>>219756717Very LGBTQIA2SNP++++ friendly.
Gay and trans suicide has a positive effect on society
pretty good until you remember that DEWEY WAS RAPED.
Very goyish
I want an HD or 4K Blu-ray of the original show. The streaming version is low quality.
>>219756743Is Dewey gay?
>>219756776He became a different man after that
>>219756797A nu start in life, if you will.
>>219756776By whomst?
>>219756786>Called Malcolm in the Middle>Was the 3rd of 4 children??? No wonder they introduced the pointless baby, it was just to make the title correct
>>219756743That's good, that means /tv/ anons can relate
>>219756873They couldn't find a feasible way to kill off Reese
>>219756868
Does the show still have funny scenes like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVCLKRMEjAs
>>219756873There's only three kids in the house from the very start of the show. Francis is out of the picture
>>219756873Francis doesn’t live with them
>>219756776>>219757037>>219757015The jury's still out on that, from the original post it was implied if it was Dewey that he was working regular jobs and did everything in his power to stay away from that life and especially Brian Cranston, so for him to turn heel like this would be pretty strange and out of character.
>>219756717It was aight, 6/10
>>219757642Now, I'm not pointing fingers or saying Bryan Cranston didn't rape Dewey allegedly but I am saying DEWEY WAS RAPED.
leah x kelly ass2ass
>>219756717It ties up the old series and sets up the possibility of a spinoff. If you've got a couple of hours spare and like the original it's worth a watch. Hal getting high af and meeting "perfect" hal during the trip was a highlight.
>early seasons>Malcolm is in the middle of the three that still live at home>later seasons>Malcolm is in the middle of all the siblings>revival>Malcolm is in the middle of the entire family, including Hal, Lois and LeahK I N O
>>219758320>Hal getting high af and meeting "perfect" hal during the trip was a highlight.that was by far the dumbest part and took up basically 25% of the entire series
>>219756776I didn't even know he was sick
>>219756717Why do they do this to shows? The original was fine on its own. They can't be making that much money on it. Are they just out of ideas?
>>219756717>how is it?Comfy but not sustainable. It's basically one long film arbitrarily split into 4 episodes, all focusing on Hal.No one else gets enough screentime, Malcolm included. But we do get a full-length rendition of Hal singing locked out of heaven along with an entire episode dedicated to every other character talking about how Hal shits rainbows and is the greatest person in the universe.
Malcolm having an issue with his whole family makes no sense. 95% of his problems in the original were with Lois, and the other 5% with Reese. Hal was generally a chill guy. He straight up idolised Francis. And he was the one tormenting Dewey more than the other way around.
>>219758634Nostalgia sells. Once something is around 20 years old it becomes the perfect time for companies to capitalize because the people who grew up with that product are adults with money to blow. That's why 2000s era stuff in general is coming back in trend for music and fashion.
>>219758979I didn't really have an issue with that since him and his brothers were objectively toxic people around each other. It's not so much them fighting (though they did do a lot of that) but the antics they got up to in general. I think it did a fair job of portraying that with the car keying and christmas hypothetical.My bigger issue is that Kelly is only a couple of years older than Leah, and somehow no one in Malcolm's family knew Leah existed even though we were shown that Malcolm didn't cut contact until a number of years had passed.
I don’t know if any of you guys ever see the seasonal or Media-tie in promotional Doughnuts they make but does this not seem like the laziest shit ever?
>>219757037But he's a known heterosexual
>>219757053No. The start of episode 1 does a "Previously on Malcom in the Middle" in which they show a montage of funny moments from the original series. Then the rest of the new series is nothing like that. The new series has been sanitized and made "safe".>>219758320>highlightThat was a lowlight. Felt like a total waste of time.
>>219756796He's actually having sex with different women every single night. I'm not joking.
>>219758979He says explicitly (I think twice) he hates that being around them effectively "makes him" an asshole. They're not all actively fucking with him, he just acknowledges they drive him batshit, intentionally or not.
>>219756743It’s MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ you bigoted shitfuck
>>219756717Old people shouldn’t be allowed to appear on camera
>>219756717
>>219756717i want to fugg malcolm please let me fugg malcolm please
is reddit correct?
>>219760439you mean zoomer malcolm not crusty old millennial malcolm right?
The only funny scene was the glitter bomb falling on Hall and then Francis detonating it. Then they ruined it with the waitress puking
>>219760446No? It made fun of political correctness frequently
>>219760446yes. It was "early 2000's woke" which was apparently acceptable, but still.
>>219760446>>219760446Unfortunately, yes. I can recall at least one episode in a later season in which Malcom turns to the camera to point out that he's not homophobic. The rainbow brigade's agenda has always been shoved into tv. They just don't try an hide it anymore.
>>219760425What the fuck is this? Is that Stevie?
>>219760639Yea with his husband and their adopted niglet
>>219760446>>219760545>>219760559>>219760615Slappy the Janitor is here to remind us that R*dditors are, as always, so full of shit that when they sneeze diarrhea dribbles out their ears.
>>219760615They lean into homophobic stereotypes trying not to be homophobic. It’s not woke at all. Unless the litmus test for something being woke is >doesn’t want to massacre all niggers, kikes and fags and display their heads in the center of townalthough some anons would say it is ig
>>219760922Buddy, in the episode, someone photoshopped Malcom's head (Maybe Reese's too) onto the heads of some guys in a gay porno and it got emailed out in revenge. Malcom had his little freak out moment, shouting how that's not him, before then turning to the camera and saying "Not that I'm homophobic or anything".The episode of Reese's army buddy coming to visit him and she turns out to be a lesbian crushing on Lois also comes to mind.There was absolutely woke shit being snuck into the show, most of it in the later seasons after it had already become more popular. That's usually when they get more active about pushing that shit.
This is Dewey's actor today. He's four years older than me and looks like he could be my dad. All the kids aged like dogshit while Lois and Hal basically look the same just with grey hair
>>219761105because hal and lois always looked old to you. dewey was just a kid and now he's an adult just like you now.
>>219761105you dont look as good or young as you think you do
>>219761087Lesbians exist sometimes. It’s not really woke to interact with them without saying want to murder them
>>219761184The only murder that occurred here is that of the English language by you.
>>219761087That's not woke, it's tacitly accepting that being involved in gay pornography would be embarrassing and the creator of the video knew it and used it against Malcolm, with no societal pushback. You can't even make jokes like that anymore, therefore it wasn't woke.
>>219761132>>219761163I see I've triggered the norwoodcels
>>219761347>then turning to the camera and saying "Not that I'm homophobic or anything".
>>219761407meaningless concession, like making Buffalo Bill a guy who just "thought" he was transgender
>>219756717They didn't go full retard mode. They could have made Dewey a mtf troon and give us a touching speech about every day struggles with a rotting neovagina.Loading...Loading...Loading...
>>219761460>meaninglessNo it was not. The concessions have never been meaningless. They have bee pushed and demanded for decade upon decade and so many inches have been given up that now our feet are teetering on the edge of a cliff.But chances are you're just a fag so you were actually in favor of such propaganda.
It was pretty solid. Leah wasn't unlikable but a female Malcolm was a boring and shit character choice.
>>219761715>o I wish Malcolm in the Middle was a 1960s fag PSA
>>219760255>sanitizedThat really is one of the central words. I watched the first trailer and was immediately put off by how the house looked like a set from a Modern Family episode. The house in the original series looked extremely lived in.
>all of malcolm's friends in highschool are such losers they all end up becoming gay out of desperation>people mindraped by culture war garbage cry about what would have a pretty funny joke in the 00s
>>219763138Oh yeah, I'm positive that that was the intent.Eat shit, retard.
>>219756743>creator admits the tranny character was created solely for normalization propagandaIslam was right, fags should be killed not enabled.
Malcolm being the only one with kids was dumb they were missing out on a decent gag Francis being exactly like Lois when disciplining his kids or Reese somehow being the most responsible dad out of all of them on accident.
>>2197608014 real? Did he troon out?
>>219759481No. Donuts are awesome. I eat them on cheat days.
>>219761087that's literally just a rehash of seinfeld's "not that there's anything wrong with that" just done in a more hamfisted way, dumb fuck
>>219763452You're not allowed to show white people in modern setting having children at or above replacement margins.
>>219761105that's what happens when you get raped
>>219760425>>219760639>>219760801Grim, wasn't Stevie straight in the OG series, there was an episode that he was pretending he was dying to get attention from a girl no? Why are they like this?>>219761105Malcolm looks good though.
>>219756717It's mid
>>219761105He looks so happy
>>219757062>>219757066That isn't what middle child means and you know it, plus if you are counting the ages of people who live in the house, then he is 4th out of 5, still not in the middle.
>>219756717>so how is it?
>>219756717There's a MMOWQTQGLISLGBQT+
>Waaah waaah it's too woke nowDid you guys forget about cousin Nancy who had "two daddies" as early as season 1?
>>219768369so ?
>>219768369yeah we forgot, thats the point
can't remember
>>219765109Not every gay is a flaming homosexual from birth. Some take a while to figure it out. That being said, the gay, black cripple plot development was such obvious pandering.
>>219769142>Not every gay is a flaming homosexual from birthYes I'm aware.>That being said, the gay, black cripple plot development was such obvious pandering.The thing is he was straight in the OG series, but I guess the actor needed work ect...It's just such bullshit.
>>219757642Wait, Brian Cranston raped Dewey? I knew his shitter got shattered by someone but I didn't know it was Walter White>>219756796Yes, getting assraped turns you gay
>>219768369You niggers always seem to ignore that in that scene Reese says "whoa, two dads that must be paradise" only for Hal and Malcolm to give him the look, because Reese was too dumb too understand those guys were gay and it was weirdHomosexuality was still frowned upon, when Hal almost bought a Ferrari he was also weird out by the car dealer
>>219761163Yes I do.
>>219768369>two gays adopt a girl>raise her to hate womenWhat’s the issue?
>>219769775No it was jew executives, Cranston just gets memed because it's funnier.
>character claims she knew she was "non-binary" when she was 5>when non-binary hadn't even been invented yet
>>219758320bryan cranston's ego stroking wasn't funny at all. the character was a cartoon by the end of the original series and they leaned on that hard for this revival (when it's not trannoid ego stroking instead)
>>219756717It was okay.It did have that modern Disney problem of testing the waters with a potential female focused reboot. I don't think Leah is interesting enough to pull off a reboot so this is probably the last time we will see the family together.
>>219760446The most preachy the show got was the episode Lois screwed Malcolm over so he could be president. I know some people liked it but I thought it was retarded.
>>219756717I thought it was a surprisingly nice sendoff to the franchise, but I didn't find it funny at all, and some of the decisions involving where the characters ended up were baffling.>Stevie is now the gayest man alive>the baby is a they/them, and her retarded hick family is somehow completely accepting of this>Jamie is a dumb meathead>Dewey is absolutely nothing like Dewey (I mean the character, obviously the actor is different)>Malcom's old friends are now a gay thruple with an adopted autistic son>Reese is still just teenage Reese, which is getting weird now that he's now 40 years old
>>219763375retard, several Islamic countries are pro-tranny, particularly Iran, they're basically ok with faggots if they play the woman's role cause arabs are incredibly faggyLawrence of Arabia negotiated by selling his arsehole
>>219770772Time is nonlinear now. I’ve heard people claiming shows made in the first half of the 2010s were explicitly mocking incels/chuds despite neither existing yet.
>>219771113>degenerate muslims exists means actual muslims are okay with itokay retard
>>219771099>Stevie is now the gayest man aliveBlame the actor. He's gay and looks like that IRL so they worked around him.>the baby is a they/them, and her retarded hick family is somehow completely accepting of thisKelly is a tomboy and never identifies as male, in show or irl. It's also making fun of Lois always wanting a girl, only for the girl she got to not want to be a girly girl who plays with dolls and is prim and proper and nice>Jamie is a dumb meatheadSo? He was a fucking baby in the original show, what did you want them to do? Make him dewey levels of prodigy and show him being a fucking surgeon or something as an infant?>Dewey is absolutely nothing like Dewey (I mean the character, obviously the actor is different)Fair enough. His entire personality in this was just getting laid 24/7.>Malcom's old friends are now a gay thruple with an adopted autistic sonGay is questionable, but that's not their adopted son. That's a clone they made using genetics from each of them. They spell this joke out pretty clearly.>Reese is still just teenage Reese, which is getting weird now that he's now 40 years oldReese got progressively stupider as the show went on. He went from cool bully/troublemaker to idiot who causes trouble out of his own stupidity. Him being a 'failure' lines up perfectly with where they took his character during the original show. Multiple failed marriages, jobs, and trying to exploit his parents' stupidity for jewtube monetization, etc.
>>219756786they had an HD widescreen version on Netflix at one point, but the show wasn't filmed fully widescreen safe so there were a few instances where the expanded image revealed set edges or stand-in actors
>>219770823>bryan cranston's ego stroking wasn't funny at allthisI still can't believe they had him sing an entire rendition of locked out of heaven, while so many characters got pretty much no screentime
>>219771113"basically ok" is a stretch, its still heavily criminalized in places like afganistan where they have young boys do fucked up shit. even if the morality police locks them up, the hick rural types still can't stop fucking little boys, its messed up
whose kids were at the quesedilla scene? reese?kelly is cute btw
whose kids were in the quesedilla scene, reese?did you find kelly cute?
they made the show about women and /tv/ brown simps fell for the troon
why did that kid get exposed to his whole school for asking for titty pics
they should've just called it foid in the middle
>>219771562>>219771611kys simp
>>219756743So the show is Canadian?
>>219769700>The thing is he was straight in the OG series, but I guess the actor needed work ect...It's just such bullshit.The actor is a gay fraud, he isn't even crippled.
>>219771274>Kelly is a tomboyShe's explicitly non-binary, it's even the first scene in the show, Hal not knowing the right pronouns>So? He was a fucking baby in the original show, what did you want them to do? It's pretty lazy. They gave him nothing, he's just an empty shell of a character (big guy with no thoughts).>That's a clone they made using genetics from each of them.This isn't a science fiction show
>>219760828>that moment in the episode when abe comes in holding a beer can and a mop standing next to the cardboard cutout and the other black guys including hal point and laugh at himthat is the exact moment when racism was truly ended
>>219756717Good.
>>219770972>>219771080I thought it was odd that they put so much screen time into the goings-on of a character who ultimately didn't matter that much. With so little time, why waste it showing her high school?Shows how naive I am, didn't consider that it might have just been a backdoor pilot type of thing.Why is this shitty website still shitting the bed so much?
>>219756717it was okay
>>219769775It's entirely made up
>>219763681Francis literally announces his wife is pregnant in the special
I liked how Malcolm managed to turn the whole fucking event that mattered more than anything to Louis and Hal, to being about himself.>UHH EXCUSE ME EVERYONE, SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT THIS SPECIAL MOMENT IS NOW ABOUT ME AND MY FAMILY (BUT MOSTLY ME)That was perfectly Malcolm.
>>219756717I squeed when the troon character looked directly at the camera and heil'd Pfizer
>>219772121The special had great ratings, so a full series continuation is probably going to happen. The new Disney CEO will probably announce full season orders for Malcolm, Scrubs, and The Muppets for next year.
>>219771611Of course
malcolm was always crashing out and going red in the face
>>219756781>goyishSo it's not Jewish?
>>219760446Every time a show gets revived, they dial the liberal politics up to 100 and people complain you've got faggots like that redditor telling them the show was always pozzed.It's better to ignore subhumans like this, they wouldn't argue in good faith if their lives depended on it.
>>219772121I didn't mind it solely because it was basically the only time Hal wasn't on-screen.I would've preferred more interactions between Leah and Kelly though. I really would've preferred Malcolm, the fucking supposed main character, to be in it more.They took too long to get Malcolm back in the same place as his family.
Why is 4chan posting so slowly?
>>219772735Yeah. I wanted to see Malcolm interacting with Dewey and Hal and Reese and...well, you know, MitM characters. Not a bunch of new characters who serve no purpose beyond not being "diverse."Reese and Dewey were in the whole 4 episodes for like ten seconds combined. The whole thing was a giant slap in the face.
>>219773637>Reese andOh come the fuck on. Don't lie. Reese had the second biggest role of the brothers after Malcolm. You could at least have said Jamie.
They should have brought back Julie. She was a cutie (non-sexual)
>>219773637>>219773745It was really bizarre when Malcolm arrived at the party and Reese found him, hiding behind a plant, and said about one sentence total to him.That was their only interaction across all 4 episodes I'm pretty sure (not counting the flashback montage).
stevie get prolapse
>>219773881I feel like that's fairly in character for Reese. I do wish the brothers interacted more. Even if Dewey had to be banished to a laptop screen, you could surely do something with Francis, Reese and Malcolm.
>>219774289The story should have been something like Hal gets lost in the desert after tripping on weird drugs, and Reese and Francis guilt Malcolm into helping them find him because otherwise Lois will do something bad.Meanwhile, Malcolm reluctantly lets Lois and Piama babysit Leah, while Kelly taunts her.Instead, Malcolm spends 3 episodes in an entirely different part of the country
>>219756717Woke and Gay with lots of swearing
>>219760446No. They say the same thing with Star Trek. It's not the same thing. Woke is a derangement of liberal progressive politics.
>>219774782No there isn't.
>>219760326so much this
>>219758320That was the worst part. It also ate up an entire episode.
>>219771743It did seem a bit extreme but bro did ask for nudes after talking with Leah for a day.If they do a continuation maybe it'll be a factor of her getting accepted by her bully's friend goo.
>>219773881The flashback where Malcom keyed his own car to spite Reese was peak
>>219759481What? Where are they sold and who makes them? What an odd promo.
>>219756717I'm making a spin off show titledMalcolm in my assIt's 9 seasons of "damn Malcolm you're in my ass! " And Malcolm be like "damn I'm in your ass!I'm gonna hire Hans Zimmer for the soundtrack
>>219774999exactly!
>>219761105I thought he died.
>>219761105He's doing something crazy right now like getting a Master's in Victorian Literature from Yale. Good for you, Dewey.
>>219775343He's going for a PHD and denied "buckets of money" (Supposedly $7 million?) to be in the revival. He's just wanted to stay out of showbiz and the public eye, and all his social media is basically devoid of stuff. As far as has been said everyone in the cast is still in touch with him and are happy for him doing what he wants even if they're sad he couldn't be on the show, but dude's genuinely living a solid life if he can turn down 7 mil.
It felt nothing like the originals cinematically. I thought I would hate the new sister and malcolms daughter, but they were actually pretty good additions. The humour and editing wasn't punchy enough.The only laugh out loud moment for me is when they edited Stevie's monologue to be normal speed and the fact all he said was "Hal. Is. A. Great. Guy."
>>219774782retard
>>219761105Malcolm and Francis look fine
>>219776028So that picture of the cast with a picture of him was just due to his aloofness, I see.
>>219776130are there any paparazzi like photos of them? or are we comparing a real life photo against after hours of professional makeup?
>>219756743Am I supposed to believe this is a boy? I don't care what she identifies as, I'll fuck her silly in the ass.
>>219756717>>219776130francis aged like a fine fucking wine holy shit he looks good considering everything.
>>219776714No she's "non binary" which means....something or other. But she's not a boy.
>>219760425Funny they made the black cripple boy gay. They stacked all the debuffs on him.
Who the fuck invited Kitty? Her tits got huge. Yet no Cynthia? Justice for Cynthia!
>>219776931The Cameo Police
>>219761105He looks good. I was worried he trooned out or something. What a snob to not get back together for one last hurrah tho. He's the real Malcolm, gets into the good school, doesn't want to see the family. The movie is actually about Dewey's actor.
>>219761105> He's four years older than me and looks like he could be my dadSame. That’s a hard 34. Looking at his Wikipedia rn he was born down the street from me.
>>219770972I think Leah was fine, wished she showed her bobs and vagene.
>>219771611Yeah she's hot. Too bad the actress is actually a transtard. She should do a scene topless since guys don't worry about that stuff.
>>219776931It kept cutting to this other back couple as if we were supposed to know them, but I didn't recognize them. They chest bumped towards the end too.
>>219771611The quesadilla scene was Jamie and Kelly still as kids, it was meant to be several years ago.
>>219758383It’s almost as if the show is called MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE!
>>219777009Lois's actress mentioned that he said it's not just about not wanting to, it's that he really can't, he's not acted in twenty years and he's a completely different person now, he doesn't have that old Dewey mindset to tap into anymore, he's in academia now and has been for a long time.
>>219776005Frankie looks eternally like a kid. He looks like he should be dating Leah, not be her father. (That's kinda hot.)
>>219776005Francis aging into looking quite like Cranston in the original show is fortunate.
>>219756717its gay
Did they have Cher make a return?
>>219756717I liked it and it surprised me. A lot of the jokes, gags, and pacing felt similar to the og show. I didnt even mind the non binary chick most of the show and she kept pace with everyone else. What completely ruined it was her 5 minute speech about becoming non binary and it became a weird finger wagging soap box about acceptance.Anyone that says they made a life altering decision prior to maybe 6th grade is full of shit. Theres some mental thing where they convinced themselves that happened or had some gay therapist walk them through meaningless shit and they attach it to something for it to make sense.
>>219758979Dewey was an asshole. Malcolm stopped harassing him pretty early on then Dewey would team up with the rest of the family to mess with Malcolm. Malcolm and Francis were the only one of the boys that ended up feeling bad about being dicks because they acted irrational. Dewey would do shit just because he was petty, and then had a savior complex to cope about being a vindicte asshole to his family.
>>219756717ZOG slopbut it's a reflection of the state of this country. we live in hell.
>>219778793>>219778466This guy didn't even watch it.
>>219778898you're right. why would i watch this zog slop. malcolm in the middle when i was younger was peak and my favorite show and of course jews had to ruin it.
Now most of the webms I made were concentrated on one subject, perhaps you can guess what it is in advance, but I did make others first
>>219779093Do hal getting smashed with the glitter sack
>>219779125I tried that whole scene but it absolutely obliterated the bitrate no matter what. But I can do the smash.
>>219779045I didn't expect them to come back. Dabney looks so old.
>>219760446>it was always woke
>>219779300They aged a lot better than Reese. I couldnt recognize Kevin at all but he wasnt shown that often
>>219756717super fake and gay
>>219759690so is charlie sheen, but he molested the two coreys and got AIDS
>>219761105>looks like he could be my dadthat's just the scandi genesalso, are you brazilian by any chance?
>>219779045Im confused, was the implication the 3 of them created that weird kid? Are they in a gay polycule? Am I a brainlet?
>>219771099>Stevie is now the gayest man aliveThe actor went off the deep end growing up after the original show.>the baby is a they/them, and her retarded hick family is somehow completely accepting of thisBecause they can clearly tell that she's going through a phase and they're waiting it out.>Jamie is a dumb meatheadThe revival isn't about him so of course he's going to be underdeveloped. He wasn't even a character in the original series.>Dewey is absolutely nothing like Dewey (I mean the character, obviously the actor is different)Which is likely why he's offscreen for most of the revival.>Malcom's old friends are now a gay thruple with an adopted autistic sonThey never say that they're gay and they explicitly imply their "son" is genetically engineered in a lab from resources from their top secret government research jobs.>Reese is still just teenage Reese, which is getting weird now that he's now 40 years oldHe's in his mid 30s as they outright state Francis is still 39. And Reese is very much in-line with his development from the original series. He progressively became more of an asshole. Now he's an even bigger asshole.
>>219779528Most likely he's some sort of test tube baby created with science
>>219779552The biggest stretch is piama being under 50 to have a kid. She looks older than Lois
>>219779125
I will not watch this. I will rewatch the original series and be happy.
Alright, let's get to the main event
>>219779977Noooooooooooo you need to watch the poz fest reunion! Breaking bad gets high!!!
>>219780083sexo
>>219779919I can't believe Hal is fucking dead
oh look the Indian that simps for the tranny white woman is spamming his images again
>>219780083AI where she shows her hairy ahh puss on webcam?
>>219780264None of these webms have ever been posted before.
>>219780239Her smug aura mocks me
>>219756857More like anus tart haha
>>219780275You can say ass.
saaaaaal SAAAAAAAAAL looking at this veddy sexy womansn veddy much sexy tomboy veddy kawaii sex I want to fucking do the BLADDY sex with white boy from malcom middles saaaaal
>>219780298It's a powerful one
>>219780264>>219779403>>219778932>>219778793>>219778466why are you in this thread?
>>219780383why are you in this thread? go to s or b if you want to be a pathetic simp otherwise talk about the showfemales in the middle
>no, stop posting webms from Malcolm in the Middle Life's Still Unfair in the Malcolm in the Middle Life's Still Unfair thread!
>>219780426Why does they/them kinda look like Alyssa Liu?
>>219760801AHAHAHAHAHAH
>>219780504Fuck, waxed forearm hair.
>>219780147She's enjoyably pale
New waifu identified.
>>219778944>me running for my router
>>219760446The original probably had some early 2000s era leftism, but it wasn't anywhere near the woke we see today, which is blatant anti-human subversion to demoralize and weaken the spirit of the people.
>>219780733There it is, the most generic post of all time
>>219780369necc
>>219780764lol. What's generic about it?
>>219780764seething commie turd
>>219774988I can fix her
>>219756717>Stevie’s actor wanted more zestiness inside of Stevie>obvious tomboy is nonbinary for some (((reason)))A bit of a slog, but it’s Cranston’s show and I thought the end with the glitter bomb was great. Wished Aaron Paul did a cameo. Would’ve been funny because he tried to audition for the role as Francis before and that’s how he became a friend of Cranston.
>>219781133the actress is "nonbinary" (tomboy)it's the new word for them
>>219781190More like an excuse to gaslight more girls to have zipper-tits.However, my family did find it funny how she made it all about herself in her speech about Hal, like how every tranny does making a speech. I don’t believe the writers were even aware of what they did either, making it hilarious to me.
>>219781309The girl clearly has tits
>>219780239Kind of comical how instantly obvious it is that she's a girl. I don't even see what is meant to be "non-binary". Tshirts are non-binary?
>>219781362So do most irl binaries until Dr. Noseberg tells the most impressionable of them how to get mastectomies without their parents’ knowing.
>>219781411The vast majority of "nonbinaries" are just normal girls who act like normal girls the entire time except they occasionally wear a baggy shirt. Don't assume the few headcases actually make up more than a small percentage, the whole idea of pronouns and multiple genders went trendy years ago, it's trendy to have super special pronouns instead of the boring default, 95% of the people with them don't do anything out of the ordinary with it. This girl playing Kelly just acts like a normal tomboy, both in real life and in the show.
>>219781411>binariesnonbinaries*Hollywood just can’t help themselves. Most girls give up the tomboy phase once dimorphism against males becomes too apparent in high school, but Television and Trannies will try to keep their heads in the clouds long enough until they make irreversible choices.
>>219781411the vast majority of "she/they" and "they/them" are just doing a phase of trying to seem out of the ordinary and are comedically lazy about it
>>219780383JIDF pays people to shit up all threads on all the major boards now, they want this place to shrivel up and die
>>219780043pale + dark hair + blue eyeskino combo
Liked it way better than I expected. Worst part was Stevie, he didn't deserve it. I was actually okay with Kelly, until her video, that was puke. Other than those two complaints, I genuinely wish there was more... probably a monkey paw moment.
I liked it.
Haven't watched it, nor the later seasons of the original series.I like Frankie Muniz and think it's hilarious that he let people think that he had become a vegetable for like 15 years. Probably never bothered to correct the reports because it allowed him to retire as a teenager and live a comfy life by hollywood standards
>Dewey should have been cut entirely if the OG actor didn't want to appear, replacement Dewey is terrible>the LGBTQ+ sister was fine, but boring. She should have a flaw like the other children.>Malcom's daughter was handled the way I wish they'd have handled the LGBTQ+ sister, she had a flaw, she was awkward and weird and thus more interesting and less boring.>Jamie was great for the little screentime he had.
>>219763452Holy shit that's actually a couple of very good ideas. The only problem in execution is there's already too many characters now, so they would literally have to have no focus and just be props on the screen for that to work. (Think of how Dodge and Earl jr. In My Name Is Earl are just background extras that are extensions of Joy)
>>219780369sexo
>>219760446Nah I just watched the first episode and Francis uses the term homoerotic in a derogatory way and Lois jokes about Indians killing buffalos
Did anyone notice how Kelly's room is full of toys and furniture suitable for a toddler despite her being a late teenager?That's got to say something about stunted development.
Malcom the Gay version of Disney Channel
>>219780239If that’s a non binary or whatever they’re calling it then she truly is the worst example on tv
>>219782619I think she's cute
>>219777253I was thinking the same thing. Porn has ruined my brain.
>>219772379Yowza
>>219756776fiction
>>219778898of course I didn't watch it, its gay
>>219780383to tell you how shit it is
>>219771099>Malcom's old friends are now a gay thruple with an adopted autistic sontheir son is a clone the grew in a lab. they aren't gay just fucking weird mad scientists. this was very obvious and anyone who missed this very clear joke is fucking retarded.
>>219761105The Raped.
>>219761105He looks really good, easily aged the best out of all the kids. He's just pale because he lives in a cold environment
can we talk about how Piama's actress is 11 years older than Francis
>>219760828Hal is also shown to believe in Christ on multiple occasions Do redditors just ignore Lois screaming Aborigis at the water park and the "Can I be the girl" joke from the board game episode
>>219780043>>219780083>>219780147>>219780239Not My Rodrick!
>>219756717Why would anyone with a functional brain watch a small episode reboot of a classic show? Has it ever worked out?
>>219756717jazz jennings but goyim
>>219756717Couldn't tell ya. I stopped watching when Hal struggled with his daughter's pronouns.
>>219771743That kid would grow up to be a pedo rapist. He needed to be taken down a peg.
