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is Dune '84 a better movie than the remakes?
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>>219756712
no, it's dogshit. and the new movies are not "remakes". you sound like a gen x retard that only ever saw the movie as a kid. aka the only way you could enjoy that shitty film.
real dune fans read the books and appreciate the Villeneuve kinos.
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real dune fans have never read a book and downloaded the the SciFi series instead
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>>219756736
Villeneuve has never made a kino and probably never will.
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>>219756773
Reminder that all of /tv/ worshipped Villeneuve. It was only when the Zendaya casting was announced that /tv/ started to pretend that he was always bad. Pure chud revisionism.

Also nobody pretended that Dune 84 was good prior to the Zendaya casting.
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>>219756712
>the looks and aesthetics of the baron in the 84 movie
>the scheming and plotting from the miniseries
now that would be pure kino
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>>219756875
i remember when blade runner 2049 came out. for months half the catalogue was about blade runner, 24/7. the switch up on him on this board has just been really gay
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For me, it's Behind the Dune
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>>219756712
Dune 1984 is fun. Like a really good anime OVA but live action. What it's not is a good Dune adaptation. It completely ignores the point that Paul is an antichrist figure, and instead presents him as a legitimate messiah. That being said, the "my name is a killing word" OC is crazy kino.
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>>219756736
I read the books and hate both the Lunch and Penis Villainoof movies
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>>219756875
Villeneuve is great. He's Nolan if Nolan gave a shit about image composition and didn't waste a decade on capeshit. Also a tall nigga with good taste in women.
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>>219756875
LynchDune was always liked by most nerds. Almost every videogame/comic/show had references to the 1984 movie

DUNC had zero cultural impact and it came out less than 5 years ago. Meanwhile LynchDune is still relevant after more than 4 decades
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>>219756712
>My lord, the Fremen are going to block all spice shipments!
>oh yeah?! Well order the Imperial Fleet to blockade Arrakis! We'll block the spice shipments right back at them! Genius!
There's no way this shit would happen in real life.
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>>219757000
>DUNC had zero cultural impact and it came out less than 5 years ago. Meanwhile LynchDune is still relevant after more than 4 decades
Have you ever considered that you may have no part in and understanding of culture, being a pariah freak?
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>>219756967
That's fine. It needed to wrap up the story into a self contained single movie with no sequel and it did that just fine. The follow on novels were gay anyway and there's no reason to make movies of them. The books are still there and the awesome 84 movie just encouraged everyone to read them if they wanted more. The DUNC movies were terrible adaptations because they missed the point of everything and had zero soul. The Harkonnens are all pale bald dudes that love wearing black? That's so stupid and boring for Dune, it's unreal.
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>>219757173
Villeneuve's movies are good adaptations that tackle the core of the story pretty well. They're also soulful. Chalamet, Butler, Bardem, Brolin, and Ferguson give great performances.
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>>219757119
Starcraft had references to the 1984 movie, even the protoss OST is clearly inspired by the main theme
Emperor Battle for Dune is basically a playable RTS set in the Lynchverse
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>>219757272
It's not 1926 anymore, gramps.
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/pol/nigger spam thread
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>>219757321
Get fucked, retard
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>>219757343
It's all implication
Don't you know Elliot Rodgers and Sylvester Stallone shot movies together? check out this photo proving they're besties
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>>219757364
go back to your containment board, brownoid
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Yes, but it still sucks. It's just not as bad as DUNC.
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>>219757343
Yeah, plebs are being retarded about the Epstein shit. Was the same with Diddy. They ignore all the meat, which is ethnic allegiance and clowning on the goyim (he cooked there), and focus instead on schizos harassing overworked FBI agents with interracial cannibal kid diddler fantasies.
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>>219756875
Villenueve is great if the characters in the story are all emotionless robots. If he has to direct characters with emotions and feelings he sucks dick.
>>219757267
They're the opposite of soulful.
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>>219756712
yes, it's leagues above anything the shitty remakes the mindless dog-faced faggots dribble after.
>>219756736 case in point, this gelded crippleshit would serve better being ground up in the axles of a large truck.
>>219757000
well said, thankfully it'll long outcast the shitty remake
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>>219757267
No, first one was good but the second part is a failure because Chalamet absolutely shits the bed (not to even mention Zendaya) - no suspension of disbelief. Austin Butler is good (better than Sting) but can't save the film by himself.
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>>219757343
The seductive posing he did with his own daughter? The fact he was pals with a pedo and lied about the association? Do you really think anyone can become president and not be one of them?
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>>219757542
No one cares about your stinking, middle-aged loser opinions. Not even online. Kindly fuck off.
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>>219757580
>waahh mummy the man said my brown cartoon dogshit wasn't any good
kill yourself fucking esl puke
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>>219757343
Yes, chud, he did.
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>>219757548
Chalamet doesn't shit the bed. The moment he awakes as Kwisatz Haderach, accepting his Harkonnen heritage is awesome, as is everything after.
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>>219757536
this 100%. it has more immersive HD landscapes, a good cyclopean aesthetic, arguably less ridiculous costumes, but no soul whatsoever. Someone should AI generate a modernized version of Lynch's with bits of Villeneuve's.
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>>219757623
You are not a man. You're nothing. Me speaking multiple languages at a higher level than you do a single one isn't really something you should be proud of, let alone you owning me. Now fuck off.
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>>219757343
He admitted to it many times and his victims have come out and stated as much. But you're so brain rotten, you just laugh and say don't take anything Trump says seriously haha, just believe the best about him regardless if he says he just a 10 year old just birthed his rape baby and he tossed it into a lake. He's just joking that kidder! But when he's projecting that onto the democrats, you take it seriously because of course they did it, Trump said so! He's worse than the Baron ever was but it's too ridiculous to believe on screen.
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>>219757633
absolutely nothing gives the feeling that he's the Kwisatz Haderach. It should be filled with psychedelic scenes of his inner mind but there's none. Villeneuve completely rejects the supernatural element (it's a documentary) while Lynch builds everything around it (it's a dream).
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>>219757272
>Starcraft
My unc in Christ, what year do you think it is?
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>>219756736
the cinematography is great
the acting is subpar
the changes to the story make absolutely no sense at all
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>>219757580
>>219756736
>>219757716
>Unc
>Middle aged
>Starcraft is newer than Dune
You fags know this book is sixty years old, right? Liking older stuff is supposed to be what nerds do and get excited about
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>>219757343
Trump is literally the anti-christ and raping his own child would not even the worst thing he's done.
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>>219757798
Nobody gives a shit about books you fossilized piece of shit
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>>219756736
>Villeneuve kinos
oxymoron, does not compute
>>219756875
>teh white man keeping Brotha Villenueve down, ya heard
loool
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HAHAHA I FOUND LE FUNNY THING ON SOCIAL MEDIA I SCREENSHOT LE FUNNY THING AND THEN POST IT NOW I'M LE FUNNY!!
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>>219756736
fpbp
>>219756875
based and truthpilled
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>>219757708
That's in line with the antichrist theme, though. The Kwisatz Haderach is a fabrication of the Bene Gesserit, an unstable construct with incomprehensible psychic powers. Lynch completely misses the point with his mystifying glorification of that.
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>>219757837
Just say you can't read
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>>219757688
>esl called out for being a pathetic lowly third world esl chimps out
every time
kill yourself
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>>219756712
Actually the Harkonnens are jews in this story.

Wait that actually still works. Nevermind.
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>>219757886
>middle-aged 56%er midwit sharing the whispers of his inner voice
Please don't kill yourself. You may be despicable trash, but it doesn't have to be like that.
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>>219757697
I'd like to see some of these clips where Trump admitted he diddled kids
If you have footage of Trump raping a 10 year old baby that would be pretty devestating
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>>219757881
>the antichrist theme
You're just making shit up now.
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>>219757798
the site is filled with esls, third worlders, trannies, antifa tumblr freaks, jdf, and lobotomised cretins that were raised by tablets while their single mother prostituted herself out online in the same room.
expecting sense from them is a mistake.
im fairly sure half of them were never even toilet trained and are still wholly dependent on e-celebs to tell them which sock to use to ejaculate in.
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>>219757580
uncs getting rattled!
Not a terrible ad hominem tactic. Villenueve makes films with video game graphic slop, anons prefer the 84 one, so you lose your shit and call them retarded old people. Funny, anyway
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No, guys, it's not enough that Trump is a bought and paid for narcissist with a mindraping track record of dishonesty, and his administration is an incompetent joke making third world tyrants cackle, we absolutely need to call him a pedophile, even though there's no real evidence for that <3

I hate plebs so fucking much.
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>>219757929
>actual mystery meat generation that worships deformed goblin refuse like zen-dire and trannies like hunter
>recorded as the lowest iq generation in recorded history, brains filled with plastics and parasites
>40% hinosexuals
>20% trannies
go find somewhere soothing to stim in, afterbirth.
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>>219757963
Yeah, anon. The third book is called Messiah for no reason.
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>>219758062
Without looking it up, what does messiah mean?
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All I know is that I remember and can still see scenes in my mind's eye from the 80s Dune but I can't remember a single scene from the recent movies.
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>>219758085
Hebrew word for Christ.
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>>219758034
If you've paid any attention to American politics in the last 10 years you should be acutely aware of the fact that the country is in fact run by pedophiles being blackmailed by Israel.
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>>219758042
Literally none of that is real. What's real is you being a complete failure, abusing my spot here as an outlet for your misery; I shall not allow it. Close the 50 tabs of transgender porn you have open, remove the hand from that limp dick of yours, turn off the computer, put on the freshest pair of clothes you can find, and go for a walk. You need fresh air. And to rethink your life.
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>>219758146
When I say bought and paid for, I have specifics, facts. When you say pedophiles, you have nothing of substance. Why not simply take the win with the real thing?
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>>219758191
Why settle for a tactical "win" "when there's strategic goals at play? Go back to your debate club and discuss the latest fallacy or whatever you do when you're not working.
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>>219757343
yeah you'd have to be willfully ignorant not to realize it at this point
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>>219756712
yeah
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>>219758336
>he says without evidence
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>>219758146
I remember massive anti-israel protests right after October 7th.
Did Jews order people to protest against israel?
Did Jews order Biden to put hardlines on israel and restrict their ability to operate?
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>>219757343
Have you not read the epstein files the actual justice department released??? Why are trumpers so fucking ignorant
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>>219757630
Why wasn’t it used to stop him from winning in 2016? Why wasn’t this used during his impeachment during his first terms? Why wasn’t this used as a charge when they were literally making things up to try and send him to jail with during Biden’s term? Why wasn’t this used to stop him from beating Kamala in 2024? He didn’t diddle kids, it’s just that he’s best friends with Zionist pedophiles anon, still bad certainly but you focus on the wrong problem. But yeah it sucks that he let BiBi lead our troops into war, but it is nice seeing normies see Isreal for what it really is
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>>219758404
The Epstein files are the evidence >>219757630
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>>219758042
What do you get out of making shit up on an anime forum?
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>>219758524
ohmygod is that an anonymous tip i'm going insaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane
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>>219758524
Random accusations from deranged people calling into the FBI tipline is not evidence. That's why mainstream media isn't swarming what you believe is true, because it's bullshit.
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>>219758524
The ones about Epstein getting annoyed with Bill Gates asking him how to secretly make the STD he gave his wife vanish? Or Epstein bullying people on Xbox Live? Or Epstein going like "goy, goy, goy" a million times? Those files?
>>219757630
>Online complainant
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>>219758483
I did. Epstein said that they were best friends, but he never seemed to exchange any emails with his best friend. There never seemed to be any direct communication between them. There never seemed to be communication with Trump's inner circle or intermediaries as well, I didn't read any emails exchanged between Epstein and Ivanka, or Milania, or Don Jr, Jared Kushner
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>Why wasn’t it used to stop him from winning in 2016? Why wasn’t this used during his impeachment during his first terms? Why wasn’t this used as a charge when they were literally making things up to try and send him to jail with during Biden’s term? Why wasn’t this used to stop him from beating Kamala in 2024?
The Epstein files were still sealed at this point, chud. Now that they are (partially) public, they are being used against Trump but his cultists just dismiss them anyway.
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>>219756736
Reminder that this is literally the hack Brian Herbert's opinion.
Frank Herbert loved Lynch's interpretation of his book.
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>pedophile
He was a faggot
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>the majority of the countries in the region where the war actually happened not only doesn't criticize Trump, but supports American efforts to dismantle what they've long seen as a regional cancerous tumor
>negative effects are minimal in comparison to the Russian war
>maybe we could've better absorbed the shocks of a worthwhile war if Europe hasn't been consuming every single resource stockpile for four+ years and still remains a useless bloc today
>Lebanon and Israel have just agreed to work together to dismantle Hezbollah, a massive regional achievement
I wonder what's with the uptick of pro-Iran/anti-Trump/anti-America fairy tale bullshit while they're at the precipice of losing critical medical supplies and barely being able to afford basic goods and food.
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>>219758498
>Why wasn’t it used to stop him from winning in 2016? Why wasn’t this used during his impeachment during his first terms?
Because epstein wasnt arrested until 2019

>Why wasn’t this used as a charge when they were literally making things up to try and send him to jail with during Biden’s term?
What other things did they make up?
The epstein files were classified until recently to protect all the other powerful pedos in them.

Use your brain man, stop blindly following the cult
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>>219758573
So left wing jews destabilized America by making them attack Israel, and string up and burn effigies of Bibi
They mainstreamed anti-semitism in ways that were completely taboo during the unite the right charlottesville protest. It turns out it is different when muslims and brown people chant "Jews will not replace us"
My question is, what is the next step in their semitic plan?
Crashing this country with no survivors?
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>>219758596
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>>219757881
Paul Atreides being "the antichrist" never even crossed my mind while reading the 4 books. The Bene Gesserit's planned messiah would be more in line with the antichrist but he fucked their plan by coming sooner than expected.
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The site is barely alive and you can make one post every 10 minutes and retards are still derailing threads to sperg about politics they should know nothing about. Nuke /pol/ and permaban the mentally retarded normalfags ITT that can name a single sitting politician.
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>>219758615
>Because epstein wasnt arrested until 2019
Go find out when Epstein was already a registered sex offender, the sex offense already known to be underaged victims. The answer is 2008. And Democrats continued working with him. Now shut the fuck up, you thirdie cultist.
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>>219758581
>There never seemed to be communication with Trump's inner circle or intermediaries as well
Steve Bannon was integral to Trump's bid and first term.
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>>219758631
He's an antichrist figure. And he tries to avoid becoming that, but fails, and then attempts to undo some of the damage he did.
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>>219758646
Steve Bannon got iced out during the campaign. Same with the only person who was implicated in the Mueller probe, Paul Manafort. We are talking influence from June to August 2016
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>>219758615
>The epstein files were classified until recently to protect all the other powerful pedos in them
Who are these powerful pedos? Is it Obama's lawyer? Is it Democrat billionaire activist Reid Hoffman? Is it Democrat billionaire activist Bill Gates? Is it Democrat Bill Clinton's treasury secretary Larry Summers? Is it left-wing darling Stephen Hawking? Can you give us some names?
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>>219758589
Trump is the reason we know who Epstein is and what he was. Yes it’s a disappointment to realize he let him get arrested because he literally didn’t know who actually owns our government, but as I said, it’s nice seeing normies see isreal and its people for exactly what they are. Right now I’m unfortunately at 2 for 3 in talking with boomers at the bar about Trump, two idiots really think this war is a good thing, but the third boomer flat out said that this whole thing is idiotic and it’s insane how owned we are by isreal. It’s not perfect but better than I’m seeing from most liberals, who literally are incapable of seeing anything past Trump and don’t care about how bad the democrats have been

>>219758615
They made up a rape case by literally temporarily ending statute of limitations in New York so some woman could say he raped her in a macys changing room. They made up an entire loan fraud case despite the bank he took out the loan through saying he paid back the loan and would work with him again. Yes it’s embarrassing that Trump is our president, but he’s here because our political class is THAT BAD.

>>219758616
They don’t have a plan, but they do require the destruction of Europe to fulfill their prophecy to bring about the antichrist. Which that’s going well I suppose
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>>219758578
>The ones about Epstein getting annoyed with Bill Gates asking him how to secretly make the STD he gave his wife vanish? Or Epstein bullying people on Xbox Live? Or Epstein going like "goy, goy, goy" a million times? Those files?
You believe all of those, don't you, chud?
It is only the Trump ones which you pretend aren't real
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>>219756712

Feyd...
Lovely Feyd...

Baron was fucking hilarious in the '84 movie.
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>>219758581
Its almost as if Trump ordered the DOJ to delete all the emails directly implicating him during the months when he angrily refused to honor his promise to release the files (leading to his fall out with hardcore loyalists like MTG), but due to the enormous amount of files they failed to get rid of all traces so he fired Pam Bondi
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>>219758708
You're the chud here, completely dismissing required nuance.
>>219758724
Feyd was in the 2024 movie.
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>>219757837
Illiterate zoomers many such cases
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>>219758707
>They made up a rape case by literally temporarily ending statute of limitations in New York so some woman could say he raped her in a macys changing room
If they made up the rape, then why didn't they just say it happened within the statute of limitations to begin with?
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>>219758483
I unironically did. The part where they listed people with potential leads and accusations specified they couldnt find any concrete evidence to confirm them for Trump and several other accused celebrities. Then there was the part that specified Trump was one of the only people to cooperate with investigators and gave them all kinds of info on epstein when they started building a case against him.

If youre actually a kid diddler you probably would cooperate with authorities to get your "plug" and "best friend" arrested.
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>>219756875
>. It was only when the Zendaya casting was announced that /tv/ started to pretend that he was always bad.
Yeah yeah whatever revisionism you need. us Lynchfags were contrarian from the start. And rightfully so. It did turn out shit.
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>>219758790
wouldn't*
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>>219758631
I know its not a normal way to read futuristic science fiction literature but actually do sit down and think about what an actual Christian view of a story set in the far future where Jesus has either not returned or has somehow failed and where a huge plot point is this grand plan about manipulating all of humanity into rejecting grand messianic leaders entirely.
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>>219758753
ohmygod is that black text on a white background with literally 0 sources? how can you not believe that?
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>>219758596
Young Kyle was so cute
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>>219758776
because then there would have been actual evidence against it. the earlier something is claimed to happen, the harder it is to disprove.
also you can get the accused onto the stand and his own memory will be weaker for earlier years - "perjury trap". where he slips up on something unrelated and you bust him for "lying".
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>>219758776
Just look up the case itself and look up the woman who accused him. The whole thing was weird and she had an awkward interview during the whole thing where she literally went off about the romance of rape. Hell it wasn’t even a rape case, best they could do was a civil case about him sexually assaulting her. Look I’m not saying that Trump is perfect or even a good person, but he’s there as a reaction to the poor quality of our general leadership. It’s not my fault that the entirety of the system doubled down on being fucking worse, or democrat voters not ever holding their party accountable for stealing the last 3 presidential primaries from us. And it’s not even my fault that Bernie sanders literally sabotaged his own campaign in the 13th hour attacking the white working class in his last debate with Hilary rather than going after her for the emails proving the party and media was not only colluding with her to steal the democrat primary, but also sabotaging the republican primary to push Trump over the other candidates
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>>219758753
>picture straight from Reddit
Bernie lost. So did Russia, Iran and China, Ivan.
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>>219758498
They tried back in 2016, but Donald's goons threatened the defendant until she dropped the case
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>>219756712
PedoMania is boring
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>>219756712
>Paul is the good guy
>Freemen were innocent
>The Baron was bad
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>>219758861
Kek, Russia didn't lose. Putin's best bud, blackmailee, and literal puppet is present of America and destroying from within while embarassing it in front of the world. If it were in a movie, it would be laughed at as way too unrealistic and never taken seriously
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>>219759555
No matter how you twist and turn it, the Baron was bad in the book and all adaptations. Morally depraved, and the main aggressor.
Doesn't mean that those who oppose him are automatically the good guys, of course. Or that the system he wanted to topple was inherently good.
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>manipulated by Shaddam to attack Atreides to get rid of them and to weaken him
>literally bred by the Bene Gesserit
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>>219759555
>>219759629
Everyone with a brain knows Paul is bad because through the water of life ritual unlocking his ancestral memories he has undeniable knowledge about the divinity of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ, having witnessed his miracles, death of the cross, resurrection and ascension into heaven. But he tells nobody about this. What a jerk.
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>>219758753
>hes in the epstein files!
>I read them, hes not really in them
>t-thats because he ordered them to take his name out!
Kek, youre pathetic.
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>>219756966
what's that?
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>>219758776
kek
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>Exposition Dump
>Fade out
>Fade back in
>Oh yes. I forgot to tell you
>Additional exposition dump
>Roll opening credits
>Additional "Secret Guild Report" exposition dump

At this point I'm fucking checked out of this movie. Are you fucking kidding me right now? Seriously? Get to the freaking movie you motherfuckers! Who does this Lynch dude even think he is? Then some fucking Giant Slug thing with hands and feet starts talking about 2 more planets. Fucking Ix and how they have better machines than some other planet Richese. None of that was in the exposition dumps! You've already thrown fucking 6 planets and 5 factions at us and the movie barely even fucking started!

I see now why the critics call the source material “notoriously impenetrable” and why book readers who have managed to digest it often settle into a palpable smugness over that achievement.

And they are saying how much of the story is devoted to sci-fi bureaucracy. Which elites have import/export rights in which provinces? What are the specific bylaws governing a leadership transition? If someone wants to lodge a complaint, which regulatory body must they contact?

Like hella come on man! I didn't fucking sign up to play a session of fucking Twilight Imperium! I just wanted to sit back and watcha comfy movie and now I'm upset and came here to rant about it because it is not going to fucking happen! You told me Lynch Dune was fucking kino, you motherfuckers you! Is there a way to watch this without the massive exposition dumps? Also please no smug BookBros takes. We get it, the text is notoriously impenetrable and you have a grasp on one of the most difficult Sci-Fi stories of all time. Don't want to hear it anymore.
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>>219760792
I think you should just watch Star Wars.
It's better suited to your preferred method of viewing.
I mean, you could also watch DUNC, as that basically turns Dune into something significantly more simple than Star Wars, but it's also complete and utter trash.
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>>219756966
Poon? So, if it was a all black cast, what would it be called?
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>>219757798
Then bring this back.
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>>219758135
That’s Moshiach you fucking ponce!
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>>219758836
And the absolute unforgivable error of him NOT taking Mentats in Fallout is heartbreaking.
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>>219762304
It's a transliteration.
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>>219760031
A porn game parody that is surprisingly faithful to original
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>>219756712
you lost though
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>>219758753
Stop being antisemitic and trust him
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>>219756712
It doesn’t have Timmy and Zendaya in it. So of course it’s better.



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