>A reboot of John Carpenter’s “Escape From New York” is in development at StudioCanal.https://variety.com/2026/film/news/escape-from-new-york-reboot-paddington-4-cinemacon-1236720774/
>Paddington 4Kino Will Return.
>>219727601Why not just make Escape from Earth instead? You can't have Escape from New York without Kurt Russell, jfc
>>219727601>Escape from (Mamdani's) New YorkUnintentionally hilarious
>>219727601Here's your snake plissken bro
>rebootgoing to be absolute garbage, anyways they should have made a third sequel instead, escape from planet earth
>>219728347>>219728495No. Escape from Self.Old Man Snake VS his younger zoombie clones brainwashed to obey what The Man says and thinkIn the end, he dies, but manages to free his clones from govern'mint control.
>>219727601It's going to be a documentary.
>>219727601Escape from new York but its just 2026 new York with a liberal mayor.Somehow still worse than horrific prison city.
>>219728347Not black and female enough
Nothing is sacred...
>>219727930That became Ghosts of Mars..
>>219731368>Ghosts of Mars>tfw you know it's time to hang it up. Happens to the best of em'
>>219732116He got a xbox and became a lazy fuck. Thank God he only had Atari back in or whatever back in the 70s or he would never have done shit
Reboots for EFNY are announced every few years. Some years ago The Rock would've been the one playing Snake Plissken. Before that, the chosen one was Gerard Butler. Just hogwash.
>>219727601>rebooting perfection
>>219727601I always felt that Snake Plissken was a very right-wing coded character, not a classical conservative type, but more like an ultralibertarian/right-wing anarchist I don't think any modern adaptation with today's sensibilities can do justice to the character just like the Punisher for similar reasons (or even increasingly Batman)
Watch Glen Powell get the main role since apparently he's the only white guy allowed in Hollywood
>>219727601Ah good, Kojima was running out of ideas
