The invasion has begun.Grab your /tv/ weapon to defend yourself.
>>219720470I need only my trusty quarterstaff!
I am the only weapon I need.
>>219720470Remember, only traitors help invaders.
Any fellow 'chukers here?
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>>219720470
>>219722060Whoever made that prop had never looked at a warhammer in their life
>>219720701I can see you are a man of principle like myself
>>219722060That's a big warhammer.
Swords for everyone.
Has all of the functions of a Judge's Lawgiver but it's a shotgun
Who needs a weapon when you can throw fireballs?
Same price as a Chip 'n Dip!
Let me test it first.
>>219720470No contest
Assume the position creep. I'm locking you away - fifteen, no remission.
Yes well done /tv/ well done /tv/ HOWEVER
>>219725604Why did simultaneously degrade him as the rookie and also give him the pocket nuke without explaining what it does
>>219726702It's meant to troll jr. agents, see how far they fly from the recoil.
>>219727032Ok but if he's using a weapon he doesn't know is powerful he could easily inadvertently hurt or kill civilians with it.
>>219720470I will choose this baby with explosive munition from 'I Come In Peace'.
>>219720960>ebin poltard gun>no mention of jewsHmmmmmm.
>>219722040That's a beauty.
>>219720470I want this so fucking much.
>>219722733That IS cool.
>>2197225494U
>>219722474Biden took this away from us, bros. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME (minus the muscles)
>>219727891Based, I will protect you jewbro.
ZF-1 pod weapon from the 1997 film The Fifth Element.
>>219727498>load racially discriminatory munition, skin tone: pantone 448C
>>219720701A quarter staff? Mine cost forty cents!
>>21973262540 cents? for all four piece before assembly? wow what a great deal if so.
Eat this lead, motherfuckers.
multipass
Crom
>>219722733Kek
>>219722040You're not a postal worker are you?
A phased plasma rifle in duh 40 watt range.
>>219720597Kino
pulse rifle my beloved
>>219722733>Densest element found in stable form>Anti-GravityHow?
>>219736540Absolutely based.
>>219722666Callisto had some great tits.
*PING*
>>219727245This gun had a rep for being crappy, but I watched a video years ago with a guy testing it out and he followed the instructions that came with the gun to the T and it worked just fine.
>>219720597can't believe this wasn't the first post
Stand back, boys...
>>219722060>Ok just a scoop
>Patriot with a giant scopeKino
>>219740398
>>219740696Glory to you, and your house.
pls
>>219736970The show centers around the fabric of reality thinning because of an experiment causing the laws of physics to go out the door. Thus osmium alloyed with something also very dense creating a lighter than air metal.
>>219724864
>>219739803Don't forget the spikes in the grip.
>>219736540My throwing weapon is better.
Nerve gas bomb is armed.
I am armed and dangerous.
>>219742437God, I love this fucking scene.
THOU ART A VILLAIN
Why, my ACME disintegrating pistol ofcourse!
locked and loaded
>>219742935Is that Tywin Lannister?
>>219742996Kek>>219742997Fucking hell.
>>219743345Yup, Charles Dance. And here he is murdering Zeus.
>>219743308Hey, it disintegrated.
>>219743113Nice.
I've got my bullets ready.
>>219743191Oh hell yes.
TURN YOUR KEY, SIR
>>219743389Beautiful.
>>219743472Argh it's relatively sunny!
>>219743426Superqt makes me feel all funny.
I'll bring my trusty sidearm.
>>219743445Lmfao
>>219743646Great shit.
>>219743511Bruv, I was about to reply to this saying it's a shame Wingard will never make another kino like this since he went full hollywood, but I just checked his jewpedia and the nigga is working on a movie called Onslaught that has this for a premise:>A mother living in a trailer park aims to protect her loved ones from a threat that escaped a secret military base, while mercenaries try to contain it.We're fucking back, bros.
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>>219743692
>>219743692Oh fuck yes.
>>219743511>>219743692What is this?
>>219743743Vampires?
>>219744057The Guest
>>219743846What’s this one?
>>219744057I even put the name and year at the end of the filename.>>219744085Yeah, the start of Blade: Trinity. They're going to retrieve Dracula from his tomb. >>219744145Almost Human, one season TV show with Karl Urban as a future cop with an android partner. The cum bomb is actually a bunch of random DNA to cover their tracks after a murder.
>>219744054What the fuck lol
Have a fuckin' stool, cunt!
>>219744097Thanks!
>>219744209Bio-warfare.
>>219744234go fuck yourself
>>219744202Thanks. I’m looking at this on my phone waiting on my ride home from work.
Who needs a weapon when you have a stare like this.
>>219743585
>>219744271>>219744234The ultimate clash
Whoops, dropped my sword.
Megalith Mk2 online.
Fists of fury warmed up.
>>219744542Fucking glorious.
I got this neat stick.
Just finished my succulent chinese meal and got this as a neat souvenir
>>219744679God I bet Lucy Lawless gives incredible blow jobs. Imagine those lips pursed around your cock. Imagine her head bobbing with the same furious energy as she attacks that speed bag. It is the stuff of dreams, anon.
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>>219744925>>219744925Wait, shit, I meant this one since she kisses up his arm.
>>219744912
Breaking out the big guns.
>>219745058LOL holy shit who is that supposed to be?
>>219745087You don't recognize the Goddess of love?
Coreburner is such a cool name.
>>219745157Getting shot by James Caan was Denis Farina's first role. On a related note James Caan's blued longslide Colt Gold Cup M1911 in Thief is an extremely cool gun.
is mayonaise a weapon?
>>219745559Only if your enemy has an egg allergy.
give me your house
>>219725866Look out, He's got a black woman!
>>219722602Xena?
>>219746219Hercules.
Good thread.
>>219722060Wait, that's from GoT? I'd assumed it was from the MH movie until seeing people talk about warhammers. Then I had to double check. Holy shit. How fucking strong do they think humans are?
>>219748867gods I was strong then..
