Yo Way Yo.Home Va Ray.Yo Way Rah.Jerhume Brunnen-G!
Too bad they replace her
>>219749837and with a far less attractive bimbo
>>219749817>Zev Bellringer>Xev Bellringershit i had no idea
>high stakes, high concept space opera>lots of weird sex jokesLexx is a unique series.
pink bush
>>219749817
>>219749924Yes the original was perfect
Farscape vs Lexx vs Stargate SG-1, Australia vs Canada vs the United States. For me, it's Lexx.
>>219749948I smile your full, stanley!
>>219749947Both names were used in the show, the mommy xev looks more like xev than zev so I guess she went with that.
>>219750029>perfect body>starts speaking with heavy German accent
>>219749837Absolute disaster that it took so long to get the second season order that they could only get her back for the two more episodes. She was perfect.The fake lips of the new girl takes me right out of every scene she is in.
>>219752963The Earth episodes were so bizarre. The entire season felt lik a dream.
The pilot episode of Lexx is one of the best TV pilots I've ever seen. The rest of the series doesn't measure up
>>219753239Seasons 1 and 2 are great. The rest fell apart. But really, once you destroy the whole universe where else is there to go?
>>219753239i downloaded the whole show a couple of years ago, and yep, the pilot is truly special, it oozes style. it's like one of those grimy 90s videogames like bad mojo or sanitarium or phantasmagoria. i really loved it. then the episode after that, the one with tim curry was fucking painful and meandering. couldn't finish it and gave up on my rewatch. i should have powered through, i've regretted it since, but i also never mustered the energy to give it another chance.
>>219749837reboot when?
>>219749837Her german accent is so cute and hot
>>219754551Never. Have the Germans make a new weird scifi show instead of just remaking the same shit all the time.
>>219750128All the good parts of Lexx came from the germans
>>219750012His Divine Shadow is such a great name.
Why didn't you save her /tv/?
>>219754805I worship his shadow.
>>219751880She never got mommy appeal, I never got why she was famous, didnt even look milf like, more like older sister ugly gitlfriend
Is this the only show that'd made in the same style as an early 90s point and click adventure game with tons of live action and CGI FMV?
watch sora kake girl
>>219750012I worship his Shadow
>>219749817from what i remember, liked teh first season, second season was different. Have to pick it up again.
>>219759052s1 is kino film series, s2 is cheap episodic tv, s3 is artsy fartsy badly paced kino, s4 is surreal sitcom
>>219750128Lexx was a cable TV show, at a time when cable didn't produce a single fucking thing. Their budget probably flatlined like five times.
>>219752991Got feeling that's the moment when their budget really, absolutely flatlined. I think their whole special-effects budget was gone, so they did the "earth" storyline.
I remember masturbating to the shower scene with Zev in which show when I was a younger. I used to watch this show on tv links, anyone else here remember tv links?
>>219759117Season 2 does have one of the best episodes of the series, Brigadoom.
>>219749837>>219749924proof we are living in the dark universe
>>219759117>s4 is surreal sitcomGood times
>>219764308Kino
>>219764308Stan is happy being the black stallion on the board.
Good Pattern
>>219756636You could try Andromeda, plenty of CGI space fights and green screen.>>219757309Space Dandy is also kinda similar to a degree since it's the anime version of Red Dwarf
For me? It's Gigerota.
>790 was a grill called Squeeze PimmelPimmel is slang for penis in German
>>219769625With a name like that, she could be a Bond girl.
>>219768194Andromeda is weird. All the ingredients are right, but something just feels off about the series.
>>219768194>>219771253first season of Andromeda is really good imo, but then it quickly becomes shit thanks to executive meddling and forcing out the head writer
I want to fuck the bunny
>>219771253It's Hercules in space, which is good. It's also Hercules in space, which is bad.
>>219768194>anime>>219771253>>219772289>>219771394I've been watching Season 1 of Andromeda. It is quite nice, but definitely a 7/10 at best.A few things stick out to me as problems-Andromeda's power level is inconsistent
>>219772526A 7/10 is above average and a great show that everyone would watch. Most shows strive to be a 7/10 and fail. You're likely meaning to say 3/10 which would mean a below average show and bad.
>>219759785No. Tell us about tv links
>>219772526A 7/10 is above average and a great show. Most shows strive to be a 7/10. You're likely meaning to say 3/10 which would mean a below average show and bad.
>>219772756>You're likely meaning to say 3/10 which would mean a below average show and bad.But it's not below average and bad >>219772778Faggot.
>>219772756>a [D] is above average and a great showthe people who say shit like this have never actually seen anything that is unequivocally 0/10-6/10. If they’ve actually seen a 7/10, they’ve rated it much lower.
>>219774024t. video game journalist
>>219749817I could never get past Diet-Kyle Maclachlan's gay ass manbun.
>>219749817the original mini-series is the only true Lexx.the shlocky sitcom after is shit.
>>2197727785/10 isn't average, it's the median. The average would likely be well above 5/10 because most things below that level of quality don't get made.
>>219772756I didn't even rate it a 7/10. I just said that is what it is *at best*. The average episode is probably less. I haven't fully thought through the actual rating.>>219774024This >>219774119Take it /v/ bitch. We aren't treating anything with kid gloves for fear of losing access.>>219774241Yeah for sure. But I think people tend to complicate too much.Like it's a 7, maybe a 6. You just know. It's not Star Trek, but it's better than Lexx.
>>219749817If only there were a proper extended version of that song
>"We aren't treating anything with kid gloves" said the guy giving a 7/10 to a mediocre showGuess zoomers are completely unable of having self-awareness.
>>219774362And you're a faggoty ass bitch who is deliberately misinterpreting what I'm saying and you don't even have the back bone to reply to my post lest you obtain the ire of my gaze.Well guess what buster, you're busted!
>>219774345listen to some folksy sea shanties
>>219774345I feel yaAll I can suggest is to go listen to some folksy sea shanties
This show reminds me a lot of Dr. Who from the Eccleston / Tennant era. Maybe it's the high concept nature, the early cgi effects, or a combination of both.
>>219749817The show is like the most wasted potential of the 90s scifi kino era where every cool idea they introduce is hampered by bad pacing, bad acting, shitty effects work (even for TV), or just plain bad writing with retarded DUDE SEX LMAO jokes.If you wanted heady thoughtful sci-fi, you had Star Trek TNG and DS9. If you wanted weird looking sci-fi with cool effects, there was Farscape and Babylon 5. If you wanted comedy you had Red Dwarf and later Futurama.
>>219775684The main problem imo is the protagonist, Stanley. While I realize what they were going for, a complete inversion of the masculine hero, and making him a whiny little worm instead, but this doesn't actually work for a sci-fi series. No one wants to come back week after week to root for a "hero" that is pathetic and weak. You need a strong protagonist. Also the robot head guy is annoying as fuck.
>>219775803you root for Kai, but he can never fuck Zev. And you are repulsed by the skeezy Stanley just as much as she is.
>>219775803From the word go it was trying to be the antithesis of every aspect of star trek. Also stanly isn’t the protagonist. The show doesn’t really have a protagonist. It’s drafting off Blake’s 7 in that regard.
I liked this show but blame it for my friend transitioning.
>>219749817>Yo Way Rah>YoIt's actually "Vyo" here.
>>219754404>the pilot is truly specialIs that the one where a prisoner is transferred and the main protagonist works at the prison?
>>219775803Wasn't stanley supposed to get over his whining in season 1, but he just reverts back to being a pussy in season 2? I haven't watched it in years.>No one wants to come back week after week to root for a "hero" that is pathetic and weakIt's worse if you marathon it, I only found out about it when I saw the DVD boxset was only 20 bucks and figured 67 episodes for a series I never heard of must be at least worth seeing once. Then by disc 3 I was tired of Stanley's bitching, the retarded innuendos, the robot heading crushing on Zev, and Xenia Seeberg's nightmare bogged face and shit acting.
>>219769285Hell ya, Giggerota the Wicked. She's also in Tammy and the T-Rex
>>219771539bunny was so hot
>>219775994lexx didn’t give him autism
>>219749817this show was about the only time i ever enjoyed a seriesit's so late 90's, it's hard to rewatch without nostalgia dumping
all this talk about fapping to Zev shower scenes, but consider how many people got their vore and giantess fetishes kickstarted with thisgreat show though
all this talk about people fapping to Zev shower scene, but have you considered how many people's vore and giantess fetishes were kickstarted with this?great show though
>>219776010What are they singing anyhow?
>>219777916Fighters of the FightFor their home and their heartWe fighters will win or dieForever we are Brunnen G.
>>219752963she just appeared in german playboy too, although it was 30 years later than it should have been
>>219775791Neat, is it human or Ai made?
>>219777967G as in OG?
>>219778171G as in Brunnen G. That's the name of their race.
>>219778230Is the G short for something? I thought they were all clones or manufactured, etc.?
>>219775994Based
>>219776391Lexx gave me autism
>>219778324It's short for Gee but people kept calling them the "Brunnen Gheh!" so they changed the spelling to just G
>>219778451https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ&list=RDU7mPqycQ0tQ&start_radio=1&pp=ygUIZyBnIGJhYnmgBwE%3D
>>219749817I've only watched S01, should I watch more? I only watched it because someone posted her tits in a webm thread 5 years ago
>>219778591It's an acquired taste. By which I mean the show is overall not very good outside of meme moments like the constant sex jokes and imagery that stops just short of being an HBO show, the bad CGI, any scene with Kai, or Zev going from a German cutie to a bogged up bimbo that seems like she can't remember her lines. You could almost say the show is like a giant shitpost.
>>219750012The power of or-der has destroyed your planet.The power of or-der will destroy you.
>>219749817This shit blew my mind when I first discovered it back in its original day. You can reach and say "it's not really unique" and find other examples of oddball surrealist/perverse stuff in more adult contexts but just the way it was presented and delivered as a homey afternoon broadcast show was like opening a door to world of weirdness we'd never experienced before.It's still a trip to watch today. Objective "ratings" don't work for a show like this. You watch it to get into the spirit in which is was made, spare me this "7/10" crap
>>219778402Lexx is autism
> lexx thread> not a single photo of Eva
>>219750012>My shadow there stealing the most powerful weapon in the 2 universes
>>219772526Yeah I just started on Andromeda too. It's got a lot of heart, I like all the little philosophical quotes at the start of each episode. I like it overall but it's kind of clumsy on the worldbuilding. The Nietzchians and Magog as adversaries are fine but we don't get to see much of "normal" life in the galaxy and why it's so bad that Dillon needs to fix it. Like the first time we see anything involving something other than them, it's the hacker guy going to a surfing competition, and then there's some aliens straight out of season 1 TNG with teleporter tech so we can have an emotional episode where Dillon says goodbye to his wife. Which is weird because that's like two episodes in season 1 that both involve randomly going back in time 300 years to when he first got caught. Like they had the first idea, then they were like "shit that wasn't very good, wait I got a better script" and did that one too.I wish the ship was more overpowered and they had crazy adventures that way. Like they had those "nova bombs", but after that storyline fucked off it's just random "faceless bad guys start shooting at us, all systems down" without any real content, just the show stumbling trying to find its footing.I guess I just want another Farscape. Even Dark Matter gave us a closer look into everyday space life for its universe's inhabitants.I do really, really like the subplot of the shipwaifu's robot avatar being really horny for Ksorbs, though. But I'm television literate enough to predict that I bet they drop that ball and don't do anything good with it.
Sorry but it's Xev for me and I do not apologize.
>>219782886>Even Dark Matter gave us a closer look into everyday space life for its universe's inhabitants.So did Killjoys.
>>219782938GIWTWM
>>219778591Watch season 2, it's not as cool as season 1, but still p good
QRD on this shit pleaseIs this some kind of scifi softcore porn or what
>>219749817She was in german playboy last month for her 50th birthday
>>219784587It's a low budget canadian television sci fi show that pushed the bar for what was acceptable to present. It's designed as an anti-Star Trek featuring a cast of misfits and misanthrope anti-heroes in control of a powerful superweapon living ship. It's full of sexual and gross weirdness but also has pretty interesting worldbuilding and backstory. By the standards of what you can watch TODAY, it's pretty silly and tame. It isn't really all that porny. But at the time it was a fun, wild, ridiculous romp. It's like the kind of stuff you could see at a burlesque/freak show. Cannibals, raving madmen, love slaves, undead assassins, graboids, lecherous space rentacops, rapist robot heads.
>>219784644pics or it didn't happen
>>219784765So, white people, having fun. Global genocide for everyone…hey, hey!
>>219786793>Global genocide for everyoneUnironically yes. Imagine if at the end of every Star Trek episode where some asshole planet gives the crew a hard time, they just turned the ship around and blew it up.
>>219782886>I wish the ship was more overpoweredYeah I was gonna elaborate more on this but the capcjas were being retarded.I'm imagining a show where Dylan Hunt can just go around solving local problems with no issue, but then when he tries to do things on a larger scale (ie reforming the Commonwealth) he has trouble because he is just one ship. Sure he can save a single colony or ship without a problem, but he can't take on the entire fleet of another empire.Instead, the Andromeda is getting its ass kicked 5 seconds into the fight.You know what they should have done? Instead of making his ship a big flagship, just make it a little destroyer. Make it super high tech, but also super fragile. Then they can really lean into the underdog aspect of it all. And you wouldn't need to constantly write around the small crew.
>>219782961>KilljoysOooo I never finished watching this. I remember enJOYing that show. A great way to KILL some time >>219782886Excellent post. Yeah the show feels unfocused. I would think one of the first things Dylan Hunt would do is get a low down on the political situation. Like who are the top dogs and what are their current conflicts and such. Also we never learned how the mechanic/hacker guy did in the surfing tournament. It's so obvious they did that because they didn't want to write that character for that episode.However, becka's (the blonde lady) subplots have been nice. The episode with her brother and the episode with John de Lancie were both interesting (but the John de Lancie episode had an obvious missing scene)
>>219749924og Xev was prettier but new Xev was sexier
>>219782938>Tim Curryaight, I'm going in.
>>219771539i wanna fuck the plant
>>219749817Can someone give the 411 on this show?
>>219787777Weird but with some cool ideas here and there, but mostly weird.
>>21978777750 year old incel, a forever horny half lizard half human slut, a homicidal Robot's severed head, and zombie assassin who can't feel emotions and is asexual run around multiple universes blowing up worlds in a half machine half insect spaceship that consumed worlds to live and is controlled by the gray haired incel. They fight a cosmic horror type bad guy (think Hastur) and then literal Satan himself, then come to Earth to have stupid sexy adventures.Think the average European scifi porno comic you find in Heavy Metal magazine, toned down for cable TV and played for laughs ala a Blake Edwards sex farce. That's Lexx...
>>219787777i wasnt gonna but then i saw the quadsso the story starts off in the light universe. There is this huge empire ruled by His Divine Shadow who had just finished building a biological, bug like space ship with the ability to destroy (and eat) planets.Long story short the main cast steals the ship and set off to get laid but run into all kinds of shenanigans along the way.Theres Xev- shes a sex slave but only got half of the programing before she escaped 790- hes a robot head that got the other half of Xevs programming. as a result he is madly in love with XevStanley- hes a loser that almost nobody likesKai- hes deadLyekka- shes a plant and the only person alive who likes Stanley
I kind of feel like rewatching Lexx now.
>>219786051
>>219786817>everyoneIsn’t that omnicide?
>>219787531That's not Tim Curry.Though Tim Curry is in episode 2.
>>219749817I say this with the utmost sincerity.Stanley H Tweedle has the most compelling heroes journey in Sci Fi ever done, and Brian Downey is an underrated genius.
>>219788162nice
>>219788162>>219789389She shows bobs in lots of German films
>>219789389The average German automobile
>>219789597recommend her best nude scene
>>219787777
>>219782938>my client
I thought I had the full uncensored shower scene but can't find it now
>>219793037I'll bake a fresh webm when I get home in about 2 hour. Hopefully the thread is still up.
>>219793306Someone will bump it
>>219754404Yes episode 2 is dog shit. So is episode 3.But episode 4 is also something special.Really for Lexx all you need to do is watch Season 1 episode 1 + 4.The rest of the series has some good episodes spread throughout, but the juice isn't worth the squeeze. What's frustrating is sometimes an episode will start off great, then turn into a boring slog halfway through.
>>219793627You think I would do such a thing? Bump a thread just because I might see some tits?
>>219794005Me on the right
>>219793037This shit will 100% be reality soon. You will be appointed a shitty AI lawyer that glitches out and gets you fed to the bugs
>>219794005My giant pecker peeing on her
>>219793037this fucking nude scene tricked me into watching this entire shitty show, but it never lives up to it. What a babe.
>>219795369I saw her irl once in hamburg 20 years ago.
Bumping this thread for Zev's boobies
Zev was the cornerstone of the show's identity and marketing. When they planned season 2 and it came to a point where they were only going to be able to have her for x number of filming days, I would have simply truncated my season arc into another mini movie or two with her and wrapped it up. Only an excellent villain saves the show, and the show does not coalesque its identity around him, but tries to stay glued to Xev (now with an X, lip filler, and fake boobs). I recall the show fondly and I'm glad I watched it, but I didn't watch to the end. Gave up on a beach reality show spoof episode set on Earth in the last season. I doubt I had many episodes left but I'm just not interested. I'm sure I experienced much better between the first episodes and the start of the Prince fire/water planets season. It's rare for me to feel like that about a show, I mean, I watched the last season of Scrubs.
>>219792734So…the most dangerous weapon in two universes is a incomplete dragonfly?
>>219795996yeah but it shoots some shit that makes planets instantly explodeI think they might've once exploded a star too, but I might be misremembering things
>>219795996The bio-ship that eats planets? Sounds scary to me.
>>219795996Why so skeptical? It blows up planets. Duh
>>219795996What's incomplete about it? You want the bug to have wings? In space??
>>219796193>What's incomplete about it?NTA but something that I can't recall. Probably putting His Divine Shadow conscience inside it or something.
>>219796193hey this show has a giant space spider spinning invisible space websLexx having wings isn't that outlandish of an idea
>>219793037>>219793306baked
>>219796579You will be remembered as the hero that you are, Anon.
>>219796579I honour your sacrifice
>>219796579god bless the germans
>>219749817>>219773900>>219794005Big early Private Gold vibes from this, specially the Virtualia series
>>219796579boobabut also it makes me sad that we don't get to see biotech like in Lexx more often, even to this day it barely shows up
>>219796812>biotechIt looks specially bad as CGI, fakest than practicals.
>>219796579
>>219796873ok, so hire some practical fx artists then
>>219797061Sorry Anon but we have a budget and pAIjeet could do it for 1/100 of the price. Most of the audience don't even care about quality anyways, just make it flashy, or blurry or both.
>>219797221We have the worst of both, jeets doing cgi and the budgets are even more bloated
>>219776145Stanley doesn’t grow a spine until the very last episode.
>>219797061need to hire a necromancer first
>>219797314Well yeah, it should be obvious the limited budget is for the good things, not for the nepo babies.
>>219782901People don’t appreciate Xev enough, she’s supposed to be a satire of an over-idealized “sexy” woman, which made Xenia the better fit. Also, I refuse to believe those aren’t her natural lips until someone can find a “before”photo.
>>219750128You mean Australia vs Canada vs Canada.
>>219797543You're not the only one, Zev is prettier but Xev fits better the "living blowdoll" idea of the character. That's a common opinion on Lexx threads.>I refuse to believe those aren’t her natural lips Are you 12?
>>219797543>over-idealized “sexy” womanDoesn't work though. Such women aren't as sexy as their supposedly less sexy counterparts.
>>219796579>ywn pee all over Eva as she gleefully bathes in your urine
>Xenia Seeberg>not on the Titanic>doesn't see the iceberg
>Xenia Seehamburg>Xenia Eathamburg
More like Sexx, amirite?
>>219793037>>219794005I remember seeing a panel with both Xev and Zev and a cast member admitting that the shower head looked like a penis.
>>219797381I hate this argument. Give me a year and a few hundred K and I will go down to home depot and joann's fabrics and make your stupid fucking shit for you holy fuck it makes me so angry. NASA couldnt even get away with "muh lost artform", people pissed and shat until they fucking unlost it. What makes fucking Viacom think it can claim making fake fucking props and bloodpacks and shit is impossible now? The fucking gall of it. There should be some way to take them to fucking court and legally force them to admit they just want to pay pajeets to do it as cheap as possible so they can save money for fancy cars and gay sex with trafficked children i hate them so fucking much
>>219778125It's human. The artist is named Ahriman and he drew tons of these images for various movies/shows like Aliens, Terminator, etc.
>>219775791>In a stunning turn of events, JFK won the presidency after depicting his mistress Marilyn Monroe as the sexy Zev and his opponent Richard Nixon as the contemptuous Stanley Tweedle.
>drunk thread from tueaday is still upWorship my merciful shadow
>>2198008414chan posting was practically down for like a day and a half too
>>219799718Ever consider the reason the thing prequel had all the practical effects replaced by CGI was because they looked like shit? The only footage we have of them is grainy, low resolution, “behind the scenes” footage of them.
>>219759785I used to pump it to Xev.
>>219780551The first time I saw “lexx” it wasn’t even called that. It was late night on showtime and it was something like “tales from a parallel dimension: I worship his shadow.” The intro was just the “didi-dididum” chant before diving straight in without explanation of anything.
>>219774182lel
>>219780551>spare me this "7/10" crapWho in this thread said Lexx was a 7/10?Stop being a faggot and reply to the people your addressing.hint: the ratings were for Andromeda, a totally different show.
>>219801281NTA but I find that extremely unlikely simply because, as you say, none of it has been released. You're telling me they have an entire movie's worth of spectacularly bad practical effects and they can't even find one scene that's so bad its just funny to put on the DVD release for the movie or anything like that? Fuck off.
One of the only shows where I like the singing episodes
>>219795884>Zev was the cornerstone of the show's identity and marketingCORRECT. Zev was plucky and actually a somewhat decent person. She was the moral center of the show and it was her impetus that usually got things done. Replacing her with Xev, yet another scummy sleazy person, gave the audience absolutely no foil and just muddied the waters. Also Xev is fuckin gross, I hated every moment she was on screen.
I will always respect Lexx for the concepts it presents, but holy shit man, rewatching it as an adult I can't believe how agonizingly slow the pacing is. Every single scene is approximately 2 to 5 minutes too long, with information repeated multiple times throughout an episode. Even in the original 4 movie series, episode 2 becomes downright annoying with how slow the scenes play out and how little actually happens. I found myself saying "Get ON with it!" barely 15 minutes in.It's like they had this good material, but really only had enough for 30 minutes, and decided for some reason to stretch it out to fuckin 90. Even season 2, they stretch 12-15 minutes of material into 45 minutes. It feels like this show would have worked better as a series of very tightly paced shorts that aired with another show or something.
>>219803434What reddit moron wrote this crap?
>>219803726What reddit moron wrote this post?
>>219801970except we have the grainy and out of focus "behind the scenes" footage of the practical effects and they "look good" because its not 35mm-70mm or 4k digital. You need a lot of camera tricks to make practical effects look good, and a lot of expertise behind that. no one on the thing prequel had any connections to john carpenter or anyone else to learn/know any of these skills.
>>219803862>redditard having his little seethe nowlol figuresalways so fragile
