>this was considered a comically small house in the 90's
>>219707697it was considered more home than they could afford which is why it is always a dump and they always have money problemssame with married with children, obviosly
well it does only have a single rumpus room.
>>219707697Grimes (or grimey as he liked to be called) literally, correctly identified it as a mansion. Retard.
>>219707697>this was *something no one ever said*cool thread useless thread
>>219707697>I can't buy a house in commiefornia so a guy owning one (with his dad's retirement fund) in some flyover state seems impossible to me.
WELCOME TO HELLman medical plaza.
>>219707697No it wasn't
>>219708099Homer also has a very good job all things considered.
my house is the same size as that but we have a finished basement
>>219708235The upstairs bathroom is not at the end of the hall. Boy, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
>>219708193Mine is bigger but It's a two-party house with my brother and his family living second and third floor.
>>219708235pretty normal tbqh though
>>219707697>now you can't have home at all
>>219707697You're not getting your white world back EVER. Fuck off.
>>219708337Having a detached single-family home is racist, colonialist, sexist and hetero-normative.That is why they mercilessly imported countless millions of brown coolies to work for shiny pennies.
>>219707697>this was considered an affordable house in 2005/2006
Do americ*ns really???
>>219708318>>219708235mine is maybe a little bigger because the basement adds 2 bedrooms 1 bathroom and laundry but the simpsons have more mainfloor rooms
>>219707697A homeless would turn down a house like that if they were offered in 90s, that's how different the times were
>>219707697That was never an implications. It was considered middle class.
>>219708480Meh, they have a pool. Also I just remembered. Do they ever use that garage? Ever?
>>219708607When Hanku confronts Waltuh and punches him
>>219708627Wasn't that at hanks?
>>219707697In America this is known as a "tiny-home" and usually only EBTizens live there actually.
>>219708235I hear hotline miami music
>>219708235the hell is the room on the first floor top right
>>219708337>>219708359I own two homes.
>>2197084804 bed 2 bath built in 1972
Hey zoomers the house I bought in 2015 for $700,000 is worth $1,950,000 now... yall fucked
>>219711173Rumpus room. It's not seen very often in the show but enough to be considered canon.
>>219711445hot diggity dog.. one more question.. which one is the living room and which one is the family room?
>>219711476nevermind I guess the living room is in the back with the turntable and the family room is the one in the front with the TV
>>219708235Have we ever even seen a downstairs bathroom.
>>219711685
simpsons bros... is there a good streaming site or should I just torrent the good seasons
>>219707697it wasn't considered smallthe joke is Homer afforded this despite being incompetent
>>219712663nom nom biyori
>>219708235wait this makes no sense, how did bart do the thing whe he made homer get a scalding shower?
>>219711685>>219711729Where's the rumpus room?
>>219712781What do you mean? If I flush a toilet anywhere in my house it makes the shower get hotter because it pulls away some cold water.
>>219711685You need to go through the rumpus room to get to the basement for poker night.
>>219712884poker was in the kitchen and you don't go throught he rumpus room to the basement...
>>219707697Probably about $600k now if it's within 30 miles of a decent-sized city.
>>219708235>>219711729Did these people even watch the show? It's well established that the bathroom is at the top of the stairs
>>219713015>Did these people even watch the show?You...don't wanna see any Star Wars nerd technical manuals.
>>219713005It's in Springfield, Oregon.
>>219712940You clearly do, the stairs going down in that pic go to the basement and Homer always has poker night in the basement, not the kitchen.
>>219713105You cannot redeem the basement stairs from the rumpus room it is across the hall
>>219713155Oh that's a wall cutout, I somehow thought it was just some toy on the floor
>>219713015It's well established that the show is inconsistent with such details and often physically impossible. People who do layouts of tv show homes have to make compromises here and there.
>>219713215lol yeah they're across the hall from eachother... I really dont remember a basement poker scene I just remember the kitchen one but it's been a long time
>>219712839First floor, behind the garage.
>>219708480oi, how do yanks relax when they don't even have a lovely garden out back?
>>219714701These are £3m each now.
>>219714701always makes me laugh that the americans first reaction when an unknown nationality is mocking them on the internet is to assume it is the britishthey truly seem to live rent free in the american mind despite being so much smaller, quite impressive really. like a rebellious teen that deep down just wants affection from his father but never gets it.
i wish family guy could be discussed here like the simpsons can bethat retarded ice cream spammer is relentless
>>219718355>always makes me laugh that the americans first reaction when an unknown nationality is mocking them on the internet is to assume it is the britishnone of the other countries really matter. if you're french or german, there are websites that end in .fr and .de that you can go haunt instead of this one.
>>219718475I haven't seen that turd in a while now, thank God.
>>219708235Looks like a normal American house. Everyone has at least that or better, did you guys not have parents?
NOT LENNY
>>219713230
>>219708235Which room does Sneed use?
>>219708480Where is the second story? Where is the grass? Are californian's this poor? That's like, european tier.
>>219720689that's albuquerque
>>219708235Is it normal in the US to have 3+ bathrooms?Usually here you tend to have one bathroom per floor at most
>>2197208471 per floor plus master bath, although it depends on the exact number of bedrooms.
>>219707697I fucking hate suburban developments that have 100 dead-end cul-de-sacs and only like two actual ways in and out of the development. It doesn't have to be a Manhattan-esque grid, but Jesus.
>>219720689Lots of houses in the desert parts of the US look like that
>>219721021Sorry, don't want you driving down my street unless you live here
>>219718475That faggot hates all animation, I just report him as a spambot
>>219720847Yes lol? Bathroom per bedroom + one extra.
>>219721073It's just plain bad planning.
>>219707697Is this teh comfy /rumpus room/ general??
>>219714701Britcuck suburban houses look more like stables for cattle, really fitting really.
>>219714701Let me guess, you "need" more.
>>219721202Not really. A properly designed hierarchy prevents people from passing through while allowing for better traffic flow since you know how people are going to use the streets
>>219721390kys
>>219721628Suburban and exurban Atlanta has terrible traffic now because everyone is being funnelled into the same streets and roads; there's no grid to speak of except the old rural county roads, which everyone hooked onto without making new through-connections.
>>219708235>2 living rooms and a game room>2 dining roomsDid they actually used to have these?How does anyone afford this?!?!How did Homer afford a million dollar house??
>>219721905Blame Brown v. Board of Education and general American incompetence.
>>219720518an apartment like this downtown in a major US city could be $7,000-15,000/month.I've always been confused as to why luxury apartments waste so much sq footage on bathrooms, though.
>>219707697
>>219707809Was Frank Grimes an early example of a Chud? >Bitter vibes>Absent parental relationship>Autistic guy sense that the world should be fair/logical>Poor emotional regulation
>>219722792>I've always been confused as to why luxury apartments waste so much sq footage on bathrooms, though.Because the people that rent them are full of shit
>>219718355I crack up every time and literally start shooting piss into the air whenever someone assumes that someone posting about English fences and shit box estates must be american, when it could be someone from anywhere doing it, lmfao rofl lol.
>>219707740>>>219707697 (OP)>it was considered more home than they could afford which is why it is always a dump and they always have money problems>same with married with children, obvioslySurely a nuclear power plant safety inspector gets paid really well?
>>219723519I don't think they were unionized
>>219723595There are several episodes that deal with union affairs, including the notorious Last Exit to Springfield, so maybe you should try watching the show instead of basing your opinion on literally nothing.
>>219720847That's on the low side for a house with that many bedrooms, some of our houses have more bathrooms than bedrooms.
>>219723519homer canonically gets paid a totally median US wage
>>219707697No, it was not. They could only afford it because they sold Abe's house and then put him into a nursing home. And they've still got like 3 mortgages somehow.
>>219723519In real life sure, but not in the show
>>219726042>nursing homeIT'S A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY, IT'S LIKE A RESORT BY CAPE FEARE.
>>219722792Need ample room to shit, mind your own business.
>>219726173It was a shithole where you sent nuisances to die and it's only halfway livable because Abe inherited a fortune and used it to make it less grim.
>>219708318>with my brother and his family living second and third floor.Beaner detected
>>219726570Better than living with strangers and calling them "roommates".
>>219711506The only time the downstairs toilet has ever been implied was in the Laddie episode when he flushes a toilet and immediately enters the kitchen from that doorway. That's enough for everyone to add a downstairs toilet onto their house maps.
>>219726506did abe do anything wrong? is he the only good guy in the simpsons?
>>219707697they never called it small, they always just neglected it
It was average. Myself and literally anybody I hung out with lived in one of those.
>>219707697How come we NEVER see or hear anything from the neighbors on the other side? With all the characters and stories they've done, it's actually really odd that we only see the neighbors on one side of the house.
There was a whole episode early on about how the house was poorly built and the foundation needed to be repaired.
