry some more
>>219705367thrown my hands up and turned it into assault on precinct 13. freeloaders come in waves and everyone just has to survive and throw them out
>>219705217Bitchmade behavior.
>>219705321it doesnt hit the same without burt's theatrical OUCH every time he's slapped
>>219705361S2.
Two fishtank girls have to rim your ass and suck your cock at the same time. Who you pickin for the playoffs?
>>219705367Force Jet to be a Fish for a week, he's not allowed to quit
>>219705383Mog complete
>>219705361Delaney trying to fuck Jimmy and him getting scared cracks me up. It pops into my mind from time to time
>Bliccy gave Drake shit for crying over his dog dyingGenuinely what the fuck
>>219705391Sup Frank, lose your Target job? You shouldn't be up this late on a work night little buddy.
>>219705367so many things, but if only one then its to bring back Frank ffs
>>219705391Sure but his online posting is like a woman on her period
>>219705344tj and landon aren't similar people
>>219705401You mean hack_blastard
>>219705315They have nightly orgies and Mints is in the cuck chair
>>219705405Based Bliccy.
>>219705400bex and abi
>>219705359I should be in entertainment or have a writing job of some sort. But I never officially cultivated a skill and made myself permanently unemployable by being a NEET for 20 years.
>>219705361Realistically it's S2, pretty much every girl outside of Tayleigh, JC and Meg was iconic
>>219705405Based
>>219705357Get the fuck out
>>219705391i would make him drink the drainage from my neckhole
>>219705240Mentally, shopping cart cowboy age, physically Wal-Mart greeter.
you guys think betty would bust my balls with her petite nylon feet if i ask her nicely? im white tho
The real finale.
>>219705430Being the most hated girl is pretty iconic
>>219705217kek
>>219705428>NEET for 20 yearsdamn bro I would've roped if I was a neet making no money for that long
>>219705400Claire and Ellie
>>219705405He's an actor and was doing a challenge about telling the more traumatic story. Of course he's going to make himself cry.
S6 better start soon.I NEED more Fishtank.
>>219705387No candy recountFinale is the three men in this type of challenge gauntlet so it's like a mix of s1 and s2 endI'd also occasionally toss in a freeloader to compete and make it some fuckin mario party shit. Occasionally get a 2v2 or 3v1 going for pointsId give landon a unique condition where if he maintians a perpetually drunk status, he can get a free point for every 5 challenges, even if he doesn't win them, but if he passes out, then he misses out on any challenges during that time
i dont like hearing the leprechaun orgasm
>>219705440dm me and include both a clear picture of your face and a picture of your shirtless.
>vimp being a fickle bitch>bingo actually leaning into a genuine kissgirls don't realize the power they hold over a young man with nothing to lose.
>>219705457Good luck with that. I'm dropping this hot dogshit for good
>>219705457streamstarz vanlife
>>219705430>Tayleigh not iconicEmbarrassing take, she's probably second best Fish behind Letty and maybe Binx
>>219705458your ideas suck.this should have been bashir vs drake, but your ideas still suck.
>>219705440all of her own pics betty looks so fuckin perfectits crazy to think that the wiggers intentionally fucked her shit up - messy hair, glasses and so on so she would be closer looking to letty for the bit
biggest KWAB of the show so far
>>219705361always bitchtank and 2
>>219705405https://streamable.com/7p4u8vUh yeah, it's fucking retarded and gay and lame. It's either not his real most traumatic thing or he's a fucking faggot normie if it really is (he even admitted it wasn't though cause of the divorce). His forced stuttering and tears were peak normalfag actor sociopathy. Being entirely performative. People with trauma don't act performative like that.>>219705454no tthat'ts fucking faggot shit, also the worst offense anyway is hat he's a fucking terrible, bad actor, completely overselling ithe was stuttering every other word it was fucking laughable
>>219705465Here you go
>>219705405It was a challenge over most traumatic story. Him and the twins both held back and it showed.
Landon should propose to Vimp during the finale
>>219705465omwmommy is gonna blackmail me
>>219705361>Which season had the best girls?who cares?i fuckin hate them all
>>219705477wtf.... vicky met laura before the show?
>>219705484You lack a soul dude lmao
real men cry over their beloved dogs passing away
>>219705469Vimp isn't Taylor. She doesn't actually have any interest in him nor will she after the show unless it's for clout.
>>219705490Nah, bingo showed more genuine affection in 5 seconds than vimp showed in her entire life.
Alex repeatedly falling for the TTS fakeouts never gets old
>>219705405vapid whore
>>2197054651. how do you describe the taste of your pussy?2. how would you describe the texture? is it like warm wet silk?3. what do your feet smell like when they're sweaty and stuffy? is it like an earthy-sweet smell?
I'm gonna go make a couple tortillas with some chicken and cheese and stuff for breakfastThen I'm gonna take a nap
>>219705391i would tickle him till he died
Burt flapping about while Drake had him in a chokehold almost gave me an ulcer from laughing so hard. Sorry Benleaks, but he's kino.
>>219705484She wasn't making fun of him for being a bad actor. She was making fun of him because she's so stupid she actually thought he was really crying when he was just trying to win a challenge, which he did.
>>219705512I've had pets die but there are more traumatic moments in life.
Why does vicky look so much better and skinnier on instagram than the show
>>219705523real niggas know that her pussy tastes like a mixure of shrimp and brownie batter.
>>219705537Kratom mog
>>219705070god willing
>>219705514No shit m8, that was my point. She doesn't even realize how much she scrambled his brain with that tiny bit of joking affection.
>>219705391The only thing more pathetic than an internet tough guy is an internet tough guy who sock-puppets his own toughness.
Bingo isn’t a truecel anymore and for that reason she deserves to lose.
>>219705537Choosing which photo makes her look the best out of 20 + filters.
No new S3 episode?
>>219705536do you really want to go on fishtank and tell the world about those more traumatic moments for one single point in a challenge?the twins were the retarded ones for not one upping him.
>>219705553oh I actually forgot she said this, but I did know it at one point lmaowould
>meanwhile in the basement
>>219704680That plus the fact that the "streamers bootcamp" was really just them doing drugs and getting passed around.
>>219705565ew
>>219705552snif pusey
>>219705505>>219705519actual subhumans for falling for his shit or giving him any sympathyI have a soul which is why I wouldn't use my (poor) acting abilities to force a sputtering stutter that anyone who isn't literally as retarded as Landon could see through>>219705535you completely misheard/misread what she was sayingshe knew Landon was genuinely crying and thought he was an angel for doing so, but Drake was either being performative or is in fact a complete normalfag retard if a dog getting sick in your 30s fucks you up that bad (she's right by the way)
>>219705537Heroin
Bingo choosing to kiss the drunk retard was deliberate.landon should absolutely follow up but won't because he's gay and will just become another simp in vimps chat
Test
>>219705391lol no he's just a fatass
>>219705588the results are positiveyou are a fag
>>219705537because she was making tons of faces where she would scrunch her face up to give herself a double chin. and it's a camera constantly on her at every angle. she had some really good shots from the show though still.
>a-and he sleeps with no blanket!!Frank reaching new lows of pathetic
>>219705585production sent richie up with chicken nuggets for landon and to tell him to pursue bingohe won't because she's not a 10/10 goth baddie like Vimp (10/10 in his eyes)also she doesn't want to be pursued by him, guaranteed
Jet should just ban Frank from the chat at this point.
>>219705607Frank Hassle is powerless if he's not there in personJust makes him come off as pathetic as everyone else who sends unfunny TTS
>>219705607lmaoFrank can't do that because he has sleep apnea from being 150 pounds overweight
>>219705607do you think frank's reality has set in for him yet? that he's a fat ugly middle aged man with zero real work history and rapidly fading meme relevance and a back tattoo that automatically disqualify any respectable woman from loving him?
frank is a pathetic subhuman
Bingo going for a second more passionate kiss was raunchy
It's bizarre people treating Frank as this nice guy who only hams up the bullying for content. He's a mentally ill weirdo who pretends to be nice either to play the long con with someone he wants to keep fucking with like Burt or because he's told to.
>>219705463<3
>>219705639Her making Landon lick her face wart was a little weird
>>219705633why doesnt he just hit up sam for a job? surely hes getting tired of pushing carts at publix
If I ever get into a physical altercation I'm going to yell out OUCH every time I'm hit like Burt does in an attempt to mentally disarm my opponent
Frank actually more pathetic than Landon somehow. What a loser, Boogie should have killed him.
>>219705633We’re watching it happen in realtime. With every post, he’s more aware of his fading relevance.
>>219705633lol this seethe
>>219705639she didn’t even need to do it, what a slut
i have been team twins since day o1 and i feel the audience's embrace of them has been the most reassuring element of season 5
>>219705680hi frank
frank's chat antics are very embarrassing and jimmy-esque but the show is still better off with him than without himthat said, he probably needs fishtank more than it needs him
When did /ftl/ turn on Frank?
Just a 30 day long humiliation ritual. self-insert bros we lost
>>219705693real ones always knew he was lame
>>219705691>probably
>>219705693He somehow managed to make me (very briefly) like KWABleigh.
>>219705580>actual subhumans for falling for his shit or giving him any sympathynah....i don't give a shit about thatbliccy is a vapid whore thoughdoes that trigger you? bitch
>>219705697
>>219705618him being in a permanent humiliation ritual in chat is more advantageous
Time for good old shave head challenge. Turn Drake into bald space marine.
>>219705697My self insert was the ginger Muslim not the janitor get it right
>>219705108Mizzy was so hot as a slampig.She's horrible looking now.
>>219705633he's 36 and unmarried he's not finding any "respectable women" at his agejames drake is a childless cuck dating a gummy single mother and he's a chadbut Frank could absolutely pump a baby into Bongo if he wanted to
>>219705693I’ve known he was a faggot from the start.
>>219705697Landon won. It would all be worth it for one kiss from the beautiful Bingo.
https://streamable.com/7p4u8vbliccy trvthnvke bashir should have won, james drake fucking sucks.whole season ruined because wiggers made the elimination challenge an endurance test
>>219705697I self-inserted when he kissed Bingo, which means I literally kissed Bingo.
>>219705709nah I felt nothing over thatguarantee she's a at least one standard deviation higher IQ than you
>>219705693Only trannies like benleaks hate frank.
>>219705720is he actually 36? I keep hearing that hes in his late 20s as well I dont know what to believe, if he's actually 36 though thats grim
Frank needs to act like a good boy if wants an invite to fishtank city
>>219705697>tfw he's unionically literally meI guess i just got lucky being anti-social instead of clingy like he is. I I really hope he gets home and betters himself.
>>219705693feels like /ftl/ has always been mixed on him, he's been getting called a lame faggot since before he even made his first appearancepersonally i think he's done his job well and he was pretty much the only interesting part of the middle of season 2
>>219705680>lol this seethe
>>219705748Like 35 or 36
s5 sucks so bad nobody even has the energy to hate on it in the threads because there never was any potential
>>219705742Actually, I'm smarter than her
>>219705693nigga we've been shitting on him since season 1. Us making fun of him was why he was so rough on the season 2 fish.
>>219705697He kissed Bingo though, which will be the biggest highlight of his entire life. Probably worth it. The rest of his life will be working a menial job with no friends until his parents get too old to take care of him, and then he'll get sent to a retard home or die on the street corner.
>>219705765>seething so much xhe makes a wojak over it
>>219705765lmao saved
frank buddy ure going to have to settle for bongo
>>219705580LolYou're brown
>>219705321This wasn't just amazing because of what Drake was doing, but all the reactions from the people watching was so fucking funny, Ben and Jet, Ben having to hold his mouth because he was laughing so hard. I think this might be the funniest bit all season.
>>219705748I'm 36 and I don't even have his job parking carts a Target or fleeting obscure internet fame.Explain in detail how grim it is so I feel bad.
>>219705367rig it for bashir to win
>>219705693How did you get this photo of me?
>>219705791That's the fucked up thing, bingo actually kissed him like she cared. There's no coming back from that.
When does Blane come back? Alex B fucking sucks
>>219705791>Got gassed up about mogging production>Had a cute girl cuddle him>Got his first kissHe got out better than Daniel
>>219705693I always hated him. I don't find his brand of humour funny and to me he always seemed to be a vessel for malcontent incels to vicariously live out revenge fantasies against the "normies".
>>219705367bashir vs drake finale
>>219705765kek
>>219705815Bliccy going from completely blank expression to "}:O"Letty covering her whole ass face and Jet as you said
Whats it like to kiss someone you love?>t. 28 year old kissless virgin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NBo8aExALA
>>219705321Give Drake the win, he beat the shit out of Burt and that's all I ever wanted from Season 3 someone to put Burt in his place. Amazing, fucking beautiful, every slap, that gut punch, the liver shots, the face smack, the choke out.
>>219705742i'm Burt level smart in mathtrig and calculus were a breeze and i wasn't even tryingyou fail on dicks, fag
>>219705862Makes deepthroating a 12 gauge less appealing probably.>t. same boat
>>219705862It's like a very potent drug that makes you happy and contentThen when they inevitably leave you like they all do in the end, you have major withdrawals that make you very sad
>>219705864Tell me you don't actually mean that, baby bro.
>>219705321https://x.com/foster_ftl/status/2043553586093904208Drake deserves to win for this
>>219705321would he have done the same thing to ben?
>>219705863Gem
>>219705821what have you been doing your whole life? just consooming?
>>219705864It was really cathartic as a gay nigger hater ngl
>>219705862the physical interaction actually has no value, its just an expression of the mental connection which is the real trophy
>>219705887yeah, i love anime
>>219705885Yes absolutely. He probably would have gone harder on ben because he sees burt as a retard
>>219705821You can live a good life anon, a good first step is to leave this place behind for good :)
>>219705765Kek
>>219705607You're not doing the exact same thing right now, retard?
>>219705883Pure kino
>>219705887yeah basicallyposting herefor a while there I was getting drunk with my neighbors, which is how I learned to be social, but not anymore, now I'm a shut-in all over again
>>219704378>perfect her dumpy ass like a pile of cottage cheese
>>219705321this was amazing
it makes me feel bad that basically everyone in there except for Burt, Landon, and Ben are actively rooting against him. He seems like a nice guy, he doesn't deserve that.
>>219705693I got tired of him by S3.
>>219705930You would probably be best friends with Landon IRL
>>219705883This is by far the most I laughed this season and Drake deserves to win.
>>219705232She would unironically be a good fit for different charactersshe can yap, she doesnt have stage fright. She can get down and dirty like she did with Frank and is actually up for it
>>219704494you don't know that for sureher dad might not even be alive or know she exists
>>219705321Probably my favorite single challenge in any season.
>>219705944evil always comes in big numbersheroes are rare
>>219705971Why does Frank even hang out in chat? Massive aura loss as the kids say
>>219705944they hate a "normie" so much it has buckbroken them
the look on all of their faces after that first overhand slap lmaogod i want to see this happen to alex b so bad too
>>219705982life is mizzy
>>219705944bashir & drake are the love and life of the season and few understand this
>>219705944I think he's great, he's impressed me a lot for sticking through the insane shit of Fishtank yes I know it was milder compared to other seasons but Drake had no idea what the fuck the show is, most normies will scream and run for the hills at the Nigger Faggot TTS messages like a couple of the normies in Season 3 famous house, he won me over with the Fort Drake and not walking or complaining about it. I don't hate the twins either but I'm 100% on board with Drake winning. I just think the twins haven't really done much this season, Bongo has done far more than Bingo she's nice, but Bingo has slept most of the season not sure if it's medical or laziness or what but man come on.
>>219705944>it's a James Drake show and you'll have to deal with that
>>219705944Yeah I don't really get it either. If it was against Bashir then sure because I can recognize how important Bashir was for the season, but the twins, despite seeming like nice girls too, didn't do much at all either.
>>21970598920 minutes away
>tall bingo returned to impress Alex BBravo Jet, I underestimated you.
>>219705321This is the moment I began supporting James Drake.
>>219705321world's fastest slap
so is bashir out of the house
>>219705944Ben hates him. How are people still falling for Ben gaslights?
>>219706012I've watched literally every season and probably to an extent every day and this season has had just as much fucked up stuff in it as any other season besides 2. I don't know why people keep acting like this is a pussy shit season like 3 was.
>orchestrated Bashir's first eliminationlol>got Beth out of the housewrong>got Clayton out of the houseit was scripted>mogged Alex Beven TTS can mog Alex B>won the candy eliminationonly not having the least amount mattered>doorgatehe bled and crashed out>boxed Wesso did everyone>boxed Burtlmao
>>219706067>it was scriptedso?
>>219706003This is the kino of the season
did they say they were going to do challenges overnight?
Every frame a picture.
>>219706057he's out of the house hanging out the bam
>>219706078They did sayBut wiggers are asleepNo nightshiftPls understand
>>219706067mindraped
Every second a gift
>>219704569fax>>219704589gj N WORD>>219704642she was too based and yeah Sam is Christian now he hates porn it's the devil's work
>>219706078nigga they went to like 2 am EST
>>219706075>Won't somebody tell me what to do?
>>219706093grim it's 9pm here i'm gonna miss all the action
>>219706057平安あれ
>>219705944I don't think Landon gives a shit who wins he's just there for pussy and to forget he's a janitor irl lol
>>219705321When Drake slapped Burt in the forehead it made me laugh really hard, reminded me of loiter squad
>We'll be back in the AM for more challengesDid the wiggers actually mean that or do they mean 2PM again
Derek Chauvin, George Floyd colourised.
>>219706104i just find it very interesting you say it was fake but not unentertaining. almost like you know it was a kino moment but you, a bashtard, refuse to give drake the W so you cling to whatever you can to not admit to yourself drake mogs you. KWAB
LMAOWhat the hell was the challenge? Beat up Burt?
>>219706063Ben has been standing up for him when Letty and Mints starts trying to do gay bullshit Twin favortism.
>get fucked with once by JD>have a full blown panic attack meltdown>see a bird almost get crushed>have a full blown panic attack meltdown>think they've been eliminated>have a full blown panic attack meltdown and threaten to kill themselves>bashir gently beats bingo at capture the flag>have a full blown panic attack meltdown
>>219706033In addition to it being absolute faggot behavior, it’s really telling with how unfunny and unimaginative it is.
>>219706098The best part is that he was still, on some level, respectful. All the body shots were punches, but he never punched him in the face. All headshots were slaps, which plays up the comedy while also not hurting him THAT badlyThe chokehold at the end was the finale that sealed it as the perfect sceneThis was likely the single best minute of the season
>>219706134Yes. It was originally make Ben hurt but Burt volunteered lol
>>219706124For me it was the way James walked around Burt to get the perfect angle to slap him.
>>219706133can you give him a line?
>>219706134Yeah. It was supposed to be Beat up Ben but Burt volunteered to do it instead because he's a sicko pervert or whatever and then Drake just beat the shit out of him.
Do you guys think the Twins will lose gracefully or will they have another full blown panic attack meltdown?
>>219706144bullshit ben was ever gonna let james beat him up
I want to fuck Vimp in the ass
>>219706159Probably more gracefully.I think Bongo was just really scared not to be in the finals.
Jet obviously doesn’t like Frank for being just as petty and a conniving shit stirrer behind the scenes, but I feel like the reality of dealing with extra damages in a rented house and having to tard wrangle is the biggest reason he wasn’t brought on. He’s still keeping the door open by allowing him to rant in chat and talk shit, bringing Burt on is in extension bringing Frank on
>>219706170letty got all the titsvimp got all the ass
>>219706159gracefully. bongo was really drunk the first time
>>219706170Put the phone away tiger you're gonna have to settle for bingo
>>219706134It was the Hurt Ben challenge which could be either emotional or physical and Burt for some reason volunteered and James Drake decided to only focus on the physical.
>>219706159A few times last night they were on the verge of breaking down already.
Fuck this show I'm going to get laid on Grindr instead of watching
>>219706159the candy challenge meltdown is as bad as it will get for them this season, they'll freak out at some point throughout the challenges tomorrow as JD continues to gap the score but then they'll take the official L gracefully
>>219706170binx hot dog phenotype
>>219706170This is what she really looks like>>219705249Ok I lied this is what she actually looks like with no filters>>219705274
>>219706159Bongo might blow up on Bingo at some point but they’ll accept the actual loss a little more gracefully but will still probably have a minor crash out like when Bingo started kicking stuff after losing in capture the flag.
>>219705321is there a full clip somehwere?
Drake is IMO an amazing fish because he is what Famous House was supposed to be. Total normal people who get boiled into Fishtank nonsense, Payton was close but Drake just embraced chaos.
>>219706179Frank is no longer needed. Laura and Beth unironically did the exact same shit he would have.
>>219706211There's a xitter link a bit higher up ctrl+f nigga
>>219706211look on twitter. its funny as fuck with full audio
Drake is quite literally the perfect straight man host/bouncer that Fishtank needs.
>>219705883>>219706211Did the work for youPay me
>>219706211It’s in the replies to that post
>>219706179if sam was still around he would’ve given in around day 20 when the chat was flooded with his name
>>219706159They will rig it so they win, anon. Drake's consolation prize will be appearing on Bloodgames 2 and being the hired muscle in S6 if he doesn't crash out and markypost on his way out.
Bliccy SUCKIN my dicky
>>219706213ThisPeople say he shouldn’t win since he’s just some normie failed actor but I’ve enjoyed seeing a normie failed actor go along with all the retarded bullshit and beat up a gay nigger.
>>219706215there's no way you actually believe this
>>219706215Laura and Beth didn’t really create passive tension but yeah the condiment throwing is beyond a Frank staple now
>>219706211It's on twitter or if you want to watch the entire thing with chat you can click on Kick and rewind it, it's on there.
>>219706280>>219706213nahjames is boring nontent
>>219706296Why's he in the final 2 then
>>219706282Frank had a good send off in s3Best thing he ever did was staple signal's clothes to the wallThat shit was hilarious
>>219706305Family guy
>>219706296The twins are boring nontent. James Drake created Fort Drake and actually had a fun content arc for awhile.
>>219705071Bashir was losing that so they changed it
People don't like him because he feels like someone who could get cast on big brother or survivor and do well on that show too. But at this point, 5 seasons in, that's what has made him a good fish too. It's been cool to see a normal guy fully adapt to the tank and flourish to the point where he's laughing at jew and monkey rape jokes and is getting ready to btfo two inbred twins to win the grand prize.
>>219705344TJ is good looking, so he has had massive halo-effect his entire life.Landon has extremely ugly physiognomy, so he was treated like shit his entire life, and probably regressed mentally as a result compared to his potential.
Frank hassles hairy asshole suffocating burts black face
>>219706312Why was he in the final 3 then
>>219706296The problem is the twins are more nontent. The finale should've been Bashir vs Drake and literally everyone agrees.
Chungus winning is the boring option. The best fishes are tricked normies.
no fans next season please
>>219706331The TTS chat’s the other tab, Cameron.
>>219706338Landon was getting too depressing as a fish
I'm sorry Twinfags, if it was a charity case competition I'd give it to the Twins, but James Drake has simply outperformed them on almost every metric besides adorableness and quirk
>>219706348This but unironically
I was asleep and missed the start of the final challenge, how are the twins performing? is there any hope for them to win
>>219706348Bashir is the prime example of why you shouldn't cast fansEverything about him was so performative and gay
>>219706348Famous House 2 made them swear off the all normie experiment.
Remember that Drake still has the Golden Bitcoin.
>>219706321no, bashir should have won
>>219706367Letty is full blown rigging it for the twins, and the twins are only down by 3. Not to mention Jet is a fucking retard and doesn't realize how rigged having four hands/minds/mouths competing at the same time vs two hands/one mind/one mouth.
>>219706375he was a great contestant though. cast more bashirs and less bezos
>>219706381>Drake has the elimination bitcoin
>>219706348they have to have some gaslighting element. doesn’t have to be famous house but don’t allow the fish to be in on the joke. it’s over done so much at this point and isn’t fun to watch
>>219706367unless they rig it, its going to be very bad for the twins but good news for you is, they're sort of trying to at least keep it close
james drake arguably hasn't lost one challenge
kill jet for making bashir vs drake a physical challenge
>>219706381it either means Mr. Naked's elimination bitcoin or nothing
>>219706381Golden Burt-coin to find the puzzle room*
Can’t stop laughing at the wiggers fucking up the drake vs bash finale. Stupid wiggers need to lay of the galaxy gas
>>219705055>>219705088Because season 3 he was defeated by normies and forever left behind.
>what if we had final jeopardy be a family guy question i mean bashir would be so far ahead it wouldn't matter
They're very clearly going to rig it for the twins if they can. Just look at the table challenge where James finished like 10 minutes before them but ben was like ah jeez dood i dunno its sort of flimsy so we have to let the twins finish too and then test theirs.
get fucked ya fuckin punks, can ya blane me?
>james drake doesn't know what Vatican city isHimbo
>>219706330being pampered through your youth as a pretty boy is arguably worse for personal development
>>219706439was made somewhat funnier by the fact his glasses made him look like Hasan Piker
>>219706428it's an epic callback and Bashir should know because he is a fan of Fishtank!
Qrd on cleej?
>>219705862the first times it's an amplified butterflies in stomach feeling in your entire body.
WHERE IS THE SEASON TRAILER
>>219706375>Bashir is the prime example of why you shouldn't cast fansNo he was a good example of a fan who had something unique to offer and wasn't an insufferable try hard, he really hijacked the fishtank platform this season and it was cool to see. This was the only fan casting season that actually worked, half the S2 and S4 casts make for a much better argument as to why you shouldn't cast fans.
>>219706367They’re rigging it but they’re still losing a little. They can easily catch up though.
I still do not understand why a self proclaimed "Man of God" is a diehard fan of Fishtank, the most vile and godless show on the open web. Bashir seems like a contradiction to me.
the #1 reason you should root for james is that if he wins he'll be the first contestant ever powerful enough to overcome the wholesome chungus autistic paypig threatening chargebacks rig
DEFINITIVE SEASON 5 FISH/FREELOADER RANKING (Rank your top 5)https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJa0B4Lg3https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJa0B4Lg3https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJa0B4Lg3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzlERgL-KiEThis is what they took from you
>>219706467fishtank isn’t MDE anymore so no alex schultz
>>219706361This, it's a competition not a charity 'oh the twins deserve it because they're so poor sob story' look they'll get a shit load of money from having been in the Fishtank, they already have at least $5k and they'll get money from simps if they stream. Josie made $100k in her first year of streaming alone, Letty made bank as well.Twins can easily make $20k-$30k in simp buxx when they leave.
Bashir revealing that he hates Direnc then losing was justice.
>>219706495Why would the devout Muslim like an ex-Muslim stripper lol
>500 of James Drakes 1300 points in jeopardy came from him jokingly writing "shit" for the jankem question
>>219706480he listened to Sam Hyde when he said it's art
>>219706467they didnt do a trailer, just a quick teaser with robosam saying "this ain't gonna work and i gotta film some pause snack continue" and then a camera pan over to a bam margera host reveal
>>219706330I think Landon is the way he is because his mom is probably an alcoholic who gave up trying to teach Landon anything because he'd cry and get frustrated at simple tasks such as "tie your shoes" so she gave up and he never learned basic shit like that.Why is the only food he eats Cheese Fries? What parent would actually allow an exclusive diet of Cheese Fries? A neglectful alcoholic one. Naturally with a mentally absent mother and his only source of nutrition being Portessi Cheese Fries, he was set up to failIt's easy to make fun of Landon but if you look deeper it's a dark story of a neglected autistic kid
>>219706448>being ugly actually is betterwhat is this cope
Last night Jet said they would only have a 2 hour break but it’s been nearly 4 hours.
>>219704348why would anyone think this would ever work. are girls like Betty supposed to fall in love with anonymous from 4chan. why do guys do this.
>>219706480It's because his religious zeal is fueled by autism, not by actual belief. He likes fishtank and he is autistic about being muslim, so naturally those two must be connected. Someone who is serious about living a religious life would not waste their time on a show like this, but would actively pursue theological study or something like that. Even if they would watch it, they would not become diehard enough fans to go on. Basically, he thinks that it's genuine, but his muslimhood is actually just aesthetic for him. He gives it as much value as he gives his weebness or his native american clothing stuff
>>219706480Josie, Tayleigh and Aryeh made him think of art and God
>>219706480'Artist guys listen to this' Bashir didn't take that as a joke.
>>219706375Bashir tanked everything they could throw at him for weeks maybe one of the best fish of all time
>>219706515Jet will lie. He wants to hurt fans.
>>219706492Josie had a much better work ethic than the Twins.
>>219706515They're not doing shit for another 4 dude
>>219706480>most vile and godless show on the open webI watched Slavtank for the first time live on... was it unironically youtube?They were throwing full size actual dartboard darts at some young woman's bare ass, like 12 of them, and once they finished they'd pluck them out and go again after wiping her ass down with alcohol to "sanitize it". They went again and again. They probably did it like 40 times if not more. 40*12 2 inch puncture wounds turning her ass cheeks into a pincushion, bruising and leaking trickles of blood they'd wipe down. Pausing to let her sit on a frozen water bottle and smoke a cigarette and pass around alcohol.I reiterate this was being re?streamed to youtube. Fishtank has literally nothing on Slavtank. Ice Poseidon has nothing on Slavtank."Most vile and godless show on the open web" my ass. HER ass.
>>219706532And he complained about it the entire time
>>219706495that was god speaking
>>219706537No she didn’t, twins mog both in the show and IRL.
Is Sam ever coming back?
>>219706480The character he played on the show was mostly bullshit. That's why he often didn't pray enough/prayed too much to get out of shit.
>>219706540Imagine if it were vimps ass
>>219706542this is what tanks him for me. would’ve been one of the best fish ever but he took the fun out of everything he was involved in
you would think that Letty of all people would be against chungus rigging since she is the first one to get screwed over because of it
>>219706552If it's not in the northeast no
>>219706509for personal development, yes, arguably. but we're arguing generalizations here at the end of the day. how is this cope?
>>219706558okay yeah but isn't her ass LITERALLY going to get infected and fucking rot off?
>>219706569drake's gf wants to beat her up
>>219706508It's only natural that he fails too. Same with BingoBongo, who will lose to Drake. Just look at Landon or the Twin's teeth compared to TJ or Josie. It shows their upbringing, their lack of parental care, and how they never had a chance. Landon's life is probably an interesting story that we'll never get. He's too stupid to tell half of it, and the other half too embarrassed to ever admit even when he is blackout drunk. His mother didn't care enough to learn half of it, and will never show the other half out of the shame of her abuse.
>>219706552One gorilla nest TTS and he'd trash the house, it's too risky
>>219706569Letty is a hypocrite.
>>219706540I remember AB shilling this show as if it was a funny quirky version of Fishtank, it's literally just Tesak tier humiliation rituals of actual mentally retarded people locked in a room
>>219706594AB seems like she's a bad person.
Chat is the goo flammable? I can create an improvised weapon to force James Drake out of the fishbowl
>>219706587Landon told his life story on the second or third day when he was drunk. Only real memorable parts were he got cucked by a little red haired girl like Charlie Brown and his step dad was arrested for meth and his siblings got taken by the state.
yung bex finna pull up cuh
>>219706552depends on if he's looking for continued relevance or if he's ready to start winding down his careerin terms of sheer audience size, he has nothing better going for him than fishtank, but he might be done with these big projects that require a lot of time and investment
>>219706609wtf happened to shoovys ride
>>219706540I remember watching an actual rape on that where they got one of the homeless women super drunk and ran a train on her behind the couch.
>>219706537TRVKE, I'm watching the replay now of the entire challenge and they're just not really trying that had, Bingo is half asleep. I mean fuck, $50k is on the line and they're just dancing around being all Fairweather as fuck. Josie was a beast in the Season 1 challenge against Letty in bedroom 2, Letty was a beast too, they both were, they had to be shit was brutal.I can't see the twins doing what Letty and Josie did in Season 1 finale, but I can see Drake doing it.
>>219706552jet plans to move to new york in the offseason and they’ll work something out
What’s going to be the lick Fatty equivalent? Lick Burt?
>>219706552He's legally not allowed. The Brandon lawsuit fucked Sam from being on Fishtank ever again.I will never understand why Jet and Ben cast a drag queen faggot fuck onto Season 3 who was very left leaning politically.
>>219706637He's making a sunroof
>>219706594>AB shilling this show as if it was a funny quirky version of Fishtankthis makes no sense whatsoever given she's apparently the source of all the social game stuff and other uninteresting nonsense, and only makes sense if she never saw anything beyond "hehe those wacky slavs they're funny like STALKER hehe get out of here stalker" screenshots, unless it was a different "slavtank".
weird to think that if sam never comes back on fishtank, the last thing the majority of people remember from him will be gorilla nest and his reaction to the charlie kirk assassination
Whoever is hosting season 6 don’t make it bam, keep him attached to s4/s5 and move the fuck on
When will the challenges start back up?2PM? They said "see you in the AM" but I don't believe them
>>219706698The funniest thing about Bam as a host is how much he just spoils things. Even yesterday he mentioned the watermelons as they were walking James Drake and Bashir through the kitchen blindfolded.
>>219706698i's going to be james drake after they have him immerse himself in the role of some hybrid of Jason Goldstriker mannerisms and other historic gameshow host idiosyncrasies. Because he's not just an ""actor"" but also a sociopath who can also fight (even though he's only 5'10)
Remember when in S4 they sat everyone down to watch Extreme Peace episode 1?And nobody except a drunk freddy laughed?>>219706713>uhhh as it turns out we also need to sleep, whoops
>>219706690Sam Hyde is bigger than Fishtank lil bro
>>219706540now put yourself in a normies shoesthey see fishtank the same way you see slavtank
>>219706726Seth laughed too since he was a huge faggot.
>>219704767lol fr Betty what happened to his Picasso gf did they break up you should send them to Alex b that would be funny
>>219706540sounds based
The wiggers are retarded scumbags and I hate to admit it but I ultimately enjoy their vision for Fishtank much more than I do Sam's.
>>219706540Slavtank never dies.
>>219706480bashir literally told it to your face, that the whole point he was trying to make is that you can be a fun sperg and be on the peepoo show and still think god to be importanthe wanted to make a synthesis of high brow life and low brow entertainment to show that it is not a contradiction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNMovC93O24For those curious about Slavtank
>>219705039shadowfax
>>219706776Sam's vision is better, it's just that they lucked into a good cast and their incompetence allowed the fish vs production dynamic to flow very well.
If Sam was there he'd 100% be rigging it against Drake just because Drake is a happy normal guy who isn't obsessed with politics and doesn't say niggerfaggot all the time.
>>219706813he loved freddy who was a turbo leftist
>>219706813James Drake said he doesn’t like trannies especially when they troon out kids while the twins support it.
>>219706811Sam's vision is retarded. Its 50% him just bullying people he thinks he's better than and 50% him playing savior of the retards. Acting like going on the peepeepoopoo show for 30 days was going to become some sort of transcendtal life changing experience was always giga-cringe.
Season 2 sucked. Not afraid to say it.
Life is Jet
>>219706813Taydog was a chud and Sam hated her and rigged it for tj
>>219706852trvke
>S1 robbed Letty>S2 robbed Tayleigh>S3 robbed Binx>S4 robbed Ellie (Because it got shut down)>S5 will rob James DrakeWhy do the producers hate the best Fish?
>>219706881Well Payton ate the elimination chocolate, you see, and then Mizzy came back.
>>219706881robbed Bashir*
>>219706891>Eliminated twice, like JimmyImpressive.
>>219706881S5 already robbed bashir
>>219706881Stinx should have gotten the Ted treatment but Jet wanted to fuck her
S1: LettyS2: TayleighS3: Burt (I guess)S4: FreddyS5: James DrakeJames Drake really doesn't fit the pattern. Idk why I like him.
>>219706881I genuinely don't remember anything ellie did aside from talk to areyay about SpongeBob a couple times and be a prop for Dr Cross.
remember when binxfags spent the entire rv trip coping thinking there was going to be some sort of final challenge where she could win against Burt lol
>>219705391nah he's too scared of getting arrested he won't do shit
>>219706917it's because you're gay for him, anon. it's okay to admit. we're all gay for james drake here
>>219705479she's chopped sometimes but so am I that's why I like her
When James Drake said he's never going to leave us did you believe him? Because I didn't even though I wanted to.
>>219706968James Drake ghosting Landon will be fun to watch on /bant/
>>219706968i dont understand how he has a fucking berserk tattoo but is still a complete normie in every way.
>>219706968i believe in the camping trip
>>219705440what does ball busting with nylon feet entail? like she's going to kick you in the nuts and stand on them and crush them with her weight or something
>>219706989I believe him when he says he'll still be bros with Landon and Bashir. The shit they've went through over the last 30 days pretty much ensures they're going to have some sort of bond for life. I don't believe for a second he's going to stream or whatever though.
>>219705693I don't understand how he can have such good showings in FT and then immediately go back to despising the wiggers and probably being behind more than half the total anti-jet or markyposts in /ftl/And then a month later he'll be begging or free tokens in chat.He would probably have some kind of salary by now within fishtank if he wasn't this way.
Landon kissed Bingo?
>>219705465you should have him include a picture of his balls too see if they're good for crushing I think
>>219707028Twice, per se
>>219706881you really tried to sneak binx in there huh
>>219707031Can you please develop an outward personality that doesn't include randomly posting pictures of mediocre twitch bitches?
>>219707022i think frank is probably jealous that the wiggers hung around sam long enough for him to help fund a project of theirs
>>219707001berserks pretty mainstream in term of manga popularity
>>219707028Bingo raped Landon literally and figuratively
I love you /ftl/ <3
>>219707053>mediocreyou guys say that about every girl that hasn't had sex with Jet or Ben yet I think
>>219707048its a bitter pill to swallow but its probably Binx who got robbed in season 3, anon. If they kept up the voting eliminations she was by far the best at the social game. If it would have switched to physical I'm assuming Payton would have mogged them all since she was built like a linebacker.
>>219707075FUCK YOU!!! GO TO HELL!!!
>fishtank fans when they see a girl that hasn't been WIGGERED yet
I need to mow grasscleancheck the mailand do other stuffbbl
>>219707075
>>219707100imagine tayleigh with a bbl
>>219707106the true epilogue of s5
>>219707106S5 ended here.
Betty and her possum babies
is tayleigh autistic or just a loser
Clip of alex beating landon up?
Emiru is cute but she's no Vinx or Bimp
>>219707082What does emiru have to do with ft?Why would anyone want to see the creepy live screencap collection you have accumulated?why are you projecting some strawman onto me defensively?
The challenge continuing all night... whatever happened there?
>>219707181he didnt beat landon up. he pushed landon into the corner while landon giggled and said MY GUY
>>219707190The challenges were really crazy, they need a vibe repair.
>>219707190bro after a hectic viberepair night yesterday they needed to recuperate
>>219707190production forgot their bodies also need sleepjust wigger retardation
>>219707190new huh? Hope you didn't pay.
>>219707187you say Emiru is mediocre because she's not a fishtank fan girl that wants Jet's penis in her mouth or whatever so post a girl you think is hot then N WORD
>>219707100she's so frickin' cute bros..
If I was on fishtank I would be like James Drake. Boring as fuck and waiting for production to tell me what to do.
clanging the bell outside of vicky's apartment demanding sex
>>219707172she's trailer park trash from texas so yeah a loser
>>219707233Tayleigh is not a loser.
>>219707190wiggers got tired and needed to go do galaxy gas in the basementwould love to see those retards try and survive in the tank themselves. Jet would crashout harder than Vicky
Why did Bingo kiss Landon? Why not Bongo? Or both at the same time?
>>219707106Where real men cried
>>219707190jet said the night before on director cam that the challenge would start , there would be a sleep period and it'd go on for the day until it finishes. Someone else was saying he said 6pm finish tonight, but i think that might get pushed back due to alex b keeping the house up until 5am+ again.
>>219707242Don't reply to my posts Aryeh.
>>219707249Bingo is a whoreBongo is a good woman who will only kiss her future husband
>>219707204Oh lame
>>219707255But it's already 8pm in SEA.
>>219707257That’s Bashir
>>219707263>So, Twins, which one of you will do the kissing challenge?>Bongo: Bingo>Okay, Bingo?>Bingo: Um, I don't have much experience kissing, but okay>*Bingo pecks Landon*>Bongo: NO, kiss him with more passion>Bingo: B-But... okay... um...>*Bingo goes in for a longer kiss*>*Bingo looks back at her sister approvingly*>*Bongo nods that it was good enough*What is this relationship dynamic called, bros?
>>219707271alex making fun of diamond for being fat while dating this is crazy work
>>219707249kiss challenge. bingo stepped up.
>>219707220I just think you're fucking weird for avatarfagging over a woman like that, and a service would be done to everyone here if you stopped, if only to save us the constant cringe.The retards that lust over specific fishtank girls endlessly are equally bad, I make little distinction and by now everyone is tired of telling them how pathetic they are.
>yfw season 5
>>219707303Pimp and whore
Drake's fake bawling over his dog is the most pathetic shit ever. If this is your guy you should kill yourself.
>>219707321I don't have an avatar N WORD I'm just posting random e girls because it's a random e girl thread for a random e girl show deal with it NERD
>>219707336The twins slurring their words as they walk with their feet pointed too much inwardly whilst twirling their hair with a finger are even more pathetic.
>>219707303idk but it was kind of hot
best moment of the night was bliccy’s underboob
>>219707303it's called Bongo wanting to get her sister more into doing things with guys because SHE has wanted to for years but Bingo stops her in various waysthe whole "cockblock" thing they mentioned multiple times (ATP don't be shocked if Bongo is seen having lunch with Jet immediately after the season)
can we admit he's funny yet?
>>219707344*is cute
>>219707348are they bigger than vimps? we got some impressive titty meat this season between her and Letty.
>>219707336i've been on that mountain top in alaska myself, and let me tell you something, I'll never kill myself, especially as long as James Drake Coleman is here to inspire me to be better.
>>219707085simbal would have annihilated physically if binx hadnt le social gamed him out the moment she could>>219707354burt is hilarious and not entirely unintentionally
>>219707354He sucks and is dragging down the season
>>219707381OUR personal friend James "James Drake" Drake Coleman is a guiding light of self-improvement
When James Drake Coleman was giving those speeches about trying your hardest and never giving up I imagined he was saying it to me and it almost made me get out of bed and go outside for the first time in 4 months
Why are James Drake fags such weird parasocial homosexuals?
>>219707354always has been
>>219707435Love conquers all
kneeg0r cummy pewsay cawk.Black boys in for quite a shock!Super seething cummie rage.Still a virgin chud goy mage. Make the foids shake with cringe and slop.And. Never. ever. ever. Stop.Can I have a job spamming tts to farm engagement now production? ⌒ヽ( ͡° ε ͡°)
>>219707381If anyone should be crying it's Alex B. Did you know someone said hurtful things about his monkeys online?
I imagine James Drake patting me on the back and telling me its all going to be okay and I just need to try harder.
>>219707456Is it just me or is tts a lot shittier this season than it was in the past?
>>219707336Drake constantly overacts as a tell that he's joking around when he's doing a bit. You have to be borderline retarded to not see the kayfabe, give him some credit.
*pulls up in his sick jeep*NO! IF YOU PLEDGE YOUR LOYALTY TO JAMES DRAKE YOU WILL NEVER BECOME G7COULD YOU REALLY BETRAY ME LIKE THIS?
>>219707372Thats Vimp? She looks so much hotter from this angle
I ship Lingo
the ending of the season needs be james drake getting the 50k check while sam hyde appears on the robot and tells him in his jebediah voice "you'll never be the same" and all the freeloaders and wiggers surround him chanting ONE OF US! ONE OF US! and then the screen goes black
The worst thing that's ever happened to Chad is that his dog died of old age
>>219707502Many are saying this
>>219707513The ending of the season needs to be Bongo taking a shard of glass and slitting Bingo’s throat then she slits her wrists after they lose
>>219707475TTS is too loud this season in most rooms, the audience can't hear shit beyond it and neither can the contestants, a lot of good conversations are broken up and lost.I wish more than anything else that TTS had a 30sec break between as the default rather than the 5-10s it is now.
>>219707475most of it is from mints and he's not funny so that's probably why
I'm not a fan of James Drake
>>219707502me on the bottom
>>219707534freeze>i would have done that myself if it gave me the winunfreeze
>>219707517That's not what he said. He said she was still young but she had cancer and she was scared and fighting when she got the needle because she knew what it meant. Only someone who has never had to go through that would just assume he was faking. Something very similar happened to me once and I guarantee I would cry if I started thinking about it too much or talking about it out loud like he was.
>>219707517cancer
The only good tts I can remember this season were>"What a fucking retard">"suicide hehe">random assorted monkey rape ones
>>219707477He's just a fake guy, nothing about him is real. I don't want to watch wrestling.
>>219707565sorry I meant natural causesmy cat died of cancer too it was very sad but she wasn't scared or anything when I had to put her down she was ready I think
>>219707586my bad I don't watch this show ur right
People assuming a man can't cry over a dog really just shows that they've never had a true bond with a great dog. They've probably only had shitty little ankle biter dogs or something. I would suggest something majestic and smart like a shepherd, hound, or retriever. They're true human companions that you actually bond with and thus fucks you up bigly when they go.
>>219707633>People assuming a man can't cry over a dog really just shows that they've never had a true bond with a great dogThey are probably brown
Dogs annoy meAnd they're dumb and smellyJust get a cat and put the litter box in the basement or somewhere you can't smell itWalking a dog and picking up it's shit off the ground is like being its slavefuck that
>>219707475Mints is just SUPER toxic, and spams the same annoying garbage all day. Ben and Jet do too as far as I can tell. But mints does the bulk of the shit spamming.
>>219707661>actually picking up your dog's shitlol what a mark
dogs DROOL cats RULE
>>219707633I cried over my first dog when I was like 12, and my hamsters when I was like 7. Can't imagine doing it as an adult.A few years back I had to put my cat down because it got cancer. Sure, I could've taken the Drake path and wasted 6 months on torture treatment for my own ego, but I'm not retarded. I have a new cat now, and he fucking sucks.
>>219707565>Only someone who has never had to go through that would just assume he was fakingYeah, i had this happen with a dog with cancer and a cat with failed kidneys and it keeps me up at night sometimes years later
Why is this thread auto saged?
>>219707701500+ replies
>>219707688ya I am afraid to get a new cat because my last one was so cool I don't wanna be disappointed
>>219707705Thanks, ya learn something new every day
>>219707701they turned off bots for both 4chan and Twitter
>>219707633>assumingI cried over my dog. James Bateman was fake bawling because he's a sociopath and probably a serial killer.
>>219705321That's because he hasn't he's an actor, not production! ;3
the twins constantly talk about how much their life sucks and we have proof they were sexually abused but they couldn't come up with anything on the fly good enough to mog chad's dead dog story. and i dont care if their story was more gory and fucked up, he made his sound infinitely more traumatizing.
James Drake COLEman raped me
>>219707771And I liked it
i havent been catting since season 5 started
James Drake you're being a real Cole man right now
>>219705321Letty’s face makes me laugh. She was not expecting him to go so hard from the start.
>>219707784neck hole bits are so lame
>>219707633I've only had one dog but he died when i was 5 so i didnt really care, but my cat that ive had since i was like 10 years old passed away two years ago and that shit broke me, I was sobbing in front of the veterinarians
>>219707801Beth is insanely hot and has a really nice body.Shame she's a complete whore with a 50+ body count at age 23 and ruined herself with tattoos, I will never ever understand what women think they look like when they get a tattoo. You look like a pristine wall that has a shithead who graffitied on it.
E girl thread E girl showKick won Cx won
>>219707801WOAH BUDDY IS THAT A NEW 5/10 GIRL WHO APPEARED ON FISHTANK THAT YOU'LL SPEND THE NEXT 8 MONTHS JACKING OFF TO? :O
>>219707852How did Binky not kill herself after seeing this picture?
>>219707844she could be if she worked outshe has fat girl butt her skin complexion bothers me too it makes her ass look dumpy
>>219707852Did Bashir never tell you about The Long March, Jet Andy?
>>219707878probably because she knows she has tight innie holes while letty's looks like a packet or roast beef blasted with a shotgun
>>219707854Nah I don't goon to fishgirlsThat would be weird I think
>>219707801Highest bodycount in fishtank history
>>219707565>>219707602>>219707692hehehehehe. cancer. hehehehehehehe
i may be here but i already left you guys behind
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>>219707502I'm actually jealous and that's funny.
vimp status after the tank? forever binx little whore or total jihad redemption?
What have JC, Smaack and Payton had to say about Season 5?
>>219707918>i may beI may be short but i 10 feet tall
>>219707937/bant/ will track her down and masturbate furiously to her social media pictures
>>219707944>>219707918are these meant to sound like landonisms
>>219707937>or total jihad redemption?She already offloaded all the religious shit out of her brain. Shes a florida rave girl and thats all she will ever be
>>219707937Binx whore
Do you guys think I could convince Bongo to go to Disney with me when she comes to Florida to visit Vimp?
>>219707954It's suzie the black midgets song
>>219708000i didnt even realize the black midget was missing till right now. WTF happened to her?
>>219705367one thingi dont know whyit doesnt even matter how hard i tryprobably remove jet from production and have him as a fish
>>219708014She got a better sendoff than emma
James Drake mentioned yesterday he was thinking of streaming because he has always loved video games.Will getting 3 viewers crush his spirits?
>>219705367Ugly
i hate bingo and i want her to die. i hate bongo and i want her to die. i hate vimp and i want her to die. i hate vicky and i want her to die. i hate emma and i want her to die. i hate laura and i want her to die. i hate suzie and i want her to die. i hate rachel and i want her to die. i hate claire and i want her to die. i hate abi and i want her to die. i hate shadi and i want her to die. i hate tayleigh and i want her to die. i hate trish and i want her to die. i hate summer and i want her to die. i hate ellie and i want her to die. i hate angie and i want her to die. i hate direnc and i want her to die. i hate josie and i want her to die. i hate letty and i want her to die. i hate sylvia and i want her to die. i hate payton and i want her to die. i hate binx and i want her to die. i hate smaack and i want her to die. i hate alexis and i want her to die. i hate turbo and i want her to die. i hate bex and i want her to die. i hate haley and i want her to die. i hate kato and i want her to die. i hate nifty and i want her to die. i hate juliana and i want her to die. i hate bliccy and i want her to die. i hate delaney and i want her to die. i hate betty and i want her to die. i hate leah and i want her to die. i hate mizzy and i want her to die. i hate pearl and i want her to die. i hate kalei and i want her to die. i hate jc and i want her to die. i hate meg and i want her to die. i hate jean and i want her to die. i hate leah and i want her to die. i hate taylor and i want her to die. i hate creature and i want her to die.
>>219708054I'll play Halo with him.
>>219708067
>>219708014>WTF happened to her?nothing in particular, she was booked for a set amount of days and left when she had to. it was when bam's parents were in the house cooking chilithey gave her a cake
>>219707947woah>>219707959because he's not there legit woman moment she would convert within the year if he was into her>>219707980SAD!
>>219707937Dumb whore. Still, it was pretty funny watching her crawl back, I don't hate her like I do with Binx. If she drops the e-whore lifestyle and finds a decent man I'll upgrade her to just "dumb".
