There is something really repulsive about the Genx and Soillenial brand of manchildism. I just can't articulate why.
>>219746683It's because you're a contrarian loser who hates popular things because people who enjoyed popular things bullied you in high school.
>>219746683I'm a zoomer and I liked it (although I admit it's Reddit), doebeit.
>>219746683It's because it's spiritually ugly. Pop culture references and science are their religion and speaks to how empty consumerist the whole thing is.
>>219746683let me guess this movie is like Dont Look Up?
>>219749055Yes, except they do look up.
>>219746733Such a standard consumerist response. You might as well have not written anything. You're literally not saying anything at all.
OP is a tiktok obsessed broccoli haired zoomnigger
it was a guy hanging out with an alien muppet i dont care if it was lighthearted
>>219746733No it's because it's objectively bad and stupid and you are a tasteless faggot raised by mcu
>>219746683>I just can't articulate why.Maybe think about it before posting in that case
ITS FAGGOT SHIT
>>219746683>I just can't articulate why>>219749375>You might as well have not written anything. You're literally not saying anything at all.kek just another chapter in the chronicles of OP, the massively retarded faggot
>>219749628This.
>>219746683OP types like mentally ill lesbo molested by her uncle and fucked by a dog in respective phases of life
>>219746683Huh? If anything, Project Hail Mary reminded me of 1950's science fiction novels. >a crew is sent on a seemingly impossible mission>something goes wrong>character or characters are desperate, cue some flashbacks to flesh out the story>meet some locals or aliens and befriend them>together they achieve a goal that sparks discussionIt was very straightforward desu.
>>219746683maybe it's because you've no family of your own and are forever stuck in some angsty teenager phase of your life where everything has to be fricking edgy and grimdark.
>>219749712>>219749935So much projection here from soiboys. Hello r*ddit.
>>219749984fuck off broccolitroon
>>219749984Obligatory order of nine angles Nazi larper divine feminine coal
>>219746683I made the mistake of reading Weir's "The Martian" some years back and later saw the film. It's a rare example of a book that was 100% faithfully adapted into a movie. The film captures perfectly how feckless and moronic the book was. I figured it's safe to assume hail mary is the same.
I'm an early zoomer but larp as a late millennial because it's less embarrassing.
>>2197466833/10It was embarrasing to watch
>>219749935smoked his ass
>>219746683>brand of manchildism>movie is not about cuck life for onceFuck your brand of cuckoldy roastie.We like freedom from foids here.Must be hard pill to swallow that men would rather be on god forbidden scrap of land than wageslave for life to provide to foid.
>>219746683Foids are truly degenerate creatures for mere suggestion that man would trade adventurous lifestyle for stinky bush. Fuck that, we rather go to Mars, and that sentiment will only grow overtime. Arrivederci bitch.
>>219750032I didn't read the book but I went to the cinema to watch this crap last weekend. I left early since I was too bored. It's definitely a movie for children and it can only be enjoyed by children. Is the book also a children's book?
Ryan Gosling (who isn’t funny at all) makes 5 quips per minute for nearly 3 hours. I should’ve walked out.
>>219749574>its le bad and you're bad thingany more amazing insight I should know before going to see this?
Its been picked up in earnest by the Tumblr crowd
chudchan hates kino
>>219749574This. The homos watching this are NPC cattle.
>>219750338A passage from the Martian:>You know what? “Kilowatt-hours per sol” is a pain in the ass to say.>I'm gonna invent a new scientific unit name. One kilowatt-hour per sol>is... it can be anything... um... I suck at this... oh .... it. I'll call it a>“pirate-ninja.”Dude writes like a middle school girl writing fanfiction. The novel is also full of lazy plot devices that depend on the audience being scientifically illiterate, like high pressure wind storms on Mars. Weir is in the vein of people who instead of appreciating the practice science, have set it up as some sort of infallible mystic belief system.
>>219746683It's the worship of "nerd culture", treating it like something admirable when it's actually repellant.
>>219750619Also this>>219750891. The worship of nerd culture is disgusting to watch.
>>219749408im not OP and i am a zoomer, this shit is embarrassing, i downloaded this yesterday because i do like space movies but this was AWFUL, like this kind of comedy is aimed at the goyest of goys
>>219746683You are literally saying nothing. You are the lowest
>>219746683Why shoulder pads/pauldrons on a spacesuit?
>>219746683>I-I-IS THAT A NORMAL, NOT NIHILISTIC STORY?!?>OH MY KARL MARX HELP HELP I AM BEING HECKING GENOCIDERINED, FROM KINO TO THE TV, I WILL REEEEEEE
>>219750619Jesus. And he's probably financially well off now. There are /tv/tards that could do 10x better than this.
>>219751251It really is. It's made for the lowest common denominator possible.
>>219750891>It's the worship of "nerd culture", treating it like something admirable when it's actually repellant.>>219750943Can you give an example of said worship in the movie?
does the movie use licensed music? does the movie have an oddly high number of comedic relief sequences to the point where you are questioning the genre in the middle of the film? you might be witnessing millennial writing
>>219751476Also. Pop culture references.
I’m kinda shocked the response on here is so vitriolic, especially since it stars /ourguy/. The humor is reddit at points, not nearly as bad as the Martian. It’s just a nice story about two guys becoming friends and saving the world(s).
Buddy cop/roadtrip across America spin off when?
>>219751762men having fun bad
>>219751762>jew writes slop>gets a movie>movie shilled day and night>muh shabbos goy>your shockI think you are lost newfriend. You should go, and stay go.
>>219751861>on board for topic>big example of that topic released>lots of people talking about that topic>shilledBeing a negative nancy churning threads talking shit is just as much shilling as positive threads by the way, any publicity is good publicity. There are certainly anons who saw you faggots screaming “KIKE REDDIT SLOP GOY” and decided to check it out. If you really wanted to bury it, you would just not talk about it. But you can’t do that, because you wouldn’t have anything to talk about if you couldnt complain, and you don’t have anyone to talk to besides the other miserable anons here. >newfriend>go and stay go21 yo redditor masquerading as an old fag, or an old fag who should have “stayed go” from the beginning
>it's reddit>it's kinoit's reddit kino
"reddit" really is the right word for this because like reddit it's very surface level and easy to digest by normies and women. if you have the brain of a women or a redditor you'll love it and won't cringe at the constant cutesy ryan gosling shit he does every scene and the awful humor they constantly try and squeeze in. If you're a normie that likes the mcu, stranger things and other surface level typical shit you'll love this. also it being popular is not an argument for quality. go on youtube and look up the most popular songs and videos. that's who you are defending when you argue for popularity.
>>219746683Is this movie as ruined by Reddit dialogue as The Martian was?
>>219752249Yes.
>>219751762>>219752249>>219752217>reddit reddit redditI have no idea what you fags are trying to convey here. It doesn't mean anything at all.
>>219752249martian moar liek FARTIAN amirite lel
>>219751921>>219752074>>219752217>>219752249
>>219752309It means plenty.The Martian had every chance to be a great movie, truly 9/10 or better, but it sabotaged itself by constantly having characters talk in a flippant, insincere and childish way. It undercut its own drama at every point because it simply couldn't let characters in a life and death situation act like adult professionals instead of retarded fucking children. The horrible writing is instantly obvious when you watch that movie and makes it intolerably cringe-inducing. Turns it from a great movie to unwatchable.
>>219752309"smart humor" normie shit like rick and morty, basic ass quipy comedy writing (uhhhh THAT just happened...) with lots of pop culture nerd jokes. overly cutesy too
>>219750479>no quirky womanchild fujoshi will ever draw tumblrized weeaboo art of you while flicking her beanWhy even live
>>219750406Yeah, don't forget to buy a funkpop and film a tiktok video about it, gay
>>219750619>school girl writing fanfictionmore like a caffeinated millennial manchild who learned writing from reddit posts
>>219751437>FUNKO COPE
>>219751762>I’m kinda shocked the response on here is so vitriolic,Because every man here is miserable
>>219752309It does. You're just obtuse or don't spend much time here, the latter of which is a good thing.
>>219752600>not miserable = performatively clapping at bad movieswoah
>>219752500>millennial>Andy WeirAndy Weir is 53.
I never even heard of this movie before. We still make movies? It ended for me in 2019. Now it's all woke niggerfied goyslop.
>>219751762I thought it was a sweet movie. Two guys doing their best to save their homeworlds and becoming best of friends in the process. The only thing I had some contention with was Rocky understanding english but I can suspend my disbelief enough to enjoy things.
>>219746733Fpbp lmao
>>219752671Does that prevent him from writing like one and/or for that target audience?
>>219751921>>219752074>>219752309Oy vey, you people literally cant help yourselves. No Schlomo we don't like your movie. Its not a "feel good" summer film. It's slop, and it's insulting to science fiction enjoyers.
>>219746733>popularyou have to be 18 to post here
it was funny and you all are just sad humorless faggots
>>219752652You can't even say why this movie invokes such negative emotions in you, you don't have to like it but you just hate for no reason, that's what makes you a miserable loser
>>219750017What is this word salad?
fat femcel retard absolutely fuming remember its that same bitch who think Henry Cavill is gay>>219752779you got discovered and revealed mentally ill bitch i advice you to immediately leave the website or else
>>219752825It's the disparity between quality (lack of) and praiseotherwise it would just be another bad movie and another unjsutified waste of millions
>>219752825why does the existence of people who don't like your reddit flick invoke such negative emotions in you?You got your funko pop. Why aren't you jsut content with chanting AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE
what you have to understand is that being authentic and real is a genx/millennial thing. zoomers HAVE to like the most popular thing. They HAVE to all have watch and love the same things. You aren't respected at all for going against the grain you are actually considered kind of an asshole that needs to be shunned if you don't fall in line. if you are not participating in whatever is happening right now there is no credit for being original like millennials and genx had. you can say that maybe we took it too far but it's insane to see even the zoomers here, on 4CHAN, try and do this zoomer shunning you for not liking the mainstream shit. nigger go to tik tok and reddit where you will get upvotes for embracing the mainstream not here.
>>219752765No, but at some point, Gen Z need to come to grips with the fact that what they call "millennial writing" is typically "Gen X writing," and that millennials by and large don't actually make anything outside of the occasional cartoon.
>>219752383>>219752779don't care, here is your (You)
>>219753030It's called millennial writing. deal with it
>>219753030It's Gen X writing for a millenial audience.
>>219746683>I just can't articulate why.It's because you're no longer able to enjoy something genuine and wholesome so you have to disparage it with as many buzzwords as you can.
>>219746683Okay, I understand your grievance about manchild media, but why is the OP photo from one of the best films of the 21st century so far?
>you VILL be shot into space>you VILL waste years of your life>you VILL sacrifice yourself for hags>you VILL be a sexless chud living with aliens for the rest of your life this movie is disturbing.
>>219752779>we don't like your movieWho is this 'we', mohammed?>>219752947See >>219751437
>>219752982>original like millennials and genx hadMay I see it? Your generations are the biggest 'fall in line' cattle in history.
>>219754133how about 4chan for one>inb4 it was Japanese first
>>219746733Lmao OP btfo
>>219753951it was even more grim in the book. she wielded absolute authority, had a pre-approved pardon from all UN governments for any and all crimes. she answered to no one, with the one sole purpose of getting the hail mary completed and sent so she conscripted anyone and anything against their will. china's entire industrial base was shifted towards making astrophage breeding farms, and the 1/5 of the sahara desert was used to create them, causing massive weather disruptions in europe. she even nuked antarctica to release methane and buy the earth some time.
>>219754286I appreaciate these two because fucking up your face just because your brother did and you don't want him to feel alone takes dedication. They even died together.
>>219752309look, I'm just a simple country chungus but I know what I frikin like, and I like my epic sciencerino space scifi with epic jokes
>>219747614>It's because it's spiritually ugly. Pop culture references???He was sharing earth culture with the alien who was genuinely interested in it. I dont think modern /tv/ even knows what pop culture references are anymore, just blind fear of "something from reddit".
>>219746683I can't stand Andy Weir, that shit is boring.
>>219753951she cute
>>219754638>Google that picture>Incredibly depressing tits
>>219754878It is already obvious from this cropped pic that it's not going to be great. You actually needed to Google it to confirm?
DUDE SCIENCE IS AWESOME AND COOL LMAO
>>219754638>>219754878
>>219753951>>219754322if she were a man you'd bootlick like you bootlick the Avatar guy
the real joke here is how divorced from their humanity the terminally online have become, and its causing [everyone] to simply ignore their input on anything.
>>219746683it just typical muttmerican goyslop
>>219746683>no man hate>no white hate>no girl power>no woman being better than men for no reason>no POC being better than white people for no reason>no capitalism hate>threat to earth is not the unending greed of capitalism, it's a virus that eats stars indiscriminately>centered around a male friendship>no dumb romance subplot tearing /ourguys/ apart>only references to pop culture is rocky and beatles in the entire movie>for SOME reason /tv/ still hates itcrazy coincidence that reddit disowned Weir because he went on Critical Drinker following the release of PHM.
the real joke here is how divorced from their humanity the terminally online have become, and its causing [everyone] to simply ignore their input on anything.That said, proving the rock can make a modular/movable suit, with surfaces that allow for fine manipulation, makes the entire "i built tunnels through your ship" thing completely stupid and his "sacrifice" at the climax pure contrivance.
>>219752982>what you have to understand is that being authentic and real is a genx/millennial thingYou invented cynical media what are you talking about? Rick and morty is the culmination of shit that has been going on since the 90s. You gobbled up Carlin the most cynical "comedian" that ever was.
>>219755164good goy
>>219755164making ryan gosling a coward for no reason at the end of the movie deeply undermined everything leading up to it.
>>219755181the flexible xenonite suit wasn't in the original story. grace never went in rocky's ship. it would have been pitch black, too small interior spaces, and 29 atmospheres of ammonia.
>>219755290why? he overcame his cowardice diving for the samples. Then overcame the original type of cowardice he succumbed to when he decided to not go home and go save Rocky's world instead.
>>219755312the ball had a flexible surface.
>>219755330>there was no white man bad>what about white man bad at the climax>uh it doesn't count white man overcame white man bad
>>219755396that's not white man bad and you know it. If it were every story ever written since the illiad would be because all heroes have flaws to be overcome
>>219755458>white man being a complete coward for no reason after months of working with materials that could vaporize him is not white man badthere's no point in lying like this.
>>219750619>is... it can be anything... um... I suck at this... oh .... it. I'll call it a>“pirate-ninja.”This can't be real
>>219746733d-delet dis
>>219750277How could Rocky enjoy kino without his sonar thingie?
>>219746683anyone using those yid marketing terms to define themselves or anyone else should have their throats slit after being smashed half to death with sledgehammers.
>>219753951>the wealthy's master plan is to shoot straight white men into outer spaceDiabolical
>>219746683>most qualified person on earth to do the mission>can't open jars or walk without tripping
>>219755164heckin holy chungus, I love this film!
