/tv/ - Marvel and Star Wars can rest in piss honestly - Television & Film

Anonymous

04/13/26(Mon)19:51:03 No.219732430

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Marvel and Star Wars can rest in piss honestly

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)19:57:29 No.219732790

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)19:57:29 No.219732790

>>219732430
This is all the fault of Mike Stoklasa, Matt Parker and Trey Stone, and Alexandre O. Philippe.

They brainwashed people into hating the Star Wars Prequels and harassed George Lucas (and his family) until he sold Star Wars to Disney. Then they forced JJ Abrams to be put in charge of Disney (Mike Stoklasa especially demanding JJ Abrams write the Star Wars movies).

Everything bad that has happened to Star Wars has been because of them.

They all deserve to be put in a brazen bull and slowly killed.

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)20:37:31 No.219734999

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)20:37:31 No.219734999

>>219732430
Good

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)20:38:32 No.219735064

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)20:38:32 No.219735064

>>219732430
It is amazing how quickly they ruined the Mandalorian.

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)20:39:32 No.219735148

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)20:39:32 No.219735148

>>219732790
FPBP

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)20:40:38 No.219735232

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)20:40:38 No.219735232

>>219732790
All those people wanted JJ and Disney to make GOOD Star Wars movies. They never imagined they would take one of the most lucrative entertainment franchises and drain it of its value in 10 years. Who even thought that was possible? Pokemon is another brand that’s been putting out nothing but garbage and it still makes record profits.

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)20:40:44 No.219735242

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)20:40:44 No.219735242

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>>219732790
>reddit spacing
every.
fucking.
time.

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)20:52:26 No.219736096

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)20:52:26 No.219736096

>>219735232
>All those people wanted JJ and Disney to make GOOD Star Wars movies.
And they were RETARDED for thinking JJ and Disney could make good Star Wars movies.

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)20:53:44 No.219736195

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)20:53:44 No.219736195

>>219732790
Someone needs to Luigi Mangione Mike Stoklasa already. That fat fuck keeps ruining movies.

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)21:15:32 No.219737834

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)21:15:32 No.219737834

>>219732430
If they released this in 2019 through 2023, maybe into 2024, it would have done fine. Most people have moved on from the Baby Yoda fad, and lots of people find Pedro Pascal to be overrated, more recently. For the second half of the 2020s, I think that Pascal's height of fame is in decline.

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)21:17:14 No.219737964

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)21:17:14 No.219737964

>>219732430
>Becoming the lowest opening of any disney wars film ever
>Implying there was a pre Disney film that did worse
Maybe I'm overestimating how well clone wars did, or how long it took the first movie to explode

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)21:20:22 No.219738200

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)21:20:22 No.219738200

>>219732790
That's retarded. It died because they made garbage and then made worse garbage

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)21:48:59 No.219740037

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)21:48:59 No.219740037

>>219732790
>They all deserve to be put in a brazen bull and slowly killed.
They all deserve a medal for killing that shit franchise

There fixed it for you.

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)21:50:00 No.219740086

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)21:50:00 No.219740086

>>219735232
Why would JJ ever make a good movie? Its like hiring jack black as NBA star and saying, and when you lose miserably say but I WANTED HIM TO WIN, NOT TO LOSE

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)21:51:23 No.219740158

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)21:51:23 No.219740158

>>219732430
Episodes I-VI + Rogue One

everything else can be discarded.

No marvel

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)22:03:44 No.219740756

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)22:03:44 No.219740756

>>219732430
Couldn't happen to a more deserving piece of media.

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)23:30:49 No.219744016

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)23:30:49 No.219744016

>>219740158
it can all be discarded

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)23:41:03 No.219744377

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)23:41:03 No.219744377

It's time we all admit that Star Wars (1977) was the only good film in the franchise. In fifty years everything else will be forgotten and film students will be able to appreciate that great movie without its cringe tie ins ans sequels.