Cleej edition Score: Twins 7 | James 10FTL News:-- finale is happening-- Will James Drake continue his lead or will the twins make a comeback-- alex has returned to argue with burt-- Michael-- Cleejlinks:>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fishtank_(web_series)https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wiki>>219703510
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Which big name creators and influencers will promote the twins after they get 2nd place?
>>219705145Its not fair I deserve love from Bongo but im only 160 lbs and nothing like the 250 lbs fat hairy men shes attracted to
>>219705145thank you yet for getting those two little sluts to finally show atleast some leg, how did it take this fucking longugh
>>219705262Obligatory
Landon has a bingo gf waiting for him but he's stuck on vimp baka
>there are anons here who never kissed a girl but fucking landon did.how are you feeling?
I lost interest in Sam Hydes work when he cried on camera, sorry I'm out.
need something to fap to
>taking a nap>dream I wake up right as the cams switch to Bashir coming back upstairs with a completely different Kaiser Soze level personaYet another funny ending, when all we'll get is Jetslop.
>>219706066I'm losing interest now that he's taking "looks maxing" seriously
Need to breed Letty's pussy
Josie is fighting a random nigger from tiktok next friday
Day 29 | Fishtank Live Season 5 Recaphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P706DXw3HQ
>>219706046https://litter.catbox.moe/1unt3q287odca7ld.webmI'm past the age of being bitter or holding out hope for myself. I just hope landon finds himself some fat midwestern waifu and lives happy.
Where do the screencaps of Frank messages come from?
>>219706046please this was on the level of kissing your grandma
>>219706378this is Bongo's future
>>219706489Neither of them knew what to do, so pretty much. Bingo is a coal burner anyway.
>>219706046clip of landon kissing someone
Really hope there’s a sex challenge for the twins’ sake.
>>219706386>misses the entire conversation with Bashir and Drake in the closet where they're both being buddies while the gay toothbrush shit is going onLame.
>>219705018
>>219706386fuck off jet cockgurgler
>wanting james fake to win so 50 thousand dollars of prize money goes directly to nigger babies>not wanting the twins to win so 50 thousand dollars of prize money goes to tubs of ice cream, undertale merch, drawing tablets and mummified corpse parts of stephen hillenburgplease stop simping for normies you neepy peepy sqeepy ahh faggots, you’re just as gay as burt
>>219706616Bashir should be declared the winner so the 50k can be used for his and Vimp's traditional Japanese Islamist wedding.
>>219706616I want the twins to win just because it's a little funnier, and they don't deserve it.
>>219706616Either winning is an absolute waste honestly. If James Drake realizes he should be with a woman with no kids, I'd say he should get the money.
I’m getting legit post tank depression. Especially just the thought of probably never seeing bongo again. I feel like I want to cry typing this. I sent her some TTSes that I feel bad about.
>>219706386The wiggers should really be helping with recaps. They should be sending this guy footage to work with. His entire recaps are just what he managed to capture himself, mostly on director cam. If he misses something he checks twitter for some clips. The recap ends up being kind of empty. It doesn't make you feel anything, you don't get any kind of a feel for the atmosphere and the dynamics.
>>219706644It was such a trainwreck at times but I really will miss the final 4 dynamic.
don't you EVER swing that hammer at me again
>>219706644The twins are staying after the show to farm TTS and make goo.
>>219706644grim
>>219706660Recaps will just never come close to live viewing.
>>219706679They'll get laid.
>>219706679Wigger goo :(
>>219706644bongo would despise you and be creeped out by you if she ever saw you or knew you paid attention to her
>>219706616the twins have literally done nothing all season. this is the first challenge theyve participated in
>>219706586literally the most kino thing to happen yesterday. cucumberfeet missed an insane amount this season
>>219706437Fishtank.observer
Bongo owes me sex
>>219706782Yes but me first.
Checked out the day 1 recaps and it's time to remind everyone that the official fishtank discord is ran by a discord pedophile tranny Bezo who is a powertripping loser.
Jet just make the twins do something sexy already, fuck. Have a slut challenge or something
>>219706760The worst part is all the restreams being down means that moments like this will be lost forever.
>>219706801run a train on bongo
>>219706660His S2 and S3 ones were good. It’s obvious that he doesn’t care as much now and also has to take care not to get copyright struck though. Killing off the restreams has genuinely nuked their clippers as well. I understand the logic behind it but those 75 people watching on a delisted YouTube playlist were never gonna spend money anyway.
anything happend in the ben ig live?
>>219706851The playlist was so good, man. Now I'm stuck only being able to watch director cam to recap night time, which is often complete shit.>>219706855The Landon/Alex B one? No, he got scared and ended it.
>>219706833>he didn't see bongo thighs
>>219706851The number one problem seems to be wiggers going after restreams which makes clipping impossible. The only footage you have is kick on director mode or whatever you record yourself.In the past if you need a clip you just go to youtube and find the day and go to the exact time it happened and there it is.Jet completely fucked clipping because he is mad that the restreamers have 50 viewers and maybe will make 5 cents from ads.
>>219706878it was the season they wanted to pay clippers too, very weird
When did you realize you were a fishtank fan?
Isn't there supposed to be s5 episode? Did they finally fire AB?
Yeah let's do a finale on a Monday during the day / night. That's sure to get high viewership!
>>219706929AB's been doing daily recaps on their fishtank channel but its been AWOL since day 22
>>219706929Like a week ago they said they were taking them off youtube, probably because they were getting viewmogged by CF, and I guess they're putting them on the site now?
>>219706948I don't pay attention to views but is there really much of a draw for the finale? The core audience for this stream is people who have no lives so they watch daily anyway
>>219706948The season should start on friday and end on saturday. I don't know why this isn't obvious to the wiggers.
>>219706948I don't think it matters anymore.
>>219706929I mean s3 episode
I think my biggest takeaway from this season is my sheer astonishment that Jet ‘Culture Advancer’ Neptune:>Doesn’t read (expected)>Hates people that do>Clearly only just saw Breaking Bad >Lifts ideas directly from /tv/ (see: Bottle Episode)>Thinks Thomas Edison was a fraud>Thinks science should be “making death rays and shit”>Smugfaces over surface level knowledge of metaphysics, drugs and conspiracies What the fuck does he do outside of this? Just sit around doing drugs and listening to shitty music? Does he not realise that it would benefit him greatly to have actual frames of reference to work from when he’s trying to create something avant garde and pushing the envelope? I can’t believe the only bits this season that have come close to succeeding were Mints bits, it’s just astonishing. Mind you, this is the same team where Ben said “We really believe that IRL streaming is the future of entertainment” so I’m not sure what the fuck I’m expecting.
>>219706974You get more paypigs on the weekend, I guess.
>>219706959you're right they've continued on the site. and I guess these digests are replacing the "official episodes" permanently now, what would be the point now that all of the footage was streamed to us and is readily accessible? It would simply be another re-edit.
>>219706959im glad CF wisened up and stopped pushing his face on the videoshis blood games coverage was unwatchable, because half of the episodes were just him showing off his unfunny halloween costume and face
>>219706918They don’t care about YouTube, that’s all. The Wiggers spend all their fucking time on Twitter (post collapse) and somehow act like it’s this new, cutting edge social platform. They want the clips on there because they think the botted numbers are real and they’ll go global.
somehow jet has figured out how to get first dibs on fresh new egirls and we are just sitting here critiquing him, says a lot about him or us
>>219706918has anyone actually signed up for that? the discordlink for it is already down, las I heard Jet was talking about easing restrictions and upping the payout rate: https://whop.com/joined/fishtank-55f4/
>>219707040that fuckin' schnozz bro
>>219707040It's just a shame the actual quality of the recaps has dropped due to the lack of clippers now. I find it far more useful to just watch Kick's director stream on 1.5x now they're letting it run all night.
>So uhhh James, you did exactly what asked of the challenge, and sold it perfectly>But ummm you're an actor, so it wasn't really believable>uhhh twins, you guys did something barely related to the challenge>But you were weird and silly>We gotta give this one to the twins
I think James is an undercover fed investigating the Nepstein accusations
>>219707047Dudes have been getting girls hooked on drugs and taking advantage of them for generations buddy, Jet is just the first person to Epstein on camera so blatantly. In a way, it’s a testament to how badly they’ve failed to make Fishtank more famous because he’d have absolutely been shut down by now if they operated outside of this very small bubble.
>>219707098based
>engages directly with the audience more than anyone, puts hearing and responding to TTS as a higher priority than yapping away in boring nontent conversations with people in the tank>directly engages with viewers, does things they tell him to do>farms TTS for the wiggers, letting people send in TTS to write their names on the goo while the wiggers are sleeping all day>takes goo making very seriously>goes along with any bit, improvs on the spot without hesitation whenever prompted>gets into fights constantly but isn't retarded enough to escalate to a point where they have to be broken up, leading to the most memorable confrontations of the season>not afraid of scaring the hoeshave you thanked him for making season 5 something slightly more than a complete dud yet?
yeah let's make fun of the autistic guy for 4 weeks BEAT HIM TO A PULP BEN
>>219707114ty daddy
>>219707102This season really was like The Wire
Jet Neptune is clearly pushing James Drake. During the beatdown challenge where he did the whole "You didn't try bit" when its literally two girls trying to hurt a big black man. What were they supposed to do? He's just decided they aren't trying off the bat. James Drake barely said anything during the defend your golem challenge while the twins put 100% effort and Jet was planning on giving them the loss and refused to comment.
>>219706976Even starting on a Saturday and ending early-ish on a Sunday is fine.
season 1 - most groundbreakingseason 2 - best atmosphereseason 3 - best conceptseason 4 - ...season 5 - ...Fishtank has peaked and it's only downhill from here
Who was Ben actually talking to in this DM and why would they leak this?
>>219707003Wiggers are proud of their ignoranceJet can't come up with challenges and bits because he hasn't seen anything. He can't do the basics and check out similar shows to learn something. It should be mandatory viewing to watch a full season of Big Brother, Kenny vs Spenny and the kick streams that are in competition.He will randomly decide that he is now into detective shit, but he hasn't seen any detective movie. He'll decide that he is now into LARPing but hasn't looked into DnD. He is dumb and looking into things is gay and lame, so he won't do it.
>>219707156Season 5 wins best casting
>>219707167live by the family guy, die by the family guy
>>219707171>half the cast walks off in a weekWow great cast
>>219707171as evidenced by half the house being previous contestants and freeloaders
>>219707171s5 truly was the best cast, too bad it got wasted on shit season
>>219707171Emma, Anissa and Charity much?
>>219706616well it's too late to change that isn't it? the wiggers fucked up the finale tremendously.
>>219707200That also happened in season 2 and 3. And season 1 had Jon and that was it.
>>219706644Yesterday fucked me up. All we can hope is that the off-season will provide some entertainment
>>219707171Definitely the best users of downtime. Other seasons with fans was just cringy Youtube video and meme discussion and shit. There was basically none of that this season. Only onions person was Bashir the rest were good
>>219707167Cole walked so Bashir could run.
>>219705145They will likely end up sucking on the gunt of one of the paypigs in the basement discord... no way they will go back to being wagies.
>>219706616I can also just choose to not view the world through a /pol/chud's lense.
>>219707200the day this show stops having walk-offs is the day it loses it completely loses its edge.
>>219707150They should have laid Burt on the floor, spread his legs and kicked him in the balls. A light tap would have hurt him more than Drake's slaps and kidney shots. They would have won just for being funnier. On top of that they could have insulted him while doing it so they get an extra point for verbal abuse, not just physical.Twins half ass everything and don't take it seriously.
>>219707167truely got cucked by a muslim that insulted him and his show constantly. actually bigger auraloss than the grooming and raping
>>219706616It's a shame you'll probably never feel love anon. There's just too much hatred in your heart.
>>219707226Mauro
>>219707265Burt would have came instantly, probably not the best idea
>>219707150the challenge was for emotional or psychological hurt as well. all the twins had to do was fake laugh at him until he cried.
>>219706616faggot clown poster
>>219707265There was a moment before they started where it looked like Bongo was considering kicking him in the balls.
say what you want, james drake is literally >simbal but whitefuck binx
>>219707270he saved his show from 3 weeks of the whole house orbiting James Drake
>>219707287Burt is a goofy fag pretending to be retarded. He would have played along and pretended to be in so much pain they would have to give the twins the win.People who think Burt is genuine have lost their minds. He is basically doing what Bliccy does but he is fully committed.
>>219707270bigger auraloss than JD beating his ass?
What are the chances Sam shows up today
>>219707319the irony in you thinking my post is genuine
>>219707334-1
>>219707325probably
>>219707334that ship has sailed, it would be kind of a bad look to just show up at the end when he had nothing to do with the season
>so uh, yeah, we're starting our marathon season finale at 11pm on Sunday night Bravo, Jet
>>219707210>Anissa and CharityYes.
>>219707316he gave us 3 weeks of constant coddling and vibe repairs with the most blatant rigging this show has ever seen
>>219707377the future of fishtank is hags and spergs
does alex b actually have millions in a trust fund that he cant access yet?
>>219707437no
>>219706073
Why make Drake and the twins sleep without mattresses?
>>219707496so it's easier to get the twins up in the morning
>>219707496Neither of them bothered asking any of the freeloaders to bring them a mattress. Yes, they are this stupid.
>9 hours left
>>219707003You can hate Jet all you want but he's clearly one of us. He's a true thoroughbred 4channer from a fucked up family. And his perseverance is admirable. He's climbed himself out of the lolcow pit like Batman in the bane movie. Although he obviously stumbles and does retarded shit like dating a high schooler.
>>219707162Painfully accurate. I can fucking hear him saying it.>yeah, uhhhh… so we we’re gonna keep doing some uh, detective type shit this season but like the audience… the audience keeps saying we’re fucking up the bits so…>[looks at chat]>yeah I’m not gonna watch true detective>why? THAT SHITS GAYYYY BROOO [microphone crackles] fuck, you’re all fucking nerds I swear
>>219707162>Wiggers are proud of their ignoranceBens weird Tombstone obsession is such an anomaly. I can’t tell if it’s genuine or he’s just so irreparably Ironypoisoned that he thinks it’s funny an le quirky to be obsessed with a western
Save some pussy for the rest of us, cocksucker
>>219707559>does retarded shit like dating a high schooler.That's one of the few good things he's ever done, though.
>>219707162it's a very bad idea to watch competing shows because he'll unconsciously copy them
>>219707390yeah now just imagine how much worse it would've been without him there
>>219707304Nah, Lion gave far far more content than Drake
>>219707605Landon won.
>>219707605jet has put on 20 pounds in the face since last week, look at those chubby cheeks
>>219707265Bingo was trying but he was running away protecting his balls. They could've been biting him from the start though. Maybe a better strat
>>219707644I just wanna pinch his cheeks
>>219707644door dashing 3 times a day does that, ozempic is effective but you can out eat it
>>219707162>>219707568I don't think it's that they're proud of their ignorance. It's that they think being ignorant is what cool people do.Jet's a nerd, he just doesn't think he's one. He tripfagged on /r9k/. That's far cringier than anyone into D&D or detective literature/cinema or almost anything else.
watching the vimp dance in the closet again
mints cock
The challenges have actually been good this season. I never really watched the other finales because they always sucked and seemed like Sam was punishing us but they're funny this time
They didn't even do any night challenges?
>>219707559cringe. funded by daddy hyde.
>>219707772challenges resume at 4pm when the wiggers wake up
>>219707316>Binx, vimp, Blaine, Landon, Twins all on bashir's sideWOW THANK GOD NO ONE WAS ORBITING JAMES DRAKE. bashir victim complex retards truly are delusional
>>219707762they needed to give out more money to force intensity
>>219707799yeah. fishbucks would've been immensely useful
>>219707559>but he's clearly one of useww no.My generation of 4channers are white 1st world college educated millenials in their 30s with jobs and wives that used this site to be edgy in the late 2000s/early 2010s. You brownoid broccoli head newfags that grew up on this site is something else entirely. Trolling failures like you and Jet here since you were like 15 is so funny lmao.
>>219707671Once upon a time, maybe they thought it was cool - but these days they revel in it. Jet clearly thinks literally everything other than what he makes (and maybe Sam) is complete slop and both he and Ben are so obsessed with acting ironic that they think they’re free-thinkers for enjoying Family Guy “unironically”. They’re both /pol/brained by proxy into thinking everything is a psyop and that everyone else is just cattle. Jet is unable to interface with art in any meaningful way and when his intelligence is threatened or he feels slighted he reverts to >we don’t give a fuck if anyone watches or, for the fish>we fucking hate y’all we’re gonna fuck you all up, you know what’s gonna happenIt’s just frustrating to watch because they have a platform and enough resources to do some real interesting and fun shit but can’t get over themselves and would rather jerk off over how much their watches and shoes cost.
>>219705018>Score: Twins 7 | James 10what were the challenges?
could you guys please run down the balance sheet for this year?How much did they bring in?How much did it cost?
Mints bussy
remember the market? and how everything was ridiculously expensive? wasn't that funny?
is the finale today? I stopped watching after this bit, fishtank used to be authentic but this fake shit just gave me the ick
This general will have like 5 anons left by next season. These threads have gotten slow.
>>219707891ahh wtfis this real
Bingo's boyish legs
>>219707892The bashcord left after their muzzie got owned.
>>219707840My fellow oldhead, everything you said is correct. They’ll never understand how fortunate we were to have real childhoods without tech and then come here later. I want to say we should find it in our hearts to forgive their rotten streamerbrains and YouTube dialects but honestly, fuck them and fuck post 2016 4chan.
I understand making a fair final challenge between Boingo and Drake is pretty much impossible but I will never ever like these challenges where they judge stuff because it's obvious they can and will rig it. I am torn because on one hand I don't have a problem with them rigging stuff if it makes the most interesting fish stay but on the other hand no one should win or lose 50k because of shit like this.
https://youtu.be/kqw7BxTWJ6Ythis is my gf btw
>>219706634>>219706641but we can all agree that Bashir would have deserved it the least
>>219707892the only thing keeping these threads moving at this hour was the religious faggots arguing
>>219707232>>219706661>>219706644have sex losers
so what do you think revenue is this season?stats a few days ago:17305 * 101101 * 35should be 211585 $ (minus stripe fee)that as a baseline13.890.163 fishbucks spent in total?-2.115.850 ffrom season pass fishbucks=11.774.313 fishbucksbig question is how the stox transfer and old fishbucks play into this.if we assume all of those were sold for 9,99 for 100 that's 1.176.254$that would amount to 1.387.839$, i think the fishtoys were not correctly updated for a while so more on that end. but also a good amount of tts must have come from production accounts.
>>219707934Well, I'm being inflammatory on purpose of course but yeah, the pre/post smartphone internet users are a completely different breed.Logging on intentionally and then walking away form the screen after a few hours was an immense luxury we didn't know it was one.But zoomers have also grown up to hate use "cringe söylennials" since we're not cycnical permadoomers so fuck them I guess. Let them be miserable, we were the last gen to have an offline life.
Has my internet friend Bashir made any post-'tank statement?
>>219707965i feel she is hypno instructing me to goon
>>219707998a lot of tts was production, so probably a bit under a million Id say.
>>219707934old faggots are in reality bragging about using a CP honeypot site during a time when the rest of web wasn't censored to warrant coming here
The only part of bitchtank I watched was its miserable ending where the annoying bitch thought she killed someone and was then declared the winner
>>219708009He declared jihad on Direnc and announced that he got hired as Bam’s shaman.
>>219706878they want you to clip from the site with season pass
>>219708009He made a "peace be with you" post from Bam's car and retweeted a couple of cool video edits.
>>219707998after refunds, stolen credit cards and production is taken out I'd say around half a million
>>219707887The dumbest thing is that he fucking knows they don’t have a show when they half ass these stupid bits and the Fish end up demoralised and half dead. He said himself on Director that he knows Vibe Repair is a meme but the audience isn’t there and can’t see just how lifeless and weak everyone is. If that’s the case - find a fucking balance. Maybe don’t gate food and substances behind a shop that charges $50 for a vape when you’re only paying someone $10 a day. Maybe don’t take a shitload of drugs and wake everyone up in the night whilst you let Mints spam music and TTS. I know it’s LE HECKIN EPIC TORTURE SHOW but surely he realises how unsustainable it is to make your cast entertaining when they’re starving and half asleep? I mean fuck, even Big Brother has a garden.
>>219707998thank you, very interesting i always wonder how accurate the watching now numbers are and how much they are gamed, how much the fishtoys are production trying to hype up people to buying, etc
Remember when charity got slightly too drunk and then claimed her drink got spiked? LMAO
something about this moment still stands out to methem praying with ethereal music in the background, literally surrounded by artfelt like his arc was wrapping up, everything after that is an epiloguehe got what he wanted out of fishtank
https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJa0B4Lg3https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJa0B4Lg3https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJa0B4Lg3
this nigga frank hassle has been active in the chat since like 5am and hes STILL going
>>219708025To be honest, I used to just come here to make and post LOST memes and talk about movies. I also enjoyed trolling Abatap. /v/ always sucked but it was good for recs, same with /co/. I still report pedo shit to this day.
>>219708062scottyrockers…
>>219708038I thought they learned their lesson in S2 or S3 that it's better to actually feed the fish because they become more active?they've been actively starving them this season
I really don’t like Burt or blacks but he is right about women hating bisexual men. If a woman knows a man had gay sex she will get the ick. And I agree with Burt about not simping for a woman. Just because she screams when she doesn’t get her way doesn’t mean the men should give in.
>yeah they told me i could crash here for a couple days, i gotta help out jake or some shit?
>>219707926Yeah
My names jet and I love to rig shows
>>219708049that was one of my favorite moments of the show desu. It felt ominous but also kino. Too bad nothing fucking happened after that because Jet is a faggot
>>219708082>they've been actively starving them this seasonThey haven’t
Gonna miss these retarded oompa loompas bros
>>219708107everyone has lost weight
>>219707934>post 2016post 2008*
>>219708109they're not going anywhere
>>219708109they're going straight in the van
>>219708110none of this will happen
>>219708098Is this retard really coping this hard? 80% of the audience did want Bash to win, you polled fucking paypigs. Paypigs fall into one of two categories, mentally ill simps (twins fans) and mentally ill autistics who can't see through the facade (Drake fans).
I really don't like watching a normie win a show that has a history of letting autistic people shine for once in their lives. I know chad always wins, I don't need it rubbed into my face on a show that was for people like me.
>>219708109They asked for the extension. You bet they'll hop in the sprinter van to escape their sad pathetic lives
>>219708109they need to average their weight out
>>219706833>most hickeys challenge>most bodyhair shaved challenge>sweatiest buttcrack challenge>jumping jacks challenge>handstand challengewhat else
>>219707605sorry anonin real life the tiger gets the autistic girl
>>219708141Sam wouldn't have let this happen because he actually understands this.
>>219707003it's not like most of the fan base, including the majority of /ftl/ (except me) have any real hobbies or read any actual physical books
>>219708110>his ideas are a vacation and a party
who was the loudest snorer through all seasons?
>>219707880>1. LassoDrake - 1>2. Bully the FreeloadersTwins - 1>3. Fire the AudienceDrake - 2>4. Catch the WatermelonDrake - 3>5. Build a DeskDrake - 4>6. Impress Alex BTwins - 2>7. Who can Get the Most SweatyDrake - 5>8 . Defend Burt (Drake) vs. Alex B (Twins)Twins - 3>9. Hurt BurtDrake - 6>10. Smell CheckDrake - 7, Twins - 4 (Tie)>11. Trauma DumpDrake - 8>12. Carpet BurnDrake - 9>13. KissTwins - 5>14 . Model PhotoshootTwins - 6>15. Spin until you VomitTwins - 7>16. Sell a PenDrake - 10
>>219708062L000000000000Lthe frank seethe has been my favourite s5 subplot
>>219707605what a tweeeeeest
>>219708082>they've been actively starving them this seasonNot quite, they’ve doordashed almost daily after like day 4/5. But it doesn’t change the fact that they’re ultimately still underfed and incapable of getting a good night’s sleep. This has definitely been the hate and death season though. After Ben heemed Landon, Mints/Prod followed him around the house for 3 fucking hours playing the Janitor song and TTSing him. Landon is a retard and an asshole but that moved away from Sam Hyde style cartoon evil to straight poisonous bullying. It was grim. Then the next day when he’s miserable and exhausted they fake glaze him and try to “cheer him up” by making him do menial shit again. Then they get angry that people aren’t doing enough. Fucking retards man. I’m mad because I enjoy this show and the concept and it kills me watching a couple of inept drug addicts that jus want to surround themselves with ewhores squandering the opportunity.
>>219708164Rachel almost died without her cpap
>>219708165Thank you
I hope production gives the twins some runner-up pity money if they lose, they actually need the money and they've been fun
>>219708110>people would pay for their own travelfucking hell man, I hate how stingy they are.camping trip is a better idea anyways
>>219708141
>>219708141are you more similar to the twins or james
my threads are doing ironman numbers and i dont care anymore
>>219706500Grim, Dire, even.
>>219708141i'd kill every autist by choking them to death with my bare hands if i had the chance
>BATSHIT LOST
hey little /ftl/ are you having some fun
>>219708110Survival sounds fun in concept, but the reality is that it's just fucking 12 hours of tedium a day unless you've got an expert just directing the retards what to do, or watching low energy retards fail to find food for 3 days and sleep.Kick house is a total mess as a concept, 100 people is far too many to keep track of and you will kick out most of the more interesting possible fish who take a while to be comfortable over loud extroverts who will quit on day 2.
>people are so ironypoisoned they think the heckin edgy le random things she says are hilarious
>>219705018ready to get back to this
id watch them prepare for a camping semi survival style trip
>>219708203haha rape is... le GOOD! hey what the fuck bro, did you just jiggle my freaking tummy?? thats not cool like im uncomfortable now like i think i have to go
>>219708203bliccy is fun
>>219708179If they needed money maybe they should have learned a skill
>>219708194HAAAAAA
>>219708229you're as ironypoisoned as the wiggers
>>219708231whats skills does sam have?
>>219708194they can wear ringslong hair is allowed as long as the intention is not to imitate women
Guy who watches Alex B sleep while thinking of his cock
>>219708109I hope they kill themselves.
this is so gay they just let them sleep all day now they just have a few retarded challenges left. shoulda kept james drake up all night or attacked each other or something. so anticlimactic.
>>219708244did you get that off google?
>>219708118Yeah, you’re right tobedesu. I suppose looking back post ‘08 wasn’t as bad as post ‘16 so I’d sooner have that era again even though it was cancer. I still remember when Tay Zonday shouted the site out in like a Rolling Stone interview in 2007 and I swear shit started tumbling downhill from there.
Josie follows Bashir on Twitter so I'm guessing she was a Bashchad
>>219708141It's the first time a normie chad was ever a contestant. He adapted and overcame and a point was proven (even if Jen and Bet rig it today for the twins) that chad energy allows you to thrive under any circumstance, even on the peepee poopoo torturte stream for maladjusted zoomers.My normie self had his catharsis from this already. I'd be fine with going back to laughing at autistic zoomers in S6 again. They can bring in a loser normie like JD again so they can be bullied out by the edgy, cynical production+cast so losers like you can cheer it on, how does that sound little buddy?
anything info on the next season?
>>219708257we needed a vibe repair night before the final elimination
>>219708269pirate themed
>>219708173door dashing once a day isn't enough to feed a house of a dozen adults their livers are in a state of Autophagy, their energy levels are low and their moods are terriblethey should be keeping plenty of carbs in the house so they have access to quick easy energy when they need it.then they just force feed everyone energy drinks like that'll somehow helpno wonder bingo just lies around and sleeps most the day, her skinny body is just shutting down
>>219708203cowabunga
if spider-man was on fishtank he would do this to your waifu
>>219708141Maybe the autists should have tried harder.
>>219708265She better be, Bash basically called her the essence of fishtank.Bash was a Jociecel before Josie was a Bashtard.
>>219708261yeah
>>219707167Jet deserves his suffering for not rigging immunity properly
>>219708269Famous House 3.0
>>219708262I remember thinking the site was noticeably way more cringe and reddit around 2010 and it disgusted me. back then I was like 17I found this site when I was 12
>>219707601He’s copying Kingcobra
>>219708269jet is going to throw a massive party and it will be the coolest most fun party ever and there will be 100 guests and it will cost 1 million dollars to watch and they will have candy for breakfast
>>219708279why are the speech bubbles in reverse order?
>>219708242>whats skills does sam have?Graphic design, being gay and disappointing his dad
qrd on Antara please? i need to know if my Queen is okay
>>219707601>Cole Dennis is my self-insert...>Hell, I have lots of self-inserts.>I don't.
imagine
>>219708315PONDER THE AROMA
>>219708158True, but it’s no different to someone that doesn’t read deciding to write a book. All the stuff everyone consumes is from someone that likely has hobbies and is at the bare minimum reasonably well read, educated or can at least pull from other media. You can’t position yourself as a creator when you have no fucking clay to sculpt with like Jet.What books have you read lately btw fellow /lit/bro? I just got done with Strange Angel, in between installations from the Barchester Chronicles.
>>219708141>Twins clearly don’t try at all in challenges>Landon turned full white knight and simps for mid e-girl pussyYeah fuck the spergs this season. Let the normie stomp them.
Lol. Lmao, even. You will never be rid of them, Goodson. You made a deal with the devil and now the bill is due!
>>219708269They implied during the auditions it would be more a return to form of hell house and that s5 was going to be more laid back as it was. For example when they saw some freakish on the auditions they'd say they're not fit for this season but maybe the next
>>219706378Not a big fan but I check her streams sometimes and her standup was actually pretty decent.
>Bingo gets called out for being a coal burner>2 days later she kisses a white guySuspicious
>>219708315Looks like he is in the back
>>219708141dude is 36 year old failed actor with two step kids on Jet Neptune's piss and puke show, looks don't always make you a chad
>Landon's first kiss was from an asexual sperg who only did it for financial gainPretty funny tbf
>>219708203You're just not media literate enough to get bliccy. Maybe read some books or watch some classic films and come back to her content in a few years.
>>219708110>house partyJust a blatant way for Jet to get more pussy from mentally ill women
>>219708110>production will have a room they keep running toMaybe just fucking stay in there and watch the cameras instead of scoping your shitty party for grooming targets.
>
>>219708330cringe reddit speech
>>219708343that describes 90% of modern women
>>219708330reads like a kiwifarms post
to be fair you have to have a fairly high quantity of cum in your bloodstream to get bliccy
>>219707162>He'll decide that he is now into LARPing but hasn't looked into DnDThis pissed me off a lot. He wants people to larp but then sets the rules to be so arbitrary and he makes them up as he goes along like the rich kid demanding his "friends" play by his rules
>>219708330What's the new vision exactly?
>>219708336with this audience there is no winning
>>219708286do you realize how ass backwards that belief is? it’s origins are from a time when having gold was considered vain and immodest. the reason for banning this was to negate these negative traits.dressing like bashir is 100% haram by those standards set
>>219708109This is the last day of the twins being the twins as we know them.Once they're back online, the vultures are gonna drop on them and change them for the worst one way or another
>>219708330I would've preferred a rugpull over this final. It'd be more funny.
>>219708066One of my fav boards back then was /x/./x/ was genuinely good pre 2012 ish.It's hard to even put into words how stark the contrast between old /x/ and modern /x/ is. /x/ was perfect for young me to find some spooky stuff late at night. Witnissing the birth of many creepypastas, SCP, slenderman. Some nice real world conspiracies, "true crime" (I guess that's what you would call it today), good horror movie/media suggestions. We all suspended our disbelief a little and had a good time and liked being spooked a little but everyone knew the greentexts were just fiction.Compare that to now: actual conspiritards, teenaged vampire larping tumblr wiicca witches, fags that unironically believe in tarot and magic crystals, time travel/demon/angel/alien larpers. It's hard to fathom how SHIT /x/ is now and how good it was then.
>8 months of planning>half the cast walks on their own>first week is vibe repairs + drinking>half assed challenges>wigger humiliationwhat the fuck happened
>>219708315Later, I will masturbate to this
>>219708303>>219708303>>219708303???>>219708303>>219708303>>219708303
>>219708315Bongo has a cellulited jiggly booty, they should have a jumping jacks challenge so we could hear them clap
>>219708315Bongo is beautiful
>>219708315damn bongo is actually fat as fuck bongo more like burgo
>>219708388That you SonOfAntAnon?
>>219708344to be fair, you need a high iq in order to understand bliccy
>>219708141Apparently it must be shown even in our comfort show that autists will never measure up to even a failed normie. Put the donuts in the bag. grim.
>>219708343good woman alert
>>219708194These are the sort of bad faith arguments that make Bashir look better in a debate. Look at wealthy devout figures from history - jewellery was never just for women and neither was long hair. I don’t support basically anything that is taught in Islam and even I’m tired of these surface level gotcha attempts.
>>219708311not funny
>>219708393they should have a challenge where they wrestle in a pool filled with babyoil
>>219708303Antara doesn't work the weekends. The show's almost over, how didn't you know already?
>>219708388Did you ever John Titor-post?
>>219708330The new vision is that there is no vision, the fuck is he talking about.
>>219708407No, just passionate about old /x/. Never heard that name btw.
>>219708330Why does he think this season is so much different? It was just Fishtank with less challenges, less effort, and less monetary reward for the fish
>>219708336she said a nigger was her celebrity crush and it was clear she didn't understand the romantic implications and thought of it more as being a fan most were concern trolling so they could insert their cuck fetish
I love Fishtank, but I've always found it difficult to participate in the community on here, because, as unlikely as it may sound, my full legal name is Nigger Nina. It's difficult for me not to take certain posts personally, and my feelings about Letty have been majorly complicated by this unfortunate association.
>>219708406fat as fuck? probably on the edge of being overweightshe's lacking muscle though so thats fair
>>219708437it's "budget tank"
>>219708389Cole happened
>>219708443look at those arms shes a giant
>>219708330fishtank fell off mid season 3
>>219708388Is it called /x/ because of the X files?
>frank hassle is a jamesfag.
>>219708429No, that shit is cringe.I made one urban exploration thread where I exploired a local burnt down hospital where I posted pics and greentext in like 2010.
>>219708435Great story. McMurdo Station, Antarctica. There's a YT vid on it:https://youtu.be/dgmeHcI1MlI
Behold, Sam Hyde's failed project.
does anyone here know how to get pussy?
>>219708406She was 200lbs at one point so she looks a little fatter but she’s 150lbs now (probably down to 140 after this season).
>>219708276I think you're partially correct but a big part of it is also these zoomers can't feed themselves like theyre used to without takeout, doordash and gas station access. Also the scheduling doesn't seem conducive to cooking and meal times.If I'm in control of the show someone needs to be tasked with making one meal a day, production provides another. Give them shit like rice and bread and frozen veggies free but make the market work for ice cream, candy, hot pockets, frozen pizzas and doritos etc. Doordash only if they succeed in a challenge or deserve it and only once a day.Give them liquid IV and gatorade after drinking too. Ideally before bed.
>>219708471Those eyebrows are insane
>>219708336>>219708343She's all over the place on that topic.First said that she would be ok with no guys ever, then said that she almost lost virginity to a black guy she was in talking stage with. Later said more or less that she sees men only as gene donors for making children with once she's "ready for a family". The only thing I believe from Bingo is that she doesn't want her sister to leave and stop providing for her.
WHERE IS THE RV STREAM TRAILER
top 5 fishes from euro and other weird places ftl? mine is as follows i think1.Bashir2.Cole3.Alex B4.Jon5.Burt
>>219708330I'm always open to them trying new stuff, but this season was attempting to find how little effort they need to put in for a payday
>>219708478a week or so ago she was 143 and bingo was 93
im with rl stine and were smokin
>>219708406thats just extra nutrients
>>219708465Imagine being a nontent josie ripoff fan
So uhhhh when is the content? The vibes sure doesnt feel like final day
>>219708467Gotcha. I watch a lot of UrbEx on YT.
>>219708463No. X is the unknown in mathematics.The primal fear is fear of the unknown. Hence X for the spoopy board.
>>219708458Manlet lanklet>>219708462Truke
why is his name james drake and not james
>>219708268>that chad energy allows you to thrive under any circumstanceThe problem is, he was a Famous House guy and Ben kept him around. Of course the guy who is taller, more athletic, stronger, better looking and more socially well adjusted was going to thrive in a house full of complete spastics. What did anyone else expect? And saying this as someone that like Drake, he never had the entire house turn on him or even have any Freeloaders sent after him specifically. He’s had a relatively easy tank, all things considered.
>>219708483this month must have been crazy for bingos autistic brainwonder if any of the fishtank affects her daily routine back home
>>219708388Reminder Sodaman is one of the faggots responsible for turning /x/ so gay
>>219708421Haven't been watching, is laura still there?
>>219708504Vibe repair sleep then they’ll eat their morning vibe repair breakfast before the challenges start again.
Jet absolutely hates the fact that fishtank fans are online autists just like himHe's always wanted it to be something more but that will never be the case
>>219708511for actor recognition purposes
>>2197084851. Shinji2. Vance3. Binx4. Freddie5. Alex B
>>219706046reluctantly, on a reality show, because she had to to win 50,000 dollars
So are you guys ready to see a normie beat 2 autistic poor girls toddy?
>>219708511It's James "James Drake" Drake, actually.
>>219708526no
>>219708483She was pretty against having kids when she was doing laundry with Vimp. Saying people who bring new life into this fucked up world are evil.
>>219708417It’s a fact that he is though. If everyone is constantly grappling with interpreting Christianity through a modern lens, then why is this archaic thinking from Muhammad (a full on man btw) not scrutinized more closely and reexamined? For example, in the Bible when God forbids tattooing - it’s referring to a very specific form of self-mutilation that was prominent among pagan cultures at the time. Similarly, gold was considered haram by Muhammad’s standards because the pagan cultures in pre Islamic Arabia was known for its excess and vanity. It’s 2026 now and if being humble strictly means not wearing any gold, then how serious is the religion really?
>>219708511Why would you not go by James Drake?
>>219708546bingo is hate and death pilledshe needs a beautiful miracle growing in her womb to reset the jew brainwash
>>219708544Good. I'll tune back in.
>>219708535Yea and it’s going to be great. They should have tried harder if they wanted to win.
>>219708485I think I still have to put Cole higher just because he had the good sense to see that the wiggers hated him. While I love Bashir for sticking it out so long, if you don't walk then the wiggers have won in some sense. The ultimate fish would be someone who can get shit on the whole show by the rest of the cast while being entertaining, last to the point they are critical to the ending, and THEN walk. A Cole Bashir hybrid.
>>219708388>Witnissing the birth of many creepypastas, SCP, slenderman>now: actual conspiritards, teenaged vampire larping tumblr wiicca witches, fags that unironically believe in tarot and magic crystals, time travel/demon/angel/alien larpersnew x is so much better
>>219708528Well you gotta repair the vibes, ya just gotta!
>>219708535I hope he physically hurts them with no remorse
>>219708538The joke is a subtle reference to how fake he is. There is an idea of a James Drake; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real him: only an entity, something illusory. And though he can hide his cold gaze, and you can shake his hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense your lifestyles are probably comparable... he simply is not there.
>>219708556welcome back
>>219708519I think any board's state is always 100% the fault of this site's staff.They're the only ones with the tools to shape board culture and what they don't delete is desired.That's how I learned to view 4chan as a community. Ever since moot left and staff faded into the background, it got worse. Remember public bans with custom ban messages? Remember staff, including moot, actively posting in threads? Hell, moot even replied to one of my posts on /b/ back then.4chan had an actual community with an identity at some point. Now it's just some grey concrete hall where individuals can yell profanities into the echoing halls.
>>219708276>>219708479I’m not sure if this happens on US Big Brother (or wherever you’re from) but in some seasons of the UK one, the house would have to sit and decide as a group what they spend the shopping budget on for the week and it would create almost guaranteed tensions every time. It forms some bonds but also creates arguments over essentials and if anyone gets any special requests. It’s such a simple thing but also guarantees the house is fed and able to still compete whilst creating drama too.
>>219708584how old are you?
>>219708560you people are embarrassingis it too hard to go do something with your life?
>>219708584the mods got old too, 2008 was 18 years ago
I hope the DOMS have set in from the watermelon challenge.
>>219708165i feel like 3,11,12 and 16 should have gone to the twins
It’s going to be really lame today when Blane and Laura come back.
At absolute minimum, they have to do a fake out ending, right? Wait for the twins to get a single point ahead, and abruptly declare an end to the contest. I want to see Drake upset for once. If he can hold it together he gets 2 points for the secret "don't be a sore loser" challenge.
>>219708513maybe it’s time the freaks n’ geeks start leveling themselves up
>>21970859533. Started browsing /b/ in 2008 when I was 15.
can you blane me? please?
>>219708593The British Big Brother theme is probably the most kino theme in all of televisionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8f9dFZC3Hc
>>219708535my guess is they're going to try to keep it neck and neck by switching between physical and oddball challenges based on the concurrent scoring
>>219708612I feel like you’re wrong and thankfully the judges agree with me. The twins are incapable of speaking and will lose all challenges like that and even discounting Bingo not getting a rug burn the James Drake one was better.
>>219708513>More socially well adjustedhe can't hold a meaningful conversation with anyone. everything he says is a cliche. he has no original thoughts, no genuine sense of self. how is that well-adjusted?
wake them the fuck up already it's the final fucking day
>>219708485(In no particular order)FreddyShinji Direnc Luke Tj
>>219708475say cowabunga and then grab it, she'll be uncomfortable at first but if you do it long enough she'll stop resisting
>>219708622Cool manI was in the '02 irc with mootykins and Snacks before they made this shitty website kek>last online 11 years agoLe sigh
>>219708479I think they literally need a dedicated cook to cook 1-2 meals for the fish everyday. then just make plenty of snacks available to keep their energy topped up (bags of chips, granola bars, yogurt, w/e)the wiggers are fat retards that don't understand that other peoples metabolisms work completely differently (I say this as a fat retard)having someone that can setup an IV drip is a great idea too, Bingo would've been able to recover 10x faster if she was on an IV drip
>>219708584This happened everywhere including in physical communities, societies and entire countries. Politicians always lied but they were still part of the countries they lead, now they don't even pretend they represent their countries and those who do at least pay lip service to that ideal like Trump are demonized.
I hope they do what they did with Letty in season 1 and give the twins a smaller check too if they lose. I really don't want to see them go back to abject poverty just because they couldn't beat a almost 40 year old chad.
>>219708529The worst thing is, it could be, but he’s an inept, flabby drug addict with a narcissistic personality disorder
the twins will win.
>>219708628*blocks your path*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0v_Ckb0xAY
>>219708606True. But they could've passed the torch to people who care. I'm still active on a lot of smaller image boards and old school forums and 4chan is the only one where the administration is this shadowy, anonymous force with 0 personality. I think it's odd how accepting the modern anon is of unnamed, bot-like jannies just deleting threads / banning people from behind the curtain.
>>219708593this happened the first night with the hostage negotiations and vicky manipulating everyone to use the 20$ budget on getting her kratom
what’s the most up to date johnny neptune lore? is he alive? is he married to jet’s mom? do jet and joopy talk to him?
>>219708485Cole, Bashir, Jon are definitely top 3 for me, TJ, Freddy, Burt are all still in the mix.
>>219708641Does New Jersey, Florida, and the Midwest really count as weird places?
>>219708528I hope they do some vibe repair challenges
>>219708584>I think any board's state is always 100% the fault of this site's staff.>They're the only ones with the tools to shape board culture and what they don't delete is desired.Absolutely true. I think the current team of staff are just completely disconnected from how the site used to be at this point. They have no frame of reference for imageboard culture because post-cancer 4chan is the only imageboard they've ever known.
Burt should win
>>219708650>$50,000 before taxes split between two peoplebro winning is not going to pull them out of poverty for more than a few months either
>>219708656They've been consistently trailing Drake, production's golden boy. They aren't winning shit, unfortunately.
>>219708330I long for the day when someone else takes the fishtank idea and does it better
>>219708612No, they've had some very friendly judging already.
>>219708679this, it's like Jet forgot that the joke in S1 was that the amount of prize money was specifically set to not be life changing in any way
The Hurt Burt challenge alone saved this season for me.
Alex hasn't moved for hours. I'm assuming he's dead
>>219708675To be fair, this is also true for like 99% of the userbase so trying to enforce a pre 2016 , let alone pre 2008 4chan right now would be kinda pointless.I think modern newfags who strated lurking between 2016-2026 like it here because they don't know it any different.
>>219708685the twins will win
>>21970867590% of all admins, mods, jannies and politicians everywhere are completely compromised by interests hostile to the communities they admin.
>>219708635twins had more rugburn than james, drake gave the pen away for free, twins story was more traumatic, fire the audience I can see going either way
>>219708685By the end I think pretty much everyone but Ben had switched to Bashir.
>>219708465He knows James would destroy him so he acts like he likes the guy in case Jet gives him a call
Who plays their respective characters the best out of Burt and Bliccy?
>>219708550Eh, the Koran is no different, really. There are clusters of scholars all reinterpreting it in different ways and some of them are essentially being the Islamic equivalent of alt right manosphere grifters. People should just read the texts and interpret them as best they can and live their lives by that if they so wish. Any fair God will see you had good intentions even if you were misunderstood or misled. People just like pearl clutching.
>>219708709>assuminghoping
One of the highlights last night was benleaks crying about how any single challenge they did was rigged against the twins because they are useless.
>>219708650It’s FishtankI’m tired of this moralfagging that it’s about who “deserves it more”. Just do the silly retarded challenges and whoever excels wins.
>>219708330dont even care anymore to give him the hatred he deservesits over little buddy
>>219708730i'd say burt because his character is alot more intensive and gets attacked more
>>219708715I pray to Allah for you to be right
a toast! a toast to the fishbowl!
>>219708730I think Burt is the funnier character but Bliccy is better at it and has a harder character.
>>219708723yeah after he left and they realized oh wait this kinda sucks actually
>>219708730Bliccy
i'll be glad when it's done because i've rotted my brain watching this season and been lazy as fuck
>>219708328>>219708344ironypoisoning
>>219708730Bliccy breaks character all the time, although Burt's is just an exaggeration of himself so it's easier to roll with.
James Drake doesn't get enough credit for being smart and mentally resilient. Sure, he's handsome, decent sized, knows how to fight and is socially skilled but all the weird and mean shit he's gone through by being on this show would make a lot of people crack, especially a normie that doesn't know what to expect from a place like le hellhouse. His long game thinking (he knows when to pick his battles) and strategtic self-restraint is beyond impressive. Just goes to show that being firmly secure in yourself and knowing what you are and aren't capable of can get you through a lot. If anything, seeing a well rounded normie compete so well in an envoirment like this has made me relflect on my own flaws and hang ups that are perhaps unknowingly handicapping me in normal working society.
>>219708690like what?
Still laughing at sociopath James Drake actually beating the fuck out of Burt.
>>219708746bliccy is never attacked because her character consists of mumbling vaguely unorthodox or contrarian things while drinking in the corner with her tits out
>>219708606It was incredibly fucking grim to learn from the 4chan leaks that there are early-mid 20sonethings who are Jannies on this site. On my main board a general that’s been around since at least 2010 kept getting deleted and people had to cry to Rapeape to get him to do something about it. I have no doubt that it was one of those zoomers that were deleting it.
Outside of his rivalry with James, Bahsir was boring as fuck. I don't see how we would be in any different situation with him there as opposed to James
>>219708711Interestingly enough, 4chan is 1/3 less active than it was in 2019 and has been actively shedding users since the peak from 2015 - 2017. Several boards have pretty much completely died in the last 10 years, going from thousands of posts per day to less than 10.
>>219708706that was crazy… we almost got to watch that happen to ben though, so I’m pissed at burt
>No Sam>No Frank>No Fatty>No Freddy>No hope
>>219708706https://x.com/foster_ftl/status/2043553586093904208I don’t even hate Burt but this was hilarious. Easy highlight of the season.
>>219708767I've been drinking every night for a month but I figure it's fine to go on this ride once a year
>>219708745Landon laughing at it is great
>>219708788It wouldn't, that's why everyone wanted James vs. Bashir.
>>219708768enjoying your new cool word, retard? having a fun time?
>>219708794The only one of these guys I'd be okay with seeing is Freddy
>>219708511because james is jimmy
>>219708779I’ve been waiting for the dox to come out that he beat his last wife. I swear the Wiggers must have done some protection work on him because his OpSec surely can’t be that good, but he’s clearly got deep seated violent tendencies, potentially a drink problem that he’s trying to stay away from too.
>>219708776literally the only thing he had to deal with were middle school challenges and nigger tts
>Season 1>Season 3>Season 5>Season 2>All spinoffs>Season 4facts
>>219708745kek
>>219708807That slow walk up right into a gut punch was the hardest ive laughed since the landon raping
>>219708807That second hit was gold lmao
>>219708745NO NO HELP ME AHHHHH
>>219708836>Season 3 and 5 over season 2Nice bait
>>219708315the thigh difference is crazy
>>219708792Interesting. Didn't know that.I bet the latest captcha improvements killed a ton of bot posting too.
>>219708832Can courts seal records for domestic violence? People found his DUI almost instantly.
>>219708638It's obvious he keeps a lot close to the chest because sharing too much makes you vulnerable. The fact that he sold the dog story and didn't dwell on the divorce was a smart move on his part.
One kiss from Bingo or Bongo > a hundred kisses from Vimp/ Letty/ Binx
The season would have been so good if anyone just came up with a list of challenges for every day, and wiggers kept their meltdowns to themselves. They shouldn't be having meltdowns in the first place if they have things planned and challenges are happening. Once you have challenges the contestants just do things on their own and don't need any more guidance.You can split them up into two groups and make one team wear red and other team blue, and provide zero other instructions, and there will be fights and muh content.
>>219708877one hug from jc
>>219708858thank (you)
>>219708862Bongo stole the thigh nutrients
>>219708788It's the difference between watching aesthetic high concept Japanese cinema and a shitty hollywood movie starring a gay model.
>>219708877Kiss from Bongo(on my cock)
Please do a hurt Alex B challenge today.
>>219708834No. For example, I think one of the most underhanded things they've done to him ia trying bait him into a fight so he gets kicked.
>>219708491Dude, season 4 was the most phoned in retarded and low effort dogshit. A good portion of the season was in a fucking basement. The entire cast was tryhard spergs. Stop eating dogshit. Season 5 is a return to form and is picking up where famous house left off.
i love bliccy ):
>>219708881I just don't understand why they removed fishbucks. Being able to win a couple of hundred bucks a day was appealing to the vast majority of fish, and made it easy to run challenges daily that most fish would compete in and thus cause drama with.
>>219708330What is this new vision exactly?Regular Fishtank with less effort?
>>219708807Notice Letty's vs Vimp's reaction.
>>219708907This is the humiliation poop show
>>219708907Where do Greg Araki movies fall under this dichotomy
>>219708929>A good portion of the season was in a fucking basement.Very misleading, This was by necessity and the season was shut down for good not long after they got to the basement anyway.
>>219708920James beating the shit out of Alex B would be the most satisfying thing of the entire season to watch.
good morning
>>219708929>return to form>famous houseplease let this be bait
Bingo scoffed down that bowl of noodles so fast earlier tonight in the wardrobe. It was kind of impressive
>>219708706Letty had a fountain in her pants
Fishtank is more like a Takashi Miike film
>>219708948Vimp fucking hates burt right now for what he did to her toothbrush and panties
>>219708940less effort = higher profit margins
>>219708962good morning simbal
>>219708920Alex B would bite his tongue and die because he wouldn’t stop talking for 2 seconds before he gets punched in the gut.
The goo is gonna be used right...?
>>219708646These newfags think rule32= being a child fucker
>>219708315
>>219708951That only makes the contrast more artistic and thought provoking.
>>219708471Jet was Sam’s Fish
>>219708807none of them even view burt as human
>>219708971fishtank isnt even close to the kino that is ichi the killer
>>219708975
>>219708990lynchian
Once again, the winner of the cell does NOT win the showThe curse remains(season 1 doesnt count cause of the bullshit loophole)
>>219708989I mean rule 34….not 32
>>219708988lol no, it's food for the dumpster
>>219708988You bet your ass they will do a "sell goo to the audience" challenge and the twins will win that because paypigs
>>219708936I wouldn't be surprised if it's because it's too hard for them to track who received how many fishbucks and then going through the trouble of getting them paid. Too much work, they like to just ghost people after working with them.
Fishtank is a Beat Takeshi movie
>>219709014Vance won the cell s1
>>219708471begging kick for money was so pathetic
One major takeaway the wiggers need to learn from this season is stop the soundboard slop on directorcam and make mints use music about 50% less than he currently does. It's pretty cringe most of the time.
i miss bashir
>>219709025fuck you.
>>219709033take mints away from director
>>219709019>>219709018Not like this goo bros....
Fishtank is a John Waters movie desperate to believe that it isn’t
fishtank is like a steven spielberg movie
>>219708988Jet said it's being sent to basement telegram paypigs as a thank you
>>219708964>>219708957It's supposed to be a high production show not sperghouse/torture house. Season 4 was milking spergs season. The premise of famous house tricking normies and playing TTS off as AI was genius and it was great. Eat literal dogshit. We got greats like Alex B and burt from famous house literally every contestant from season 4 was doo doo dog shit Sam Hyde sperg wannabes.
>>219709033the "awwww" soundboard are always good
https://x.com/itaneverjover/status/2043678196697080132https://x.com/itaneverjover/status/2043681692913635363How much galaxy gas was Jet huffing before he posted this?
fishtank is like a david simon tv series
>>219709033>wiggers>learning
>>219709033Imagine still thinking they learn anything
not enough people talking about how most of this season is just recycled ideas including returning freeloaders this isn't sustainable for future seasons without running out of steam quickly
>>219709033Family house and the challenges were appropriate, everything else didn’t fit.
Imagine a world where there was no candy recount.Bashir wins immunity because landon is retarded and would get less points than james.James demolishes landon in blindfold watermelon head golfBash v james final
>>219709045what would mints do otherwise?
>>219708638He says just enough to people and delivers enough platitudes that they think he’s a nice guy and he likes them. He also plays his cards close to his chest so he keeps up his shield. He’s socially well adjusted in the more cynical ‘social game’ kind of way. Retards like Landon or Bashir are on very other areas of the social spectrum, so Drake is considerably more well adjusted than them. JD was up there but carried too much of an air of catty condescension to ever inspire trust in people.
>people are still coping and pretending Taylor is ugly just because she dumped their autistic self insertyikes!
What am I supposed to do when the show ends?
FUCKING FAMILY GUY
What am I going to do after tonight? Going back to a Fishtankless world. Even if the show is slop or shit its nice to have the comfort checking in on the fish whenever I want
save yourselves the headache bros the wigger literally never learn
>>219709029Did he? didnt Josie, Vance and Letty all walkout together? Maybe my memory is wrong
>>219709094Do whatever you want. You'll be free
>>219709016I figured Ur good m80I stopped giving a fuck looong ago those place is a shell of its former selfHad some fun last year re-living the old Habbo raidsIt was nothing like the original, lost its lusterThe LOIC got coopted into glownig shitI smoked a blunt with the Feds at OccupyIdk bro a lotta people blow this Internet shit way outta proportion & take shitposts FER SRSCringe IMOLater, o7
>>219709033It's been YEARS. They will NEVER learn from their mistakes. They have proven they are incapable of improvement many times.
>>219709045Actually yeah, that
>>219709016>34….not 32
>>219709087get high and fuck bitches
>>219709103He did
>>219709085Florida toilet whore experiences toilet withdrawals
>>219709085She was mid…. Chubby girl with tattoos and piercings..
>>219709062I agree with your original sentiment about s4, I was just pointing out that the bit about the basement was misleading, which it was. Stay mad at 10am.
>>219709094we're watching Jet's RV arc
>>219709066Jet thinks doing fun challenges is "forcing content" when he fucking tells them to "be interesting" and to clip farm every night
>>219709107this*place tf not those
>>219709063No, they're not.
>>219709033Cameraman should be used 75% less and music on director 85%
is this girl chopped she look like bongo bingo
Has shadi ever apologized for stealing Duanye’s bacon
>>219709109its priced inear outi fear we are takin the w
>>219709134Would
>>219709025Absolutely fucking NOT.
>>219709134lip piercingschopped
>>219709082Suck off gassed out wiggers in the basement when they're drunk and angry
>>219709144same probably she watches fishtanklive btw
Whats your guys thoughts on season themes? I personally think its only up sides, it gives everything a good vibe, give it a bit more soul. And with challenges they can use it as a tool to be able to generate ideas from that theme.
Imagine Shadi sitting on your face with her big nigger ass
>>219708881>You can split them up into two groups and make one team wear red and other team blue, and provide zero other instructions, and there will be fights and muh content.This exactly. It's not that hard to get retards acting retarded. Goo room was a good example, absolutely terrible mints idea on a base level but all they had to do was lock Bashir inside and tell the other retards to get inside, caused blood to be drawn eventually. Way better than the shitty RP stuff they try.
I still cant believe vimp and landon hooked up. She wouldnt even touch him before but she took it all the way last night. Im guessing its a mixture of feeling sad bashir is gone and getting drunk.
>>219709157Yah>>219709166Nah
>>219709124Season 5 and he's still unaware that "forcing content" is what his job is supposed to be
>>219709161>nip piercings>covered in cat hairvicky but 5 years younger?
>>219709163It’s good since like you said it lets them theme challenges around the theme and the theme also makes the setting more memorable when it’s visually distinctive. The S5 house is completely bland and unmemorable.
>>219709066I just cant with this retard anymore, any hope of him managing to make a good show is a pipe dream. we can only hope someone that isn't a wigger takes the concept of the show and runs with it
>>219709185his job is to ragebait retards with access to their bank accounteverything else is someone elses fault
>>219709185He hasn't even figured out what the show he's running is supposed to be yet.
>>219709161omg, a girl that watches fishtank live?!?! sign me up!!!
What's Jet's vision for the show?
>>219709192Yep agree with this 100%. I just can't see any downsides to having a general theme that the show is based around. Makes it way more memorable.
>>219709191vicky has nip piercings? that girl is ugly as fuck compared to vicky though.
>>219709175>landon and vimp hooked upWHAT??
Why did people get so upset about the averaging? It’s literally fair.
>>219709192this seasons theme was "weekend at airbnb"no water on the floorno fightingno loud musicclean up before you leave
How can James Drake win this when he's at 75% power (after rest) but the Twins are at 400%?
>>219708807>Jet's shit eating grin
>>219709124You can't tell a cast to "be interesting!" or "make content!" all you get is forced cringe. What you have to do is have good challenges ready and ask the cast to be high energy and outgoing in them.
>>219709161Absolutely would, and it would be unbelievably filthy. You just know.
>>219708138lol
>>219709223Hell yeah!
>uh yeah Bongo you would have won this one but I arbitrarily decided to average you with Bingo without letting you know beforehand so you lostThis has happened twice already. The real score is 9/8 to the Twins.
>>219709232because it flip-flopped without the judges saying so, it left the twins confused on how to approach the challenges together
>>219709230Yeah it was last night. They went into dorm bathroom while the challenges were going. In there for a long time, at one point letty turned her head to the door like she heard something. They came out all giggling and stuff.
>>219709224traphouse
wonder if bongo would be my wife i could take care of her and she can stream or whatever she can also bring bingo if she wants to
>>219709242Bingo needs 18 hours of sleep, 10 redbulls, and 8 caffeine pills to access 10% power.
reminder:>being horny is awesome>having sex is awesome
>>219709248probably
>>219709260CLIP?? did this really happen or what
>>219709131Probably true. I don't know the exact amount but there was too much cameraman. Just place the cams better for fuck's sake. How many times have they set up a big room? They know cameras can be adjusted, right?Also mints sucks shit on the PTZ
>>219709255bro, they had challenges where 2 of them could do stuff. They failed the build a desk challenge and James is just 1 dude lol. It's definitely fair if there are 2 of them.
Fishtank is a Cronenberg movie
>>219709272being asexual is awesome
>>219709260
>>219709255>>219709257But it only happened with the two challenges involving things happening to your body. There was no reason to believe it wouldn’t apply to the rug burns if it applied to the sweat.
>>219709085Why did she never provide any proof of TJ cheating on her?
>>219709137No the fat druggie ho thinks she was entitled to leech food
>>219709287they should just not give points if one of the twins stays passiveaveraging the two is gay but so is one of them doing nothing
>>219709260God damn dude Landon fucked Vimp's pussy in the BATHROOM???As if his ego needed more boost... baka.
>>219709084the fact remains that he is incapable of holding a meaningful conversation. he's not being vacuous on purpose, that's just what he is. he has no hobbies to fall back on, no introspective capacity to give him any sense of depth. even when he's speaking from personal experience he sounds like he's just reciting lines. bashir is more well-adjusted in the sense that he has more fully integrated his social self with his public one. you can take him or leave him, but either way it's not because he's lacking something to bring forth. the same can't be said of james.
>>219709175>>219709260Did this actually happen? Or is this just fan fic?
>>219709282
James Drake Coleman taught me how to be a man
>>219709315What do you think?
>>219708315Damn Bingo lowkey caked up
I cant wait to see jdra and his fans freak the fuck out like sore losers when the twins win. If he couldnt even forgive bashir for him losing his cool and apologizing i dont doubt he’ll be even more petty when two autists take 50k from him
>>219709312What an awful read on James. He's mentioned his hobbies mutiple times, they just don't become his personality.
>>219709330grim
>>219709185I thought the show was for him to get some young pussy… and old lmao.
>>219709218Why is she doing such a sexy and attractive dance?
>>219709304how would she do that?he got caught flirting with onlyfans girl in DMsit's on his devices not hers
>>219709276shes got that trailer park domestic violence call phenotype
>>219708315Would
>>219709315she was showing her asshole to the camera last night so i believe it
>>219709335It's been rigged for the twins from the start. I've already prepared myself for that outcome and I wouldn't be upset at the twins winning.
>>219709315yes but it wasn't on director cam so I don't think anyone clipped it
>ozempic causes osteoporosisJet is going to be hosting Fishtank in a wheelchair by S6
>>219709272jet buddyyou had a highschoolertongue your anus
>>219709287building a desk is a male activity. women are biologically less capable of building things and everyone knows it.
>>219709351How did she find the texts to begin with? Did she not think to take a picture of it with her phone lol
>>219709337>>219709312just because James isn't a literal NEET autist trust fund baby doesn't mean he doesn't have a soul. He has repeatedly shown to be a genuine good guy multiple times. I've known people who just aren't very talkative and have similar personalities, if you just go fishing/camping with them they will be in the zone and having fun.Not everyone is a yapping autist.
klaus tried to rape benleaks
>>219709330you're acting like Cole man right now
>>219709362I sincerely hope there's a family guy trivia segment worth 20 points
>>219709161pug face, no offense
>>219709369Idk TJ probably wasn't good at hiding it because he's a dumdum But yeah girls don't really collect evidence like that they just freak out and cause a scene when it happens
>>219709337hobbies like boxing? give me a break. >they just don't become his personalitywhat personality?
>Today ends the fun on this boardHow are we feeling bros?
James Drake Coleman lifting the fatties of /ftl/ out of their misery
>>219709406RV stream soon
>>219709232it’s not being enforced for half of the challenges
>>219709373Benleaks was asking for it shouldnt have been wearing his mom's skirt like that in public
>>219709411Can’t wait to see Bongo on them getting plapped by Ben while Vance fucks Bingo
>>219709406I love making goo
FOR ALL THE MOMS OUT THERE!!!
>>219709371i don't see any good in him. constant shallowness leads to evil.
>>219709406wild that /ftl/ has retained the same amount of activity while board traffic overall continues to slide
>>219709406Im sad, /bant/ has a very evil and dark feel to the threads and it doesn't help that some guy posts cheese pizza when he gets upset or whatever. the /tv/ threads are just so much better, I hate they cant keep them up all the time.
>>219709398>have a tight sex kitten>throw it away for OF whoresTJ deserves being cucked and dropped. Taylor was sexy af in blood games.
>>219709398>It's actually quite normal for a girl publically flaming her ex-boyfriend for allegedly cheating to not actually provide any proof of said cheatingSome sage wisdom from Klaus
>>219709431He isn’t shallow though he’s shown his emotions all season
>>219709438when did taylor ever cuck him
>>219709437Why would you want to be here all the time
>>219709406I dreamt I was the twins' teammate and got a hug from bongo. This show is unhealthy
Where can I find Letty's sex tape?
>>219709438Gemma tried to seduce him with her sweet caramel colored pussyShe's a bad woman
>>219709433Retard ftl has clearly fallen off big time
>That's it for the night, sleep and come see us in the AM. Show ends tomorrow night.It’s 10:30 AM btw
>>219709287Bingo needs to be told what to do, but at the same time Bongo isn't really a good manager of her or delegator of tasks. They're doomed.
drake fellators are fucking weird dude
>>219709464do you love your mom?
>>219709478jet is making the show for indians so you gotta take their time into account
>>219709455look at her. When didnt she. She probably flirted with guys in front of her all the time. I dont know why people think of her as some saint because she was a hot hirl on the show. She is a typical blonde party girl slut. Hey may have been chatting up people or a just talking to friend but you juts know how she acted. And if you dont then you need to date more.
zesty punjabi
What will bringing Laura and Blane back add to the show today?
you know what? i hope james d. wins fuck it total normie victory
>>219709364Anyone who takes ozempic is a stupid tool fr. So many terrible side effects and they're still relatively underexplored as far as the research goes. How hard is it to muster the willpower to eat a healthy diet and exercise instead you fucks.
>>219709445she had already broken up with him when she made that text so there was no way to get the proof. shit happens
>>219709475numerically illiterate
>>219709450His only emotions are his desire to be liked and anger towards broken people like Alex and the tranny. Exactly like Patrick Bateman.
>>219709438Is there proof he did this? Why did she not show the logs and why did she immediately cut all ties with Fishtank and unfollow everyone after this like it never happened?
>>219709511they still don't know if it causes thyroid cancer in humans yet
I’m so happy this is the last day. This season has been fucking terrible and I’ve only been here the last 2 weeks out of a sense of sunken cost fallacy
>>219709502He’s portugese
>>219709461I like film and movies and this show.
BRING HEAD BACK
looks cozy
>>219709494YesI LOVE MY MOM
>>219709519That post I mean >>219709529she didn't have access to the logs when she made the breakup public
>>219709521Tourist. You don’t remember the days of hitting 1000 replies before you could even scroll through it
>>219709260Its real in my mind.If this even happened it was them plotting how to fuck with Burt more though
>>219709537Only if he finally does the shit shoe and they have a challenge where you have to run a mile in shit shoes.
>>219709466paypal me $5 @cryoking
>>219709124Yeah its mad funny
>>219709503Morale boost for the twins and something funny between Laura and bashir who will also come back
>>219709505I believe the camping trip will happen. (and they'll have sex in a tent)
i'm afriad frank is right i'm sick of the bully burt show
>>219709536Yeah but why would you want to talk about this show during the months it isn't on? It just devolves into obsessing over and stalking the fish outside the tank, it's fucking grim.
>>219709369It never happened, she didn't allow tj to have female friends and he got caught having one. That's it. Everyone that's met her without exception says she's a crazy and unpleasant bitch.
i'm gonna miss you lil niggas when the season's over.
>>219709499what guys did she have sex with
>>219709541I would jump as hard and land my fat nigger ass on the other side of the mattress and launch that bitch straight into a wall
i just hope that if twins lose they crash out hard again. literally the only chance for an interesting ending
>>219709575you'll see us again for fishtank city though
>>219709406No it doesn't were allowed 2 weeks post tank to recap and discuss
>>219709430FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOM
can someone link me S03E06 - SMART?
>>219709450he hasn't said one thing this entire season that amused me or took me by surprise. how does one get to be 36 years old and have so little personality to show for it? if he actually had depth to him, something unexpected would slip out now and again.
>>219709548Why didn't she take a picture of it when she did have access? If she was committed to publicly exposing him for it in an effort to damage his reputation, she should have provided some actual evidence. She was more than happy to shit on Greg over some Discord beef not long before Bloodgames.
>>219708410unironicallyonly midwits are mad at her
>>219709575Been wondering what I'm going to do after this. It's like my life sank into a black hole this past month, never have watched a season this intently before. Hopefully season 6 has a shitty cast so I have next to zero interest like i usually do.
Remember when Taylor made her followers mass report a girl who started her videos with "im back at the casino" and threatened her with legal actions? She is a very reasonable person.
>>219709569idk man it was pretty fucking funny last night
Will Bam actually show up for the finale?
Is TTS on?
>>219709584your ass would be on duanye
>>219709466I didn't know there was more than her BJ video
>>219709601no i don't follow this garbage after the season is done
>>219709450Legit question, are you autistic or do you have trouble reading people?
>>219709577JetBrianMike (da gobwin)
blane will probably be in some challenge today
>>219709589FAKE BLANE HE WOULD NEVER SAY THAT YOU ORPHAN!!
>>219709567yeah it will and no sex will happen bro
>>219709600offseason threads on /bant/. there's usually several faketanks and fish/freeloader collab streams between seasons. don't go to the waifu threads, stick to the offseason threads.
>>219709437I have never seen cp posted on bant
>>219709558It's all there on the graph, anon :)
Will Landon kill himself when nobody reaches out to him and it's August of this year and he's a janitor (again) but also a full blown alcoholic living in the past
>>219709601The trademark she tried to file for Back at the Casino didn’t even go through lol
>>219706734Triathlon you fucking retard
>>219709597Because women are emotional and she was probably just freaking out and fighting with TJ at the timeThey don't think about stuff like collecting evidence like us intelligent men do
>>219709571This she just assumed tj was a cheater because thats how HER brain works. She would do that, cheat in that way so she assumes tj would too. Tj literally was talking to a friend thats it. Stacy just projected on him.
This season has caused me to reflect on my life and want to make a change. Not because of any hopeium brought on by the show, but the fact that my parasocial fantasy world has lost its soul.
Looking at the site chat makes me sad. So many people (especially freeloaders) where this is the height of their life and they’re incapable of moving past it.
>>219709505Where can i buy one of those golf hats? That drip is crispy af
>>219709624Have fun anon. I think I'll be getting a job, i'm too old for this.
where's my digest
>>219709614>has cried>has laughed>has gotten angryAre you autistic? Would it be better if he talked about mlp everyday for you you fucking retard
Reminder that I'm going to make AI porn of me fucking blane's mom
feels like a /bant/ thread already
It's just a dumb internet show, why do you people always fall into depression when it ends. Get your shit together.
>>219709627I just assume it is and never click it but based off the reactions thats what i assume is happening.
>>219709670I’m happy it’s over
>>219709661Oh so you're actually a retard. Cary on then..
>>219709571>>219709642Cope! TJ said she was sexy AND attractive. That's emotional cheating!
I love Vicky.I love Vicky I love Vicky.I LOVE Vicky I love Vicky I love Vicky I love Vicky.
>>219709664Based
>>219709670the same people you see on the show are the same people that watch it. a lot of us are fucked up and don't have much else.
>>219709658Landon’s girl
>>219709670What will I do without Bingos smile to brighten my day?
anon, I love you man *daps you*
>>219709645Meh. It's understandable to always be interested in it once you've been on it. It only becomes cringe if you're like Scott Sullivan, Frank Hassle, or Jimmy.
I would enjoy being cucked by Taylor honestly. Having someone send a video of her getting those cheeks clapped in that tight blood games outfit she wore...
Soo whats the goo for?
>>219709679kek so it’s some Bashfag esl get fucked clown James has shown much more emotion than that NEET
>>219709645yeah best thing you could do is just pop in once in a while but do your own thing. jimmy and frank seem to be mega into it
Sexy?
>>219709680I am 100% sure taylor said that or worse to any guy she caught the eyes of while out. A barista or server or whatever.
>>219709711Merchandise
>>219709711Goo eating contest
>>219709711for to make us happy making goo
>>219709698
>neptroons idea of an offseason is literally just throwing massive parties
Attractive?
>>219709668i wouldn't know
>>219709716Yeah
>>219709711they're giving it away to people who stay subscribed to the basement. so basically, each container of goo costs $100.
>>219708203She is a better freeloader than someone like Vimp or Binx but she is still so overrated to me.
>>219709711Goo Burt challenge, it’s like the Hurt Burt one but this time he’s covered in goo.
>>219709747was he truly /ourguy/?
>>219709505Theres no way drake won't win unless they rig it so hard it becomes stupidly obvious. Twin 2nd place with lots of support to establish streams of income is the proper and fair ending.theree easily. 5000 fans willing to spend $10 on some twin merch within the next two months.
>>219709716>>219709741Me and TJ say YES
>>219709711they're going to sell it to whales for 100 dollars a jar and sharpfart will buy 10k worth of it
bring charity back
>>219709712he's not a neet though (studying for his phd, don't you know)
Trish Delish.
top 2 contender
>>219709769it astounds me that people like him are able to get rich enough to paypig in the first place.
>>219709752That's like 50 containers btw, the rest goes in the trash
>>219709766jet gave drake a bitcoin and told him to hold onto it.i have a feeling twins are going to win but drake will get a runnerup prize for having the bitcoin.
>>219709775ewnasty hood ho
>>219709765of course
I stopped watching after alex b came back on last nightIs he still there or was it just some bit.
>>219709711to make goo-d men
>>219709780sharpfart is a trust fund kidprobably never had a jobsame with aperture
>>219709775Mmmm Arbys
>>219709796Still there
>>219709716that's a man
im so glad to be done with this shitdidn't even watch the full "fish bowl"so god damn sick of jet and bennever paid u fags a dimemost likely won't tune in for the finish, just read up on /ftl/ how u faggots fucked it all upfuck you
cucumberfeet is an ugly faggot.
>>219709701Bingo bongo will stay at the house for a week while they stream clean up and their e girl boot camp.
i feel bad for bongo. once this show's over, it's back to working two jobs to support her stay-at-home family.
>>219709701they're not going anywhere
If Twins win it's just obvious rigging. James is a 36 year old well adjusted guy, twins are literal retards. Truth tsar bomba.
>>219709811I will just watch the last day as a recap then
The twins relationship will fall apart if they lose best case outcome Bingo actually realizes how much of a leech she is and gets her shit together but it’s not likely
>>219709823Bashfag melty
>>219709823of course you didn't watch the full fish bowl, it's not done yet
>>219709765yeah couldn't ask for a better representative
>>219709835bongo's pretty normal. she just acts retarded when bingo's around.
So uh... why did Bingo pick Landon of all people?
bant is better and more fun than tv and quite frankly it really isnt even close
>>219709786He found the gold bitcoin during the Easter egg hunt.
>>219709827bingos art will have buyers if she actually works to make it in decent quantities
So uh... are they going to get up before noon on the final day?
>>219709839Bingo would rather be homeless than separate herself from her art (cartoon gore drawings)
sleepy fishies
>>219709860He's barely a person so it doesn't really count
>>219709823Sayonara sandnigger!
You guys don't actually sexualize the twins, right? They're like autistic children. Barely functional adults
>>219709765No because he never posted here saying hello. You guys have such huge egos and high opinions of yourself but the only person from this season thats “/ourguy/“ is blane.
>>219709682I fully believe Vicky will arrive by noon in a cute thrifted outfit and dollar store stockings
>>219709866lmao do you really need to ask?
>>219709884reminder that vicky, vimp and beth knew each other.
>>219709860Landon and Burt were the only ones that volunteered
>>219709827She said she gets paid $8/hr at her restaurant job which makes no sense since minimum wage in Arizona is $15.15. I don’t trust her story.
>>219709839bingo realizes she's a leech on bongo and instead goes to live with apeture and become his salacious crumb
>>219709823>didn't even watch the full "fish bowl"I spent most of the time following regard landon cope about how he wasnt white knighting
>>219709862nobody is coming to the gooning threats you lil freaks have over there
jet deserves to be homeless.
>>2197084851. Burt2. Jimmy3. Jon4. Alex B5. Letty
>>219709869She can work a normal job or at least part time and still do her fucking art
I will give props to Landon, he's motivated me to drink way more water and cut out bread entirely.
>>219709897restaurants usually pay well below minimum wage. she's not counting how much she makes in tips.
>>219709897Tipped employees are allowed to be paid less than minimum wage
>>219709897Restaurants can pay under that because tips. America really sucks like that
>>219709883I’m going to be honest, a fish or freeloader posting here with a trip disqualifies them from being our guy. They need to post anonymously. Jin half gets away with it since it’s not his fault his flag outs him.
>>219709066Honest to god, how do these niggers not understand their own show after 3 years and 5 seasons?
wow, Alex got a solid 5 hours of sleep
>>219709860The options were>Gay nigger #1>Gay nigger #2>Alex B>2 women
>monkey king awake>autopilot offday is starting early godamn
Isn't is crazy to think about they thought a minecraft troll discord mod would be a good cast haha
>>219709897Some restaurants pay you less than minimum wage and it's your job to make your wage meet the minimum wage through tipsAMERICA
>>219709906Replace Letty with Freddy and you have a good list>all menExactly. Women aren't funny or entertaining
>>219709862I get what you are doing but if you just said>hey guys the /bant/ threads are shit and awful and the guys there are depressed messes can you /ftl/ bros pop by every now and then to make the threads not as shit or sad thanks You may get more traction.
>>219709878nah there's cuter chopped girls on Twitter
>>219709897waiters make most of their money via tips in the USdon't let them whine about "wah muh $8/hr" they're more then likely actually making more then you after tips
>>219709827the chances of this happening are non-existent
>>219709914went from 1/10 fat incel loser to 7/10 semi-chad.
>>219709914How is this possible in 10 days?
>>219709716>>219709741no but this is
>>219709950>>hey guys the /bant/ threads are shit and awful and the guys there are depressed messeslol nigga these threads are infinitely more miserable. /bant/ threads are just retrards shitposting and trolling.
>>219709931Does cole only vocaroo post?
>>219709970Landon only eats Portesi's Cheese Fries and grilled cheese sandwiches. I think he was just retaining water from all of the sodium and bread.
>>219709950It gets pretty mentally ill over on bant sometimes unfortunately lots of Klaus-Seethers
>>219709970He ate a strawberry
>>219709970Try out intermittent fasting, not a meme. Slightly influenced by genetics and fat distribution though.
i dare her to seduce bashir
>>219709914Landon is surprisingly handsome he just needs a man's haircut
>>219709970beard, haircut and lighting
>>219709987if he ate actual food and worked out he would be a chad, lose the fat chin too. His medium cut hair is good too. His hair was way too long. That speech impediment tho.
>>219709878They're 26 years old
>>219709988>lots of Klaus-Seetherisn't that klaus guy the one who spams pictures of children
>>219709996i like when girls are a little fat like this
>>219709914they cloned my nigga landon
>>219709976I hate noodle whores grrr they're always after my bwc GOO room
>>219709950Bant is usually just people trying out bits and meming. /tv/ are the eternal seethers. Sure, treefingers comes in and spams betty and his cutting from time to time but thats just the nature of the game
>>219710012there is 2 of them so divide that
>>219709615when
>>219709884I'm not too sure, it seems like she's back in nebraska because she's been posting on instagram about going to the zoo or something.but I am trying to manifest her doing ocarina of time streams.
>>219709996her and Laura had me bricked
>>219710022no you N WORD>>219710024well I DON'T
>>219710012post the real version
landon broke the curse and mogged the tank and production instead of getting mogged and leaving/being forced to leave. i hope this nigga streams.
Fishtank peaked herehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776067899020046.mp4
>>219709914
>>219709996This bathroom looks like klaus' but the mirror is too clean
>>219709860He's handsome and non-threatening. Both the twins are attracted and feel like he's easy to control.
>>219709877>anyone who shits on production (which is pretty much tradition since S1) is now brownThe wiggers found their perfect golem for attracting newfans, who will just lap up whatever uninspired low effort crap they will pump out.
>>219709878They're cute and uggo hot when they show their figures off. But you're a fucking weirdo if you sexually harass them after the tank
>>219709719do you think she fucked any guys on bloodgames
Alex B's morning junkie grunts and murmuring has me laughing out loud he's so funny man
>>219710010his entire build. have you not seen his back? he walks like someone four times his age.
>>219710045>hope this nigga streams.He will pull Daniel numbers without a handler that fucks with him on stream
>>219709066hope everyone from this season bam included ghost this faggot and just interact with each other outside the show
>>219709862/bant/ threads are grim it’s just namefags spamming porn and talking about Bitchtank.
>>219709860the black ones were gay
>>219710024Unfortunately most amerifat girls are fatter than this and don't know how to maintain that acceptablly cute chubbiness level
>>219710045What happened? Did he go back to Alex B's room after 5am?
>>219710092>Bitchtank.well tbf it was the best season measured in content/hour
>>219710035idk we're just making shit upTaylor's a good woman I think >>219710080She watches fishtanklive btw
>>219709901he wasn't?
>>219709996based cuckold
>>219706066Luckily for you sam isn't involved anymore
>>219710122you dont know, maybe he is bashir?
landon getting sloppy toppy from vimp in the tent
>>219710116he has been the whole show my nigger
Would you rather be cucked by:>Taylor>Beth>Laura>Angie>Vimp
Why doesn’t Mr. Jet get liposuction and stomach reconstruction, instead of buying clown shoes (that cost thousands of dollars each).
>>219710062kinda but only one bathroom is dirty I think
baker?
>>219710156 >>219710156 >>219710156
>>219710153Let it die.
>>219706929AB still has free tts tokens so unfortunately not
>>219709878Bongo is hot af
>>219710137nah ur polish lol
>>2197084851.jon2.alex b3.freddy4.cole5.bashir
HOLD ME NOWI'M SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND I'M THINKING
>>219709406It's kind of funny how TV and movies these days are so worthless that this shit is the highlight of the year.
You guys are fucked for being engaged in this slop season, fishtank is dead
>>219708777The model shoot one. And I'm glad the pen didn't go to them because it would've set the precedent of cute-silly = auto win.
>>219708612Probably because you're mentally deficient.>>219708777>Bully the freeloadersTwins got sped points>Impress Alex BNot an objective person>DefendTwins were useless. Bongo was consoling Alex B because he threw a tantrum and Bingo just stood there.>Model photoshootTwins didn't even adhere to the task>Spin until you vomitNobody vomited.
>>219708528>morning vibe repair breakfastYou mean mid-afternoon breakfast?
mints penis
The threads are now bearable that Bashir is out hmmmmmWas it really his muslimcord raiding?
>>219710533Yes.
>>219709406I will be posting my fully erect penis again
>>219710673post it now faggot
>>219709406this was my first tank, so gonna miss em
