>The Three Musketeers >There's four of themThis isn't hard
>The Grey Greskegreys
>>219736120they weren't kidding about that major bbc...
Did they black porthos?
>>219736243Next they'll claim that Dumas was black
It was written by a black man, he couldn't count
>>219736120Alexandre Dumas is rolling over in his grave
>>219736120>bbc books
Pretty sure number 4 is named Dart Again and he isnt a musketeer , i read part of the book once
>>219736120This was a good series
>>219739981If D'Artagnan isn't the Fourth Musketeer than how can Albert be the Fifth Musketeer you FUCKING RETARD?
>>219740068>musketeers>they use swords more than musketsWtf
>>219736243He's the child of a black female slave who was impregnated by her White owner so its cool
>Luis Guzman as d'ArtagnanBased
>>219740184Did I guess right that thats porthos?
>>219740131Wait until you hear about dragoons
>>219736120Comfy show desu
>>219736120D'Artagnan becomes a Musketeer towards the end of the book, after their breakfast at the Bastion St. Gervais.
>musketeerWhy the FUCK do they keep presenting these niggas as if they were swordsmen?!! REAL musketeers fought with MUSKETS. The SHOOT SHIT
>>219736120>New translation Is there finally a complete unabridged translation, or nah?
>>219736243Porthos is fat or at least portly in my headcanon. It is non-negotiable.
>>219745956Portly porthos they call him. He's always first to crack open a bag of potato chips.
>>219736291>the one drop rule is racist>also quadroons and octaroons are black
>>219745902Are you aware of how a musket works?
why are they wearing all-leather like blacksmiths?
Watching this show gave me some sort of sexual awakening. Santiago Cabrera is crazy handsome and I would have let him destroy me.
>>219736120D'Artagnan is the second third musketeer. What is so hard to grasp about that?
>>219736120And more importantly, why is there a nigga?>b-but the book's writer was one quarter negroIrrelevant, it's set in a time and place without negroes, and none of the characters are specified as being negroes in the book
>>219736120One of them is like an intern
>>219746352He stole the real one's equipment.
>>219736120Did Hollywood forget what the 1600s looked like?
>>219746115Yes. You shoot people with it. You can kill them from a decent way like this, and if they get close, you just stick them with your bayonet. Why on earth you’d ever draw your glorified oversized knife and flynn about foppishly is frankly beyond me.
>>219740068D’artagnan was the second third musketeer until he finished his character arc and was able to ascend to his full potential. Upon uttering the words of power (one for all, all for one), he became the permanent fourth musketeer. This movie must be set AFTER Albert had completed HIS swashbuckling vision quest, meaning he is the permanent fifth musketeer, and somewhere, a young man’s potential has been awoken by the force of chivalry, ready to do everything he can as the second fifth musketeer to self actualise and permanently unlock the new rank of sixth musketeer.
>>219745902>why do soldiers not have soldering irons? HELLO?!
>>219736120>no dogseveryone knows the musketeers were dogs canonically.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tsMntyNxM8
>>219749148>the muttsketeers
>>219736120d'artagnan isn't a musketeer you twat
>>219736120>musketeers>they don't have muskets??
>>219746352>>b-but the book's writer was one quarter negroHe was at max one quarter. Could even be less.Also he's known to have used ghostwriters. At the very least all of the groundwork for his books was done by someone else.
it's a good trickthe enemy expects threebut BAM four guys show up
>>219736120>There's four of them>>219740131>they use swords more than musketsAlexander Smartass can fix this.
>>219746053>>219746053>strawman with contradictory beliefsNobody in Hollywood thinks Hailee Steinfeld is white.
>>219736120oh! you've noticed.grok: remove the black man, please. draw a real musketeer from France.
The 3 Kinoteers
I only realized last week that the three musketeers were real when they discovered D'Artagnan's grave
