How will Disney handle this?
>>219736512It'll be one big tranny allegory
>>219736512They’re gonna edit the shit out of the books to make it more kid friendly
What was the goriest death in Animorphs again?
>>219736512>5 black qweens with the power of andalite morphing technology against the oppressive white yeerk invasion lead by white men and the orange man visser 3 and the evil ICE hork bajir armyWowee i cant wait!!!!
>>219736512Are they going to include all the weird underage breeding shit?
Rachel will be made ugly as all fuck and Jake will be made into comically bad as a leader while the stronk black woman does the actual thinking.Everworld is the better IP and should get a show. Senna did nothing wrong.
its disney so they will dumb it down, no scary things or actual drama, also i think there was a prominent white male black female relationship, so they will be turned into white female black malefinally who is the audience for this, teenagers? so they will aim it at old white women who demand the main character be a girl boss, they will not watch it thoughit will get two seasons, and then get canceled
>>219736993I don't remember that in the books
>>219737471>demand the main character be a girl bossRachel is arguably the best fighter of the bunch in the books. But she's white and hates aliens like a Serb hates a Croat so they'll destroy her character.
>>219737088>Jake will be made into comically bad as a leader while the stronk black woman does the actual thinking.this, despite being the pacifist tree hugger in the books, Cassie will become a yass queen slay leader
>>219736512DEI and make it the actual kid (disneyfied) story you thought it would be while reading it. Completely botched ending.
>>219737648Cassie books suuuucked
>>219736512It should be a cartoon , the budget with live action will be terrible
>>219736512Probably poorly, distastefully and incompletely
>>219736512Also I'd they want to do an Animorphs anything they should do the Chronicles. All three are relatively short self-contained stories that work well enough out of context. And having complete Animorphs projects to ease audiences in will show there is audience for the full storyBut with the gore and cannibalism it would have to be R-rated which Disney wouldn't do so no matter what it will suck>>219736746Is "any Taxxon ever" an acceptable answer? They were they're described bursting open, the immediate cannibalism, very horrific
>>219736746I'm pretty sure one of them got partially eaten alive that one time they morphed into Taxxons. Book 10 with the team vs 20 Hork-Bajir and then Erik demolishing all of them, was pretty gnarly. Was left up to the readers imagination but I'm 100% sure Rachel crushed David under her foot real slowly
>>219737564The kid animorph characters had all these weird mating-esque comments and internal comments throughout the books, later on in the series as they become more entrenched in their personas.
>>219736512minimal ax (cgi too expensive)
kinda odd nobody got an acquired fetish from this. also how do people in this thread remember the plot to a dated book series targeted at elementary schoolers...
>>219741549boomer webzone
>>219736512>everyone dies but Cassiefuck the ending of this series.
>>219739056>Cassie fucking up the super cool dinosaur book
>>219741451Its 2026, not 1996. CGI is cheap and way more accessible now.
>>219741714Doesn't everyone get resurrected or something?>>219741717Cassie fucked up everything and the series would have been better off without her entirely.
>>219736512>only turn into a human once>never do it again>no genderbending morphsTrash
>>219741714It only ends with Rachel dead(and Tobias gone presumed dead). Jake and Ax are alive though off to fight another war and Marco is still around just wracked with guiltDo I need to post the letter?(I won't becasue I don't want to go find it)
>white male leader>black female gf>blonde gigastacy>male latino quipper>emo kid>blue alien centaurThis is already extremely diverse but they won't be able to help themselves and make some of them gay, non-binary etc etc
>>219742312That reminds me can they morph into other people? Like mimics?
>>219742461Yes, I think they just agree not to because it would be weird. Its how Ax morphs human, he samples the group and mixes them together into a generic human boy. Also Tobias eventually gains the ability to morph himself but that's a weird special case
>>219739195especially with animals. Before with the old live action they had real animals that just stood around because obviously you can't fight them, cgi animals would just look like shit
>>219742378They all die in the end. They ram the other ship, it's a suicide maneuver.
Do you wish they did book accurate Andalites? They were described as horse like, not centaurs
>>219741549>dated book series targeted at elementary schoolers...it was very mature, really wasn't suitable for kids at all>kinda odd nobody got an acquired fetish from this.furries
>>219737648Marco will be pushed as the secret homo of the group
>>219742062AI animals look like shit pajeet
>>219742802>Marco has a crush on Tobias and they have sex as birds
>>219739195Then you get shit like Invincible with 90% of the budget going to voice actors with power point animation
>>219742424New episodes include>Jake morphs into a black man and learns a lesson about racism>Macro absorbs the DNA of a gay penguin and learns a lesson about homosexuality>Tobias always identified as a bird and was happy to transition into one>Cassie is attracted to Rachel and Jake and has a threesome with them two of them, resulting in Rachel's pregnancy from her cousin and has to get an abortion, so she morphs into a rat and gives birth to her young and eats it.
>>219742721>>219742378What they needed to do is just cut the ending short and it would be perfect. Cassie gets her happy ending with chad taking care of animals and hork bjar. Rachel dies fighting like the warrier queen she is. Ax is off in space command of his own ship. Jake, Tobias, and Marco team up again in a stolen Yeerk ship. They name the ship "Rachel" because it's beautiful, deadly, and on a suicide mission. They blast off into space for another adventure. Fade to black, the end. No need for the weird lovecraft alien suicide run.
Hork yo Mama's Bajir, ya no nuts havin' ahh niggaSSHHYYIIIIIIEEEeeeeeee-*tah*
>>219742745>book accurate AndalitesMeaning official artShit, none of those have the two iconic Andalite features: the eyestalks and scythe tail>>219742908Okay, that's it, I'm posting the letter
>>219739787>they should do the Chronicles.I absolutely love that Visser 1's whole deal was revealed that she raped a human, had kids and loved them. The whole secret invasion plan was just to protect her rape babies.
>>219742424One dude that reviews the series called it problematic that Jake was a heterosexual white male leader>>219742461yes but only once, you adsorb 1 animal you are that 1 animal and can't adsorb other of the same race, so if adsorbed 1 person you are stuck with that 1 as you human morph, exceptions only occur for plot reason like Ax being able to mix them and Tobias having himself and a woman as a morph
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>>219737623Rachel was described as an adrenaline junkie. People thought Marco was just being a jokester when he calls her batshit insane, but as the book series went on it becomes more apparent that he does have a point, even though Rachel herself didn't really want to believe it.By the end the narration basically made her more bloodthirsty, to the point that she basically decides agrees to go on a suicide mission before she goes to the deep end.
>>219743040>One dude that reviews the series called it problematic that Jake was a heterosexual white male leaderare you talking about that retard who went on a rant about Gamer Gate at the final book review?
>>219736512>literal troon cum transhumanism allegoryBadly. It's two decades and a half late. It would need to chase Stranger Things bucks and be a mid-90s period piece with quaint/anachronistic LOW BUDGET effects, and commit to the ayylmao centaur bullshit. Except Disneed under Iger is a money laundering operation using slave Uigher labor in the Asian parks, so it's bound to fail on write-off purpose.
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>>219742908Reportedly KA Applegate didnt give a shit about the ending cause Scholistic fucked her over on the show. She insisted to do an animated show, so animals could interact on screen no issue, and Scholistic and Nickelodoen said live action is fine. It clearly wasn't. It's insane to film a tiger and bear and hawk in the same shot on the budget of a 50k per episode kids show. She crashed the ship with no survivors cause she was done with the bullshit. And to no surprise, when Applegate could she got away from scholastic and went to harpercollins
>>219742381After 3 decades of drinking nothing but Old English 800 for not only subsistence but also enlightenment, I find myself broaching stage 4 Gorillaniggat. Tarzan Boy
I think it would be cool if David was part of the core group at the beginning so his betrayal is more of a shock
>>219743055>Rachel gets cut into two as a starfish and has an evil twin and ends up murdering her twin and you don't know who is left episode
>>219743181also the ghost writers were hard carrying the series. She came back, did away with all the plot built up from them and just burned it all.
>>219736512>Ryan Coogler'sDropped.
>>219741549It contributed to my shrinking kink, whenever they morphed into small creatures and describe how big and scary people are, and how they have to dodge feet, or avoid getting swatted. There was a part where they were all house flys and one of them was hiding in an airplane toilet and some one sat down to shit.
>>219743088If you are speaking about a dude that made thumbnail with Donald trump with a rainbow flag then yes otherwise I don't know I just watched 1 video because I wanted to see a discussion about the series and any thread that I made here simple died
Didn’t the book series get really fucking dark towards the end?
>>219743372Yea. Had the shown go on and on, she'd have made more money for essentially doing nothing. The show had every right to be a success and doing it animated was the way to go. She wanted to move on, the time had passed on the series and her name was on the cover, the money dried up, so she ended it.
>>219743431Is Coogler the new 'n' word in Hollywood circles?
>>219743040Can they cheat aging like this>2h morphing limit reached >demorph then immediately morph into another form You can technically live indefinitely as another person (or animal) that way, no sickness, no aging Or the morphing power has some kind of cooldown?
>>219743467It was really fucking dark from the beginning. The first book has a guy getting eaten alive by an indescribable monster while a kid hears his dying telepathic screams, a girl having a dream about being both a rotting cat corpse and the vole eating the cat and the maggots inside it, contemplation of if they should do a genocide and a kid getting trapped as a hawk. It is not at any point a light fun adventure story, it is always "oh shit, everything is fucked"
>>219736512I loved the series as a kid but I know its going to get trashed they will probably turn the girls lesbian, Tobias will probably be non-binary the yeerks will be corporate people cracking down on some small town with illegal immigrants.
>>219743467They get black pilled with some PTSD and are willing to do suicide missions and genocide anyone yeerk aligned. It was pretty heavy for YA fiction.
>>219743699it doesn't, I would like to say that your normal self keeps aging but that would be a headcanon, I don't remember a cooldown but I think that multiple morphs in a row can leave you tired, I don't remember.I don't remember enough to say that you are wrong in your theory anon
>>219742424Coongler has never worked on anything with a non-black lead. You are not getting even a sanitized adaptation of the books. It's likely going to be fanfiction "inspired" by Animorphs with Jake either absent entirely or pushed aside.
>>219736993The only thing I remember about these books, is reading a section of book they were all in a bedroom it described them undressing before transforming into the animal. In hindsight that actually might have been my first boner. Thank god it didn't make me furry.
>>219744258They couldn't keep morphing all the time there was some strict time limit so they didn't get trapped its been about 15 years for me so I have a similar memory block.
>>219742812>only AI exists nowThe fuck are you on about?
For me, it's Everworld.Senna was my first evil waifu.
>>219743699Its not magic based. They would still absolutely age. They would probably get too tired to morph when theyre at old age.
>>219744744>They couldn't keep morphing all the time there was some strict time limit so they didn't get trapped its been about 15 years for me so I have a similar memory block.Yes and no. The time limit traps you in the form you were in last, however if you get access to the cube again you could regain the power to morph into other things. I think they avoided any implication that you could just be immortal but if we think about it logically simply copying someone with less damaged DNA than you currently have would probably be functional immortality. Then you have to contend with the hand wavy z-space where all of your mass goes when you morph and whether that's still connected in some way if you permanently change to a new body. So the answer is mostly don't think about it look at the cool animals.
>>219744884Everytime they morph it reset the biological clock of the morphed form So if you just do 2h morphing sections, one immediately after another, then you could extend your lifespan for like a few hundred years at least
>>219743479I think she was bitter that nobody cared about her other series too
Will they have canon morphing outfits of skintight leotards for teens?
>>219745239it's going to be a real pain in the ass to keep morphing every two hours, how will you even sleep?
>>219745239You have autism
>>219745375They just use whatever skintight clothes they have. For example bike outfit
>>219745396Well you dont even need to sleep when the biological clock resets every 2 hours, duh This shit is OP as fuck
>>219745239Isn't Tobias immortal because his default form is also his morphed form? I seem to remember a line near the ending that states he resets his age everytime he morphs back to hawk form. Or was that fanfiction?
>>219745541Basically yes Otherwise he would die in like 10 years, having a normal hawk lifespan
>it's a "Rachel brings up how she feels more natural whenever she morphs into a male animal" episode
>>219745676>Otherwise he would die in like 10 yearsWhich is what is implied yo happen
>>219745353That's every writer. Every writer hates their successful trash and is mad the effort of other things goes unnoticed.
>live to old age >morph into a young, hot chick and become a nothlit >have a second life
>>219745541no, his hawk form is his main form now so his lifespan is only like a decade. They made a point he should go human but he refuses out of stubbornness and it's implied he has a deathwish after Rachel died.
>>219745878Happened to Andy Weir with Martian then Artemis which nobody liked. But instead of being a little bitch about it he wrote Project Hail Mary which was absolute kino
So the ending for the Yeerks is just genocide? They have to choose an animal form and live as nonlits? Forget voluntary human controllers, forget going back to their home planet, it's forced transition or death? Why did the tranny loving author mean by this?
>>219747588He resets his human form. It's all really stupid.Basically, he gets the powers to become animals. He becomes a hawk and stays in it too long and is stuck as a hawk. He lost his powers now. Then he time travels as the hawk, gets the power to transform again. Then he absorbs his human DNA. So now he can go from hawk to human again. Every time he becomes human it will be the 13 year old (or w.e. age). His human form will never age. If 5 years go by, his hawk form will age, the DNA of the human will be 13 still, not 18. He could just get stuck in human form and be human. He'd lose his morphing powers tho.
>>219747713The species is a literal parasite, not even a symbiotic situation where the host get some kind of benefits. Genocide is the only solution for dealing with yeerks.
>>219747789>not even a symbiotic situation where the host get some kind of benefitswe meet one of the voluntary controllers which is a nice guy. Dude was a wreck with no self confidence and the yeerk actually fixed up his life.
>>219747739that must be weird for Rachel to always have to fuck a twink while she ages normally
>>219743278Anyone ever got an accurate count of how many different shoops there are? I randomly see tons posted as reaction images and I kek every single time.
>>219736512If they don't have good cgi/costumes/effects for the aliens and the morphing, it's DOA.Don't even care about muh DEI, the books had two brownskins as main characters already.
>yeerks have no gender so the yeerk empire is inclusive enough to use they/them pronouns
>>219742969>Okay, that's it, I'm posting the letterI'm still waiting
Will they have the space gandalf vs space sauron?
>>219736512It's kino time lads
>>219744927You can't get the morphing power back if you lose it by being trapped in morph. Not even the cube can do it, you need the Ellimist to cheat.
>>219742745That top-middle design us almost identical to the aliens I saw in a movie last week - The Astronaut.
>>219741549It gave me a fetish for barely controlled psychotic women I wish I could save. Does that count?
Animorphs is gross fetish trash that only got sold to kids because the covers look goofy. The entire story is just sex with animals, gore porn and getting off on being infested by parasites.The actual story has nothing interesting going on. The entire lore of animorphs is random words>the glorps live in the flursogj where they are war with zrh1. What's a zrh1? Well it's kind of like a juioeze. What's a juioeze? don't worry about it, bro, it's time get fucked by a horse while being eaten by a giant crabThese books ruined millions of kids. There isn't one animorphs fan who is healthy and well adjusted.
>>219747713That is the moral quandary. >>219747789>The species is a literal parasiteNo, they aren't, a parasite damages the host. Yeerks cause no damage to the host. At worst it is commensalism where the one organism is unaffected by the other's presence
