Score: Twins 7 | James 10>FTL News:-- finale is happening-- Will James Drake continue his lead or will the twins make a comeback-- alex has returned to argue with burt-- The mudslime has been forgotten forever... >Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fishtank_(web_series)https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>219710156
imagine telling someone around week 2 that this was a S5 screencap
very annoying alex b...
>/ftl/ jumpscare
Alex left again….
Season 6 should just be TLP contestants and me
>I can’t believe it’s already 12 PM on the final day of Fishtank S5! >Lets see what our finalists are up to
cryokeen update
Life may be mizzy
Landon won't think so but Vimp picking him as fuck rather than marry is best case scenario for a BPD girl
I LOVE YUFFIE I LOVE A WONDERFUL MOTHERS DELICIOUS HOMEMADE CHILI I LOVE MY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
>>219712083Besides this brace faced monkey flip who else qualifies for TLP?
>>219712085Alex kept them up at night, seething at Drake for no good reason till like 5am
>>219712086Wiggers are proud of their ignorance"In an attempt to counter the "Wigger Effect" I will commit to reading two books about the Brain & Philosophy by end of May 2026.Being Smarter, Competent & Knowing about the World around you is infact cool & based. #fishtanklive
>>219712086This is Sam's audience after switching to politics
new e girl thread post those e girls!
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Poll from Burt
>>219712104i love blaneposting
team burt
>>219712034So, the finale is today and already started?Thought after the 3 hour timer that went no where that it was extended, so checked out for a day but now we're back to 30 and I missed half of the finale already.Fucking hate this shit.
>>219712104this faggot ruined the finale
>>219712115hey cryo are you still on the island? any island news?
>>219712124it's crazy that not even production could come up with this whiteboard idea for fish to ask audience shit like this in the confessional It also milks TTSs
>>219712115>>219712086Uno
>>219712131Hi Blane
>>219712130Twins, Alex, Sam, S3 obviously
>>219712124>>219712130DrakeBurtSamSeason 5
>>219712124>>219712130Bashir (I do not care about the other 2)BurtSam3
>>219712131WE DO IT FOR MOM BRO MAKE HER PROUD!!!
>>219712083Would you rather be cucked by Angie or>Beth>Laura>Vimp
>>219712130>Drake>Alex>Sam>S3
holy shit shut up AB you obese cunt
director cam niggas really had to watch an empty room with a shitstained mattress for hours on a final day
>fishtank has dead nigger storage
>>219712130Twins, Burt, Sam, 3
God help these retards. Every faggot rapey orbiter will be in their DMs after today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzlERgL-KiEWe could have had the best final two in the history of the show. Instead it's just background noise to the Burt and Alex B show.
>>219712123bonus points if they had sex with jet!>>219712113or Ben!Wooo! I love my e girl thread! Wooo! fishtank e girl gang WOOOOO!
>>219712130TwinsBurtBamSeason 5
Bash and drake were neck and neck, tts told them to go down the back stairs to the kitchen instead of the foyer stairs because the next objective was in the kitchen. This was the long way around because the back stairs lead to the dining room, so he basically had an extra hallway and room to cross to reach the same spot. While this was happenin, drake got lost in the glassroom and still made it to the hole first. Afterwards, for some reason we will never understand, bash decided to go the long way around AGAIN to try and reach the arena. Probably because he thought he couldn't navigate the kitchen, then bar, then hall, etc. During this time, he lost the melon twice, ended up in the bathroom, and eventually dropped the melon down the stairs on his way up while drake went up and down and up the foyer stairs. Clearing the last 3 holes while bash was stuck in the kitchen/dining room
>>219712130DrakeBurtSamS3
>>219712139You deserve to be frustrated because you're a gullible humorless moron
>>219712175only thing i agree with him about
>>219712076As if I'd buy one on the last day of S5 after not having paid for this show since day 1, s1.
>>219712083is this the most fap image ever posted on /ftl/? seriously nothing comes close to it
What did they tell Alex in the basement?
>>219712143>>219712115>>219712148>>219712086DoseYeah I'm probably still on the island for the rest of the year but I have a different mentality which is well I'm going to have to pull myself up by my bootstrapsI got some new plants I'll post them next if able
i miss bashir :(
>why does benleak so much sexierholy fuck..
>>219712110EllieLetty after the glowupBex
>>219712130Drake, Burt, Bam, 3
>>219712142production ruined the finale. if not for blane it could have been a landon vs. james drake finale that would have been just as bad.
>>219712153thank you so much for the detailed explanation
>>219712196To help rig it for the twins.
>>219712203everyone is saying this
>>219712086>2 books in 9 months
>>219712199i thought you were getting kicked out of your moms house
>>219712110Bitty is the hottest chick in Fishtank historyit's not even close
Top 3 reasons season 5 sucked:#1 jet#2 mints#3 AB_
Did the twins up their morale since yesterday? before I went to bed it was lookin pretty bleak for them.
WOOOO JETKEK GANG WOOOO
>>219712130>>219712124DrakeBurtCan I say neither? I guess Bam if I have to choose.S3. Despite the atrocious ending, most of everything before that was p epic
>>219712195it is for me when it comes to Angie
>>219712183I will never forgive Bam for ending this early instead of forcing Bashir to finish the race in the ultimate humiliation ceremony, would be the perfect end to his arc
>>219712183Bash was also gassed this was a hard physical challenge going up and down the stairs like that over and over again James was gassed and sweating his ass off when it was done
>>219712196he's looking for his hydration bag
>>219712170Watch cucumber feet like a human being >but he was biased for bashirBetter than being biased for the wiggers, the real villains of fishtank
>>219712204zesty punjabi mentioned
>>219712183Bash took a bullshit 30 second penalty right before he went down those stairs.It was a good idea if that didn't happen, he could've got there first, but he wasn't aware that the kitchen had been improperly cleaned. If he had gone the right way back after beating Drake there, he most likely would've gone through glass room, and he wasn't aware of the blockade in that room that would've killed him anyway. Ultimately, he was just too tired, given he managed to drop the melon on the way back up the stairs and totally lose it.
>>219712175lol jet you did this to yourself
I miss market
>>219712210tldr it was a dumb challenge
>>219712034>The mudslime has been forgotten foreverClearly not.I wonder why threads made during these hours are always bash seethe threads
>>219712261Alex B is a tortured soul.
>>219712180where did Ellie post this?
>>219712186If that were true of us, we'd all be big fans of The Letty Show that used to be fishtank
>>219712261>original idea was to have simbal as the clerkthe only kino idea from the wiggers
>>219712086nigga both those books look less than 100 pages and one of them is a picture book.
>>219712241she's dead
>first challenge starts at 4pm
What did James Drake say he would do with the prize money other than raise someone else's kids?
>>219712115You always make grand pronouncements and nothing changes. Reading second-hand books won't help you, it's procrastination. Competence isn't absorbed, you have to work for it.Learn to drive.Get a real job, no matter how mundane. Lose weight.Get off the computer.It's the only way you'll improve.
what does e-girl even mean? electronic girl?
>>219712175cringe
FOR ALL THE MOMS OUT THERE!!!
>>219712278I forget
Would alex kill antara if she said the monkey rape line?
>>219712245letty glow up is real
>>219712303Yeah, like email
hold me now
>still 7 - 10>burt and lan getting the most tts>alex b just fucking around kinda meh finale, wish we had better b side content like landom insisting on vimp etc
>>219712296make another shitty movie
>>219712305moms and momma's boys unite.
>>219712235pretty much. also antara but technically that was jet's decision.
>>219712296Spend it on something other than weed and vapes.
>>219712076What does "priority TTS" even mean? Has it ever been tested? Does it even matter when 30 other XL paypigs are sending TTS at the same time?
>>219712307she might outTLP angiefuck look at that belly
it's gonna be so awesome when this is over and i never have to talk to you bashirfags ever again
>>219712296Pay back his friends and family that have helped him through the years and invest it into his production company.
>>219712319electronic mail makes sense at least. by that logic antara is the only electronic girl in the history of the tank
>>219712321that entire love triangle shit got killed with bashir's elimination. vimp is even more nontent now
>>219712303Basically. It's the fashion, culture,mindset of terminally online girls who romanticise mental illness.
>>219712205why can't AI into guns
>>219712321the final 2 fish are also the sleepiest fish
why has nobody told alex b that james drake took his bag?
Is this the same vape that's been here since day 1?
>>219712307>her sister got married to a Gracie family champion chad>ellie is dating jet neptune
>>219712302this is the best advice. actually, it's the only good advice. you have to DO. do things. literally just do things. stop thinking about how you're going to do things. don't tell people you're going to. respect yourself and know that you deserve better for yourself, and DO. be a version of yourself that you're willing to look at in the mirror
>>219712315many are saying this
>>219712335he's gone and you still can't get him out of your head.rent free.
>>219712337Things making sense hasn't mattered for years now
>>219712335lol he's still living rent free in your head. move on faggot.
>>219712341Now THERE's a TLP!
remember when wes was shit talking drakes boxing ability in chat and then finally showed up, was visibly scared, then waited till after the most physical challenge of the season to ask drake for a fight, chose bodyshots only (pussy) and still lost (kek)
>>219712341thank you posting another fine e girl in the e girl thread!
>>219712303It's like email but for girls
>>219712331who knows, it is a scam institution
>>219712347isn't drake usually up by now? kek. also I hope prod lets drake beat the shit out of alex
>>219712362>ellie is dating jet neptune4chan anons come up with the most absurd fantasies.
These two little sluts still get me rock hard to this day
more mints type stuff
>>219712175Bashit manipulated him to say that
>>219712162how would they be different
>>219712364The one where she spits into another girls mouth is way better you can even see the spit trail at the end
>>219712367>>219712370FAGS
>>219712394i will never understand the jd hate. i get it as a bully target, but actually hating the dude? meh.
any challenges after they stopped last night?
How many times have you flubbed your bishop to the girls this season? >Bongo: 22>Bingo: 13>Antara: 2
>>219712379Even yesterday when Jet was talking about wes coming to box Drake faggots ITT were talking how Drake is going to get fucked upSay what you will, but while Drake might not come up with bits himself, he never said no to a challenge or instructions
what was mint dream
wtf is TLP? why have i never seen anyone use this acronym before in my life and now everyone just accepts it? i swear to god i first saw it like 2 days ago in an ftl thread and everyone's been saying it since
>>219712403We've seen her in the bodycam footage when someone called for a wellness check on herKeep coping
>>219712379It was a vibe repair fight, not a real fight
>no Cole on Burt's listFuck Burt.
can't argue with this.
Dragon god is awake and ready to beat some retards
>>219712379The wiggers are pathetic
>>21971225630 second penalty didn't matter as he spent way longer than that flailing and crashing out in the dining room
>>219712303'excommunicated girl' as in they're not allowed into normal society so they have to fester the online one
>>219712307>Could find and marry some 9/10 multi-millionaire Chad and be set for life>Could even just be a slut for an infinite train of 10/10s and use them to still live an easy life>Instead chooses to be Jet's personal cocksleeveSeriously, how deep does the mental illness run?
>>219712394who's the girl on the left in this pic?
no Sam for the finale is super grim
>>219712303ya it's a girl from computer kind of like how jet is a guy from computer him and Sam are e-boys
>>219712425hello tourist
>is TTS working
>>219712425We're on the bleeding edge, advancing the culture, soon it will be everywhere
bashir taught me that as a 30 year old man i still have a chance with hair dyed club girls in their early 20s. thanks bashir
>>219712347What? James Drake is the only fish who consistently gets up before 11.
>>219712420NoThey told them they would wake them up in the middle for challengesNo nightshift, thoughever, so the fish have had uninterrupted, peaceful sleep for about 6h nowFinal day btw
>>219712422I wongled my dongle to Beth a few times, and once to Carolina. A BUNCH of times to Kimmee, that narrow white girl ass really had a hold on me for a while there. Letty doesn't count.
>>219712439shinji wasnt even top 2 asians on his season
>S1White walls asylum. Good season.>S2 70s cult. Good season.>S3Fake reality show. Good season.>S4No theme. Bad season.>S5No theme. Bad season.Anyone who claims themes were bad for the show is a giga newfag.
>>219712439I'd remove Josie and the twinsotherwise spot on
>>219712448this. e-girls have ruined their reputations IRL so they turn to the internet for attention. eventually most transgress into transmen aka failed women. avoid like the plague.
>>219712466and then went back to sleep til the challenge
>>219712425we control the content
Do you like Imagine Dragons, anon?
>>219712439Replace Bingo/Bongo with Charity.
>>219712425It's a meme from Boston ross Sam Hyde sketch but Klaus made the acronym and then everyone copied him I think
>>219712465Vimp was not sexually interested in Bashir.
Stopped watching a week and change ago, why the FUCK is Alex B back? Thought they kicked him over death threats?
new Truth Social post just dropped
>alex in rummagemode again
>>219712452The bliccster
>no dates with fanswhoever has a problem with it is evil and will burn in hellbtw, letty is younger than twinsbtw, landon and bingo had their first kiss, bingo is older than landon
Odds Drake forgets and leaves the room? Would be funny if he self-eliminated.
>>219712439>Just name multiple late season fish from each seasonDamn. Insightful
>>219712439Burt only says TJ because he wants to fuck himTJ sucks and everyone knows
>>219712488I imagine dragging that ugly face across fresh tarmac until its ground to nothing
>why do you have a big bottle of mouthwashkekAlex just buying these and throwing them away? or does he not fly
>>219712482This season almost unintentionally had the theme of the Acali experiment.
>8 hours left on the finale day>contestants are still asleep>production just woke upthey're really taking the gloves off this finale.
>>219712482logical and evidence-supported TRVKE
>>219712503Huh?
>>219712482S4's theme was STOX.They ditched the theme but reused STOX for S5 because it's easy money with way less effort
>>219712481you didn't watch it live, did you? shinji was the top fish and tj's arc was entirely forced.you didn't even know there was a shinji radio.
>>219712503Bingo is a pedophile rapist.
>>219712507He’s the definition of locked in, no shot.
>>219712514He drove to the house from Texas on a moped that he crashed atleast once
>>219712439replace chudgang and shinji with cole. accurate otherwise
went to sleep early last night as the table thing finished have the other challenges all been as bad
>>219712495Does he just sit in the basement typing walls of cope
>>219712521Production was up all night coming up with bits!
this finale sucks
>>219712503I NEED A SHOUJO ANIME EDIT OF BINGO X LANDON KISS, BLUSH AND ROSE PETALS AND ALL. STAT
>>219712439Cole felted
>no more challenges and they just give Drake the win
>>219712452James Drake's gf>>219712501retard
<3
>>219712521Considering the rugpull on extending the season by 3 days, it feels like production doesn't even want people watching.
>>219712495Incomprehensible. What a useless retard
>>219712537he claimed he crashed going 62mph, but in the vid he posted you can tell it's more like 15-20
>>219712495lol hes so fucking embarrassing
>>219712507Would be funnier if he's about to lose on the final challenge, and then just throws Bingo and Bongo out the window.
>>219712503If she had dated a fan(me), she would be married with a child by now and never have to work a day in her life.
with dust settled i really like landonwasnt the most entertainingwasnt the most competitivekind of annoying and overbearingbut hes just a normal guy who likes edgy internet humor and i can relate to that. im glad he gave it his best
>>219712465Bashir strat>Standout appearance. Even if Normgroid men find it cringe, you will attract a weird BPD manic pixie dream demon that will fuck with it.>Go places and have something interesting to talk about those places. Travel.>Keep the conversation going and keep eye contact with said manic BPD color haired girl. Doubting yourself and being shy at your age will kill her interest in you.
>>219712495this fat retard really typed all this up at almost 5 AM instead of getting sleep for his big season finale
>>219712452Caroline, the objectively most physically attractive girl in the fishtank universe who somehow fell for James Bateman.
>>219712539There were some good ones. Best one was the beat up the gay nigger challengeYou should skim the vod and find the good ones
>>219712425I didnt know at first but it's pretty easy to figure out
>>219712552I’d be fine with it.
>>219712532i know about all that
I dont care if he's actinghe's still doing this shit from S3 and its hilarious>YES?
>>219712511fax>>219712503fans suck anyway who cares
Season 5 sucked because half the fish quit 2 weeks in. Content fish like Bezo and Vickie couldn’t handle the drama. Nontent fish like Anise and JD had prior commits and couldn’t stay the month.Jet putting on someone who said they can only stay 2 weeks is borderline retarded. Bringing back S3 drama saved the show, somewhat.
>>219712573Bashir is a kissless incel kekDon't take any ques from him
>>219712495idk this sounds like a whole lot of nothing
>>219712503No dates with fans is good advice, it just means jack shit coming from Letty, who dated a production member from S1 and then an IP2 streamer that has sex with homeless women.
>>219712495>I suspect we’re taking the wKeep your spirits up knowing this cocksucker is going to crash and fall after seeing his meltdowns become more apparent and also with the general audience realizing how big of an incompetent lazy piece of shit this guy truly is
>>219712564If he crashed a motercycle, even if it was a moped lol, at 60mph he would be in the hospital with no skin
>>219712495Dude typed all that instead of coming up with challenges.That's the entire problem with the show. Just cast people, give them challenges, bring in freeloaders who are there to also participate in the challenges and change the vibe and create new conflict.
>>219712495
When does mints show up
>>219712590>t. fan who tries to date every girl
>>219712530>S4's theme was STOXthat's objectively not a theme little buddy.
>>219712495>paypig glazing typical cope from jet posted to the only people who will reinforce it.
https://x.com/afrosmell87/status/2043592378385310006Burt can be witty
>>219712611He already did.
>>219712495High levels of online drama and public meltdowns.Lack of self-awareness regarding their public image.Refusal to change behaviors despite backlash.
>>219712465bashir would fuck them all with creampies, if his character was a larp, but he is not larping... he is autistic... in a positive way autistic
>>219712605Even Mints was complaining that Jet does bullshit like fucking with potential freeloaders rather than working on the show
why are they making us watch alex cringe and burt instead of the actual contestants?
how the fuck did they allow this?https://x.com/0x0celot/status/2043550305330122769
Mfw I get to go back to mommy’s basement and NEET it up on /bant/ while my mommy cleans up all my messes and my daddy gives me money to send to my wives kids while I read Wikipedia pages to “cultivate” a personality because otherwise my personality is Sam Hyde superfan
reminder that jet already hates the telegram fanbase and wants a new one
>how is someone supposed to shower in hereWho's going to tell him
they need to start the challenges soon if they want any chance of rigging it for the twins
Jet is high off drugs againJust typing shit all manic
>>219712618thats not wit. he literally thought ben was telling him to hold the can of energy drink
>>219712635Because Drake is just sat in a chair and the other 2 are sleeping. Welcome to nontent hours.
>>219712635they gave up on jdrake and twins a long time ago
>>219712335Dude's gone and you're still raging
>>219712482Kino and larping are interlinked
>>219712613that's what passes for a theme with the wiggers. they painted lines around the house and included the motif with sam's suit.
>>219712495my response
>>219712495>hey can you guys make challenges and stick to things and not let the contestants over rule you and have a schedule to stick to >jet: its insane the leagues he goes to.
James Drake winning will bring in the new era of kick party house
>>219712076I just press F12 and delete the element. Means you can't open any submenus for TTS or fishtoys but I doubt people here are doing that anyway.
>>219712637It was originally gonna be Ben. Burt volunteered to take his place.
>>219712632I don't care what mints has to say because he spends his entire day writing TTS to BashirWhere are his ideas for challenges?
your season 5 finale
>>219712495Jet is so sad.
>>219712637burt volunteered to change the challenge from "hurt ben" to "hurt burt"
>>219712667was this typed up on opposite day?
>>219712612not every girl
>>219712495He's right about one thing. This sterile version with Letty norming it up as a host with bland bits is the end for me. Fortunately the show is still not marketable to actual normies so he's going to collapse and beg for second chances
>>219712637>https://x.com/0x0celot/status/2043550305330122769burt volunteered and enjoyed it
>>219712673>>219712683I mean still...Drake went in there with the liver shots
>>219712495Retarded idiot will word vomit this but still not understand what the fuck his own show is supposed to be
>>219712495>for the first time in two years we're [doing the bare minimum]
>>219712495Im glad bash drove off into the sunset with bam.
>>219712595Losing fish early did hurt, but there were ways to come back. They could've filled the house with freeloaders or made longer challenges. There were options, the problem with the season is production chose the worst options every time. They then got upset at the fans because they were called out and instead of fixing things they just doubled down. You're right though, season 3 did save what was left of this shitshow. Can't imagine this last week or two without Alex B and Burt. Of course, we Binx did fuck up a lot of this season too, so who's to say.
>>219712532Watching the second half of S2 live felt like a chore - but every consecutive season has felt even more rough.>S3 RV tripworse than late S2>S4didn't even happen>S5has felt like the middle section of S2 for the entire season
>>219712670>kickhouse Holy shit…we were fucking right. Like I know we were its obvious we were but when they just come out and say it…
>>219712670He wants to throw epstein type parties thats why he doesnt want phones
>>219712697queen TLP
>>219712491It's insane that people identify with Landon, barely sentient ditch digger, the cruellest joke the wiggers have pulled off, thus far, is the tiger shit on Landon.
>>219712638main character moment
>>219712710The fact he hasn't tweeted yet today makes me worried that he's coming back for the finale. I'd rather he left on a high.
Gonna miss that little Indian
>>219712631based cuckold
>>219712430also her vape and her airpods case
>>219712670>Streamer party with no phonesHow is it that Jet of all people is the one coming up with this idea? I guess streamers are somehow just a lower form of being than the wiggers?
Wigger's razor: the laziest solution - requiring the least effort - is the most likely
Any good webms of Bongo vomiting from last night?
>>219712637James just going all in with that gut punch and slap is definitely the highlight of the season
>>219712703people paid $100 to read this shit
>>219712637As funny as this was, and it's probably the best couple seconds of the last few days, it would've been nice to see Ben punched in the face.
Jet can't rely on Burt and Alex to bail him out forever
>>219712086Oh fuck me my /ftl/ post got Cryo’dI guess this is how it feels when doves cry
Drake woke up first, twins get a point
>>219712635even the wiggers realize this finale sucks so they're just bringing in the S3 fish that are guaranteed contentno screencap better encapsulates that than this. alex and burt with the literal finale of the season as background noisefamily guy caused this
>>219712439Jd is the best s5 fish
>>219712732He's probably sleeping. That nigga liked to sleep and he's got a lot to catch up on.
>>219712439what's the with shinji revisionism? Dude barely understood what the fuck the show was and still made it final 2 cause he was a monster in challenges. i never put it on but apparently fans really liked his late night tts convos at night.
>>219712335>>219712597Imagine being this buckbroken>>219712495Incomprehensible garbage
>>219712495>yeah you guys want fishtank but we want this stupid shit instead its basically like fishtank but an even more scuffed shitty knock off version of it >none of the audience saying they want different matters to us, we still are taking a W
>>219712638I still dont understand his backstory.>no job>4 wives in japan? kids not his?>travels to japan constantly>spends all day on his some Muslim philosophy wiki
>>219712637>twins watch james go hard>take 5 seconds to hit himthey gotta lock in
>>219712763My posted my dick pic from bant on his Twitter once
>>219712780Bashir admitted to being an incel retard
the normgroidzation of Fishtank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi106DZJhuQ
Why are you still watching sloptank?
>>219712637>bingo starts trying to kick him in the balls and bite himKWABkek what a bingo
do you think James has a better or worse understanding of how the judges are going to score the competition after last night?
>>219712670disgusting
Antara says "that's all from my end" like it's a Microsoft Teams call. Indians are truly the ideal wageslave golems.
>>219712495still doesn't understand his own show after 5 seasons award. so glad this is my last season so I can never think about this worthless faggot again
Fishtank has been taken over by the woke mind virus
>>219712805Mild curiosity, I want to laugh at the first RV stream and maybe Burt or Bliccy will give us some content today.
How are they going the break it to Bam that they don't want him as host for the next season?
>>219712805>
>>219712779>Dude barely understood what the fuck the show was>Was a monster in challengesYou just summed up exactly why he's one of the best fish of all time. Especially since he was in the season where the cast were all MDE/ft dickriders.
>>219712805Just waiting for it to end
Antara shooting her shot
>>219712130>>219712124DrakeBurtBamSeason 3
>>219712830he fucking sucks dude. thats really sad
>>219712086What books would you recommend, /ftl/?
>>219712248>hard physical challengeJames Drake was just way faster at going up and down the stairs, idk why the wiggers insist it was rigged for Bashir just because they stopped James Drake 5 times for a tape check
>>219712805i've been going to bed early for 3 days now and just watch Cucumber's recaps to catch up way better.
>>219712788You forgot>Applying for PhD programs
bashir is going home to his queso plushie
Is this still ending at 6 kek
Starting back up in the AM by the wayEnding around 6PM EST by the way
>>219712638there is a chance he will go to japan later this year if some organization pay for it, if so, we will see shinzo ape type flag on bant and it will not be jin
>>219712495HAHAHA FUCKING LOSER FAGGOT NO ONE WANTS THE JET AND BEN SHOW FAGGOT
no amount of paint or primer will ever cover that FISH BOWL spray painted on the bedroom wall. thats going to have to come out or covered with wallpaper
>best fish of all time>no cole
What was "wtf is this nigga doing!?" In reference to originally?
>>219712425No one answered you and I'm also clueless
>>219712788People say he's lying but I actually believe it. He has no vices so he just works random shit jobs to fuel his autistic obsessions like going to Japan on education grants and things.As for the wives, it's gotta be some kind of online relationship thing because they are all over the world. Got locked into paying for them under the guise that they are now "married" but he doesn't care because his prophet had 4 wives over 40 or some shit so it's another autistic obsession fulfilled like a weeb buying a temu katana.
>>219712218>May is in 9 months
I thought I'd side with drake after bashir left, but idk, I don't care about any of these fags, not invested just make it the burt show rn or something
>>219712854
>>219712880Cole and Jin are Voldemort
Jet is retarded, he wants kicktank but then he only makes content around 3-6am when all the normies who have to work are sleeping.
>>219712863I sure as hell wanna tell you everything, but I ain't got a whole lot to go on!
Dude Mints is doing it again! He’s cycling the cameras while music plays! Mints W!
>>219712885simmons signing into his onlyfans account first thing after getting kicked
>>219712885vance not trying hard enough during an elimination challenge
>>219712788>dad is rich>lives with his mom, theyre separated, probably because his dad is gay>he's a weeb, so he goes to Japan sometimes
>>219712880Quitters don't count nor do they matter.
>>219712670They had this debate in S2. Jet asked Sam if they should script the winner blatantly during the finale, and Sam shot him down. You have to let the games be fair or the show soul is lost forever. I can’t believe Jet is still trying to put this forward. No Sam now, so he can get away with it.
>>219712886TightLittlePiece
5 hours till the end of fishtank season 5Everyone is still sleeping
>>219712482>White walls asylumThat was just Millennial gray
Post fishgirls who would fuck/suck/rim you for bus fare then walk home
>>219712885Harveys second boxing match at creator clash
>>219712887he's muslimmaxxing
>>219712866Idk about 6 - but last night at 9pm they said it was ending "In less than 24 hours".So, at the very latest, there are around 8 hours left in the show.
>>219712854"How to Clean your Bathroom"
>>219712899it would have been cool like 1-3 times a season but he does it 5+ times per day.
It ends today.
>>219712918Abi
>>219712910>pack your bags, your replacement is here
>>219712805Sunk cost fallacyI've no-lifed every season so far. Shall continue to do so unless I have to get a job before s6
challenges soon surely
>>219712885A few minutes after Burt first arrived on day 1 in season 3, he started openly masturbating, not understanding there were live cameras streaming. Production wrote "wtf is this nigga doing" in response while we all lost our shit
>>219712854Faggot
>>219712927>"I'm never coming to this shit again"
>>219712465in the context of the tank? sure>>219712712>has felt like the middle section of S2 for the entire seasonmany are saying this
>>219712495Why would I want to watch edgier Big Brother when Big Brother itself is an actually well run show with actual effort and planning put behind it and this is the exact opposite?I've said it a couple times during this season but I really do think this is going to be my last, especially after reading this wall of cope. Jet doesn't get it, and he never will.
Neptune presents: RV adventuresNeptune presents: Kick sex party houseNeptune presents: FishtankNeptune presents: Camping adventures
>>219712086why is this retard so obsessed with being noticed by the wiggers?
>>219712779Shinjitroons have lost their mind. Shinji got as far as he did because he was Japanese and the cast was weebs, and because he did porn so the degenerate cast was really impressed and didn't want to fuck with the pornstar.Shinji sucked. Barely understood English. Killed basically any chance of having challenges that involve talking in any form.The only challenge I remember him being really good in was the stealing stuff challenge. That one was impressive but other than that the guy did nothing.Just shows how bad the season was when Shinji is considered a highlight of the season.Other than the room heist the only other memorable Shinji moment was the AIDS test but that was out of his hands and he didn't have much of a reaction to it.
COBRA KEK
Sorry twins but Bongo just stole the elimination nutrients from Bingo
CONTINGENCY
>>219712788If Bashir does travel to Japan a lot I can see him getting laid pretty easily because white but idk about 4 wives at once that's probably a lie
>>219712872You failed lil bro
>>219712855Drake found a good stair strat. After bash was told it was legal to do, he still didn't do it at all
Mints is right!
>>219712550Here you go little buddy
>>219712854kill yourself, fat faggot
Did Mints forget the basement kicked alex off the show a week ago for not listening to the retards in the basement?
>both Bingos and Landons first kiss was basically for nothing because Drake threw the round
>48 minutes agowhere are they
>>219712963i'm curious, who was YOUR s2 favorite, I won't call you a faggot you can be honest.
>>219712885>>219712936I think Sam said this before it was on s3.
>>219712969How is skull going to try (and fail) to ruin Jet's irl kick streamer career now
>>219712989jet's still picking out his fit
Why is Alex so much more coherent now?
Doesn’t Burt get collabs with actual known internet people? Who has Alex B ever collabed with?
>>219712729FINAL CHALLENGE
>>219712958He's exhausting
>>219712969No wigger, you did. With a prefilled bottle of someone else's success in hand
>>219712885Jet openly grooming ellie in the CR on s4
>>219712989today is going to be a great day!
>>219712977those are some bricklaying hands on bingo
>>219712989quick galaxy gas breakfast and binx bj
>>219712987that was the funniest part, drake didn't look like he was going to do it at all the entire time
>>219712989They have been saying ''today will be epic'' and ''tomorrow will be crazy'' since day 4 and it was always a lie.
I thought Wes was supposed to be production's tough guy, he shit talked Drake the entire season and said he would beat him in boxing. Drake did a 2 hour physical challenge and still beat a guy 10 years younger than him. Sad!
James Drake beat sleep deprivation tankthats why he deserves the win
>alex: this is why we're not friends, burt grim
>>219712987Based retard
Does Jet have friends?
>>219712936>>219712885>>219712905>>219712903Nah im pretty sure it was people discovering Simmon's book during season 1
>>219712503It's always seems evil to me when production starts meddling with their personal lives. Especially when it's for a dogshit low effort wigger show like Fishtank. Imagine if Big Brother told their cast how to change their lives.
lmao, this paypig
>i have never heard the names jefrries or laura palmerYOU SUCK ALEX B
hey guys just running a demographic poll if you can be honest it'll help. enjoy what will be a magical finale https://strawpoll.com/3RnYX0v4pye
GlassesPersonal itemToo far
the final season of Fishtank before the wiggers transition entirely to kickslop because clavicular got famous or whatever
Cant wait for fishtank to end so we can get to the exciting parts, jets party house and RV trip
>>219712987That's why drake stayed quiet, so his boy landon could get some
>>219712987But they got a point for it. If they didn't do it then they wouldn't have got that point.
>>219712914I also read it as tight little pussy
>>219713032Jesus man how do people let themselves get this fat
>>219712989remember the countdown?
>>219713041It's an old tweet from Sam, you guys are all retarded and wrongit pre dates fishtank
>>219712987he should have kissed burt, would have guaranteed a point, nothing wrong with a kiss between bros when its for a reality show challenge
>>219712989>literal middle school girl talk from grown men
Was Drake in military? He has that locked in mindset to activities.
Jetty on camera!
>>219712854You should really ask /lit/, big bro. But seeing as you’re watching Fishtank then 1984 isn’t a bad place to start. But I have no idea what your reading level is.
Jet woke up early TODAY WILL BE AWSOME!!!
I want more dumb twin peaks TTS messages.
I just saw it. Bingo kissed Landon like he was a family member.
>>219712977many thankulations
Jet actually just woke up, I thought he was at least doing some sort of prep, jesus christ
>>219712885Idubbbz blowing his match at Creator Clash 2.
>>219713065do you guys remember her audition tape for Fishtank man it was so good
>>219712885Idubbz boxing during either CC1 or 2
i just want james to win because it makes shitskins seethe the most
>>219713080no, he said he considered it after high school but never did. He's just C O M P E T I T I V E
>>219713088no fuckk off
>>219713080He acted in a military film, went through actor bootcamp. He's center-right so he's adjacent to that demographic anyway. Just a chad being a chad.
>whats your real name?
What's the point in charging people to vote in a poll
>>219713104he didn't even pick out a drippy fit :/
bake
>>219712885>>219712905>>219712919>>219712936>>219712995>>219713041>>219713068https://x.com/wigger/status/1651397052385882114it was in reference to simmon's onlyfans you're all retarded
who has the fucking screencap of jet's "project x" idea. literally the most retarded thing i've ever read
Silvya not only married a fan she also let him stuff her and popped out a baby and now lives in Australia
What Jet doesn't understand is that it isn't close because people like both of them, it's close because nobody cares.
80%
hory shit
and you guys call this a bad finale
>>219713122>What's the point in charging people to vote in a pollyou know the point
>>219712990Like everyone with a brain, it was Cole. The best part of the season was Cole vs Brian. Jimmy was fun when he was crashing out and threatening women. Tayleigh was very cringe and the perfect villain. TJ had a few moments.Shinji was the original coddled nontent.
>>219713042ben's "stay with us after the show" is evilletty's "fans will try to date you, avoid them" is goodproblem would be when letty supports ben's idea
Yeah the last poll had 6000 but run it back
>>219713008Probably because there aren't any tts mentioning his dad and his monkeys
Everyone glazing the nontent sociopath is just trolling right?
>>219713122This whole show is about draining fat retards of their money
>>219713008He got a few hours of sleepHe'll be back in psychosis mode in a couple of hours
>>219712805I just use it for background noise.
Notice how it said ''somebody will get 50k?'' and not ''contestant'' or ''fish'' Antara taking the 50k back to India.
>>219713144faggot
>>219712987good, now it's out of the way and they don't have to worry about something as pointless as a first kiss. not to mention they have a good story out of it
how to be a successful producer of a show>confuse audience as to the actual length of the show>extend by 3 days on next to last day, take it back the next day>have finale at like 2 am on sunday night and then monday afternoon
>>219713158i wouldn't even be mad
Is this their worst finale?
>>219713131yeah but she's fat doesn't count
>>219713126No, he was repeating his older tweet abput Idubbbz
>>219713126thats not the original post retardhere I screenshotted it while I was watching it live
>Notice how it said ''somebody will get 50k?'' and not ''contestant'' or ''fish'' Antara taking the 50k back to India.
>>219713158they should give the $50k to bliccy or burt
How much does it cost to vote in the polls? The minimum package is $10 for 100 fishbucks, but surely that isn't the minimum voting amount is it? Having to pay to participate in a poll the most shameless money farming mechanic Ive ever seen.
>>219712829Eating wings on a discord call
>TLP = TayLeigh Pendleton
>>219713068his pfp is jason goldstriker
>>219712987>for nothingThey both entered the path of Love & Life
>hang around some kickfags at a house party>these will be your contestantsOh yeah it's done for lmaoNo thanks
>>219713169Yes, because it's so lopsided. Should have always been Bashir x Drake
>>219713146$1000 and counting asking the same question for days now btw
>casting event>only people who would spend their own money can go>only people who aren't autistic would even be interesting in this formatthis shit is dead in the water
>>219713095First kiss yeah. Second was a sweet goodnight second date kiss.
>8k "viewers">160 votes in poll
>>219713165advancing the culture type shit
Favorite Landonisms of the season?
>>219713068I remember it during season 1it was something about simmons probably
>>219713189Better than magic stars orbiters (this seasons contestants btw)
I assume they're getting their rape van ready for the road
>>219713149Jet has fans?
im watching the vod from last night and this shit is so funnyonly thing to have me belly laughing this seasons5 is carried by freeloaders
>6 fucking hours leftCan we speed it up a little
i think the show would be better if the winner got 30k, other people got more fishbucks for challenges and they'd lost the fishbucks if they left early DESU
>>219713182Aye aye sarge
>>219713189not to mention everyone would be local, he said he wouldn't be covering travel, so it would be a bunch of Atlanta faggots
>>219713197only retards are spending money to keep voting on same poll
>yo we're gonna throw a huge fuckin kick party it's gonna be mad awesomeI'm ice fucking cold on ben and jet
>>219713207the two arguments starting at exactly the same time for seemingly no reason was hilarious
>>219712586i thought I knew anatomy pretty well, but what the heck are those bumps burt has on his back just below the neck and necklace?
>>219713195Wait until you learn how they casted for this season
If you thought eight people in a kitchen was unwatchable, imagine a house party with 100 drunk attention seekers.
>>219713196Would anyone have guessed this happening in the first week?
>>219713209how are people calling this a bad finale? josie v letty was like 70 / 30.
>>219713197lol they fake the views so hard
>>219713197>paying to vote in a pollyeah im not retarded
>director cam on Ben and Jet>i switch to dormDone with production forever. No more fishtank for me after today. I FEEL SO FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>bragging about how good your parties areAre they actually retarded?
>>219713196i love how bingo lovesimagine dating or god forbid marrying her, you'd get 1 kiss at the wedding ceremony, and another when you die
>>219713196Does Lil Buddy know he has to purse his lips?
>>219713207>season carried by freeloaders from other seasonsfucking grim
>>219712495>doubling down on everything people didn't likelike many other's responding here, so stoked this is my last seasonThat poll at 3am was so telling. 40% wanted to just end it. That poll was only accessible to the most hardcore viewers as it was at 3am, only on their site, and locked behind a paywall, and still 40% wanted it over. Willing to bet if you asked whatever casual audience is still here it'd be way higher, at least over 50%. Hell, 10% dislike on a youtube video usually means you fucked up, how Jet can see such obvious distain for this season and still want to double down is crazy. Dude's brain is fried.
>>219713207Blane was the only good freeloader this season
>>219713136>wiggers seething
>>219713095Well yeah what do you want her to do use tongue? She's not attracted to him and just wanted to win a challenge to catch up to Drake, 50k will do that.
cannot wait to close this tab and never open it again
>>219713222nah /ftl/ is pulling up nigga
Bash getting third place is a blessing in disguise
the tiger giving a pep talk
s2 was brutal but the ending did at last have some hype and audience. I think even the s3 leave burt in the dessert had more audience, this feels dead and jet is just focused on having a party house to get laid
>>219713248see you tomorrow
>>219713222Time is a flat circle
>Jet already coping over the house party ideafucking lol he's obviously reading the thread
jet that doesn't work unless you pay for travel expenses or do several parties in many cities.
>>219713120bless whoever makes these
That sampling idea is mega retarded lmao
We'll never have a fishtank season with a serious preparation and planning, s3 was their max and they crashed out
>>219713273Is Landon James favorite fish?
>>219713254evidently not
>>219713201ending every sentence with 'per se' regardless of the content of the sentence.
>>219713196This was an awful fucking kiss. Are you people all autistic gay virgins????
>>219713196Fucking slut
>>219713228synthol injectionsburt is like 90% fake
Sounds retarded as fuck
While Jet is yapping, we're getting some good twin peaks lore upstairs. Bob is Burt's unborn twin. 2 sides of the same coin.
>>219713297How?
antara is so nice
Jet wants a house party to gather OF girls and asian girls so he can fuck em?
>>219713291>or do several parties in many cities.well the next thing they're doing is a roadtrip
It's not complicated. Jet needs a base and now that Sam is out of the picture (operationally speaking) he's latching onto Kick.He'll lose the MDE groupies but Kick has a wider reach.
>>219713308speaking for myself, yes
>you're weaponizing what I said!!
>>219713207>s5 is carried by freeloadersburt and alex b aren't freeloaders, they're former S+ tier fish from earlier seasons. the run of freeloaders this season was easily the worst
>>219712887The wives thing is a joke, the fact that people are still talking about it is retarded
Will Josie and Blane and Poop Spongebob and Laura Palmer show up today?
>>219713308it was the only kiss in the best kiss challengedrake is a bitch
>>219713281You won't see me tomorrow. Only used this incel neckbeard forum for Fishtank and I'm done with Fishtank. Keep seething about Mudslimes you losers.
>>219713313Bob wire?
>>219713319yes jet obviously just wants to get women in the house to get drunk and fuck
did he always have this hat
>>219713201'Time is the ultimate magician' blows my fucking mind. I'm thinking of getting it tattooed. And not because it's a le epin fishtank internet online epin meme reference, just because it's so good. Time is the ultimate magician. Time IS the ultimate magician. Time is the ULTIMATE magician.
stop seething faggotsi love this show and i love you niggasi get sad when this show ends because of all the good memories especially from s2i hope jet and ben can make things work like it or not they have been behind this show from the startenjoy the show and love yourself hate isnt the answer
>>219712034This nigga jet should start reading
>>219712950>edgier big brotherThat's been my main complaint too. I'm not watching the>this is realitystream for fake bits, forced drama, production feeding lines to fish, etc. I want to see real people in real challenges and how they react or get through them. They fundamentally don't understand this show, and it's the 5th season. Brutal.
>>219713324he needs to tone the pricing way down if he wants people to pay for this shit
>>219713331FACTS.
>We’ll fix it by S6The motto of S5
He deserves to win and you know it
NEW>>219713359>>219713359>>219713359
>>219713169Obviously
>>219713348Grim
>polls don't go the way you want>REEEEEEEEEEE ITS SCUFFEDkek
>>219713308Why is your heart so filled with hate and death?
>>219713336hitler bladee and poop spongebob confirmed for finale appearance
>>219713308It was a sweet first kiss for both of them. They both said I don't know how to do this. Very cute.
>>219712934Bingo and Bongo still need another 5 hours to sleep.
>i'll have it fixed in 10this is literally how my job is nowadays with claude codeand that's why half the internet is breaking lately/spoiler]
>>219713169out of the finales yeah, s4 and s3 ended horribly
>>219713373>>219713377Nice going retards
She is dead to me. I will spend the rest of my days ruining her life in small unnoticeable ways. Hope it was worth it, Hale.
>vance sitting on the fucking job AGAIN
>>219713373>>219713377fags
>>219713334Bashir has the most retarded haters and it's not even close.
>>219713382they have been all season though
>>219713294I made them
>>219713324Kick streaming is for attractive hypebeast 22 year olds, not busted millennial drug addicts. Jet should have held onto a monkey branch before going after it
>>219713196this is satanic
>>219713409how so?
>>219713373>>219713377
>>219713401sloanian
>>219713300Yeah, he's said that a few days ago.
>>219713381(You) should smile life is good
>>219713144You're a faggot.
>James Drake is losing in the polls?>hmm they must be bugged>don't worry. we'll "fix" them so that doesn't happen againReally subtle, Goran.
WE WANT VICKY!
>>219713373>>219713377good job morons
>>219713401Why is she dead to you, anon? What did she do to cause this? Put her lips in a non romantic way on a kissless virgin's lips? Don't forget it's all for 50k
>>219713414You’re retarded
>burt has been following alex all morning and pestering him about ttsAlex is going to snap today, mark my words
>>219713354Yeah it’s been shown time and time again this season you can give them a basic ass premise and he fish will run with it and do their own thing and make content but they can’t be asked to do that they are just sitting in the basement sleeping all day and fucking around til 6 AM getting high and brainstorming ideas for the future instead of focusing on their currently airing show.
>>219713311damn. won't he be riddled with all kinds of complications down the line? I wonder what a 60 year old burt is going to look like.
>>219713348im not even watching the finale dude, offseason is way more interesting
>>219712162vimp or angie prolly
>>219713431few are saying this. but it is true. life is good unless you are miserable terminally online faggot.
Bliccy owes me sex
>>219713431I do, I just don't get sad over a livestream ending
Burt trying to stop Alex walking around so people can actually watch them because the rest of the house is nontent.
>>219713446Sorry Jet. This is reality
lol
burt following alex around trying to convince him hes not going to rape him
>>219713435They literally have been broken all season
>>219713475
>>219713201Ongoing List of Landonisms:>"time is the ultimate magician">"don't start a fight you can't breathe on">did you read it from up to down>let me give you some 'vice>have I never ever>no fiscal combat!>in one way, shape, or form>pacifically>Drugs isn't legal in Wisconsin!>Its fake, I know cause I'm janitorial>per se>LOSER MINTS>fine but I'll mog you later just in case>the tiger wins stupid fights for no stupid reasons>Mr. Jet!>it gets me really upsetty>head and soldiers>for the upteenth time!>i am part of an online community>bullshit my ass>in the confesh
>>219713471>everyone that disagrees with me is jet
>>219713449lumpy and gray, but otherwise the samethe injections tend to "spread out" over time so he'll probably be pretty boggedim not sure if burt has done any facial injections though so maybe his body will only be horribly disfigured
my name is ryan buttlord
>>219713500>MOG COMPLETE
twins update, theyre getting up
>>219713460fair. i lost some people right before christmas and s2 hit at the right time being home alone so ill always have a soft spot
burt > alex, sorry.
>you have children?>THE MONKEYS,DUDE.
>>219712256Didn't they also allow drake to cradle the melon in his lap while going up and down the stairs while bash was told he couldn't do the same thing, forcing him to do a much slower method
>>219713487They've been consistently in favor of the Twins over the past three days except for one outlier where James was massively in the lead and everyone in chat was spamming "rigged". They will "fix" them so that James wins from now on.
Reminder that the averaging was bullshit and the twins are in the lead in reality.
>Binx been an Estanque spy for weeks now
>>219713639He was told after the first time he could do it too but since he was blindfolded and distracted I don't think he actually understood what Drake was doing.Ultimately I don't think it would matter. James had way more stamina and was exponentially better at the stairs. All the leads Bashir would get were immediately eaten up. James was just better at it.
>>219713639The whole thing was a mess in many ways. Drake wasn't paying attention to the instructions so he thought he couldn't use his hands to find the melon, I think ultimately either way Bashir would've lost just because he got so much more tired on the stairs and the whole thing was based around them. It would've been a much better race if the stairs only happened twice, once down, once up. And if they playtested it so they knew you couldn't lift the fucking melon with just your head.
>>219712175>failed to rig claire as the winner of bitchtank>failed to rig bashir as the winner of season 5Why is he so bad at rigging?
>>219713506Sorry Jet, this is reality
>>219713741It's actually really funny that they are so bad at rigging you can never really expect the results of challenges. They'll throw a rake in front of themselves to step on at the last minute like a double all your points for watching family guy question.
>>219713500"morals and convictions" needs to be added to the list
Show ends in less than 5 hours and the producers and cast are still asleep.
>>2197131693 was worse. 4 didn't even have a finale.I am not sure if season 5 finale is worse than season 1, it's basically the same shit but season 1 had less side characters and a smaller room. I think 5 might be better than 1 because there is other shit going on like Landon with Vimp, Dumbgay with Burt, Landon with Alex B.
>>219713695>"espionage and counter-espionage behind the scenes"maybe she was actually a spy for jet to steal estanque ideas...
>>219713867s1 finale had downstairs fatty/vinny kino. Anyway the s5 finale itself is better I guess, but the narrative and buildup leading to s1 finale was better. It also depends on how brutal s5 finale gets. s1 finale looked like a torture chamber towards the end
>>219713902It can't get more brutal, that's what sucks about this. The twins can't handle much mental pressure and anything physical would just be an easy drake win
post your top fish each season>Vance>Shinji>Simbal>Aryeh>Bashir
Remember this, drake will lose because he didn't say the n word
what happened to muh scalp
>>219714626Is this real?
>>219714626Wiggers are legitimately evil lmfao
>>219714582he already did while reading a candy dono and he laughed
