At what point did Maude decide she wanted the Dude to impregnate her? It must have been quick, she refers him her doctor at the end of their first proper meeting.
>>219709660You see what happens Larry...
typical feminist cunt that needs no man around but still get to be le motherprivileged leftist whore
>>219709660He passed her little shit test about the word 'vagina.' You can see the wheels turning in her when he does.
>>219710029Every day, I'm reminded that /pol/ is a mentally ill containment board.
>>219710758what is the implication there?
>>219710798That you are mentally ill? Did you have trouble reading my post?
>>219709660Whether or not you're willing to fuck someone is decided within 5 seconds of meeting them.
>>219711002i can read fine between the linesthis movie portrays a particular scene of what los angeles isfaggot
>>219711080K go write a blog about it.
>>219711191no thx i'll just reply on 4chan about it
>>219711280You going to cry about imagined leftists or something because a 30 year old stoner moobie upset you? I mean, it's your 4chan pass I guess? You paid for it.
Everybody I've shown this movie to hated it.
>>219711347>all my nickel-poisoned zoomer friends hated it no cap frfr on God, it was giving cringe
>>219711072>Whether or not you're willing to fuck someone is decided within 5 seconds of meeting them.What did you think this was all about? Fun and games?
>>219711347I just thought it was okay on my first viewing but decades later I love it and I legitimately think it gets better with each watch.
>>219711324i'm literally not upset about this movie you stupid slutis le media illiteracy fucking real goddammit
>>219711072That's some incel shit right there lol
>>219711413it's cringe and unfunny
>>219711560>>219710029>this is how calm people talk like I said, ill.
>>219710029Feminists can rape you and that IS in their power. FACT
>>219709660An amazonian tier Australian woman did this to me in 2013. She said she chose me because I looked like I would back her in a bar fight. Never even wanted any money from me, or any support and refused any offers I made. She let me keep fucking her for a while too but then I got weird and possessive and she dipped. Don't know where she is now, she had the baby and I saw a pic of it but nothing since 2014. Feels right.
>>219711583How is it any more cringe than any movie from the last 20 years?
>>219711599i'm not mad i just enjoy calling you namesbasically you're just my bitch and i slap you around that's all
>>219709660Her,>Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.line cracks me up still.
>>219710758Single mothers raising children is child abuse
>>219711652(you)
>>219709660>Oh, look, it's one of those early Maude episodes with the really long opening credit sequence.> Lady Godiva was a freedom rider. She didn't care if the whole world looked. >Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her. She was a sister who really cooked>Madame Curie was a strong woman characterWorkin' all day in a science lab, yeah>Clara Barton was a famous nurseWho was wrapping with the soldiers and bandages too>Susan B. Anthony, always out doin' stuffMarchin' around and holdin' up signs... >And then there's Maude.> Pocahontas had it all goin' on... >What the hell?> ...an Indian guide with lots of Indian pride Indira Gandhi ran a whole big country That isn't easy even if you're a guy... >And then there's Maude?> Babe Zaharias was a really good athlete... >Aw, come on!> ...Good at track and field and professional golf, too >And then there's Maude!> Amelia Earhart flew a lot of airplanes Except for that one time when she didn't come back Cleopatra lived way out in the desert... >And then there's Maude!!!> But still found a way to keep herself looking fine>And then there's Maude... >Ahh! Ahh! There we go! That was an ordeal.
>>219709660women decide within 5 minutes if they want to fuck you or not
>>219709660I am PISSED I never got to impregnate Julie.
>>219711992I know your pain.
I reckon it was opportunistic, she found a useful idiot who she knew wouldn't be interested let alone capable of raising a child. Plus the fact he shares a name with her father is a big fuck you to him (I've heard retards say this is to frame him for incest but that's far too contrived).
>>219712101>I've heard retards say this is to frame him for incestThat might be one of the most retarded film theories I've ever heard.
>has sex with a guy she just met who has the same last name as herYou'd think The Dude would be more concerned about this.
>>219712931thats not a thing the dude does
fagina
>>219711567You will never be a real woman
>>219709660When she saw he's a handsome, tall guy with a full head of hair. Are you stupid or what?
>>219711992>>219712051major qt back in her day
>>219710029do you really think her kid will have a thriving genetic legacy? the real test of reproduction is getting to be a grandparent. anyone can create gutter spawn
>vagina
>>219710758Let me tell you a story, kid. Back in ancient times when Greece was a bunch of diferent states all with their own diferent forms of government and diferent laws, there were cities like Athens, most of them were like Athens, were educated people such as yourself would live; educated people, morally superior, intelectuals, high quality artists. Anyway, when push came to shove, and all the hounds of hell were at their gates, they all deeply relied on Sparta, where the uneducated, the brute, the disrespectful , all the unfit for the heavenly gift of reason would reside. The rest of 4chan is Athens, while /pol/ is Spartha, they are defending this place, they are the un-invited guests who will stand until the end to defend 4chan, so learn to be grateful for your dirty neighbours, they are dirty because they roll on the mud so that you don't have to.
>>219711347I've never watched it, but it seems pretentious. Am I right?
>>219709660>FAGINAWhy did she pronounce it like this?
>>219711608>I saw a pic of it but nothing since 2014. Feels right.That's not how that works. One day, you are going to get notice from an attorney that you owe over 14 years of back child support to that psycho bitch, and you will end up being her own personal financial slave for decades after until you can pay it all off.
>>219716180No.
>>219711679>Single mothers raising children is child abuseCorrect. Single mothers are cancer to society and produce 70% of all felons in any given nation.
>>219709660Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
>>219709660This movie is so endlessly replayable.
>>219712101>she found a useful idiot who she knew wouldn't be interested let alone capable of raising a child.I mean yeah she literally spells this out as her reason. But I think OP is wondering if there's more to it. She must find him appealing on some level.
>>219715302The real containment /pol/ does is for shills. They're all drawn to that board and barely any migrate elsewhere.
>>219716713>the sky is gonna fall!That's not going to happen. The only concerning thing is that he got needy and she left him. If he'd played it cool all the way there would be no concern of her turning against him at all. (I almost did the same thing but I realized I didn't want a kid I couldn't see. It would be nice though knowing your genetic legacy was out there with no effort required from you).
>>219713926>When she saw he's a handsome, tall guy with a full head of hair.Baldness is passed on by the mothers genes, not the fathers, and her father was balding, so her male offspring will bald as well.
>>219718305>That's not going to happen.I hope not, anon, but I have zero faith in the integrity of women, as they think only of themselves.
>>219711347were you constantly quoting it around them beforehand? That can make people hate even Monty Python
>>219718256Ok then. You are right.
