>"A person who paid his way into a movie house could tell the ticket office if someone was eating popcorn in the theater and get three times his money back." - Albany Democrat-Herald (Thu, Apr 7, 1949)Holy based
>>219725219It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
>>219725219Why don't theaters sell peanuts anymore? In shell. CRACK
Un-American
Was Aristotle right about movie popcorn?
>>219725219I remember when this happen>taking me grandson to the moving picture theatre>he asks for some popcorn>have to tell him there isn't any>I'm removed from the theatre for talking while telling my grandson he can't have any
oregon is my home state, wtf did this pass?
>Be red blooded healthy American male>Go to the movies to celebrate kicking Hitler's ass>Buy some nice popcorn because I like to eat and watch a fucking movie>Enjoying myself>Some homo starts cryingWhy are they like this?
We need this law for blacks in theaters. They're out of their minds in there, like it's Showtime at the Apollo, participating in the movie, as if the characters can hear them. If they faced jail time for their unruly behavior, they might straighten up and behave.
>A retired officer who was acquitted last month for shooting and killing a fellow moviegoer who threw popcorn in his face during an argument said he stands by his actions, saying he was defending himself.https://abcnews.com/US/cop-acquitted-deadly-florida-theater-shooting-speaks/story?id=83320436This is what happens when eating popcorn is legal by the way.
>Ban popcorn>Hollywood diesBan it
>>219725339idk but if I had to guess maybe allergies, some people have really bad allergies to peanuts even if they're just near them
>>219725914>collectible popcorn bucketsthat's a fleshlight
>>219725219Oregon is a state full of busybodies
>>219727513Some people are really allergic to bees too, but that's no reason to ban them.
>>219725846We need mossad to put explosives in Beats Pill speakers next
>>219727564The popcorn vessel to fleshlight pipeline is real.
>>219727513Probably just not wanting to clean up afterwards
>>219727513the cure for peanut allergies is peanut exposure. anyone who cant be cured via exposure therapy has bigger problems than peanuts.
>>219727564>>219725914it's a cum bucket
>>219727689idk I tried to bring a bee hive into the theater and Robert told me I wasn't allowed to>>219727772wtf
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And don't forget to clean it up!!
>>219728988who the hell paid for an extra large bucket of popcorn and then didn't even eat it?
>>219728988>all nicely stored on the little cuck traysBrother let me tell you about my tour of duty in '25I still hear the them screaming CHICKEN JOKEY in my sleep
>>219729346Free refills. That's his third bucket
>>219729928lol you might be right. But if you're fat enough to get a third bucket you should be fat enough to take it home with you
>>219725584Perceptive man.
>>219727564>>219727772Kek>>219727689I always pay extra for the bee showing. It adds an extra layer of excitement
