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Why didn't he just kill Tyrion and tell everyone there was a boating accident or something?
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>>219720713
Because then the quip dwarf self-insert character would be ded
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>>219720713
Tyrion wasn't actually his one but Aerys one. Tywin was a cuckold and Tyrion was fruit of cuckoldry his wife died. Killing him would be admitting the guilt and his degenerate fetishes
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[greentext] I wanted to carry you into the sea and let the waves wash you away. Instead, I let you live. And I brought you as my son. Because you're a Lannister [close greentext]
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>>219720713
He was a bad father, but still a father. His mind was conflicting.
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>Oh no, my son is le short

Why did he care so much? It's not like he was heir to the throne or anything.
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>>219724327
He was technically heir to Casterly Rock because Jaime was in the Kingsguard.
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>>219720713
he knows Tyrion is smart and that he may need him in the future.
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>>219724400
Why didn't Tywin just have another?
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>>219723617
>Instead of killing you as an infant, I decided to keep you alive to torment and belittle you at every opportunity.
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Realistically would Tywin be able to find a lady from another house to marry Tyrion? And I don't mean by force like Sansa but willingly. I wonder if there's a lady out there from another house willing to marry a dwarf from a great house to improve their own house's standing
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>>219724546
> willingly
If it’s show Tyrion, then maybe
But book Tyrion is hideous on another lv, so I doubt it
He could still get a wife through arranged marriage though
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>>219720713
Why didn't he just kill everyone and have the mountain rape their corpses?
Real Tywinism has never been tried.
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>>219724421
>love for his dead wife
>believed Jamie would snap out of his king guard phase and come back as his heir
>having more child would introduce internal conflicts in his family
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Because he was his only kid who didn't turn out retarded. Even Tywin respected his intelligence.
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>>219724832
He didnt know that when Tyrion was a baby
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>>219724421
He was too neurotic to have reproductive sex with women who weren't paid for and/or unwilling.
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>>219724327
5'10 manlet here, my dad tells me I'm his great shame when he gets mad
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>>219720929
>Tyrion wasn't actually his one but Aerys one
I think it's the other way around. Tyrion is his blood, but Jamie and Cersei are half-targ, hence why they're beautiful and are into incest with each other.
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>>219724683
Its easy to write a facially mutilated midget ghoul when the audience doesn't has to actually look at them on screen
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Justice for Theon
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>>219725548
Yeah I would say Tyrion actor is fairly attractive for a dwarf, with actual charisma on screen
It’s a big reason for why audience liked him so much
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>>219720713
Because he's a Lannister. And he's intelligent enough to be put to use.
And it's always good to have more heirs to marry off for political alliances.
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>You're a Lannister which is why I didn't kill you as a baby
>*one week later*
>You're a Lannister and I'm sentencing you to death even though I know you're innocent
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>>219720713
Yeah the books need Tywin to be at the same time bad enough that you feel bad Tyrion had to grow up with him as father but also kind enough to not have thrown him into the sea when was born (or leave him for adoption at a sept's or some maid's door or simply not give him money and basically lock him at casterly rock where he cannot be seen). Same for jon snow who lives a better life than most people in that world but you're supposed to feel bad that Cat does care for him (she doesn't even mistreat him, just ignores him)
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>>219725971
It was a ploy to get Jaime to renounce his vows gone wrong, plus once Oberyn loses not anything he can do really
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>>219725971
His point is
>if you’re dead as a child people would suspect that I kill you
>if you’re sentenced to death in a trial people cant blame me
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>>219725971
He wasn't going to kill Tyrion. It was a ploy to get Jaime to leave the Kingsguard. He was just gonna send Tyrion to the Wall to freeze his balls off and learn some discipline. Once he had learned his lesson he could be pardoned.
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>>219724327
you need a backup plan in case the real son dies
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>Kill Joanna Lannister's son
My nigga Tywin ain't doing that gay ass shit.
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>>219726665
>gangraped his son’s wife
That’s worse actually
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Because despite all the bile he spews, Tywin loves and respects Tyrion the most. His hate of him is pure griefcope.
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>ruins everything with oneitis
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>>219726874
Lol no
The grief part is pure cope
He hated Tyrion because he’s the one resembling him the most
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>>219727036
That's why a narcissist like Tywin loves Tyrion deep down anon, he wishes it was Jaime but it's Tyrion who best fits the ideal son.
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>>219720713
Im reading book 2 of asoiaf and I love this story so much
I feel like a basedboy with the last of us
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>>219725239
My dad is 5'10
My grandpa was 5'10
My uncle is 5'10
I'm 5'10

Not even memeing. We have all measured each other back to back and we all are exactly 5ft 10inch tall.
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>>219720713
Because he isn't a kinslayer
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cant believe men admit to watching this soap slop
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>>219725762
The actor has a full-sized wife, that should be enough of a sign. Honestly it's so rare for dwarfs to get normal wives
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>>219728871
this is why we'll invite him to punt Warwick with us
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>>219724546
>is there a woman who will do something disgusting to improve her station in life?
on /tv/ of all places, you have to ask that?
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>>219724327
Dwarfism is hereditary and unfortunate



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