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star trek sex with shran
The fuck happened?
>>219754675This episode was kino desu
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Remember that time when Data traveled back in time and disguised himself as a yokel from West Virginia?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrLvtoKZfxY
>>219754675If it's the end, then your credits will be worthless in a little while. Come to quarks, where you can take your mind off things.> unless you're Ferengi, at which point rule of acquisition 98 applies, which says:> if you can't take it with you, don't go
>>219754675looks like a joint
>cant believe humans buy poison>runs a bar
>>219757506Brent reprised that role not long after he reprised Data. Yay legacy sequels!But how tall is the guy on the left? I thought Data was like 6 feet?
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What ethnic group do Bajorans actually represent?
>>219758477They got cures for bad livers and intoxication in outer space. In that episode where they think Gowron is a changeling, the crew gets intoxication meds that let them keep up with the Klingons drinking bloodwine all night.
I always liked ENT
I had a dreamst night where they made another Star Trek movie, an adaptation of TNG. They cast James McAvoy as Picard.
>>219758557Google says John Larroquette is 6'4".
>>219759173Me too.
Using my Q Continuum powers to banish Wesley Crusher to Tasha Yar's home planet
>>219760152The rape gangs don't want wesley.
Spot runter
Do any of you have a favorite commentary track from the TNG blurays? I like the one for Frame of Mind where the director and the DP bullshit about their jobs and have maybe a sentence or two about the actual episode. Their careers were genuinely interesting and I thought they had neat insights on running a set and lighting so I wasn't too bothered by it.
It was a loading hazard
I wanted to see more Klingon arm wrestling
Why did she do it? Why did she lie to us?
>>219761690Troi's intimate knowledge of the humanoid psyche has led her to become something of a prankster. She knows exactly what to say to an autistic man to make him make an even bigger ass of himself in public.
>>219759173>>219760084I think it took a bit to grow on me, but I like ENT too. I'm not saying it's a perfect show, but I think it's enjoyable Trek. Plus, T'Pol did things for me.
>>219762004We reach, Brother. I've had Star Trek girls do things for me, too.
>>219758801No wondered he raped kids with that tiny shuttle craft in the hanger
>>219754675Goated tier episode.
>>219760084Gotta love those dimples of Venus.
>>219759173I could only digest half of DS9, I didn't give a single fuck about bajorans or maquisI could only digest like two episodes of VOYBut then I jumped to ENT and oh boy it's up there with TNG for me, it truly feels like space exploration again
>>219755521>gets a little drunk>immediately takes over the ship and forces everyone to listen to his shower singing
>>219762148Yes>>219762184Good Ds9 episodes are the best Trek because of Bajorian Cardassian conflict. TNG>DS9>TOS>ENT>VOY>TAS>MOBIES>GARBAGE>SHIT>NUTREK
I'LL TAKE YOU HOME AGAINNNNNNNNN KATHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You know what Alex Kurtzman's problem was? He wasn't born an Irishman.
>>219762314>because of Bajorian Cardassian conflictNah familia, siding with bajorans is lame as fuck it's revoltingIf the Federation was mediator between them I could understand it, I could watch Bajoran-Cardassian conflict from a third party perspective.But the Federation is clearly siding with Bajorans, are bajoran puppets, are bajoran lapdogs and bajorans bitches, and there is no Bajoran-Cardassian conflict, it's (Bajoran->)Federation-Cardassian conflictAnd I could even understand all that if the Federation was exploiting the bajoran's souls or using their women to sell them or something.But noIt's just a gay outpost in the corner of the universe, and Federation-wise, doesn't matter who controls the wormhole, Bajorans or Cardassians, but we are assumed and expected to side Bajoran
>>219762398Good news! It's Temporal Mechanics Thursday.
>>219762124He never "raped" anyone. He admitted that he inappropriately touched one young girl and exposed himself to two others from 1973 to 1994. As far as I know, he was never charged, tried, or convicted of anything.Of course, when you think about it, he practically exposed himself to millions in STtMP, so I'm sure the poor guy's already been shamed enough for that.
>>219762314That shirt looks like it says "NIGGERS" in the thumbnail. Maybe post larger images in the future.
>>219762595Years ago I made the mistake of buying a Niners t-shirt (not a jersey) and as soon as I got it I realized what it would look like at a glance and never wore it in public.
>Hey So basically I'm just gonna not lower the screens I Know..... UGH I know... It's just that I'm not gonna lower them is all HAHAHAHAHRHAHAHA HARAHARHARH.Based
Does beta canon explain the mystery of Patrick's disappearing glasses?
I think captcha's back to normal but trying to upload an image was fucked.
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>>219762656Smart move. You could have gotten your ass kicked or even killed by some random illiterate non-Trekker.
Captain, our sensors are picking up strong tachyon interference.
Watching this one now.
>>219754675Is that supposed to be a spaceship??
>>219764333No. It's a war machine.
>>219764309What a great scene, as well as this one.
>450 year old weapon just cuts through borg shields>not standard issue on every vessel>still dicking around with useless phasers"rotate frequencies!"
>>219764633They may have eventually learned to adapt.
>>219758200Father and son! Canonically!
>>219759144Whichever one you dislike but pity. ...So all of them.
>>219764633>>219764716They'd adapt to it pretty quick. It worked because they weren't ready for it. That's pretty much the gimmick with the Borg. You figure out some clever way to kill them, it works once, maybe twice then they figure it out and you have to figure out something new.
>>219762184Skip ahead a season or two in Voyager
>>219762278 Literally me.
Started watching TOS after loving TNG and DS9. I get the charm, but man every episode feels way too long. Halfway into the first season, is it like the others where it takes a moment to hit its stride?
>>219764309I always found it a little odd that the old enterprise couldn't hide itself from regular jets and fighter craft. Shields and warp drive but no way to hide itself? Not asking for a cloaking device but at least be able to ignore primitive technologies
>>219754675Star Trek is gay
>>219765367I suppose they usually did it with high altitude maneuvering, similar to the way the U-2 spy planes used to operate in order to avoid detection.
>>219765671However, in this particular episode the Enterprise had been somewhat disabled by the immense gravity field that threw them into the past, so was unable to climb high enough to avoid detection by military air and ground radar.
>>219764633It wasn't even a real gun. Picard was technically just pelting that drone with force fields from the holodeck.
>>219765028I really like the scene in Enterprise where Captain Arthur grapples with one that is attacking Malcolm Reed, knocking it off balance, and ripping out a portion of its Borg tubing to disable it.
>>219764333Legally-Distinct Berserker
Shran Trek
>>219762595>>219764103I have a red-on-black Klingon insignia hat that I just know some retard is going to say is a swastika
>>219763110Admiral Patrick ate them
>>219760152>>219760499>Who Rapes the Rapers?
Behead those that insult the pah wraiths
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>>219767925At least they had a reason for not intervening during the occupation.
>>219768896BRING BACK GRATUITOUS VULCAN SEX
>>219759225And that’s legit. Harry Anderson was also pretty tall, just a shade shorter than John.
word from Bill
>>219769302based bill
>>219769302i refuse to believe Bill Shatner has ever heard of the word "fandom"
>>219769302holy based Bill
>>219769360what in the actual fuck are you talking about? "fandom" was basically started with Star Trek
>>219769302Damn, he forgot about the meeting because of his dementia. Sad.
>>219769302>far too many of you are taking the bait
>>219769385Shatner is 300 years old, i don't think he's ever even seen an automobile or a microwave.
>>219764633>>219765028I'll forever be distracted by the muzzle flash being fake at first. I just need to know why. It's gotta be something to do with him pulling the gun out of the case but I don't know what.
>>219769385I swear the word only became mainstream like a decade ago.Personally it bugs the fuck out of me because the way most people use it doesn't feel like it makes grammatical sense. For example, like someone describing franchises they're interested in as "my fandoms"... that just sounds like a person talking about their own discrete groups of fans to me.
>>219769735even if that's true science fiction fandom was never "mainstream." Bill was going to Star Trek conventions before you were fucking born. you being mad at people who use a word is no excuse to be fucking stupid.
>>219769812You need to get your head straight over whether you're talking about the concept or the word, going to conventions in the 70s has no bearing on anything
>>219769646>I just need to know why.They run out of blanks for reshoots.
>>219769849i don't need to get anything straight I'm telling you you're fucking retarded to project onto a 95 year old actor who was Captain Kirk that he would never know about a word that triggers you in specific
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>>219769890i'm the guy who said shat wouldn't know the word and you're arguing with a different person now
>>219769924thanks for letting me know
>>219759173ent took a little while but by the third episode i was enthusiastically singing along to the theme songFAITH OF THE HEART
>>219769890You're not even talking to the same anon, dude, no need to accuse others of being irrational about anything with how you've handled thisfucking connection errors, fuck me
The opening to this episode sure is something
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>>219770195Jesus. Bashir was so fuckin cringe in the first few seasons, where they tried to convince us he's a heartthrob.
I don't consider TOS True Trek. It's more like Proto Trek. Basically the Tracey Ullman shorts of Star Trek.
>>219770368>they tried to convince us he's a heartthrob.What show were you watching? He's intentionally obnoxious and constantly failing with women...
>>219770415add to that the only time he ever actually gets a gf he got cucked by both doctor zimmerman and fucking rom
>>219770368Yeah I've been rewatching for the first time in a long time and I'd forgotten how cringy and annoying he was in the first season. I'm glad they toned it down because I find Bashir easy to like from season 2 onward.
Malcolm x Trip is the OTP of all of 'trek
>>219770535it's Malcom x Hayes actually
>>219770413TOS: The Legend of ZeldaTAS: Adventure of LinkTNG: Ocarina of TimeDS9: Majora's MaskVOY: Link's Awakening
DSC: Breath of the WildSNW: Tears of the Kingdom
>>219770593Oh yeah, ENT: Skyward SwordThe prequel that didn't quite work.
>acts retarded but turns out to be really good with technology Was Rom intended to be an autistic stereotype?
>>219764309computed and recorded, dear...
You really had to post it twice just to add that
the autistic stereotype is that they're retarded and can't interact with others like a normal human and that they have special interests and obsessions like for example "technology."not that they're "really good" at anything. that's just cope perpetuated by their parents who secretly wish they aborted.
>>219770973no i had to post it twice because there's like a 90 second delay of doing fucking anything on this site now and no matter how much you refresh you can't be sure what reflects reality anymore
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>>219771170Neelix should have been made an honorary admiral by Starfleet.
>>219762448you could've just wrote "I like Cardassia" and you'd be right. Don't shit on DS9 because the villains are well-written, that doesn't make sense.
>>219771228>spends the whole series talking about how excited he is to see the delta quadrant and preparing himself to live and work there>bails to be some talaxian single mom's sugar daddy in the third to last episode
Desu seeing what a ditzy bimbo Jeri Ryan is in real life makes her performance as Seven even more impressive.
>>219771170Neelix proved many times, that his "knowledge" is very surface-level, and I don't remember any significant "friendships" with other species. His ship was a flying garbage truck, he wasn't anyone special.
>>219771380There was even the episode where he ran out of useful information and just resorted to buying it illegally.
Archer was the closest we had to a Michael Scott Captain. But I think it could still be pushed further.
>>219770593>VOY: Link's AwakeningThat explains why I like it the most.
>>219771879The Office mixed with....Star Trek? Sign me the f*ck up my guy!
>>219772173What's with the butthurt?
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>>219757157make the hands green and you've got a real winner crewman
>>219770593Star Trek V: Zelda CD-i
>>219764309>>219764615>2009 digitally enhanced edition
>>219773950fuck off frognigger
>>219771311He started reading up on federation laws and realized how much hot water he’d be in
>>219771311>Kes gets booted out of the ship for being a fire hazard>only Delta Quadrant alien who makes it to the Federation is Icheb>gets brutally murdered by Kurtzman/Stewart Trek
>>219770810>>219770982He started as an idiot and then became an idiot savant and then just a savant that speaks weird
>>219759144>polytheistic>caste system>highest caste is priest/clergy>agricultural >utterly buck broken by a technologically superior society>massive inferiority complexIndians, specifically Hindu Indians.
I haven't watched any Trek, but apparently the fictional character I'm most like is OdoWhat does that mean exactly
>>219770982>not that they're "really good" at anything. that's just cope perpetuated by their parents who secretly wish they aborted.I guarantee the slogan "autism is a superpower" was not coined or approved by an autistic person. It grinds my gears every time I see it out in the wild. Autism is a disability where the only treatment is hiding it from others. And most of the time the special interest ends up being the first cartoon we watched or video game we played when we were six.
