Would you rather try a big kahuna burger or the five dollar milkshake?
>>219753370Now I'm hungry
Nowadays $5 for a milkshake is a bargain
>>219753370i want eric stoltz bowl of cereal
The pop tarts Butch risked his life over
>>219753370Back when they didn't smash burgers into pieces that fall out the sides for no reason.
>>219753370I'd rather try the heroin
>>219753629Best post here. This nigga gets it.
>>219753777By "it," you mean AIDS.
>>219753370I'll just take a cup of the serious gourmet shit, please.
how did they get a kahuna burger at 7am
>>219753370That bun looks like shit. Too much ketchup. Place is known for pineapple on their burgers. Fuck everything about that burger
>>219754898Hah-waiians never sleep, on account of the apnea.
>>219753619It cooks faster, allowing for greater production volume over time.
>>219753629>Mmmm! This IS some tasty heroin!
>>219754898Large cities used to have twenty-four hour restaurants.
>>219755024I see. I just wish they didn't fall apart at the edges. Not comfy.
>>219755024Also tastes better due to greater surface-area browning and fat retention from the fat being pushed back into the meat instead of dripping away. And there's no need for doneness checks since they cook evenly. Overall it's a genuine improvement on burger making in basically every capacity unless your customers don't like their burgers well done.
>>219753370the shake. a burger is a burger no matter where you get it.
>>219755107They need a cookie-cutter and tamping press thing so my burgies have better structural integrity
>>219753370i can't do fast food burgers anymore since I found out human meat is in them
>>219755157Could genuinely be the next step. I feel like we're approaching the krabby patty assembly line from early season Spamgebob thoughbeit. The heart is more important in cooking than the tools.
>>219755134Do not underestimate the fucked up things shitskins can do to a burger.
>>219753370What actually is a Big Kahuna Burger? Is it a hawaiian themed burger? Like pineapple plus bbq sauce? Obviously the burger in the picture appears to be a standard cheeseburger, but a restaurant named Big Kahuna Burger would have to have a signature burger the way McDonalds has the Big Mac and Burger King has the Whopper.
>>219756533it's basically a cheeseburger with lettuce, tomato and a slice of grilled pineapple.
>>219755107no, nigger
